THE DAILY ASTOKIAN, ASTOK1A, SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 15, 1895. Timothy's Mother's Pumpkin Pies. ("taiidarj I iilun. When Timothy anil I were first married ho used to say a grout deal about hU mother's pumpkin ijI .? j. We were board ing, then, and I, of couixe, had no oppor tunity of trying my Hk 1.1, therefore Old not feel tat all hurt by such remarks. as 1, myself, had often wished for even a look or sniff at tome of the rich golden looking pies that came out at the oven In pic 'em all out clean and put 'em under the stovo to dry, where VI don't care anything about the need," I Interrupted, "I want the pie." "Oh, weD, then you scrape It ull out nlco with a spoon an Iron pooii. Have you got on Iron spoon, Dorothy?" "No," 1 answered; "won't any spoon do?" "Iron ones Is the best; and In piekln' the little back kitchen at mv c-!rlhood' out one, remember that a kinder short borne. So when we went to housekeep- handled one U best for jsuch purpose, Inc. rit mb In th falll almost th first ana one tnat If th mr eatabe that Timothv sent home "wen, now aoout me pie: from the market was a great big pump- "Yea, you shall Jiave it. You cut it kin. I rolled it Into the utoreroom. after all 'round In rings, you know, and then a tussle with It for nejxlv ten minutes, you peel it all clean. You want a good, nnd then -.t down tr hnufhe. t'linkinir sharp knife, a stout one, too. You've what a nltv we had to nav rent for a seen my old bread knife, na-ven t you: i home to live In Vhen this big yellow got that when I was first married, and pumpkin ahell mljrht serve our purpose I ve used It ever since. You ougiit to so well to set up housekeeping in. I sit have one. They're handy things In the and thought a'jout it so long holding my kitchen. I remember Timothy B father noor. tired hand that I really fancied saw 1 ocean to feel like the traditional wife "What do you ao mxi: 1 amn '.;er.- of "Peter. Peter. Pumukln Eater." who ting almost impatient was so cruelly Imprisoned by her llcsre "W ny, cni.a, wnat a nurry you re in loi'J for fafa keeping. Oh! but it was a Be you goin' to mike 'em right aw.y terribly huge snecimen a perfect Jum- tnia minit: bo more than we could eat in a whole I thought not If I had to wait to .earn month of thlrtv-one days If we had how from Her. pumpkin every diy for dinner, and a "Then cut It all up Into places about so irood sized section In between meals. 1 tig measuring with her lingers and put irot Timothv to ehoD It ontn that night it all In a kettle and stew it." with the axe. and It took some irood. you put water In?" 1 Inquired. stout blows, even ifor his strong arms. "Of course, it would 'bum If you didn't ''Well. I didn't know that was the D' not mucn, mir it every little wnnc uav vou ontn them." he Danted. as at "" your Iron spoon. Tou munc have lest, after an Ineffectual struggle to hold one- itpclf together. It succumbed to the vlg- "How long shall I cook It?" I ankd. ornu. Mown of the newlv shemened ava. "Why, till It's done, of course. and lay In hivves upon the kitchen floor. "How'll I know when It's done?" I von- "My mother, I'm sure, ussl' to take lureu inquire, teeiing sure tne oia take the bltcher knife." Iaay thought me a dunco In the culinary "MaVhn vmit mnthfr lltln'f a I tine. "Why, It will be all soft, you know, and kinder mushy like, like apple sias you know how that ts?" "Oh, yes; I know so mueh. Then how pumpkin as bis as a washtub," I an swered. "I picked out a nice l'arsfe one, so It wmtM !nal a trnnl uihilo T llla numnlfln nln vnii Unniv ! " mieklv renllert tho & V31 make the pie?" pumpkin chopper. . "Ju8t " ya wou!J MS' P'. ""ly the ,W rut nn n mill nnrtlnn of It thnf Inside is filled with custard, nnd you .vt.lilno- Tltnnthv he'nlnir mo mn am in don't have no top crUS-t." show me "Just how mother did." I had . Tel1, ,llow do you a" lt? 1 PerslstL,J' never made a pumpkin pie, but I felt 'Pellng determined It i-houldn't be my sure It was ei-sy to do, as I had oftin fault a,fter thl8' whftt 1 nr"w about seen Norah, the cook, at home, rolling Pumpkin pi wasn't all there was to be the paste and making pretty little seal kp 'round the edges of the tins. 1 went to bed wishing It was morning, so I could go to work, and I dreamed Tim othy and his mother were playing base ball with pumpkins, and using the axe for a 'ball cub. After breakfast, next morning, I hurried Into the kitchen, put on my baking apron, and proceeded to begin the- delightful task. I do not ppeak ironically when I say "delightful," task for I Was eager to teat my skill, and prove to that plo-lovlng Timothy that there was one woman In the world who could make hb good pumpkin pies as motncr.used to! I concluded that I wouldn't mike more known. "You take soma of your pumpkin and put it In a basin or pin or bowl or little pall, or anything you happen to hive that will hold all you want to fix; pur. In some milk." "How much?" I asked. "Oh, I don't know; It depends on how much pumpkin you have; put In a pinch of salt." I looked at her fingers to see how much one of her "plnehea" would be. "Take, some eggs." "How many?" I asked. "Oh, well, child, Just as many as you can afford. Home take more and some take less. And sug.ir; and then nut in ginger or than three at first. I found my recipe ?L"K c nnam"' or, a l fni- ihn prt .1,-t v., ,v , "". according to t.'ir.to; stir It al! up together end bake It.' ((If , no .. . . After mixing that sufficiently I paused m ' Yh, Vh . , i . .T' r''el" nd imin rw.,,1 nvc- .h n.inZT.in. LnT 'nat tnn 1 w I listened the more I didn t know. and again read over tho recipe "Line your tin with; the taste-put In the ao pies" this happened to be apples, but of rourso pumpkin was made the same "season to taste, cover with the paste, and bake.' I lined the three pies, put In lheJ1Ul?leT LPi,mi,.!.:".alLnl,:e.?n.d J-t take Tknlfe and even, put on some ugar, and then "Why, until they're done good. No raw pumpkin pies for me." 'How will I know when they're ilune?" (I was growing desperate.) "WeM, when you think they're done, part it In the mid dle and see how It looks, and If It seems stopped aga.ln-"What else did Nor.i put iX I L i . . " "eemS In plea? oh! water; I've seen her put f'H , e',a"1 . don ' run nor water In apple pies;" I thought, too; a y "8 ttl' rlwht-' Piece of butter wouldn't hurt It any. 1 , "'' . "T ,",1 J"? t' ,l0,ks? The had hard her sav. "An- .nr. th hnt.hor p.lo.or Uve knlfo? An'' whlcH looks milky? " ' . , anil tllll thin l,nll.. t it.. ... w season uii most anvthlni " I on,. Mn' " "..l"1 ",u ",,,,B miua;e or think of anything else to put In, unless i. ,, , . It was salt and pepper, and feeling some- I fm."f ."h '," T ljraln'I ,ut what doubtful about these, I omitted " Z J h.!fa'"?.,1 a 1 ie" them, and hastened to crown the pie with k": ; ,," , ,, . ''"l"-"" " ' the ton crust. 1 took inln fh,.r ,n .h 1 k.n"w now that took egs, and milk Mti' -nlinn. .ho.,'.! L ., anu WW Wd alt and cinnamon, gin little scallops hould bo even, and the little tree I mado Ir. Iho middle with n knife wasn't as graceful as Nora's re nngore used to fashion them but tho fo ilage wa much more luxuriant I put the three Bister pies In tho oven. and they might, with perfect consisten cy, .have been labeled, respectively "faith," "Hope," and "Charity," for suro.y they each wore a benign t'xnres- alon and two of these virtues had called Into requisition many tlmoj since I 'first set my yes upon that big, ye low pumpkin being dumped from tho grocer's cart at our ?ack door. rn charity," however, came along later, wnen wa came to eat tliei.i. 1 opener the oven door every five niln utes to see how near done thy were. In spite of which they did bake at last, and I Thought them forth from1 their Iron prison nu set them In a row on the niii-iieu lauio anu stood back to admire mem, as an experimental piece of my own handiwork. As I looked, It Hushed across my mind that somehow they umn i iook just like pumpkin ple ought to look; "ought to be yellower." I said to myself, "Must be they put something -egg-or something on top kind of cus- taid, maybe," liut how to do It! I didn't know and I hadn't any recipe book, and l wouldn't ask my neighbors, so I do. elded to wait till Timothy came home nnd ask h'lm. Alny'be he'd know. As soon as I heard his step at tho door. I (lew to tell him or my sniveia. "They're all done, and they're beauti ful, only 1 havon't put tho top on yet," w.is my greeting ns ho opened the door. "And don't you know how your mother used to do It and don't they" "Why, what are you talking about, Dolly?" asked Timothy, as soon ns he could. "Why, come and see-p!es my pies Ain't they nice? It I only knew how they put tho yellow top on." "Well, Dolly," said Timothy, as ho be gan to laugh, and then tried not to. "J guesi for this once we'll try them a they are-rwver mind the top. p.ul didn't you know, dear, that folks don't put a top crust on pumpkin pl.s? You've got too ini!el top, instead of not enough, but wf can pai mem an tn same, I guom. Ncv. er mind. Mistakes will happen to the best of cooks." I watn't ex.vctly tatifhVd, but raid nothing, and sat down to the tabli wltlt my enthusiasm somewhat abated. We got through with the itenk and potatoes, etc., and then I cut the p:e and brought a plwe of It to Timothy. I thought It seomed funny, as I peered between the rruste, but concluded further remarks from me might be better mir i!d, Wl only seemed to expose my Ignorance. Timothy looked at It rather suspiciously, I thought, then balanced a dainty morsel on his fork and tasted It. Il. swa. lowed It by also taking a big drink of e.ifi'.e to help It along, liitf instead of taking any more, he put down hl; fork and looked ueron the table at me, with nls face drawn In spite of him into a smile. "Dolly, how did you make this pie?" "How?" I asked; "why, put tho pump kin and covered It up. and tucked In ail snug around th edge Jmt as any body would." "Didn't you stew It?" "What! the pie? No, of couivo not!" I replied, Indignantly, thinking he . oiilMli'g me. "Oh. dear; I didn't know you had to," 1 sobbed, Just as the laugh acos the table broke out uncontrollably;, but It cead it tin tears rolleJ down my chieks. "Well, poor Utile girl," h raid, "you didn't know, did you? I'll h.ive mother come down here for a vlxlt, and show you bow; then we'll have om. pes, n't we, Dolly?" I lovtd Timothy's mother, so I was ld to have her come. She had hardly been In the house an hour when 1 drew my chair up cloxe and asked her U' she wou.u Degln at the beginning and tell , me how to make pumpkin pies. "Why, yes, child." sjl.1 she, taking oft ner sprciarles and'lplrig the ;(, ur tiiiies. i Kept saying it over to myself as, I went n'bout mv work nfiep Timothy's mother had gono, and made up. a little tune and kept singing la softly to myself even adding nnother lino or my own somposltlon to make out a whole verse. Kgg, mil'k, sugar, salt, Cinnamon, ginger, tpke, Timothy's mother's pumpkin p.. Very lino and nice. I tried tho rei'lne one d.iv. an near v no I could, from tho confused Ideas 1 h.ui gained, and the result was an Improve ment on my first attempt, though the pie was not "like mother's" after , nil nnd I didn't blame her son for s.-ivlnir n Wo ate iromo of It, though It cut like cneese, and our throats smarted for an hour after our repast, owing to tho over dose of cinnamon, ginger, salt and all spice. Then I wrote and got Nora's re cipe in full, and she added In a startling postscript, mostly made up of capitals: Winnie anu Don't nuT IN 2 mmf'H Of tlHi I'unKON. YouSIO pldnty ot MIIjK." Hememberlng tho euvphatlc caution. 1 used all tho milk I had In tlh hou? and Chen hailed a passing milkman nnd bought another two-ipi.irt pall full. The consequence was, when I took my pies from the oven, tlwre was onlv the rrui and a brown blister over the bottom or the tin. The pumpkin was almost ns thick as the crust not quiteby actual measurement. Then I gave un and con cluded 1 couldn't afford to be making pastry for my n, Ijjiuuri' cats and dogs to quarrel over, so f.ir n time we bought our pies, Unit they were not "like moth. er'a" and one day, lii-d'iigii-t, I mado up my mind, and made It up to st ', that J wou l know how to make niimnUIn nlc If I ha I to tarn all by myielf. urd tiiend tho remainder of my life In learning, flo I bex.in cautlous'y experimenting, nildlmr a mue nere nnu leaving out a Utile thero, Timothy all tho while supaoslnir thev came from the bakery, saying row and then: "I believe they mui-t have a ne.v baker lown at Hrowu'a shop; thcs.i nice aro great te.il inciter than they usd to be, ren i iney most n gor.t as vour mother's?" I .ked, one day. Vtny, of rourso, tliey arc not like ner.i, 'lie raid, "but then, for baker's pies they are exceptionally good." One day Timothy's mother rime over to see him on business. She arrived In the afternoon and must return next day on the 11:20 train. I had some pumpkin already stewed, ready for pls, and a happy thought struck me-she should make the pie. The next morning I tleii my big gingham apron around her portly fi rm,, nnd !ie went at It. flhe attended to the Uiklng of them all, and then she had to go. At dinner time. I hroiuht a P.oee to Timothy. It was tuo kind that was dark looking and strong tasting. Me dldn t eein to have much of an ap petite for It. Kinul y iltf spoke: "Just what I was waiting for. That Jrr." l ,U1 m,,, 1 This diesn t begin to b.i as good as those we Ve been having lately." I thought so myself. Im'i I xii.i. ..r-u.. dear, don't this taste like your mother'. othy. taking up tho thread whers- his mother had dropped It, "thotrs dear 67d pumpkin pics. I can almost taste them now." "Well, wu will have soino loinorro, my son," was the reply. Tomorrow came and brought wltli It a bountiful supply of work, so J went into the kitchen after breakfast to help. No "hired h..'lp" ruled there, ro I felt free to do this. "Well, I spose I must make some pump. kin pies for Timothy," she said, as she came up from the cellar, witn a pan o milk ; and that makes ire think, Doro. tny. What on earth did you mean by making such ugly eyes, and all them curls motions last night?" Then I told her my ruse about the pies, and when I repeated what Timothy said the burst out laughing. "The ungrateful scamp!" said she "he's gettin' too particular; you must take his high notions down a bit. l'l warrant your pies are better'n mine, if you've rpent so much time practicing. Folks tufiu cnanges as iney grow oiu er. and that's v.l it's the matter with Timothy. The hungry schoolboy of fif teen vears ago ain't the same as the busy man of today not on the vittles question. Now, I want you to make the nits today, Dorothy, and 1 won t let on, and he'll think I made 'cm, and let's see what ho will say. Dear old Mother Clover! I ran up and put my arms around her neck and hugg ed her until she grew red In the face and her spectacles fell off, I was so pleasu with this Idea of her old brain. I made the ules after my own recipe I had work. ed out In my kitchen worked out with hopes and fears with expectation and trembling; but with final victory. I had measured everything, from the salt to the sugar, and I knew how. They came out of tha oven rich and yellow, with a tinge of brown over their 3hlning tops, nnd a delicious odor that made Mother Clover snfff her nose and say, as she saw them In a row on the pantry shelf "Well, well, Dorothy! Them beats mine.' "I couldn't cat much dinner, I was In nuh a hurry for pics. "Now, mother, said Timothy, at last, "all ready for some of that famous pie you promiseJ me." The old lady gave a sly wink and went into the kitchen, and brought In a large pleee, handing It to Timothy, and one also for his father. "That's It," Eald Timothy, as soon as he tasted It, "the very fame, I'd know that anywhere. Now Dolly, If you'll learn just how to make euch plea as this, and make mo some whsn we get home, I'll buy you a nice silk dress. Dolly's a splendid cook, moth er, but you know it's quite a knack to make plea like yours. I suppose It takes a good deo.1 of experience. "Seems to me these are better n usual, mother, Said Father Clover. "Yes, your mother does make uncommon good pies, Timothy. " "My son," said Mother Clover, "don't you think you are a little grain notional about pumpkin pies? Now, I believe Dor otliy can make just as good a pie as this." We have had pretty good ones from the bakery," replied Timothy, "but the .Inst wo had were horrid. They're not to bo depended upon. Tho oM mother looked at me and i fte t her eyebrows. My face felt as hot though It had kept company with the pies in the oven. She thep looked straight at Timothy. "Timothy, my son, that statement don't seem ti arcc with your other remarks about your mother' cook ing." "I was speaking of those we hid at home," he answered, "from llrown's bak ery." "I thought maybe you meant the batch I made when I was there last wiek." "You mad??" "Yes; I made some for you." "Why. you didn't say anything about It, Dolly," said Timothy, looking re proachfully at me. "Were those the ones?" "Yes," 1 faltered, "I thought I'd sur prise you, but after you expressed your opinion about the.n an J spoke of v'sit Ing here, I concluded to wuit awhile Lefore telling you." "Well, they weren't much like these. of leas weight and containing less yolk or suint, and therefore of lighter shrinkage, although tho change has in some cases resulted from 0. dry season." BULGARIAN TRADE. rnesj are fiynilld. "My con," 5ald his mother airain. "I've something e!?c to tell you; 1 didn't make till s.i pies!" "You didn't? Wei, who dil?" "Vour wife, Dorolhy." "Dolly? Dolly mika these'" The nok on Ills fner. was ludlcroua to fe. Hut I hud my hand on his arm, and my face close to his, and I whispered, "Forgive me, dear. I on'y ivinteJ to know my pies were , Jiist as good as mother's pl,i. I'll take that silk dress, If you please,' "Well, iDolly, you shall surely lu It, for though n little sooner thun I thoiuht, you have fairly earned It, not only by your pic-maklng, but by your womanly tart In bringing your huv'iand to his senses." How Father and Mother Clover did Inugh, and we all Joined In till Timothv declared he knew he had room for an ol her piece of "mother's pie." Now, If you are a woman reading this, and If you are married, nnd If you are your own cook a'so your husb.inJ's and If Tom, Dick or Harry have ever hinted that they don t get such nies. or puddings, or doughnuts or something us "mother" used to make, don't pout or tee, nurt nt tne insinuation, but take tho dear mother-in-law Into confidence; maybe she'll help you ns mine helped me. t-nd maybe if you manage just right you'll get a silk d:ecs In the bargain. Dorothy Clover. The London Financial News say: "While the political aspect of Bulgaria and the Balkan states Is regardea with keen interest by ail those who follow the course of contlnc-nt.il evonUi, there ore comparatively few who care or know much about Bulgaria from a commercial point of view. The principality has been supposed to be moderately prosperous, notwithstanding that it 1 a purely agri cultural country, and, as far a3 Great Gritain Is concerned. It takes a fair Ehare of our manufactures. The people are industrious and thrifty, and appear to lie quite ready to adapt themselves to the latest principles of co-operative com 1 blnation; in fact, so sensible are they that one wonders how they can tolerate the scandalous outrages on life nn l prop erty that are so common in Soda, and culminated in the murder of M. Stam- buloff. Mr.' Vice-Consul Dalvlel reports that Joint stock enterprise continues to find great favor, and a company has taken over the oldest private brewery in Roustchouk, while another company has bought up the rival private establishment for making aerated wuters, and has now a practical, monopoly, nearly all the sell ers of the water being shareholders in it. In Mr, Oalzlel's opinion, lli-j Bui garlans will gradually establish joint stock manufactories of almost everything required In tho country, and as the shares will' be In small amounts, they will get every little dealer to be a share holder. In addition to ths advantage or combination there is another Incentive to Joint-stock enterprise, because the first undertaking of each sort "will be grant ed Immunity from customs duty for a number of years, an so placed In a fa vorahle position to secure It against for eign competition. It would appear, there fore, that the Bulgarians have a pretty good idea of business, and have quickly caught on to the merits of trade combi nations, "The general trade of Bulgaria In ISill was not so good as In the previous year, owing principally to the diminution w the wheat exports on account of a noor harvest and low agricultural prices. The total exports amounted -to 2,91?.2A, of which grain represented f2.23-i.852, and the decrease of f.740,000 under this head, as compared with 1833, is almost exactly ac counted for by the smaller sum realized for grain. Tho statistics show that 2;!2,0W tons less grain were exported in lffli than in 1893, with a decrease of 710,000 in value, and the e'ffect of low prices Is il lustrated 'by the fuct that while in 1891 the exports of grain were 33,500 tons larg er than In 1S92, their value was about 73,0(iO less. On the other hand, the Im ports last year amounted to 3,96:1,166, an Increase of about flKO.rtOO over 1893, at tributed to tha laying in of large stocks In view of the new excise law. There was, however, an increase of nearly 100, 000 In lmport3 unaffected by the new law.vlz., In textiles, but It Is to be re gretted that England derived no benefit from It, since British exports to Bulga ria under this head show a slight decline. It may be doubted whether much reliance can be placed on the otliclal figures, for the custom house return of the export of attar of roses is wholly inaccurate, ac cording to our vlee-consul In Eastern Itoumella. Returning to the general con dition of Bulgaria, it must certuiniy be admitted that, considering her Internal troubles and her few years of Independ ent political existent'?, progress has been made which is encouraging fo:' the future." E. ricNEIL, Receiver. Gives Choice of ! t Jmo Transcontinental; Koutes, What is &3 Via SpokiHlC illlti St. PmuI. Vi.. ami Omaha or M.Panl. Pullman nnd Tourist Heelers Free Ce3linlng Ch Ira Car Astoria to San Francisco. Columbia, Friday, Sept. 6. State of California, Wednesday, Sept. 11 Columbia, Monday, Sept. 16. State, Saturday, Sept. 21. Columbia, Thursday, Sept. 20. State, Tuesday, Oct.. 1. Columbna, Sunday, Oct. 6. SALARIES Astoria and Portlnd Steamers. T. J. Potter leaves Astoria Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thuifday and Fri day at 7 p. in., and Sunday upon her arrival from llwaco In ihe evening. Leaves Portland Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sat urday at 7 a. m. R. It. Thompson leaves Astoria daily, except Sunday at 6:45 a. m., leaves Port land daily, except Sunday, at 8 p. m. On Saturday will leave at 10 p. m. For rtiteu and general information call on or address C. F. OVERBAUGH, Commercial Agent, Astoria, Or. W H. HURLBURT, Gen. Pa. Agt., Portland, Or. Castoria Is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants and Children. It contaias neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor OIL It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years' use by Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays fevcrishncss. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd, cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves teething troubles, cures constipation and flatulency. Castoria assimilates tho food, regulates the stomach nnd bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas toria is tho Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend. Castoria. "Castoria Is an excellent medicine for chil dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me of its good effect upon their children." Da. G. C. Osgood, Lowell, Mass. "Castoria Is the best remedy for children of which I am acquainted. I hope the day is not far distant when mothers will consider the real interest of their childre'n, and use Castoria instead of the various quack nostrums which are destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium, morphine, soothing syrup and othr hurtful agents down their throats, thereby (ending them to premature graves." Da. J. F. KiNCHiiLOE, Couway, Ark. Castoria. " Castoria is so well adapted to children that I recommend h as superior to any prescription known to me." H. A. Archer, M. T hi So. Oxiord St., Brooklyn, N. Y. "Our physicians in the children's depart ment have spoken highly of their experi ence In their outside practice with Castoria, and although we only have among our medical supplies what is known as regular products, yet wc are free to confess that the merits of Castoria has won us to look with favor upon it." United Hospital and Dispensary, Boston, Mass. Allen C Smith, Pres. Clatsop Bead? time: card Of THIC Tha Centaur Company, 77 Murray Street, Now York City. EXPOSITION Portland, Oregon. oriNs October 5th. Seash'ore Railway Company In Kffect AuuUHt 20, 1805. Iloils le.ivo Aslo:la i.nu half hour before trains uhvos lrldro. TRAINS LEAVE 11R1DOE. Tims. Connections. I'ald fihlp Officers and Kmployes No I diicemont for Sea Life. pl either? "No. not om bit. Oh, Holly! I w,n you couM c.u jamc of nor pumpkin uie onco." F Once wCI do, I thought. Wo nwer have na.iiH Mi'ii io no mere In the right season for II. ni H i yjj say to coming out there ana uptnjiiiK it few t.iyi this fall?' "Oh, ?.' I answered, for we always h:id nU-o times at Iho farm. 80 went. We had hardly trot our raps 1 am ani, bofor h began: Mother, 1 w.int nmt pumpkin pie. I'm hungry for ioiw of rn old-faahloned kind."' "Oh,. thus plM I mad.!" began the old lady, looking at m I w!;ik J both eyes and ahook mv h,l j and madf motions and shook my linger iowsr.1 rimotiry. wno naa rln to grwet his father at tho door, and who did not (loi.n ri!oit'C'Tio ,y.d puut.s London Statist pays: "Win- n till, rise 111 prices comes which Is certain to fol low upon the enormous lm-r.i.-e In the gold production 0f the world, that Is now going on, an Important step will be taken toward the relief or thosj dllticulties. If prices, for example, wera to r'so In pi r cent, then It is cle ir that ll per cent mure money wou'.d be required to carry the goods of ltd idiu'.s In tho country; or, what Is the rime thing. 10 per cent more credit, for every Increase of cred it would necessitate nn incr-.'aie of bank reserves, and ro would augment the use for money. Hut a rlsj In prices of lo per cent would be accompanied by ;in . creased activity In trade, which would prohab'.y swell the volun-e of trade in another 10 per rent, and so wou'd give rise to a further demand for money. In the meantime population Is growing, the area undir cultivation Is being extended, the foundations of new Industries are being laid, and ultimately, no doubt. If cong;-es does not pass som other in flation act. the country will grow up to the need for all the money It possesses at present. H-it while th country Is growing, unless sumcthln Is don to re lieve the tnipuiary dlftU-ultle, there Is iKe-y to be a recurrence of alarm, and po.'Jlbly of crisis." WOOL CLIP OK 1893. corner of her apron. "Kir , . Wl-"" evidently dl.T The Boston Industrial Review prints the following: "The National Associa tion of Wool Manufacturers will publish in us aepiemner llulletln the results of Its Investigations concerning the wool clip of the I'nlied States for IRii. The. woj: product la put at SU.2sa,7 pound, wash ed and unwashed. Including ,0OO,0O0 pull ed wool, against 525,210,713 pounds in 1M Reduced to a aeoured basis, the total rroduct la placed at lS.Tt8.1BO pounds. The number of sheep on the 1st of April Is estimated at SMMS.Ml. und th average weight of fleece at S.J75 pounds. Lust year the average weight of fleece was 2 pounds, the alight variation-arising chiefly from the reduction In weight in Pennsylvania, Colorado and Utah. In most cases where the weight of fleeces has been reduced there will also be fround a reduction in the shrinkaga between the condition of the wool as sheared and its scoured state. This is caused in most by the crossing of nwliioa with (Now York Press.) i n, ess a man has a stronir liklnir ii navai me Mere Is little reason for hi to ship on a man-of-nn.tr In any capaclt 1 .ie commander of a cruiser 'like the o.uniDia gets JUM) a year if a captain If a commander, fl.500, the suboidlnnii olllcers ringing from 9."0 for naval ca dets to $2,800 for lieutenant commanders Captains of marines get $2,000 a year, en jineers im'i nil-peons from iSl 7i:ii JI-'OO and so on. The crew are enlist,. men, ami get from III In Sll n mnnlh reity otticers go up to fiO and $10. From n pecuniary standpoint a berth on nava. vessel is not n verv irood t'llnu- unu tn?re is not one chance In IO.iiikj uir promotion ror any but otflcers. nands among the men are. hewever sure or their jobs till the term, of enlls ment expires, and of Denslons In pi dlsabi'llty which comes In the line of any. oiiicera have life situations, ror. tain promotions, as those a'hnve flim uie, are promoted or retired on accoun or age, excellent social position durli' lie, ami nair pay when the jure limit lo "enrj. To the average, ambitions vnnni A mo. ic.m tne opportunities for iidvaneemeii ami emoluments enjoycM by men on th miamic liners are not very alluring '11. if 1. minimis or nrst-class liners ge yrur, mai 'rjeing me limit. Soni newspaper writers do a well us that according to a wsfter In the Forum smwi.er uoats captains get $1,000 a .vi ur. A 'big liner's chief officer, on whom uie du.k or tne heavy work fal's, gets only $1,G(K), and promotion comes pretty n.un.)-, Kince i.iere are few flr.st-cliis: ...-I.-, uiui n iv ot uieir captains die and none resign. 1.10 second, third and fourth officers get noni i.'i to $1,200 a year. The el engineer receives ,UU0, nnd his as,ist ants rangei downward from $l..'i0.) to i ww). stutters get $30 a month, or uot.ar a nay. The pnrs.'r gets oivly $1000. me uocior sinm, tne c.lier steward $l,r,l und so on. All these get board free while the shl uiutuiK, ui coarse, nna tne piiis?r, uir uuaur, me steward and some others can generally double their rmv nn iiJ Sit wards, for Instance, who receive only $20 a month, sometimes get $10 a month in tip. The cook gets Jl.rmo a year ami i supposed to double th.tt. A young man who desires to get on would' do better to get Into a corner grocery buslnosa man to snrp on a liner, i'ould I'ncle Sa.n make mnnv nn hi Investment In .war ships by running them passenger noats In time of peace? iiurti.y, since tie has but one now in commission that can steam fast enough to attract business, and she Is too smnM to carry many passengers In addition to her crew. The 'Paris can carry 1,371 pas sengers 01 an i";asses, and the Income trom passengers at an averace of VM) trip, which is high considering the low steerage rates, would be more than $JC00u or pos.s?'oly $30,000 profit on each round trip, nut liners do not often take a fa complement of passengers, and are oblig- eu 10 maae up ty carrying freight. Naval vessels could not take freight for every available Inch of space is oc cupied by stores, coal, quarters, guns and ammunition. If men-of-war were so built as to be able to take passengers and freight In time of peace, they would be or little value In time of war. Prof. Kanemati has 700 thrifty mill- brery trees in their second year, nnd will put out COO more uear.y live acres In all the coming season, at his silk station. Coqullle Herald. THE DISCOVERY SAVED HIS LIFE. Mr. O. Calllouette, druggM, Beavera vhe. III., says: "To Dr. Klng'a New IXi covery I owe my hf.. Waa taJcen with La OrlpVe and tried all the physicians f.r mile about, but of no avail and ws given up and told I could not Lve. Hav ing Dr. K'nga New Discovery in my store, I tent for a to:itle and began Its use and frum the first do? began to avt bj.u. and af:er using three bot:le wa ut s-d about asriio. k is wor.h it welirht ,n rd. We won t kirn n-.-.r .- j oouae wiuiout 4 ' .. . . other breed J. the result being n fleece Chu. Royen" dru .tore. 9 n. m , d illy lont from A,tDria. lN i r- m. (exi ep floats from Port and and Nl'WJlll) AKtn; 11. 6:15 e." in. fundiiy Foals iroin Astoria. TRAINS LEAVE SEASIUK. I'M r m.. dnily i:M p. 111. (except Minaiw) B a' f r Amoiin. Ho its (or Ast rH and Port-luliil. 5 111 , riun. aj B nts for Astoria nnd Port- 1 liiml. For 'reisnt and passenger mtcs apply to J. f LtSTKIt, sup't., 8 'tab. ire liniUuy Co , Scuslde, Ore. ml Step that Gou It may lead to serious conse quences. Cough remedies will not do it, because it means more than a simple cold. Scott's Emulsion of Cod-liver Oil with. Ilypophosphites will do it, and at the same time will build up and fortify the system against further attacks. We are putting up a 50-cent size for just these local diffi culties. For ordinary Coughs and Colds that quantity will doubtless cure. If it is deep seated it may require more. Don't beptrtuaded to accept a tubtlitute! Scott II Bowne, N, Y. Alt Druggists. 50c and $1. The largest and most complete dlsplav ever maje of th Resources, Industries. O mmercc. Business, Agriculture. Forests, Mines, I ruits, Fbheries, Manufactures and rransrortaiuin Facillt es or the Great I acllic Mirthwest. Fine Music. Mpeclnl Attrnctlmi Kvery liny, Kediiccd Ihitca on nil Tr.-niMportiitlctl Mnes. ADMISSION. SzC For l:liiHt Space apply at the Exposition ioc Iiu!Uint;to E. C, HASTEN, Secretary. Sine'e AJinissl'in ChiLiren unjYr 12 Years Season Tickets C. H. HUNT, 5upcrinlentltnl. Are You Going East? Be sure and see that your ticket reads via T HE NORTH-WESTERN line:. CHICAGO. ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS and OMAHA RAILWAYS. This Is the GREAT SHORT LINE Between DULUTH, ST. PAUL, CHICAGO And till Points East and South. Their Magnificent Track. Peerless Ves- UDuiea utningr ana bleeping Car Tralm nd Motto: "ALWAYS ON TIME " Have given this road a n tlnnnl refuta tion. All classes of passengers carried on the vectlbuled train trithrmf charge. Ship yo-jr treipht and travet over this famoti line. AH aeentj liav. nonet. W H MEAD. F. C. SAVtiE. Z Washington St.. Portland. Or. UNIVERSITY OF O.iECON, 1885-1896. Till-: (JNIVKiiSl I Y OF OKKG;N, Eiiyeno, Orogou. offers fur i t. i.l students. Vontiu men can olitHi'n board, lodRiujr. heat mi. I liLtin ti.eil nihiiy for 4'2.'")0 per week. Huoiiiers fnrin'Hli tht'ir own linen. Yonn.' wuineti ;ire ; i..vi,!i d witlt licmrd in piiv.it fiimiiiemtt if 3 HO per week. Yuilti:,' women c!e-ip : iminl sltonlil niiress I'n.f. Joliti Siruup, lt fti", Orryon: or Rrciet it v lini'i : Aii.i ri.'.H Chrisliati At 8 lcimioii, Ivij,'-i.t Th Univetxily offt-r t'.i- ( o al,,:i o .!- i-., i s D....I.. 1..- . ." , . . . I , .. . i ...... t ... . . unriioiot 1. 1 m.- iii.rneiiir in nii-ui n m:! iaer.elir ot i,ttM. ph r-. conn'ts of si tidy. 1 ho full miu; bl,...' tor cn'irsi' tn .,'tsi,(.fr.-:: Ai- ' ieHiliiij; in tV'i yeiim lo n btiiiios.s li,.!.M.i nn.i in tl.:,,. .im. . ,i i ,,, , in KusrliM.'i; on ndvuuced cotlir-H f' : t-ri.. ir-t r.f m, n.;i! i ,. , ii ... ijri'O tiiiiMitT of pedagogy ; a lliruo v.-.i' imivs it! f.vi! on jii.iv -int; ;t..; decree civil engineer; a coiiiho r i ,-., yo.irs for . tol.e's ot p!,t-i.t.u edn tiioi, lending lo it iliiloiii i mid llie title iii e -u of !..-.icii c.!n, n i )-. Tiie V vir-iiv i-liHrges nn imridentul fee of ten diilln -, iH p.ival l.i in ii.lv.,n.-e ! til i , m.-. Stinlenlh holding tiiploiuiiu from the ; nlj'i,'. .ciu.o s nnd tln.t: liiirijiR le e ' r. tiQcniett nre n.liiiiticl to t'ie pntoar..'. ,ry de.-i.ii tnic il wiMm:!' e-t.ipiii:i!ii.i.. , Iiomi desiiin' iiif.iMiiiiti in teyiinlitiir the ore... iM'.rv i!c.m in. em pli inhl ndd.rs til" Jenn, N. L. Narrpjjuii, Ktiene. F.r c it.il.iK'iie-'f and iiiforiiiiilioii . ddrt8 (.'. Li. Cliapiunu, Pieilei.t. or J. J Walton, Secretary, Kniene, Oregon. .-Linn o'-lldO . ir.s'i ..mV to the ft f -! tj ! ; - " 'V " ji.Tt One cent a doseT& Pew Hen Would Ask Tor a Finer Dinner than those we serve. We're trying In every way to make them the most en joyable In town. All the "good things" of the season cooked by our excellent cook In the mo9t delicious style. Perfect service. If you Invite a friend to the Palace Restaurant the place Is a sulllcient guar antee that he will receive a good meal. The Palaee Restaurant It is sold on a pin.rantea hr All rlmsi. gists. It cures Incipient Consumption aad,itho best Cough and Croup Cuie . For Sale by 5. W. Conn. Are You Going Eat-lr If so, drop a line to A C Sheldon. general agent of the "Burlington Koute," 250 Washington St.. Portland. .'Ill mail you free of charge, maps, tables, and advise vou as to the tnrougn rates to any point, reserve sleeping car accommodations for yov, a ruinisn you wun tnrousr. ticket) i either the Northern. Union. South. em, Canadian Pacific, and Great North. era railroads at the very lowest rates ODtainaDte. Leave order with J. L. Carlson at theLj?,0i3.urtInBI?n Rou.te 18 generally Sunnyside Saloon or Louis Boentge at I ,"rf1nd .'hV thf "nest V'IPI'ei rail the Cosmopolitan Saloon. Ail order! will I !fvl ' 6 Wrld fT a" cIaSses ' be promptly attended to. ' uravel- North Paeifie Brewery IB J time JOHN KOPP.Prop Bohemian Lager Beerivia . . . em And XX PORTER. A. GOOD 'WORD. Mr. J. J. Kell. Sharpsburg, Pa. Dear Sir:-1 am Rlad lb say a good word for Krause's "Headache Capsules. After suffering for over tl.re vears with actlte neuralgia and its consequent Insomnia (-vhlch seemed to baffle the efforts of some of our best physicians) you suggested this remedy which gave me almost Instant relief. Words fall to express the praise I should like to bestow on Krause's Headache Capsules. uruteiuny rours, MRS. E. R. HOLMES, Montrose, Pa. EXTENDED STMPATH. MAKE Attractive. Start by being the HOriF mo8' beBUt',ul creature in it. IIKJL IE, If y0u have beauty preserve it. If not, you can improve vour looks immensely. Where there's a will there's way. A good way is the nse of. my articles, especially Lola fflontez Greme 75e per pot. firing beauty to the fn-e by feed ire turontjh tbe t-kin pores, Rive life lo faded fnrP Soldhv fr D Ii.nL.OUNT 4 7 Unt e St. A- v' torin.Orecon n;W.-.-.C.-.V. .!:; '.r-i A-rrH-;-' I "I'li. .gi,...s ; 1 nio.fy d -i lor. 10 and 42 Geary S!., Sim K-nni-n. Cn'. vtte? j i. "Do unto others as you would have others ao unto you," Is sympathetically shown in the following lines, the pre sumption being that sympa'.hv is lvJrn or akin to pain or sorrow: "Gentlemen: Please sent Krause's Headache Capsules as follows: Two boxes to Flora Seay, Havanna. N. DaK. Two boxes to Llllle Wilcox, Brooklund, N. Dak. 1 nave always been a great sufferer from heartache and your Cap sules are the only tmng that relieves me." Tours very trvriy, FLORA SEAY. Havana. N. Dak. For tele by Chas. Vtogers. Astoria. Or. Sole Agent "A TALENTED EDITOR." Gentlemen: I had occasion to use several boxes or Krause's Headache Capsules while traveling to Chicago to attend the National Democratic Con vention. They acted like a charm In preventing headaches and di zzlnpR Have had very little headache since my return, which is remakahle. Tours, resoectfuliv JOHN U. SHAFFER. Ed. Renovo (Pa.) Record. For sale by Chaa. Rogers, Astoria, Or., sole "gent Bl Gki nnn.nl.. rpmedv r. . . . . g.l"et. Spertnatorrhiei! Vihim, mm tt aril AiT. rhirg. or anr inH.tr.n.. u .a, irritatii.a vr uIi-,t- IK.I1 i t n. n. I'HtfvvisGH?""'" P". biaow. Non-iunringciit! :.ritt.o p Sold by lrnrrcuta. D.11. 7 V?r In pluin lrmrrer T,'J i7J'J"', H"iaW. for . to jT jt L'L'ttEoTV j f iaiM6drV1 J DM M MrWttrf Lircular mem on niitMt