THE J)Jlt ABTtfef, ATQBU, litorW MOJftTNft NOVEMBEB 7, Itifc JOHN T. LIGHTER, Editor. TBRMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Telephone No. 08. .......- DAILY. Sent by mall, per year Sent by mail, per month '.. Served by carrier, per week V .tr.Ott . . .; J5 WEEKLY. Sent by mall per year, $2.00 In advance. Postage free to subscriber!. AH communications Intended for pub lication should 1e directed to the editor. Business communications of all kinds and -remittances must toe addressed to The Astorlan. , , . ( i ' ' ' ( . . ' 'The' Astorlam guarantees to Its- sub 'scrrbers the largest circulation of any newspaper published on the Columbia river. Advertising rates can be had on ap plication to the business manager. The Weekly Astorlan, the second old est weekly In the state of Oregon, has next to the Portland Oregonlan, the largest weekly circulation in the state. Jno. T. Handy Co. are our Port land agents, and copies of the Astorlan can be had every morning at their stand on First street. THE HUMOR OP IT. The municipal and state campaigns Chat closed yesterday are not lacking In ma terial for tine JoKe books. Indeed flu Is a ciwrertt of rare and racy humor rippling tajrouslv 'ttbid ordinarily dry season in pontics all round. Among (he comic op era cfoirs of t& campaign hue been Da vid B. Hill, of New York, though it I to be presumed that 1's spontaneous well of humor nan dried up within the last foi'ty-eltfhlt hours. Mr. Hill started in on llils camirakgn hy tiwanging 'tihe tuneful lyre down In OMo. Tills was humorous because tihe people of Ohio were the last people on earoii to take any stock in Tammany metlhods. Even the most hun gry Ohllo epoilleman would scorn to get at tihe public crtb through the devious processes thoJt aire peculiar to tilts organ izatlon of plunder. In New York the Tammany tiger has pulled the tall leath ern out of 'the state democracy rooster. Mr. 'RooueveMt 'tinted to ape the tactics ot Dr. BariciMinst, -wftih oil ot that reverend gentleman's zeal, hut unfortunately none of his common sense. The result is that the striped animal which Tweed's hand once caressed reigns supreme again In Gotham. In Ohio candidate Caimpbsll tried to persuade the wool growera that lit was better to buy cheap tihoddy clothing than to rwlwe dheep and sell the fleece at good prices, as they used to do under t'h'e poVfoiy of protootion. Well, tlhey list ened to his lilt Me dlttiefl, am the dis patches from day to day told us how hia march 'through the state was a triumphal Jirogrese. When the returns rolled In yesterday 'tlhey proved conclusively that the good people of Ohio laugh one way and vote another. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. 'Meanwhile Camp' bell will recover from 'tilo shuck In time to eat tils ChiiKmaa dinner. In Detroit there were potatoes and fun by the buthol. Mr. OoMwater, the Democratic candidate for mayor, made a determine! effort to out-Pingree Pingiree o far an promises were concerned. IneteaiJ of three-cent ra'l'.iiay fares and potato patches for tho laboring man, the slogan of the Plngrees, he promised thorn free car r'dos, and poitKirfhiouse a;oialcs at lundheon counters ttlxioluti'ly without charge. But for the fourth time everything .went down before tme potato patch banner, and Plngree on :e more finds his cause triumphant. And next we get Ho Poo ah Cleveland, sitting as the dlapatcflves graphically tell us, In the little hack parlor down at Woodley with hita ear glued to . telephone receiver, wafting for the imeiMawe that nevw came. Edison ouglhit to have (been there with his klnetosccpe for no other Instrument couW do Justice to, or words palrrt, the panto mime of exquisite grief he Imdulged In as he heard the flgu.wi. Mississippi' glorious rally mlglht have chwired. the poor man up some, hut then tihe presumption Ik limit he had fainted away long before the oporuitor at the otiher end of the w!re got down to the M's. The Republican meeting lust night was tire most Ihunmonloua party gathering Unit luais taken place In this city for years, and as the Astorlan predicted yesterday, ICve de'.iHwraUor.is ttuava rivalled in the selection of a foody of convention dele gates whoe natives alone are a suHlelent guarantee of their Intentions, The list is welt balance!, throughly represents ve, and, beyond all, Is nmlnly composed ot young, energet.V iaml brainy men. In deed, 'the principal feature of lust night's meeting wvus the .presunoe and active par ticipation of the younger element of the parly. Astoria sorely needs in the gov ernance of Its attain both Republl.-ai ofti cers, 'jaid Republican principles. 8ie Is going to get them ai soon as the voters have a chuuiee to act, and what Is be.ter than viN she la going to got Ulwrn reju. venated ud rfreithed new men, new tnt'Jhods, and hoiuwt patriotic gover.munt. The following refreshing example of UrltkOi bluntnesi and candoc was fliw pu'Jl'jlKvi (n itfhlts state by the Rosdbutg iJu.nulr. u ti tfcvm tllve LxUon Finan cial News, iid iwiiN be 'Interesting reading tor Uhe K 1lvo shouted two or three yur ago for Tour more years of Oo-vr-umd got It and out of consideration for wtoe xieltoujte fwtlngs wt ret ruin from making any coram ent at tils time: . file towering of the American tariff lias been our uUvation, and it cannot be said that we have shown much rec!prociy, for, instead of taking the incnosed valu or our Jtilprm-nta aerxrs rh Atlantic in kind, we seem to have bought less Aimr lean produv-. It ks needlesi to go be yond our own board of liuite retu.-us to find an explanation of a good deal of the monetary troubles of the Tnitel Mutes. . T.ib cftlieni' meeting at tfhc court house this yvnr Is destined to prcve a very tovernmsnt next time which M ill do some thing better for Astoria than to depre ciate tw warrants samerblrrg over ta per ecnt in our own banks, : T.ts primary must net be alloM t c by 1e."ilt in eorseauenct ef It Mar.no. ni"'"1 a-tton last nisJ. It maA. bs rrneimCKL-fl fiat the dXeiatet (wi:J ivon met l lec.tl be ore they u-e rjtralHW-l t tld a conrsrlon and nominate camlklalK The ftest way to p.-jvo the threerity of the expressions ot Cjod will o freely uttered on all etdes is to ratify the option of the mooting by a gooi, round vote at the polls today. HAVE WE A RESPONSIBLE GOVERN " MDNTT ' Two iweli-et'OibllsVied ; de.uulons are brought Into congplouoiumc&i today. . The rlriit to thlat the ove.rarmrtt of libs Unfted Slates Is a popular government. - The sec ond is that iltiw jfowrnment cf the Unltr-d Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland is a monaircbllu'l instead of popular govern ment. Wl.iat (a meaut by a reponulbCe govern' murA? To whom is ttve executive of the United States irexponlble? Presumably to Jno people of ne Unltel etatedj For .Ai.iaii is ihe e.veout'lve of the United Sume rejponsible? by oatl.i of those cuirsaiirt uvg rt tor enforcement of the constitution laujj I'aiAis kW tl.ne 'UrrlttU' '3Ua.es, ar.d of the iwlil of Uhe peop'.'e cltUuly exprestred in an 'intelligent and auuboni'ic manner. Time president of Hie UnXeJ States may not wtj.iout the concurrence and author izat'lon of congti3i9 engage in any under taking 'for mile enforcement of treaty ob tlgaitiorui iwlhen the corwequences of his uJus would 'involve the country in war, Novarl'meless, this congress ihe president is eoon to meet is one uninisiructed by dn people on the dhlef question whuh the executive must now undertake to eolve namely, whether or not a foregn sover elg'nty may with phyalcal force break trtialty obllgaiDloru with another American country, and, supporting fraud by arms, acquire a bue portion of American to.i for purposes hostile to the inteiests and honor of the United States. On the other 'tuanJ, the executive of the goveunment of Great Britain, subject to an unwritten const'ltU'Ulon, but more dl redtly in touch with the popular will, car ries out a well-known desire of the elec torate of England at least, and; support ing fraud by 'force, has already, In ithame- ieBi defiance ot diplomatic usages and ot trtuity obltgatlones, ttealuhily transported troops into a territory title to Which Is known to be In dispute, and the dLspute subject, under numerous precedents and by exprem agreement, to arbitration. . There aire advantages in an unwritten over a written constitution. Doubtltfs the states forming 'the American Union are safest under a written constitution. Many dhaptero, however, in 'the motional history emphiaslze the need of a speedy attempt so to recant tbe federal compact as to make tire executive really and prac tlcally responsible to the people, that la to say, to give to the president and his advisers a congresa elected within a rta sonabie period preceding Its actual its. The congress wibWh (Presldonlt Cleveland is to meet next 'December is for all use ful Intents and purpose. a dead body. Its functions should have ceased with the election of its successor. Umitir the feJeral 'comatlturtion as it now ne-adj and works it can scarcely be laid that there Is a responsible or populat government in the United "States. In this Juncture, as has been the case In the past, the executive must take the nation' ail mandate tram the popular will as con veyevJ through the press ani public meet ings. If, however, the congrew ttlll ex. cluslvely potent 'under the coniStltution aiwuld refuse to effectuate the popular will as thus ifonmulutcd tlho excicutive will be hetipless. Lord. SalWoury, on the con trary. If ahe commons cihouM not do what be beileveu the eJ:ct-iute dolre done, can ajipeall from the legOsfature to the electors, The British guvopn'ment, tlhereifore, more truly in the working of its hlg'liest '.ti c'hlnery is a popular and a rdrponsible government than tihe govern(nnt of the UnOtctf States. , . Hanplly thire is reason to believe tliat congircss next December, although not elected to deal with the poramounit na tional question of tho hour, will prove a faiKhifui organ of the naMonal Judgment, and will cordial and eunjltantlally tustaln Prf8,Vfcnt Cleveland In maintaining the dignity and enforcing the Just and na on- able rigilits of tilne Uinlred Statt in whut- ever point of thle hemisphere tlhesa rights etia.l be 'found 'in peoiil. Nttwlthttanding condtbutlonal imperfections, tho people of tlhte United etwees oujht to b able to effectuate their own will through the oogan tthey have created for it's execution. .u an evidence of how bnollctal the "CltlzenW " a d mil ni s Wat Ion h!a3 beeen to (he finances and credit of the city ot Astoria it Is only necessary to refer to Jlie fact tihat before that "movement" took charge if affairs, city warrant's were ivo. tin m cent at the local tanks. To t.vy Ul-.e waime institutions are paying 74 and tu cents for these wirrant.j, and are not overly anxious to handle them even at tlhKs discount. m KV'o.'n Hie number md class of business men and 'Republicans wtoo thought It worJ.i -v,W to attend thw meeting and pairclolpate In tiio felectlon of pr,mary oVle,'.nes last nlfjht, It does not appear uhut tlie Demon atlc-Citlteins' movement ii' jiir is Oestlned to prove a very Break success. .ArOUNTAl.V LUXURIES. Ons Wlao Has Been Tnere Descant on Buckwheat Cakes and Honey. (lliiitsburK Dlsplatch.) T.ie hiickwtivat cUJcti served up r.vot and fuvah In the onoun'tUn regions are made from flour which is pure and un adulterated, and one cannot but enjoy breaikfaut on tlhenv This is. Indeed. puititCiur It mUUly, for In lh mountain regkr are served wi'.h, maple mo latues, and here we And the delicious iv.oim gather from Wio bjckwht fiAU but a miort time ogvi. It Is a treat to be prvssent at thlu reunion of the buok ''heut cakes and tle sweetnesa giberd by the busy bee. Who can ever forget Vive nKttvcrEea of such a breakfast In quidt mountain fanmhouse? To one un accustomed to Imch a jepast ft Is reve Icutlon, '.und ever afterwaivls 1j tie tottia of tlj iomt rtson of other vlalntles. It wcy.d he impossible to get more i weet neris li.'to any one art tola as to And on ejir.it a more enjoyable repast. The old-fm C-.loned buckwCteat cakeir, as pre portvl by th matrons of the mountain fvct!or., hlwe no rival In thlr line, and t.Vilr r!se and quality are as liberal as tihw ta-hole-couledi mountain farmers. Oo wCvere jrou .will In tiie mountain rxton of rhs eoaitem - seetioni of our cenbry and you will rind bucks-heat cakes on Y bKl of tars during the win ter aim hi The Article is ricfv In oil ar?J ! and tait-produclng properties, !d"'ide tfom tta arremblenef It ' n;mbly adopted to Its purpose. When tlh ftVir Is prepared tt Is cewary 9 a ito-Hc'w for th pancake, and Tun r wart c tt? dj-tng bog hrd 'r-,.'iuji.M?t the mountain region. Wth P'k :'JJrury mortal a buckstieat rake Is took! enoua,. if r mtily erve4 with JJ.tvr, too t(;s mounttn farsrer wan: cUiusaige and rich pork gravy with It. The farmer who lives in a maple sugar belt iwlH'l have maple sugar with his cakes, arid every armor has his own grove landmakeit his own sirup. 'Tis 'worth having been born to enjoy a few days' sojourn In a. cozy mountain farm house where ail is open thicspraallty and 'where Mend acl iKrm&ix are alike made wiclcome. ' , I COFFUN OF PHILIP II. He CaroSully ibeslgned All Its Decora . tlons arid Appointments. (Tei-niple BUr.) At I'lmr-s Philip II. .would dl-couise wttili Mora, about his own affalrj, taeslng Atom qu'jttoiid contxtenlng the kingdom to hits own death and burial. Several Uays before he died he Instruct ed the friar who had the key of the royal vault to Cook secretly at his father's ooflln, to measure It and to open it and to ji how tihe late Emperor Charles V. Wil.1 bexn laid, as he detlred to be laid In tie fiame manner. He then Inquired frcm Don Juan Rulz de Velasco for the crucifix anil sorne caitdles of Our Lady of Mon-a-ei r.t. iniirlch years previously be Inlaid 'Shown to h'lm. TKie crucifix was founvl 1n the box v. ith the candles and tlhJe scourge Chuirles V. had used. The crucifix mias new hung inside the bed curtalr.3 ckse to tF'hllCp's head. As to the candies, he Instructed Don Fernando de Tolekio to give h'lm one with the cruci fix Just before ho expired. His next ourlous command was that his cotnn shoutd be brought for him to see. The wood of nlli4cUi UW wua made ban a rattver mnorkable Wlatory. The beams from which the planks were cut had 'formed the keel of a great Portu guese gUilleori, the Clnco Chlwat?, or Five Wouroda of th'a Re'doc.nti:-.. Twenty yoars bofcro the keel of tolls dtranded vessel bad been left lying on the sands at Lis bon and Phi'l'lp ordered thib piece of tim ber 'to be brought to the Escortal, which was effected with! much labor and a very heavy outlay of money. FVom this log Uhe ereiat cross was made that crowns (the high altar In the Escoribl and on thts is the crudflx of gilt bronze. whilch! Is over seven feet long. The tree from whiich tlMs log was cut 1b, tayj Slg'uenia, called the 'tree of Paradlfe, or, In its cwn habitat In the East Indies, Angell. A large pleoe of tihUa timber was Still lieft after tbe coflln was constructed, and lay. In fiiguenza's time, at the en t;ujnce to the builtdiing. The coflln iwas lined' Inside, by P.ilir.i'p's desire, iwlth, whirte satin and covered out side with black cloth set in gold, having a etvwa of criimeon sat'ln, all the nails being gilt. He went carefully over the various 'minutiae Of its appointment. MINNESOTA 'AND THE PRESIDENCY. (Minneapolis Tribune.) Tine dUscuasion at the Union League Club Indicates that Minneapolis Repub Jlcan 'sen timent is -well divided among the vairtouu a?,pi.ani:a for the presldentiUI nomlna'tCon. McKlnley, Reel, Harrli on and Allison have ',rong friends and nearly alt aire for C. K. Davis as first ohOice, provided It viliall appear 'that he has any reasonable dhow for the nomina tion. The sentiment, however. Is that the Minneapolis delegation eiall not be tied up hard and fast to Dhvla, all our dteleffirjlon In 1880 was to Wlndom, but flhoul'd be agreed upon u second choice and cast flue ToTUd vote of the state for the second choice whenever It rhall ap pear that the nomination of the "favorite son" is 'Importable. Thli is good ieni-e and good pot'ltlcs. As a general proposi tion It wculd not ri-'PtUir that a man from M'lnn!iota, however able and popular, would stand much chance of tecuring the presMlentiial nomlrta'tlon; neveri:hles, 'there ere astute polltlciaru among us who bedleve that Benaltor Davis' prospects are as good as anybody's, provided he Is loyU'.y bilked by his own etate. If fo, Mltreneupollis Reipubllcans would not feel like throwing aiway the chance to secure such an honor for our giant young com monwealth. TUne Davits boom 13 all rl'ht, nulbject to Wine llmi."tarfcns stated by ex Mayor Emails, viz.: Tboit after an earn est effort to nominate him has 'been made tund failed, thien tihe vote of the ftate 'flhould be held together and thrown at the rtgCit 'moment for the next bet man. NEW YORK AND CHICAGO. Comparison of the Tonnage Figures for Hiw Great Ports. (New York Tribune.) . 'Muiny wild statements Wave been made concerning the icompi.rutlvo tonnage of tlho ports of New York and Chicago. The gireat flaw cf ia'ke tonnngi, espanla'.'ly rolln, ttorougih the latter port has era ibCdened Its partlaan3 iserlously to con tend that Ohilcnsrd has the greater tlhlp plni.T titikju. When the dicusion Is re duced to co'd figure." it becomes laugh able. Recent ficures, carefully compl'ed fcr a Ohdcagb paiper, places the business of that port at 10,600.000 tons annually. No comtplote ftffiimes are kepit for New York, but the buelnew or this port is .nitre enough to sink Chicago's flgureu Into In tiifrnlllcance. IVie foreign business alone. In the fiscal year endrtng June 30, ISflfi, ninounted to 1.1.819,177 tons, carried In 8,8)7 vessels. There Is a record of every pound of this buulnofw, as ft is all entered or clean-cd through the New York clearing house. The cotist-ivlBv' business lor.e in the tame parold tlh'roug'h the custom hoiwe amount ed to 6,4M,lu4 tons,' carried In 5,243 ve- tl. This makes a total of 20.23. 331 tons, of which accurate record Is kept. The records, however, show .ortly a pmaU percentage or the actual coast trade, as not more itlhian a quarter of H goes ttwouuh tCw cuttom house, Vciss.ls rrom PhKade.'iD'hta, New Haven, Bo ton, Port land, etc., or bound for (hops ports, do not enter or tfiear unless they carry oona- ed goods. There la, therefore, no wny of getting at the figures for this Immense volumo of traffic. Add to th.a the great tonnage of grain and, coal that comes by canail and river, and the general river and harbor fouMnes. and the volume of unrecorded traffic assumes colos ul1 pro portions. A recent estimate made at the New York custom house placed mo ouai nesa at Wore than 80.000,000 tons. Of ithe vesxfs recewded as belonging to tllte p of New York In tho yew ending June 30, 1895, iil. with a tonnnge of 312 07a torn, wvre engaged In the foreign trade, and S,971, wfth a tonnage of SJd.iSl tons,' In the drmutlc trade. ATLANTA FLOWER SHOW. Tho Flower Fair or Chrjuant'ocmum 8how to be heC'l In AtCantB the tecond week of November promises to bi the greatest of the kind ever heCd In Ifco j Sou'.' Toe principal ncrwts rro.n an rmrtj of the United States livlll make x- hllbica of tihe choice Mt chrysanthemums, rotif, corrwiitkM', violets and orvdlciu. The display ot pal mu, ferns lamd decorative plants will be waperb. The Judges of awards will be appointed by the national ChrfclurtSiemum Society of America. The goCd medoEs will be the finest ever oftVred ox. any flower fuir, anU htwe been offered bv Wis leading papers of tbe West and South. , PROVEN A BOON. Oentlemen: I have always recom mended Krauae'i Headncns Capsule wherever I have bad a chance. Tbey have proven a veritable boon tn my family against any ana il kinas or headache. Tours truly. J. K. WALTER. Leavenworth. Kansas. For Ml by Chas, Rogers, Astoria. Oregon, sols asrenL CURIOUS ITEMS OF PARIS BUDGET. In -oho. voluminous bev.k whlc eonwl- tiMe the udt of ttv city of Paris for 1394 are the fotkwtnc curious Items of expenses: For winding up ths clocks of ths cy rWl. francs; for scrutir the sn.'austic tiles In ths rtty bill, l.Oflo fiwju-. fvr furnwCilng blr.Cl and dealh resrl Krrs, S00 frnc; for CYlKl-en rm Ploved In extraoWng numbers from wheels In efeti wtn cf miwlc pat toans, 400 francs; for fareatofaet of clerks at fhsas draslngs. 300 fLancs; for gUfts to Janitors at the munlclpail play house. 640 frames! for food .to dogs, care cf revolvers and pur chase of cartridges, 600 francs; for car riage of human bones found In diggings, 7,200 franca; for commemorative plates, 2,000 finance ; for numbering houses, 10,710 francs; for feeding aquatic animals and destroying noxious animals In public promenade's, 44,200 ifrancs. Le Journal des Defeats. ENGLISH CAPITAL FOR AMERICAN INVESTMENTS. Important to Americans seeking Bng IMii tNiptlai for new enterprises. A lis containing The. names and addressee ot 360 successful promoters who have placed over 100.000.000 Storting in Foreign in vestments within the last six years, and over 18.000.000 for the seven months of 1895. Prlc, f5, or 125, payable by postal order to tho London and Universal Bu reau of Investors, 20, Cheapslde, London, E. C. Subscriber wll be entitled, by ar rangement with the directors to receive either personal or letters of introductoin to any of these suieeaarm promoters. This lis is flrat class in every respect, and every man or firm whose name ap pearu therein may be depended upon, For placing the following It will be found Invaluable Bonds or Shares of In- diwtriiaC, Commercial and Financial con cerns, Mortg-aga loans. Sale ot lianas, Patents or Mines. Directors! SIR EDWARD C. ROSS, HON. WALTER C. PEPYS, CAPT. ARTHUR STIFFE. Copyright. One cf the few good things to be said of CleveJind Is that he fcau converted three members of his cabinet to the sound money cauee. 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To tiry is to be convinced thUt our pro duct is a triumph of science. 25 cents each package, sent free of charge. AflERICAN EUREKA FUEL ECONOMIZER CO. 1180 Broadway. New York, U. S. A. Servar.it (unnplylng for a place) And 1 filial! require iphe addreiss of your 'last fervent. 'MiSstiress-iWhatever for? Serv- an't-'Wli'y, o get your character, ot cou. is?. London Judy. Say, why don't you try DeWitt's Little Early Risers? These little pills cure headache, Indigestion and constipation. They're small, but do the work. Chas. Rogers. ijii.vor I 'Kulnk I have la good Idea for a detective Btory. His wife What la the Idea? Autli-X'. I 'will have 'ilhe detective trice n.-i umbrella to Its original owner. Kui.-lem Life. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castorla. Kx-Gisve rn.cv McCreary says Carlisle will be nominated for the presidency, B'liJi filiiws Cvow easy it Is for a Ken- tuckian to talk through his "nightcap." K'ar.sup City Journal. It is a truth in medicine that the small est dose that performs a cure is the best. ' Dewltt's Little Early Risers are the smallest pills, will perform a cure, and are the best. Chas. Rogers. If General Lamont has not lost all his Influence In traction circles he must be- gvn wt once to Oabwr with Mr. Whitney. New Yotc Advertiser. DID YOU EVER Try Rlectrlc Bitters as a remedy for your troubles? If not, get a bottle now ar.il get relief. This medicine has been found to be peculiarly adapted to the relief and cure ot all female complaints, exerting a wonderful direct Influence In giving strength and tone to the organs. If you have Loss at Appetite, Constipa tion, Headache, Fainting Spells, or are Nervous, Sleepless, Excitable, Melan choly or troubled with Dlszy Spells, Elec tric Bitters la the medicine you need. Health and Strength are guaranteed by Its use. Large bottles only SO cents at Chas. Rogeri' drug- store. T.1INLY VIGOR ONCB MORE la harmony with tha wnrM. 9nnA completely enred men are whsuis oappy pnurn tor hi. iniou at and most tao eessf ul ears for sex- lost vigor known to medical science. Aa account of tbls won drrfui dueowry, la bonk fnrtn.wlih ref erences ud proofs, . . - - wiu on eut u sm- iotios uiwn tsesieni rret. mil manly vigor permaneoUy restored. Failure impost! bio. ERIE MEDICAL C0..EUFFAL0.N.Y. ISM I I'iT.. .V ON HALLOWE.'EN. Clifford Howard, In Wa-hing,'on Post. On Haillowe'en we sealed our pllsht; Upon the dark and witching night. When lovers pray that Fate may T.ww The form of coming weal or woe. Amid tihe eerie candle-light. For ever by some mystic rite Have mortars gained a fleeting sight Of .what the future hotlh to show, On Hallowe'en. But what care I for mj'a'brles trite To tell me of the season's flight? Tho present with Its rosy glow Was all 3 cared to have or know, For She had sealed my future bright On Hallowe'en. Acts at once, never fans. One Minute Cough Cure. A remedy for asthma, and that feverlshi condition which accom panies a severe cold. The only harmless remedy that produces Immediate results. Chas. Rogers. Joe Fifer has monkeyed with the buzz saiw In Jock Tanner's wawmlll. It makes no notoe and you can never tell it's go ing until you feel it. St. Louis Republic. Or. Price's Cream Baking; Powder Contains no Ammonia) or Alum. The Republican party has always had to make good 'the deficits of the Demo- muilln na.lru ihnNh In .A. a a,bIa amA no- tlon. It will have to do so again. uetroit journal. A. G. Bartley, of Magic, Pa., writes: 1 feel It is a duty ot mine to inform you and the public that DelWtt's Witch Ha zel Salve cured me of a very bad case of eczema. It also cured my boy of a running sore on his leg. Chas. Rogers. Probably the wbrst Jab yet made at the Allison boom is the remark of the Boston Globe that tihe Iowa statesman would be a very tame sort of president in contrast iwfJtlh Cleveland. Kansas City Journal. ROYAL Baking Powder has beta awarded highest honors at every world's fair where exhibited. , The Hon. Carl Schurz has coma out from undtr the bed and again claim to be 4n eomi.TO.nd of the German-American vote. Atlanta Constitution. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorla. When she was a Child, she cried for Castorla, When she became Miss, she clung to Castorla, When she bad Children, she gavetbem Castorla, TAKE THE BEST 25cts., soots. SLOOBottlo. Onscent adoss. It is sold, on ft Kuuantes by all drug gists. It cures Incipient Consumption, aod if-ths best Cough ard Croup Outs. For Sale by S. W. Cnnn. These tiny Ctpsulis iifosuperlori to Ualsam of Coiutibo, Cubcbs and Injoctions, Uffflf They cure iu 48 hours tho some diseases without anylncon-l Tonlenca SOLO BY ALL DRUGQiSTS 0UNSET 0 IIMITFn L.IITII I LUi HKASON OF lMr)j.iS0O. Tuiiee a Week BETWEEN San Francisco AND New Orleans Over the Great s unset Route ii Leaving San Francisco Tuesdays and Saturdays From Tuesday, Nov.'5, 1895. Uhe mot complete, modern, elegantly eouinotd and MrfMttv .n.in v.i boied TransconUnemal Train in America. r.w tquipmWR. especliJly designed for tbrs service. Direct connections in New Orleans for ail Eastern points. Quick time. rswr rs is jtVi ;. -v i t i m if j-t m Heal Estate (Deo, Backers and Easiness IHeo Of Astoria Generally. A POIHTBR ! VCall Into ths Astorlan office and get sample copies of our regu lar Commercial edition. It Means JMoney in Yout Pocket. FREEMAN & HOLMES. Blacksmiths. Special attention paid to steamboat re pairing, nrst-ciass norsesaoelng, etc LOGGING CflJBP JOORK A SPECIALTY 187 Olney street, between Third and and Fourth, Astoria, Or. Aa Franklin says, good dress opens all doors, you should not lose sight of the fact that a perfect fitting suit is the main feature. Wanamaker & Brown are noted for fit, workmanship and superiority of Qualities. Their rep resentative visits Astoria every three months. Office 64 Dekum Building, Portland, Or Reserve orders till you have seen the spring line of sample Snap A Kodak at any man coming out ol our store and you'll get s portrait of a man brimming over witli pleasant thoughts. 8ucu quality In the liquors we bave to offer are enough to PLEASE ANY MAN. Conge and Try Them HUGHES & CO. 15 THERE? Is there a man with heart so cold. That from his family would withhold The comforts which they all could find In articles of FURNITURE of th right kind. And we would suggest at this season, nice Sideboard, Ei tension Table, or se of Dining Chairs. We have the Urges and finest line ever shown In the city and at prices that cannot fall to pleas the closest buyers. HEILBORN & SON. Few Hen Would Ask for a Finer Dinner than those we serve. We're trying tn every way to make them the most en' joyable In town. All the "good things' of the. season cooked by our excellent cook In tbe most delicious style. Perfect service. If you Invite a friend to the Palace Restaurant the place is a sufficient guar antee fbat ne will receive a pro mem The Palace Restaurant ASTORIA IRON WORKS CotKomly St, foot ol Jackson. Astoria. General Machinists and Boiler Makers Land and Marin Engines. Boiler work, Steam boat and Cannery Work a Specialty. Castings of All Descriptions Made to Order or, Short Notice, lohn Fox. President and Superintended A. L. Fox Vice President 0. B. Prael , Secretar Are You Going East? If so, drop a line to A C. Sheldon, general agent of the "Burlington Rou'j." 250 Washington St., Portland. He will mall you free of charge, maps, time tables, and advise you as to trie through rates to any point, reserve sleeping car accommodations for you, and furnish you with through tickets via either the Northern, Union, South. em. Canadian Pacific, and Great North ern railroads at the very lowest rates obtainable. The Burlington Route Is generally jonoeded to be the finest equipped rail road In the world for all classes of travel. Canadian Pacific RAILWAY. AMERICA'S Greatest - Trans-Contineiital Railway System. TO OCEAN IN Palace Dining Room and Sleeping Cars. Luxurious Dining Cars. Elegant Day Coaches. ALSO - Observation ' Cars, allowing Unbroken Views of the Wonderful Mount ain Country. : $5.00 and $10.00 Saved on all tickets East. Tourist cr the best on whrels. Equipments ol the Very finest throofhuut. ' -ALSO- Canadlan Pacific MM -TO- China and Japan. China steamers leave Vancouver, B. C: Empress of ladii Empress of Japan Empress of China Enrress of mitt tapreusf Jaraa Eapress of Chiaa Aug. 5th. Aug s6th. Spt rth. Oct. Mth., Nov.. trth.l : DtC 9th. t ! Australia! steasarr leave Vaacoaver, B. C istfe ef a vary aseatlu For ticket 'rates and Information rail on or address JAS. FINLAYSON, Aeent, Acrnria fir W. F. Carann, Traveling Pass. Aet , Geo. McL. Brown, Dst Pass. Aet, Vancouver, B. c PROFESSIONAL. JJADB German Physician. KclrCtlo. DR PHyJiCUN AND SURGEON. Office over Albert Dunbar's store, cor. tin and Co -imerclal. Prices: Calls, $1; confinements, J10.00. Operations at sfflce free; medicines furnished. W. C. LOGAN. D. L. 8.. DENTAL, PARLOUS Man sell Block. 671 Third street DR. EILIV JANSON. PHYSICIAN AND bllJlOEOiN Office over Olsen's drug store. Hours. 10 to 12 a. m.; 2 to 6 and 7 to 8 p. ua. Sun days, 10 to U. LIBERTY P. MULUN1X. M. D., PHYSICIAN AND BUKUiiON Office, 6Mi Third su, Astoria, Oro. Special attention given to all cbronl diseases. Da O. B. ESTE8, PHYSICl iN AND 3UHOEON Special attention to diseases ot "iu en and surgery. Office over Danzlger's store. Astoria Telephone yo 51 JAY TUTTLE. tt. D. PHYSICIAN. SURGEON, AND JMXJOUCHEUK. Office, Booms and 6, Pythian Building. Hours, 10 to 12 and t to 6. Residence, 3, Cedar street DOCTOR ALFRED INNEY, OFFICE AT HIS RESIDENCE. May be found In his office until 11 o'clock mornings, from 12 noon until t p. m., and from 6 until 7:30 evenings. H. T. CROSBY, JVTTORNEY-AT-LAW. 468 Commercial Street. W. M. LaForce. S. B. Smith. LaFORCE & SMITH, ATTORNEYS-AT-YAW, 886 Commercial street J. Q. A. BOWLBY, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR - AT LAV. Office on Second Stitet. Astoria. Oi. J. N. Dolph. Richard Nixoa Chester V. Dolph. DOLPH. NIXON & DOLPH, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Portland, Oregon, 24, 25, 26, and 27, Hamilton Building. All legal and col- 1CUUUU UUIU1CH IVlll.lJT bWUUCU w. Claims against the government a spe cialty. SOCIETY MEETINGS. TEMPLE LODGE NO. 7, A. F. and A. M. Regular communications held on the first and third Tuesday evening of each month. W. G. HOWELL, W. M. E. C. HOLDEN. Swatary. MISCELLANEOUS. REAL ESTATE, NOTARY PUBLIC. W. C. CAS9BLL, 178 Tenth street. WHEN IN POHT1-AND Call .jo Handley & Haas, 160 First street and get the Dally Astorlan. Vlsitore need not miss their morning papei win it there. BEVERAGES WINES AND BKANDlfo,-;. .in fandel wine Instead of coffee hi t... r"ifty cents per gallon. Uon'i logei peach and apricot brandy. Alsu Fremiti Cognac and w'.ne at Alex Gilbert EXTENDED SYMPATHY. "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you," is sympathetically shown In tbe following lines, the pre sumption being that sympathy is t'-rn, Or Akin to naln Or anrrnw! "Gentlemen: Please send Kraune's Headache Capsules as follows: Two boxes to Flora Seay, Havanna. N. Dak. Two boxes to LUlle Wilcox, Brookland, N. Dak. 1 nave always been a great sufferer from headache and your Cap sules are the only tUng that relieves me." Yours very truly, FLORA SEAY. Havana, N. Dak. For sale by Chas. itogers, Astoria. Or. Sole Agent A. V. ALLEN, DEALER IN Groceries, Flour, Feed, Provisions, F ruits Vegetables, Crockery, Glass and Plated Ware. Loggers' Supplies. Cor. Cass aud Squemoque Streets. Astoria, Ort DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP. Notice is hereoy given that the partner ship heretofore existing between the un dersigned, under the firm name and style Oregon Transportation Company, is this day dissolved by mutual consent. All outstanding bills or accounts being pay able to Capt. Paul Schrader, and he as suming the payment of all debts due by said firm. Astoria, Or., May 13. 1895. PETER H. CRIM, PAUL SCHRADER. STEAMERS Telephone & Bailey Gatzert Columbia River and Puget Sound Nav igation co. Two Daily Boat to Portland ' Telephone" leaves Astoria at 7 p. m. daily (except SnDrlav). v oept 8nnd;v:'"auU UH"y ". lit. j.. w 7 u",zert ' 'ves Astoria Tnes Idf' nrsday, Friday and ein7.t 7 T m '' 8Dml,,y leaves rortnind dnily at 8 p. m . eept Sunday. On Salarday nigh' al ll C. Vf. STONE, Airent, Aftoiia. XT. B. Soott. VtJJ0 No- E- A. Seeley, Qsn'l Agt. Portland. S. H. W1LLETT, PLUMBING, 0 and Steam FltOnj, Hot Air, Steam and Water Heating.-.. V Twelfth street Astnria. Or Borth Paeifie Brecaery JOHN KOPP.Prop Bohemian Lager Beer And XX PORTEP. a