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About The daily morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1883-1899 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 29, 1896)
;.;:w.'..::...v- X1HS IUILY TOKUN, iTtyUA, VVCDlXEt WyUttNp, JAXUiKV SO, 1896. ! J Li J i 1 : 'i SOMETHING NEW. CsiUro aid Tosth' Stecl-Sao Sh(K. Ml Sius Rtvtts We also carry a fino line of ladies and men s shoes, irora tho best to the lowest reliable goods. All goods warranted just as represented. JOHN HAHN A CO., 479 Commercial street. YESTERDAY'S WEATHER. Loet rthr tor twenty-four hour ending t I fv m. yeaterxWy, furnish sd by th United State Department ( Af rtcuttur. wMtnw burtttu. Maximum tmpfliiUiNk M degrees. Minimum lemiermlure, 40 decrees. Precipitation, .11 Inch. To ml prctptsuion from September 1st ISM, to date, 41 a Inches, Kxceoa of precipitation from September 1st. IWi. to date. .11 Inch. Bl'SISESS LOCALS. Ito blend tea ta the beet. Ak rour grocer for It, and take no othar. Meanr la tn leaeing tailor, an part the Blgfetat eaaa a-rlc for fur aklna. For 25 onts you can recur an excellent well served meal at the Bon Ton Restau rant. No. tTl Commercial streetl They are also fully prepared to serve all klnda of fish, came and all delicacies of the season as well aa oysters In erry lm agtnabl style at the lowest living prices. Come once and you will continue to came. Charles WirkksJaa saloon, on Astor and ?th streets, which has lone been one of tho most popular and best patronized drinking- p'.ces In tho city has been moved from Its present location to tha lot Immediately oast of tho Casino thea tre. Many Improvements' will bo added as Mr. Wlrkkala Intends keeping- up tho reputation hla saloon has had sine bs as sumed chart year arc Only the bast wines, llqaors and clears said at the bar, a musical concert by tha bast talent la ta city, under th leadership of Profes sor Schwabs, tn well knows pianist, riven nightly. Call around and brine yeur friends with you. AROUND TOWN, There Is a tide In the affairs of mon. Whk-h, taken at th Hood, leads on to fortune; Omitted, all the voyajr of their life Is bound In shallows and In miser Irs. On auch a full sea are w now ailoat; And w must take ;h current when It serves Or los our venture. Shakespeare. It la stUI a question of depot. Job printing of all kinds at the Astorlan Job ofBc. t's Marshall's: th others. You take chances on Jame Leahy, Jr.. of Olney, was In the city yeaetnlay. flolden brown cloth gowns are favored by swell girls. C. C. Martin was down from Skamok awa yesterday. thw i-epnrt In yesterday's Astorlan, of the views of several parents on this question, was eminently correct, and that some steps should be taken to rectify th evil. Chow Chow, Catsup, and Vinegar. In kegs, to be closed out. Paelrte Commit sion Co. Sat Qet. of the firm of 8m Lung Sing Company, accompanied by hi family, will leave on the next steamer for a visit to his hitm in China. Sat Is M. J. Kinney's Chinese foreman, and Is quite Americanised. Business men. It you want to tlx tip your offle for th coming- year, with the best of letter head, bill heads, state ments, etc., call st th AstorUn Job of".,- where you will find th best of stock and material, Yrsetrday afternoon Splro Oresolleh, a ten-vear-old boy, had a narrow esc from drowning. While playing near the Clatsop Mills with several companions, he fell Into the river, but was rescued, with much difficulty, by his playmate. Fmik renins received by the com- A. . Reeve, of South Bend, was In mllrri tn 0i!-ltora who are mskms an town yesterday. i effort to seour contributions for Clat- - ! Hn rountv'a proportion to the sutasvrtp- P. Tltman, of Missoula. Mont.. Is visit- j (lun foP ,n. memorial b tenvlereil to liable preventive of tiodlly mischief In th ahap of chronic disease. Hosteller's Btutnach Ultters, will. If resorted to tn tune, avert tho disorders, to tho re. movsl of which It Is also fully aileiinat. Among these are chronic Indigestion, liver complaint, kidney troubles, constipation, nervousness, rheumatism, and miliaria. RKri'Sb;!) T1IK KXTKNSION. Western Passenger Association Will Not Ur tho O. A. 11. Deslr. Chicago, Jan. st-Commander-ln-Chlef Walker said this afternoon hs had been Informed that th Western Passenger As sociation would not grant th desired thirty-day extension on O. A. It en campment tickets. "Well, that simply lets St. Paul out ot It. That all there la to that. Tha en tire matter will now be reopened and another city selected for th encamp ment." aald Mr. Walker. When Informed that other rosds would not grant terms more favorable than those already made by th Western lines. Commander Walker replied: "Then thcrn will Ih no U. A. U. en campment this year. We must have thirty-day tickets or we will hav no encampment." In tn th city. R. L, Falrehlld. of San Francisco, was In th city yesterday. James Blakeley and family, of Browns ville ar In th city. Mistletoe, even when faded, retains Its Christmas significance. Extensive Improvements ar being mad In th 8cow Bay Foundry. K. Samuel haa returned from a visit to his home In th metropolis. Mr. and Mrs. A. V. Allen hav left for a visit to San Francisco. Dr. O. F. Ball. Dentist, with lsdy a-! ststant, offlc 3M 14th street tho battle ship Oregon, are making good headway with the work. Oo to Elmore, Sanborn's ottlc and ac their new and handsome twin testing machine. Take along soma ot th twines "as good ss Marshall's." In your pocket, and test them. Then see how much more Marshall's will stand. It's money In your pocket and fish In your net to And out It Is pcrhaue not generally known that during December last there were two full moons Any on who ta good at figures will discover that this ta possible only one In a great while. Yes, a very great while, for the last time there were two full moons In one month was the year Christ was born, or eighteen hundred and ninety-five years ago. CIIKATKD TltK OAI-LOW8, Brutal Father and Mother Commit :til cld in tho tVo,ulll Jail. Soothing, healing, cleansing-, D Witt's Witch Hazel Salve Is the enemy to sores, wounds and piles, which It never falls to cure. Stops Itching and burning. Cures ehnppid lips and cold sores In two or thre hours. Chaa. Rogers. SHTLOH'S CURB, Ota gr.t Cough and Croup Curs, is In great demand Pocket sloe contains tweDty-flvs doses) ! only cents. Children tor It Bold by J. W. Conn. TWISTER. A twister In twls ting May twist tilm m rwlst For In twisting a, twist Three twists soak a twist; But af on of th twists Untwists from ths twist, Th twist untwisting rnewtsts th twist. That la, when it's twhtted with any oUier twin than M TIHH AI J.'S. Oolvllle, Wn.. Jan. Sk-Judg Arthur today sentenced Adolph Nels and his wife to twenty years In th penitentiary for beating their son to death. Shortly after th prisoners were return ed to their cells In tho county Jail they both attempted suicide. Nets was success ful, while his wife Is In a critical condi tion. Nels rut a deep wound In the right side of his neck with a ratur, sev ering all the arteries and veins In the throat, and he tile. I an hour later. The neck of Mrs. Nels exhibited a deep rut on th left side, but no vital arteries wer severed. A physician dressed the ; wounds and thinks sh has u slluhl i chsnce for recovery. They had previous- , The Young People's Society of the M. K. ly said they would never sen a day lu . . . . . i church, known as the Kpworth league, i prison. All kinds of tabls dsHcarles. wines and ha9 rn,y ,i.ted new officers. Mr. U ' liquors st Foard A Stokes Co. i H. Feterson being the new president. Aj OIVINt) CKOKKK A 11NNKK. : new roll of members wss mad last Sab- For th best f commercial Job print-1 bIn evening, when twenty-tlv volunta- I February to Herald HI ltetlrenn-nt Ins; cadi at th AstorUn Job offlc. . rlly signed th roll with th understand- ( From Active Folltlc. a j tng that they wer ready to enter mor i Fred Johns-n. of Skamokawa. paid a heartily Into earnest church work. New York. Jan. -At the Hotel stivoy vti to menos in this city yesteruay. j j on ,he ,Vening of February It a .tinner ! Contractor Burke, of th water works. will be iriven ,0 Richard troker by his W ill lam Anderson and M. Campbell j ymerday came down from I'ortland and 1 friends and associate In Tammany Hall, were over from Cray's River yesterday. visited the tunnel. H reports that the j who wish to honor him before he sails . , j ikying. 0f the stave pipe through the tun-J for Knirland. it Is said that this dinner ssarsnsus iwme usea cy .4 per cent , nt. commenced yesterday, and that It will finally .herald Mr. Croker's retire of the fishermen on th Columbia river. , would probably take two weeks to finish I ment from actlv politics. I th work. He also stated that expert Forty representative Tsmmnny men Marshall s salmon twin Is without a j would arrive from Portland about Thurs- met at the hall this afternoon to competitor. Strongest handsomest; best. ,ay this week, and make measurements I arrange for th dinner. This was the ! nt the concrete work rinn In th. tnnn.l ! rtrsl formal sctlnn that ha.l tn i.b-n i urn most rompiet siocs or nn canned ( fruits and Vegetables at Ford Stokes Testerdsy Mayor Taylor, apiopo of a t-O, nmmlu mij. fliirlne. th Hr.nl rite I r- j ton campaign, donated Block 21, Taylor's For thla week only, to b closed out, - Astoria, to tha city for school purposes, pound palls Jelly, U S). Pacific Commis- A rhool house In I'nlontown Is an Imme "n Co- S dtate necessity, and the donation Is most timely. At present there Is but a single Rev. Father Dlelman, who haa been schuoi room In this portion of the city, quite til for the past week Is again able m primary grade, and pupils further sd ttt be around. vanced must attend the Franklin avenue ! school. It Isn't always the case that the man i who has "the grippe, has grip enough to make a million. 'I The blest Interview With Mrs. R. HurHc Culllns, FtiitiotiN Novelist Recovered I'ttuti Nct'votiN lYtvMnttliHi. raise's Celery Composad .Made Her Vl.nrom sil Ceiytl, I(iMiirlr bus iiut.tr I'arls studios fn mlllar to every one. Hut not tiulll the appearance of Mrs. K. Hui-k Collin' story of "A tllldnl tlixl." did novel read ers di-colit of the Wraith ol nmlerinl ready for some rifted noveliHt's pen In I he bril liant artl.d life of our own New Orleans. In a recent Interview by a Nvw Orleans paper she said: "Of course, to a cerlnln extent my characters are drawn from lifts though never ixsct portraits. My fa vorite heroine Is Mam'sell In my slory of a 'Modern Heathen.' No. I rarely urge aspirants to take up a literary career. Success Is obtained only at the price of the most exhausting lubor." FROM NOW UNTIL, BPRINO Overcoats and winter wraps wOl b sn t atMon. TxT cm s alu aidss. tassux srtty srtrlla trweelsnw SB -ana asanas) assM trains ot th Chlcasro. Milwassks rrd St Paul Railway. For soihl cosrsTsrt. for epeed ssad far seaety, n osbsr line c snpars vsti tbia gTat railwmy t 1 West. FIAXO TUNING. Finest work guaranteed by Thor. Fred ericksen. an Bond street Oriffln Reed. Commercial street will tsks orders. SOXS OF HERMANN. At the Grand Masquerade Ball to be given by Teutonia Lodge No. 5, of the abo ve or der, on Thursday evening, February 13, at Fisher's Opera House, the following elegant prizes will be awarded: For the most elegant lady's costume, fiist prize, a parlor lamp; second prize, an oxyd ized silver card receiver. For the most elegant gen tleman's costume, first prize, a gold-headed cane; second prize, a handsome toilet set. For the best sustained lady character, first prize, gold in laid caid receiver; second prize, silver sugar bowl. For the best-sustained gen tleman's character, first prize, abeautiful clock; second prize a silk umbrella. Admission Gentlemen, in rnask, $1,00; ladies, masked 50c; spectators, 50c; children under 12 years, 2oc. C. G. PALM BERG The best cough cur mad Is th K. O. Cough Syrjp. for sal at the Estes Craln Drug 8 tor. You can get a feather duster at Chas. Rogers' Drug- Btor. 43 Commercial street, for S cents. J Most so-called ' salmon twines" are ccl l ored with acids. The acids rot the llbre ; and render the material useless. In the ofltc of Elmore, Sanborn A Co. Is sn ob ject lesson ihst ought to n examined by ail fishermen. It Is the whole ot the ma terial used In the manufacture of Mar shall's twtne-frcm start to finish. Oo there and examine the color right j inrougn. tou win see men wny aiar thall's is called the beet In the world. In the matter, ss It hnd been given out that Mr. Croker was averse to being the guest at a public dinner. At the meet ing a close friend of the loader sultl he had sounded Mr. Croker on the subject, and that Mr. Croker would not refuse an Invitation to dine with a few friends and Intimate. Mr. Croker will sail for Kurope on February loth. He will not return un til the presid.vntlal campaign opens, and may not then. Many politicians profess ta believe that at th dinner Mr. Croker will announce his retirement from politics snd make John C. Hhc-hsn leader In hi stead. Others say that so long as Richard Croker remains a mem ber of Tammany Hall he will he the mn In the background" and Its real leader. Y.- ' ' ?Hef ' STATE NEWS. The Astoria Street Railway Company Is now having two of Its street cars length- Just think of it! We have Ice Cream Soda and sot-net htnr new today walnut crisps, at the Bps. j I ened. The lenff-th of the rar is st nrespnt Whether to buy another gown or invest j .bout sixteen feet, but when enlsrged In two summer ones is the question now wl tMrty feet. As soon as the two troubling- the ladles. DOW beinfr enlarged are completed they . , j W be put in service and two more cars Fred CHsen. a farmer, residing in thei wm 0 through the same process. This neighborhood of Olney. was In the cliy J will srestiv imnrov. th. r,n..r.nr. r yesterday on business. 1 ,h cars, besides maklnr transportation i much more comfortable, as the csrs st There will be no services st Elmore's chapel tonight owing to the Illness of the pastor. Rev. O. . Petterson. present sre Just long enough to Jump nicely. Has opened an architect and drawing omce in connection with his business as contractor and builder, and is now pre pared to furnish estimates and plans for buildings of all kinds with accuracy and despatch Don't fail to give him a call if you contemplate making im provements ot any kind. Office, 473 Duane street. FOR RENT. Three comfortably furnished roooss. wlQi first-class table -board, at Mrs. Hoi- den's, corner fth snd Dtauis street. bowd without room tf desired. ROYAL Baking Powder has been awarded highest honors at every world's fair where exhibited. THE RESORT PETBR BRACK, Prop, w Best Brsntfs f w WINES. LIQUORS and CIGARS Fsmsus Osmbrinss Beer, the- - ' BEST ON THE COAST." Alwsys en Tap. . The moon decided to chsnge the condi tions of things for a time and actually shone for a few minutes last night. Mrs. Richardson, of Portland, and Miss Msy Whitney, of 8t. Helens, sre in the city, visiting Miss May Richardson. Just received direct from Chicago, 12.000 rolls wall paper, balance of UM stock expected every day. B. F. Allen. Dumbarton's Irish flax salmon twine, superior to any in the market. Fisher Brothers, agents for the Columbia river. Anti-nlcotin Chewing Oum, the latest and best Tobacco Cure, only 3 cents s package at tha Estes-Craln Drug Store. The McKlnley Club will meet tomorrow at 8 p. m. at the courthouse, for the pur pose of electing officers for the coming year. Parties desiring ths best of lob printing at the lowest price should csll st the Astorlan Job office before going else where. Go to 145 Jth street to have your um brellas repaired or recovered. A fine line of cover goods to select from at reason-j aole prices. Look out for the Brow Bay Wood Yard surprise next week In the way of fuels. None such ever before received tn this market. The revival meetings at the Baptist church will be continued every day until further notice. The meetings are held at 2 and 7:30 o'clock p. m. A street car driver yesterday made the statement that Superintendent Holt Is keeping the streets In better condition than they have been for years. Fifty-pound sacks Rye. Whole Wheat Flour, 7Se. mission Co. Graham, and Pacific Com- The north side of Franklin avenue, be tween Thirty-first and Thirty-second streets, collapsed yesterday and is about a root below the level of the car track. N. F. Peterson, a South Bend butcher, passed through the city yesterday en route to Cripple Creek, Colorado, where he will engage in the mining business. The O. R. and N. Co. reports that the California steamers are still doing a large passenger and freight business Travel does not seem to have fallen off very much. It was rumored yesterdav that Mr. Hammond would arrive this morninar for a short visit In Astoria, prior to his de parture for the East on an Important business trip. Mr. J. P. Jones, the long travelling nss- senger agent of the Southern Pacific, was In the city yesterday looking after the interests of his line. He reports business as Deing generally very quiet. Among the Portlanders In tho eit v- terday were: M. J. Hunt, J. P. Jones, J. W. Cook, E. A. Beeley. James D. Murray, H. Oouldstrom, and W. E. Duns, all of whom registered at the Occident. At the meeting of the railroad rvimmir. tee yesterday, a. rremt deal dialogue took place which was highly ed ifying to those who were present. Sec retary Van Dueen kept the records. The funeral services over the remains of tho Ave-weeks-old son of Mr. snd Mrs. J. E. Ferguson were held yesterday, the Interment being in Greenwood. Services were-conuuciea. uy.Bey. J.J, Walker.. A number of business men. clerks, law yers, and others, who ar. ' irg cnmiren in school, commented freelv The high school students have a fine treat In store for their many friends. On Tuesday evening, February 11, Dr. Roland D. Grant, of Portland, will give In this city his lecture on the Yellow stone Park. II will he Illustrated with over lit) large stereoptlron views, many of them In color true to nature. It, Is possible also that on Wednesday even ing. February 12, Dr. Grant will give his Illustrated lecture on Rome. This will be a rare treat to the Astoria people, and those who have seen these views say they are beautiful beyond descriptions. Yesterday afternoon a gentleman con nected with Corey Brothers, the rallrond contractors, received a letter from the Union Pacific office In Portland, In an swer to one which he had written to a railroad official In Ogden, Utah, askln" for a rate on his household goods from that city to Astoria. It seems that th letter passed through the hands of thr Canadian Paclllc railroad In some un accountable manner, and was referred by that line to the Union Pacific. The tenor of the letter received yesterday, rather took the gentleman to task for not hav ing first made his application to the Union Pacific, which the recipient some what resented, as being unwarrantable Interference In his own business. Mr. W. O. Wheeler, agent of the Katie Putnam Company, will arrive in Astoria this morning to close a contract with Manager BeKgs for the appearance of that troupe in this city. The production whlrh this company will put on the boards of the Fisher opera house Is known as the "Old Lime Kiln," a new play written especially for Mls X''iram. It Is particularly adapted to her r;i-clal attainments as an actress and has drawn crowded houses wherever she has ap peared. If any entertainment which has ever appeared In Astoria deserved a full house, this one should have the slcn manning room only" at the front doors. One thing is certain: Judging from the reports spread abroad by the agents of the companies which have appeared here In the past, Astorians must more liber ally patronize entertainments or first class companies will not come here at all. The reports of poor houses In Astoria have gone abroad, and it has been due only to the most strenuous efforts on the part of Manager Beggs that the Putnam Company would consider an engagement here. Interesting Items Culled From Oregon's Leading Mwspaer. The authorities are making efforts to apprehend deer hunters In the lava beds In Lake county. They say many deer have ben killed there and they Intend to enforce the law strictly. Mr. Hermann will eoon Introduce his bill asking for an appropriation for the coast defense at Jump-Off-Joe and for a torpedo station to operate between Solo and Jefferson, says the Statesman. One of the survivors of the terrible holocaust occurring at Silver Lake on Christmas eve, 1MM, says that Christmas Is one time of the year that will never again be celebrated In Silver Lake, and the mere mention of Christmas causes a feeling of dread throughout the whole community. The county clirk yesterday, says the Post, completed the work of ascertaining the total amount of taxable property In the cities of Salem, Jefferson sn I Wood burn, and today will send out notifica tions to the respective recorders. Salem's net taxable property fools up $2,9Nt,wi9, or IU6.W4 less than that for ISM. Jeffer son's property Is given at U'.l'M and Woodburn at il5S,Z. F. M. Salisbury, postmaster at Sails bury station. In Umatilla county, who was recently lined for using a govern ment stamped envelope for unottlclal pur poses, and who, prior to that time, had been arrested charged with assaulting two boys, was arrested again last Fri day, charged with Insanity, on complaint of the father of the boys. H was dis charged, as there was no evidence ugulnst him. Governor Lord siient Inst Sunday at home with his family. A number of cnll. rs dropped In to discuss the special semijon, but the governor seemed to hi mi.re determined than ever not to call a extra session of the legislature unl there wero assuiances from members who were positively In favor of reform nieas- urs and who presented reasonable assur ance of a probable accomplishment of some good work fi.r the people. Slates- man, Although Mr. Collins' writing hsa al ways been a labor of love. et such In cessant mental rirrlloti could not fall to have Its effect on her nrrxmis system At one time she found herself tired out and weak from her uninterrupted work: she tiers me neroin and Incapable of work: she even saw nervous prostration staring her In lite face. The general toning up that her sy.trin needed so bad ly she found In I'slne celery compound. Today she Is perfectly well nud strong again, busy as ever with her brain ana pen. and grateful to Panic's celery com pou ml for the timely help when failure and trouble and despair srrmrd about to close around her and shut her oil from everything tliul was dear. "Your constant brain ork must tell on your strength." observed the reporter. "Yes: you he no Idea he much. I am at my desk for nine or ten hours a day," she replied. "I em rsreful to obey th laws of health, and I am never with out a supply of I'alnc's celery compound. When I feel weak and nervous and there Is a heaviness In my brain or a shunting pain over the eves. hlh warns me that my energy Is flagging. 1 take a Utile ot the comiKiund. and I am strong snd free from p-ln at once. I never enjoyed surit buoysmy of spirit and soundness ot ttody before I niaile the ai'iuatntanr of Palne's celery rni("oun. Scarcely a day passes thnt I do not urge some friend to take II. For neuralirls. Indigestion, ner vous prostration arid blood dlnoriers, am convinced Hint there Is nuthlng Ilk Palne's celery comiviunil. I am not sur prised that phylWiin use it In difficult cases" Palne's relery compound Is found In best supply the great need of studious, sedentary people. Its extensive use by brain workers, both men and women, suf fering from sleeple-t.tieMS. Indigestion, or other effects of a ib-delent nerve force, shows its ability to feed tired, rmaclsteil nervous tissues. Nothing rise hss ever possessed anything like the power of Palne's celery rom-iound to restore healthy nervous lone to the entire body. and to thoroughly cleanse the blood School teachers, professional men. news. paper men, ministers, public opviuU, men whose dally outlay of vitality, brraue of hanl, trying, anxious work. Is excessive. find renewed strength, not only of the nerves, hut through their healthy action, of thentlre bo.lv. In P, line's celery com pound. I Is use shortly ill. pels hrsdaches, rheumatic pains. ilyierla. heart trouble, general debility ami lunuuor. and all oth er outward sltrns of the grave mischief mat comes from disordered nerves and impure blood. Store Closes Week days, except Saturday, nt 7 Saturday - - at 10 m. m. GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS! Kor Our CtiHtomcmll Having st'oinvtl a largo enmplo lino of lino jikmi'h isuitH for eunli, ranging from $13 to f 20, wo beg to inform our many patrons that wo will incluilo this lot of extraordi nary fino Suits at our Bj'C oial prion of $9.90 for Cash ! intt'iitl to liny conciilcr Thexo latest Arrival arc ot Superior quality, linnd soinoly nuulo, and must bo seen to l e ajiprct iatt'd, Whfthi r von nmv tr nut, wn will it a favor if yuu will hut call and inspect. Wo know that no other hoiiso in Astoria in n a jxifu tion to tiller biinilar goods ut at anything like our OUR PRICES, and wo want you to 81.0 OUR GOODS and feel fonvim et) that wospoak tho truth ! Our entire Him of OVER COATS will also he ineluded from this mi at tuir Moi'ial I rit'. or !$9.90 for Cash! 10 days more and then this unheard of sale will close positively. HERMAN WISE The Reliable Price Clothier. rCK BALE. Fins resldenes and Inmlness propert ny wm. H. Aiialr, Heal Kstat llroker, No. ;i Commercial street. "ADAIR'S ASTOIlf A." On Irving Avenui. STEItKOPTICON VIEWS. At Grace Chureh this evening at $ o'clock for the benefit of the Sunday school library, will be shown views of prominent cathedrals of Kurope, with vlewa of Switzerland and of our own country. Admission, children five cents; adults ten cents. 173 tanaeretolSt, - - Astoria, Ow.laTSs SHE COULDN'T SEE THEM. Mr. Parkwest Did the fish 'nan call today, Nora? Norah Newcook Yls'm. Mrs. Parkwest Had he frogs' legs? Uora Newcook Sure, how could Ol tell m'm? He had on pants an' a long ulster. BUYERS AND SELLERS. Ths following transfers of real estate w-re tiled In th ofllce of Itecorder Oun derson yesterday: Peninsular Land and Trust Com pany to H. B. Thlelson, uou 31 ar.il 32, Block 47, Taylor's Asto ria I Ivcr H. Thompson and wife to trustees of Norwegian-Danish Methodist Kil;'.;ial church north half of Block 37, Prospect Park.. United States to Minerva H. Hutch Ins, east half of the southwest quarter and Lota 11 and 14, Sec tion I, Township 6 north, range 8 west, 170.18 acres, patent United State to Minerva H. Hutch Ins, northwest quarter of Section 12, township t north, Range 8 west, 160 acres, patent Sheriff of Clatsop county to Jas. P. Kindred and wife, 134.92 acres In the J. O. Teller donation land claim 2.7) 11.154 THE BIOOEBT FOOL AT LA ROE. Ia the individual who persistently neglects hla health, and the means of preserving and restoring It. Many persons who sre not constitutional Idiots do this. They are genuine objects of compassion as well a censure. A failure of appetite, loss or sleep, and flesh, Impaired digestion, an uncertain state of te bowels and symp toms of biliousness sir so- many warnings of the approach of disease. To disregard them 1s object folly, which offended na ture lit due time punishes severely. If not fatally. Ttet genial nni thoroughly ie- A warded Highest HonorsWorld's Fair, Gold Medal, Midwinter Fair. DRr CREAM Most Perfect Mail. 40 Year the Stzai'.anl. At Prices Stated until January lt. Block M-Lots Sixion, fim Mas lo iX per lot. Two new houses on this block, three others In rom.-mnliitlon Hlock M-n nrrth side Irving Avenue, a lew lots in this b:o-k nt 11 pr lot. five resldnces already sn this Murk. Visiters will llnd plank walk lending to th above property, and au electric llgl.t within one hlock. Block 24 on Husne slreet. only or block from river frsul-ICO fr lots Cxioe. Water Froniaije-Aliov llanthorn'a cannery, J7S feel lo "lilp channel. MAUT ANN ADAHI'M SOUTH ADDI TION. Ten lets SOslOO snly two blocks from improve.! p-npi rly and lens than five mln '"" 'i "om electric car line, are nw offered in this addition at the very lew lMcij ei irnm i: in w twr lot SHiY ELY'S ARTOHIa' North 10O feet Lot 1, Block ITU, cheap for Buslnes Lot-No. 4. H)xl2f,) In Block 132, on i.ommercial street. yOT l0rl tni uniy, i,wiv. Block 3 Only sne hlork south of eleo rlc car line, a few lots a I $Vi0 pi-r 1st, McPLUItK'S AHTortiA Fins business lot In Block west of cus tom house n Bond slreet. Ir,.ly00. Corner lot (Wxloo Is Block 13. Aslor street, ror snort lime, M.rmo. "MKKlWETIir.il DOWNS." Lots from ICO to 1HO ner lot. Acreage Two hundred iwnnn-i Dnrffum: two valuable tim ber Clulmi, Wllhln Imlf mll of nrnnni.l neiistiam saw mill. The Senate Is Worry ing Afcout a Deficit ! On Our Hands !w a Stirpltin AT Our Loss - - Your Gain ONLY Can We Reduce This Surplus ? We have InauRtirateJ a BARGAIN COilN I nt. :lll.f Sil nmt.! ul:li i, li I. I, ,, are ovrrsnxkfJ will fc fouiij on tt Is cmt'itcr ni:UJ In :dain iinr.-. IHl sl-' PRICES will only last till the surplus l5ieJn,fi. 1 " FOARD & STOKES CO. VI' el 1 Ask your grocer for MAMS, BACON, LARD, CANNED nil ATS. DAMP'S ' M iA In PnrA nr. .le.,v I 1 ll"ll,u hi vuic viiui daily; ljOVti'8 MII.LItlN'AIIti:. FOUND. Life Is about what you rhnosa to iiinke It, after all. If you want to he huppy. ''"I M My the lutt r.cll.-f, near No. you ran find a road that leads to hup-, '-' l'"v, uu anchor wrlKhlnic about :imi plnnss, and If you prefer to he misers-1 I""""1". with 7& fathoms of Ivlnch elm In ONK OP TDK CIIAIt.VH OP MUfllC. Kxclmnfrc. "Do you find your orchestra a nnvln Inveslment?" I asked of the nrai.rletnr ui h rraiiuurani. indeed 1 at." he answered. "It's ih, dcsi investment -iliotil the rcsliinrunt II mukts my patrons more comfortable and netter pleased Willi thmsmvea. Pm,l,. always feci morn llb-ril when hearlnit muxic; so mey cat more. Then the rnymm or tno music Increases the appe. me, particularly for (IHlr-aclis, und ma terially incraies the orders. Ilesldes, the lllUSlc both draws Cllllnmnn rmm the street and holds thorn oficr ihev hnv. ciii?it'u. in, 11 noes nav." One of the be.tt whist nlnvers In this country Is Mrs. Lucia llunkle, who Is also 1 literary worker. Hh 1. a .nn. derfully Kood player, with a younn daughter who Is Krowlnu up to he no less remarkable In that respect, Mr, Hunkle was cefe.irr.trd for his prdllclnncy In wlilsl, und his only child has had th nd- aniare (i( constant pmctlcc with both parents. uttui'liiil. Owner run have same bv nmv. hut property, psylnir snlvuiie rharues ami expense of tlndli.if und advrrUsinir. Kit will .McCoy, ('uptnln, hie. why, all rlirlil, go ahead. These line on the subject are worth reading- twite: I say: "The world Is lonely; Tho hearth at home Is cold. And sad Is life to child and wife, When life hnth Utile unlit!" Hut soft her arms around my lick - My comforter so dear: And, "How much do you live mcT" And her sweet vulco answers clear "I love you I love you A hundred mlllon there!" And then I'm poor no more no more, Kor I'm Love millionaire! 1 Kin lib lied rooms, faclnc the river, by The flylnir squadron Is very lly.-llounn j the week or month. No children. ;tw i:ih FOn KENT. I'Olt IIK.NT-Two furnished rotiam-s, centrally located, at reasonable rates, oiin contains f,iUr, ihe other two rooms. Apply 111 Mrs. 10. A. Hells, cor. Mil nud Commercial sired. Herald. AN ENIOMATICA L TOLL Or FAHIEX Kor a dinner, serve 1 on ths IXnlns; cars of ihe Uh-lcoftra, Milwaukee and St. I'sul Railway, will be nnt to any address on recelit of two cent posing stomp. Ap ply to Oeo. H. HeafTord, Omral INisnen. iror Arnnt, Old Colony building, OlilaiifO, Illinois. "reel. , 13, I.Vrchcn. WANTKO. Popular Science Nature, Invention, NEWS CaVmUitr'"' HEA LTH nyKien. Formerly BOSTON MRM OF fHKlSIKT Cnlargsd and Improved, Contains a Irinf" number of Hhnrt, Rosy. Practical, Interesting and I'oular, Rsli-nil- flo articles, that can be appreciated and enjoyed by any Intelllncnt render, even thouKh he knew llttla or nothing of sci ence. Profusely Illustrated and Free trom Technic titles Newsdealer, 10 cent. $i per year rTMentlon this paper for a rumple copy. Largest circulation of any Scientific paper m the world l'ubllshrd Monthly by HENJ. LILI-ARD, New York. VANTI-:i-Competent ulrl for itiuieral housework, 110 washlnir, WK Commercial street, upstairs. WANTED Aifenl to represent ths old National Life Insurance Co., of Montpelier, Vt, Fr further Informa tion, address O, M. fitolp, Genera! Coast Manager, 83-84 Crocker Building, Ban irundaoo, Cai. WANTED Man or lady to colli-ct, do some oltlc work, and msnaa agent. Tou will deal through your leading mer chants. Something new and very popu lar. We pay all expenses. Position per mnntnt. Send four references and ten cents for full particulars. John Kinney MT., P. O. Box 44, St. Louis, Mo. MISOEJLLANWOtrS. I7BIM VKH WKKK, uln and selling Dynamos for platinff watches, jewelry, nnd tabid ware. Plate gold, silver, nickel, etc., seme as new goods. Dif ferent sizes for agents, families and shops. Kaay operated; no ex perl on re; hi profits. W. P. Harrison tt Co., Clerk No. 14. Columbus, hlo. FOR BALE, .'AI'ANHSK 'OOOOH-Just out-just re-celvrd-iiist what you want, nt Wing Lee's, Ut Commercial s'reM. A V ! Ki j-r s-saaajsAewsBW"