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About The daily morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1883-1899 | View Entire Issue (April 23, 1896)
. - - ' -v-. v;--vv.Aw.....7r,.'L;.v:',v ' - -r-rrrr: r- -.r.-i..;-v.t. ;.. ..r.;.--:. , ...... S.'...4C:L. ' ",""""J" , v. - TI1K DAILY ASTORIAX. A.MiMtu TIUKSlUV MORN'Ml, Aflfffi Hi!. lftlliC f An 1 ? ;. i -! " r i ; V ( . ! 1: ' 1 i : is if; JOHN T. LIGHTER. Editor. Tcliphun No. in. IbMMk OH t.CnM.KIt'lHM lau.t. Sent by mill, per year Bent by mail per month Served by carrier, per week . .60 . .10 for protection like the llapt 1st lo for the doctrine of Immersion -and cvcr.vbody knows It. There is no room for doubt, nor will there be any occasion for discus sion on Ihnt Issue Th. only o.ucstlon of concern In the minds of the Intelligent people of the country In whether the party will declare iinc,uivo.-all- for pound money at St. IaiuIs. That, there fore, la the main Iwuo, and. In tact, the only issue, that will cut any lliiutv In the next presidential election. Bent WEEKLY, by mall per year, tl In advanoe Postage free, to subscribers. All communication intended for publl cation ihould be directed to the editor Business communications of ail kind aad remittance must b addressed to 1U Asiorlan. The Astorian guaranteca to Ita sub acribera th Largest circulation of any aewspaper published on the Columbia rtver. Advertising rate can be had on arpil- Ihe unanimity with whl.-h the heavy appropriation bill providing for coast de fense was supported In the lower house of congrrs la significant of the Mrong American sentiment In that body. While the acrimony that ilii.ri.terUcd the re cent controversies over Veneiuela has ! gradually given place to n sentiment ta- I favorable to at Miration as a means of j Milling disputes between the Kngllsh- six-nking nations. It has at the same lime i lmpres."ed the people with the Impor- tance of building a strong navy adequate to maintain the dignity and protect the ' commerce of the greatest republic on ' earth. While the national pride calls j for a ureal navy, congrvi ha awakened , a Hon to til business manager. Th Weekly Astorian, the second oldest1 ' fact that a navy without imptvg- , weekly In th slate of Oregon, ha, nextj "a"' t defers.- wo.il-l N- powerless . to tha Portland Oregonlan. the largest 10 l"vdevt the country from Invasion by , weekly circulation In tha state. I hostile armies or to prevent the desiruc- j Jno. F. Handley A Co. are. our Tort-' ,,on r bllllona of dollar1 worth of prop- , land agents, and copies of the Astcrian, rty ,n "r aC4at cities. The plan can be bad every morning at their stand.! defend our coasts and staport cltle , C4 Third streeX j b' He,l ha b.en pronouncl by .xiwrts i (o be Impracticable. It would Involve nn j expenso of many liur.dr.-J million dollars. : j To do e(T.-.-tlve and aggressive work the '. navy must not be fettered to any of our , j cities. While the present policy of build- i ing up the navy should be continued. It , must not be done at the expense of our defenseless shores, along which are stretched the richest cities of the tvpub- it lleorav II. Uelil. of lin.-hesier. hss una of the most interesting ii'iinUimiil - eul lections in tim romiiiy. and his roil I. i liin t aaii-rs'' la . ...., i,,llv .,,,.,.1 intriitalc value iwliiii nearlv t twt Tin collection iiI.ii coui.ilnx ma'iy xaluali seciuien of cohilnehial mid lali reney. v. a tninht tell vou n.nr Klrf.ni ivma annul rough Cure, but von i.r..l..l,l .i.-w umi ii eurra a coush. h .,ir. .m uoes wno naa used It. It la a perfect it"KMV i or cotimis. CO da. liosianli.s. is an especial favorlts fur eliil.lran. I... Ing pleasant to aK and nulck In e.nlna .-. i . v i a. airr. t'r in.m beak l on i ..m i. ,, inerv was ll ..,! Oeil of Irulll III the lie., .vii-, I.OMBS srrnu.l. tikluv l iinisonncilH-es: cpe la 11 V when ha a i ll was Ullmsa Ii e foe anc .if n I i.'ii ..in ii th.i ,n,i wo,, ,i ,.,,, . v...ik.,r. e-i . icman. Hums are. abaci ...... ..iicn nasei naiv la iiiomiitlr api'lle.1. This statement I trua, A pr . ivniniy i.r ssiii maeases. chapped hands and Hps, and never falls to eur rues, v naa, itnaer. 'You can't make :i iii.m k. y of We are unalterably opposed to any acheme that will give to this country a depreciated or debased currency. We fa Tor tb use of silver as currency, but to tha extent only and under such restric tions tbat Ita parity with gold can be maintained. Wisconsin Republican convention. rou are discharged Thave no use for any one that has not sense enough to chew Jl Kl.VLET EXPLICIT AGAINST FREE COINAGE OF SILVER. The political enemies of Major McKJn lry reckoned without the complete record f his speeches on the currency question when they cited against him a solitary speech apparently but not actually In favor of the two standards. A man Is never to b; judged by what he said on a single circumscribed occa sion on subject frequently discarded, aya the Chicago Tunes-Herald, nor by single speech taken exclusively In con nection with past conditions of the sub ject matter. Not a word can be found In Major McKinley s utterances In favor f sending the Vnittd Stat.-s to a silver currency basis not one. The real scope of the baleful effects of anlimltcd ccliuge of silver was not per- . celved until ISC Speaking that year. September U. at the Acederay of Music. Philadelphia, oa "The Issues of the Tune," Major McKlnley said: "My fellow tftlseru, there Is one thing ' which this country cannot afford to trine ' with, and that la its currency, its meas ure of value, the money which naases among Uie people In return for their labor and the products of their toll or of their sand. There is no contrivance so suc cessful In cheating labor and the poor people of the country as unstable, worth tan and easily counterfeited currency." i Ob the proposal that we should go back to state banks. Major McKlnley said: "It - ifctnltely more harmful than the irre :. deenaek) greeeback In unlimited vol ; 'am" He added: tt would be a thousand times more hurtful, more de- Struct! v to business and trade than the free and unlimited -oinasre of silver, bad J as that would be." in the same speech, sp-aking of the lie, with fabulous wealth exposed to the danger of spoliation from bombardment by foreign powers. While our great , coast cities are practically unprotected, European countries are establishing and ' maintaining a vast system of ,'ortiiica- tlons. The sum of lll.3M.ttl which is : appropriated by the bouse, is a trilling j amount compared to the enormous ex- j penditures of the British government for this purpose. The Tnlied States desires peace with all the world. To maintain It the navy should relnfor.-ed by coast defenses adequate for our protection against foreign foes. PLHJS ' rtclalmed Hie man, lilarlng ferociously. "IVnihtlcs you prrter In make n hog of ir-u, leli.llu.l tile Miuiihi, wllh , e I'Muein ,if .j ,...,..i.,i, were cieariy tnuae to which nolhliia but a .n.w.i,-,i mniey car could k'lve rlw to. - .-iron irinuiie. Children Cry for Pitchers Castorla, Teacher What Is lavl.lcrm. T nl - I (urm know, teacher '"-.. jminn e j.ihnnl.- ii'm i.... ...,wn rariieia -I levelalul rialn I Viler. lliisy people hsv no lime, and sensible pe..pl have no Inclination to us a alow remedy. On klinute Cough Cur arts promptly and slvsa uantun.-ni l.m.s.. Chas. K.rs. "Heteen you and me." i 1.1 llu. . .ill. cal young man, -since llie.e lull,, ailil. lie events In Oreeee, Wllh the sll..wm the natives dln't make, 1 am iHwInultig to ha.e a niiicl.in that limner .. ileal of press agent "- ln.li,in..ila Journal. Tile largest piece of (loop Tobacco ever sold for 10 cents. TARIFF. NOT MONET. A Republican Thinks this Will He the Coming Issue. April Astoria. Editor Astorian: After the election of lh-Mident Cleve land and the reversal of the Uepuhlican policy of protection, hard times followed, and it became apparent to the pn-Mdent, and some of his political associates, that, unless the Republicans could be drawn away from the tariff question In the coming campaign, the Democratic party would he distanced in the race. The president and his associat.'S, therefore, wisely Inaugurated an agitation of the money question, and wtth such success have their endeavors been met that they have succeeded In inducing many of the leading Republican papers throughout the land to discuss the money question to the entire exclusion of the tariff question. Now the tariff question Is the real Issue between the Republican and the Demo cratic parties, and Is the one upon which the Republican party can succeed without aount. ir tt win but stand firm In advo cacy of Its tariff principles. This Is demonstrated, by the mamer in which McKlnley is being borne forward tow ards the White House. It cannot be said that his popularity Is due to his po-i:lon on the money question: nor to the sun- advocates of payment of the ;reenbacks ! port of tne politicians. for they are In bonds. Major McKlnley said- "Routed aa,n" nlm: out "wnuse he Is the Ideal frvl . , Z ... u 1 Kouted , representative of the Idea of protective from ihat position by the sober sense of j tariff. It Is upon that principle that all the country, they became the advocates Republicans, and very many former D ni ce rats, ran iintr nnH hv .n nin .i..... a president in accord with tlielr views. "Uut." siy some of oi:r Renulill.an tor" the city charter to vent bis spite up on the water commission lecaus- they would not comply with his demands. No i man should be nominated, or elected, : who will or has used his offl.-e to pass laws to construct streets at the public J expense for the benefit of himself nnd friends. No man should be nominated w ho will or has squandered, the city ' funds to elect himself for office to pass "sea gull Kills." etc. If ruch run i.re i nominated the people will not elect th-m . CIMTIX. I AN APPRECIATIVE 81'nSCniR'CR. Astoria. Or , April Jl, IK. To the Editor: I have enjoyed the little poems you give ns of late so much that I venture to send these herein enclosed for your use if your judgment approves If not, I shall not feel hurt. There are still some who know that life is something more than the seltlsn strug gle for material tblntrs. and who believe I In the cultivation of the beautiful and altruistic, as well as the utilliailan and egotistic: and they feW positive pleasure In- rinding sympathy with thefr deepest convictions and finest taste. To- such these glimpses of the higher life, nmld the "maddening max. of j thmjrs" are a.f "cold water to a tbtrsly i souL" MRS. W. W. .ARKt:a ! Krau Cocma Hiiiar, widow of the great -omp..er, I cautlng much -.-m-nient by her growing n-c nrt -Ith-s Mic recently cimp.vs.-d il- ioema In bonor f her son Sleirf n. d's IWe .lor i'n Slritfrted" birthday -h.- gave a reecptlon. icti'l after the guests had .is.-mt'k d she c.tlle.l In the .K and had her five poxms recite,! and sung for their t n. nt. CIIII.PlfEN' WHO ST'VFUIt. Frm scrofuliwis, akin or scalp dlesssis. ouirnt to t-e given Pr. n ree a ilklen M.-dlcal Plscorery, for purifying the Morel. Fur rhlHrvn who are puny, pale, or wruk. the "Discovery" Is a tenle which builds up both fl sii and strength. Wh it Is said of It for -hfldren, npplles equally to ndulta As in i-ietliin, re sturitlve tonic. It s.-ts it work all the prm.-sses of .nirestloT ntul nutrtih-n rous.-s every organ Into natural action, and Slings bac health anil strength. In recovering from "grippe-" or In ewn- vaies-ence rrom pneumonia, fevers, and other wasting dharases. It speedily and sun-ly lnvlirurnti-t- an I tsiilds up tha whole system. For all diseases er.used by a torpid Hver or impure blood, as ly;Kpln. Illhsua-n.-ss, lllotches, and Kr ip'sma, It gives most iW.rt sntl'STlrtlnn. Hfi KI.KV s AKN.Oa SALVE ah ine patent inr.llc nrs adverllar.t In ! mis paper, together wllh the choicest perfumery, and toilet articles etc . can be bought at the lowest prices at J W. Conn's drug alere. onuoalla i ,.... ,t.-i,tl Hotel. Astoria. I shall apply for a divorce lis Is treating me like a dog and he makes me work lit a horse" "Well. lien, you should make your comi.lalnt lo the Society for the Protection of Animals and nut to the courts." 1,'llluatrs d I oche. Dr. Price'! Cream llaklnf Powder Centslns im AM.sv.nl or A lam. Shade of the Period - "In your day, na I iiii.i.-rstan.l, tnern was no rlorioua leal n except In heith-. Mtiad of A'-hllles That Is sutlatlally correct iriey iii.t not ,iH rule fur app. n II -Ills men . ivtroll lTll.une, ROSS HIGGINS & CO -e . Oroccrs, : mul : Hutchcnt Aalsrla and I'ppsr Anuria i'ibs Tsss ssj t:.ies. rM ivu. . i.i.tiu. asl lr.t'Hl I mill. Vafsisbles, Sugar I vita' Itssii, llatiai. I k ChoUe Frrsh uj Salt MmH. HKHMM-R & IIOLMI-S. Illcicksirtlitliss, rlclal attention twld to taaiiiboat r iMtlring, flrsl-olaaa horseshoeing, etc LOGGING CAMP 0J0RK R SPECIALTY 17 (.Uiisy street, blwn Third and kud Fourth Asiorla. .sr. After (Deals I I'ltorKHKKlft ALAtUia i.iiiirncn, Or at any oilier llmr when ytit wlali a ipnui Piliat ask fr Ills well known, lissne-mailo, ham! ma.1", white lalxii rigar - t.r Hello Aaatot Iw " tuuw.lsl by all sinokera .i lw (lie hal plunr liiKlinfacliiro.1, w. v. sciin-i,i-, 7f IMintr Strut, aatorls. (Iresasj J. B. WYATT, I'hona Nn as Astoria, Orefsa Pure hlc-Kl means gsod health. De Wltt's Rarsapartlla purslsa Ihs Wood, curs Kruptlona. Krsma. "rtorula. and all diseases arising frem Impure blood. Chas. Rogers. "I'tn onto you. .ld man." said Ivt.-ctlve Kni. as the Iroimrd loa4 stealthily by. "Tou won t penw-rrate any more devil, menl without my knowing It; you're spotted nil right " - Richmond Dispatch. of a f the free and unlimited colna, dollar worth less than 10) rents.-' Tet there are journalists and politicians who profess ta think that Major MrKin fey never squarely declared himself In Ar of the gold standard and ugainst unlimited coinage of sliver! The writer of the communication signed Gold" is clearly not as wvll informed ca the political sentiment of the coun try as be ought to be. He thinks the tariff question Is to be the lending Issue between the Republican and Democratic parties during the coming campaign, ana says the money issue Is an Invention of the president and his associates to throw dust In the eyes of Republicans and de feat a return of the country to the bene fits of a protective tariff. He never made a greater mistake in his life If he could but spend a few minutes dally In the Astorian office reading the edi torial opinions of the leading Republican papers of the country he mlsht learn that if It is true that President Cleve land and his counsellors are responsible for the money Issue they have thrown the most destructive boomerang and menus. tne morwy question Is the greatest Issue now before the ople." If they would assert that It Is the gravest Issue now before the people. I would agree with them. The ravlty of the Issue, however, arises from the fact that said Journals are assisting In mlsl-adlng their party as to the real Issue between it and the Democratic party, nnd are urging upon It Issues which with the set tlement of the tariff question win settle themselves. When one sees a Republican paper Ig noring the tariff question and declaring that "the money question is the greatest Issue since the civil war." It Is fair to say that Its editor has been misled, or that he has some hidden motive, and Is not working for the success of Ms party. It Is apparent that certain Republicans In this state are desirous of supporting an Independent candidate for congress In this congressional district, avowedly for i the purpose of defeating Hon. W. R. Ellis, the popular Republican candidate, because he is a free silver advocate. I wonder If those individuals realize how hard a run they will make for Hon. Thos. j ll. Tongue in the First District by their actions. The attempt of the untl-iree sil I ver people to defeat Ellis, will result In i the free silver people knifing Tongue. I Imagine I hear them sharpening their Knives at this time. By the way, lsn' AN" OUSTACI.K WHICH IS EASILY SfBMor.NTED. Tnera are, no doubt. insurm4.intabk obstacles. Hut tnnt barrier to the enjoy ment of health, chronic :ons:liiarfiin. Is not among them. Ami this for the ren son that there Is a thorourh. pr mvt. and non-eriplng medicinal i;g.-m. Hos tetter's Stomacoi Hitters, adapted to Its relief, as well ns to the rmov.U of those btlisaja and dyseptlc symptom which accompany it. Violent punra'lves. wheth er mineral or vegetable, weaken the bowels ami disorder the stomach. The Hltuprs. on the contrary, strengthens and resrjlates them Both. M.sreover. ft tran qulllsps the nervous system, nnd Is a cure for and medicinal safeguard against kli.'hey and makiriai complaints. It Is a most genial and effective tonic, ocnt r acts the Infirmities of awe and promotes convalescence. Sleep and aptartite are both benefitted by Its use. It Is a stand ard remedy endorsed by the estire me dical fraternity: I t'he t-i salve in the world foi Oila i 'In.,.. .s.,rr I'l.-e's. .Halt Ithesm, Ire- S..rs T. t:er '"hipued Hands, ',hiains c.ti . nnd All Skin Krup tbn.. and p.-sitiveiy run Piles, or no in. required !t Is gu.iratKoei to give !-rf -e satisf i. ti,,i, ,,r m iney refunded Price ? ivr:i i-r tx. Fur s!e b na nogee, maj i-i,,w- hulldlng It's Just as easy to try On Mlnuta Coogh Cur as anything ehas. It's easier ta cur a sever cough or cold with It. Let your next parrhaae fee a cough be One Mlnut Couch Cur. Heller msdl rm: better rssutr: better try It. Chaa. Reg era IMd you say that Mr. owed his financial success nj bis own still power?" "t. no: to his mu le's will imwer ll left everything ; Marks. -D.-ir.ilt r ree i'rvM Innl wore, Ship ChniKllcry, ( roetjr.OH, 1 Yov.h.oiih, I "AINTM ami OII.M. special AIMalloa Paid la pplying Skips. A. V. ALLICN, DIAltR IN rovrrlM, Flour, Fred, Provision, Ff tills VrieUhles, Cnukery, GIjm and PUlr J Vre. I offer' Supplier. (- Cass nJ Suaaow Win is Aafcxls. On Jill IN T. ATTDIIN K Y-AT'LA V. times, iipslalra, Asliutsa llulldltig ll. Kll.IV JANHON. FIIYrlU IAN AND hUlUlf.ON tifTIc ovsr (Msen's drug sinre, Hours, It In it a. m i I to ami 1 in I p. at. Mun days, IV In II. DIU O. II. I'MTRS), I'llTHK I N AND HUHUKDN. Hissi'lal atlsnlbin In diseases of wom en and surgery. Office ovsr lanaljr' slur Asi.arla rlph ii i'p t jAif TurrLfc. m. u, PIITnlClAN, rUlttlKtlN, AND it VOUCH KUH. tiffloe, Itwuns and , I'ytblan liulldina. Hours, I to It and I k t, Kealdvtira, U, (Vdar street. II T. CletNIVT, AmMNMT-AT-LAW, Conunssroaal Street. VV. at. UFures. . It. litaltk. uroncit A HMITH, ATTDHNBVsVAT-TAW, tJ Coi A little III. then a little pll. The II) ha gon, the pall has wen. DWltt's U' tie lUrly Hla-rs ar thellttis pills that cure great Ills. Oh. Rogsrs. "What I want," suiit the manager, "IS a genuine "Something realistic?" asked wrright. "Taw; but I don't theatrical novelty." .he play- -an t any rai pugilists, or real divorce lien.ln. s, or real live stock, or real sawmills In ft." The playwrltar looked wearily thoughtful, and after a paua-. Inquired: "How wouM It do to spring ome:hlng on the puliflc with raX sctan. In It?" Washington 8tar. It a Utile Mtranre that the i.rlnfli.nl el. committed the most egregious error I vorats of this inde)nd nt movement , f ang set of politicians In nil history. I are A- B,,sh Rnl J- It. Allx rt, of Salem. ' Instead of the money Issue Jlvidlng the - E. Br. Wood' of ''or" "" . , . " Democrats? Does any Republi-an be- Republlcan party it has absolutely cast lleve they, or either of them would voTe eff from the Democratic party at leaBt f"r a gold bug protectionist, as against one-third of Its total adherents, compris- i a fr'"e "ver free trader? If so, let him Ing the most Intelligent and best ele- I t!Z 1 tl"? ' ""i. "V"" '"cause each of the aforementioned gen ment of that party. On the other hand, j tlemen will vote for a Democrat on there Is every reason to belU-ve that the j i"r"A 11,1 f1- regardless of the number Republican paity will not, and cannot, ! of ,lm- be may vote for a gold bug Re- I '""-"" 'i' iiiuuin, in ine pres- mi-j jie ence r.r Kcn-ir, lose one single Ea.-tern Western electoral vote in the next presidential election, provided a straight ut sound money plank is adopted at the St. Louis convention. Bo far as the tariff Is concerned thre-fourths of the voters of the United ritates today, regardless of all prior political affilia tions, will refuse to vote for rny mnn ta the next campaign who Is not known to favor a protective tariff. Less than three years of actual experience under the Wilson bill has settled the tariff Is sue for the next quarter of a century; and It Is not the Democratic party that is seeking to mislead and iiefuddle the minds of Republican voters by Injecting the money question in the politics of the atlon, but rather tha Republicans who indiscreetly committed themselves to the liver craze when It raged a few months ago and are now seeking to find a way to creep back Into their local organU.itlons ly persuading their former associates that the money Issue Is not a proper subject for discussion In Republican meetings and conventions. If our es teemed correspondent will read the ar ticle from the Chicago Times-Herald on McKlnley, which we reproduce this morn ing, he will probably change his mind as to the reason for the enthusiasm shown all over the country In favor of McKlnley. The Republican party stands voters! between now and then. That Is an old Democratic trick In states having larg.; Republican majorities. JOLD. A HOI.'SKHOLD TREASURE. D. W. Fuller, of Cinajobirie. N. T., says thig he alwr.ys keeps Dr. King's New Dlrorvery in the hous-: and his fam ily has always found the very best re sult f'ilow Its u; that he would not, be wl'tmut It. if procurable. O. A. Dyko man, Drui.'t-It, f'a.:sk1ll, .V. Y., says th.it I)r. King's .NV Diw.-.v-ry Is und-iubte.il the b'jst c.-.-jgh remedy; that he has ul It In his family for eight years and tliat It fc.-s never failed to d.. ail that clairaed for It. why not try a r-mi Jy so ;ng tried and t-sted. Trlil but.tles free at Chas. P.uap.-ra' drug store. Regular mae 5oc. and tl. t.enml Thomas I'llnuhmn. of North arollna. who gained ns a commander of Confederate troop during the war, and was at one time a Tnlted States senator. Is 'in applicant for .nlmlsskin to the Confederate Holdlen' Home at Ral elth. He Is M y-rar of age . and is IHip- i.-ss ana witnout resoup-.s of any kind. Whm Baby was sick, we gave eerCaatoria. Whaa she wsa a Chial, aba crkal for Caatarla. Whaa abe became Vka she clsisx o Caatoriav WbaaabeL 3 Alma, ab g tthem Caatorla. 'Jne of lie m.wt m mtr Riswlans Pn I'arls today l-i rien.-rnl F.'ugene de Poko- J sr. Jle round a Roman swur-i w hen In the Caucasa-. last susimer. This An mounted baj.utlfully ami prvs.-nted to Trance, "tho country of great heroes. f great savann, of great writers, and great chnmijlons of linerty ,' Take a dase of Di-Wltfs Uttla Early Risers just for the good they will do you. There little i"is are good for In digestion, good for headache, good for liver comjlalnt. gcod for constipation. They are good. Chua. Rogues. Mrs. K.'lrjiln to .Saunders, a coin In of Joseph J.rr.-rsfin, and formerly a mrtuber of the t'alifonila Th.-.u it Slock Cum- l,jpany Irr San r ruiclseu, n lelirated her kii on ,.... i ma w.-r. nn,, puty.-l mo part ot ijreiehi In Jova-ph Jefferson's prodiP ilon of "lUp Van Winkle for sev eral s-eunons. Hist ress That to, see you List HAVR A CARB. The Seleetion of a Congressional Iti pre sen'atlve an Imortant Duty. To the Editor: The selection of two competent and honest men to represent the people ef Clatsop county In the next legislature Is one of the most Important duties of the voters of Clatsop county In the com ing clecUon. Care In the election of candidates by the Republican county con vention on the 2fcth must be used. And It should nominate only .ncn who will work for the Interests of the public. No man should tie nominated who Is a "chronic candidate for office," with or without pay, In order that he may con trol the patronage am "pickings" of the position to which he Is elected by the people. No man should be placed in young man who called night, Jane, staldi verv late. Jan It was me bro her, mum. "Hut, Jane, I have noticed thirty-seven different men In your company within the laat two years, and each oe. you said, was your brother." "Yms, mum, poor folks allers have large families, mum." New York Weekly. DID YOU EVER nomination who will manipulate or "doo- I Chas. Rogers' drug store. Try Electric Bitters as a remedy for your troubles? If not, get a bottle now ar.d get relief. This medicine has been found to be peculiarly ad.pied to the relief and cure of all female complaints exer'lng a wonderful direct Influence In giving strength and tone to the organs. If you have Loss of Airpetlte, Constipa tion, Headache. Fainting Spells, or are N-tvous. Sleepless, Kxcltahle, Melan choly or troubled with Dizzy Spells, Klec trlc Hitters Is the medicine you need. Health and Strength are guaranteed bv us use. iarge DOttles on v 60 ci Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. Tle late Congrtasman William II. Crajie, of Texas, eras one of the best 'iimslcal scholars ever sent lo congress. It is said that be, knew the "Iliad" and tu Oreek tragedtm almost by heart. FROM Nov I NTII. HPIUNU overcoats and winter wrepa will be In fashion. They can be dlerarded, tempor arily while traveling In the steam h-ated train or tne Chicago, Mllwauke- and Pt Paul Railway. For wind romfirl, for feted and for safely. no other line ran compare with inn great railway of the Want. A.f ENIGMATICAL II J 1.1. OF FAIM-1 For a dinner, earvad on the Dining cars ef the Chlrag Mllwauke and Hi la,d Railway, will oa sent t any ad.lr.-sa on receipt of a bwu-cent potage aivurp. Apply to Oeo M. HeafTord. li. n. ral Pas senger Agent. uHd CHy Hulldlng. Chi cago, Illinois., E. rltNEIU Kccclvcr. fJ AHTOKIA IIKN WOHKH Cavaalt St .Rial Jhaa, Asaari General Machinist i4 Boiler Maketr leal tm4 Marina FafleM. MUa Ml, Ste-aa-kaas n4 Canntry Wstk a 5r)y. CaMlngs All DanpM M4 M Otaw ea Sinn Iwiflta. John Fns .. I'reldsrlwia uprtntsndnl i- rot rice ITvsldon II. lTa. fUcrwary rintt nalhinal Hank. TWa.ur- r Few ilen Would Ask for a Finer Dinner "n tbas w erv We're trying la vary way lo mak tham h moat n- Joyahls) ki town. All the "gees) things' r tne awuon-cooked by stir lcwllant owok-la the moat deltiSou slyta. I'r- teol sorvlre. If yi invite a friend- t the Falacd Rrataurwnt tha plac la a surTlcient guar uitae tsal h will revive a so! anval. The Palace fastanrant 15 THERE? of m Transeontmental lOkitet-, Via Sjiokane ai t. rul. Via OtL'ii.Dt'Dvei and (huuLa or M. Paul. Pullman ana Tourtwt xieauers Fru ReolirHnu CK-lr Car RHVAt. Hnkincr Pnwrirr w wxe a m aa amS'SIMA V W V I Msrhest ot all In leavenlntrV Strength V. S. Oovernmeat Report What has become, of the ,-eal, old-fasia. loned buckwheat cake that tasted of tha buckwheat? If you want a sure relief for pains in the back, side, chest, or l.mDs, use an Allcock's Porous Plaster Bear in Mind -Not one of the host of counterfeits and imita- .' t;ons is ai food as the penuine. Qalrkly.Thoroagfcly, Furevar tJared. Four out of Ave who suffer nervousness, mental worry, attack of " the blue." are but paying the penalty of early eii-csscs. Vic tims, reclaim your manhood, regain your vigor. Don't despair. Hend for bik wllh explanation and proofs. Mailed (sealed) free. ER'E MEDICAL CO., Buffalo, N.Y. Astoria to San Francisco. Columbia, Thursduy. April 23. Htate of CaJIfornla, Tuesday, April 28. Columbia, Bunduy, May I. Htato of Callfornbi, Friday, May 8. Columbia. Wednesday, May II. Htate of California, Monday, May 18. Columbia, Haturduy, May 23 State ot CaJlornla, Thursday, May 28,. Astoria and Portlnd Steamers. K. It. Thompson Leaves Astocta at 7 p. m. daily, except Huiulay; leaves I'ort land at 7 a. m. dully, except Bunday; Hunday at 8 p. m. Lurllne Leaves Astoria at i:4C a. m. dully, excit Sunday; Hunday at 8 p. m. leaves I'ortland at H p. m., dally except Haturduy and Hunduy; Saturday at 10 p. m. For rates and general Information call n or address O. W. LOUN8HERRT, Agent. V. a HUIILBUHT, Qan. Pa AU PcrUana, Or. la there a man wllh hart o 4d. Thai from his family would wllhhol.l The coaifi.ru which they all uld find In astleles of Fl'ltrHTI'RK ot the right ainu. woum augsaii at tns staaon a nice Hldelward. Ki tension Table, or set or timing t halrs. Wa have tke largest and flwet Una .- shown In tha rltv amt at prices Ihat oaiinut fait lo plraae iu hhmi Duysr. HblLHOHN St SON. B. F. AliliEH & S0H Wall Psf. Aitlitt' Malarial. PaJaH. Out, tilati. tt. Japaoaas Mnliit. Rug utt Kooiboo (wodt Jft.a, Coninacr-cUsI Htreet. They Iack Life J. SI A. HOWLHT, ATTOHNKr AND OOUNDKLOIt at taw. t)fflc on Msooud tstrsst, Astoria, Ot. J. N. Ihdpa. Jtlchars) Nltoa rhner V. Itoipb. lMiI.1'11, NkXtN K'U'II. Arrt'KNicrM at uw. Portland, (rnin. Ie.li.la, and IT, llamllluii llulidut. AU leaal and cut teotlon busln.-e imimp-ly allaadrd to, tialma agwluss las governtiienl a spw dally. 1 HlKiirrt MKKTINilH. TICMI'I.K Ll'lKlK NO. 7. A. Viid A. M - llegulsr inniiiiunlcalloiui held hi Ih rlrat and third Tuceday svetilruj f each monlh il W laMINHIIKItrtT. W. M. K C. IIUl.DICN. Masantary. MIHCKLLANKoltM vf . C. CAHMKI.U I'KALKIt IN IUsAI. 1!H TA TK; Notary public. Tl ll.Uld trcet WHK.N IN ItUtTf JINIV-Call Ja r. llaralley A Co . IM Third treat, and get tha Iaily Aalorlan. Vlallora need ass) nilaw Ihalr morning paper while tkare. Lubrkaillif OILS Sll4ltV. 171 iM Fisrper Brokbcrs, sn AsrtiA, 1 Shi,. Chan Hariiwarti, I nn tt Sti'cl,. Coal, (rrict'fit'- .6 Phviiri!, .Flour Mill i'p..il, 1'itiiitH, ()U, VarninhsM, FairlHiik' SitlfH, , iVmrsi & WiiiilowH, Agricultural laipltmrntit Vp)i)H A VoilU'leH. Its rut auovi: imch ki. imius not m.pr.si:vr naa a wafer train on lha Chicago, Ml!- wa-aka and Hi. Paul ItaMway. No. arena ar vesilliuled. bsaler by t nd llgkted by eleclrlclty. Keen aleetx ar barth ha an electiM reading laniu. ta dining car sr th la In tha world. ml II cache are palnwa on wheala IHU great railway, eonnx-tlng as II na with all IranacoiillssMiinl lines at Bt. aul and Omaha, aaauri lu tli tarvsllrur nolle ih heal servlr known. Tiekets la Ih Chlragu. Mllwaake and Hi. Paul lt'illwey are on sale at all railroad tk-ket timiM l any Milni In th t'nlted Hiaiaa or Canada. For mapa, rolilar and elher Airmallan, atldrea. C J. Kl'DV, Oan.rwl Agvnl. W. CABKT. PortUad. fir. Trar. Pa and Tkt. Agent. Portland. Or. be There are twines sod to flshermsn on the Columbia river that stand In 1 ' the Sams ralatlotasdalp to Marshall Twin as a wwoden Image doea to th human belng-tbey lack strength-Ufa evenness sad laattag qualities. Don1 foul yourself Into lbs belief that other twines beslda Marshall's will do "just as well." They won't. They cannot. Snap A Kodak at any man mining out ot nnr star and you'll get a a portrait ol a man brimming nvar Willi pleasant thoughts, Much uuaJliy In the liquors wv hare to oiler are enough to PLEASE ANY MAN. Corne and Trq Them HUOIIEH A to. SEASIDE SAWMM. A complete slock of lumber on hand In the rough or dressed, flooring, rus tic, ceiling, and all kinds of finish; mouldings snd shingles; also bracket work dona to order. Tessas reasonable and prices at bed rook. All orders promptly attended to. Office and yard at mill. H. If. Iu. LOOAN. Pron'r. Seaside, Oregon. THE BOARD OF TRADE PBTKH DOURELL, Prop. ONLY THE FINEST LIQUORS. Car. Tnth snd Bond 5trts. A TWISTER. A twlstsr la twisting May twist him a twist, Kor In twisting a twist Three twist make a twist; Ilut If one of the twists Untwists from tha twist, The twist untwisting Untwists the twist. That Is, when It's twisted with other twins than MARSHALL'S. any Burlington is a tig railroad but it doesn't run every. w her. You Can't jse It If you are going to Cu morula tr Hrlllsrt Columbia, or Alas ka, or anywhere west of tlier. Ilut you ean-and HHOt'Lli -iiae It If you ars going anywhere east or so u I It. Not Im-c;iiis It Is cheap er than other .Ines Hut becauao la-lug much short er. It Is much quicker. To Omaha. Kansas City, Ht. laiula nnd all southern nnj souiheustern cities the . the Kurllliurti.il Is ?i miles ahurler than any other railroad. That liiearn thus saved And time raved Is what you an. looking for Tli knls ii nd time-table at the local ticket onice. A. C. HlllCl.hON, (I. A., Portland, Or. Ii KOI'OHAI.8 l-Oll KIIKBII IIKKK AND ' L-...I. M. ... rw. . . -..-fi. mono,.. .unco v.niet tottl miasary, Vancouver llnrracka. Wash. March 2S, lv.nl. Healed proposals In trip licate will be received heroaand at offices of Uommlaaarlaa at following named posts, (fog fresh beef and fresh mutton to be delivered at that poat only), timll 12 o'clock, noon, Friday, April !l, m, then npaned, for furnishing and delivers. to Subsistence Defiartment, V. 8. Army, the frueA lieef and fresh mutton called for by tha Commissary of post to bs sup plied during six months, and also aeo- arata protioeals for year, ronimerarlng July- 1, JKJ; Ilolae Ilarrack and Fort Bhetman, Idaho; Forla Canhy, Hpokona, Walla Walla, and Vancouver Uarraoka. Wash. Freah beef shall bs good la qual ity and condition fit for Immediate use. and from for and hind quarter meats proportionally, Including all bait oula thereof. Fresh mutton shall be of mmd fat and marketable quality, from wethers over one and under three years old. n..r and mutton to bs dressed a a trimmed and delivered a prescribed In circular of Instructions to bidders. Proposals will bs also received staling lvk-a at whinh bidder will deliver fresh beef or mutton of character above stated, aad lo ho de livered of temperature pat greater than W dwgrees Fahrenheit, Oovernm.int re serve the right lo rsjwet tha whol or any part of any or all Mds. Full Information furnished hers, or hjf Commlsasrv at ihi several poets. Eavelopes containing pro posals should b marked "Proposals for Fresh Peef (or Mutton)' at " and aildressed to undsrslgned or lo Comml. ary at posu t bs lupplid. W. II. Nash MJ., C. 8- , , , M I v 4 S aV aar i X V t .... '