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Hlocal f?
Just whistle for Whistle.
Prink western Brew; it's good
To" vou.
Bd Miles spent Monday in Board
man. 4
Parent Teachers' Association will
meet May 2nd.
Wm. Finnell is on the sick list
the past few days.
W. H. Stewart made a business
trip to Portland Friday.
Mrs. P. Siscell of Hermiston spent
the week-end as guest of Mrs. Bal
lenger. Rev. Amos of Portland will con
duct services at the church Satur
day and Sunday.
Get a new umpire. Throw him
outj Clean him, etc., etc. Um
pires should be prize fighters.
Mr. and Mrs. Andrews and Mr.
and Mrs. W. A. Merchie spent Sun
day at the home of J. C. Ballenger.
Miss Helen Cowgill, Home Eco
nomics Instructor of O. A. C, will
lecture at the school on the after
noon of May 2nd. All parents are
urged to be present.
Mrs. Klitz has returned from
Pendleton where she underwent an
operation. She is much improved
and her friends expect to see her
about in the very near, future.
4- -
Royal Rand.s took the count of
three strikes and out at the heels
of a horse Monday. The appear
ance of his nose would indicate that
he was entitled to a walk but you
know umpires of today make some j
queer decisions.
I
The Busy Gleaners met at the :
home of Mrs. Crawford last week.
Those present were Mesdames
Wicklander, Dillabaugh, Mulkey,
Ray Brown and Hendricks. All la
dies of the grange and their friends
are invited to meet with them at
the home of Mrs. Wicklander on
the second Wednesday in May.
Don't miss the Hard Times jollifi
cation tonight at Umatilla.
THE OTHER WOMAN
IS ALWAYS THE
FATTER , OF COUR.SF..
J i
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Don't miss the Hard Times jollifi
cation tonight at Umatilla.
TO LEASE 50 acres finest soil un
der Umatilla West Extension, un
improved. Has government water
in abundance. Will lease for a
j term of years. Geo. C. Howard,
owner, 1115 N. W. Bank Bldg.,
Portland. Oregon.
Cull For Wfsf Extension Irri
gation Warrant
All warrants registered up to April
20, 1921, call for payment on May 10th
at county treasurer's oftice. Interest
stops on May 10th.
T. ,T. Humphreys,
11 2t
county Treasurer,
TICLHIMION K I1 UK TORY.
We print, below the telephone
directory of Boardman and vi
einity with the number of the
phone and the different rings for
each subscriber. This list will
be changed each week or as fre
quently as any changes or ad
ditions ate made.
FOR SALE-Thorobred Golden Cam
pi na eggs. $:t and $5 per setting. J.
R, Jordon, Echo, R. F. D. fiStfp
I SMI
H. H. WESTON
Boardman, Ore.
HANDLES
LAND
: Improved
E Unimproved
For further information ask
my neighbors.
Id:
27
18
1512
16
252
11
12
518
185
72
1515
515
512
22
152
22
522
13
2:i
82
5155
712
515
182
172
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715
155
75
25
2C7
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Boardman Garage,
Boardman Tr ading Co.,
Drown, Glen,
Ballenger, J. C,
Brown, Ray,
Boardman, Sam,
Merger, Ira, -
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Cramer, Earl
Cramer, Frank -
Columbia Trading Co.
Cohoon, Walter
D
Dillabough, Chas
Dillon, Chas.
G
Gilbertb, W. H.
H
Hango, Chas. Q ij
Hatch, Win. -K
King, W. O
L
Larson, Arthur
Lumber Yard
M
Messr.e-p
Meffurd, George
M ffoid, Wm.
Miller, Tom
Mitehhll, R. C.
Mulkey, E. K. - - - -O
Olsou, O. B.
P
Partlow, A. C
Partlow, Frank
Partlow, John
Partlow, Paul
R
Runnier, Dan
Rands, Royal
S
Skoubo, Adolph
Skoubo, I,
W
Weston, B. II
Warner, O If.
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BOARDMAN UTELLEH
VOL. I.
BOARDMAN HIGH SCHOOL, BOA RDM A N. OHIO., APIilL 29. 1921
NO. 9
Boardman Uteilem
edited by Boardman High
School.
The Seven Slaves ot Man.
All the world s a stage,
And all the men and Women merely
players;
They have their exits and their en
trances; And one man in his time plays
many parts,
His act being seven ages. At first
the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's
arms.
Then the whining school boy, with
his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping
like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then
the lover,
Sighing like a furnace with a woeful
ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then
a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded
like the paid,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick
in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And
then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon
lin'd,
With eyes severe and beard of for
mal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern in
stances; And so he plays his part. The sixth
age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd panta
loon, With spectacles on nose and pouch
on side,
His youthful hose, well sav'd, a
world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big
manly voice,.
Turning again toward childish
treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last
scene of all
That ends this strange eventful his
tory, In second childishness and mere
obi ivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste,
sans everything.
Shakespeare.
is the
levous ;
girls
is al-
The first stage of man Is the In
fant, reaching for everything he
seeB and pulling everything he gets
In his mouth, and crying if you
take them away from him . He Is
always trying to climb on some- 1
thing. He likes to throw his play- 1
things on the floor so (hat someone
will have to pick (hem up and he i
can throw them down again.
The second stage uf man
schoolboy. Ho is a mlsc!
chap who likes to tease th
with bugs and lizards. lie
was nungry. The llrsl thing he
thinks of when he comes home from
school is something to eat. if you
have something particularly nice
hid away for your self he is sure to
find it. Ho hears all the secrets I
the big sister tells her friends and I
does not hesitate to tell the other!
hoys.
The third stage of man is the
lover. He has a disgusting habit of
blushing whenever his lady love's
name is mentioned. He is very par
ticular about his clothes. He al
ways wears a tie and his hair is
combed to perfection. His one am
bition is 10 have a car or a friend
who has one. He does not like to
work because She might come bj
and see him. If he does not have
money to keep her supplied with ;
candy and (lowers, and to take her
to shows and dances he is very blue.
The fourth stage is the young
business man. He is married and
has a little home he is working to
pay for. He is beginning to sober
down and find what business really j
is. He feels a great deal of re-I
sponsibilit y and lakes il very seri-I
ously. lie is working to buy a car
and has no time for the social wel
fare of the community.
The tifili stage is the middle-aged 1
business man. He has reached a
high point In the business world
and is able to sit and watch his
bank account grow and dream of
the time when he and his family
may quit work and ma have the
I pleasures they have missed in the
1 years of toil.
The sixth stage is (he gentleman
of leisure. He has reached (lie
height h of his ambition His work
ing days are over and he has time
lo think of other things. His chil
dren are happilv married and he
and his wife may travel and do the
things they have always wanted to
db and never bad time. One of the
first things is to visit his old home
The seventh stage of man is his
second childhood, He is an old,
grey-haired man. His principal
amusement is to tell his grand
children of the things that hap
pened when he was a child, and (o
wish for the good old days.
Ethel iiroyles, '23.
Belle's Father: "You love my
daughter?"
Lauren: "Love her!" he ex
claimed passionately, "Why I would
die for her. For one soft glance
from those sweet eyes I would hurl
myself from yonder cliff and perish
a bruised mass upon the rocks
200 feet below!"
the old man shook his head.
"I'm something of a liar myself,"
be said, "and one is enough for a
small family like mine."
Paul: "Money talks, I tell you."
Roj : "Yes, but it never gives
itself away."
Odessa: "The man 1 marry must
be a hero."
Leroy: "He will be."
Paul: "Wilma, aren't you cold
wilh the kilt?"
Wilma (shivering): "No, but I'm
nigh kilt with the cold."
Lauren: "There seems to be no
question thai divides public opinion
more than annexation. Are you in
favor of it?"
Belle: "It is rather sudden, but
if you're willing, I am."
The Japanese address letters the
reverse of what we do, writing the
country In si. the stale or province
next, then the city, the street and
number, and the name last of all.
By different nations every day in
the week is set apart for worship.
Sunday by the Christians, Monday
bj I lie Creeks, Tuesday by the Per
sians. Wednesday by the Assyrians,
Thursdaj by the Egyptians, Friday
by the Turks, and Saturday by the
Jews.
The oldet;! school in the world is
at l'ekin. It is called the "School
tor tin- suns of the Empire,'1
( in inns Advertisements,
"Annual sale now on. Don't go
elsewhere tO be cheated come in
here! "
'Wanted A boy 10 be partly out
alde ami partly behind the counter."
"For Sale A piano, the property
Of a musician with carved legs."
''Bulldog for sale; will eat any
thing; vers fond of children."
Thank You.
The play caste and Miss Runner
wish to lake ibis opportunity lo
thank those kind friends of Hoard
man who so generously supplied our
needs in stage properties and cos
tumes, and made possible the suc
cessful production of the play. The
Ballengers and the (iorhams merit,
special mention,
kg
High School Auditorium
BOARDMAN
SAT., APRIL 30
Given by High School Base Ball
Team
MUSIC BY BOARUMAN URCHhSTRA
Supper Served at 10:30 P. M.
IjN flw : Admission $1.10 Including War Tax