ASHLAND DAILY TIDDÍO8
P A C » FOUR
EGGS IS EGGS
AT ANY PRICE
By M argaret R ohe
(W ritte n for th e U nited P ress)
T he price of eggs has clim bed so high
Its reached the highest pitch
No w onder th en we use th e th in g s
To m ake o u r food m ore rich.
Wednesday, December 17, 1910
boy, having gone out w ith th e old
F irs t com pany on th e en tra n ce of J
th e U nited S tates in th e w ar, and
la te r served in F ran ce w ith the 69th
Coast a rtille ry corps. Since his dis­
W ill S tart January 16
ch arg e from th e arm y he has been
At th e m eeting of th e local W. C. employed in th e local round house.
T. U. held yesterday th e county
president
recom m ended th a t all
T rinity Guild Social
’ schools of th e coùnty be invited to
T rin ity Guild will have a social
! observe J a n u a ry 16 w ith tem perance aftern o o n on T hursday in th e P arish
instru ctio n and study of the 18th house, a cordial welcome to all
I am endm ent, or a program .
This is a good plan, as o u r boys
SH E FFIE L D , E ng.— A tro u t m eas-
; and girls m ust be tra in ed to under-
I
urin
g 15 inches in len g th stopped
i stan d th e alcohol evil and how to
In table decorations this year Santa preserve th a t which the nation has tbe CIt> s w a te r su p p b for a day. It
Claus will beam from the midst of gained in victory for efficiency, good was draw n into the suction pipe at
patriotic place-cards and the national citizenship and physical and m oral th e reserv o ir and w orkm en seeking
th e fa u lt found it tig h tly wedged,
colors mingle with the regulation green
w elfare.
and red. H ere are little figures made
but still alive.
of crepe paper, representing America,
63rd W edding Anniversary
England and France. They are sim ­
Rev. and Mrs. W illiam Johnson,
ply little pasteboard paper dolls with
printed or painted faces, dressed up In tw o well know n and dearly beloved j
paper clothes and tiny paper hats. To residents of th is city, today a re ob­
make the table complete, Belgium, serving th e 63rd an n iv ersary of th eir
Italy and Serbia are to be represented. w edding day.
Rev. Johnson is a
Each little figure might bear a tiny
retire d P resb y terian clergym an and
flag. They are supported by strips
of cardboard pasted to them a t the is still quite active in sp ite of his i
back and are to be used fo r place- advanced years. His wife has been
an invalid for some tim e. No spe-j
cards o r m erely for ornam ent
cial observance of the day m arked
the happy event, save th e m any c o n -!
g ra tu la tio n s th a t were sh o w e re d ,
upon this estim able couple.
The Social Realm
Table Decorations
NEW YORK.— W ith th e cost of
eggs m ounting to $1.50 per dozen
even the P rince of W ales, Em m a
G oldm an or th e m isguided fem ale
who invented and w ears those b ifu r­
cated garm ents,
dubbed
harleys,
pales into insignificance as a topic
of public in te rest alongside an egg.
Hence I feel it was a tim ely effo rt
on my p art to have got in close per­
sonal touch w ith a thin-shelled m em ­
ber of th e fam ily, no less an egg-
salted personage th a n a 1919 egg.
I found Mr. E g b ert Egg carefully
reposed in his private com partm ent
a t the C arton. He was tastefu lly a t­
tire d in w hite w ith th e date of his
b irth stam ped in ’heliotrope on his
left side in m uch th e sam e m anner
th a t ou r best dressers are show ing
The m onogram on th e sh irt sleeve.
W ell, w hat can I do for you, my
d e a r young lad y ? ” he said eggily,
w hen I had introduced m yself. “ I
can give you ju st fifteen m inutes as
I have an im p o rta n t date, w ith a
c u sta rd a t the end of th a t tim e and
will certainly have to beat it.
“ I would like to get your eggsact
opinion an en t the present eggsorbi-
ta n t price of eggs,” said I.
" In th e first place, I don’t consid­
e r th e price e g g so rb ita n t,” replied
E ggbert, m uch eggsasperated. “ All
th e fuss is a g re a t eggsageration.
W hy, we a re only beginning to get
o u r ju st due. And believe me, the!
price is going higher and higher. A | A ,arger figHre of Santa Claus lg
drop in eggs a t the present m om ent: also made of crepe paper with the help
w ould only spell d isa ste r for I as­ of white cotton. It is built on a stick,
su re you all th e best eggs would be with wires attached for arm s and legs.
On this fram e a body of cotton is fash
q u ite broken up in consequence.”
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‘You m ust consider
w hat _ a royal loned, wound to place with thread.
p art o u r fam ily has alw"ay’s "pl'ay'ed! T*»« “ «»<> ls a bal1 of «>««“ covered
in history. H um pty-D um pty, ou r an- wlth p,nk crepe paper’ The eyes Hre
cester. was quite chum m y with a painted ° “ and 7 “ °? ? akeS th<?
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brows and beard. Red crepe paper
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™*‘ a,,d
E lks Dance Fine • Event
A large assem blage atten d ed the
E lks ball in th e club room s last
night. T he m usic,
furnished by
L aunspach's o rch estra, was especial­
ly conducive to dancing and th e gay
com pany enjoyed th e occasion to the
utm ost. The com pany was p rinci­
pally composed of A shland Elks and
th e ir friends.
A shland W oman Married
A nnouncem ents have reached Ash-j
land of the m arriag e of Mrs. E. A.
T horne of th is city, to W. J. C lark, a
well known passenger conductor for
the S outhern Pacific com pany. Mr.
and Mrs. C lark will m ake th e ir home
in Albany.
Popular Y oung P eople
Popular Y oung P eople Married
The announcem ent of th e m ar-
riage of Miss C laire T ucker and Dean
' Scott, two well know n A shland young
I peop,e' haS JUSt been m ade publlC’
a lth o u ^ h the w edding took place at
th e hom e of Mr. and Mrs. Lynn Slack
M e m b e r 1. I, w ,s .h e ir in te n tio n !
to not m ake th e announcem ent of |
I was talk in g to a Chicago cold stor- OOOOOCXXXJOOOOOCXDOOOOOOOOOO
th e m arria g e until they were settled
age egg th e o th e r day who knew thiss
in a hom e of th e ir own, b ut on ac­
C olum bus egg personally. Now I am
co
u n t of th e groom , who is in the
ju st a fresh young egg com pared t o 1
em ploy of th e Southern Pacific com ­
som e of those older boys, but I tak e
pany. being called unexpectedly to
it you a re a fte r a fresh view-point,
assum e a position in D unsm uir, th e
a re you n o t? ”
news of the w edding was m ade
W hen I assured him I was, Egg­
known. The bride is th e d a u g h te r
bert lost all reticence. He cam e
of Mr. and Mrs. M. M. T ucker of this
rig h t out of his shell and unbosom ed j
city, and is one of the ch arm in g young
him self en tirely frankly eggsuding i
women of A shland. She is a g radu-i
all th e fam ily secrets.
a te of the high school of th e class
‘N aturally, I am m ighty proud of I
of 1919. Mr. Scott is an ex-service
my fam ily, for while my m other w as,
an old hen, she was of excellent
breeding and my fa th e r was c e rta in ­
ly the cock of the walk. My b ro th ers
and sisters are all good eggs and if
some of the boys a re a little too fresh
and we all have a yellow stre a k , why
i t ’s only egg n a tu re a fte r all and
The United S tates G rain C orpora­
eggs will be eggs, you know. All
tion has a rra n g e r w ith th e m ills in
boiled down, I really eggsult in the
> Oregon, W ashington and Idaho to
fact th a t my im m ediate fam ily sets
offer to th e tra d e a “ S tan d ard P u re
such a good
eggsam ple for o th er
W heat F lo u r” equal to o r b e tte r
eggs.
th a n th a t now being exported by the
"To be sure, th e re are d ark spots
; U nited S tates G rain C orporation, at
in o u r ancestry ju st as th ere are, no
i a price th a t will p erm it its being
d o u b t, in yours. I am free to con­
sold to th e consum er a t not to ex­
fess th a t th e cold sto rag e branch
ceed $12.00 per b a rre l; packed in
■of the fam ily is ro tten and even in I
24% lb. cotton sacks a t not m ore
th e m ost respectable egg fam ily you I W hoever she la. she will love th is th a n $1.50 and 49 lb. cotton sacks a t
occasionally find a bad egg. Take shopping bag of taffeta silk w ith Its not m ore th a n $3.00. If any dealer
my cousin, E ggm ount for instance ! ce,lu,old mountings, but if It m atches is unable to obtain th is flo u r a t a
th e re was a bad egg to r you
He i her 8treet 8Uit lQ co,or her joy in “ price th a t will p erm it its being re­
fpainerf «.-¡th
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will be complete. This one is of navy
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ESS ,hOt ■>'»• «■ "«» »»<■« » ! '" KrteM red t .f - tailed a t not to exceed prices nam ed,
* e r . in bad odor With ihe healih de- , eta The
mou, „ |n s „
, he , o r if any consum er is unable to ob­
par m ent.
They
eggserted an evil sam e red and so is the long silk tassel. I ta in th is flo u r a t reta il a t not to >
influence over him and egged him The bag is suspended by a stra p at exceed prices nam ed please notify
on the road to ruin. Poor fellow, he the nayy silk.
th e
had a sad end. He got m ashed on
Grain Corporation
at 5 1 0 Board o f Trade B uilding
an actress and went all to pieces.
Portland, Oregon
T here h a s alw ays been q u ite an
a ffin ity betw een our fam ily and the
Theater.
Q uite dozens of us have ’
m ade h its on th e stage.
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“ My cousin E g lan tin was a tem ­
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p eram ental young egg. Most people
a
on seeing her said. ‘Oh. isn ’t th at
o
egg flip?' but I really eggsonerate
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h er of such a charge. It was ju st
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h er eg g sh ileratin g sp irits. She really
Safety Razors. Gem, E nders, D ur­
did get to going a bit too strong,
ham , G illette.
though, and one E a ste r she dyed her
3 1 .0 0 to 3 7 .5 0 .
h a ir and painted her face and went
Shaving M irrors and Stands,
to th e W hite House to an egg rolling.
Clothes B rushes, T herm os Lunch
F rien d s who saw her last said she
K its,
w as going down hill very fast.
2,325,000
DE
LAVAL
3 4 .0 0 to 3 5 .2 5 .
But. m ercy m e,” m urm ured Mr.
D iaries for 1920, Loose Leaf
SEPARATORS
Eggbert
contritely, “ I’ve not only
IN
DAILY
USE
THE
WORLD
OVER
Meraos’
M ilitary B rushes, Bill Folds
eggshausted th e subject but you also.
W
herever
grass
grows
and
cowa
and
P
u
rses’
F iction by Zaue G rey’
As a p a rtin g word I ’d like to ask
are
m
ilked,
you
will
find
th
e
De
La-!
Beach
an(l
L
ondon
at
you to eggshort the public not to
val
th
e
favorite
cream
sep
arato
r.
85c.
kick on th e high cost of eggs. Re­
More De Lavals a re in use th an
m em ber. we are ju st full of n u tri-
Gift S tationery, 75c up.
all o th e r m akes combined.
tion and album en and equal to
S ta r E lectric V ib rato r, 35.OO.
The De Laval is tftne tested. It
pound of m e a t.”
was th e pioneer cream s e p a ra to r iu
And Mr. E ggbert Egg scram bled 1878 and has led in po p u larity and
sales for forty years.
up and m ade his eggsit.
I t’s th e wot .. a sta n d a rd cream
separator.
P ra irie Creek. W allowa county, has j
10.000 acre irrig a tio n project.
J ASHLAND CREAMERY
We Have Several Side
Lines This
CHRISTMAS
In
Wool Slipper Soles
Hand B ags
Slipper Trees
V A U P E L ’S
QUALITY STORK
68-72 E. MAIN ST.
The Store] With the
Christinas Spirit
F o r th e benefit of those who do th e ir C h rist­
m as shopping early, and to convince o th ers of
th e ad v an tag e of so doing we a re m aking ad ­
vance displays of Gift* M erchandise. Look for
our displays.
Blankets andXomforts
Those who know good blan k ets and eom forts
will in sta n tly recognize th e q u alities of our m er­
chandise
Made rig h t, bought rig h t and sold
r i g h t ................................................ 35.00 to 310.00
Dainty Gift Handkerchiefs
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If you w ant to show your th o u g h tfu ln ess and
a t th e sam e tim e p resent a gift th a t will be ap­
preciated, choose a h a lf dozen silk or linen
handkerchiefs. Prices range from 5c each up
to $1.50 each.
Christmas Slippers
T ruly a gift th a t m eans m uch real com fort to
th e recipient, w h eth er m an, wom an o r child.
W e are fea tu rin g a splendid collection to choose
from , 32.00 and up.
Handbags and Purses
A handbag m akes a very acceptable gift to any
wom an, fo r it is so useful. W e a re ju stly proud
of o u r com plete ran g e of bags and purses which
we are show ing a t all prices.
Shirts and Cravats
O ur line of sh irts and crav ats th a t we a re show ­
ing fo r the holiday season is th e best and m ost
com plete in the h isto ry of th is store. A sh irt
-or tie never comes amiss.
Hosiery
Silk, lisle, and cotton of all kinds and qualities
comprise our big stock of hosiery. Through a
late shipment just received we are able to take
care of your holiday needs in this useful gift.
All prices.
Petticoats
and
Elite Hand Polishers
The woman who appreciates the importance of
a good petticoat as a distinct necessity in a
winter wardrobe will be most interested in
seeing our splendid line at all prices
Shop Early at Vaupel’s
Silk Shopping Bag
LOW PRICK
FLOURSALE
rT ’HE year now closing has been an
1 exceptionally prosperous one for our
community.
We hope each and every one has re­
ceived his share of these benefits, and
trust that all will have a .
merry Christmas
and that increased PROSPERITY and
HAPPINESS will be yours during the
coming year.
Christinas
Suggestions
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OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS OF
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK
OF ASHLAND
McNAIR BROS.
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