The daily morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1883-1899, September 15, 1895, Image 2

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    THE DAILY ASTORIAN, ASTORIA SUNDAY MORNING SEPTEMBER 15, 1895.
JOHN T. LIGHTER, Editor.
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next to the Portland Oregonlan, the
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Astorian.
THE CANAL.
Thero Is no doubt that when completed
the Nicaragua canal will be ono of the
wonders of the world, and, If, as seems
probable, tha work will be done by
" Americans, with American money and
' under American supervision, Its compla
, lion will be one of the greatest achieve
ments of the republic, whether In war or
" in peace. Its magnitude Is such the es
timated cost being J110,OUO,POQ-that it
could only be done by a great nation,
or by a gigantic combination of capital
ists, such as would only be possible in
the financial capitals of Europe. In fact,
It Is said that English capitalists would
have undertaken the work long since
but that the United States government
would not allow Europeans Intermed
dling wilthi anything In thea New World
so close t'o our borders. Hut this state
of things cannot last lonjr. The under
taking Is of world-wide Importance
and the United States will ere long be
obliged either to take the matter up Itself
or allow those who will to build It. It is
outside of our territory and It is only a
quasi right of being the protector of
the Centrul American republics,, or ot
keeping foreign forts and warships far
from our border.i, that gives us any
enow of right In the matter. The canal
will be constructed elthirliy a company
borrowing the credit of the United States
or by a European one, and completed
after a lapse of about twelve years. It
will take at least three years more to
bring matters to a focus so that the era
of actual construction shall begin. It is
said that it can be completed wlthl
seven years, but no doubt It will take
longer; ten years, or nine ut least.
That It will shorten the time of reach
Ing any point In the Pacific or In the
Australia phenomenally Is certain.
wilt cut time and distance In two. Mer
chandlse shipped by sea will l.e ubl
io reacn most ports on the west com
of America or the eastern roust of Asia
and the.Australlas In about one-half th
time that tl would take by tha Cnpo
Horn route. The latter will bo a don
.etter In the navigation of the future,
The struggle between ship and rail will
only then have commenced and freight
will be brought down to the lowest note
to which It Is possible to bring them
It goes without saying that they will b
very low between the poita of the At
luntlc states and the aulf of Mexico nil
tao 'I'acinc, that there wl'.j be a big cut
and that the mllroads coming to Ore
gon and 'Washington will have to meet It
It.
The shortening of the. voyage: to Europe
would mean a great deal to farmers an
those engnged In our wheat and frul
liaile. Freights would bn permanently
low, and the farmer would not, us now
have to divide up prollu with the ship
owner. This would help out low worl
prices ior wneai as rar as wo are ton
cerned In a 'wondorf'il manner and woul
be an equally wonderful Rid In develop
ing the prosperity of the cultivator of
tlid fcoll, without which there can be no
real life In manufactures or trade. Cheap
freights, too, would be the order of the
day 'between this coasi and the Eastern
and rioiUliern ports of the United States,
and result In a wonderful development o(
our fruit trade. The lumbermen of Ore
gon and the coast ml! llnJ a long-de
sired outlet for their product, which
could be placed cheaply In the markets
of Europe and the East Instead of, as
now, being almost excluded therefrom.
We be.leve that the canal would be
pjn( factor In developing the trade and
resource c' this city and state, mi J our
cltixciis should be foremost In the at'
tempt to bring the project to speedy com
pletion.
The only fault to be found with the
Morgan yndleate, that has so skilfully
kept the gold In the treasury constantly
replenished, Is that this very care ten 1
to keep alive Hhe delusion that there U
some special magic about the figures ot
one hundred millions. This Is a purely
arbitrary limit. If there were run on
the treasury for gold, a hunJred ml. lions
would me t ay In no time. But cus
tom and common consent have fixed this
ts about the right sum to keep on hau l
Dally fluctuations around this tlgurx are
of no possible Importam-p, unless ficti
tious Importance be given thtin by hav-
Ing attention constantly fixed on the
txaet amount. This niikcs Ignorant peo
pie uneasy without cause.
Ta Government Wtatlwr Bureau Is
bout to publish a periodical bulletin
cilid "Climate and Health," to ba do
voted principally to reporting the mor
tallty by different awllons, and to noting
l.m effect of waih- nr t p'.lVtC hral'h.
This Is work requiring a high ordrr of
skill and judgment In handling statistics,
and unless this Is assured tho new publi
cation will not be a benefit to the depart
ment. But It will be exceedingly valu
able If well' edited.
CHEAP 'PUANrfl'iM!
I'ATloN.
The licet of steal cunal boats, built in
Ohio and loaded at Like Erie ports, ar
rived in New York the other day, end
their appearance, the Standard-Union
says, was recognized as significant ot
safer, cheaper, and swifter water trans.
portatlon between the Northwest and
the metropolis by the sea.
The wooden steamer Rappahmr.ock
carried a cargo of 2,100 tons, 80,000 bush
els, of wheat from Duluth, drawing four
teen feet and four and a half inches,
making J2.75 mile per hour, at a cost
of fuel one cent per ton cargo per 15?
miles, or carrying one ton one mile for
63-KJO of a mill. This show how cheaply
power Is applied to transportation. There
are, of course, other Items of expenditure
than fuel, but, count them .ill. and It Is
marvellous how the resources of the
whole earth are at lie command of the
people who are enlightened.
An order has Just been given at Belfast
for a new twin-screw freighter of 20,000
tons, and accommodation for 200 flrst-
class and' 1,500 steerage passengers. She
Is to be ready by the next Fourth of
July,
The London Times Is probably cor
rect In Its opinion that England will' not
be won over to bimetallism In the near
future. Public sentiment In that country
apparently is stilt ovcrwhelmlng'y
against It. Of course the other grew
nations of Europe will not agree to open
their mints to silver until1 England Joins
In with them. Tho United' States must
hold out against silver remonetlzatlon
until tho rest of tho world adopts It.
The Roman Catholic University at
Washington has decided to admit wom
en as pupils in all' the higher studies
embracing courses of science, philoso
phy, and arts. The university heretofore
has been available for priests alone.
With the opening of the Institution In
October women students will alio mo
accorded admlmlon to the lectures and
studies In the regular and special courses
though not permitted to matriculate ant
secure degrees.
THE DISTRACTED KENTUCKY DEM
OCRACY. The honest money Democrats of Ken
tucky are now realizing the magnitude
of the blunder they made when they nom
inated a financially unsound candidate
on a sound platform. Tney had their
opponents down, and t'hty should have
given them nothing. They should have
dealt with their adversaries' as they
themselves would have bem dealt with
had they Ibeen In the minority. The antl
frco silver Democrats, having a decided
majority of the delegates readopted the
financial plank of the national platform
of 18113 and followed that up by indorsing
Mr. Olevelond's construction of It. Then
they were guilty of the Inconceivable folly
ot nominating a free silver bluthersklta
for governor, possibly with some Idea of
placating the offensive and defeated ele
ment he represented.
Thero iwas a sort of understanding. It
Is claimed, thnt he Was to leave tha silver
question alone In his speeches and not
make the discrepancy between tho plut-
form and the views of the candidate si
glaring as to disgust the voters. But if' Just for the licnellt of Portland. It
there was such an understanding Hardin I wis this that raised the Ire of the Ore
hus repudiated It. Nothing eUe could ; gonlan und brought out Mr. Scott's
have been expected of him. Men who nd- j choice vocabulary of Invectives.
Vf cate the repudiation of financial agree- j Major Clark was very much pleased
tiienta are not likely to have much re- j with the AVI.Iamcttc valley and can tee
spects for other agreements. Hardin Is: great possibilities for it In the future,
making rampant free silver speeches, anil After remaining at Newport for .'Otne
Bays It Is perfectly proper for him to do I time' longer, he will return to his home
so, because he construes tho tin in 'I u i in Missouri, taking back a. good Impres
plank as favoring free silver. The con- j sion of tho Northwest nnd the good peo
ventlon dlravowed that construction ex- ! pie of this country, as well as the good
pressly by Indorsing Mr. Cleveland, and, j will of the many who have been favored
furthermore, no Intelligent and honest . by meeting him.
man can Interpret that plank as favoring
rctten money. KANSAS AS AX OBJECT LESSON.
The result Is that Hardin Is cutting i
his ownthroat as fast as he can. The
nonesi- money ue.nocrats urn disheart
ened and disgusted, and tho more Inde-
pendent of them will bolt him. The Courier-Journal
Is painfully silent. The
other Louisville Democratic papers, with
one exception, either denounce their can
didate or say unhesitatingly that the
sound money Itepulillcnn who Is running
on a riiiiid money plntform outtht to lie
elected. So he will be If there Is In the
slate a sulllelenl number of Dements
who believe tho success tt ji great prin
clp'.o Is of more Importance than u mere
party victory. ,If the 'Democratic guber
natorial candid lie could have h. en
gagged the merchants and other business
men of that party could strain a point
and vote for him, but now that he Is
repudiating In dally speeches the financial
doctrines they believe In It is dllllcult
to see 'what they can do but vote for tho
Ri,;iiJllcun candidate, BraiKey, who 1
an nncomproiilKlng advocate of those
doctrines.
The result In November will fhow how
far the Democratic convention was In
earnest in tho adoption of an honest
money p atfot.n. If Hardin beats Brad
Icy und a legislature Is chosen which
keep Hie free ellverlto 11 ackburn In the
senate It will become evident that Ken
tucky Democrats are not a very hlcii
principled set of men.
IGNORANT ABUSE OF LABOR 8.W
LU MACHINERY.
Chicago Tribune.
Saturday the People's party of mis
county held a convention to nominate
drainage trustees und a Judge. Among
the resolutions offered was one written
by a delegate named .McDonald, who pro
posed to abolish the use of labor-caving
mhciunery and make the legal work day .
six hour. 1
Evidently this delegate had been Im-
presed by the declaration of tho Eng-
llch blatherskite, Hardle, that labor-sav- !
Ing Inventions have been an Injury to the 1
worKingmen. 110 seems to hav on Idea
Ih.i It tl. ... Wl. I
that If the use of machinery were stunned
thero would be so much more Kibor to
he done that nobody would be title, ami
that yet there would not bo so much
more -work to be done but that six hours'
dally work on the part of each toiler
would tultlce to do It.
t Is oild that any man, even In a con
vention of cranks, should couple to
gether a demand for the abandonment
ot the nsa of machinery and for shorter
hours. The securing of the rlrst would
make the obtaining of the second lm :
possible. The shorter working hours or
his ilay eight or nine instead nt 1 ,.!, I
or fourteen were not won bv labor aiH.
ators or trades unions, but came with
he Introduction of ma-hlnerv. I.ahnr.
saving devices shorten hours and Increase j
"'a''-
If the people of lt I'nlted States were
to al andon the use of labor saving ma-
chini ry and try to produce annually as i
much as they do new. every man. worn-
nd child of them would -have to !
work twenty-four hours a day InMe.id j
of six, and even then th product would .
be but a fraction of what It is now. 1
him has about six time as many ,
penp as th -I'nlted States. Most of
people, toll from snurls to mnaet.
y have no Ubor-anvlug machines to
Id thm. The government discourages
their us. As a corwouence th Chin?
work hard, producing little, and earning
next to nothing. They are miserably
fed, clothed and housed.
Tlu abandonment of machinery woui'i
not deplete the ranKs or uncmpioyco
ot deplete the ranks of unemployed,
ut Would swell them, for, owing to the
lilficulty and ejcpeiislvenosa of iIoUib
lings by hard work, much would be left
ndone which Is done now. This Popis-
hut
li
I hi
undone
list delegate seems to think that If no
dredges or rock-cutting and lifting ma
chines were employed on the drainage
channel there would be work there at
good wages for many times the number
of men employed now. But If that chan
nel had to be dug or cut by hand, labor
In this city never would have undertaken
It, and the men working there now would
have nothing to do.
It Is unfortunate that Hardle and his
American Imitators cannot be shipped
to China and compelled to stay there
long enough to "become familiar with life
in a country which does not want ma
chinery. Then they should be made to
travel westward so that they might ob
serve how hvira grow shorter, wages
higher and life t.:i'cr, as the use made
of machinery Is mo.j extensive. That
trip might cure' them .and they might
come to understand the magnitude of tne
debt the worklngman owes to the brains
of the Inventor.
A CONGRESSMAN.
Major C. N. Clark, of Missouri,
Aibany a Visit.
Pays
(Albany Dally Democrat.)
.Major C. N. Clark, congressman from
the first district of Missouri, was In the
city, after a trip through the valley, on
his way to Newport, where Mrs. C.ark Is
stepping, a guest of ner si3tar, Mrs. Taft.
They came to the coast primarily for
the benefit of Mrs. dark s health,, inci
dentally so that Mr. Clark might ob
tain a better Idea from a personal In
spection of the needed river f;nd har
bor Improvements of the northwest, the
probability being that he will foe on the
river and harbor committee In the next
congress. Major Clark Dears the dis
tinction of being the first Republican
representative from Missouri since 1S7D.
He Is a man of great experience as a
lallroad builder and contractor, In fact
originated the jetty Idea, building the
first Jetty on the Mls.iis.ilpp! In U72-4.
Tho editor of the Democrat, learning
of Mr. Clark's presence In the city, called
upon him nt the St. Charles, not for a
formal interview, for the Democrat Is
not an Interviewer, but to meet one of
the prominent men of tlio United States,
one In whom lOre.Tonlans particularly
need to be Interested on account of the
probability of his having a position on
the river and harbor committee. Mr.
Clark Is a pleasant appearing, Khrewd-
'.ouklng gentleman of nbout 60. He treat
ed the Democrat man very courteous. y;
but remarked that newspaper interviews
were very distasteful to him, as he had
no desire for notorlity, and besides they
generally were not correct versions of a
person's statements. The one In . the
Oregonlan, for Instance, did not do him
Justice, as It would lead the reader to
believe that he wis opposed to river nna
harbor Improvements, whereas, as a
matter of fact, he was very much In fa
vor of tliem where needed, us his record
would show; but vould make ihem in a
business way. Yaqulria, for Instance,
had been Improved by driblets for 13
years where the work could have been
done In three. The appropriation was
expended, and (he work allowed to re
main n ii t IT the next appropriation, when
it took nearly half to -epalr that al
ready dune, whereas It should be kept
moving until completed, a very level
headed proposition. Mr. Clark was fa
vorably Impressed with Yaquma as a
const harbor, and Is In favor of Its Im
provement In a business way nnd as ex
tensively as circumstances will Justify,
In reference to the Columbia ho sees
what Is undoubtedly dlscernable to many,
that when Astoria secures ft railroad the
mouth of the Columbia will become a
harbor, and the river this Ride will not
need continued extensive improvements
Chicago Times-Herald
1 There was a convention of real egtati.
dealers nt S,tlln.i, in Kansas, the other
day, fur what purpose nobody outside
that state can possibly Imagine, but dur
ing the meeting Colonel Anthony, a vet
eran Journalist, arose, and In the cours
of his elcqueiice declared that Kansas
oiiulit to furnish "the East an object
son." As If, forsooth, the thirty-fourth article on the societies is an cntertain
.iL Ur In Hie union had not always been Ing one, full ot Information. It shows
an object lesson, from lis Inception as a they are divided In three classes 1, Mil
territory until the present time. Itary Orders; 2. Military and Civil Or
Fiom the moment It appeared on tho , dors; 3. Civil Orders. The membership
mail ll was sensational, and It name , In "Military Orders" Is derive ! througr
Is connected with much that Is bloodiest
as well as nil that Is most heroic In our
national history. It was the skirmish
ground preceding the civil war, and was
I the home at once of O?samattomle Brown
! nnd cf the Querrllla Quantrl.l. From
Its incentlon it never was anything but
sensations'., and una enverned bv bor-,
der rulllaus or bv nbolltlon'sts In turn, j Itary' and Civil' Orders" may be derived
It was never sane, and in the early days from an ancestor who held public oltiee
,v;, always "bleeding Karsas," nnd even , In America during or before the Reyo'.u
yet It deserves the name. t'o". as well as by right of. military ser-
Withln Its borders there is always a . vlco of an American ancestor. In this
feast or .1 famine, a chill or a fever, j class are the Society Sons or the Amer
One year-It produces such orops that the lean Revolution. Sons of the Revolution,
1 rice of grain Is depressed tho world 1 Society of Colonial Wars, Daughters ot
ver, nnd another year It Is so devastated ,
v 11 drought or drenched ty tempests
I
! 1 'at not enough grain Is grown for seed
I Once or twice the grasshoppers have j
111 lie an ons'auglit upon It, devouring 1
- everything visibly green but the Inhab- J
1 It.) lite. . :
I In om half of the state It never rains,
'. and In the other half when it does rain I
It brings a Hood. It Is always at. ex- .
tremes, and such It has been for forty-
me years, when Stephen A. Douglass
llrst onrtnlzi-d it . n territory and
broke down the Missouri compromise.
Some superstitious people might think
It a child of sin. but we do not think
f0 - It Is slmlpy the child of elreum-
stances and environment.
An object lesson. forooth! Well, we
8lould think It was!
TALK OF TiiE DAY.
A number of enterprising college slrls
of Hillsdale, Mich., are earning money
during the summer to pay next winter's
tuHlon by serving as waiters In a tum-
mv-i nuiei hi i.iiue inverse iuy. im'y :
all went on a strike recently because !
beefsteak wj dropped from their bill
of fare for breakfast. In one day after
their withdraw! the landlord rea'licd
the Vialue of f:tlr h,n,Lm,l,lonV r.
vice, and accniMinirV nIl m their
demands. It lis
u - n ih v,.-,,..., 1- ... j.
r h ,iii...i.,,
change. 1
No fewer tha nslxty-slx persons In
fircat llrltaln Mr ikAu'n k th in,nm
tax rennrta liwi nn;i.w i 1
enjoy nnul Income of over tMWO.
There are nearlv ih..n ,,-.
whose Inc.i.iie. n
that flirure down tn lviftm r m,hit
those possessing from 3,ft0 to a
year exceed three thrfUsand In numbr.
Some Ave 1
Uo.uk) to tlj.tmi ner annn.-n ,! ne,r:v.
fifteen thousand citlien mike returns of
Income mpn,, from jj.M) to J'.IUXIO.
When It Is borne In mind that the tendency-
to rat one's Income for revenue
purposes at th Jjwest possible figure is
: If,
i I
i ,J t
U fcj
Arrivin
SHOWN
AND
TT?.TO"F.
-Sam m&mm VA tmf m tmmil
C. H.
almost universal, and that even the most
upright and patriotic of citizens think it
fair game to "do" the tax collector, It
must 'be adult'ted treat the showing or
the report Is eminently satisfactory to
Greait Britain.
Two Corporations Clash "This bill,"
prctos'ted 'the man at 'the wlndcv, "calls
for 12.64 for gas burned In June, and there
wasn't anybody Hn the house during the
entire month, 'to my certain knowledge."
"The meter tells a different story, sir,"
replied the cashier at the gas compnay's
ofilce, "and we have 'to go by the meter;
$2.81 'Is right."
"Well," I'll pay it, said the other, tak
ing out his poeketbook with great ap
parent reluctance. "Your name, I think,
Is Ruggles. Here Is your lee bill for last
February, amounting to $li.S6. We have
called your attention to It several times,
but you have always refused to pay it
on the ground thait you dild not know
any ice was left at your door during that
month, and that you didn't need It. I,
wasn't our fault if you didn't need it.
The books show that the Ice was left
there, and we have to go by our books.
The difference is 32 cents, and If you will
Just hand over the amount"
Here they clinched. Chicago Tribune.
A CHINESE WOMAN PHYSICIAN
From the Allxiny Argus.
Tile first Chinese 'woman doctor grad
uate of an American medical college
to pi'adlce in ClTlna, nnd the second
woir.'an of her race to take an Occidental
medical degree, Is ncv on her way across
the Pacific to her native land to inau
gurate there a new era In woman's work
among women. She is Dr. Ku King Eng.
a woman characteristically celeftlal In
every way, despite her nine years' resi
dence In the United Slates. She r.us1 nev
er discarded her qualnlt, rich, native
dress, nnd loves her own land best. She
received her doctor's degree In Philadel
phia a year ago, ihas spent the past year
in taking a post-graduate course and in
obtaining actual experience In her pro
fession, and a week ago riio sailed from
San Francisco 'for 'Foo Chow, where ehe
wilt Itake up her lUfe wtork as physician
and missionary a't the Woman s Iosplta1.
AM PR I OA N ORDERS.
Do you wish to wear the insignia, or
the lapel button of an American order,
or Patriotic Hereditary Society of Un
united Rates? Then get the Historical
Register (which is the monthly gazettf
of all these associations) for September,
and lln'd out how you can do so. It
gives the requirements for . membership
I and eligibility rules of all the American
I patriotic societies whose membership Is
j based upon American military or civil
' service of an ancestor, to wit: The Clr
: clnntl, Sons (it tho 'Revolution, Military
' Order of the Loyal Legion, Daughters of
i the American Revolution, Naval Order
1 of the United States, Colonial Dames,
Rociety of the War of 1812. Society or
, Colonial Wars, Daughters of the Cln
clnnatl. .Medal of 'Honor Legion, 'etc. The
an ancestor who was a soldier, or
by
reason of personal service In the United
States army or navy. Under this henu
ore the Society of the Cincinnati, Mill
itary Order of the Loyal Legion, Grana
Army of the 'Republic, Naval Order,
Society of the War of 1S12, The Azlec
Club. etc. The menvtier.-lilp in tne ".Mil
the American revolution, v omnia'
Dames, etc. The "Civil Urders" t.re
ado up of descendants of people ot cer
tain nationalities and creeds, without
the "service" of the ancestor "claiming
under" being taken Into consideration.
Under this head come the Widely ot
"Mayflower" Descendants, th? Huirue
not Society, the Holland Society, the Col
onial Order, the l'ilgrlm Society, thr
Netherlands Society, and the St. Nich-
01a. si. ueorKe(
drew Societies.
St. 'Patrick, St. An-
The various United
States army corps societies are noi 111-
! eluded In the sketch printed in The His.
1 torleal Register, nor are the State no-
I cletles, nor the New England and other
I similar societies. Since these Is no pro-
vision In JJioIr constitutions for their
membership being hereditary, in fact,
they are simply "dining clubs." Besides
I this Interesting Information about the
Patriotic Hereditary Societies, The His
' torical Register contains the continua-
tlcn of Lafayette's tour In the United
' Slates in lsat-25. illustrated. In this num
' ber the nation's guest Is In New England
and Boston. The fixe roll of the lt
" , . . -a 1
lament of PenAsy.vanla line In he
' Revolution Is concluded; Col. A. Louden
I Snowden tells why ours Is the "Oreat
! est Natloi. In the World." The frontis
piece Is the beautiful Insignia or the
Society of the "War of 1S12, done In prop
er colors and embossed. The usual spice
la devoted to American historical mat-
ters and contlns a large amount of val
uable information wnicn cannot iau is
he appreciated by the Inte.ligent. Pub-
llshed by the Historical Register rubllshl
Ing Company. Phlladvlphla. subscrip
tion. U.0O a year.
ROYAL COLLEGE OF IPH YSIOIAXS.
In the tenth year of the reign of Hen
ry VIII. Sept. 23. IMS, "John Ohanvbre.
Thorns Llnaere. Ferdinand ile Vic
toria. Medleorum Nortrosum. Nicholas
Holsack. John Francis, Robert Yaxley."
were granted letters patent, giving them
the privilege of admitting men to prsc, i
tlon of the present Royal College of Phy-
Dry Goods and Clothing House of Astoria
COOPER,
Mclans of London. The first letters pat
ent having apparently been inadequate
for the purposes Intended, In the four
teenth year of Henry VIII, a statute
v as passed enacting that no person save
a graduate of Oxford or Cambridge
should practice in England, 'unless he
had a license from the president of the
College of Physicians aforesaid and from
three of the "Elects," who were chosen
from among the Fellows. Gentlemen's
Magazine.
DRINGINO UP CHILDREN.
The son of, a very eminent lawyer, while
awaiting sentence in a felon's dock, was
rsked by the judge: "Do you remember
your father?" "Perfectly," fald the
vouth; "whenever I entered his presence
he said: 'Hun away, my lad, and don't
trouble me.' " The great lawyer was
thus enabled to complete his great work
Dn "The Law of Trusts," and his son
In due time furnished a practical com
mentary on the way in which his father
had honored that most sacred of trusts
committed to him In the person of his
child. Exchange.
SONG OF A SAILOR.
Up fall! Tho breeze Is fair;
We'll leave the land a-lec;
There's never a mesh of care
On the broad, bright, open sea.
What though the west wind veer,
And the sky grows grim as hate,
We'll whistle away all fear
And laugh In the face of fate.
O, a free song
For a free song,
With a tang of the swishing brine,
That shall make the light
In the eye leap bright
Like the tingling taste of wine!
Once we have won tho waste
Where never was man's foot set,
Adieu to the stress of hasle
And the worn world's dream cf fret!
Now for the clearing eye,
And the heart abisHt with glee!
Under the gicat blue sea
O, a free song
For a free song.
With a dash of the stinging brine,
And every word
A-wlag like a bird
In the amber morning shine!
A LAUGHABLE MISTAKE.
Two ladies entered a book store recent
ly and the younger asked the clerk for
a 'book called "Favorite Prescription."
The p'.izxled attendant was unable to
comply with her request and sTie left the
itore disappointed. Inquiry elicited the
fact that she had overheard a conversa
tion between two literary ladle3 In which
"Favorite Prescription," was mentioned
.vith extravagant praise, and had Jumped
to the conclusion that It was a book.
She now knows that Dr. Pierce's Favor
ite Proscription is n sovereign cure for
tho Ills and "enknes?s" peculiar to
women, for she 'has been cured by Its (
use. Send for a free panphlet, or remit
'0 cents In stamps for Book, (1GS pages) on
"Woman and Her Diseases." Address
World's Dispensary Medical Assaciatlon,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Dr. Tierce's Pellets cure permanently
?onstipation, sick headache, biliousness,
Indigestion, and kindred aliments.
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Real Estate fl)sr,
Barkers
and
Business JYIen
Of Astoria
Ganerally.
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and get sample copies of our regu
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THE ASTORIA SAVINGS BfiNK
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Acts as trustee for corporations and In
dividuals. Transact a general banking business.
Interest paid on time deposits.
J.'Q. A. BOWLBT President
BENJ. YOUNG Vice President
FRANK PATTON Cashiei
DIRECTORS. t
J. Q. A, Bowlby, C. H. Page. Bent
Young. A. a Reed. D. P. Thompson
W. E, Dement. Gust Holmes.
ASTORIA -
MATTRESS
- FACTORY,
ITS Commercial Street
Manufacturers of every driptlon of
REPAIRING IN ALL ITS BfMNCHKS
j JIB HaL
Daily
AWAY DO WIST I
FOARD & STOKES CO.i
DEALERS IN
Picnic Canned Goods,
Tents,
Camp Stoves,
Camp Cooking Utensils,
Baskets,
And the latest
All-Wool Sleeping Bags
At all prices. Just the thiijg for camp
ers, prospectors, etc. Sure to keep warm
at nights. Better than blankets.
The Resort
On (lo'iunercinl street, is the pliice
wilt' re tlio busiiieHciiian ami the Inboriti
man k for what is called "BUST ON
THE COAST." or a nice cool ilriuk of
tbe celebrated Gumbrinus beer. Siinil
witihea o( every kind made to order, ami
an eleennt, free lunch served every day.
You are welcome.
Grosbauer St Brach.
IS THERE?
Is there a man with heart so cold,
That from his family would withhold
Vhu comforts which they all could find
In articles of FURNITURE of th
tight kind.
And we would suggest at this season,
nice Sideboard, Extension Table, or se
ot Dining Chairs. We have the larges
and finest line ever shown In the city
and at prices that cannot fall to pleas
th? closest buyers.
HEILBORN & SON.
EVERY REQUISITE FOR
: first Class Funerals :
--AT
POLL'S Undertaking Parlors,
THIRD STREET.
Rates ReASonaoie. Embalming a Specialty
WANTED.
WANTED German or French pupils.
Address L. L. II., care of this olllce.
W ANTraD A n honest, active g,ntle- j
.ma,n or lady to travel for reliable es
ta.l'.lis'.ied house. Salary, 7SU. payable 1
$15 weekly and expenses. Situation per- :
manent. References. Enclose felf-ad- '
dressed envelope, H. 11. Hcs, Pres., Chi
cago, j
WANTED Agenw to represent the
1 old National Life Insurance Co.. nt
Montpelier, ' Vt. For further Informa
tion, address G. M. Slolp, General Coast
Manager, 82-84 Crocker building, San
Francisco. Cal.
somon,- Vfy 10 collect, f
some ortlce work, and manage agents.
You will deal through your leading mer-
vuauis. oumeimng new ana verv nonn
lar. We pay all expenses. Position per-
I manent. Send four references and ten
, cents for full particulars. John Finney
Mgr., P. O. Box 484, St. Louis, Mo.
fur tiAL
; JAPANESE GOODS-Just out-just re-
celved Just what you want, at Wing
Lee's, 643 Commercial street.
A good buy at Long Reach. Nine room
house. Fiiiishert complete for summer
travel. For description and terms In
quire at Real Estate Exchange, Occident
Building.
FOR RENT.
FOR RE.VT-FurnisJied rooms; good lo
cation fronting river. Capt. P. E. Fer
chen, 330 lT:h street.
TO LOAN.
MONEY Apply to Astoria Abstract,
Title and Trust Co.
FOUND.
FOU.Tl-A silver watch, which the
cwner can h.ive by calling at this office
end proving property.
MISCELLANEOUS.
4
175.000 PER WEEK using and selllni
Dynamos for plating watches. Jewelry,
and table ware. Plates gold, silver.
nickel, etc.. game as new roods. Dif-
ferent' size's for agents. fam"lrt and
Clerk Na 14. Co'lumbu"ahlo!
& Co..
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THE LEADING
Dalgity
I rnn
IvM Works,
deneral Hachlnl.it and Boiler Works.
All kinds of Cannery, Ship. Steamboat
and Engine Work of any Description.
Castings of all kinds made to order.
Foot of Lafavette St., Astoi la. Or.
After (Deals!
Or nt any other time
when you wit-h a good
cignr ask for the well
kuuwu, home-miide,
linnd made, white labor
cijjnr
"La 13elle Astoria."
Conceded by nil snioktrj
to be the" best ciunr
manufactured.
W. K. SCHIEBE,
71 llinti? Street, '
' Astoria, Oregon.
As Franklin says, good dress opens
all doors, you should not lese sight of
the fact that a perfect fitting suit is
the main feature. Wanamaker &
Brown are noted for fit, workmanship
and superiority of qualities. Their rep
"ospntative visits Astoria every three
months firi' 64 Dekum Building,
rvrtlnnd. Or Xleperve orders till you
Snvrt onon th japrlpo 1Iti f Qrmrt,,
"THE MILWAUKEE.'
The only railroad lighting Its trains by
electricity.
The only railroad 'using the cel-.brated
'lectrtc berth reading lamp.
The coaches now running on "Tha Mil
waukee" are Palaces on Wheels.
On all its through lines, the Chicago,
Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway runs the
most perfectly equipped trains of Sleep
ing, Parlor, and Dlring Cars and Coaches.
For lowest rates to any point In the
United tSates and Canada, apply to ticket
agents, or address C. J. EDDY.
Genera! Agivt,
Portland, Oregon,
SHILOH'S CURE la sold on a aa-nr-ntee.
It cures Incipient consiimri"on.
t Is the best Cough Cure. Only one
ent a dosa. 25 cents. 60 cts., and J1.00.
For Sale by J. W. Conn.
Canadian Pacific
RAILWAY.
AMERICA'S
Greatest 4- Trans
Railway System.
TO
-IN-
Palai:e Dillig Roo'" and Sleeping Car
Luxurious Dining Cars.
Elegant Day Coaches.
Ai.so -
Observation Cars, allowing Unbroken
Views of the Wonderful Mount
ain Country.
$5.00 and $10.00
'aved on all tl' lcts Ksst. TnnrM r r' the
best on wh i-K i quliiuiciits of ih.- rcry flr.es'.
tUruug! ut.
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Cunadinn I'acific
-70-!
China and Japan.
Cii'na steamers leave Vancouver, B. C;
Empress of I Ji i
rmpress of J .i J-n
Fmcress of i hinj
fcm rs cf I. .'.'.
l-r p-es .N- an
bmp ess of pi n t
Aug. 5lh.
Aug uh.
Siei. 16 t'.
Oct. uih,
Ncv. nih.
S) c. 9 h
Australian steamer le Vanc-.uv r, O. C
16th of cvrrv mcnth. '
For ticket rates and information call
on or address
JAS. FINLA SON, Aeetit,
r- Astoria, Or.
A. F. Cars n, Traveling Pass. Agt.,
1 aconu, Wa h.
Geo. McL. Brown, D st. Pass. At.,
Vancouver. B. C.
ROYAL Baking Powder.
Highest ot alt la letvealng
Strength U. S. flnwuim Report
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