The Boardman Mirror Boardman, Oregon MARK A. CLEVELAND, Publisher PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY 12.00 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE- Entered as second-class matter Feb 11, 1921, at the postofflce at Board man, Ore., under act of Mar. 3, 1879 LOCAL NEWS ITExMS March winds came on Wednesday - some blow. Chas. McDaniels and wife went to Pendleton Tuesday. National lecturer coming for M. W. A. on March 15. Alfred Skoubo has gone to work in the lumber camps. The two sons of Dan Ransier are recovering from the measles. F. F. Klltz was a ITermiston call er on Wednesday, going to see Dr. Prime, Nate Macomber, wife and daugh ter went to Heppner Saturday on business. William Grebe of Vancouver, Wn. is in Boardman for a few days on business. Mr. McDaniels of Hardman is vis iting his cousin Chas. McDaniels in the east end. I Smoker at Irrigon March IS. Two Wagner boys and Young Dempsey from Boaraman. Mrs. Fred Phelps of Hermlston, was a visitor at the Ballenger home Wednesday between trains. Miss Barbara Hixon and Mr. F. Volkel were dinner guests Sunday at the Clay Warren home. Ray Brown's were host to the Co hoon family and Ernest Brown's, at 1 a delightful Sunday dinner. J. C. Ballenger and family mo tored to their ranch Sunday, which is beyond Alderdale. Mrs. Bates left Friday for her home in Portland after a few days' visit at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Harrison. Mrs. Nate Macomber is enjoying a visit from her mother, Mrs. Mc Reynolds of Pilot Rock, who came to see the Auxiliary Legion play. Mr. and Mrs. Paul Demarou of Messner have a seven-pound boy, who has beeB named Kussel Lee. The child came on Tuesday evening. Stanley Hatch came up to Board man last week for an indefinite stay. His parent! are now living at Coble, On!., and like it very much. Dale Allbirght and wl'.e, and Mar guerite, were Portland visitors last week, going down Saturday and re turning Sunday morning. George Mefford and family oi roruanu, were visitors nere on Saturday, at the Root and W. II . Mefford homes. They returned Sunday. Mrs. Henry Leach of Tillamook Is here visiting at the Demarou home. Mrs. Leach will be remembered as Lila Hecker. She now lives at Til - amook. Mrs. Sam Shell lert Monday nigh: for Bend, Ore., on receipt of a telr gram from her son's wife, saying that her husband was to be opera! ed on lor appendicitis. Miss Minnie Gorger who has been at Cross Rivers over in the Six Prong country all winter came Tuesday for a visit with her peo ple. She will remain until Sunday. The Ladies' Aid met Wednesday it the church. Election of officers was the most important business of the day. Mrs. Allen was re-elecl-ed president; Mrs. A. T. Herelm. vice president; Mrs. J. R. Johnson, secretary, and Mrs. S. Boardmaii. federation secretary. New window panes have been purchased by th' Aid to replace the cracked and broken ones. More detailed plans were made for the community din ner Sunday, March 1R. Mrs. John son served dainty refreshments. Aid will meet next time, March 20, ai the Herelm home with Mrs. Herelm and. Mrs. Kosar serving. Boardman Utellem i OUR AIM: TO SERVE FAITHFULLY AND UNFAILINGLY A NATION-WIDE i. ri INSTITUTION- ' ii ii mm yi i i i m m Til fa n mamvM&mTSiwk incorporated RELIABLE QUALITY GOODS ALWAYS AT LOW PRICES rWi 475 DEF RTMENT STORES 820 MAIN STREET, PENDLETON, OREGON Women's Spring Coats In the Season's Newest Styles New style features noted in thr-so Spring '"oats include large flowing sleeves and side effects. Both loose bftcks and belted models are shown in the season's new high shades in tans, greens, browns, terra cotta, reindeer, kit fox and black. Developed in such new fabrics si Teddy Bear, Shaggy Cloth, Downey Wool, imported and domestic plaids, Velours, Bolivias, and Polaires in plain, itriped and plaid effects. Models for dress, sports and general utility wear. PRICES RANGE UP From $10.90 Dresse New high shades are featured in this attractive showing of Spring Dresses, newly styled. Among them are Kara blue, tortoise, Ashes of Roses, Tile blue, almond green and orange, as well as the staple shades in grey, brown, navy and black. The fabrics are plain and satin Canton crepe, satin finished crepe and Roshanara crepe. Some are simply made in sport styles while others in dressier styles are appropriate for street and informal wear. Sizes for women and misses. At Price Ranging up from $ 1 4-75 THIRD YEAR Edited by the High School students EDITOR, Zoe Hadley, '24 NO. S J. IRRIGON NEWS ITEMS By X. Seaman Virgil Thomas arrived Wednes day and expects to go into the mel- Ass't7 Editor, Edward MeClellan, '25 Qn game wlth w B Howard for the Joke Editor, Alton Klitz, '24 Why School Teachers Go Crazy Poise is the way a Dutchman says boys. Equinox is a wild animal that ' lives in the Arctic. King Arthur's Round Table was! written by the author of "Ten, Knights in a Bar Room," Copernicus invented the cornu copia. Etiquette teaches us how to be polite without trying to remember to be. In the stone age all the men were ossified. The climax of a story is where it says it is to be continued. A gulf is dent in a continent. Buttress is a butler's wife. Conservation means doing with out things we need. If Ponce de Leon hadn't died before he found the fountain of vouth, he wouldn't have died. Uncle Ephraim is coming with his summer boarders. He will arrive at the school auditorium Friday even ing, March 28, or April 4. The title of his play is "Uncle Ephraim's Sum mer Boarders." The student body of the high school is sponsor for this production. They will furnish all the talent, do all the work, and desire to apply the proceeds to the paying of a debt. They promise to give an evening's entertainment that will be well worth the admission price and be a source of community pride in school talent plays. Let's everybody come and get ac quainted with Uncle Ephraim, hia family, and summer boarders. Gum, Spell It Backwards. If you will, It spells a mug. A mug it always fills, And yet this mug Is seldom still. Mug craves more gum To fill its maw, Increase expense To pa and ma. And once the jaw Gets fully set, The mug's a sight You ne'er forget. coming season. Mrs. G. C. Holland, who spent several days with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. T. Saling, returned to Portland Wednesday. Mrs. Chas. Glasgow Is home for two or three weeks while her doc tor is back east. She will return to Seattle for further treatments when he returns. Genevia is also home for a few days. Bats and balls have been distrib uted to the various groups of chil dren and the playground resounds with the crack of bats and shouts of "run!" The coaches are numerous and lusty lungs make claomerous music for the flying spheres. The show goes merrily on and it's ball, ball, bawl. The farm bureau has appointed Hugh W. Grim and R. F. Williams as a committee to meet Mr. Board man and decide where trees should be planted along the highway. The civics class is now studying the process of law-making as it is conducted in congress. The newspapers are being scanned for information in regard to the dai ly doings of that body which ueemc to have struck oil recently. Lyle Seaman went to Portland Friday and made necessary credit arrangements for auto parts and equipment necessary from time to time and now announces he is ready to do general repair work on Fords, automobiles, bicycles, motorcycles, sewing machines and any other kind of animals that may come alonsr. The seventh grade finished their advanced work in geography this week and are now ready to review the whole book. They have been doing some good map drawing this last week. A bisr boxing match is scheduled for Saturday evening, March 15, at Irrigon. Fronchie Smith will go six rounds with Dob Wagner, and sev eral others will take part. A to tal of 20 rounds is promised and full value for money received. Mr. Shipley has moved his family into- Mrs. Fagerstron's house aofl has leased the place for the soacoi. The following seventh and eighth graders have handed in all their TQ TPADE FOR IRRIGATE NT Tuesday afternoon the boys of the high school held a school baseball meeting in the library for the pur pose of electing a captain, property man and to discuss the schedule. Alton Kiltz was elected captain, Ed MeClellan property man, and they decided to play seven or eight games with towns close by. book reports required for the term Kachael Johnson, Edna Reinhardt, Mable Brown, Ora Aiken, Buster 1 lands, Gladys Wilson, and Ivye Olson. ranch. 71 acres firm River Bo torn land in high state of cultiva tion on Rock road. ml' to school. 1 y2 miles to Cooperati cannery W. A. Umyanho" Rt. 1 Dayton, Or , Now is the time to Subscribe for the Boardman Mil The sixteen eighth graders have decided that there surely will be enough of their class graduate to jus tify a program of their own at the close of the school and are there fore planning accordingly. Their teacher says that all sixteen can earn diplomas if they are willing to work hard enough. Let's see if they can do it. If the program is carried out there will be enough more swings and bars erected at the north side of the school building to supply the pupils with a modern amount of equipment. ARLINGTON NATIONAL BANK ft CAPITAL AND $V5,000.00 OFFICERS A. Wheelhouse, Pres. S. A. Rossier, Vice-Pres. H. M. Cox, Cashier Chas. F. Story, Ass't Cashier ARLINGTON - - - OREGON f i I Prof. John J. Carroll, who taught manual training here last year, writes from Fallon, Nevada, that he 1b now a benedict. The Utellem ex tends congratulations. During this period of good weath er the forty-five minute noon hour has been extended to one hour. NoUce Please do not put candy in your desk for it is a great attraction for mice. Jokes Carl "What's the difference be tween a bank and a bee hive?" Ida "Well er I don't know." Earl "A bank takes in notes,, and a piano gives out notes." Ida "Well, what did that have to do with a bee hive?" Earl "Thai's where youl get stung." Mr. Mulkey (in English) "I'm tempted to give this class an ex amination today." Ed (sitting in the back of the room) "Yield not to temptation." Mr. Mulkey (In teacher's train ing class to two bobbed-haired , irla) "I rather like bobbed hair. 3 it gives one a better chance to take eare of it." The Best is none too good Try our Sherwin-Williams paints and varnishes. There is none bet ter. also- We have a complete line of Cedar Flume Stock Building Material Builders' Hardware ement, Lime, Wood, Coal, Posts W. A. MURCHIE Boardman, Oregon. 2 i I 4 A Souvenir She held out her hand, and the Mning man took it and departed. i From a story. IE For County JUCM To the Republican roMn of Hor row county: I hereby announce my B if a candidate for the nomination at your hands for the office of Coun ty Judge at the primary election in May, 1924. My experience of many year as county commissioner makes me conversant with the duties of the office I seek, and I shall greatly ap preciate your support at the pri mary and for all past favors, I thank vou kindly. .tf O. A. BLEAKMAN. Hardman. J The Highway inn O. 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