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ASHLAND DAILY TIDINGS.
Ashland News in Paragraphs
Local and Personal
■ ■■— Side L ights—a£_
S a tu rd a y , J u ly 23, 102t
R eturn to Oakland, C a l i f . -
Mr, a n d M rs. G eorge P a rso n s, af-
; te r a w eek ’s visit a t th e hom e of
M r. P a r s o n s ’ m o th e r, Mrs. R o b e rt
Shaw , le ft th is m o rn in g fo r th e ii
hom e a t O a k la n d , C alif.
Bis
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H otel A rrivals—
IXureil M inkler Return*—
I A u stin H otel Shines U
New a rr iv a ls a t th e H otel A u stin
D a rre ll M inkler, w ho h as been
T h e in te r io r o» th e A u stin hotel
a re : C. N. F u lle rto n , S. J. G ruñes.
sh ip p in g on c o a stw ise vessels a s ra -j p a rlo r is being re fin is h e d uud ren c -
P o r tla n d ; Mr. a n d M rs. G e ra rd C le­
dlo o p e ra to r, h a s r e tu r n e d to Ash- v ated u n d e r th e su p e rv isio n of R. C.
m en t, M rs. Jn o . B a lla rd . San F r a n ­
land fo r th e s u m m e r m o n th s a f te r a P o rte r.
cisco; M rs. G. W a te rs , G ra n ts P a s t:
trip to San D tego, Los A ngeles a n d
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J. C. M ulvehill, S e a ttle ; W. F . R ood
o th e r S o u th e rn C a lifo rn ia p oints.
W e sp e cia liz e on fan cy b ric k ice
A sh la n d ; M r. a n d M rs. L eon CJay-
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Mr. M in k le r re p o rts t h a t he h ad a cream . R ose Bros.
b u rg h , M iss C la y b u rg h . M rs. S. Spiji-
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close call w h ile a t P o rtla n d d u rin g
I'nings, J . M. T ay lo r. S. E -ow n. C laude
th e re c e n t s h ip w o rk e rs ’ s tr ik e w hen R e le a se d fre n i J a il—
Ba-own, P o r tla n d ; R a n d o lp h G a rn e t,
H ow ard R ooney, who w as a rre s t
one of th e b e llig e re n ts h it him in
iVfledford: E. L. C ohen, P o r tl a n d ;
th e b ack w ith a club.
Success in «fd h e re on a c h a rg e of s te a lin g $10
M r. a n d M rs. C. B. E d w a rd s. D u n s­
re a c h in g a s tr e e t c a r saved him from from his room m ate, B ert S m ith , w as
m u ir, C a lif.; M ilton M. N eeley, M are
being m obbed, a ltb o u g b he “ w as un- rele ase d from th e city b a s tile th is
Isla n d , C alif.
d e r th e w e a th e r” fo r th re e days as m o rn in g b e c au se of th e n o n -ap p e a r-!
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an ce of S m ith who w as to h av e a p - „
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a re s u lt of th e e n c o u n te r.
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isitors—
p e a re d a g a in s t Rooney.
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Mr. a n d Mrs. T. E. D aniels. Mr.
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F lo re n c e a u to m a tic oil cook stoves
and
Mrs. E. U. F o u ts , a n d M rs. O tto
J u s t received th e new- B ru n e r
a n d ovens.
A shland F u r n itu r e Co.
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w ere A sh la n d v isito rs from
W oolen C o m p an y ’s line o f fall a n d
w in te r sam ples.
C all in a n d see M edford th is m o rn in g .
p letioa—
C le a n in g and re p a irin g done
Im p ro v e m e n t of th e E. V. C a rte r them
K. N elson, H otel RUST OF WASHINGTON OVER­
p ro p e rty , d a m a g e d sev eral w eeks ago on s h o rt no tice
LOOKS W ELLINGTON’S
A u stin Bldg.
by fire, is n e a r co m p letio n .
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TOMB IN ST. PA U L ’S
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F o r C r a te r L a k e o r o th e r trip s ,
LONDON, J u ly 23,-=-The placing
T he P a c ific C oast M int com pany,
see De W itt T axi. P h o n e 140 2 6 8 -lm
of
a b u s t of G eo rg e W a sh in g to n close
of K la m a th F a lls, h a v e ta k e n offices
to
th e to m b s of N elson a n d W e llin g ­
E p w o rth L e a g u e R e -elects R ev. E d- ¡n t he E lk s ’ b u ild in g , tw o d o o rs e a st
to n , in St. P a u l ’s c a th e d ra l, w as ac-
w a rd » —
| Of Irw in ’s pool h all.
Rev. C h a rle s A. E d w a rd s w as re-
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C liff P a y n e m a k e s la w n sw ings. d e n t H a rd in g in w hich h e voiced th e
ele c te d m a n a g e r of th e A shland E p ­
w o rth L e a g u e in s titu te fo r th e c o n -'
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hope th a t th is g ift fro m A m e ric an s
Terence nex t y e a r, a t a b uu»
u sin e ss i
m ig h t “ in s p ir t a c o n tin u e d re c ip ro ­
m ee tin g o f th e lea g u e y e ste rd a y . T he
•’•‘om < am pin g T r i p -
c a tio n o f th e e s ta b lis h e d frie n d sh ip
vote w as u n a n im o u s fo r h o ld in g a
D ickerson an d fam ily , M r. o f th e A m e ric an p eo p le fo r th e B r u ­
« w ifere n c e in A sh la n d next y ear. a n d ^ r s ‘ ' V illiam S ow erby, a n d R ay- sh n a tio n .” T he s e n tim e n t is w el­
T h ls y e a r ’s in s titu te w as th e f ir s t' m on(^ S te n n e tt will r e tu r n to m o rro w com ed in G re a t B rita in .
It is a p ­
to be held in th is city.
from a can ’P««»? tr ip on th e A pple- proved in th is c o u n try by a ll except
g a te riv e r.
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th o se w ho a r e e n g a g ed in a m alig n
♦
A lb erts Taxi, Seven p a sse n g e r caí
! e ff o r t to s t i r up h a tr e d b etw een th e
267-12 W E R E P A IR a n y th in g . P h o n e 114. j tw o c o u n trie s
fo r long trip s. P h o n e 183.
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T h e W a sh in g to n b u s t is s u ita b ly
la tk e o f th e W o o d s V a c a tio n e rs—
P o lic e S ta tio n Im p roves—
| p laced in St. P a u l ’s.
O th e r b u sts
W . M. Poley an d fam ily le ft th is
C hief of P olice H a tc h e r now gazes w ere s im u lta n e o u s ly u n v e ile d a t t.he
m o rn in g fo r L ak e of th e W oods
a t a p e a ce fu l w o rld , from )h e insWie! a n c e s tra l hom e of th e W a sh in g to n
w here th ey will spend s e te r a l w eeks
of h is o f f c e lo o k in g o u t. W ith h ? 1 fam ily a t S u lg ra v e m a n o r, a n d :n
v acatio n . T hey expect to be j o ’ned
ow n h a n d s th e c h ie f com p leted tl • th e tow n h a ll a t L iv e rp o o l. St. P a u l ’s
la te r by Mr. P o le y ’s s is te rs , th e
jo b of h a n g in g a sc re e n d o o r a t h
is t h e s h rin e w h e re B rita in e n to m b s
M isses M innie a n d E v a n g e lin e Poley.
office d o o r e n tra n c e th is m o rn in g .
h e r m en o f a c tio n , a n d W a sh in g to n
♦ ♦
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Cool o i l in R o w B ro s’ Ice c r e a m ! LM Yw> , n s u re y o „
a n J Krall[ w as p re -e m in e n tly a m a n of a c tio n .
W hen th e new s o f h is d e a th re a c h e d
p a rlo r w here q u a lity ice c re a m s a n d ; p ^ o n e °7 4 -J
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C9-tf E n g la n d , th e n a tio n h e h a d fo u g h t
s h e rb e ts a re served.
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John M. Scott Sees London—
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f a ire s t co lo n ies, p a id tr ib u te to him
At la tk e of th e W om b
h L ocal S o u th e rn P a c ific o ffic ia ls ,
L ouis D odge left th is m o rn in g fo r b.y. h a ,t ‘™ |S tin g flagB ° n ,ts w a r-
have received w ord of th e a rr iv 1 In L a k e of tb e W oods tQ fltten d tQ n r l t . a h lPs a n d f i r * < m in u te g u n s. E ng-
S c o tla n d of Jo h n M. S cott, g e n e ra l terjj p e rta in in g t0 th e e re c t on of ^ h s h m e n h av e so lo n g rec o g n ize d th e
ho, w ith ^ M s rs.!
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s e of , a k W
p a sse n g e r a g e n t w ho.
. j a u m m e r CQttage
e a s h in g to n t h a t th e
S cott is m a k in g a to u r th is sum m ci
p la c in g o f a m e m o ria l in o n e of
of his n a tiv e land.
F o r a good p lu n g e o r tu b b a tb ,Q B r ita in ’s tw o P a n th e o n s is n a tu r a l
W h ittie r sa n g of
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p u re s u lp h u r w a te r, go to th e N a t- a n d a p p ro p ria te .
M idsum m er s u its a t P a o is e r u d ’s J
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P u r e p a ste u riz e d m ilk 10c th e E u gen e V isitors—
Mr. a n d M rs. G eo rg e Love sto p p ed W e, too, a r e h e irs o f R u n n y m e d e ,
q u a rt a t R ose Bros.
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in A sh la n d y e s te rd a y to v isit H e n ry A nd S h a k e s p e a re ’s fa m e an d C ro m ­
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w e ll’s deed
Recover from Illness—
S p u lak e, m a n a g e r of th e local A rm y
C ounty C lerk C hauncey F lo re y has G oods sto re , on th e ir w ay to Los A re n o t a lo n e o u r m o th e r ’s.
And it w as a d is tin g u is h e d E n g ­
re e o \e re d from an a tta c k of th e >ngeles, C alif., from E u g e n e , w here
m um ps, and is back a t his o fficial Mr. Love is m a n a g e r of th e A rm y lish! v isito r to A m e ric a w ho s a id
th a t G re a t B rita in ow ed a n in c a lc u ­
duties.
G oods s to re of th a t city.
lab le d e b t to W a s h in g to n , a s th e tr u e
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FO R SALS— M odern ho m e a t 361 fo u n d e r of h e r c o lo n ia l d o m a in . T he
W h a t is a v acatio n w ith o u t m u ­
sic? Buy a sm all V ic tro la a n d ta k e M o u n ta in A venue.
P ro p e rty of th e lesson, t h a t W a sh in g to n ta u g h t G re a t
It along. R ose B ros
2 4 7 -tf la te Jo sep h G. H u rt.
E a sy te rm s. B rita in In t h e r e v o lu tio n a ry w a r has
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In q u ire A lpha H otel.
272-6 been a p p lie d w ith e m in e n t success
R e tu rn to E u g en e—
to C a n a d a , to A u s tra lia , to S outh
Mr. an d M rs. C h e ster S tevenson [ < a m p in g T rip __-
A frica, a n d to o th e r so-caJled “ d e ­
a n d d a u g h te r M ary M a rg a re t, w ho
W illiam P a W ù e f t y e s te rd a y w jth p e n d e n c ie s.”
G re a t B rita in n ev er
have been v isitin g frie n d s in th e city, a p a rty o f to u fis ts on a c a m p in g re p e a te d in resp e c t to th e se o u tp o sts
left th is m o rn in g fo r E u g en e. T he trip .
of h e r e m p ire th e b lu n d e rin g policy
S tev en so n s w ere fo rm e r re sid e n ts of
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t h a t drovte th e A m e ric a n colon
A shland.
F u ll c o v erag e a u to m o b ile policy. to rev o lt.
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C o m panies th a t pay th e ir losses. Yeo
H. R. A dam s fo r p lu m b in g , h e a tin g i o f course,
2 6 9 -tf
F ir st B a p tist C hurch
a n d g a s fittin g . R e p a irin g a speci­
S u n d a y school a t 9 :4 5 , w ith O. F .
a lty .
248 F ifth St. P h o n e 166-J. C am p in g a t W a g n e r C re e k —
i C arso n s u p e rin te n d e n t. A fu ll a t-
A. M. B eaver
: te n d a n c e in a ll c la sse s is g re a tly de-
i s ’red .
S ta n d a rd le ft th'fe m o rn in g fo r
M orning w o rsh ip a n d se rm o n a t
Rev. J. H. D ickson will
creek
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»t E lk h o rn G un S to re ? 271-6
ro n s sp o k e to us a few d ay s ago.
o u r y o u n g people in v ited .
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At th e tim e she w as p a y in g us a j R anchep
In th e a b se n c e of th e p a s to r. Rev.
b ill of $1.60, so we a sk e d fo r an
J. H. D ickson, p a s to r of th e E m a n ­
L. W . C am pbel, .w a s a b u sin ess
e x p la n a tio n of w h a t seem ed to be v isito r In th o city th is m o rn in g fro m uel B
p tis - t c ™ h u u rc
la m
m a a th
th F a lls,
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rc h n o o f . K
itia
a v ery s tr a n g e s ta te m e n t.
h i. ran c h , o n e m ile » e s t of A 'ihtnnd ' n i l " " ' 11 “ J’.0 “ ’ SerVlC<' ! -
“ I t is a ll so s im p le ,” sh e said,
- -
l D ickson is an a b le p re a c h e r of th e
“ t h a t I am s u rp ris e d you a sk .
By Guns and F ish in g Tackle—
gospel, a n d we c o rd ia lly In v ite a ll
s e n d in g o u r w a sh in g to th e la u n d ry
E lk h o rn G un S to re. 81 O ak s tre e t. w ho can an d w ill to h e a r him .
I g ain ten h o u rs a w eek. I u se th e s e '
W a lte r L , Evans. Pastor.
26?'-l mo
e x tr a h o u rs -in p erso n al sh o p p in g ,'
TUU LATE TO CLASSIFY.
in stead of bu y in g by te le p h o n e .; O rc h e stra F a ils to A p p e a r__
___________________________
L ast w eek I was a b le th u s to m ak e
T he d a n c e th a t w as to h av e b e e n ; W A N TED — W ood c u tte rs , C all 4 62
a sa v in g of m ore th a n $5.00 in my h e ld a t th e N a ta to riu m y e s te rd a y ev-i
B S t-» o r 84 G a rfie ld St.
274-6*
p u rc h a se s.
I could have said ju s t e n ln g failed to be realized ow ing to FO R R E N T — 3 room m o d e rn a p a rt-
as tru th f u lly th a t la u n d ry service th e n o n -a p p e a ra n c e of th e M o n tan a
m e n t. fu rn is h e d . A d u lts only. In-
q u ire 166 H a rg a d ln e o r ph o n e
a c tu a lly a d d s to my in co m e .”
H a rm o n y F ive, a tra v e lin g o r c h e s tra ,'
264-Y.
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W e th o u g h t it q u ite a s e n s ib le ! sch ed u led to play h e re la s t n ig h t.' ____
♦ *
“ Laundry Service
Costs Me Nothing”
d o m estic a rra n g e m e n t— a n d so pass!
it on to you w ith o u r h e a rtie s t rec­
o m m e n d a tio n s.
W h ile you a re sh o p p in g , we will
give y o u r p erso n a l a n d fam ily th in g s
a la u n d e rin g t h a t we know you will
e ste e m h ig hly. T h e re is n o th in g of
ru b b in g o r sc ru b b in g in o u r m e th ­
ods— only so ft w a te r a n d soap of
th e b est.
P e rfe c t c le a n lin e ss an d i
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w ork.
orx.
s te . riliz
is th e sum
T ry th is econom y in y o u r house-
hold p ro g ra m . S ta rt to d ay . A tele-!
p h o n e call w ill b rin g o u r d riv e r fo r
y o u r fa m llv bun d le/«
Ashland Laiudry Co,
P h o n e 169.
Dance
a t th e
Evidently, Not by the 8enee*.
An A m erican w as w ith a gushing en- i
th u s (asm describing his new c ar to an
E nglish visitor. “It ru n s so sm ooth­
ly," he said, “you can’t feel It. Not
a bit of noise, you c a n 't h e a r It. P e r­
fect ignition, you can’t sm ell it. And
speed, why, It sim ply whizzes, you
can’t see It.”
"My w ord!" exclaim ed the asto n ­
ished B ritisher. “How do you know
the bally thing is th ere?’’—Boston
T ra n sc rip t.
Telephone N ightm ares.
Church— I u n derstand an arra n g e ­
m ent h as been p aten ted so th a t when
a person Is talk in g on the telephone
the face of th e person one Is talking
to Is reflected on a m irro r in fro n t of
them , even if the person being talked
to Is m iles aw ay.
Gotham — Well, I hope to gracious
If th a t is so some people I happen to
know will never telephone me.
• Excessive Success.
" It Isn’t possible fo r success to es­
cape the sneer of envy.”
"No,” replied C actus Joe. “ Success
should be t a k ^ v in m oderation. The
first tim e in
evenin’ th a t a man
holds four aces everybody congratu­
lates him, th e second tim e everybody
gets suspicious, and th e th ird tim e
everybody guesses It’s about tim e to
»top the game."
Bungalow
y Wednesday P
B eg in n in g W ednesday, Ju ly 27
Snyder’s Royal Jazz Orchestra
Best Floor
The Coolest Place in the Valley
Biggest Crowds
PHRENOLOGY CALLED A FAKE
N either “ Bum ps” Nor Features. It id
Now A sserted, Can Indicate
Character of Man.
JZ
j T here lias recently been a m arked
Strong-Arm Methods.
i revival of the “ phrenology” humbug.
“Politics is a< gam e of give and and c h a rla ta n s are coining money hv
tak e," rem arked Mr. W apples.
i exam ining people's “bum ps” and d raw ­
“I’ll subscribe to th e first p a rt of ing th erefro m an alytical conclusions
your sta te m e n t,” said - M r. Grabcotn, in regard to th e ir tale n ts and tra its
who had ju s t h ad an experience w ith oi c h aracter, rem ark s a w rite r in the
an a le rt “money digger.” “I don’t p a r­ Philadelphia Ledger.
ticu larly object to giving, but I do ob­
T he cleverest fak e rs in ttiis Hue sp e­
je c t to th e kind of back talk I h av e to cialize in the alleged study of pysi-
ta k e fo r not giving m ore.”—B irm ing­ ognoiny as indicative of psychic traits,
ham Age-Herald.
etc. I h is.so rt of th ing “goes” w onder­
fully well, inasm uch as the average
H er E xact W ords.
I person is m uch interested in Ills own
Bill—So you asked th e sw eet little face and in w hat it may be supposed
thing tq m arry you?
to express.
Gill—Yes, I did.
Physical anthropologists, however,
"And she said ‘yes,’ I suppose?’’
are firm in a sse rtin g th at there is
“No, she didn’t ”
nothing w hatever In the idea. T here
“Oh, she said *no,’ did she?”
Is no essential relation betw een the
“Not exactly.”
I fea tu re s of a hum an individual and his
“ Well, w h at did she say, then?"
c h a ra c te r—beyond, of course, the fact
“ She s a id : 'N othin ‘doin’.’ ”
that disposition and tem peram ent may
and commonly do so modify the tnus-
1 cu lar stru c tu re , especially ’ about the
mouth, as to ren d er th e expression in­
dicative. Thus, fo r exam ple, a sour
tem per or a c ra fty habit of mind will
i show itself in a p erson's face m ore
and more as he grow s older.
A prom inent chin does not necessar
j By signify firmness of c h a ra c te r ; nor
i when exaggerated, does it mean bru-
tality. Story w riters now adays teach
us th at eyes set “too d o s e together”
Indicate slyness and m eanness. T here
Is
no m ore tru th In th at idea th an in
W HAT O F F IC E R S A R E FO R
the notion th a t a big nose suggests
“So you’ve elected a new set of
generosity.
officers."
W here beauty of fea tu re is con­
“Yes. Naw a ll w e've g o t to do la
cerned
one m ight say th a t It depends
to sit back and kick ab out tib« way
fundam
entally
upon the shape of the
th ey do things."
skull m ask. A w om an’s skull is m ore
lightly constructed than tliat of a man.
Cheerful.
It may be that I shall not do
and even the tex tu re of its bones Is
A Sinope thing worth while.
m ore delicate.
re
The Marriage
»
William Asin
W ith
MAE ALLISON
LAST TIMES TONIGHT
"The Barbarian”
!
N O T E :— T h i s p i c t u r e w a s film e d
a t S is s o n a n d M c C lo u d C a lif,
a n d is o n e o f t h e m o s t b e a u t ­
if u l p i c t u r e s e v e r m a d e .
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Best He Could Do.
“Good heaven, D ic k !
Tan shoes
witli evening dress— th a t’s aw fully bad
fo rm !”
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“I know It, but stocking feet w ith
evening dress
is w orse.”— Boston
T ran scrip t.
A Matter of Taete.
.
The E questrienne—Oh, I ’m so fu ri­
ous w ith m yself!
“W hy?”
“For liking so much the kiss Jack
Thrusher made me take in the park
this m orning.”—JudgZ.
Audience Needed.
Wife— I’ve invited a com pany of th e
m ost brillian t people fo r our dinner,
dear.
Hub— Not all brillian t, I hope, We
ought to have some dull ones to
listen.”
M r- R ain e, m a n a g e r of th e N a ta to r-li^ D R
SA L E — R |e|inqilishm .ent— 160
a c re s on E lk c re e k , 3» m iles from
ium , s ta te s th a t he w as n o t respon3-
Isn’t One of ’Em Rich?
ible fo r th e o c c u rre n c e as he had o n -|
°n ? ig ^ way; SPrin g
“N ever m arried, eh? W ell, my boy,
c a b in b u ilt, w ell tim b e re d . F. to some day the girl wll, come along
Iy re n te d th e h a ll to th e o rc h e s tra .
M oxon, 425 E. M ain St.
2 7 4 -tf whom you can love."
“T h at isn ’t the trouble. I know
F ollow th e crow d to th e F o u n ­ N O TIC E TO W OOD C O N TR A C TO R S
four
or five now.”—Boston T ranscript.
— S ealed b id s w ill b e received u n ­
ta in Inn.
C hicken th re e w ays, ice
til A u g u st 1 a t 5 o ’clock fo r d e ­
cream . D in n er, 5 to 8.
274-1
Too T rue.
liv ery a t th e A sh la n d L a u n d ry ot
“Should a girl m arry fo r lffve or
100 c o rd s of f o u r fo o t body fir
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TO TH E PUBLIC*
y
(Wood c u t from live tim b e r. W ood m oney?”
to be d e liv e re d d u r in g th e m o n th
° Wing to a 8 lig b t d eclin e in tb e
“Well, it’s a question. You s«t
of
A
u
g
u
st
a
n
d
p
a
y
m
e
n
t
of
cash
fooled
on both propositions.”
,e a th e r m a rk p t. we. th e shoe re p a ir
on d e l.F ery of c o n tra c t. In o rd ei
meDl
A s^*a n d. h a v e decided to r e ­
to in su re th e d e liv e ry a c co rd in g to
Presents From Editors.
d u ce o u r p rices on re p a irin g to co r-i
c o n tra c t a good bond o r cash in
“It
Is
my one regret that I didn’t be­
th e sum of $50 w ill be re q u ire d .
respond w ith sam e.
come
a
poet.”
A sh la n d L a u n d ry C om pany. 274-6
A. M. ORCHARD.
“Had you done so. my boy, yoa
W. D. MARS.
COOKING A P P L E S — Can’t beat ’em would have regrets by the hundrsd,"
for pies or sauce. 20 lbs,, $1.00;
EA STERN SUPPLY CO.
50 lbs., $2.00, delivered.
Phor
274-2
B end— P e n c il fa c to ry reo p en s.
9 -P -ll.
C o n tin u ed n ig h tly a t th e ten t o n i
th e c o rn e r of B a n d 4 th s tre e ts .
T h ese m e e tin g s a re u n d e n o m in a tio n
al.
All a re invited to com e.
Brethren Church
un­
p o sa ls?
H uh?
It m ust be a
very
stfan ge
you ng man who
would send a
girl a proposal
th at
w a sn ’t
sealed.
Young Lady N atu rally F elt She Had
Rights as the Invited Quest
of th e Driver.
E v a n g e lis tic M eetings
d o n ’t
derstand t h i s
stuff
about
sea led
p r o -
REBUKED LACK OF COURTESY
A young farm er who live« in a
southern Indiana county brought a
driving horse recently, and a fte r pon­
dering over a name for it decided to
call it Closer.
A few days la te r th e young m an
m ade an engagem ent with a young
woman in the neighborhood for a Sun­
day afternoon drive. At the appoint­
ed hour on th e day désigna ted the
young m an, driving the horse hitched
to a freshly-palntd buggy, called for
the young woman.
They s ta rte d on
th e drive and the horse tro tte d along
a t a satiirfuctory speed for the first
half-m ile. W hen (he speed began to
slacken the young man said :
‘iGet up. Closer.'1
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The girl im m ediately m ade proper
m anifestation of h er indignation.
“T h a t’s my horse’s nam e." replied
the yontli, apologetically.
“ Well, th a t's ju st w hat I was won­
dering about,” said the girl. “Who
Is your guest on this drive, the horse
or me?"
“W hy, you are, of course.” said the
d riv er in am azem ent.
“Well, please do m e the honor and
courtesy to direct your conversation
tow ard your guest,” she said with s
smile.— Indianapolis News.
THE THEATER 6CALWW.
STA R TIN G SUNDAY—
But while my skies above are blue
I'll try to show a smile.
Way to L om Friends.
Bacon— You’re looking down in tbe
m outh, old man.
Egbert-—Well, I’ll say I feel p retty
blue.
“You look as if you had lost all your
friends.”
"W ell, to tell you the tru th , I ’ve bor­
rowed money from everybody I know.”
Besl Music
SU B JEC T TO REVIEW
J u s t w ed:
In my own home my
slig h te st w ish is law.
Longw ed: W alt till your w ife’s rel­
atives ta k e th a t taw under advise­
m ent. You’ll soon find out it’s un-
c o n stitu tio n al.”
THE FIRST
FINANCIER
Y our piston assem b ly con­
ta in s th e re a l " m u s c le s ” o i
y o u r au to m o b ile . T h e strou?
even, c o -o rd in ate d function"
ing of th ese n i u s c l e s .d e '
p e n d s on th e w ristp in w h ic t
■joins th e pisto n w ith th e
c o n n e ctin g -ro d . If th e wrist-
pin b re a k s o r is w orn ano’
loose, you have tro u b le —
costly tro u b le — w ith y o u r
m o to r.
Alami q u a lity so'-’.-core |i!u>
a re a b so lu te ly round ano
w ith o u t ta p e r.
T hey a r.
te ste d and g u a ra n te e d for
h a r d n e n a n d a re sold on J
q u a litv basis only. T o g t
th e m rs t >ut of th e “ utu«
c le s” of y o u r c a r in sist tin»'
your
re p a ir
m an
in s ta '
th e se pins th e n ex t tim e he
goes o v er y o u r piston a s ­
sem bly. W e h av e them foi
a ll c a rs 1n s ta n d a rd an a
oversizes.
Parts Catalogue to the
Trade
W ho w as the
flrst financier?
Noah.
H uh ?
Strengthen
the Muscles
of Your Car
Patterson Parts
INC.
H e
fioated qulte a
lot
of
stock
"N ew P a r ts fo r All C a rs ”
PORTLAND, OREGON
auoceeafully.
2 0 -2 2
12th S t. a t B u r n sid e
P h o n e B roadw ay 2751
O th e r S to re s :
296 G olden G ate A venue
San F ran cisco , C alif.
3322 B ro ad w ay , O ak lan d
TREATM ENT
FOR BORES.
R eggy — Ah!
N o w .c o n fe ss?
W ouldn’t y o u
like to be a
man ?
Peggy — Of
course! W ould­
n't you?
T he p a s to r bein g a b se n t, Dr. D.
M. B row er w ill p reach fo r th e
B re th re n a t th e ir c h u rc h a t th e c o r­
L ogging resu m e d by th e S m ith -j
n e r of Iow a s tr e e t a n d M o u n ta in ave­
nue, Sunday at 11 a. m. and 8 p m. P o w ell Co. in Coos co u n ty .
N O T IC E
Will cut prices on every­
thing during the next few
days. Guns. $5.00 up. Bikes.
$5.00 up. Six hole range for
$25 and other good bargains.
ELKHORN GUN STORE
SI Oak St. . 271-6
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