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About The Boardman mirror. (Boardman, Or.) 1921-1925 | View Entire Issue (March 23, 1923)
HOOTS! WHO0! r O. W. L. (On With Laughter) The test of efficiency is ability to make men act. She was born on the desert, so they called her Carrie Vann. The report that nickel cigars have dropped to six cents cannot be verified. Have you ever seen anything that looked as helpless as a growing mustache? One good thing about that It keep ; ou i m notic. the piano is oat ut tune. No one burns midnight oil any more. Gas is the thing the kind one gels at the filling station. The man who said variety Is the spice of life never had to change tires three times in one day. Only a few more months now un til time to worry about how funny your new si raw hat will look. This may be an awful country but foreigners are paying one hundred dollars each to get smuggled in. What in the world would have be come of the Near East victims If Columbus had not discovered Amer ica? "A bridegroom is missing." Sug gestion to bridegrooms who complain that no one ever taeks any notice of them. There are not very many Ihings that can be advertised in magazines without silk-clad legs as illustrations. Some one said the man who is single wonders if he should get mar ried. After he is mraried he wonders why he did. Sham battles between fiancee and fiance are only rehearsals for the real thing that occurs after the wed ding ceremony. A man in New York who rang twice for an elevator was killed by the operator. More and more the day is passing when labor can be trodden on with Impunity. Another millionnaire has just mar ried a musical comedy actress. It's funny how these singers are able to catch on to the heirs. Consoling Thought. We all make mistakes, but thank goodness the other fellow's looks worse to us than our own. Wives of rich men all remind us, We could make our lives sublime If we only had the money and could Dress them up to "time." The reason a gentleman usually is conceited is because "a gentleman never forgets himself," as a writer on how to act in society says. Modern Romance; they became en gaged. Later they decided to break it off. Their tastes were not con genial. They smoked different brands of cigarets. Logical. Bible School Teacher "What was the Tower of Babel?" Bright Willie "Wasn't that the place where Solomon kept his five hundred wives?" "Pa, where was Babe Ruth born?" "Couldn't tell you. son." "Where was Jack Dempsoy born?" "Don't know that either." "Pa, will you buy me a history of the United States?" The Oriole studio was closed for remodeling and repairs for a few weeks. It is now open under the new name of Oriole & Crow. P. F. Oriole and T. E. Crowe, are the owners. Ohio Photo News. Doctor "I am afraid I will have to operate for appendicitis." neauty "Oh, doctor, will the scar show?" Doctor "Not unless you go into the films." "I hope you are not afraid or microbes." apologized the paying teller as he cashed the school teach er's check with soiled currency. "Don't worry," raid 0'" young lady, "A microbe couldn't live on my salary." Oh. Too vi.r I When is a widder not a merry wid der? Can you answer that question, boss? "When is a widder" (Let us consi der! "Of course, when she's a little cross." Minimum's the Wold. Want ad in Boston Olobe says: 1921 Ford Sedan, good condition, impletely equipped with lots of ex as to give minimum comfort." Jontrary. Mary had a little hen, was feminine and nueer: a lot when eggs were cheap, opped when eggs were dear. It laid "Tired of waiting, dearie?" she l "d. emerging from her dressing nom after exhausting her feminine iris in the attempt to appear beauti-'ul. 'Oh, no," he replied, wearily, in a wife-lime." 'it's A jug of? and Thou . aier is a wondrous blessing, Good for washing necks and ears; Just the thing for irrigation, And t!i- surrounding ships and piers ; Nice 10 park beneath the bridges; Swell for making rain and ink; Water i:; a wondrous blessing. But it makes a darn poor drink. Can you imagine anything more annoying than to have a stenogra pher who can't spell, "and who is al ways asking you how to spell words you can't spell yourself?" FARM AND HOME WIRELESS READY FOR RURAL OREGON Farm, home and other rural com ; n-ro will be broadcasted over Oregon by ilu Extension service from the O. A. C. radio station at Corvallis, beginning Monday, March 2fi. Farmers, homemakers, and other iltizena interested in agricultural welfare may clear their decks at 7:30 of that date and each week there liter till further notice, and tune ii at 380 meters for the Oregon Agricultural college KFDG air ser vice. Short talks on farm topics and on nutrition and home Improvement And brief bulletins on seasonal and miergency matters of interest to growers, will be featured. Announce aients of the service will be made by Paul V. Maris, director of the ex tension service, and occasional no tices will be given of important wea iher and crop conditions, market re ports, community gatherings, and like matters. "This new type of service will be of special interest to farmers and other rural citizens who now enjoy literary and musical programs over their receiving sets," says Mr. Maris, 'We hope it will be a welcome addi lon to their service and make their receiving sets more interesting and valuable." A good many farmers and others outside the large centers of popula tion are said to have receiving sets and still others are planning to install them soon. The O. A. C. sending radius is good. The station is broadcasting two or three evenings a week, at about 7; 3H to 8:30 or 9 p. m. The program from March 26 till changes ire announced will be as follows: Monday, Ian. i and rural community iev;s; Tue.day, miscellaneous mat ers; Wednesday, college music-be-zinnijLg about 8; sometimes on Fri- lay, phonograph-" records. FARM POINTERS (Farm Notes From O.A.C. Exp. Ssa.) Wild oats, broken seed and many .veed seeds are useful for feed If kept at home. The use of them in his way saves expense to the grower r shippsr. Clean grain, free from lockage sells better and actuality osts less per ton of clean grain for .hipment than grain carrying a lot if dockage. The same principle holds n shipping good potatoes containing i lot of culls. The good potato or ;ood grain must pay (or the storage inu freight and hauling of the dock ige and culls. The alfalfa fields that are grassy ir weedy should be thoroughly cul ivated with an alfalfa cultivator or a pring tooth harrow to clear the rash out of the field and give the ill'alfa a chance to grow. Thorough ultivation requires going over the field a number of times to com pletely tear out all the shallow .ooted grasses and weeds. Three grain oats Is a particularly good variety for weste-n Oregon ioils. . Mangels and carrots make good lelds of excellent stock feed on rich .veil drained land. Kurisu, highly advertised in news papers and by a number of southern seedsmen has been a failure in this state. u:!an grass has been extensively d in Or; gon and without success in tiie hottest irrigated re- Dv.arf E. sex rape, Beeded at " winds to the acre, in April, May or lune, makes excellent summer pa:s ure for hogs or sheep. Weght of Elephant. Mow much does a big lltpfcllt. n full-;:roun "tusker," weigh? Recent In quiry disclosed the fact tltat rmbcKlv seemed to know. The keeper of the elephant house at a city BOO, who theiiL-bt he knew all there wns to know about the paehydenns, was obliged to confes. that he could not nnwer the question. Further investigation, how ever, elicited the information that an Asiatic elephant of average size weighs about 04t pounds. The celebrated Jumbo, the lHrifest elephant ever know n, weighed 15,000 pounds. Phila delphia Ledger. t Farm Notes from O. A. C. Experi ment Station.) CLEAN SEED BEFORE TREATMENT Seed era formaldehyde tr thoroughly clean cracked grain, w to be treated with the treatment should be 1 to get rid ot the 5d seeds anci trash before treating. The material cleanec out often makes good feed and the . lean seed produces a better stand. Grain treated with formaldehyde should be planted as soon as it is dry enough to run through a drill. Seed left moist with formaldehyde Seed left moist with formaldehyde for more than a day sometimes loses germination, and the longer it re mains moist, tin- greater the loss. LBS AND CARROTS tiOOR BUT FRIED SPUDS RUNK NOTICE FOR PUT5LICATION Department of the Interior, I'nited States Land Office at The Dalles, Ore.. March 15, 1923. Notice is hereby given that Claude White, of Boardman, Ore., who, on Aug .1, 1917, made Homestead Entry No. 019112, for E Vs SW V; NE . E'i; NWViSEii, being Tail "0". Umatil hi Project, Section 24. Township 4 North, Range 24 East. Willamette Meridian, has filed notice of inten tion to make three year Proof, to establish claim to t he land above described, before C. C. lilayden, United States Commissioner, at Boardman. Ore., on the 2ath day of April, 1923. . Claimant names as witnesses: Dottier J. Onson, Eugene Cumins, S. 11 Boardman, Chas. Nizer, all of Boardman, Ore. J. M. DONNELLY, 7-1 1 Register NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION An apple a day keeps the doctor away, so does a fresh crisp carrot eaten plain or with a little salt. You should eat fruit 365 days a year. era ham flour is a good complexion powder. Get the brown bread habit. There are many better hings to eat ;han hot cakes, but there are not many worse. "Prohibition" should include fried potatoes.--0. A. C. Home Demon trat ion. U. S. Land Ore., Feb. 23, Not ice is hereb mln F. Atteberry who. on Jan. 14. stead Entry No. The Dalit SPRAY GUN'S TAKE POWER Throw away your spray gun and go back to the use of an extension rod and nozzles, advises Mr. LeKoy Childs of the Hood River Experiment station, unless your spray machine will easily deliver five or six gallons er minute, maintaining at least 300 pounds pressure. If your spray outfit can measure up to Ibis capacity, a single gun and no more can be used to advantage. The use of spray guns on outfits too small for 'the purpose -ias lost many a grower all of his ipple profits in late, years because of imperfect results obtainable in scab and worm contiol. IS YOUR VOICE EFFICIENT WHEN YOV TELEPHONE 7 Most people desire to make their talk effective whether for business or social reasons. Some succeed in talking effectively and some do not. Where lies the difference? The best authorities say that the most effec lve speaking is that which conveys the meaning of the message with the least effort on the part of the hearer. What is true of direct speech is equally true and even more import ant in the case of speech transmitted by telephone. You are quickly appreciative of a person who speaks over the tele phone clearly and pleasantly, not too fast nor too slow, not too loud nor too soft, with h careful enunciation of each word and syllable, with the lips facing and not too far from the transmitter and in a well modulated voice. When you find such a person on the wire you listen with appreciation and .sympathy, as to a friend even though the voice is one you never heard before. It is needless to point out your reactions when the tele phone is not properly used. Perhaps you make bold to say "Speak into the transmitter," or "Don't talk so fast," or "Louder, please," or "please say tthat again." When everything Mse fails you say. or feel like say ing. "Write me about it or come and COMMUNITY see me." Perhaps more often you ' lose Interest and say "No, When yon are not quite sure What it is all about or say an unwilling '"Yes," Which you quickly decide means nothing and will be countermanded. You have never yet discovered any mechanism or human organisation that is perfect, and the telephone system sometimes fails. But if you stop lo think you realize that the telephone people are in the nature of things doing their best to please you and make the service as good as possible. You will also realize that over the same telephones and wire.-, one person is clearly understood and another is exasperat ingly incoherent. It follows that o uappreciate and are influenced by those who use the telephone coirect'y. Consequently, the intelegent self-interest of those who have occasion to use the tele phone makes it imperative that they regard not only the courtesies of tel ephone usage but the simple meas of making themselves easily under stood . Office at 23, 1923. y given that IHn.ia of Boardman, Ore., 19 IS, made Ilome- 0195S5, for NWV. NWV,, being Unit "E", Section 20, Township 4 North, Range 25 East, Willamette Meridian, has fil 'd notice of intention to make three year proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before C. G. 'Blayden, United States Commissioner, at Boardman. Oregon, on the 11th day of April, 1923. Claimant names as witnesses: C. H. Atteberry i S. Atteberry, Frank Otlo. W. A. Price, all of Boardman, Ore. J. W. DONNELLY. 4-9 Register. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Department of the Interior, IT. P. Land Office at The Dalles, Oregon. Feb. 13, 1923. Notice is her 'by given that Ernest Ar.ihio.se Brown of Boardman, Ore gon, who. on Aug. 3. 1917, made Homestead Entry No. 019118, for SWViNWV,, being Unit "0" Uma tilla Project, Section 11, Township 4 north, Bange 25 east. Willamette Meridian, has tiled notice of inten tion to make three year proof, to es tablish claim to the land above de scribed, before C. O. Blayden, I'ni ted States Commissioner, at Board man, Oregon, on the 26th day of March, 1923. Claimant names as witnesses: Ray L. Brown. Clen E. Brown, Walter Gordon Cohoon, Joseph T. Healey, all of Boardman, Ore. 3-7 J. W. CONNELLY, Register. The Best is none too good Try our Sherwin-Williams paints and varnis hes. There is none better. alse We have a complete line of Cedar Flume Stock Building Material Builders' Hardware Cement, Lime, Wood, Coal, Posts W. A. MURCIill Boardman, Oregon. iNMasiRjnMimT illtMIIIHIillllliillliiililtllllllllillll lltlUlllUHMtMltUatttHUaUtMUWh R. N. Stwnfleld, President Ralph A. Holte, Cashier Prank Sloan, 1st VicePreeidenl M II. l iog, .Mul l( e-l'resiilenl kink .of Stanficld Capital Stock and Surplus $37,500.00 Four Per Cent Interest Paid on Time Certificates of Deposit i '!'i:!!j:ni'l;!'li';!" nnei;;; wm iiiiiwi i'linic lii'iBunii !'!' iiiKiiipmii Tribut? to tne Apple. No other fruit is capable of so timet variety in service or presentation as is the apple, ill tile bands of a realty good housewife, an apple can be made to do duty for almost any course ot any meal. From the plain raw app.'e to that crowning masterpiece of all nppledom, the apple pie, there are more dishes de poimnes than have ever been cotmied. Think, for Instance. n fried apples with bacon, of Brown Betty, of baked apples stuffed with nuts, of apple and cabbage salad, ot spiced apples, and apple .telly, and fresh apple sauce with Ringer bread i-iid apples and cheese there's no end to the list. BULLETIN OP BOARDMAN CHURCH SERVICE Our Pride Sweet Milk Bread iBMtWIIIIII'IWM TRY A LOAF OF OUR SWEET MILK BREAD. IT'S DELICIOUS, Made with Pure Sweet Milk. ASK YOUR GROCER. Fclto Bakery & Confectionery Everything Thais Good in The Bakery Line Echo, Oregon I- Every Sunday Sunday school 10:30 a y Church Service 11:80 a TO, Christian hndeavor 7:30 p. m All are welcome J. I'". 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