PORTI AND Offers a market
1 ViVlL.mU FOR YOUR PRODUCE
Portland, Oregon
TATOEVIliB PHOiO-TLAYS
omploie Clangs Saturday. Adults, Week
day Matinee, 80o; Evnlnss, 89c. Continu
es 1 0 11 P. m. Children 10 eents ill times.
Webber Academy of Music
(Established 1896)
Phone MAin 508
Shipherd's Mineral Springs
HAROLD BAIN, Manager Carton, Washington
An Ideal Winter Resort. Special Winter Rates.
RoHt,e,"7s- p- & s- Local from Portland to Car
son Wash. By Auto to Cascade Locks via Co
lumbia Highway. By Auto via the North Bank
Highway. Hotel American Plan, Modern Hotel
Accommodations. Baths Hot Mineral Baths: Cure
;,?" Rheumatism, Liver, Kidney and Stomach
I roubles: Skin Discuses. Hunting and Fishing.
Her Birthday
Party I
By RUBY DOUGLAS
Ship Your Cream to
MUTUAL CREAMERY CO., Portland.
I) . JtV W -v tr Write us for prices and market conditions orf
1 dgt Oc OUIl Veal, Hogs, Poultry, Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc.
Portland, Oregon
Forty Years in the Same Location.
A Good Job With Steady Work
Paper making offers a good opportunity to
strong, intelligent, sober men between the ages of
21 and 50 sure pay and steady work.
Meals 35c each. Plenty to eat and excellent
cooking. Company hotel.
Supply beds 25c, 30c and 40c.
Free hot and cold baths tubs and showers.
Worthy, faithful employees have good chance
for advancement.
Positions given free on application you pay
no fee for your job. Employment Office at Camas,
Washington and 209 Commonwealth Bldg., Port
land, Oregon.
Crown Willamette Paper Co.
CALBREATH STUDIO
860 Belmont Street Phone TAbor 277
ACCREDITED TEACHERS: Helen Cnltreath,
p. M Pinnist nnd Teacher. European Study.
Pupil of Maurice Aronson, AT.HEKTO JONAS,
Edna Snllitt, .lOSF.P LIIEVINNE. Evelene
Calbreath, Ji. M., Soprano and Voice Teacher.
European Studv. Assistant Vocal Teacher to
V. X. ARENS. N'ew York City. Pupil ef WM.
S. BRADY, 1922-1923.
CHOOSE YOUR STUDY
A position for each graduate. Write us today.
Alisky Building, Portland, Oregon.
INFORMATION
DEPARTMENT
Patent Attorney1
r MECHANICAL
ENGINEER
Protect that Idea with a United States
Patent. Others hsTS made fortunes oat of
Patents. Why not you t Thomas Bilyeu, S02
Stevens Bldg., Fortland,Oi.
fJTTTrLOWERS & FLORAL DESIGNS
Clarke Bros.. Florists, 28T Morrison St.
USED
FORDS
A complete stock Coupes. Sedans. Roadsters
and Tourings. We buy for cash, which gives you
more for your money. When you want a Ford
come see our stock. We handle our own paper.
Easy Terms. FARNHAM 4 WILLIAMS tine )
28 N. Uth. Bet. Burnslde & Couch st. Bdy 8814
EVAN G. HOUSEMAN
Osteopathic Physician.
Electronic Method of ABRAMS
Phone Main 2963.
393V4 Yamhill at Tenth. Portland. Or
PLEATING SPECIAL
Cut, seam, hem and machine or -ori
Hemstitching, plcoting and' tucking.
EASTERN NOVELTY MFG. 00,
88 H Fifth St. Portland, Ore.
ATTENTION LADIES
Sanitary Beauty Parlors We fl you up,
we make all kinds of Hair Goods of your
combings. Join our School of Beauty Culture.
400 to 414 Dekum Bldg., Phone Broadway
8902, Portland, Oregon.
BRAZING, WELDING 1 CUTTING
Northwest Welding It Supply Co., 88 1st Br.
FSSsoKal
Marry if Lonely; most successful "Home
Maker"; hundreds rich; confidential; reli
able t years experience; descriptions free,
"The Successful Club," Mrs. Nash, Box 660,
Oakland, California.
MOTeR BARBER COLLEGE
Teaches trade in 8 weeks.
while learning
for catalogue.
land, Oregon.
Some pay
Positions secured. Writ
234 Burnslde street. Port-
GLASSES WILL SAVE YOUR EYES
Expert fitting- at lowest prices. All
styles of Glasses. Lenses duplioated
form broken pieces. Mail in your bro
ken glasses. Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Dr. A. E. Hurwltz. 223 First St., Portland. Ore.
We Specialize in
Hides, Pelts, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascara,
Oregon Grape Root Geat Skins, Horse Hair
Write for Shipping Tags & latest Price List
Portland Hide & Wool Co.
lit UNION tVINUC NOstM, PORTLAND, OStOON.
Branch at Pocatello. Idaho
Poultry May Decline
Ship at once young roosters, hens and
ducks alive. Also veal and pork.
Good market for comb honey.
RUBY & CO.,
213 FRONT ST., COR. SALMWJrtland
BUY THE BEST HORSE COLLAR MADE
4tv All Ion rye straw stuffed.
vtt Insist on having
M with the "Fish"
M B vour dealer does not
Jgj Bk this brand collar, writ to us
wH .v
P. SHARKEY & SON
w 63 Union Av Portland, Ors.
Auction Sale
Forty head of tba best hones with harnesa for
ranch and orchard work that have ever been put
up before the publio will be sold at auction to
hisheit bidder, Saturday. October 20th. Anyone
needing a horse ahould not miss this aale. Theae
boraes are risht out of hard work; four to twelv
years old. Sale start a at 1 o'clock sharp at the
Union Stock Yarda, North Portland. Empire 0121
North Portland Horse and Mule Company. Aak
for Phil Suetter.
Buy
Where You Will
But see our Used Cars FIRST.
CONDIT & CONSER CO.,
Grand Avenue and East Oak Street.
PORTLAND. OREGON
GUARANTEED
USED CARS
All makes of light cars at lowest prices, easy
terms. Twelve years in this location.
MANLEY AUTO CO.
Hupmoblle Distributor
431-435 Burnslde St., Portland, Or
Doors and Windows
2ND AND MORRISON PO? ?"
M - - MBsMfMwmflMmrBSBB
No matter tow chronic srifsjsj
your PilK suy . 1 6UAHAWTH
arejeswsjj
Hon. ssrjrnr. usiltHH sski
uiroTODyfoi fum w
the oollar Hot-bed sash, mouldings, cupboard doors, nour
LabsL If ! bin' OT sleeping porches, millwork. glass.
handle nam9 ul ... mmm
D. B. SCULLY & CO.,
Downtown Lumber Store. 171 Front street, be
tween Morrison and Yamhill. Main alt
"LITE-FOOT
Powdered
DANCE FLOOR
WAX
Gives smooth Gliding fin.
ish to hard or seft-woea
floors.
NO ACID. GREASE OR
DUST.
Your druggist has it. If
ot, send us stamps. Tea
for oae-pound acka
CLARKE.
WOODWARD
DRUG CO.
Portland. On
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Check Forger Learns to Sing While in Prison
Berlin. Paul Karmann. once a repu
table business man, who forged checks
because of the Insane movement of
mark exchange, obtained his release
from prison by proving himself an
artist fitted for a stage career as a
dinger. Karmann, who bad never sung
before, expects now to enter vaude
ville as a singer.
A staid, if unscrupulous, business
man when arrested, he was stricken
dumb when led In handcuffs past his
old-time associates. He was put in'o
a cell with the singer, Walter Wolak,
who had been convicted as a profiteer.
Wolak begnn training the voice of bis
fellow prisoner, who as a result recov
red his speech sufficiently to defend
himself and win his release, while at
the same time his singing voice was
developed.
by McClur. Newspaper toyiiuicaia.J
Kosana Weeks had worked in the
ottice of Turbell & Co. for four years
and she felt as if her place were se
cure enough to permit of her com
mitting the somewhat unbusinesslike
6in of having a party at her desk.
"It is my twntv-flrt birthday," she
explained to one of Uie girls who tiled
papers uear Hosuna all day loug, "and
1 have not had a party nor a cake
since I was eleven. Do you suppose
Mr. Turbell will care if he is here and
knows about it V"
The Other girl was a frightened little
person who just naturally presupposed
that any one of the lords of creation
who happened to be over her in point
of office precedence would undoubtedly
care. "I I hope not," she said, look
ing around.
"Well, I'm going to do It anyway
if 1 lose my job for it," declared
Kosana, gayly. "I hate the boarding
house where I live. I love it down
here where I work. I love you all who
work with me. 1 hate all the old sis
ters who sit and rock in the parlor at
home. Therefore, this is the logical
place to have my party, and here I am
going to have it, cundles and all."
The pale little person looked at her
In awe. Think of anyone huving so
much courage.
"And you're Invited you and Grace
and the office boy who just arrived
this morning, and Joe the shipping
clerk and Miss Nancy and yes, I be
lieve I shall invite Mr. Turbell him
self." Kosana was waxing enthusiastic
as the gala thought of a birUiday party
grew in her mind.
"When Is it?" asked the pale little
person softly.
"Today, of course!" almost shouted
Itosana. "And It's this afternoon at
4 o'clock that we're going to have the
party right here on my desk. I'm go
ing to get the cake and the candles
and paper cups for the hot choco
late" "Chocolate?" gasped the little one.
"Yes, chocolate. The scrub woman
has an old burner in her cleaning closet
and she's going to help me make it and
I'm going to give her a piece of cake.
Oh, it is all planned and I am twenty-
one I" Rosalia's spirits on this, her
natal day, were soaring high.
In the eyes of the world, she had
little to be cheery about. Her father
and mother had long since passed along
into the eternal pathway and she had
been supporting herself and living in
a hall bedroom, more or less, for the
past few years. But she had health
and spirits; she was pretty and proud
of her ability to be independent. She
had many beaux, but not one for
whom she cared more than another.
At 4 o'clock she appeared at the
door of Mr. Turbell's private office.
He happened to be lingering later than
usual at his desk.
"Mr. Turbell," shs began, "this is
my birthday "
Itosana thought he started and she
was taken aback a moment. Was he
displeased? She went on.
"I haven't had a birthday party for
so long that I thought I should like
to have one here at my desk that I
love so well. I I have a cake and
candles twenty-one of them and, oh,
I wish you and Miss Nancy would
come to it."
Mr. Turbell's eyes had filled with
tears. Miss Nancy, his secretary
smiled at Rosana. "I should love to
come," she hastened to assure her. It
is ready? That's what the children
say, isn't it?"
Rosana was still looking at her em
ployer's face. He had not spoken. And
yet she felt that his emotion was not
of displeasure.
"Miss Weeks," he said, "I'll be there
In a moment. I'm glad to see so human
an act in this cold office of ours. And
today would have been my own
daughter Helen's twenty-first birthday,
too." His voice broke and Itosana
would have gone to him if she had
dared. "That Is why I am loitering at
my desk. I haven't the courage to go
home to my wiTe I know how she Is
feeling."
"I'm sorry If I've stirred up your
sorrow, Mr. Turbell," she said.
Miss Nancy had left the room.
"Oh, no, don't say that. Perhaps I
! can help you to make your birthday
brighter by joining In your festivities.
Come."
The little office force of Turbell &
Co. had never come so close together
In the years they bad worked side by
side. Archy, the new office boy de
cided that this was a peach of an
office to work In cake and candfl
and everything.
There was no more work done that
day and Rosana did not forget to wrap
up a piece of cake for Mrs. Brady, the
clennlng woman.
She was about to leave when Mr.
Turbell stepped up to her. "I wonder
If you wouldn't like o come a'lon
home with me and and help me to
cheer up Mrs. Turbell. We'll tell h
all about It your party and ail-
Would you come?"
Kosana could not refuse and It was
not long before she was being we!
corned by the wife of her employer.
Tears came to the mother's eyes when
she heard the story, but she quickly
had a place made for Rosana at the
family table and tried to make her
feel at home.
Just before the maid announced din
ner a tall young man strode Into the
room. "Hello, mother; 'lo dad," he
cald. Then be stopped at the sight of
Roaaxuu
"My son, tliis is Miss Weeks of our
office, you know. It is her twenty-first
birthday and "
The lad shook hands with Rosana.
"I I understand," he said, looking
from his mother's countenauce to his
father's. "Helen would have been the
same age today. I'm three years
older," he announced proudly.
Dinner was merry and Kosana felt
as If she had never had so wonderful
a birthday in her life.
"My father and mother would
would be glad," she tried to say, but
she was too full of Joy of being In the
home with really genuine folks on this
day. She could not speak.
"We, alone, know how glad," said
Mr. Turbell.
"You haven't a corner on all the
Joy," laughed Ned Turbell. "And I'm
going to add to mine by being per
mitted to take Miss Weeks home. Am
I not, dad?"
Ned did take Rosana home. What
they talked about was inconsequential.
What they thought about would make
more interesting data.
At breakfast the following morning,
the young man looked at his father
rather diffidently. "Did you say you
thought you'd be able to find a place
for me In your office, Dad, for the
summer holidays?"
The father laughed. "Bad as that?"
Ned was only temporarily discour
aged. He found occasion to talk to
Kosana on the telephone on the fol
lowing day. He found further neces
slty for calling at his father's office on
Saturday at lunch time. In fact, he
found that he had only begun to live
on the day on which Rosana Weeks
had celebrated her twenty-first birth
day. "Mother and father hnve both said,
when I explained to them how it was,
dear," he found himself saying to Ro
sana not many months later, "that
they could think of nothing happier
than to have you In the family to be
their daughter. Could you? Would
you be their dnuirVpr, Rosana?"
Kosana decided that she could.
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Mill City. Elaborate preparations
are being made for tho carnival to be
held by the Mill City high school,
October 2t. This probably will be the
biggest effort ever made by tho local
school In the direction of a pageant.
Salem. Although all bills have not
yet been paid, it was estimated by
Fred Currey, secretary of the Oregon
state fair board, that there will be
a surplus of approximately $10,000
when all obligations resulting from
the recent fair have been settled.
RedmOnd. More than 4000 persons
Friday attended the Deschutes coun
ty fair, establishing a new attendance
record for a single day at a fair in
this county. Bend day drew a large
crowd from the county seat. Spec ial
events were staged by the Bend com
mercial club.
Salem. Only the best grade of ap
ples will be shipped to the markets of
the east and middle west by the Ore
gon Growers' Co-operative association,
according to announcement made b
officials of the organization. Inferior
grades will be used in making cider
and other products.
' jlliia
Take it home to
the kids.
Have a packet in
your pocket for an
ever-.eady treat.
t. delicious confec
tion and an aid to
the teeth, appetite,
digestion.
TOO BUSY FOR OWN AFFAIRS
A
Hustling Is All Right, but This Man
Is Proof That It Can Be
Overdone.
One of the first Jobs I ever had was
as assistant to a middle-aged book
keeper wdiose activities made those of
an electron look like absolute repose.
He hustled all the time. When we
walked down the street I dog-trotted,
with such demoniac fury did his legs
quiver. He always ran upstairs. Never
had time to wait for the elevator.
"I have never seen so energetic a
man," I said, after I knew him well
enough to talk to him. This In a tone
that suggested that I admired him be
yond words. It was an utterly false
suggestion. I thought he was a nut.
"One must hustle if he is to get
ahead," said the virtuous bookkeeper.
He is still hustling. I met him the
other day, still In high speed. He ran
go through a mass of books like light
ning through an egg. But I cannot see
that he has got ahead. He Is a salaried
man, owns his own home, and has the
finest set of dyspepsia I have ever lis
tened to. When he has hurried Into
his grave his wife will take In room
ers in order to live.
That sort of hustling does not get
anyone anywhere. If he had made It
a rule to sit down for two hours each
week, smoke a meditative pipe, and try
to discover where he was going and
why, he might not be on salary today.
He might own the business. He cer
tainly knows more about It than the
man who does. When any information
Is wanted by anyone In the plant, they
look up the head bookkeeper. Hut he
hns been so busy hurrying that he has
never made use of his own assets.
But a frenetic agitation of the mus
cular system Is not the surest way to
success. UrlesH one plans to be a Jug
gler. Boston Herald.
Interest In Extinct Mammal.
The famous cave of Ultima Espe-
ranza, In the Magelllan canals, Patago
nia, belongs to the haunts of the
'Grisly Folk." It was here that the
mylodon was discovered about fifteen
years ago a find which caused h sen
sation In the whole civilized world, be
cause the mylodon, a glunt extinct
mammal of the class of the ground
sloths, possessed the peculiarity of
having its skin covered with small
bones, something never observed be
fore in any other archaic or living spe
cies, and, according to the scientific
commissions sent out from various
countries, might have survived until
rather recent times, as there wan still
dry flesh and reddish hair clinging to
It
Men Have Own Language.
The Yana language of northern Cali
fornia represents a distinct linguistic
stock and had formerly three dialects,
one of which is now extinct. It pos
sesses two forms of speech, one of
which Is employed by men speaking to
. .. .. .. A .11
men, while the otner is u"i
other cases. Practically the language
has only nouns and verbs, the adjec
tives, adverbs, numerals, interrogative
pronouns and conjunction being
formed from the verbs. Washington
Star.
Reports In Embryo.
Seattle has a number of free dis
tribution weekly community papers,
devoted entirely to news and adver
tisements of certain sections.
Students In the reporting class in
the University of Washington hundle
assignments for the community paper
nearest the university. Those living
In the district are also required to
dig up and turn In news Hems suit
able without sUislgnuenta.
Pendleton. John Ilamley and Ed
Kramer have returned from the Kong
Creek district, where they were for
more than two weeks on a deer hunt
ing trip. They packed back With horses
for 45 miles and got two bucks. They
were delayed in making their return
trip by muddy roads.
Pendleton. Prizes for tho best cer
tified potato seed, the best mountain
seed and the besi commercial tubers
' ill be 'liven in tho second annual
Weston potato show Which will be
held in Weston, Tuesday, October 30.
Awards will also be made for wheat,
barley, oats, corn and beans.
Salem. There were two fatalities
in Oregon due to industrial accidents
during the week ending October U,
according to a report prepared here
Saturday by tho state industrial acci
dent commission. The victims were
Clifford Ashley, Mohler lOjgger, and
Harry Swing, Portland teamster.
Salem. The Union Pacific Railroad
company has filed with tho Oregon
public service commission an answer
to the complaint of the Silver Falls
Timber company, in which the latter
cornorat ion demanded the relurn of
approximately $l',00 paid as demurrug
on cars owned by the Union Pacific,
Eugene. A foot or two of fresh
snow was encountered on Foley ridg
and the Skyline trail in the Cascadi
mountains Saturday and Sunday, said
Dee Wright, packer for the forest serv
ice, who has relumed from his sea
son's activities in the Cascades abovi
MoKensie bridge, where he made his
.headquarters,
Sab m. Appointment of ;i commit
too of three business men to Investl
gato conditions at tho Oregon state
penitentiary and recommend the char
acter of Industrial activities best suit
ed to the needs of the Institution, prob
ably will hare the hearty support of
Governor Pleroe, who under tin' law
is responsible for the conduct of the
prison.
Albany. A bulkhead, costing ISO
Olio, is being built on tho Sunt lam
river about a mile above Jefferson by
the state highway commission and th
Soul hem Pacific Kallroad company
for the uumoso of diverting flood
waters from the lowlands along the
river through which the Pacific high
wav and the tracks of the railroad
company pass.
Salem. Official notification was re
reived Saturday by George A. While,
adjutant-general, that tba Hilton
liophy has been shipped by the war
department to the state of Oregon to
be hold by the national guard for at
least one year. The trophy, u historic
bronze affair, was won by the Oregon
National Guard Hit' In team In the DS.
tional matches al Camp perry recent
ly and comes to the west for the first
time.
North I'ovwlor. Continued rain and
damp weather prevail In tills vicinity
and farmers are reporting that stand
ing grain is shattering. If this weather
continues the grain standing will not
pay for threshing. One man reported
that ho estimated his loss at MOO
bushels. Ho will put In a hand of
sheep to take care of the waste in his
fields. Unless the weather clears In
a few days he will not. harvest any
more fir Uie stuli'iirig I'riilii on nis
place.
Pendleton.- The movement of wheat
to Portland for export over the O.-W.
K. & S. line Is Just about twice as
heavy this year as It was at the same
time during UJ22, according to A. S.
Kdnionds, assistant traffic manager of
the Union Pacific system. Notwllh
htanding the heavy shipments, the
company is enabled to furnish cars
with less delay than in 1922, ho Btat
ed. The congestion in moving wheat
recently was due to the deluy of ships
to arrive In port on schedule, lie said,
eleven cargoes being loaded out at
one time.
A Super-Universe.
Andromeda, now regarded by astron
omers as a giant universe of stars
many thousands of "light years" be
yond the confines of our universe, is
forging along at 200 miles a second,
tho island-universe in tho ocean of
space.
Top-Spinning.
Tho Japanese carry top spinning
o great perfection. The tops used
ly them are of delightful variety, both
n size ami construction. The spin-
rs balance their tops on the edge
of a sword or along a thin cord.
Storing the Votes.
Voting papers used in the general
election in London are stored in tho
Victoria tower of the house of lords,
where they are kept for one year as
i precaution against any belated dis
pute arising.
Mrs. Isabella McLachlan
Operation Avoided
Portland, Ore g. "Dr. Pierce's
medicine has been so very bene
ficial to me that I am glad to give
it my recommendation. Doctors said
I would tiave to undergo an opera
tion, but after taking the 'Favorite
Prescription' I found that an opera
tion was not necessary, During
one expectant period I stilTcrcd with
Inflammation and became so weak
and rundown I COUtd not do my
work. Doctors again advised an
operationi but instead I began tak
ing the 'Favorite Prescription' and
it soon put me on my feet. My
health returned, i had practically
no suffering, and my baby was very
healthy. Since thai time whenever
I have felt badly I have taken the
'Favorite Prescription.' It always
makes me well in n time." Mrs.
Isabella McLachlan, 768 Mich, Ave.
Go to your neighborhood drug
store and get Favorite Prescription
ill tablets or liquid. Write Dr.
Pierce. President Invalids Hotel,
iii Buffalo N. Y., and receive good
medical advice in return, dec.
Character in the Face.
The face and eyes reveal what tho
spirit is doing, how old It is, what alms
It has. The eyes Indicate tho antiquity
of the soul, or through how many
forms
son.
it
dy as
anded.- Finer-
Doing and Saying.
There Is no proverb which strikes
a truer balance between two things
I ban the old one which weighs ex
ample over against precept, Helen
Hunt Jackson.
Handicapped.
A man who In the struggle of life
has no home to retire
In memory, is without,
wards ami life's defen:
land.
in fact or
i's best ru
J. G. Hoi-
Better Parts of Speech.
Discretion of spoeeh Is morn than
eloquence; and to speak agreeably to
him with whom we deal Is more Hutu
to speak In good words or In good
order. Hucon.
I
is needed In every departmrnt of house
keepings tquaily icood for towels, tsble
linen, sheets end pillow esses. Crocm
1
Art: You Satisfied?
HKHNKK WAI KFH
BUSINESS COIXECI
Is the hlirajfat, moat perfectly esjulpp.-d
Hualneaa Tmliiliiif H huol In the North
went. Kit yourself for a hlKher position
with more money. rerinatient positions
manured our tlrnduates
Write for catalog Kourti. aiu. itsBili
I s jrtlnnd
P. N. U.
No. 42, 1923