till IX f t Ml M I M I M t Ml UTELLUM LyndoHa Oleon Edieor '22 Doris Heftley, Assistant Editor... Dorothy Boardman, Joke Editor '2:', I IRRiGON ITEMS I MMMMM I II II 1 1 II III III 1 1 1 IM?MMHI IHIIMIIttlt The I'dilors of the "IJtelluin" here by extend hearty greetings to all who nave thUfl far contributed to Its success. To our classmates, stu dents, teachers, all, we wish you a merry Christmas. We also :tond the season's greeting to the editor of the Board Wan Mirror, who has no faithfully published our column. May Iho new year lind us all gathered again with renewed energy and zeal to work for the best inter ests of our school and community. Let ea'h and every one do something worth while. The "1'lellum" will give the news. School Closes h'riihiy School will close for the holidays Friday, Dec, 22, and will resume work Wednesday, January lird. The leachers of Boardman school -will spend their vacation in various ways; Mrs. Hummel will go to Portland to visit a sister, Miss Mor com wil visit the parental home In Corvallis, Mlqs Powell and Mrs. Wat kins will sojourn at their home i in li'iigoii. Mr, Deo and Mr. and Mrs. Mulkey will probably remain most. hi the time in tJonrdwan, while Mrs.; Crowder will visti other iioinis. Old Santa ('lulls dii Santa Glaus must bei very noar if one may judge by see ret con claves and whispered consnliai ons around the school building. The lil tie tots, and some of the older ones, have it ail Qgured oul im Santa Will hd ve but little il illicull v in com ing down I he school house ehimnev on acount of its large size. At any rale where there is so much doubt, uncertainty, and mystery something Is bound to happen. Santa Glaus will surely come and may no walch ( r looh In va in. Members of I tie f rcHhnieii-snpho more Ihigllsb class are writing up characters from "The Merchant of Venice." Uy frequent inspection of Iho authors study of Iho characters': Mac had increased his vocabulary, and James had followed the authors r,otes but briefly. When Mrs. Crow dor Inquired why his paper was not like Mac's, he replied thai he did not know how to pronounce ilie words, At a recent meeting of the school board it was decided to install some much needed play ground apparatus. As il Is desirable to procure some thing of a permanent character, il was thought belter to make a be-! ginning at this time, adding more each year until Hoardman will have cue of the best equipped play ) rounds In Oregon. The prlmai'N is keeping its good record by the attendance coining HP lo about Inn per cent, which is ver commendable when Die woalhet' is in cold for the little mis. The third and fourth grades have Unbilled their border of Santas and trees, also, bae decorated their room ii ii bells, reaths and it Christmas tree. A short program will he given in their loom of Christinas pieces, songs, and a short play. One thine that seemed ro be motj Interesting to ail the students In the school was the fact that the cirls in Hie noising class have bee i mi., I. ing candy this last week. Fud .e i.iarsb'uaib.w s. p. until In n le ami every kind that would lasio good on Christ mas dav was lunud out on platters. The new suits for the basketball lioya arrived and look quite natty With I he school colors of crimson and grav Most of the uono for these suits was advanced b Mr Mulkey, am! the student both plans to pav out by giving a play some time In January. Holly and poinsetta, also mo i mistletoe, are an added atlr.ici o.i to the high school room Misileto,.; hangs over one of I he desks, ami everyone has taken their turn sit ling I lu re, ev en Mrs Crow tier but to no avail. Miss Powell, teacher of the fifth and sixth grades, attended the state teachers' examination at Ileppner Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.; Mrs. Stewart served as substitute: (luring this lime. I' rant Mosetiger. who graduated year, is spending the vacation here with relatives and friends. Mr. Mes senger Is attending the O. A C. Ibis year. Sophomore evs The sophomore English cla.ss was entertained by Mr. Crowder, who talked to them on lii.erni.ure. His talk was very inter win? and was well liked. In his talk he read and compared two sketches. Ife a. so started an eulogy by Grayson, which he did not have time "') fin ish but because it was .interest a m . (lie students asked Mrs. Crowder lo finish il Tuesday, which she did. 't'he same class was entertained Tuesday by Mr. Mulkey, who told a story about Iho Invention of a wheelbarrow. After he had finished lii;: story he left the roDt i but soon returned and told the class to look out the window that the;' might, ree lite Irishman with his whee1 narrow. This irishman happened. to he Charles Barnes. Paul Hatch, who returned from 0. A. 0. for the holidays, visited school last Tuesday morning, and gave an interesting account of his e.p: i iences at the state college. Mr. Hatch is a graduate of the Hoardman high school. For Christinas, each one in the room purchased a small gift for one person, whose name he or she drew. The program consisted of :;ongj, recitations, and other exercises ap propriate for Christmas time. Marie Messenger was the first eighth grader lo commit Tenny son's "Bugle Hone" and Donald Klages was the first seventh grader to learn the memory work for this Dion t h. As there will be a community Christmas It and also one at the Church, the school has made no elaborate plans for I he occasion. The children ol each room will exchange presents and celebrate with a few appropriate exercises. Seventh and lOlgbtb (rmles Thyra H ck, Marie Mi ss. ng r. and Itachel Johnson helped Mrs. Crowder arrange the library last weeli. The third year have completed their N'atural Method Reader and are now ready lor the next book. The girls' cooking class spent their cooking period last week mak ing Christmas candy. Ted Albright has be n absent for two days on account of sickness. Jokes May in-- "What became of that anti-slang society that yon took so much Interest In a lew months ago'?'" Frances "Oh, It's on the consom me. The president got nutty and Imagined that she was (he only dent In the pun, so wo gave her Iho Willies ami the dinkey-dink associ ation shot the chutes." Mrs Crowder "Kdward, what a hv puerile?" Edward "A boy wnt comes t' school with a smile on his face." The following note was received by a New York teacher: "Kindly exculpate my son Moses from being one aggrlgale dav absent For why bis mother being sick, be had to sojourn in the bouse perpetual, so kindly apologv htm for not coming once day to school." Mrs Crowder lo Choi who was carrying a blackboard for her: "Is that the kind that sits by itself?" It Kit t'HOSS lKI K KM I. SHOItT oi KXPKCT.XTIONS The Red Cross drive in Hoardman did not prove as successful as had been hoped Hut little more than half the amount expected was do nated. The largest single amount turned In was that of Mrs. Stewart lonslsting ol eleven dollars. Of this amount six wore single subscrip tions while the remainder was live dollars donated by the Ladles Aux iliary. Word received from Mrs Cochran, head ol the Ii. C. of Mor row county, states that county court has provided for an appropriation of $1000 to help retain the county nurse. Our allotment of the Christmas seals have all been sold.. Each of the grade rooms disposed of two hundred, the high school one nun' dred and Mrs Root one hundred, making a total of one thousand The Farm Bureau progressive five hundred party Saturday evening proved a big success. Everybody had a great time. M. F. Caldwell won the highest honors and W. G. Corey i he consolation prize. The Ladies society raffled off three quilts at the close of the games which helped to make the evening more entertaining. Miss Snow McCoy, Milton Stradtr and Mrs. M. F. Wadsworth were holders of the lucky numbers. A nice dance followed the games and held out until early morning hour. Several copies of the Western America, a new weekly publication published at Portland, Oregon, made Iheir appearance in Irrlgon this j weak. It's a real paper, American, and growing at a rapid rate. We be lieve it will not be long before ii will be a dally. If you want the real truth and nothing but the truth,! here Is your chance to patronize a paper coming wil bin all these requirements. The Farm Bureau car of corn is delayed somewhere on the C. M. & St. P. east of Spokane, Wash., not having passed that point up to the evening of the 19th. Tracers have been put out and it is hoped the car will be picked up and moved through in preference, as everybody is out of feed. A good deal of sickness in the community during the past week or i wo. Nothing very serious, but bad enough to confine people to their hoiiies. Mr. and Mrs. Rand, and Ba tie, Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Graybeal and a number of others have bad colds and la grippe. Chas. Dempsey has taken a con tract to move the Wyckoff building located near the Wadsworth store over on the farm of W. R. Walpole west of Mr. Allen's place. He is get ting it ready on skids with hopes of making the move before the ground i haws out. Boardman Paragraphs News again reached us that the Mr. and Mrs. Glasgow and Gent Pendleton people have scheduled pro- via and Mrs. Eggleston motored to test meeting to the re-opening of the 1 Umatilla Tuesday evening to attend the Eastern Star lodge installation of officers. Wallula-Umatllla cut-off In Wash ington, I). C. January 3rd. Our peo ple promise lo have a representation there lo oppose any such move. We are for all the .or! hwest, Oregon and Pacific John Beavert accompanied his wife to the hospital in Portland Wednesday. Airs. Beaver! has noi been feeling well for some time. The week-end will be filled wiili doings. A surprise party is scheduled for Thursday evening. Friday the school wil give their program at the school house and the Sunday school noon Saturday evening af the church. There will be a Christmas free at both these doings. Frank Beavert and wife spent the week-end with his brother John, re luming to Stanfield Sunday after- Guy Bcnefiel went on business Tuesday. to Pendleton iRRieon sefiOGC neius A visiting team is somewhat handi capped by the slippery floor which lone has. They have a splendid ma ple floor which is the only one of its kind in the country. The local A glance at the calendar reminds us that Christmas Is only six days off and we turn our attention? to Christmas. Christmas morning will lind many little heads busy over maW toys; pretty, colored toys that play an important pari but last only a short time, Christmas trees, candy and playthings, and a Santa Claus, too, I hat's Chi The joy they the spirit of t boys report thai this is the cleanest team they have ever played against and they especially appreciated the fine entertainment which they re in the fact that to give than 10 munitj will hav 1st mas to the children, ccived in lone get from it deepens day; adds realism j il is more blessed receive. The com a real opportunity to have ihe spirit of Christmas re-1 i llected in the two programs which they will have the good fortune to hear. Parents will have the pleasure on Friday night to hear the chil li i 'ti in dialogues, pantomines, songs and drills, in the program which the school will present In their audito rium that evening. The church Is also preparing lor a good entertain ment and Christmas tree on Satur day evening. The basketball games with lone and Ileppner were BOl as successful as the game with Boardman a week ago. lone defeated the local boys by running up a score of 28-6. Saturday evening's gatme wilh Ileppner re sulted in a score of 29-6. lone re pOTtl thai the local team played as good a game as any other team which they have met on their home Moor. The school recently received a her of hooks from the state li brary which they will use in con nection with their regular English work. These loans which the library makes are very helpful. Among those absent from school this week were Ouida Hendrick, Ray Dempsey, Winifred Steward, Ethel Knight, Dove Knight, "Bill" Knight, and Frieda Seaman. Miss Carrie Shells, teacher in the grades, was called to Portland Fri day night by the sad news that her grandfather had passed away in Portland, alter a short illness. She returned home Monday morning. Earl Steward entertained a num ber of the young people at bis home on Saturday evening. On account of the cold, disagreeable weather sovJt were not able to attend but all who were present reported a fine lime. J. C. Ballenger war, in Portland fevr days this wieek. Stanley Hatch was a pasfsen?er to Heppner Tuesday Trill be there and 'nave candy and nuta for all present, 3oth tattooes Will run free of charge Mrs. H. H, Weston is suffering from a sprained ankle. Paul Hatch is home from 0. A. C. to spend the holidays. S. H. Boardman was In Portland for a few days this week. Mr. and Mrs. M. L. Morgan were shoppers in Hermiston Thursday. Chas. Latotirel of Hoppiier was on our streets a few days this week. Erritt Hummel left Saturday for Portland to spend the holidays with relatives. Don't forget the Community Christmas party given by the Amer ican Legion Auxiliary on Christmas night. Santa Claus sends word he T. V Dempsey was host last Sat urday night to his many friends at a dancing party at the Woodward farm. Vaughn Keyes returned the fore part of the week from Klickitat, Wash., where he had been for sev eral weeks. The American Legion wishes to announce that a charge of 25c will bo made for spectators at its Christ mas dance. . Miss Powell is in Heppner this week taking the teachers' examina tion.. Mrs. Stewart is substituting for Miss Powell. The Lagrippe has been making the rounds the past ten days. The latest victims are: Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Goodwin and Ralph and Junior Davis. a Holiday Greetings from The Quality Store of Portland, Oregon CdSl .ESTABLISHED '-JL' 1057 gna The Quality Store mgm OF PORTLAND. OREGON FIFTH. SIXTH. MOOWISOH. ALOER STS BBBBBBBfl BSBuES i m MB" Cement, Wood CoaS unaers Hardware Building; Material W. A. Murchie f Boardman, Oregon. iijiiiiiiiiirariiiri'iiiWiiH, . i mam mmmmmmmmmmmssk U.S.Tiresc ii 1 Pi 1 z II es SERVICE CAB A N Y TIME ANY WHERE en on DUnii IN GARAGE & y vi Ulilt' M. L. Morgan. 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