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BOARDMAN PARAGRAPHS
Mrs. Haines is a guest of Mrs.
Healey's.1
Mr. It. S. Smith went to Pendle
ton, Wednesday.
Mrs. Chaffee called on Mrs. Allen
Sunday afternoon.
Sunday, April 29, is Community
Church day. Everyone come and
bring dinner, for we want a good
attendance.
Mrs. A. C. I'artlow is on the sick
list at this writing.
The Cohoon family is making pre
parations to leave.
Mr. Hopkins has moved his family
inlo the rooms in front of the Phelps
Voyen warehouse. He has accepted a
place as foreman in the state high
way work.
Sam Boardman is planting trees
00 the highway this week.
The V. S. It. S. is doing work on
the lateral east of Cohoon's place.
David Partlow and Win. Ollhreth
are doing work on Lee Mead's place.
Our new county agent, Mr. Price,
was here this week in the farmer's
interest.
John Jinkens will be home Friday.
He was feeling better at the last
report.
Mrs. C. M. Heck returned home
Sunday after a two weeks visit in
The Dalles.
Mrs. P. M. Smith has been having
the 'flu' the past week but is much
better now.
L. V. Woodarl made a trip to
Portland Ibis Week, returning with a
new Ford Coupe.
Koyal Hands has a contract of
hauling gravel for the government
on the east side.
The Trustees of the church met
Sunday and made out a report to
submit to Prosbylery at Moro.
Last Sunday was communion ser
vice at the Sommiitilty church. Hev.
tUbson preached as usual.
Mr. and Mrs. Williamson of Port
land, friends of Mr. Merger, are now
living on the C. D. Albright place.
A. J. Hicks and family left Wed
nesday for Dost Valley, Oregon,
where Mr. Hicks has work in the
l imber.
Orvllle Carpenter arrived liere
Sunday from Cedar Point, Kansas,
for a visit with his brother Delbert
Carpenter.
M. J. Deweese and family spent
Saturday and Sunday in Arlington
visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. J.
F. Deweese.
H. N. Hopkins moved his family
to town Sunday and left Monday for
Prinevllle, where he will work on
l lu- highway this summer.
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BOARDMAN UTELLUM
Frances Dlayden, '23 Editor
Truman Messenger, '24 Asst. Editor
Zoe Hadley, '2 4 Joke Editor
To n Spit Curl
(With apologies to Hob. Burns)
Dear, shiny, slick and sticky curl,
You are decked upon a pretty girlie;
Yet you make my brain go in a whirlie
With all your curves;
You blur my eyes, and, oh, most surely
You shock my nerves.
But with the girls you have made
a hit,
And on that snowy brow you sit,
Safe and secure, stuck on with spit
(For glue It serves),
But you would stick and better fit
If they'd use preserves.
Jokes
Ethel (in English class) I don't
like to study Bunyon.
Nona I don't neither, because I
have one on my foot.
Kathryn Mac, where have you
been all the time? I haven't seen you
for a long time.
Mac You've seen more of me
than I have of you.
Kathryn Why so?.
Mac Because I'm bigger than
you.
Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Berry, Mr. and
Mrs. II C. liurnham, and Mrs. A. L.
Huff of Arlington were guests at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. Mulkey last
Sunday.
The Orange served a lovely supper
for their new members Saturday
night. A good program was also one
of the features of the evening (and
the lights went out ) .
The "Welch family is moving to
Albany, Oregon. They traded their
ranch here for one over there.
Mrs. Wollam and little daughter
Naomi I. amine are visiting at the C.
M. Beck's, Mrs Wollam's parents.
The picnic at lone last Sunday was
a great success and enjoyed by all.
We hope It will not be the last one.
Mr. Shell moved his house Wed
liesd;i from the Merger place to the
lot In town he purchased from Deo
Root,
A request has been received by
Ida Mefford, historian of the local
American Legion Auxiliary, from the
Stale historian asking for the history
of the organization of the Legion
and Auxiliary, also a general history
of each Legion member's joining the
army. This report has to be in by
July 1, so will each one help her
gel it in on time.
J. H. Johnson and family attended
the celebration of the 55th wedding
anniversary of his parents, Mr. and
Mrs. J. II. Johnson, of Wasco, Mon
day. The family returned home Tnes
day, but Mr. Johnson went to Moro
to attend the meeting of the Pendle
ton Presbytery, llev. Cibson is also
alluding. They represent the Com
munity Church tit this meeting.
Among the delegates who attended
our Presbetery March, 2(i and 27, are
Mis. BlMlnger, Mrs. Kdwurds, Mrs.
Matthews, Mrs. Iteese, Mrs. Voelker,
Mrs. dels, Mrs. Thomas, Mrs. Elder,
Mrs. Donhert, Mis. Clark, Hev Clark,
Mrs. Dale, Mrs. Akey, Thelma Akey
Fay Cornish and Mrs. Thompson,
from Pendleton. Hev. J. F. (ilbson,
Mrs. Gibson, Mrs. Cherry, Mrs. Skip
with and Mrs. Paulu from Umatilla.
Allen Clark was a brief caller at
the school Tuesday. Mr. Clark Is an
old friend of Mr. Mulkey and is now
a salesman for Weatherby Ice Cream
company of Portland.
Stranger Do you go out a great
deal?
Mr. Mulkey We pay such high
rent we have to stay in to get the
worth of our money.
Arbor Day, Friday, the 13th, was
observed by each school room with
appropriate exercises and some tree
planting was done. It is the intention
to participate in the planting of trees
in the newly designated Project Park
as soon as arrangements can be
made. This is an enterprise well
worth while, as trees are one of
nature's chief adornments.
Lauren If I stole "fifty kisses
from you, what kind of larceny
would it be?
Zoe I should call it grand.
Only twenty more school days,
golden days, which in future time the
student shall speak of as the "olden
days, the golden days, of long ago."
Let ub not forget that youth is
the time to build. School days come
but once and it behooves each one
to sea that no time is lost .Look for
ward to your goal.
After the clock had struck 11, the
peevish father strode to the top of
the stairs and called down:
"Mayme, doesn't that young man,
Mac, know how to say 'Goodnight'?"
"Does he?" echoed Mayme, "I'll
say he does."
Al This bus is making 30 miles
an hour.
Ida Now don't try to fool me,
kid. We've only been gone 15 minutes.
Matin and Cecil Hicks, two boys
from the primary room, have moved
to Condon with their parents. This
leaves a total of 31 in the primary
room.
Doris Deibert proposed to me last
night.
Chat Did you accept him?
Doris Of course I did. Any man
who would propose now with the
cost of living where it is must love
a girl a lot.
Lauren Cumins has returned to
school and is making preparations
with the rest of the class for graduation.
F.dwarri So you and Mayme don't
speak. What's the trouble?
Mac We had a dreadful quarrel
about which loved the other most.
IP EICON NEWS
Mrs. W. T Kggertson spent the
Wek end at Pasco, Washington with
her husband.
Ceorge B. Hendricks and son have
rented the McGill and Pat places and
are on the Job for the season.
Miss Inez. Ileneflel has returned
from Walla Walla where she spent
Hev era I da s vlvll Inr v n h fi lends
Pror. C. F d rover and family,
accompanied by Miss Clara Corrigon
were in Pendleton Saturday shop
ping.
Mrs. J. E. While lias gone to the
hospital at Pendleton for medical
attenlon. Mrs. C. II Smith Is taking
care of the baby during her Illness
lectured on and demonstrated the
handling of beea at the Glasgow
ranch Tuesday, April 10. A number
of the bee culturists look advantage
of the occasion to get Information on
best methods of handling beeB.
Mrs. T. H. Skells of Portland
spent a week with her daughter,
Mlas Carrie, who is teaching in the
Irrigon school She returned to Port
land Tuesday.
April 1 81 h and 19lh Miss Margarie
Smith of the O. A. C will be with
us to demonstrate and lecture on
nutrition. See Mr. Glasgow and Mr.
Fruderlckson for particulars.
Coining Saturday. April 21st "All
A Mistake," a big farce comedy in
three acts., by (he high school stu
dents assisted b the Young People's
orchestra It will be the one ou
cannot miss this season
Among the number of Irrigon peo
ple making the weekend trip to DOM
tilla and Hermlston, were Mr. and
Mrs II T. Walpole and son, Mr.
and Mrs J A. Ornybeal, Katie Hand,
James Warner and son Harvey. Mr
and Mrs W. II. Howard and P. 0,
lllhhop.
Mensrs Marshall Markham Wesley
Chnnev and Ileecher Lewis are mak
Inn Irrigon their headquarters reijii
larly on Saturduy and Sunday re
gardless of the distance from their
work. The distance Is never too great
If the object Is big enough.
Our new county agent, Mr. Price,
and 1'iofessor Scullon of Ihe O. A. C.
Mrs. J. E. Kerry has been very
low at the home of her parents, Mr
and Mrs. J. E. McCoy, for a week
or ten days but is reported doing
nicely at this writing. Miss Snow
McCoy is also on the sick list with
Ihe 'flu'.
N. Seaman and son report frost
alarm at four o'clock on the morning
of the ninth, and turned OUl in force
with smudges. They report having
taved their apricot crop and also
berries and pears Some others who
'kllcd to smudge report some damage
We believe It will not be heavy how
ever.
The farm bureau held Its regular
monthly meeting Saturday evening,
April 7th. Not a large turnout but
much business was tratnacted. A
car of corn was listed and secretary
instructed to place the order by wlr
for Immediate .shipment. The price
has gone up I wo dollars a ton since
the quotation a week ago and will
now figure SI,IQ F. O. K. Irrigon
on No. 2 Yellow
The civics class has been very busy
Ibis week writing on various sub
lectl, among them are: Immigration,
Government and Labor, The Regu
lation, of Corporal ions and The Con
servation of Natural Resources.
The American history class has
written on The History of Slavery,
Hlltor) Of the Monroe Doctrine, and
the Civil War.
Mrs. Crowder Doesn't a rabbit's
foot really bring good luck?
Mr. Lee I should say so. My wife
felt one in my money pocket once
and (hot it was a mouse.
Dorothy What makes you, like
Delia so well?
Art Bobbed hair, flapper man
ners and too much make-up.
Dorothy- -Why, I'm surprised!
That certainly describes most of the
girls, but certainly not Delia.
Art I know It. That's why I like
her so well.
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IRRIGON SCHOOL NEWS
Miss Ethel Night went to Hermls
ton Friday and while there had some
dental work done.
Miss Hazel Smith was absent from
high school several days last week.
Mrs. Jennie Dobe and daughter
Rttth visited the school Monday af
ternoon. Harvey and Walter Warner were
absent from school Monday ami
Tuesday.
The Irrigon school baseball teem
will go to Pine City to play them a
m egbfalloa rdo
gatne of ball
oiuyvesant Fish Dies Suddenly.
New York. Stuyvesant Fish, banket
and former president of the Illinois
Central railroad, died suddenly here.
Dr. A. H. Johnston
Physcinn and Surgeon
Calls answered at all hours
In Boardman Wednesday and Satur
day mornings.
Office phone M 151 Res. M 332
Arlington. Oregon.
A. H. SWITZER
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Arlington, Oregon
Miss Ilertrude (iraybeal has been
quite 111 the last few days.
Various Improvements to the park
were also decided upon and Ft, L
Wisdom appointed as manager for
the season. A tax of fifty cents will
be levied upon all tourists remaining
ever night. Water will be piped tn
Hie grounds and fuel furnished Fri
day afternoon. April Hi, was desig
nated aa cleanup day for the park
grounds and the trees and hedge
will be pruned.
Parmer Smith Is shipping In three
bushels of cotton seed to experiment
In this district. It is now on the way
by freight from the east and should
arrive some time the latter part
of the month S. H. Boardman, at
lloardman . is going to make an ex
pertinent with forty pounds of tM
need and the lialance will be distri
buted among other farmers who de
sire to experiment with raising cot
ton. -
CAR PROBE ORDERED
Roads Failure to Move Applet to Be
Investigated.
Washington, D. C. An order was
Issued by the interstate commerce
commission for an investigation of the
extent to which railroads serving the
Pacific northwest failed during the
las! crop season to supply adequate
facilities for the transportation tn
market of apples and other perishable
products.
The order was piompted by a roso
luctlon adopted by the senate January
lit). John P. Ilartman of Seattle, who
has orchard interests in Washington
east of the Cascades, made the nun
plaint that the railroads failed to sup
ply sufficient refrigerator cars to move
the apple crop. This complaint re
sulted in the resolution.
JAMES D. ZURCHER
Attorney -at-Law
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When a little boy discovered a
cucumber growing out In the garden
It waa something new ot lilm so be
rushed Into the bouse and exclaimed :
"Mamma, mamma, there's a pickle
growing on our squash vine."
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Kelso. Wash. Suits uggre
$219,000 were filed against CowliU
county nud the city of Kelao on be
halt of nine claimants for damages ot
accouul ol the Kelso bridge collapse
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