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About The Boardman mirror. (Boardman, Or.) 1921-1925 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 7, 1923)
IB 'i PORTI ANH OFFERS A MARKET I 1 yniLriiw for your produce! T WE" ? '" 'ie M Portland, Oregon VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYS Complete Change Saturday. Adults, Week day Matinee, 20c; Evenings, 39c. Continu ous 1 to 11 p. iu. Children 10 cents all times Shipherd's Mineral Springs An h1? SN' MDanager Car50n' Washington Route. 5US ReSirt- , ?peclal Wlne-- Rites. vnn w? ?' &.S: LocaJ fl0m Portland to Car n?"v.W5h; By Au4 t0 Cascade Looks via Co- i-VfShwnv 'shua-, ?y A,ut0 via the North Bank Highway Hotel American Plan, Modern Hotel fnrCmIn0dati?,ns- Baths-Hot Mineral Baths: Cure nvni,il. ma,tlsT:, Liver- Kidney and Stomach liouhles: bkin Diseases. Hunting and Fishing. Hot and Cold Water and Phone in Every Room. Comfortable Accommodation at Moderate Prices European Plan HOTEL MORRIS Free Garage Phone llroadway ,270. "'"' M" rfi Pn" Portland, Oregon HOTEL ALDER Cor. 4th and Alder, Portland, Ore. REOPENED AND NEWLY FURNISHED Fairness, Courtesy, Good Service European Plan Exclusively. Rates $1.00, $1.50 and 2.00. Most Central Hotel in Portland. FRED SMITH, Mgr. A Good Job With Steady Work Paper making offers a good opportunity to strong, intelligent, sober men between the ages of 21 and 50 sure pay and steady work. Meals 35c each. Plenty to eat and excellent cooking. Company hotel. Supply beds 25c, 30c and 40c. Free hot and cold baths tubs and showers. Worthy, faithful employees have good chance for advancement. Positions given free on application you pay no fee for your job. Employment Office at Camas, Washington and 209 Commonwealth Bldg., Port land, Oregon. Crown Willamette Paper Co. EVAN G. HOUSEMAN Osteopathic Physician. Electronic Method of ABRAMS Phone Main 2963. 393',i Yamhill at Tenth, Portland, Ore Cascara Bark We are one of the largest bnyeri of CuBcara Bark in the world. Portland' Hide & Wool Co. 106 UNION AVENUE NORTH, PORTLAND, OREGON. Branch at Pocatello, Idaho Write for Pricea and Shipping Tags. PATENT ATTORNEYmecigLineEr Protect that Idea with a United StateB Patent. Others have made fortunes out of Patents. Why not you t Thomas Bllyeu, 202 Htevflos Bldg., Portland, Ore. 0 WRITE today for my free book on the proper treatment of Piles. My non-surgical treatment Is GUARANTEED to positively and permanently cure you. DR. CHAS J. DEAN 2ND AND MORRISON PORTLAND. OREGON MENTION'1 TMI5 OAPE.R WHf.N WRITING INFORMATION 36 DEPARTMENT PLEATING SPECIAL Cut, seam, hem and machine nr . . pleat skirts ready or band. DO CellW Hemstitching, picoting and tucking. EASTERN NOVELTY MFG. CO. 85 Fifth St. Portland, Ore. ATTENTION LADIES Sanitary Beauty Parlors We fix you up, we make all kinds of Hair Goods of your combings. Join our School of Beauty Culture. 400 to 414 Dekum Bldg., Phono Broadway 6902, Portland, Oregon. BRAZIN07 WELDING te CUTTING Northwest Welding & Supply Co., 88 1st 8t. CUT FLOWERS & FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison St. MOLER BARBER COLLEGE Teaches trade in 8 weeks. Some pay while learning. Positions secured. Write for catalogue. 234 Burnslde street, Port land, Oregon. FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS Commercial Iron Worka, 7th and Madison. FOOT CORREOTIONIST Featherweight Arch Supports made to order. J. E. Tryzelaar, 618 Pittock Block, Portland, Ore. PERSONAL Marry if Lonely; moBt successful "Home Maker"; hundreds rich; confidential; reli able; years experience; descriptions free, "The Successful Club," Mrs, Nash, Box 556, Oakland, California. Wedding Bouquets and Funeral Pieces Lubliuer Florists, 348 Morrison St. MONUMENTS E. 3d and Pine Sts. Otto Schumann Granite & Marble Works. GLASSES WILL SAVE YOUR EYES Expert fitting at lowest prices. Glasses In all styles. Lenses duplicated from broken pieces. Mail In your broken glasses. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dr. A. E. Hurwitz, 223 First St., Portland. Clerical Irony. An old preacher when asked by a young one the best way to teach the Ten Commandments, replied: "If your congregation Is poor, teach them as commands; if middle-class, as re quests; and if rich, as recommenda tions." Boston Transcript. And It Will Be Final. "The automobile driver who depends on his horn to clear the track for him," says the old citizen of Little Lot, "one of these days will have a short argument with a railway train at a grade crossing." Youth's Companion. New England's Sunken River. Off the coasts of Maine and New Hampshire there is a large sunken river. The former land of these re gions extends for several hundred miles beneath the sea. The present rivers are the headwaters of a for mer stream whose channel is revealed by soundings. Making Iron Valuable. Raw materials become more valu able as they go through manufactur ing processes. Pig iron worth a few dollars a ton, when made into piano wire is worth $50,000, and into hair springs, $500,000 a ton. Fish at Play. Fish play games just like other creatures. It is common to see a fish in an aquarium pick up a small stone and swim about with it in its mouth. It will drop it and pick it up again. Inhabitants of the sea do the same with shells. Distribution of Population. There would be about nine people to the square mile if the entire popu lation of the world were distributed equally over the earth's total surface area of about 55,255,000 square miles. Handy Little Article. They are thoroughly up-to-date out in the great wild and woolly. At any rate, we read in a western exchange: "Pistol showers for prospective brides are the latest thing in1 Cali fornia." Boston Transcript. Business With Pleasure. "There's nothing like combining business with pleasure," said the tailor's daughter as she lovingly wrecked the crease in her lover's trousers Penn State Froth. Beggars Overrun New York. New York city is known as a beg gars' paradise and it is estimated that between 6,000 and 8,000 professional mendicants make that city their home. About 10 per cent are said to be women. Practical Advice. "My boy," counseled his eccentric old uncle, "always strive to be at the top of the heap especially if you are in a game of football." Frosting Light Bulbs. Make a strong solution of alum in water and dip the bulbs into it, allow ing the alum to crystallize on the glass. The solution may be colored with various dyes to give a more pleasing effect. Uncle Eben's Idea of Friendship "Friendship," said Uncle Eben, "de pends on memory. A good friend re members yoh merits an' fohglts yoh faults." Washington Evening Star. SCHOOL DA1S I S .JS i S I I I III 1 s I 1 I IHissm "IHll IWm I 'Iff I Willi 9 'Mil , ' i-" t STATE txrc Copyright PR" faort ufe tl IMS' Pf Uncommon ScnSC JOHN BLAKE . : Wanderings of a Dollar Bill. A traced dollar bill sent out in Chicago changed hands 31 times in two weeks about the only place un visited being a church. Saginaw News-Courier. DEPENDENCE SET at liberty the canary you have fed and tended In exchange for its song, and it soon starves. It has never learned to help Itself. Dumb animals go through life dread fully handicapped by the lack of rea soning brains. Yet wild animals, thrown from birth on their own re sources develop a craft that some times carries them to a very old age. A lap dog, turned out to shift for Itself, would not last very long. Like the canary, It has lived a life of de pendence on others. All the qualities that might have enabled it to make its way have withered for want of use. A magazine writer criticizes private schools, with justice, because they do not fit pupils for the struggle for ex istence. Removed from contact with the kind of people they will meet In actual life, they are often helpless when they are sent out on their own. Young men and young women must learn very early the necessity of help ing themselves. Begin depending on some one else, and you will always depend on some one else. Begin depending on your self and you will form a hnbit that with practice will insure success. Perhaps 80 per cent of the popula tion, even of this enlightened country, allow other people to do their think ing for them. Editors, preachers, school teachers scatter broadcast Ideas, most of them second-hand. Men and women, finding thought wearisome, accept these ideas and act on them. Many of these Ideas are good, of course. But they are really of little benefit unless they ure weighed and tested before acceptance. Learn to do your own work, and your own thinking, (let out of the cage of dependence. Form your own opinions, und act on thorn. If your early years are spent lean ing on others, your later years will probnbly be spent In the poor house. The habit of dependence Is the hardest of all habits to break. It can never be broken after you are forty. by John Blake.) O MEN YOU MAY MARRY By E. R. PEYSER Has a man like this proposed to you? Symptoms: A middle-aged fas cinator, Just beginning to be a "bit round" at the waist, slick clothes, perfect tit and all, hund some and knows Just where to "get on" and better even, knows Just where to get off. Wants what he wants when he wants it. He is not a soft proposition. He has much of the world In his keeping ; anyhow he makes you think so. Likes you because he thinks you like him, because you are hard to please. Nothing Is too good for him. IN FACT He doesn't even think you are. T) Prescription for his bride: 6 Never think you have enough elegancies. He likes you because he can spend on you. Keep him on the Jump. Absorb this: A WOMAN'S REACH MUST EXCEED HER GRAB. by McClure Newspaper Syndicate ) I NEVER KNEW By GRACE E. HALL T NEVER knew that tears could burn Mke acid, 'til they left a scar, Nor that a heart might truly learn To hide the deep and painful mar; Nor that the sunshine sometimes turned Into a fever fierce and hot, But these at last I've learned, I've learned Since you forgot. That life could seem a desert plain Where cactus grew by crumbling wall, The winds a breath hard-drawn In pain, Were truths I never guessed at all ; But I've been taught by torture slow That Joy and pain and love are one. And that the world must never know What love has done. (Copyright by Dodd, Mead & Co.) O . -o- Llfe. Man is miserable until he gets some thing that isn't good for him, and it makes him so happy that he gets down-right miserable wishing he didn't bare it. THE ROMANCE OF WORDS "CHEESE" i "P HAT'S the cheese" is a J slang expression far more common a few vears ago than it S is at the present time, colloquial Isms having a tendency to be short-lived. But, in spile of the fact that the phrase was never formally admitted to polite so J clety, it has an ancestry und a I pedigree of which many a more pretentious word might well be i proud. ' Tracing it backwards, we llnd l that in the Anglo-Saxon days j the word "cheese" was spelled i "cee" and pronounced almost J precisely like the modern Qt)r l man equivalent. Iu Frisian it , was "txlse," while the Latin was "caseus" which, in Spanish, de- veloped Into "queso" and In J Italian Into "caclo." The Celtic languages slightly changed It In- to "call" In Irish, "casse" in I Gaelic and "caws" In Welsh. It J will therefore ! seen that the I original ancestry of the word is lost somewhere In the dim I passage ; of the early history of j languugi hut, strange as it may ' seem, "That's the cheese'' bears no relation to the article inude ' from milk. I This phrase slipped into Kng- J lish by way of India, where many of the British soldiers J picked up bits Of Hindustani, l among them a word derived I from the Persian ". biz," mean i lng "a thing." In dealing with J the native merchants the sol i dlers fell Into the habit of polnt j lng to apmethlng and saying "That's the cbiz," meaning "That's what I want'' and, wiien they returned home, they i brought the saying with them. by Wheeler Syndicate. Inc ) .! o- L.UELLA Paui useii -rvsvr" that There, mux tujo sure luRYoy or LOSIN'YOUR FRIENTJ LQAfVEM MONEY OR YOUR UMBITELLA! Unhurt by Five-Story Fall. A two-year-old girl fell off the roof of a five-story building In New York. Two hours later she was sleeping It off. She climbed to the roof while her mother was busy, disregarded the frantic shouts of two small boys, and crawled too near the edge. Pedes trians rushed below. The little girl fell and bounced off an awning into the arms of a waiting rescuer, unhurt. fen " aC)sAi:, jjj'i rUVe NEWS IN BRIEF : Redmond. The election on the issu ing of $130,000 in bonds for the com pletion of The Dalles-CallfomlS) high way and for market road construction carried in Redmond by a vote of 53 to 21. Harrisburg. A large stock barn and 25 tons of hay were destroyed by lire at 7 o'clock Sunday morning on the A. hi Thomas farm six miles east of Harrisburg. About $500 insurance was carried. Dallas. Sewer construction aggre gating iu cost more than $49,000 will soon be commenced In Dallas. Action was taken by the city council this week to make the improvements dur ing the coming fall and winter. Bend. Although used for three years by the La Pine Redmen's lodge as a cemetery, land filed on by J. H. Suppington near La Pine is to be con sidered as his homestead, according to the United States land office. The Redmen will appeal the case. Salem. The state treasurer on Oc tober 1 will pay interest aggregating $1,300,000 on state highway and state soldier bonus bonds. The treasurer Saturday redeemed $100,000 of Bean Barrett co-operative state and federal bonds that were issued in September, 1917. St. Helens. Columbia Post 42, Amer ican Legion, plans to place permanent markers on the graves of G. A. R., Spanish-American and world war vet erans in the local cemeteries, and are raising a fund for this purpose. About 45 veterans are buried iu the two cem eteries. Harrisburg. Traffic was tied up here on the Pacific highway several hours Saturday night when a large truck slipped off one end of the ferry and the rear end was left in several feet of water. The accident was due to the fact the boat had not been se curely anchored. Newport. An Issue of $132,000 of ti per cent port bonds was sold Saturday to the Commerce Security company, represented by Merton R. DeLong, at a price of 99.27. The bonds mature serially. Their average term is It! years. The price was the highest ever paid for port bonds here. Salem. Picking of prunes through out the Willamette valley will start about September 10, according to an nouncement made by the growers. The crop will be large, 40-50s predominal ing. A large consignment of 1923 prunes recently were sold at Dallas for 7 cents. Pickers will be plentiful this year, mowers said, and practically the entire crop will be saved Albany. Mrs. Amanda Johnson, a former slave and a resident of Oregon for 70 years, celebrated her 90th birth day September 3. Mrs. Johnson came to Albany from Missouri, where she had served as a slave, with the family that owned her until the time of tin civil war. She has been a character of Albany for 70 years and has a large circle of friends here, who helped hei Celebrate her birthday. Salem. The Southern Pacific com pan?, according to a report filed with (lie Oregon public service commission Saturday, has a shortage of 472 cars, or a slight decrease In the number when compared with the report of tin company filed with Hie commission 'a week ago, of the total number of cars which the company bus been un able to supply shippers 291 were Has sified as closed and Kl as open. Newport. City Marshal Daniels Sunday shot and wounded an intoxi cated Crande Rondo Indian, who had attacked the officer with a knife. The Indian, weakened from loss of blood fainted. Daniels had called on sev eral passersby to assist him In (lis arming the assailant, but ull refused The Indian cut through Daniels' coat and vest. The marshal shot after the red nan declined to throw down tin knife. Falls City. Mori' than 100 men, wo men and children Friday began bar vesting the hops In the vicinity of Falls City. There are about 60 acres to be picked in the Foster, Smith, Bar nard and Campbell yardH, und picking Is expected to continue from 10 to 15 days. TBS hops are not quite so good as last year in some of the yards, al though there will be a fair crop at a good price. Tickers are receiving 00 Bents a box. Mend. -Twenty-six precincts, com plete, out of 29 In Deschutes county gave a vote of 742 to 370 la favor of the 130,000 road bond Issue, which was placed before the county at Fri day's special election. The strength of the remaining precincts Is unlm portent, The Deschutes county court telegraphed the state highway com mission the result of the election and asked that an immediate call for bids he made for (hi? completion of The Dalles California highway In this county. A MAN WHO BECAME FAMOUS Doctor R. V. Pierce., whoso picture appears above, was not ouly a success ful physician but also a profound student of tho medicinal qualities of Nature's remedies, roots and herbs, and by eloso observation of the methods used by the Indians, he discovered their great remedial qualities, especially for weaknesses of women, and after care ful preparation succeeded In giving to the world a remedy which lias been used by women with tho best results fi r half a century. Dr. Pierce's Favorite 1 roscrlption is still in great demand, while many other so called "cure-alls" !- oonio tuid rono. The reason for i phenomenal success Is because oi .' absolute purity, and Dr. Pierce's high standing as an honored citizen of Buffalo is a guarantee of all that is claimed for the Favorite Prescription as a regulator for tho ills peculiar to women. Send 10c. for trial pkg. to Pierce's Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. Damage by Forest Fires. Most forest streams aro slightly acid a condition known to be well adapted to trout -but forest fires often cause a deposit of aah which gives tho streams an alkaline quality most destructive to fish life. Enjoyment in Employment. Tho crowning fortune of a mau Is lo be born to some pursuit which finds him employment and happiness, whether it bo to mako baskets, or broadswords, or canals, or statues, or songs.- -Emerson. "The Root of All Evil." 'Do love of money," said Uncle Eben, "is de root of all evil. Jos do same, we keeps root in nnruer ion money dan wo does foil football." Washington Evening star. Hard Life of Unmarried Girl. In Papua, tho unmarried woman lives in a tree high above the other natives, in a shaky little hut made from bamboo. Wrinkles and "Wrinkles." "Ily the tlmo a woman has reached middle ago she has picked up a good many wrinkles," says an exchange. Among them being some which enable her to hide the others. Just Like the Men. London doctor now conies forward with tho cheerless news that women aro too weak lor housework. Well, the men aro not strong for II, either. Philadelphia Inquirer. At the Afternoon Tea. Mrs. Newlygilt. (to daughter) "Jane, dear! Sing the song tho French professor charged $50 tin hour to teach you!" Wonderful Fiber of Silk. Silk furnishes the longest continu ous filler known. One cocoon has been known to yield nearly threu fourl lis of a mile. WMOEfS 0 urn Mm Take it home lo the kids. Have a packet in your pocket tor an evcr-.eady treat. t. delicious confec tion and an aid to the teeth, appetite, digestion. A scaled its fiHp Purity Package JPU. I is neeill In every department ol kOHM keeping. Knuelly iiood for towels, Ishli linen, sheets end pillow cases. 6'rw r r I are iou iatisnea: businlss colleci Im the MSJMSti tiiunt perfectly SSMlppcd HunlrivHS Training; BckOOl In th North went. Kit yourself for a higher position with mure money. Peirnaaeat posltteu assured our Oriiduates Write for cutalog j ouilu anti i i.. Portland P. N. U. No. 36, 1923