ASTOHIA PUBLIC LIBRARY ASSOCIATION. - . ,1k A j The Astorlan has the lurgest 3 LOCAL circulation; the largest GENERAL circulation, and tie For Oregon and Washington, fair weather, warmer. largest TOTAL circulation of all papers published In Ator!a. - EXCLUSIVE TELEGRAPHIC PRESS REPORT. VOL. XLIV, NO. 145. ASTORIA, OREGON, SATURDAY MOKNING. JUNE 22, 1895. PRICE, FIVE CENTS I872 189S Lubricating pisfyer OILS Brothers, . A Specialty. Sell ASTORIA, Ship Chandelery, Hardware, Iron & Steel, Coal, Qrocerie & Provisions, Flour & Mill Feed, Paints, Oils, Varnishes Loggers Supplies, Fairbank's Scales, Doors & Windows, Agricultural Implements Wagons & Vehicles. NEW GOODS B. F. ALLEN, 365 Commercial Street. New lines for 1895. Japanese Rugs and Matting Bamboo Furniture, etc. (Direct from Japan.) House Lining, Building Paper and Glass. Wall Paper of 1895 now in with a stock Japanese Leathers, Wholesale in Chicago from $9 to $18 per roll of 12 yards. B F. ALLEN'S, 365 Commercial Street. Snap fl Iodak at any man coming out ot our store and you'll get a portrait ot a man brimming over with pleasant thoughts. Such quality In the liquors we have to offer are enough to PLEASE ANY MAN. Corne and Try Them. HUGHES & CO. IS THERE? Is there a man with heart so cold, That from his family would withhold The comforts which they all could find In articles of FURNITURE of th right kind. And we would suggest at this season, nice Sideboard, Extension Table, or se of Dining- Chairs. We have the larges and finest line ever shown In the city and at prices that cannot fall to pleas th( closest buyers. HE1LBORN & SON. ASTORIA IRON WORKS Conrotnly St, foot of Jackson, Astoria. General Machinists and Boiler Makers Land and Marine Engines. Boiler work, Steam boat and Cannery Work a Specialty. Castings of All Descriptions Made to Order on Short Notice. John Fox. President and Superintendent A. L. Fox Vice President O. B. Prael ...Secretary They Lack Life. There nr twines sold to fishermen on the Columbia river that stand In the same relationship to Marshall s Twine as a wooden Image does to the human being they lack strength life evenness and lasting qualities. Don t fool yourself Into the belief tha other twines besides Marshall's will do just ac welt-." They won't. They cannot. Parties desiring Floral Designs and Choice Cut Roses and Carnations For Decoration Day, should Call at Grunlund & Palmberg. Cor. 8th and Exchange sts. Kopp's Beer Hall. Choice Wines, Liquors and Clears. KENTUCKY WHISKEY Only handed over tha Bar. The largest glass . of N. P. Beer. Half-and-half, ju Free Lunch. Chas. Wirkkala, Proprietor. Cor. Conromly and Lafayette Sts. THOMAS MOKKO, Th" Blacksmith whoso shop la oppos ite Cutting's cannery. Is now prepared to do such odd Jobs as making new cannery coolers, repairing old ones, making new flshln boat irons, and re. Salrinl old ones, and all other black smithing that require" first-class workmanship. Carpenter S Hop. Your mind Is on repairing your house this spring; possibly oa building a new one. If so, remember we are carpen ters and builders with a shop full of tools always willing to do such Jobs and want your work. MILLER & GOSNET. ; , Shop oa Ilwac Dock. Remember This ! I. U OSGOOD, The One Price Clothier, Hatter and Furnisher. 506 and 508 COMMERCIAL STREET, ASTORIA, OR. That there is YOU no other stock in the city so large as ours in the way of Fishing Tackle, Croquet Sets Lawn Tennis Sets, Bird Cages, leather Dusters ana all other Spring Goods. GRIFFIN SUITS.' GhOTHING-PHOYS'. Our Sping Stock Has Arrived. They Are Wonders For The Money. Lojk Through Our Stock. . Men,s Suits Worth Jio.oo for " r Worth nearly double the Men's Pants $1.00, $1.50, $2.00, $2.50, $3.00 and $.$o. Large lines to select from. Biz lines of Underwear, Hats. Shoes. Oil Clothing. Also full stock of Dry GoCds. The Cheapest House Oregon THREE LOTS. In a desirable location, 2 blocks from High School. A BARGAIN. CHOICE LOTS IN HILLS FIRST ADDITION. On the new Pipe Line Boulevard Just the place for a cheap home. A Block IN ALDERBROQK. STREET CAR LINE will be eitended this summer to within 5 minutes walk ot this property Will fell at decbled bargain. ACREAGE. . i . In 5 or 10 aore tracts inside the city limit?, also adjoining Flavcl. GEORGE HIIvU 471 Bond St., Occident Block, "HILL'S REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE. ' FOARD & STOKES CO. DEALERS IN Crockery, Glass and Plated Ware, White Sewing Machines, ' Hardware, Boat and Fishermen's Supplies, Paints and Oils, . Ship Chandlery, Teas, Coffees and Groceries, California Wines, Medically Pure Liquors, Sole Agents for the Celebrated fllmigfytg Dollar Cigar. KEATIS& CO will open their Music Itall at 1 4 stor street, 'Saturday the 16th- ThT,M keep jmmberleas''goof liquors and clean beside having (rood manic all the time. . - When you need Boy's Cloth ing; buy that which is double- seated, double-knees, double seamed and warranted not to rip. I have 'just received a new invoice ot these goods in black, brown and blue chev iots and clay worsteds at astonishing low prices; also new lines of- Men's Cloth ing, Furnishing Goods, Hats, Caps, Boots, Shoes, Trunks, Valises, Etc , and direct Irom the manufacturer. Our line of x fishing rods 1 start in with the common bamboo poles for a few cents and run up into the $. $. ior those that are lots better. So you see we can suit every body. & bLE&D PANTS. I6.50. 6,75. Men's Suits at I 8.00 " " " 10.00 " " " ' 12.00 7-50. money. Come and see us. Suspenders, Socks, Rubber Boots and In The State. Trading Co. 600 Commercial Street, Between Astoria and Portland STEAMER SARAH DIXON, SPRING TIME TABLE. Steamer Sarah Dixon leaves Astoria Monday morning for Portland at I o'clock, and Tuesday, Thuraday, and Saturday evenings at 6 o'clock. Returning leaves Portland Sunday morning at 7 o'clock: Monday, Wednes day and Friday evenings at 6:30. SHAVER TRANSPORTATION CO . A. V. ALL,EN, - . - DEALER IN Groceries, Flour, Feed, Provisions, Fruits "Vegetables, Crockery, Glass and Plated Ware. Loggers' Supplies. Cor. Cass aud Sqotmoque Streets. Astoria. Or No Silver Resolution Adopted ' by the League. M'GUIRE TO TEST Trffc LAW Will Take Chanceg of Arrest Fair Estate Pays Large Sum Which Ends the Lick Trust. Cleveland, June 2L The dghtti nation al conveatton of RopuWlcan Clutw closed today. All the week there were appre hensions of an emfcurraaalng flgllt on the silver question but nothing was disposed of in all the proceeding oo quicKiy or B3 auleit'ly as that mautter. The commit tee on resolutions Bottled the question, last nhrM by deciding to report that the league had no constitutional right to adopt resolutions and Its report to that effect was approved; Constatutioniil lim itations are sonultlme In the way but in this cos the constitution was consid ered convenient by liolh Dictions. The gold standard men were not satisfied, but they could inoit see any way to do anything toetlter than adopt the FWbton substitute as given In these dispatches last nlgh't: "Whlereas, Sec'tkMi 16 of fhe constitution of the Republican League of the United Staites tuys. This League shall not in any .manner endeavor to influence any national, state, county, or municipal con venflon," the delegates of iDhe Republican Loagne of Uhe United States, in conven tion assembled, di here renew their al legiance t the principles of the Repub Houn party and pledge tiholr best effort for the success of Uhe 'candddai&s of Uhat party, believing that tints convention has no indtruotlons from tbe Republicans of the UniiUed States, or Jurisdiction under our constitution, , to frame party plat forms, wo hereby refer all resolutions In reference t pubdlc questtkms to the Re. publican nlaitlonal convention of 1896, with entire confidence that its udtlon will re dound to tiba prosperity ot our people and the continued glory and advancement of me counitry. The sliver men are elated. They say that if frtie silver (was not adopted noth ing else would be, and that it indicates chat the , Republicans concede they oun- not get along without the Western sitaitcs, Although lit could molt have been done without a h(ard flfChlt on (the floor of tho convention, the WeStcrni delegates ex pected to have an antlHsilrer resolution adopted over their pnotestts. They claim to hiive reoeived more .alvantiagie than they ever expected at the mational Re. publican convention. It is wefil known tNalt ttflegrams wer received yeritwday and today from pres. ldentlal aspirants and leudlng Republi cans in all pants of the country, sug gesting Idhait any action on" the silver question would be diangierous, and these advices no doubt did much toward hav ing the Ihiot poker dropped1 a ix Palton substitute. The-local papers tried today to inter view the dWegutes on the report of the committee on resolutions. The free sliver men all expressed Batistfaetion and th ttjiu-fljirer men, a. ruiw, were nw. ex pressing any opinion. Senator Thurston, of Nebraska, the loader against free sil ver, said: The report iwos tntlrely consistent vith thii league orgianiza.tion, but I should have preferred a disclaimer of authority or purpose to make la platform or commit the party, followed by such resolutions as would express the views of thiese as sembled dielegiities on the political issufs. I am in favor of Improving the financial plank of the last Republican platform." M. J. Dowllng, of Minnesota,' was elect ed secretary. The sffort to divert atten tion from silver to the tariff as an issue, wtas continued today. The speeches In the convention, us well as the banquet last night, and elsewhere, were all on that line. When the- Tippocanoe and other local olubs, went to the depot to nlgih't to meelt Governor MeKinley, the Iowa band of Allison men headed tilfe procession. There was every possible effort to make the work of the silver agitation end 1m a big boom tor the turlff as the1 Issue uf the Republicans. SHORT LINE CASE IN 'FRISCO. Gam Franolsco, June &. Transcripts were filed today to thle United 9'ates clr cuiit court of appeals here upon the ap peals whioh ve been taken from the Oregon circuit from a tilecree passed In one of Uhe Union Pacific receivership sui's and pending in Oregon, to-wl't: Than In which the order was passed appointing; Egan receiver of the Oregon Short Line and Utah Northern Railway Co., the properties extending from Wyoming to Oregon, with , .branches through Utah, Idaho and Montuna. Receiver's certifl. oaites, it seems, were ordered to issue (although It Is aOleged the road was earnl lng mare than sufitalent to pay operating; expenses and maintenance), to an amount of about one million doiliirs, chargeable as a Jien upon the road, to aid the Amer ican Loan and Trust Co. to pay the in terest due upon the first mortgages upon the properties; the bondholders and stock holders of the company holding the bonds, In both the first and second mortgages, protest!' against the Issuance of cer tifkutes for this purpose. St Is to test the vaJldJty of the revolver's certificates Us-ied, not for the maintenance, opera tion or repairs, but purely to enable th second mortgage to pay the interest on the fired mortgage, that the appeals are taken. FISH PROTECTOR McOUIRB. Portland, June a. Fish Protector Mc Oulre is giving to Astoria tomorrow to put a stop to fishmg on the lower Clum blam Sunday, even if he does stand a chance of being arretted by 'the Wash ington authorities for kidnaping. He Is determined to Cjrce an Issue on the question- of concurrent Jurisdiction, relying on tho sounl-lnees of Judge McBrlde-s decision bring htm out safely Under existing corxfitiuns It Is impossible to enforce Whe Oregon iw which prohibits Qshlng on Sunday while the Washington bxw "ietiw the tw open. Last week Judbe MoBrtde instructed the Clatsop county srrand Jury to indict every man found nshsng on tfie CJjlumMa. river during the Rundhy dose season any where or the river up to Jow water mark on the Washington shore. Me Gulre is nyw going to Astoria to arrest any trap men who fish wi flimdiiy an1 thus force ao issue. U it rumored that Sheriff Hare and McGuIre have been. In dicted by the grand Jury of Paaific coiai' ty, Washington, on a charge of kidnap ing and will be arrested if tney go to WaalringiUon. , COMMENTS ON WILLIAM. , iParis, June 21. The newspapers gener. ally regard Emperor William's speech at Hamburg tut incited by a desire tu be agreeable, rather than expressive of his real senitimants. The Estaffel declares Mult It la neceosary for a realization ot the wishes expressed by the Emperor Chat France and Germany should be rec onciled,' 1. e., thoJt the question of Alsace-Lorraine be settled. The Sollel re marks that in spite of tha pacillo tone ot the emperor's utterances, morose per sons remark that peaceful festivities have sometimes preceded terrible wars. The R&pheel, referring to the same subject, says that Europe does not be lieve that : peace Is the sole object ot the opening of the canal. According Ito. the Radical, the simplest rrethod of assuring peues is for Germany to surrender what she owes to war, ap parently referring to Alsace-Lorraine. THE FAMOUS LICK TRUST. Sin Francisco, June 21. The famous L(ck Trust', organized in 1873, has come to an end. W.th this payment ot JlH.,000 by the Fair estate to the trustees yester day the last act of the Judiciary agents of old James Lick was accomplished. All that now remains for the trustees to do Is to gelt the court's Instructions for turning over ito the residuary legatees the founds, on' hand and secure a Judicial defines for their discharge. The Lick trust deed bequeath ed l,Ml,0OO worth of property for various objects. This prop erty Inoreuised in valuation during twen ty years nearly 100 per cent. IX WILL BE DEPORTED, Seattle, June 21. Six Chinese aire des tined for deportution for being unlawfully wfthtoi the counitry. Tlwo of them, Wong Ah 'Linn and Wong Chong, were senten ced by United States Commissioner Em ery today, land two more, Ah Look and Wong All Tuck, by Untied States Judga Hartford. The four each had forged cei. tlflcBlteB mode. It Js thought, in San Francisco. (Ling Sing and Lee Soy John, ordered deported last week, were taken to Tacomu today for the next China steamer. LABOR MEETINGS. Indianapolis, June 21. The officers ot the Notional Labor. Federation in this city are preparing a call for meetings to be held in every city in the United States a week from Sunday, the purpose being to denounce the Debs decision. The ob. Ject, Secretary McGralth says, Is to se. cure the passage of a law by the next congress defining the rights -of working, men and uibollsltlng government injunc tion. MAY GET" THE LOAN. Washington, June 21. Officials of the Chinese legation say fhlat thle American capitalists who are negotiating in .China to secure the loan of 200,000,000 tiaels which China la about to pay to Japan, ore by no means urging a vogue or futile suit, and 'that they Stand quite as good a chance of securing the loan as any other money representatives. TO ESOAiPE THE CONTRACTS. San' Francisco, Jlune 21. Lord Sholto Douglass land his bride are to call on the next steamer for Australia, to es. cape the wroth of the theatrical man agers with whom Lady Douglass signed contracts before her marriage. STAGE ROBBER SENTENCED. Boise, June 21. Inj the federal court at Black fool t, W. B. March (has been convtt- ed of holding tip the Houston etage and robbing the mail. He was sentenced to life Imprisonment at Detroit, NEW YORK DISBURSEMENTS. , . New York, June 21,-Thle total disburse ments for interest and dividends on July 1st, In this ctty, it is estimated, will reach X75,000,000. THE MIGHTIEST ENGINEERS. London Public Opinion. One of the marine wonder of the world Is the great Barrier Reef of Australia, This Stupendous rmnpart of coral, stretch ing in an almost unbroken line for 1,250 miles along the northeastern coast of Australia, presents features of Interest which are not to be equaled in any other quarter of the globe. Nowhere Is the action of the little marine Insect lch builds up with untiring industry those mighty mountains with which the tropical seas are studded mors apparent By a simple process of secretion there has been reared In the course of countless centuries an adamantine wall against' wWloh the billows of the Pacific, sweep ing along In an uninterrupted course of several thousand miles, dash themselves in ineffectual fury. Inclosed within the range of its protecting arms is a calm sei, dotted with a .imuCitaude of conal islets, and presenting at every turn ob jects of interest at'.ke to the unlearned Itraveler and the man of science. Here may be witnessed the process by which the wavy gelatinous mass hardens into Stone, then serves as a collecting ground for the flotsam and Jetsam of the ocean and uTtlrnately develops Into an island covered with a luxuriant mass of trop cal growUJi. Here again may be seen in time serene depths of placid pools ex traordinary forms of marine life, oglor with the most brilliant colors, and pro- aucmg tn inelr infinite vo.etv a bewilder ing sense of the VJatness of the life of tfhe ocean. - "ADDRESS" AND "RECESS." Milwaukee Wisconsin. .. " IT II U 1 1 J 7UIO TW HV ought to taiow bevtter mispronounce the noun "address." Like the verb, rt should "be accented on the second syllable, but arasuaxen not cm that they are cor rect, people who pride themselves upon their mirMvlnr knnwlttltf. K... MrfhA . . ...... n . vuQi, uimW WfVIV HDin take the trouble to Investigate, piace the on ins nrst syttaWe when they use the wonl . mn xn A every ten. srtiool iMimM in tfhA niMf chools are setUng a vicious exaimpts to r."nr generation oy heir mispro- uunaiuoa wji mis xrequentry used word. ew jmr, ago neany an the teacher mlsproimuisroil ,h warvi "nnai." nl. lng the sjeeent on iht rtt a.i,.t.t in. stead as? Mta, fAf flm. k,. ,. it win be thought worth while to hold . ....... , ..v. mi 1 1 1T5 pmg v, listening to waAerr ff from soeecheav but ttsr tfti m m.. teachers sn prorrunctation. If something or hum son is nor oime m the Interest of rrrm, t" epoinn tiES"jie wilt ths dogs.' "go to AM M SCHOOL Five Young Graduates Say Farewell to Studies. SOME STIRRING EXERCISES State Superliitcndentlrwiu Delivers One of the Best Addresses Ever Heard in This City. VIOLET 'BOWLBY, Latin course, four years, , NETTIE TUTTLE, EngHish course, four years. . OARL KNUTSEN, Business course, two years. , NELLIE UTZINGER, Business course, two years. : GEORGE OHLBR, Business course, two years. The commencement exercises of ths Astoria High School were held. at. the Methodist Church, lat night and the pro ceedings throughout wars In every wuy worthy of tins occasion.- Their close found three young ladies and two bright lads face to face with the bait tie ot life, having In the course of a few hours turned the backs upon happy school days and all of the perils, Joys, and trib. . ulaUbns Inddentul to their early educa tional careers. The building was crowded before the beginning of the exercises with parents, friends and .fellow students of the graduates anil' the royal purple and gold colore of the Hlghi School with the blue and gold of the senior students fluttered everywhere. A solid array of young gentlemen held the rear portion of the hall and were oonsldrubly in evi. dence several tltneB during the evening. They recognized their sehoormaBterB with very generous applause at every oppor tunity and had a constdenaible surplus ot pent up enthusiasm which they let Out promiscuously at anything in- edght, tak. ing the staid and elderly portion of ths audience back to thoughts of their own school days, end helping generally to make the entertainment pleasant and well rounded off. Great toslte had been displayed Im the arrangement Ot the decorations, which conaltfted of beautiful ferns and a pro. fUBion of white marguerites, a comblna. tfon that, in Its simplicity- and effective ness, was quite- In harmony with ths proceedings. In front of the platform, however, "was OS much floral variety as could be heaped up in the space allotted lto it. It constated of from fifty to sixty magnificent floral offerings in baskets, ouquefts and quaint designs, gifts to the graduates from many sincere well wish ers. State Superintendent of Put.lo In. struation Irwin was delighted with the display ot flowers and suited that ait all the commencement exercises he had late ly attended in various parts of Oregon he had met with nothing that approached it In either beauty or profusion, The anniversary exercises of the Clcer onean Literary Society opened with a chorus, "Come Sing the Song," by the High Softool Choir, assisted by the Schu bert COub and led by Mrs. H. T. Crosby. The rendition of this Stirring song was greeted With a great deal of applause and WaB followed Immediately by the delivery of the ualutatory address, pre pared and spoken by Miss Katie Slnnott ('96). In a well modulated voice and with a pleasing Style vf utterance this young lady talked of "The Dawning." She told her laudlence of Edison's wonderful life struggles, ths lesson they taught ,and the necesstty of beginning the earnest work of ths world wttlh a thorough foundation that no shock of defeat or smaller trouble could shake or destroy. On behalf of the society she welcomed tire visitors, and was heartily cheered when she eroded with an exhortation tu her fellow pupils to leave heir "foot prints on the sands of lime." Mr. Terry McK'ean, the High School's popular or ator, recited "The Clown," proving his abOty as on elocutionist and gaining generous applause for his clever work. Mr. Ed'wln Hobson followed with Wely's "TltarriM," a piano fonte solo, and an old Itlme favorite to which he did full Justice. Mr. Lester Busey ('97) then ap peared and made a plea for "Culture," Mob muscular culture alone, which matte man a mere animal, nor spiritual culture that by Itsellf left him weak and varia ble, but a unOted and well-rounded off cul tivation of a91 the human powers com; blned. He spoke pf IWiose "friends of cul ture," dlllgend ami wiaitchfulneas, and of its deadly enemy, sktfh, and with force and vigor, showed Iris hearers how neg lect of the educational idea had driven thousands of young men Into the ranks of the fin bucket brigade, the tramp, tramp, trump of which was the death knell of opportunity the one door throutph which culture could be tf lined and held. The door was open to ell. Men and women only had to enter It, and 'then "live for aye with Joy possess ed." Mtes Florence TwomUy, with a few brief worUs of congratuiaitlon presented the Society Diplomas to the graduates, all of the recipients b ing heartily cheer, ed as they come forward to receive them. A double male quartet, constating of Pro fessor Thlelhom, end Ml ssrs. George R. George, Barker, H. C. Thompson, C. R. Hlgglns, Belaher, Garner, and J. T. Ross, closed the first part with a stirring thomis,' "Roll on, Mat1c Ocean," but Innate modesty or something of the kind kept the performers from responding to n encore. The cMmmenoetmn program " proper was opened by Miss Nettie TurJtle, who spoke of the study of nature and Its teachings. tJhe showl.-d how all science was based on the unchangeablllty ot nature, and carried her audience bick to the time when thi open book lay un heeded save for the wondering of ths Highest of all iu Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report l(Oj)(t)j IX V ixzz ita OhiaCdean shepherds, who pondered on the movements of the st'ars while watching their flocks at night, and the attempts of Pythagoras to pierce the hidden V II with all the reason he could bring to bear. Sht explained how the disagree ments of our own scientists were bring ing forth good results, and how the won-, derful works about us were free to the examination of every man, woman and child, closing a neatly rendered and pleasing address with Bryant's exhorta tion to "go forth Into the open sky, and list to mature'! teachings." Mr. George Ohler'a oration "Night Brings out ths Stars," was ihL-artMy appLauded and de servedly so. Though evidently very ner vous at first, he conquered his feelings and soared into flights of oratory as he talked of thle bright and wonderful heroes thai all the evil times . of history had never failed to produce; of King Robert Bruce, , Cromwell, George Washington, Lincoln and Grant, mem whoS undying fame had been won under black crouds of despair, and In the. midst ot ths darkest hours their country hod ever passed through. Miss Nellie Utzlnger talked of "The Growth of Oregon," In an Interesting and conversational man ner. She carried the history of the state down through thij years of the Astor and Lewis expeditions, .through Whitman's arrival in 1834, the conflict with England for possession, the organisation of th territory In 1H48, and the conferring of statehood in 19, showing how tha pbp platlon had gradually grown and how, from dense Ignonanae in the East of Ore gon's condition and adrvantagva, the state had come to be known from one end of the world to the other as a land of plenty and promise. Mr. Carl Knut aen followed, taking as Ms theme "Mag netic Influences." He spoke at lengtli on the power of music, and gave the audience some Idea ot the wonderful personal magnetism of Napoleon Bona, parte, and how It gave him the hearts of his soldiers and the love and admi ration of millions of civilians. Hie con. eluded what was one of tha best efforts 'of the whUe. evening with an eloquent peroration on the magnetism of the stars and stripes, and the devotion that, as long as the world lasted, would be min gled In the folds of a common piece ot bunting the nag of Itihto United Stales. His oration was cheered to the echo. The High School choir and the Schubert Club followed with "Niancy Lee," and that popular nautical ballad was never done better Justice to. An encore that would not be denied brought forth "Herd Bells," which was also heartily appaluds ed. . Miss Violet Bowlby, 'head of the grad uating class, made the concluding grad. mate oratio.1 In the form of a vailkdilotory entitled "Woman's Work." This popular young lady undoubtedly carried away ths palm for platform speaking. Her words, excellently chosen, and to the point, wlere uttered in a most pleasing manner and the Astorlan will publish her re marks verbatim, at another time. Mr, Thomas Dealy, chairman of"" the school board, presented ' tha grad. uates with thutr diplomas In a few very appropriate remarks, and Professor R, N. Wright . then Introduced, to the. audU once Statu Superintendent' Irw&n who " spokii for am hour eloquently and With much earnestness, as follows: : (On account of Its great length tills speech Is held over till tomorrow's Issue.) The High School- oholr and the 8chu bent dub concluded the proceedings with "We've Been Friends,'' (Donizetti) and one of the most excellent graduating en. entertainments ever given In Astoria was brought to a close with an Informal re ception held toy the graduates, to whom the Astorlan desires to express the hope that in thuir future lives they may find much of usefulness and happiness. THE SMALL BOY. Chicago Record. " To a girl's way of tlhlnWlng there is precious little room In this world for the flffnal! hnv. Af.fAt lia nvulWa mi. n - J ' - v. . . vuu vi ' u period of babyhood ard grows too long- cgffeu 'ire comiurui'Diy fpeutect at home he shuld be stored tajwav a.rTii.a-hra i. mi n (he arrives at th time of life when mus. tacne raising is nis most congenial occu. patlon. He certainly Is not ornamental, With hill mtrv-ruilm?ai flno-aca shoes and Imp.eh tricks and teas'lngs; he cenainiy is not useful except when act ing as a medium through which one bothers one's dcurest friend by Insisting that he accompany her and her best youna man on tthri r utrrM hv.nirt .v. : park. He is noisy and troublesome, and tnm reniuTKs jto noi arwaya up to the pm nacie of elegance that young women w.th idealistic tastea on-iLnrl rr hi.!.,, v. hind doorways and Jumps out with a iuuu anvin wiucn penormance Is con- uuuivs va Hysterical screams and general upheavals of ti iun u m,.,. happiness Is bound up In the cold body in. ueceasea mo, wnicn he promptly places on h'.s slater'a results like an anarchist who has Just planted a dvnamfta dnmh im i .. - ni4y.iv is worse than all other offenses, he vt aim uurraione ana wnenever a pair or proua ana happy bloomers go bicycling by he raises his voice so that It can be heard for six blocks and Jumps around like a wild Hottentot having a fit. TWO OF THELM. ' At a recent gaJtherlnar In New Ybrk. the tartar A turned upon personal experiences, and a uaviuitfuiKieu jurist reoatea turns otory: Afiter graduation he migrated to western town; months of idleness with no prospects of lmprovomenrt, induced him to seek u new home. ., -j w irj w luvg jiv boarded a train for NashVllle, intending ii ik:l vmpiuymeni as reporter on on of the dally newauanera. Wh.n f-h m.. ductor called for his tlckdt he said: "l am on the staff of ttie Eagle at Nashville; I suppose you wflll pass me!" Ths conductor looked at hirn sharply. "The editor of that paper is in ths smoker, oome with me; If he Identifies you, all Kght." . He followed the condudtor Cn to the smoker; the situation was explained. Mr. Editor ewf d: "Oh, yes; I recognize Mm as one of tha staff; It Is all rlg'ht." Before leaving ths train tha lawyer again sought the editor. "Why d.d you say you recognized me I'm not on your paper." "I am not the ,lit,.r .it-h.. t... traveling on hfs pass, and was scared to deaith ietJt you should glvs me away." 9Wkt V' laV" teak Wei Li? " Ix y v v v '. ;- h k