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VOI, XUV, NO. 133. . ASTORIA, ORKGOX, SATURDAY MOuNING, JUNE 8, 1895. F"ICE' F1VE CRNI-.
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I872 1895
Fisher
Brothers,
Sell ASTORIA,
Lubricating
OILS
A Specialty.
Ship Chandelery,
Hardware,
Iron & Steel, '
Coal.-
Groceries & Provisions,
Flour & Mill Feed, .
Paints, Oils, Varnishes,
Loggers Supplies,
Fairbank's Scales,
Doors & Windows,
Agiicultural Implements
Wagons & Vehicles.
NEW GOODS
B. F. ALLEN,
365 Commercial Street.
New lines for 1895.
Japanese Rugs and Matting
Bamboo Furniture, etc.
(Direct from Japan.)
House Lining, Building Paper
. and Glass.
vVall Paper of 1895 now in with a stock
Japanese Leathers, Wholesale in Chicago
from 9 to $18 per roll of 12 yards.
I! F. ALLEN'S,
365 Commercial Street.
Snap A rodak
at any man coming out of
our sto.e and you'll net a
portrait of a man brimming
oer wltn pleasant thoughts.
Such quality lu tb liquor
we havetooHt'rarei'nouguto
PLEASE ANY MAN.
Corne and Try Them.
HUGHES & CO.
IS THERE?
Is there a man with heart so co'.d,
That from his family would withhold
The comforts which they all could find
In articles of FURNITURE of th
right kind.
And we would suggest at this season,
nice Sideboard, Extension Table, or se
rinn fhnlra. We have the larges
and finest line ever shown In the city
and at prices that cannot ran to pietm
the closest buyers.
HEILBORN & SON.
ASTORIA IRON . WORKS
Conromly St., foot of Jackson. Astoria.
General Machinists and Boiler. Makers
Land and Marine Engines. Boiler work, Steam
boat and Cannery Work a Specialty.
Castlnn of All Descriptions Made to Order or
" Short Notice.
John Fox. President and Superintendem
A. L. Fox..... v,ce Presldeni
,0. B. Prael...- ecretar
They Lack Life,
There are twines sold to fishermen
.l "Vi a t fltfLTul in
on one v;oium'ui -
the same relationship to Marshall's
Twine as a wooden image does to the
human belrig-they lack strength-life
- -evenness and lasting qualities. Don't
fool yourself into the belief that other
twines besides Marshall's will do "Just
as well." They won't. They cannot
Parties desiring
Floral Designs and Choice
Cut Roses and Carnations
For Decoration Day, should
Call at Grunlund & A
Palmberg.
Cor. 8th and Exchange sts.
Kopp'a Beef Hall.
Cholca Wine. Lfciuors and Clga-s.
KENTUCKY WHISKEY
Qslylunifl over tha ar. The largettgiau
of M. P. Bear. Hatf.aad-lialf. ju
Ft Lunch.
Chas. Wirkkala, Proprietor.
Cor. Conromly and Uavett St.
THOMAS MOKKO,
. . rhiwe shoo is oppoa
1 ...a rij tlv no"" '
It Cutting's cannery, to now prepared
to do such odd jobs s making new
cannery coolers, repairing old one
jS&r that requires first-class work-
mrvnsnip.
Carpenter Shop.
Tour mind Is on repairing your house
thissrtng: Pommy on building a new
this sprang
?ne: .".U.r. with a shop fuU of
tool, always willing to do such, jobs
and want your wui-
,na win HILLER GOSNET.
Shop oa Hwaco Dock.
WHAT LOW TARIFF HAS DONE!
1. U OSGOOD,
The One Price Clothier, Hatter and Furnisher.
606 and 508 COMMERCIAL STREET, ASTORIA, OE.
That there is
YOU
Wlkli
FIND
no other stock
in the city so
largn as ours
in the way
Fishing. Tackle,
(.Vquet Sels
Lawn I ennis bets,
Bird Cages,
heather Dusters
A
ana
all other
Sid-ing Good p.
GRIFFIN
SUITS.
GIiOTHINGIWEH" SOYS' .
Our Sping Stock Has Arrived. They Are Wonders For The Money.
Lojk Through Our Stock.
Men.s Suits Worth Jio.oo for
"
" "
Worth nearly double the money. Come and see us.
Men's Pants i.oo, f 1.50, $2.00, $3.00 and $3-50- Large lines to select from.
Big lines of Underwear, Hats, Shoes. Suspenders, Socks, Rubber Boots and
Oil Clothing. Also full stock of Dry Goods.
The Cheapest House In'The State.
Oregon Trading Co.
600 Commercial Street,
THREE LOTS.
In a desirable location, 2 blocks from High School.
A BARGAIN.
CHOICE LOTS IN HILLS
On the new Pipe Line Buulevar 1-Just the pUco for a cheap home.
A Block IN ALDER BROOK.
STREET CAR LINE will be Mtended this summer to within 5 minutes
walk of this property Will fell nt decided
VCREAGL, -
la 5 or 10 aore traots Inside tho city limit!, also adjoining Flavel.
GEORGE HILL. 471 BondSt., Occident Block,
HILL'S REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE
The CASINO
JL in mm 1 m"si' n 'Mi'm
7th & BOND
New Novelties
Admission Free. ..a.
It has caused a tumble in
all lines of Men's and Boy's
Clothing, Furnishing Goods,
Hats Caps, Boots, Shoes,
Trunks, Valises, etc. And
with low rent, lowest insur
ance in the city, less salaries
and other incidental expenses,
and with no losses in my
Cash and One-Price Business,
and buying direct from the
manufacturers, in good goods
I ha -e no fear of any compe
tition on the Coast.
A child buys as cheap as
the most f-xper. enced buyer.
Our lino f
fishing rods
. start in with
the common
bamK)o poles
for a
few cen's
and iun up
into the $. $
ior those tha'
are lots Aeiter.
So you eee we
can suit every
body
& KitiiU
PANTS.
$6.50.
6,75-
7.50.
Men's Suits at t 8.00
" " " 10.00
" " " 12.00
FIKST ADDITION.
bargain.
STREETS
and3 Attractions
TV
THE WEEK.
wa 1 LUU1IM
The President Officially Nomi
nates Olney and Harmon.
INCOMPETENCY IS ALLEGED
To Be the Cause of the Colinia
Wreck The Washunaw Safe
Roseate Trade Reports.
Washington, June 7. The president this
afternoon announced the following cab
inet appointments: Secretary of state,
Richard OIncy, of Massachusetts; attor
ney general, Judon Harmon, of Cincin
nati, Ohio.
Mr. Harmont has been for a long time
Judge of the common pleas court and Is a
man about 60 years of age, one of the,
most" conspicuous lawyers In the West,
and upon the retirement of ex-Govemo
Hoadley from his Cincinnati firm, upon
his removal to New . York, Harmon took
his place at the head of the firm' of. Har
mon, Colstone, Goldsmith and Hoadley,
the last named being a son of ex-Governor
Hoadley, of Ohio. !
DUN'S WEEKLY.
New York, June 7. Dun & Co.'s weekly
Review of Trade will say::
The trend of business Is rising, even as
It was falling two years ago, with sur
prising rnpidity. The gain has gone so
far and so fast In some branches that the
more conservative fear It may not be
maintained. But the period of dullness
which comes In each market after an
unusual rise brings as yet nothing Ilka
a corresponding decline, industries gain
much, halt or fall back a little, and then
eain one more. The demand for con.
sumption is Bteadily Increasing as the
employment and wages of the people In
crease. The demand for money Increases,
one bank reporting 29 per cent larger In
discounts for the country, and another
23 per cent more commercial loans than
a year ago, and all but two report some
gain. The serious question remains
whether the crop will be good enough to
sustain the large business. Reports are
better by far than the estimates recently
currant. Wheat rose 2 cents, fell back
2 cents, with realizing, and has risen
again three cents with a western estl-
mode of a crop 01 W.im.m busneis smai
lpp than Inst vear.
The failures for the week were' 196 In
the United States against 216 last year,
and 35 In Canada against 40 last year.
BRADSTREET'S REPORT.
New York, June 7. Bradstreet's will
say tomorrow: The speculative spirit
which seemed to dominate both the com
mercial and financial circles until with
in a week or ten days past, is still less
conspicuous In all lines. The demand
for staple goods, In a numher or in.
stances, Is smaller, notably at Boston,
nttsburg, Chicago, and Kansis City,
particularly in dry goods, the demand
for which In first and secona nanus, nas
declined, as Is customary at this period.
While business throughout the country
may be designated as quieter, the tone
of staples continues strong, and confi
dence in a good demand, when the rail
season opens, remains unabated. The
feature of the week, as heretofore, Is the
continued long list of advances in prices,
notably those for iron and steel, and the
upward movement of bank clearings.
Statistics show a decrease 6f over 17,000,
0X1 bushels In the available stock of
wheat In the United States and Canada,
during May. Heavier shipments of wheat
to Europe, with the Increasing available
stocks there, made dealers nave conn-
'dence in the permanency of ai higher
range of prices for wheat.
AVERAGE CROP OF HOPS.
San Francisco, June 7. J. C. Bauer,
one of the oldest hop dealers In the city,
has just returned from a trip that took
In all the Pacific Coast states and lirtt
Ish Columbia. Ne says that in the hop
growln? regions of Oregon and Washing
ton, the crop looks well, barring some
mould In the Washington yards.
"Th? price is so low," said Mr. Bauer,
"that In a great many yards hops will
not be picked at all this year. There was
a big crop In Europe last year, and ever
since the price has been low all over
the world.
"The price now is from 3 to 5 cents for
medium, and for choice, 7 to 3 cents.
Choice hops are not plenty in the mar
ket. England takes 50,000 bales every
year from us and the East about the
same. The coast consumption of hops Is
about 8,000 bales. An average crop for
Oregon, Washington and California,
with all the yards producing, would b
about 150,000 bales. I think there will
be that much this year, unless something
happens to the crop. I think there will
be a better price for the new crop."
ALLOWED TO CARRY THEM.
San Francisco, June 7. The executlvs
committee of the Fourth or July cele
bration committee has, in answer to a
communication. Informed the local so.
clety of the Ancient Order of Hiber
nians that It may carry In the procession
the flag known as the green flag of Ire'
land, ir miae into tne lorm or a nanner,
suspended from "cross poles and lettered
as a banner of a fraternal order, with
rut conflicting with the resolution that
no flags other than the stars and stripes
will be allowed to be carried.
5
' CHINA THANKFUL TO THE U. B.
Washington, June 7. The Chinese mln.
later here, in company with acting Sec
retary Uhl, accompanied by his secreta
ry of the lezatlon and interpreter, wait
ed in person on the president today and
presented to him a lettjr from the Em
peror of China thanking him in graceful
terms for the kindly offices exercised by
the United States in behalf of the res.
toratlon of peace . between China and
Japan, '
INCOMPETENCY ALLEGED.
San Francisco; June 7. Oustav Rowan,
one of the survivors of the Colima, has
sent a communication to the Call, in
which he says:
."I want to make ai statement now, if
yuu will allow m to do so. You can
find out that what I say Is true rf you
will see the other men picked up. Soma
of them VM not dare to tell the trutJJ,
as they hav been promised money to
keep still. Tha Colima was lost because
she was badly handled, byofflcers with
out capacity and bad men, when the
gale struck us. When I saw that the
shin was going to sink I went after life
preservers and commenced to give them
out to the passengers, but the steward
told me .to let them alono and ordered
me forward. I was saved because 1
got a life preserver, and if others had
been allowed to get them too, many
would have been saved with me."
THE OFFICERS' STORY.
San Francisco, June l.-The United
States Inspectors of boilers and hulls
commenced an official examination Into
ths Colima disaster today. . Third Officer
Hansen said that ho had superintended
the stowing of the cargo and that the
work had been well dome and that the
cargo had not shifted. If the Colima
had not been a ' good boat he thought
she would not have weathered the storm
as long as she did. He believes the
wreck was entirely due to the violence of
the storm.
TWO DECLINED TO GO.
Salt Lake, Jun 7. A special to the
Herald from Butte, Mont., says:
The Butte Chamber of Commerce Invi
tation to Senators Carter and Mantle and
Congressman Hartman to represent Mon
tana at the Memphis silver convention
has been accepted only by Mr. Hartman.
Carter did not reply to the Invitation, and
Mantle returned to Butte today. He Bays
his private business will detain him at
home all summer.
THE WASHUNAW SAFE.
San Francisco. June 7. The Johnson;
Locke Mercantile Company, consignees
of the "Washunaw," from New York for
San Francisco, laifcn with steel rails for
the San Francisco and San Joaquin Val.
lev Railroad.- reported disabled It the
Straits of Magellan, state that a cable
gram has been received from Capt.
Holmes, c the Washunaw, announcing
her safe arrival at Coronel, Chill.
CHANGE IN TIME.
Portland. Or.. June 7. It is said that
the Southern Pacific will, In the near fu
ture put on another local train between
this city 'and Salem, making three trains
daily. It Is probable that' the extra local
will leave here about 6 p. m ana mat
the overland train will be put two hours
later, In order to connect with the Nor
thern Pacific, which arrives at 8:20.
WON THE MEDAL.
Rochester, N. Y., June 7, E. C. Schenck
won the gold medal offered by the Post
Express for the best time made by the
Chicago-New York relay riders between
Rochester and New York. Schenck cov
ered 'his relay of seven miles in 23:10,
averaging 3 minutes 4-6 semonds pet
mile.
CALIFORNIA WINS.
Champaigne, 111., June 7. In the dual
athlet.c contest today between the Uni
versity of California and the University
of Iil.nois, the former won, 65 to 43.
HE CANNOT ATTEND.
Boise, Idiho, June 7. On account of
urgent private business Senator Shoup
says he will not be able to attend the
sliver convention at Memphis.
THE THREE EXECUTED.
San Quentin, Cal June 7. Patrick Col
lins, Ameilo Oarcla, and Anthony Azoff,
all murderers, were hanged In the state
prison today.
THE MANCHESTER CUP.
Manchester, England, June 7. iFlorlzel,
II, owned by the Prince of Wales, won
the Manchester cup today against a large
field, which included M. F. Dwyer's Ban
quet II.
THE TALK OF THE DAY.
The postoffice in India not only collects
and dehvers letters, parcels and ottur
articles, but acts to a certain extent as
a banker to the general public, sells
quinine and salt, pays military pensions,
and collects the revenue accruing to the
government from land ai:d other sourccsj
But to the fertile brain of one of the
oldest olficers in the department Is due
the latest development In the work of the
postollice. The Punjab postoillca has
come forward as an eiementary teachur.
It not only colltcts letters and delivers
them, but teaches boys In eleinentary
schools how to write them and address
the covers.
Ready 'wit Is one of the essentials to
desk-room at the capital, and In this con
nection 1 might relate an anecdote con
cerning a gentleman who is is Atlanta
today. I refrain from g.ving his name,
taking for granted that he has seen ths
error of his ways since he passed out
from the elevating influences of the city
editor.
In the early days our friend was on the
local stait of a Cincinnati paper. He
was detailed to report a revival meet
ing, and was busily engaged in taking
notes when one of the sisters approached
him and suggested that he should go up
In front and take a seat on tho anxious
bench.
"Madam," he replied, "you see, I am
sent here by my paper. I am busy, and
I really cannot spare the time."
"But, brother," urged the good lady,
"do you not remember the story of the
fishermen of Galilee, how they kft their
nets and all else to follow the Master?"
"I know the story," replied the unre
generate knight of the quill, "but there is
a great difference, my dear madam.
Those fishermen were not working for
John R. McLean." Atlanta Journal,
.t ,
A lawyer in Australia was defending a
voune man whose, record was mnioaor
ous. Ignoring the record, however, the
lawyer proceeded to draw a harrowing
picture of two gray-haired parents in
England looking anxiously for tfie re
turn of their prodigal son to ipend the
next Christmas with them, ana lie aker.
"Had they the hearts to deprlva the
old couple of this happlneff?" The Jury,
however, being heartless men, found th
prisoner guilty. Before passlntr sentence
the Judge called for the prisoners Jail
record, after examining which he blandly
remarked that the "prisoner had some
five previous convictions against him, but
h was ar ad to say that Mr. s eio.
puent appeal would not . remain unan
swered, for he would commit the prisoner
to Maltland (New South Wales) Jail
where his aged parents at the present
moment were srvih aw.iice rttpect.
ively, so that father, mother and son
would be able to spena tne ensuing
Christmas season undr one. roof," j
nrnnnirni. nnxin t
Weekly Salmon Report Shows
An Upward Tendency.
THE HATCHET
IS
BURIED
Discount Trouhlts Are Over-Chl-nooks
Magnificent, But Blue- .
' Backs Are Scarce. .
Astoria. Ore., 10 p. m., 7th Juno, 1893.
Today, we are glad to be able to report
that the forward shipments of Columbia
river salmon to all large centres have
reached their normal , condition. No
traces now remain of tardiness in orders,
and demands are coming in at such a
rate that catiners are taxed to get goods
ready for shipment on time. During the
last seven days 36 carloads, containing
14,000 cases, have been dispatched to
various eastern points, and in the coming
week shipments will run thirty to' forty
per cent higher. The principal feature
to report since our last statement, has
been the rapid closing up of all old stocks
In New York, Chicago, Baltimore, Phlla
dolphla, and St. Louis, and It is doubtful
if these five . cities now hold between
them a thousand cases of last year's first
class goods. This state of affairs has
caused a big rush of peremptory de
mands on the; Jobbers and through them
on the packers, who are doing their ut
most to pieet the call. It has had the
dffect also, very noticeable everywhere,
of stiffening prices, more particularly for
flat can We quote today as follows:
Columbia River standard brands, straight
chlnooks,. $1.35 to $1.4216 tor talis and
$1.5214 to $1.75Vj for fl.its. Ovals nave shown
Blgns of climbing higher In two or three
quarters and now run from $1.3514 to
J1.9&V,, .sales of these, goods averaging
over the $1.80 mark. Keys on all goods
6 cents to 7'j cents txtra. Ovals for for
elgn shipment are quoted at $2.03 to $2.10,
less S per cent. ' Our correspondents'
reports from all quarters show a dearth
of new goods everywhere. New York
will probably receive this . year more
Columbia River salmon than she has has
accepted for some seasons. The demand
in 'Chicago is steady, with fncllnatians
among big buyers to take goods at firm
and advancing prices. During the past
week the Alaska Packers' ' Association
has placed x considerable quantity of
goods for foreign shipment at from 90
cents to 924 cents per dozen. The Sacra
mento river packers have felt the in
creasing foreign sales and nearly 4,000
cases had been shipped to Europe up
to Wednesday from California. It is
rumored today , that the Alaska Packers'
association is opening a big market In
Australia for cheap trash, at cut prices,
and soin trla' shipments have already
gone forward to that country from San
Francisco. On the Froser river, packing
will be begun before our next report, and
everything points to a slack year. The
absence of blucbacks In the Columbia is
an Indicator in this direction. Fraser
rivar packers will soon be in the middle
of a fight with foreign jobbers, which
may develop some Interesting situations
before they get through. There seems to
be a tendency to distrust on both sides
concerning tho fluctuations In the price
of the British Columbia product. Opera
Hons la this city for the past week have
been steady. The run of chlnooks since
Saturday has averaged fifteen fish to
the boat, and while the catch has not
been extraordinary for this time of year,
it has been uniformly good, and has
closed the first week's continuous run
s.nce the seiBon opened. Blueibocks are
very slack, and many of the canneri
are beginning to doubt; their ability to
fill orders for this class of goods If the
present state of affairs keeps up. The
biueback run Is now two weeks overdue,
and to put It plainly has been to date
a flit failure. At the Cascades and The
Dalles very little is doing. Several of
the wheels are still out of the water, and
those that are fishing find no bluebacki
to pack. The steelhead run is due in
a few weeks and these fish are already
appearing, seemingly pointing to a good
catch as the season advances. The Chi
nooks this year are magnificent, and are
unusually fat. The average weight at
present is fully 'Ji pounds, and several
of them are scaling 60 pounds.' From this
(Ime to the 20th of the month the largest
fish or the season, will appear. -The
middle river canneries are all doing fair
ly well and prospects there have bright
ened somewhat during the- past seven
days. With excellent receipts at this end
of the season the total sck will not be
able to reach last year's figures, and
everything points to the correctness of
our deduction that the Columbia will be
DO.000 cases short for 1895. Yesterday
Highest of all ia Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
active work was started by the cannery,
men, combined for the purpose, in the
erection of a large salmon hatchery on,
the Upper Clackamas river, which runs
into the ColunVbla, This movement on
the part of the packers has met with
universal approval all over Oregon, aad is
bound in the next three or four years to
have a perceptible effect on the size of.
the annual pack. The discount trouble
has ceased entirely and canners unite in
stating to us that tho hatchet has been
burled. 11 any of the packers are giving
the 1VG per cent cash, terms they are dis
creetly silent on the subject, while the
majority are contented with a well earn
ed victory and don't fall to say so.
STATE NEWS.
-There Is a general Impression that ali
the good land of the Bliets reservation
was allotted to the Indians, but the To
ledo Leader says that there are hundreds
of acres of as good land as Oregon rain
ever fell on that is unallotted to the In-.,
dians. If any one expects 'to go and get
an Improved farm that some Indian has
been Irving on, for years, tney will be,
oadiy fooied. But if they want good
land that will be a regu.ar garden spot
wuen Improved, then ' tney can find It.
A shipment of forty boxes of butter
from tne Manchester creamery in Men
docino county tor Japan was made last
week. Eacn box was nermeticaiiy sealed,
und it is tnought will reacn its destina
tion in good condition. Anotner market
j.or our dairymen to dispose of tne,r err
p.us product in.
"Mr. L. B. Kidder yesterday sold his
wool cl.p througa tne ii,usiace warehouse
to Mr. Geo. T. Davis, representing Jos.
itosniand of Boston, The amount of the
cap was 10,000 pounds and tne prlca paid
was I'A ceins per pound. xakcr City
c.nucrat. ' -
ALPHABET MAXIMS.
Attend carefully to details of your bust
nebs. Be prompt in all things.
Ljuojder well, tnen dec.ue positively.
pare to do right, fear to do wrong.
, nindure trials patiently.:
Fight life's battles bravuiy, manfully.
uj not lino ine soc.ety of the vicious.
Hdld Integrity sacred,
injure not another s reputation or busi
ness.
jo.p, hands only with the virtuous.
Keep your mind fiom evii thoughts.
Lie not for any consideration.
Diane few acquaintances.
Never try to appear-wnat you are. not.
Uoserve good manners.
Pay your debts promptly.
Question not the veracity of a friend.
- rtespect tne coootei youv parents.
o-iri-iiicn money rainer than principle.
Touch not, taste not, handle not in
toxicating drinks.
Um your leisure time for improvement.
Venture not upon the ,'threanold of
ffttMlg. ,, .. , ,
watch carefully your own passions.
'Xtend to everyone a klnd.y saiuiatlon.
. iie.a not to . discouragement. .
,euiousiy labor ior tue rlut
And success Is certain Baron Roths
child. -
OCCULTISM.
Drowsy, drowsy, hear the bees,
With their Jullabyl
- See tne noud.ng nupie trees
. lillnklng at tne skyl
Soft there falls a sepy spell
That must conquer soon.
L,.'b give up-rwe may as well -
ilypnotlzeu by June.
Someming subtle in the air . .
Makes her presence known, ' '
As a dreamland earth is fair-'1
Where her night Is shown. . '
Let the clover Incense rise,
Througn tne mystic tune, '"
While we smile and shut our eyes, '
Hypnotized by J une.
Washington Star.
MIRTH AND MERRIMENT.
. He (sympathetically) You have a bad
coid. tine (husany) I have. I am so -hoarse
that if you attempted to kiss 'me
I couldn't even screaml c
Old Bache That's a handsome pair of
s.ippers you're wearing, Harry. Harry
They ought to be; I'm sure they cost
enough. My wife made them, and then
coaxed me out of the price of a sealskin.
Ag.tated young bridegroom (immedi
ately after the ceremony) Serena, shall
shall I shall we shall we kiss? Belf
possessed bride, (it being her tnlrd ex
peruuee; It is my usual custom, Wil
liam, '
A young woman married a, man who
told her he was an "architect's assist
ant.0 She became disconsolate upon dis
covering next day that he assisted the
architect by carrying bricks up a ladder
.1 a hod.
The New Woman-I should like to
look at some neckties. New Assistant
The necktie department ii farther back.
This is the toilet department. I can
show you some mustache lnvlgorators,
though.
Missionary (out wesl) Did you ever
forgive an enemy? Bad man Wunst.
Missionary I am glad to ; hear that.
What moved your inner soul to prefer
peace to strife? Bad man-I didn't have
no gun,
"There, my love," said the young hus
band, aa he placed a bundle on the table,
"I've bought you a pair of sleeves." "Oh.
you darling!" exclaimed the delighted
wife. "I'm so happy! Anything will
do for a dress.:'
X Chicago paper says "there it no'.nlng
rare about a well-cooked day In June."
It might be a good thing for some of the
phlcago people to try the talunrljas
June weather of Oregon.