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About The daily morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1883-1899 | View Entire Issue (June 1, 1895)
mi Daily astoriaa i astoria, Saturday . morning juae i, i895 Suits to-measure, $35" nrnlIonij nay to At a man If to flnt find out Juat what kind of s man you have to lit-that'! Just what wo do tako your measure eiot and cut the stilt for you and it rouit fit. or we'll keep 'em. - tailoring exclusively. chas. Mcdonald, The Tailor. 523 Commercial Street 'AM-' Few Hen Would Ask For a Finer Dinner 1' than those we serve. We're trying In every ' way to make them the most en lovable In town. All the "good things' t of the season-cooked by our excellent caekW the most delicious style. Perfect service. lft youlnvlte friend to the Falacs Restaurant ithe place is a sumcieni guar antee that he will receive a good meal. ' The, Palace Restaurant That House You Intend to Build '" Can be built just to suit your pocket book by ' C. G. PALMBERO, and you will find him at his shop at 473 Fourth'Street Sterling Silver I Never has there been such a stock of sterling sliver Jewelry as mat now on display at our store. Half the town does not realize the Immensity of this assortment. EXSTROM, the Jeweler. ASTORIA- - .'jMATTESS v , '' - FACTORY, 378 Commercial Street Manufacturers of every d-wcrlptlon of Lounges, Mattresses, etc. REPAIRING IN ALL IT3 BRANCHKB . When the tide sets one way there la always a cause for It. ' Women don't come here to buy roasti teaks, and all other kinds of meat limply because lt'a Chrlstensen & Co.'a. Of course there are a lew, a very few, who buy out of compliment, or from Ignorance, bat the great mass of housekeepers buy where they can get the best and for that reason we supply the majority of the families In Asto ria for they know by experience that we have only the best. WA8HINOTON MEAT flARKET, 1 "i CHRI5TEN5EN CO., Prop'rs , ' Hundreds of business and professional men are, now coming to our place , 1 "THE RESORT" Dally.' Why? Because they can at any time, day or night, call for a sundwlch her and get it. We expected to be mobbed for these sandwaches and our fresh 6 cent beer when tha railroad comes. Qiosbauer & Brach. .0 Ddgitu m Iron Works, ., Oeneral Machinist and Boiler Works All kinds of Cannery, Ship, Steamboat and fcnglne work of any Description -castings or all kinds made to order. Foot of Lafavelte St., Astoila, Or. A Poor Cigar -t W, F. SCIIIEBE Don't expect to never made make, elthor 1 But marke this s-a-t-l-s-f-a-c - t-l-.-n of the 22-karet aort hat accompanied every purchase ol one cf the cigars made by hln since he began business. We'vt got tha notion that a satisfied - customer "cuts a big figure" Ir building up a business. That'i ' the reason La Belle Astoria take -so, well. ROSS HIGGINS & CO Grocers, : and : Butchers ' "'" Astoria and Uppar Attorla. Flnt Tmi and Coffmi, Table Drllraclri, Domastli and Tropkal rrultt, VtRetaMti, sugar ' 1 ' i .' . Cured Kami, Bacon, Etc. Choke Fresh and Salt Meats. White l!d Slippers! White Kid Oxfords! White Canvas Oxfords! In buying these goods from us for graduation exercises one can be suited her juat as well though they had sent to San Francisco and had the goods made for them. JOHN HAHN ft CO. Tho U. S Gov't Reports 1 show Royal lis king Powder ' . superior to u!l otherfi, YESTERDAY'S WEATHER. Local weather for the tweneyOoor hours ending at I p. in. yesterday, furnished by the United States department of agri culture weather bureau: , Maximum temp.xia.tur, It degree. Minimum tBmper.ur 41 d greet, Preeinltsfloii, .14 Inch. Total precipitation from September 1st, 13H to date, 72. TO Inches. jpcp-s of precipitation from Bi-pember ..- 3 f t 4 lrvh. Trilby Pin's I ok ALBERT DUNBAR. Try Smith's Ice cream. Fresh strawberries at Smith's today. Sweet cream at Smith's 20 cents pint. Smith's ice cream Is unequalled , cream soda a specialty. Private lors for ladles. Commercial street. Ice par- What brings people back to the Asto ria Wood Yard after they have sounded the possibilities everywhere else? May be It's one thing, and May be It's another. But the fact remains buck they come. And of course the Astoria Wood Yard Is proud of It. No hotter milk was ever brought to Astoria than Is furnished for five cents a quart by Uelth & Wilson, and de livered In a clean and tightly closed glass bottle at your door every morn ing. , . Arrived Mrs. Zwemer, trance medium. Can be consulted on all affairs of lit Call ait Mrs. M. A. Hall's residence, Exchange street, old Ross residence. Cir cles every Tuesday and Friday night at 8 o clock. Mr. Humphrey has some choice Chi nook salmon at tils market near Res oue Halt. He also has oysters that sell at a 1';sb price than at any other mar ket In the city. He carries clams and other shell fish, and as a side Issue, has a stock of Marshall's famous knit ting twine. If you want a blcyole repaired or a luck fixed, or any other flrst-clnsf work done, call on C. H. Orkwltz, next door to Martin Olsen's Auction House. The Palace Barber Shop is now giv ing one of their two-bit shaves for 15 centb. The greatest accessory to good looks, Is a smooth, soft skin. To obtain that, you should use nothing but Crain's Toi let Cream. Sample bottles free at the Prlnts-Craln Drug Store. What cows received first premium at the World's Fair for profluolng the richest milk? Jersey cows, and those ire the only kind that J. A. Rowan sells milk from. Molhers raising their bancs on the bottle will have fait, strong and heal thy babies by using J. A. Rowan's Jer sey milk, as he makes a specialty of milk for babies end the flick. Try hlin and he happy. NOTICE Is hereby given forbidding Paokwood or any other persons from cutting or re moving wood or stone from any of my land without first making satisfactory arrangements with James W, Welch. NANCY WELCH. CHAMBER SETS At your own price at Foard & Stoke Co.'s. The Palace Bath House encourages folks to bathe by having everything first class. RYIQS Two hard-woking servants- Yet quickest to rebel when over-work- ed. Glasses the right ones scientif ically, delicately adjusted ones the remedy. The ability that experience tnd study gives can be had at J. H. Seymour's. Charges only for glasses are modest. What Is the use of having a "humar form divine" unless you care for It and drape It and clothe It so as t moke It a source of joy to yourself and a pride to your friends? Nature sup plies tho form. A. Lake, the tailor al 159 Commercial strest will make Uu alment. See him. Business men of Astoria visiting Port land hrtvo for years been acoustomed to tako their mld-duy lunch at the "Gem." The ' Gem" Is now looated at 7.1 Third street, next door to the Alns- worth Rank, Jos. E. Penny. FOARD & STOKES CO. DEALERS IN Crockery, Glass and Plated Ware, White Sewing Machines, Hardware, Boat and Fishermen's Supplies, Paints and Oils, ' Ship Chandlery, Teas, Coffees and Groceries, California Wines, Medically Pure Liquors, Sole Agents for the CelebrateJ Almighty Dollar Cigar. P. KROSEL. 420 Commercial tstreet. Fresh Candy Made Every Pav; FAR PRODUCTS BOl'GHT AND SOLD. Butttr, Eg ea, Cherae an 4 all klaJi of Fruit In Smus. Clg.irt, hacco and Groceries. AROUND TOWN. . Water rated are due And payable at the office oday. Money to Loan Inquire of H. B. and B. Z. Ferguson. Born Friday afternoon, May tint, 18d5, to tn wire or Charles M. Celler, a son. The Ocklaih&ma will leave no at an early hour Ithfs morning with the ship Hen neua, i-nox mmpKin at tits wneei. T. W. Lee, superintendent of water lines, O. K. and N., was a passenger dn the btate yesterday from San Francisco. The evangelists, Holdrtidge and Dickson, will conduct 'the services alt 11 o'clock tomorrow at the Norwegian M. E. church In Uppertown. Come one, come all. Our itooth wash cleanses and preserves the teeth, and gums. Imparts a refreshing feeling to "the mouth and perfumes the I brsath. Call for a free ctample. Chas. Rogers. The burning of the O. It. and N. Bt tam er 8. O. Reed, with the attending excur sions from Astoria and Portland, will tak place June th, one week from next Sunday. The Epworth League Is preparing for a strawberry and Ice cream festival, to be given at the Flreit M. E. Church on Friday, June 7. Be present and ep.nd a pleasant evening. Yesterday Judge Osburn dismissed the cases against Jos. Baker and E. P. Par ker for assault and battery, as the com plaining witnesses failed to put In an appearance whi:n the cases were called. Services alt the Congregational churcn morning and evening. Morning theme, "Consecration." Evening theme, "Christ, the Hope of the World." The Sunday school meets at 12:15 and the Christian Endeavor at 7 p. m. The following were among the passen gers for Portland on the Potter last even ing: Judge J. T. Lighter, R. E. Bewell, L. A. Loomls, A. S. Vle?t, W. Hendricks, B. R. Smith, Miss Hurgren, M. C. Harri son, F. Johnson, J. W. Howerton, Fred Overbeck yesterday let loose om of bis ten-weeka-old carrier pigeons at Westpont, 32 miles distant, at 9 o'clock a. m., and a few minutes past that hour the bird arrived safely at home, making an unusually tine record lor a young bird. Gus. Holmes' subsidy deed was yester day turned in to the committee. This Is about the last deed that Is needed to com plete ithe list. Mr. Crosslin says that tha abstracts of title to the property are the icuiin. iut wi 'rt men for a similar number of tmnsactlons. Mr. Wright, from near Olney, cama In to town yesterday on an original Ore. gon wagon a wood sled. His friends greeted him as he passed along the street and made much merriment, but Mr. Wrlghlt thought he knew what he was doing In ithe present condition of the roads. Owing to the necessary detention of certaCn meirtbers of the class and of the teachers the Bible class: s will meet this afternoon In tihe Congregational church at a quarter of' five Instead of 2 and 4 o'clock. This will be the concluding les son as Evangel'Ults Hcfldridfre and Dick son leavi on the Monday morning boat to take up work awaiting them In another field. ServIoiS at the Baptist church as fc. lows: Preaching Sunday at 11 a m. ana 8 p. m. Subject In 'the morning, "Tha Communion Its Nature, Objedt and Im portance." In the evening "Lessons from the Lives of Great Men No. 1." Sunday school at 12:15 and Y. P. B. U. at 7 p. m. lrayermeeting at 8 p. m. on Wednesday. A conKal Invitation is extended to all to attend these services. Services at the Presbyterian church to morrow as follows: Preaching mornlnR and evening by Ithe pawtor, Rev. R. Lid- dell. Subject at 11 a. m., "The Faultless Christ." In the eventing at 8:00 o'clock, 'A Mathematical Problem." Sabbatn school after the morning service. Y. P. S. C. E. at 7. p. m. A special lnvltatlon Is extended to all to attend these services. All Who are wisnrui 10 nviK? a success of life are requested to attend the even ing service. Onpt. rarelll, eonitractor on the iAth- line of the water works, arrived In tne city yesterday from his camp, where he has ba?n mud bound for several days. lit toon 'mm mree ana one-nair Hours, tis It was, 'to travel the four miles on horse, back, but aside from bulng a little sor. the oaptnln was in his usual cheerful frame of rmlnd. ILe reports that In two (lays, In Bplte of the weather, he cleared one mile of the rlirht ot way. This Is gviod work and with fair weather things will fly on that part of the work. Swedish Lutheran Churoh Sunday be. Ing V,'lv!t-Sunlay, there will be commun ion services in the morning beginning at 10:30, Sunday school at 12:15 p. m. Ser vices adapted for the children In the evening n.t 8. This Sunday will be set aside for gathering up enough money to pny our share of the "2i-cent duis" for Augnstnna College and Theological Sem inary, Roiek Island, 111. Collections will thus be taken up In the morning and in the Sunday school and at the evening services. Let all our members and friends turn out to the services Sunday. J. A. Edlund, pastor. Cupiinln Parker, oX the Parker House, Is rapidly completing the many improve ments and thorough renovation of that popular hostelry. New paper, new car pets and curtains have wrought wonders In the nppearance of things, and the olo Pr liable 1s ready to do Its share In tak ing care of visitors In first-class ahaps. A trip throutrh. t"e Night, clean kitchen. pantries, meat coolers and dining room Is a pleasure, and shows that the stew ard and chef know what are the first requisites of a good hotel. Captain Par ker Is olive to the situation and r allies that the advent of the railroad means many strangers to provide for. First M. E. Church. Classes at IS a. m. Stewart and Turner leading. At 11 a. m. Sermon by Rev. J. W. Bushong D, D. subject, an Important question for evry Metnovllst In Astoria, txn the King Count On We? Ait 7 p. m. toi connection with the Kpworth League, praise and testimo ny service, there will b a very Interest ing ceremonial. Don't fill to be present. At 8 p. m. sermon by the pastor, subject. "Oray Christiana," "Who and Why?" Let St. Paul answer. We hope to see all the members of the church who can pos- sioiy get out at tne u a. m, service. All cordially Invited. There will be soma special musical features at 8 p. m. Following Is the list of Jurors drawn is yesterday by Sheriff Hare and County 1 Clerk Duntwr for the June term of the circuit court: S. T. McK?an, P. C. Reed. I I It'l U ... t K A T TV. n C - V .1 Kogera, Mike Sharps, O. F, Morton, F. W. Shoemaker. F. A. Sherman, J. N. Austey, Andrew Anderson, Theo. Chris tiana. H. Schoene, and William Edgar. AatorCa; A. B. Johnson, Jew.il; V. H. Coffee, J. T. Moody, and P. C. HavlarO. Hare; J. K Frasler, John Days; H. Ris- mussen, Walluskl; D. J. lngalls. Lot Gllmore, Lewis and Ctarke; H. OHverson. iouoks iiiver; 1 nomas va.mii. esperi j Ben Bublne, C&nnon Baoh; J. C. Adams, I 8. A. Vance, Kklpanon; iWlllnm HUM Warrerrton:- Charles Forrest, John Chls- holm, Westport. Yesterday 'LouCa Agraen, "of ' the Fish ermen's Packing company, brought to the As: or tun oftV a II.nmi.ind tt.wn Kn tl. white , pearled, feathered fish hook to I V)(h1h nraa rf tnsYt&A a Kitlrf rant fnnrf r I No. 4 Vine. The hook was taken from a 28-pound salmon caught on the lower bay on Thursday last Front all appearances the hook had not been In the water many days, probably not more than a couple ot days. In speaking of the And, Mr. Spex arth, Who Is posted on fishing gear, stat ed that It was probably lost by some one fishing from the rocks near Cape Dlsap. nolntmorvt " The hook. , he - one of ten seen here, but the line Is one in ctmmon use In the waters of this section. The location which he suggested Is about the only place at the mouth of the river where Ashing with a book would be car ried on, and (t Is probable that When the 28. pound salmon took hold of It, the fisherman Imagined for a few minutes that he 'had hold of a whale. PERSONAL MENTION. -r . . . H. R. Bales, of St. Louis, is at the Oc oldenft, R. B. Way, of Portland, Is a visitor In the pl'ty. Jos. McFaya, of Salem, 1s at the Par ser xiouse, H. Goldstein, of Portland, Is stopping at the Occident, J. O'. Harotlhorn and wife have returned from Portland, C. Hambaker, of Portland, Is at the Parker House. ' 8. W.- Fallman ,of Spokane, Is a guest at the Parker House. R. B. May and C. C. Barker, of Port land, are alt the Occident. C. N.. Huath, editor of the Wlllapa-PI lot, was In the city yesterday. . M. J. Morrice, of Kansas City, is In the city, stopping ait the Occident. W. J. Honeyman, a prominent merchant ot Portland, Is alt the Occident. E. B.-Moore, of Racine, Wis., Is In the city, . stopping at the Occident. Senator Phil. Abrams. of Seattle, is In the cilty visiting "Cheap Charley." L. Gerllnger, of Vancouver, Wash., Is In town, stopping alt the Occident. Attorney R. E. Sewall, bf Portland, registered at the Occident yesterday. R. L. White and wife, of Silver City, Idaho, are guests of the Aetor House. Sheriff James Hare returned yestirday from a brief official trip to Skamokawa. Ike Stevens, of Skamokawa, was in the city yesterday, registered at the Occi dent. Ray Brombatigh, of San Francisco, lavis hing the city, and Is a guest of the Oc. cldewt. Mr. Hamslhaw, one of the water works conumtoors.-wenit to Pontland yesterday on business. Mrs. Barr and Cattt. Hill, of Gray'e River were in the city yesterday, gueets QZ M16 UCCldem. Aug, Nelson Is again laid up with a painful attack of rheumatism, but hopes to be around agiiin soon. Messrs. Butterfleld -and ShuTce. mer chants of Portland, who have been 'on a trip through the Nehalem, left for home lost night. STATE NEWS. Items of Interest from Various Farts of Oregon. Mr. J. H. Robblns Is fostering an Infant industry that bids fair to prove a eucceee, says ithe La Grande Chronicle. He has two pairs of China pheasants aind the females are prolific layers. It Is supposed that a hen pheasant will lay in the course of a season from sixty to ninety eggs. 1W Robbins has already secured three or four settings and has distributed the same among his friends. It Is believed th it the result of these settlings will be eufllcl nt to give this section a big eJtart toward a stock of pheasants. The Newport Record eays that Mr. J. G. Hdlcomb has commenced the survey of the bay and as soon as the tug Gen. Wrighit arrives from Coos Bay tha work 'of the survey of the bar will b commenced. The survey Is to ascertnn what changes have been going on since the last survey, and to locate the currents and ito. estimate their velocity. The result of thlB work Is of much Importance. The plans for the life saving station that Is to be erected' at South beach has been received by Collector of Customs J. W. Ball. They will be substintlal and attractive buildings, especially the boathouse. Thus one by one the necessi ties of our harbor are being granted by the government. This station will employ from tight to ten persona who will have their permanent quarters at the station Newport Record. FROM PRESIDENT WARREN. To the Edl'tor of the Atstortan : My attention having been oajlled to an article in the Aatorlan of the 28th by J. B. Eddy, of the board of railroad com missionerswhile en route to inspect the seashore Railway It was deemed but Jus tice to the publlcand the company that the line should be as thoroughly inspected as the tint; at his disposal would permit. The work having been accomplished Mr. Eddy returned by the evening train, and as I very much dislike to discuss this, or any dthor matter, with one so lacking In candor and flalrmas that he feels com pelled to hide behiind an alias and sail under false colors, I will refer htm to the railroad comtmlsiUoners and trust they will not judge him or criticize his motives too harshly, as It sesms clear that tne Inspiration of that article was from tan glefoot and boose; tor the ainimits of the tramp who would write his own pass ana attempt to beat his way over lihe line. WhenewT "C. P." has a sufficient degree Of manhood and honor to sign his own name, he may hear from me again. D. K. WARREN. SUNDAY IN UPPER ASTORIA. Tomorrow promJses to be a day unusu ally devoted to religious observance by the people ot Upper Astoria. Messrs. Holdrldge end Dickson conclude their w,M-k there and In this cOty on that day and make the following announcement of services: 9 a. m. Ait old school house, special Words to converts. S p. m. Grand final men's rally, special sontrs and sermon. 7:30 p. m Open air service followed by the last ot the series ot meetings in ths school house at 8 p. m., concluding wttc farewell words and special exercises. A HOUSEHOLD TREASURE. D. P. Puller, of Camajrharte. N. Y, says that he always keeps Dr. King's New Discovery In the houso and his family has always found the very best ivsuhs follow Its use. a. A. Dykeman, Druggist, Cats kill, N. Y., says that Dr. King's New Discovery Is undoubtedly the best cough remedy; that he has ised it In his family fur eight years, anil it hia notrAP AiilAit a., all Ih.i rUWH r.w u u-k. nn tr- - am. tdv ar innir trior! .r, ,,a thi w. tlesfre. Ohas. Rogers' Drug Store, Odd Fellows' Ruildjno- Rn., rM 1 - KNIGHTS OF THfl JiACCABEES. I Lincoln, Neb as followa: "After try 1 Ing other medicines for what Brims to be very obstinate cough In our tw. children we tried Dr. Klna-'a New Dls covery and at the end of two days th cough entirety left them. We will no be without It tieNMftni- m,r nr othe r. XaiL'-!- .Signed. FL W. Staves state com. Why not give tnm grea nvdlcln i-rlaL- as- rt guaranteed and trial bottles are 'Tree at Chas. Rog ere drug Store. Regular atxe 60 cent and II. t. A Some of the "Seasonable Habits' ' of People Criticized. DO YOU HAVE. THEM? Certain Hints That Cannot Fail to be of great Value to Inteligent Readers. (Herald.) I overheard a remark made by a promf nent professor at the Ciub the other even. Ing, which greatly Impressed me, He said In substance: "Why do people try to tone up fheir systems 'purify the blood' at this s ason of the year. Is It . not largely habit? The blood undergoes changes every day of Bhe life, and If people could only see that by keeping the head cleir, the liver vigorous and the kidneys active, their blood would, of course, be pure all the tCme, they wouia save- much care and annoyance." "You evidently do not believe In Spring Diooa punners, doctor," I ventured to ask. "Certainly not. Keep the body in the condition I have described and no man or woman will need any purifier. I have seen a great deal of life and understand the needs of the people, and I don't hesitate to state to you that of overworked men, weak women and even puny children would keep the kidneys and liver healthy, they would not be sick or need any Wood purifiers. I will go farther and state that the use of that greatest of modern dls. coveries, Warner's Safe Cure, will do this In every case and at "oil seasons, and hence prevent all the Spring annoy ances ot wnich we Hear so much." I tWnk the doctor le right. I certainly know from my own experience that the headaches, drowsiness and run down con. dltlon which I have to often attributed to my blood, arose from no other causa than that my liver were out of order. I am pleased to fey, however, I have not experienced any trouble of this kind for a number of years, and do not propose to for a number of years to come, so long as I understand What I do now and realize thait there Is co n-eat a remedy witnin my my reacn. Work on the reservoir was In full blast again yesterday. Contractor B.hm pushing things regardless of weather. The approaoh to the south end of the tunnel is uboult completed, so that excavation at that end will commenc next week. Work ait the north end of the .tunnel is dpo. gresslng rapidly, and all trace of the recent cave-In have been removed. An a'.r pump Is being rigged to supply fresh air to tihe men at Work in the tunnel, as the conatamit Waiting necessary to cut through ithe hard shale, makes the Mr very foul and unsafe to work In. The private telephone line between the city water company' office and Engineer Adams offlce on the hill has been com. pieiea, so itnat many steps back and rortrh will be eaved. Thursday, when the militia fired the salute at the 15th street cemetery during this G. A. R. exercises, Chief Clerk Byram, In Contractor Behm's omcc, at flreit thought that there had been an explosion in their powder house re ar by, on the hill, and rushed out of the office pell mell to see what 'the trouble was, and incidentally to g-t under cover. When he discovered the cause of the loud reports he went bick to work much re. lieved and had a good laugh to hlmselr over nis scar?. Notice is hereby given to all parties holding CJoitsop county warrants Indorsed prior to April 13th, 18J2, to present the same to icne County Treasurer for rjav. ment, as interest iwill cease thereon after tnis date. Dated this 1st day of Jutje, A. D 1805. B. L. WARD. Treasurer of Clatsop Co., Or. EXTENDED SYMPATHY. "Do unto others as you would have otners do unto you," 1b sympathetically hown In the following line", the pre- umptlon being that sympathy Is born, or akin to pain or sorrow: "Gentlemen: Please send Krause'F Headache Capsules as follows: Twc boxes to Flora Seay. Havanna, N. Dak. Two boxes to Llllle Wilcox, Brookland. N. Dak. I have always been a great offerer from headache and your Cap- ules are the only tning that relieves me." Yours very truly. FLORA SEAY, Havana, N. Dak. For sale by Chas. Vtogers, Astoria. Ors Sole Agent. Or. Price's Cre&m Hiking Powder World's Pair Highest A war J. A WARM Cuticura Soap And a single application of CUTI CURA, the great skin cure, will afford instant relief, permit rest and sleep, and point to a speedy, economical, and permanent cure of the most distressing of itching, burning, bleeding, scaly, and crusted skin and scalp diseases, after phy sicians, hospitals, and all else fail. Cuticura Remedies Exert a peculiar, purifying action on the skin, and through it upon the blood. In the treatment of distressing humors they are speedy, . permanent, and economical, and in their action are pure, sweet, gentle, and effective. Mothers and chil dren are their warmest friends. Sold throughout Um votld. Form Dane akt Ch Conr.. Sola Prop., Roston. - "All about Baby'a Skia, Scalp, and Kau," Bttiicd fra. If tired, arhisg, a)rTeaa mot b en knnr tha cum&xt, aacafdv, aad vitality ia Cal learn Plsstm, thty voJd amr be vkaout taoa. Ia uu) way lbs anaaUM and baab BATHjjp ME Cv Jlj v MRS. COIN AT BCHOOL. Chicago Times-Herald. "Husband," said Mrs. Coin, as she un tied he bonnet and proceeded to put away her things Salturday evening, "I had such an experience this adernoon. After we came out from the nurtlnee we went into a candy store where ttwy sell light drinks as well as ice cream soda. As soon as we salt down at a little tabls the waiter came up and cays he: 'Bul lion, lady?' So I thought your predic tions were coming out all right. 'Which kind?' I says. 'Hot or cold,' he says. Really, It did not seem to me that they ought to be giving out bullion hot, but I suppose he mearnt rigfclt from the mint. 'Gold or silver?" I Bays. He looked puz zled. Just then the proprietor, who had heard me, smiled and says he: 'Sllvei, lady.' 'Fifteen,' says he. 'Fifteen to one,' says I. 'yes,' says he, 'or twenty five for two.' Then he brought us two cups of Juflt common beef tea, I wonder why they keep such lunatics in such places, husband." Coin seemed pensive, but eald nothing. Mrs. Coin was rocking pleasantly Sat urday evening as she darned Coin's stockings. "I woe talking to that man I - bought 'the silver spoons from. Coin dear. I asked him how much silver was In each of these spoons when I bought them of him Just before the Sherman law was repealed, when sliver had got so cheap. About BO cents' worth,' says he. I says. 'Well, one of these days you'll have to take those same spoons back for $1.' Says he: Who'll make me?' I says: 'Coin will; haven't you read my hus band's book?' 'I'd like to see him make me take back 60 cents' worth of ellver for $1,' says he. 'I am not a fool,' says he. 'My husband will attend to your case, 1 says. Won't you Coin dear?" Mrs. Coin went right on darning, and didn't see her husband's anxious counten ance. It was Sunday morning that Mrs. Coin showed how well she had been at school. She descended, bonnet on, prayer book In hand and dressed In her largest sleeves. Her short curls, the product of a mechan ical process of the nlRht and mornlnR, were primped to perfection. She laid down the prayer book, finished drawing on her gloves and then showed Coin her empty purse. "Not going to church with me?" sild She. "No," replied Coin, "I ithlnk I will stay at home tthls morning." "Very well," replied Mrs. Coin. "Very well, dtar. Just give me a little redemp tion money." " "What," raid Coin, opening his eyes wide, "A little redemption money, my dear; 1 have not a cent." "Redemption money," gasped Coin. "Yes," said Mrs. Coin, shaking her little curls with laughter. "You see how well I have read your book. You Bald ithuit Prof. Laushlin tald he did not know what redemption money meant In your book. I do, though. I am not a financier's wife for nothing Am I. Coin. dear?" "Redemotlon monev!" reneatert Coin, ns his face grew pale. One would think vou d.i not want to be saved," eoid Mrs. Coin. 'Redemption tnonev." he repeated sadly. 'Why, of course," eaid Mrs. Coin, tri umphantly. "How dull you are this morning. Redemption money Is what you put on the plate at church." Coin put some currency Into the ex tended purse and Mrs. Coin went forth, fueling herself one of the elect. one diid not hear him croan. ns he hm led his face In his hands: "Oh, why were women ever nermitlted to learn m read?" STILL ROOM FOR RESEARCH. 'What Is Ithis new substance th.it I hear so much about?" asked the eminent scientist's wife "What new substrAce, my dear?" "The element in the air that ban Inn been detected." Oh, .thait, my dear." he ancwem? beaming over his spectacles with the good nature of superior wisdom, "is known as Argon." "Oh." "Yes. Its discovery is one of the most remarKaMe triumphs of the age. It has revolutionized some of the old theories; or at least It Will revolutionize them be fore It gets through.,, "What Is It?" "It's er a did you jiav 'whit i It?' " I said that." Well ahem you see. we haven't o y;t discovered much about It except Its name." HONESTLY WON. 'How did you get your title of 'gen eral?' " asked the hero worshlmnff eln. 'I cut my way to it," was the proud reply. "On the field?" "No; in Bill Wigfilns' hotel. There was nly two men in our town in Kentuckv that had ever been in the army at all, so we cult the cards .to see which should be 'general' and which 'colonel.' " A TRIBUTE. 'I'll miss him," said the widow fair Who lives beside the lake: 'Each time I see his vacant chair My heart will almost break. Whene'er of man's sad pranks I read The thought comes, sweatlv Md: He was a husband good Indeed; me Dest 1 ever had. " HONOR TO DEPARTED GENIUS. "Byron was a wonderful poet." said Gladys, with a sigh. "Yes," replied her father, who is one of the biggest advertisers in the country; ne coum have sold a tremendous lot of goods with all thait stuff If he had only written it a little dlfferentay." 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ANDREW WEVANG. C. R. F P. UNION NOTICE. x Regular monthly meeting of the Col umbia, River Fishermen's Protective union will be held at their reading room Saturday, June 1, 1895, at 7:30 p. m. sharp. Final action on the scow Tathflnder will be taken. Members In good standing are, requested to be present and have their book or re ceipt along. SOFAS JENSEN, Secretary. WANTED. WANTED Fifty men at the Jim to get a 10 cent shave and a 15 cent hair cut. 373 Astor street, next door west of the Parker House. WANTED AgenW to represent the ild National Life Insurance Co., of Montpelier, Vt. For further Informa tion, address G. M. Stolp, General Coast Manager, 82-S4 Crocker Building. San Francisco, Cal. $75,000 PER WEEK using and selling Dynamos for plntins watches, jewelry, ind table ware. Plates gold, silver, nickel, etc., same as new goods. Dif ferent sizes for agents, families and $hops. Easy operated; no experience; big prents. W. P. Harrison & Co., Clerk No. 14, Columbus, Ohio. 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