IT PORTI Alin OFFERS A MARKET v iriLH& FOR vniiR ppnni irr Portland, Oregon VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLATS Complete Change Saturday. Adults, Week day Matinee, 20e; Evenings, 86c Contlnn w 1 to 11 p. m. Children 10 cents nil times. When in Portland Visit Park Free BIG BALLOON ASCENSION EVERY SUNDAY c OUNCIL CREST PARK Kji E" Mallory Select Residential & Transient 15th and Yamhill. Portland. Orea-on. Modern Fireproof American Plan RATES MODERATE Hotel a ; 1 j , HOISTING THE WHITE SIGNAL C. G. APPLEGATH Portland's Oldest FUR House Established 1870. Send fur free oataleg Remodeling, Repairing, Storage. 129 Tenth Street, near Washington. PARK YOUR CAR In our jarngf. It will be get-at-able her and safe. Only 50 cants a night. Expert repairing. We want out-of-town business, ANDERSON So MAYEK GARAGE Ninth and Iloyt near New rostoffiot r Railway Telegraph and Radio Institute ,-.. ..3'2-s',",, Railway Exchange Buildinpr. Portland, Oregon. TREMENDOUS DEMAND FOR ROTH MEN AND WOMEN, BIG SALARIES Day and Night Classes. Write for Prospectus. 2 I 1 : J T 'i &o QoTyVarcve ttorTOonMT.hi.Ta.- Portland, Ore. We Specialize in Hides, Pells, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascari, Oregon Grape Root. Goat Skins, Horse Hair Wrltafor Shipping Tags & latest Price List Portland Hide & Wool Co. 1M UNION AVENUE NORTH, PORTLAND, OREGON. Branch at Pocatello. Idaho 150 RECIPES FOR APPLE DISHES The Union Pacific has just issued a forty page booklet containing 150 rec ipes for apple dishes every housewife should possess. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" and this book tells how it may be done in a 150 ways. It will be sent free to any address on ap plication by letter or phone to Wm. McMurray, General Passenger Agent, 637 Pittock Block, Portland, Oregon. CLEANING AND DYEING rur reliable Cleaning and Dye- RfjGtfavk ntf service send parcels to us. TfSL. J n We pay return postage, lnform- quest. ENKE'S CITY DYE WORKS.. Established 1890. Portland. 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BBoadway 7438 "FOR WOMEN BY WOMEN" "Women's Employment Bureau Help of all kinds, 409 Yamhill Street. DR. MARIE D. EQUI Women and Children PHYSICIAN 34 Lafayette Hldg SURGEON A POSITION FOR EACH GRADUATE DECKER BUSINESS COLLEGE ALISKY BLDG. Your "TEETH SLEEP" While We Work Our Reputation is our greatest asset. Dr. Keene, 351 y, Washington St., Portland AMERICAN BEAUTY SCHOOL Experts in all lines of Beauty Work. 826 Medical Bldg.. Portland, Oregon. ZENITH SALES & SERVICE, INC Zenith Carburetor and Crits Lubricating Svstem. I0TH AND DAVIS STS., PORTLAND ATTENTION LADIES 18 jresrs un pot. Sanitary beauty parlor; we fii you up; ws make all kind of hair nieces out of comb- ' lags; 1-stem switch, 95c; 2 steins. $1.50; 8 stum. $2. Pull course of bvauly mi-ton-, Sjn. tnu I lex urn bid,: , Portland, Or. THE LUCILE BEAUTY SCHOOL The Luetic method makes yo.u a real marceller. All branches of Beauty culture taught by expert instructors. For full In formation write 41 Sel.ing-llirsch Bldg. 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The moiVtftlltftd of thing this season in th. wonder ful standard of meals and sonic established at Orion's Famous Tourist Hesort. (. R, Tremblav, Kgr., Columbia Gorge I lot !. Hood Hirer, Oregon. OS THE COLUMBIA RIVEIt HIGHWAY lOZF Home Restaurant If you come once, you will coma back. i 'i - juui v' wsvri. iifj . rii'iK. LOK for orange front, 24 3rd St. S. McKeraghu Wholesome food roolta-i just right by cooks who know. SPECIAL iAe luncheon served daily that cannot be excelled. Park Street betwswn Washington and Alder. Portland Big FREE Book for Sufferers from Cancer, Tuberculosis, Chronic Diseases, Piles Write for your free copy of my booklet on causes and my successful methods of treating Cancer, Tuberculosis. Piles and I ronic dis eases. Hundreds of grateful patients testify to the results possible in your case. Charges for treatment are very reasonable. Address AMERICAN HEALTH INSTITUTE Specialists on Chroni. Diseases. Dr. Wait Director. 215 Colum bia Bldg., West Park and Washington Sts.. Portland. Oregon. Cornelius Cafeteria Purity Dairy Lunch Restaurant 125 Fourth St.. Near Washington St. I GOOD THINGS TO EAT at Reasonable Prices. time WICKER ITRNITL'RE Prices consistent with quality. Here you will find the shades you want. Special Repair Iepart merit, 430 Alder St, Portland. SILK SHOP Foreign and Domestic Kafoury Broe., 383 Alder St. Clothes for Men Will Be Plainer Next Year Cedar Point, Ohio. Men's apparel, plain this year, is going to be more so next year, according to delegates at tending the annual sessions of the Merchant Tailors' Designers' associa tion. The designers, who are applying their Ingenuity to styles for the spring and summer of say that the aver age man has never looked with favor on th "ttasby makeup." They declare the thing that Is cans lng them the most worry at the pres ent time Is the outing and particularly the golfing costume. "We have gone the limit In the mat ter of the golfing outfit." said John It. Aikens of Detroit. "A new Idea in the golf suit line excites much Interest among the designers uho have ubjw. worn themselves out thinking up thU. that and LLu other tiling," Y ! ? ! ! t ! I t X i i s : .. t By H. M. EGBERT x:-x::xx::-K-:::::: ls24. Western Newspaper Union.) "Changes 1" repeated my friend the fisherman thoughtfully. Yes, I reckon there has been some chnnges since you were here last year. Folks come and go. Maybe they'll skip a year und come back the year after next. You remember young Mr. Everslelgli and that Miss Sadie fieauchump? Well, there's a story In that, "You remember how thick they was last year. Folks said that they'd get married for sure. But you went away before the fun started. Nope, I don't kne-.v what started It, but by the time the fall leaves began to full, as the poets puts It, they wasn't no longer on speaking terms. And so they went away when the hotel closed, one at a time, and still not speaking. "Well, that's the last I thougt to see of them. But no ! Up pops Miss Sadie this spring, quite early, and what do you think she wanted? To camp out on Old Man's Head. I told her the camp on the Island hadn't been occupied for five year and more, and was falling into pieces, but she would have It that that was just the place for her. " 'I'm studying nature,' she says to me, 'and next month one of the girls of our sketching club Is coming to stay with me. So we want a nice lone ly place where there aren't no men.' "From the way Miss Sadie shot out the word 'men,' you'd have thought she might have been speaking of crabs or mice, or any of them crea tures that the ladies find so objec tionable In general. However, I fixed up the shack somehow, and put on a new piece of tin here and there, to make It water-tight. Then I rowed her over with her box of provisions, and I looked to see her signaling for me to come and take her off next day. Said signal was to be a white handkerchief tied to the top of a pole, in token that Miss Sadie had had enough of loneli ness. "Had enough? Not much, sir. She fairly reveled In It. When she did hoist the handkerchief, rive days later, and I went over, I found all she wanted was some more flour. She'd fixed up the place as comfortable as you can believe. She'd chopped about two cords of firewood, and done a couple of canvases besides, and when I pulled ashore she was sitting over the fire, making toast. " 'Yes, I think I shall spend the whole summer here,' she says to me. 'And maybe Miss Jones will Join me later. I can't tell you how obliged to you I am for sending me here. Fine views, fine sunsets, good fishing, plenty to paint, and no Insects or men.' Yes, that's the way she put It to me. It kind of bowled me over, and I rowed back feeling sort of melancholy, to think a little quarrel between two young people should have driven the girl to become a hermit. "When I got back you could have knocked me down with a feather, for the very first person I set eyes on was young Mr. Everslelgli. I didn't know what to make of It at all. "'Glad to see you back again,' I told him. 'Staying at the hotel, I sup pose, Mr. Everslelgli T " 'Well yes,' he answers, dubious like. But I ain't thinking of staying there very long. The fact la. I've come down to spend the whole summer. I'm writing a book of poems about melan choly' now I'm not sure he said mel ancholy, or whether I took the Idea from his manner, but that was the Impression he gave. Do you happen to know a nice lonely place where a man can enjoy himself? A nice place there aren't any women to come both ering one, you know,' he asked. "I gasped, as you can Imagine. 'No, Mr. Eversletgh, I don't,' I answered him. 'The fact Is,' I continued, 'there's apt to be women almost anywhere to where the men are, you know.' "'Don't I know!' said young Mr. Everslelgli. 'However, I suppose I'll Just have to stay on at the hotel.' "I told my missus about It when I got home, and she guv me the worst language I ever heard from her. 'SI, you're a perfect fool V she says, which was hard, you'll admit. Besides, it ain't true. " 'Prove that, Marian !' says I, peeved like. " T will," she says. 'Don't you see that that young senseless girl has come back In the sneaking hoie of seeing that young Imbecile again this year? And don't you see that that young Imbecile has come back In the hopes of meeting that young fool of a female person?" " 'No, Marian, I don't see as I do,' I answered. 'Because, you see, each of 'em told me he and she wanted to be In a nice, lonely place, where there wasn't any of the opposite sects around.' " 'Well. PI, when I said you wei a fool I was speaking only from nine and thirty years' experience,' she says. But now I'm speaking out of the ex perience of Just about a hundred mil lions of women. I gueaa you won't un derstand that, SI. But anyhow, this Is what you're agoing to do.' "She told me what I was agoing to do, and, having had experience of what cornea from not doing It. I went and did It. I stopped young Mr. Ever- slelgh the next morning, as he was walking up and down in front of Ned Granger's cow-shed, thinking over a poem. "'Why, Mr. Everslelgli,' I said, 'If I didn't go and forget about Old Man's Head. There's a nice lonely place If you like. And there's a camp there, too. Only, you see, once you're there, you can't get off unless you send me a signal to come over with the boat.' " The very place,' says he, Jumping at the idea. 'When can you take me over there?' " This afternoon, I suppose,' I an swered. " 'And If I shall have reason to want to run ashore, you'll come over the minute I put up the signal?' he asks me. And I thinks to myself that he means to keep his eyes peeled for Miss Sadie, after all. " 'Surely,' I answers. 'Just hoist a white rag or something on the flag pole. I'll be over In about half an hour.' " 'It's a bargain,' says young Mr. Eversleigh. And with that he didn't 4,'ve me no peace till I'd got out the boat and tilled it with stuff from Jim Llttlefleld's store, and started to row him across to Old Man's Head. "I knew Miss Sadie would be sketch ing on the south rocks that time of the day, so I rowed him round to the north end on pretense of the tide be ing strong, and I showed him where the camp was in the distance. Then I pulled back as hard as I could and waited. "The day wore on toward afternoon, and I reckoned that them two ought to have fo'ind each other, und I was looking to see the signal hoisted In a frantic sort of way. But there didn't come no signal. I asked my missis about it, but she didn't seem to en couruge me, und so I started out about four o'clock rather in a panic and wondering what I ought to do. "First mun I met was Reverend Stod gers you remember him, don't you? Sort of humorous chap, with u gray beard and a twinkle when he looked at you. He'd come down by the after noon train. " The very man I wanted to see,' he says, catching holt of me. 'Can you tell me ' " 'Of a nice lonely place where you can write a few sermons without be ing disturbed,' I says. " 'Now how In thunder did yon know?' he inquired, letting go of me and gapping at me. '"Never mind,' I answers him. 'What you want Is Old Man's Head, over yonder. I can get you a box of pro visions and row you over afore sun down. Only there ain't no way of getting back unless you hoist the sig nal which the same Is a white rag on a pole.' " Tal;e me there," says the rever end. T want to breathe the balmy sea air thla night, after being cooped up In' " 'Not a word,' I answers. T know Just how you feel. But I'll be watch ing till It growl dark, and If you've forgot anything, or want me, just hoist the signal and I'll be over In a Jiffy.' "Well, sir, I calculated that by that time young Mr. Everslelgli and Miss Sadie would have decided that It was signaling time, and I didn't want to see the flag just then. So I got the reverend and the provision box into the boat and pulled round to the north end. I showed him where the camp was, and I pulled for the shore again, reaching It Just about sundown. And there I sat and waited. "It was nearly too dark to see when the signal went up. "Off I goes, and the three of them was on Uie beach, waiting for me. I hadn't hardly got out of the boat than young Mr. Eversleigh catches holt of me like a madman. "'What do you mean by this In fernal trick you've played on me?' "Trick?" I asks, but I hudn't time to go no further. i Trick, I wild,' he shouted. 'Do you mean to maroon my wife and ine In this confounded place all night? Pull your hardest, SI, for if you don't make record time we'll never catch the night train for Boston.' "And, as for me,' says the reverend, 1 shall seize the opportunity to com pose a sermon.' 'They caught the train all right, I guess, for they didn't show again. But Joe Slkes, up to the hotel, has had a letter from him asking If he'll reserve a room for them. They ought to be along some time this month, sir." Sf f SSTTVSSS If ?f ST, if fSTSTT : STATE NEWS IN BRIEF. 'j R OLLIN Prineville. Two hundred ami titty tons of hay htdimging to A. P. Jones, prominent Crook county sheepman, burned at his ranch on McKay creek, six miles north of here, late Friday night. Mill City. W. II. Davis and Frank Fiatman have been awarded the con tract for building the new gymnasium for the dates nigh school. Work has been started and will be rushed through to completion us fast as pos sible. Mill City. Logging camp No. 24 Of tiio Hammond Lumber company start ed operation.'- Monday following a shutdown sinco the first of July. The entire camp will be opened, running lour sides and employing approximate ly 160 men. North Bend. -The Standard Pacific hoop factory began operation on a small scale at its local plant this wool;. Tne company was organized last spring by J. 10. Wright and Frank Rowe. Practically all the stock is owned by Coos Hay business men. Forest drove. Forest Grove will huve a complete and up-to-date sani tary sewer system before many months have passed, whether it be through purchase of the contract on the existing sewer or through con struction Of an entirely new system. Monmouth.- K. M. Kbbert, mayor of this cily, has received n Communica tion from Governor Pierce sanctioning the holding of the west side highway celebration on Defense day, Sepl em ber 12, at Helmlck park, live milts south of Monmouth and combining the programmes of both. Albany. Linn county cltiiens paid $481,512,517 lust year for operating I he county Schools, Total receipts for the year amounted lo 548,181.04, h av ing a surplus Of titi,GG8.U7, whereas last year the surplus was $87,834.71, according to the annual report of the county school superintendent, Swo"t, Home. The fall plowing has started at sweet Home this week Some of the farmers are going to bt sure of a better crop next year than they had this year. Since the lat( rain, however, the potatoes are grow ing fine. Cucumbers are ail right now and late garden stuff is taking on a new appearance also. HarMsbUrg. The false Work erec ted by the Portland Bridge company, con tractors for the Pacific highway bridge across the Willamette at llar rishurg. has considerably more than spanned the width of the river now. and is within a short distance of the Site Where the end pier cm the western bank, or I.ane county side, will be sunk. MoMlnnvllle. The death ol William U T"dney of MeMlnnfille cm August is removed one of Yamhill county's earl iest and best beloved pioneer citizens. and probably its oldest resident, Mr. Toney was more than !I7 years of age and hull lived in this county 77 years. Will iani l.itlen 'limey was born in Calloway county, Missouri, on Janu ary 30, 1827. St. Helens. The annual reporl of EUltabeth rerry. county school super intendent, shows that for the school year ending in June 3851 pupils at tended county grutle schools, ti!t7 the high schools. Except for tint first grade, peak attendance Is In the fifth grade and decreases to the eighth. About one-third who enter high school complete lis courses. Eugene. The merchants of Drain, in the northern part of Douglas coun ty, are maintaining u mun at either end of the town on the Pacific high way to wuru motorists tliut the city traffic Officer will arrest them It lliey exceed the speed limit, according to George o. Brandenburg, state man Bger and publicity director of the Ore gOD Stale Motor association. Salem. -Classification and prize lists for the night horse show to be held In connection with the 3d Ore goii state fulr, that openH in Salem September 22, will be; off the press soon and will be mailed out Immedi ately from the office of the secretary of tin- fair board, Mrs. Ella S. Wilson. Aside from the liberal prizes offered this year t ups, ribbons and champion ship trophies will ma;." nitrtlclputlon in the show interest lug und . l ofitnble Astoria. KstlmalcH of the Colum bia river salmon pack up to the close of the summer fishing season Monday noon, August 25, Indicate that 500,000 summers la Arizona. Doctor Shreve ' case.-,, a . they run, or about 190,000 has established beyond question UM fall cases have been packed. The fsct that these dellcste-Iooking P-tlo mil( , ur k s estimated at Ihil Verdes of the desert hsve the dignity ,.,.,,., lt. vdiole. the pack wuh of years as well. One, near the desert I below that of last laboratory, was growing there .lusty ceptlOHl quality. In seedling when Columbus discovered - America, and at least 50 in the area ; '"' al ar" that "" MCOOTt "f ""' which he studied were there when "K"l l''" of feeond grade fish that a Father Kino founded the mission of number of canneries will ope rate dur Ssn Xavler del Bsc In the valley be-1 ine the tall season, low bafiiie 1700 A. U The car that elves you 23 to 30 mile to the gsilon. Balloon urea, four-whe brakes and many other features. Bu Auto Co., Merrisos at 4th, Peruana, c 0 RYDER PRINTING CO. Feature Printing for Leas 192 Third Street Portland, Oregog BUYING AND SELLING SERVICE Whest farms, orchards, stock ranches. Ureal or small tracts, exchanges, citr and suburbs homes, busiuess chsnoes, in all parts of Ore-: son. Call or write BTURM-KEFliR CO., 2141 5th Street, Portland, Ore. A PLYMOUTH PRODUCE CO. ! w Wholesale Dealers in Poultry, Eggs, Dressed Meats, Potstoes, Onionsl Phone Broanway 6189 N'o Commission 70 North Fourth St., Portland, Oregon. We Luvils Correspondence J Aid Pledged for Dam. Washington, D. C. Additional funds will be requested at the coming ses sion of congress to carry on the work it the Umatilla rapids dam project In Oregon, members of the Oregon dele gation in congress said here Sal unlay. Some $50,000 was appropriated by thu ti7th congress to conduct a tem porary survey of the development and its importance has been "recognized to that extent," they pointed out. Good Model. Tommy entered tho village storo with an assured air ami said to the man: "1 want a tamp globe, and mother says sho would like it as strong as the bacon she bought here Bterday." Qood Hardware. Her Birthday. It was Hit! first day of school in the first grade. Names, ages, and birth days were being secured from the chil dren. "And when is your bil l Inlay '.' ' was asked of a tiny girl. "Every August." was the prompt reply. Improving and Improving. "Do world," said Uncle Eben, "is gitlin' better. Whatever doubts you may have 'bout de folks in it, dar ain't no question concernln' de real estate improvements." Washington Evening Star. Our Work. We ought really to think much more of our work and of what comes next to our hands to do day after day lhan of our affecl ions and the proper t iuns in which they are distributed. -John Adilington Symonds. alike they Ask for Mr. Hutchinson. "A best seller and a pipe ar In one respect," says a writer both have lo he pulled or they'll go out." But the best seller Is no pipe to write, take It from us. Boston leve lling Transcript, Plant Forced to Make Hard Fight for Life Not alone is the Palo Verde a thing of beauty the whole yeur round, but it Is also a blessing to the hungry when It Is In fruit, for, like many of Its desert companions, It Is a legume. The Indian women formerly pounded the seeds to make flour for their bread, writes Anna Botsford Coin stock in Nature Magazine. The fruit Is eagerly sought by certain four-footed denizens of the desert. The common, unpoetlcal name "horsebean" Is applied to It as a trib ute to lis nourishing qualities. De spite Its profusion of fruit, the Palo Verde has a struggle to maintain It self. Dr. Forrest Shreve of the Car negle Desert laboratory has proven that the mortality of the teedllngs Is very greet during the severe arid con ditions that characterize the esrly Creature With Three Eyes. Some of the islands off (few Zealand are the homes of creatures known as tuateras, supposed to be the oldest living type of animal, distinguished by it quaint organ on the top oi the head, which is in reality a third eye. Abe Says: When my guests start yelling, "Stop thief!" 1 look ill the pocket Ol the one that's yelling the loudest, and find my spoons! Richland Times-Dispatch British Parliament Houses. The houses of parliament cover an area of eight acres, and have a river frontage of 940 feet; Tin y contain more than BOO rooms, and about IS residences, the resident population be ing about 200. Tree Pest Has Bothered Europe. The Douglas fir tree chulclil, an in seei introduced into Denmark from American seed, is a much greater pe il In Europe than in this country. Hope Leads Onward. Fear of evil may keep men from going backward, but only hope or something better carries them on Janu s Freeman Clarke. Gives Services Freely. Few men understand the arl of hue making, but women are always ready to afford them an opportunity lo prac tice, Chicago News. Find Coal in Old Mine. Below whut was thought to huvcj been the bottom of an old mine in Spitzhcrgcn there have been discov ered more extensive deposits of coal. First Example of Rickets. The bones of an ape which had been confined In a Tbebau temple some jj ooo n. c. have furnished the first known example of rickets, You Want a Good Position Very well 'lake th.' Amruntaasy Business Maiiaa-emerit, Private Beajetstfit Calculator-Cwintorm-tir. SteuoKrajihh-, PeiiuiatiHliip, or Coin rnert'iul Teachers' Courtce at 1 he fortTivoBt ItusifiHfts (Villeifc of thf NtirOi wtwt which httH witii mor' X - AwiinJ und iuM Mi-iluls thufi Hhy other h hool in Ammticii. S-in for our Success Oitalotf . Fourth Street MHUF Mor rison, j'ortlHful, Ore. ftfutr M. Wtillter, PrasMunt it needed In every department of house keeping. fcusJly good lor towels, thl linen, sheets und pdlowcaset. tV" m I P. N. U. No. 35, 1924