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New Pacific Northwest Pocket Map The Union Pacific has just received from the press a new pocket edition in dexed map of the Pacific Northwest, which is perhaps the most complete and convenient map of Oregon and Washington ever published. A copy will be sent free to any address by Wm. McMurray, General Passenger Agent, Pittock Block, Portland, Oregon, upon receipt of request by card or letter. We Specialize in Hides, Pelts, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascara, Oregon Grape Root Goat Skins, Horse Hair Write for Shipping Tags & latest Price List Portland Hide & Wool Co. 106 UNION AVENUE NORTH, PORTLAND. OREGON. Branch at I'ocatello. Idaho SUPERFLUOUS HAIR Removed without injury to the akin by Ney-Born Depilatory. Sample on request. Ney-Born Lab oratories, 619 Morgan Bldg.. Portland, Oregon. USED FORDS m COUPES. SEDANS. TOURINGS. ROADSTERS Easy Tfrmg Used Fords Bought and Sold FAKNHAM & WILLIAMS, INC., West Sid (Two Stores) East Side. 28 Nor. 11th St. and 211 Grand Ave.. Portland. 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Second, Portland, Oregon. BUY THE BEST HORSE COLLAR MADE All long rye straw stuffed. Insist on having the collar with the "Fish" Label. If your dealer does not handle thfs brand collar, write to us direct. P. SHARKEY & SON 53 Union Av Portland, Ore. BATTERIES $10 OREGON BATTERY CO. 46 Grand Avenue. Phone, East 1000. PORTLAND. OREGON FOOT BAKE 1-4 LJL. "LITE-FOOT" Powdered DANCE FLOOR WAX Gives smooth. Gliding fin ish to hard or soft-wood floors. NO ACID. GREASE OR DUST. Your drugKist has it. If not, send us stamps. 76c for one-pound package CLARKE. WOODWARD DRUG CO. Portland, Oregon. Birth of Revolutions. Great revolutions are the work rather of principles than of bayonets, and are achieved first in the moral, and afterward in the material sphere. Mazzini. John B. Giesy, mayor of Salem, Ore., has announced that he is opposed to the plan to Invite William A. (Billy) Sunday to Salem to conduct a series of evangelistic meetings. Only Line of Conduct. The way to mend the bad world is to create the right world. Ralph Waldo Emerson. Kissing a girl is like opening a bot tle of olives if you get one, the rest come easy. Denison Flamingo. Seattle. By merely changing the color of glasses in a motion picture show in the future film fans will be able to view two separte pictures on the same screen, predicted Professor F. A. Osborn of the University of Washington in a lecture to home econ omics students on the effect of color. Hunting a Key to Health. Complaining of a pain after arrest for theft, a man named Hoffman wai operated on at Wiesbaden and was fonnd to have swallowed 16 skeleton keys. Veterinary Science. The veterinary science was not sys tematically studied until the Eigh teenth century, although it is said to have originated in 300 A. D., in Rome. Greenwich (Conn.) Pair Married for 65 Years New York. Mr. and Mrs. Ellphalet T. Husted celebrated the sixty-fifth an niversary of their marriage recently at their home in Greenwich, Conn. Be cause of the slight illness of Mrs. Hu sted no attempt was made at special ceremonies, but many neighbors of the couple called to pay respects. Mr. Hu sted at eighty-seven Is in splendid health. His wife is eighty five. IJr. Husted's falJjex, Cjut. JRenJam Husted, owned a lurge farm In Hecks land, now known as the Wells estate. There Mr. Husted was born and served many years as town assessor and also as a member of the board of relief. His wife, before her marriage, was Miss Caroline Brown. Four generations are represented In the family. q Apples and Carrots By JANE OSBORN About $100,O0O,J0U was spent In tie In United States during ltfJO for furs. I. 1823, by McClur. N.wspay.r Syndloata.) Olive Rumball, vigorous, well-built young man of twenty-eight, was ruddy of cheek and bright of eye in spite of his hours indoors as Junior member of the law firm of Smith & Jenkins.,, Now he was spending three weeks of his late summer vacation at the home of his uncle, Samuel Todd, by whom he had been reared a man whcuu nothing would induce to desert his farming estate in the country for more than a few days at a time. "What do you say to taking in the state fair tomorrow?" asked the uncle over their leisurely breakfast on Sunday. "I've arranged for my usual exhibits apples and potatoes and so forth. I'd like you to go along." Clive Rumball's ruddy cheeks grew perceptibly ruddier. He was well aware of the fact that the state fair was booked for the following week on grounds just outside the state capital In the next county. The roads and village streets In the surrounding country had been so placarded with notices of the fair that only a blind man could have remained In Ignorance of the fact that it was to take place and that It was to "eclipse all previous state fairs In magnitude and splen dor." "I'd like to go with you, uncle," began Clive, rather feebly. "But, of course, I can't say I take much inter est In that sort of thing. I " Frank ly Clive loathed state fairs, and he had good reason to do so. "It's a little different in your case," Interrupted the uncle. "Fact Is, I'd be disappointed If you didn't go. You see, I am sending up an exhibit of the Clive Rumball apples, quite a lot finer than anything else we've ever been able to produce larger and redder and juicier. They are of nil odds the finest apples of their class. It will be a feather in your cap as well as mine, and with the farmers all talking about the Clive Rumball apples they will be greatly interested to see the one for whom they were named." The uncle did not heed the look of protest and ' entreaty on his nephew's face. He smiled remlnlscently. "Yes, It was just about twenty-three years ago when I first perfected that apple, and you'd Just come to live with us. I'd been working hard trying to get the right strain, and I'll tell you I'd come pretty near being discouraged more than once. You were a pretty little boy with round, red cheeks. I looked at the apple and I looked at you, and it come over me in a flash. That apple would have to be called the Clive Rumball. I didn't know," added the uncle with the embarrassment of pride, "that It was going to be one of the most famous apples in the world. I didn't know that It was going to, as It were, make the name of Clive Rum ball famous." Clive Rumball himself had heard this story often enough before and he had endured for many years the em barrassing consciousness of bearing the name of one of the world's most famous varieties of apple. In school, until the boys bad learned to know the strength of his arm, he had been known as "Apples," and frequently Jesting allusions through college had been made to his ruddy apple cheeks. "I hope," said Clive, trying not to show the least suggestion of his an noyance, "I hope, uncle, that I may be able to make the name Clive Rumball known as something besides that of a red-faced apple." "Hey I" said the uncle, who had never dreajned that the situation was embarrassing for his nephew and not quite understanding this protest. "Oh, well. Don't worry about that. You'll never lack a reputation. People will always be glad to meet you, Just to see what the little apple-faced boy looks like when he has grown to be a man." If the name had been anything less usual than Clive and Rumball the task of becoming dissociated with a fa mous apple might have been less dif ficult. If the world-famous apple had been the Thomas Smith he might have passed unnoticed as Tom Smith. But there was no getting around Clive RumbaU. It meant an apple and noth ing but an apple to millions ef farmers far and near, Just as surely as Dan Tucker means a dance or Jenny Wren means a bird. The following Monday the dutiful Clive Rumball drove over to the fair grounds near the state capital with his Uncle Samuel Todd. Samuel Todd had made his smull fortune as the conservative partner of a brokerage office, but his hobby had always been farming in general and apple raising In particular, and he never felt more at home than with a group of pro gressive farmers. "1 want you to meet my nephew," said Mr. Samuel Todd w-lth a smile as he clapped a broad-palmed hand on the back of a white-bearded old farmer. "My nephew Clive Rum ball." "That so !" exclaimed the farmer, beaming at the nephew. "Wall, ef you're as sound as the Civic Rumball apple, you're all right." And be laughed long and loud at bis own comment. The remark was only typical. Before Clive and his uncle had been on the fair grounds for a half hour Clive Bumball had been Introduced at least ten times to as many farmers who all cracked some sort of Joke about the famous apple which had been named for him. They had parked their car and were directing their steps toward the building where were exhibited various fruits and vegetables along with a uew and Improved Clive Rumball from Samuel Todd. "There's my friend, Mr. Jennifer," said the uncle, pausing as he saw a mun alighting from a car lu the park ing field. He was in agitated con versation with a young and animated woman, so Samuel Todd did not In terrupt. Mr. Jennifer was apparently trying to get the young woman to alight and the young woman was re sisting. Clive Rumball became some what interested. Though he caught but a blurred outline of her face, he felt a keen attraction. Besides, he saw that the locks that showed beneath her lit tle cloche were red red like burnished copper. And Clive Rumball had u fail ing for red-haired girls. Presently the farmer, Mr. Jennifer, gut out alone, sighed deeply and the car turned while the girl at the wheel threw Mr. Jennifer a kiss. Mr. Jennifer caught up with Clive and his uncle. "Let me introduce you to my nephew, Clive Rumball," began the uncle, Importantly pronouncing the name, but Mr. Jennifer was too preoc cupied with his own affairs to hear the rest. He merely bowed to CUve and his uncle and said, "By heck!" "That gal of mine," he went on. "She's all right, but she's stubborn. But, then, red-haired gals usually are. All I wanted was that she should get out and go around with me. I wanted to Introduce her. But she hud made up her mind she wouldn't. So she said she'd drive around and call back for me Instead. I've got a mighty fine showing of carrots," he continued, ad dressing Samuel Todd In particular. And Clive Rumball wandered along while the two agriculturists discussed upples and carrots. It was about then that Clive Rum ball summoned couraga to slip his moorings. Suppose you and Mr. Jen nifer look around awhile and I'll meet you later, say at the Judging stand at about twelve." It was agreed, and CUve Rumball, hoping that no one would recognize In him the godfather of the rosy-cheeked apple bearing his name, wandered back to the parking field. He strolled around It, wondering whether by chance he might find the red-haired daughter of Jennifer. He was still looking when a motor coming uround the wrong direction honked violently to him. "Excuse me," said the driver, who proved to be no one In the world but Miss Jennifer. "You were with my father when he went oft. Will you see him again?" "I expect to," said Clive with a bow. "I expect to meet Mr. Jennifer and my uncle at twelve." "Well, will you tell father, then, said the girl, "that I've gone. I told him I wouldn't come, and he knows 1 hate these fuirs and why and now I'm going. I don't know Just wdiere, only I'm not going to hang uround this place. And that's that." "I suppose It is," said Clive with a laugh. "In the meantime, why do you hate state fairs, Miss Jennifer?" "Why shouldn't I?" threw buck the girl, and then fearing lest an atten dant might find her with her car faced the wrong way, she added : "I'll tell you, but not here. I've got to turn. Hop in, and I'll set you down wher ever you are going." Clive got In beside the girl with red hair and, having explained that he was going nowhere in particular but that he had Just drifted back toward his own car, they started out of the grounds and along a country turnpike. "I hate stste fairs," she explained "because my name's Deborah Jenni fer " She paused to see If this brought u smile of recognition to the face of her companion. "You are ap parently not a farmer," she went on "If you were you would no doubt have made some remark about carrots and red hair. You apparently don't know that the Deborah Jennifer Is the most celebrated variety of carrots In the country maybe In the world. My father perfected it. He named It for me when I was a little girl be cause I had red hair. I'd like to dye It sometimes not that I mind being red-haired, only I do mind the Jokes that people crack when they know my name is Deborah Jennifer. Honestly, It Is enough to make ine want to get married, Just so I could be called by some other name." Th-jn she added quickly, "Only, of course, 1 don't In tend to. I don't like men and I shan't ever be married." "I should think," suld Clive with a smile, "that that would be your best way out of It. Unfortunutely my own name Is Clive Rumball " He got no further. "Heavens," cried the girl. "Then you're an apple. And I suppose people kid you about being apple faced only of course you aren't No," added Miss Jennifer with a twin kle In ber bright blue eye, "I couldn't think of marrying you even If you wanted me to." All of which shows that red-haired girls are Just as apt to change their minds as any one else, for before an other summer had brought another state fair every farmer's magazine throughout the country had published the pictures of Clive Uuinbali and his bride, Deborah Jennifer, under u head Ing to the effect that an apple had mar rled a carrot. AaA A AAAAAA A AAA AAAAA A A. A A A A A t STATE NEWS t ! IN BRIEF L. D. Porter wvs : r J Sure a Relief. A little girl, on her first visit to the country, after gathering a lot of wild flowers, exclaimed : "Oh, mamma, how Dice It Is to live where soumbody 't own everything." Hood River. During last week the apple growers' association received only 371 boxes of apples from its mem bers. The total shipped for the week ended Saturday night, however, reach ed 11S.113 boxes. Eugene. A number of orchards in Lane county aro being destroyed un der direction of C. E. Stewart, coun ty fruit inspector, because the owners have neglected the trees and have failed to observe orders to clean and spray them. The trees destroyed were all badly diseased. La Grande. Farmers and bankers of Union county met in the city hall building here Saturday, discussing and arguing tho various phases of the McNary-Haugen wheat export aid bill, now before congress. A. R. Hunter, an executive of the organization form ed at Pendleton some time ago, pre sided. Falls City. Tho following delega tion of Falls City business men went to Dallas Friday and asked the Com mercial club of that city for help in alleviating tho present bad condition o local roads: II. Mather Smith, Ronald G. White, Roy McDonald, C. J. Bruce, P. W. Pieren, M. L. Thomp son and E. B. Watt. Salem. It was reported here Satur day that a number of Independence tipplers are bemoaning the loss of sev eral hundred dollars as tho result of being let in on an alleged bargain sale of bonded Scotch whisky. The price, as fixed by the bootlegger, was $65 a case, or approximately $40 less than the standard quotation. North Bend. Work was started on the new $20,000 Presbyterian church last week. Tho contractors have a crew of nine men employed. The forms for the concrete basement are in place and the pouring began Friday. The building is greatly needed because there la nothing approximating a com munity building in the city. Medford. No bill has been or will i introduced in congress this year providing for the inclusion of Diamond lake in Crater lake park, according to a telegram received in Medford Sat urday from official sources in Wash ington, D, 0. There had been a rumor hereabouts that such a bill had been introduced by Representative BlBBOtt. Eugene. Tho contract to clear 11 miles of the right of way of the South ern Pacific extension from Oakridge to Kirk has been let to George IT. Kelly and Frank Sullivan of Portland, who are the promoters of a big saw mill enterprise at Westfir near oak ridge and who leveled the old grade out of Oakridge for a distance of six miles on which rails have been laid. Union. Tho first meeting of the Union Livestock association in prepar ation for the coming show was held Saturday at tho city hall. The fol lowing officers were elected: Robert Wllhycombe, president; ('. L. Raid well, vice-president; Tony D. Smith, secretary; Fred N. Fox, treasurer. Gov ernor Pierce was elected one of the directors. Dates for the show were set for June G, 6 and 7. Newport. For the second lime dur ing his incumbency as mayor of New port Carl ltyckman was arrested Sat urday night on a charge of lntoxiea lion. The specific charge wns driving an automobile while intoxicated. Ar resting officers said Kyckman, ilriv ing toward home, crushed into another car. After untangling lie again sturt ed on his way, careened across thi si reel and collided with a telephone pole. Salem. Survey of the rural districts completed Suturduy night by agents of the Oregon Growers' Co-operative association Indicates that the reoou' cold weather destroyed practically tho entire broccoli crop In the Willainettr valley. It was estimated by these agents that not mora than one or two Carloads of the product will bo sal vaged tills season, while in previous years as many as 20 cars of broccoli were shipped from this district. Falls City. On February 7 Falls City friends will send greetings and good wishes to Mrs. Eleanor Butler, the widow of the late Frank Butler, "founder of Falls City," who on that day will celebrate her 78th birthday Maker. A total of 437 arrests WON made and fines of $9785 were col lected by the city of Baker law en forcement officials during 1933, ac cording to the report, recently filed by Chief of Police Waido Vaugn with Mayor C. L. Palmer. Salem.- The Arbor Day Manual for Oregon is being distributed to the county school superintendents through the office of J. A. Churchhlll, state su perintendent of public Instruction. The manual contains a suggested program for Arbor day, u list of books on plant Ing and caring for trees and in article on "A Few Flower Friends," by Dr. Albert R. Sweetser of the University of Oregon. There also are descrip tions of the common wild flowers, to gethjU with many illustrations. If You Have A Cough Take this Advice Salem, Oreg. "Some years ago I was a farmer in Kansas. Thru exposure, serving as a soldier during the Civil W ar mv health had become impaired. 1 was bothered with a Chronic cough and catarrhal con dition; I felt like an old man, al though t was only forty. I heard of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis covery. It helped me 80 much that 1 continued taking it (I think about six bottles in all) and felt new pure blood coursing thru my body. The 'Golden Medical Discovery' drove out the catarrh and also the cause of my cough. There arc somethings we can forget, but when a person lias received as much help as I did, it is impossible to forget it. I feci younger and more vigorous at 78 than I did at 40." L. D. Porter, 451 South 15th St. As soon as you commence to take this "Discovery" you begin to feet its bracing, appetizing effect. Buy it of your druggist, in tablets or liquid. Write Dr. Pierce, President Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo. N. Y., if you desire free medical advice. Also Birthplace of Napoleon. Tho Island of Corsica is in tho Med iterranean sea, 50 miles from Italy, 100 miles from Franco and S miles from Sardinia. Threo thousand three hundred and eighty-six square miles. It belongs to France. Appropriately Named. "How did your friend get the nick name 'Louis the Fourteenth? From Miss Bright, after ho had been Invited to a dinner so that there wouldn't bo 13 at table." Boston Transcript. First "Visiting Cards." Tablets of glazed earthenware de picting the owner were left by the an cients at temples; these aro Supposed to bo tho origin of the modern visiting card. Unselfish Love. Convey thy love to thy friend as an arrow to tho mark, to stick there; not as a hall against the wall to rebound back to thee. Quarles, Shark's Keen Sense of Smell. Tho shark has so kCUte a sense of smell that it is asserted it can detect a human body when it is 20 miles from its prey. Giraffes Post Guards. Giraffes are not easily taken by sur prise, as two or three of their number always stand sentinel while the others feed. Look for the Right Road. The easy way Is not of necessity the right way. The line of least reslst hiicc may not be the appointed road. An opening may not be a call, it may be a trap. Robert Freeman. Stray Bits of Wisdom. None are so fond of secrets as those who do not mean to keep them; such persons covet secrets us a spendthrift covets money, for the purpose of oft eulutlon. Colton. Sage Reflection. What miserable lives most of US would lead if we could hear every thing that Is said about us when we are not listening. Exchange. Just a "Would Be." "When u man Is overanxious to show dat he's boss,'' said Undo Finn, "he's afraid dat ho uiu't." Washing ton Star. A Queer Place. A missing Cincinnati boy found asleep In a soap factory evidently didn't know where he was. About Oil on Facing!.. Fuller's earth and sulphur will ab sorb the accumulation of oil on fabric or leather facings. On Making a High Mark. You can't make a high mark if you He down on the Job. - Forbes Magazine. Is needed in every department of houae keepinir t qually good for towela, table linen, aheeta and pillow caaea. lirocrrt 1 Are iou aansriea: business colleoi I the blrgnat, m.t pprf 1 1 y eeiHtPMe' HuilneH 1 Miintnv Hchuol In the Nortk wet. Kit 7ouniTf for a hlfrmr position with mors money, i'arrnaaeut ymlUuns Maurerl our Graduates Writs for eatsuoc feourUi uiu Karohll Portland. P. N. U. No. 6, 1924 D