UMs-irv',, til's EXCLUSIVE TELEGRAPHIC PRESS REPORT. VOL. XLir, NO. 125. ASTORIA, OREGON, WEDNESDAY MORNING, MAY 30, 1894. PRICE, FIVE CENTS. OUT OF fllili Caps, Boots and Shoes,, USfA child buys as cheap as Osgood pipjJTM go. The The One Price Clothiers, BOO and 50 COMMERCIAL WON ON T AY THOSE TWO FISHING OUTFITS ASIDE. You needn't keep tflem I more than a half hour. We've examined several outfits in different stores, and we to want go to another. We saw to go and see it. Thus said two customers to w hom we Further said they We like your goods, but want to be sure of getting the best value for our money. We'll be back and let you see what we've bought if we like the other outfits better. In less than half an hour back they pleases us as well as yours. We'll take them. GRIFFIN & REED. CALIFORNIA fine Wines and Mqaofs. I have made arrangements for supplying any brand of wines in quantities to suit at the lowest cash figures. The trade and families supplied. All orders delivered free in Astoria. A. W. UTZIJjGER, Str. R. P. J Leave for Tillamook as the meather mill permit. The steamer R. P. Elmore connects with Union Pacific steamers for Portland and through tickets are issued from Portland to Tillamook Bay points by the Union Pacific Company. Ship freight by Union Pacific Steamers. ELHORE, SANBORN & CO., - Agents, Astoria. UNION PACIFIC R. R. CO., Agents, Portland. $2 FOR All $80 LOT BY BECOMING A YOU CAN GET A FIRST CLASS TO ASTORIA. LOTS WILL BE NOW IS THE TIME TO PROCURE A liot to Build a Home ?or The Packers of Choice lolumbia River Salmon Their Brands and Locations. fcOCATIOJf. Astoria Pk'g Co.- Astoria... Booth A.Pk'gCo Astoria... ! ColumblaRiverPkeCo Astoria Klmorc Sainnet Atoria. . I George fcBrk Astoria, I t O. Hanlhorn ft Co ; Astoria Vamoli.. J,0 MeglerftCo jBrookflelJ ruuenncn's Tkg Co.. j Astoria - PROPORTION Aro tho Handsome new suits for boys which wo aro selling and the prices at which our patrons arc buying them. You give us your patronage and we will give you a large share of tho profits in Mens' and Boys' ClothingFur nishing Goods, Hats, Trunks, Valises, etc. the most experienced buyer Hatters and Furnishers STREET, ASTORIA, OR. MERIT. an outfit in a window and both of us want had shown our fishing tackle. come and say We don't see anything that WINE HOUSE. frlaln Street, Astoria, Oregon, ELiVTORE MB! Every Foqp Days as flear I MEMBER OF HILL'S LOT CLUBS LOT IN HILL'S FIRST ADDITION DELIVERED WEEKLY. $2 iOlfNTS. Astoria Pk'g Co. I Kinney' U, J. Kinney 'Astoria John A. I'uvlllt.., ..J "l!U;k Diamond) A. & ns Jchictgo r'- I . Cocktail Cutting Tkg Co... g,n K,ancU!0 Elinore, Sanborn WliiUjStar ; li Co.... Astoria. JlSSo'w ft BarkerLtoria. ' J.O.Uanthorn&Co J. O. Hanthorn Astoria . j Ug.St. Ocorge. J. O. Megler.... BiookOeld Wn fl tritftiornipn'a ' . . I Jeai dinaTlan 'kTcV " 1 1 Fishermen si Astoria . . "I I) nn 11 An. Interesting Program for To day's Celebration. LINE OF MARCH TO THE HALL Sweet Songs and Appropriate Music -Comrade C. II. Stockton to Act an Marshal, All citizens are respectfully and. earn estly requested to suspend all business and pursuits of pleasure, and Join with the school children, the V. It. Corps and the G. A. R. in appropriately and decorously celebrating this day set apart in memory of our nation's dead The line of formation and march will be as follows: ynlontown, Cedar and Court street schools will form on Genevieve street, right on Third street, Miss Hansen's shool near Engine Co. No. 3, Upper Astoria, and Alderbrook schools will form on Jefferson street, right on Third street. Citizens on Third street, between Ol ney and Genevieve street, right on Genevieve, Com. J. G. Stuttz' band, Fir ing Squad, Cushlng Post No. 14, Farra- gut Post No. 49, ex-Union soldiers and sailors and women of the Relief Corps, will report at the hall of the K. of P. at 9:30 a. nt. sharp, to Com. C. H. Stockton. The line of march will be from K. of P. hall west to Lafayette street, north on Lafayette to Second, east on Second to Cass, south on Cass to Third, east on Third to West Ninth, south on West Ninth to cemetery. Procession will march promptly at 10 a. m. Program at Fisher's hall at 8 o'clock p. m.: Invocation, Rev. G. W. Staver. Song, "Red, White and Blue," High School Choir. Recitation, "Drafted," Blenche Hibbs. Song, "Brave Battery Boys," Messrs. Smith, Gribble, Chadwlck and Whld by. Recitation, "The New Year's Vision," Jessie Sands. Address, Com. L. P. Mulllnix. Recitation, "Our Soldiers," Terry Mc Kcan. Song, "The Star Spangled Banner," High School Choir. Recitation, "Only the Old Flag," Til lie Williams and Chas. Withers. Recitation, "Decoration Day," Clara Agnes Dunbar. Song, "Song of a Thousand Years," Messrs. Smith, Gribble, Chadwlck and Whldby. Recitation, "In One Grave," Nannettl Adams. Address, Com. J. W. Bushong. A Patriotic Company, children of Al derbrook school. Song, "Marching Through Georgia," High School Choir. "The Reunion," Jennie Curtis. Address, Com. Thomas Dealey. Recitation, "Blue and Cray," Eva Shlvely. Song, "We Were Comrades Together In the Days of the War," Messrs. Smith, Whldby, Gribble and Chadwlck. Recitation, "The Veteran Dead," Nel lie Brakke. Address, Comrade of Cushlng Post. Hymn, "America." Benediction. Com. C. H. Stockton has been ap pointed marshal of the day. He will be obeyed accordingly. J. F. GRAVES, F. D. WINTON, Post Commanders. A POPULAR BOOK. Gen. Grant's "Memoirs," which Mark Twain's firm published, are said to have returned a larger reward than any other book ever written In this country. Up to the present time the Grant family have received $440,000 In royalties from WGl 0 the publishers of the work, while the sale BtlU continues gocd, and as a cheaper edition is soon to appear, it is within the range of probability that the "Memoirs" may finally yield $750,000. THE WATER QUESTION. Tho "Indignant Housekeeper" Again Aroused by Mr. Parker's Last Letter. It looks as If the correspondence late ly started on this Interesting topic, so innocent in the beginning as to lead many readers of The Astorlan to re gard id more in Jest thati earnest, has now reached the point of serious reall ty. At least one of the various "House. keepers" who have been' writing about the question is now so pointed and persistent in her demands for informa tion that tho matter can be no longer lightly treated. It seems, too, that the correspondence has attracted unusual Interest among housekeepers generally, and there Is evinced on all sides much curiosity as to the outcome of the dis cussion. It is strictly within the truth to say all the letters so for published over the nom de plume "Indignant Housekeeper" have borne no other sig nature. Who their author may be is largely a matter of conjecture. So long as the controversy shall be continued in the right temper, and with due pro priety, the columns of the paper are open to cither disputant. It Is a public question, and one closely related to the welfare of all. Mr. Parker's rejoinder to the following letter will be awaited with great interest Editor Astorinn I have read an article from Mr. Par ker, In Tuesday's Issue. Some of his statements are so ambiguous as to require more than one reading to get the gist of his meaning. No doubt the board are perfectly satisfied with his description of their eminent fitness for the position they occupy. Though a person of plain common senBe and busi ness training would say that it requires something more than to be "civil, well bred, polite, complaisant and obliging," even with, an unlimited pocketbook added, to successfully build and equip, such a system of water works, as would be satisfactory to most of the "intelligent, prudent men and women of Astoria." Perhaps some of these "intel llgent prudent men and women," whom the commissioners have consulted, will kindly tell us, who, though not in this list, are still very much interested, the length of time It will take to ascer tain the hypothetical growth necessary, before it might be deemed perfectly safe and prudent to begin operations, by calculating "the size of water pipe, quantity of water and amount of money needed to construct the works." Any move toward a beginning of operations, eV3n though a very timorous one, would be encouraging.. The first and most important answer Mr. Parker gives to my oft-repeated question, Why do we not have new water works? is, "We do not badly need them, except for some twenty or thirty families above the lower streets in As toria." This is absolutely untrue. One of the most prominent and respected physicians in this city, said to me dur ing the past week: "I was in constant fear for the health of my family, all last summer, on account of the poor supply of water, and I feel anxious and watchful now, all the time, on this ac count." He does not live on one of the "elevated positions above the lower streets." While in the chair In a den tist's office, on one of the main city streets, he said: "I am s'irlcusly Incon venienced In my work by the Insuffi cient supply of water." How many of the offices and fnmllles living on Second and Third streets have all the water they need? Day after day during lost summer, the children of the Court street school were carrying water from the neighbors, In small palls or pitchers, to supply the needs, of over 400 thirsty children. Don't tell us the supply Is ample for all but 20 or 30 fami lies. Bosh! ,!-.., A family of ordlnar'slze pays $2.50 per month for a supply, for necessary use. They get Just about 50 per cent of the amount needed. Thf company reap the benefit of money paid without giv ing returns for value received. What do you call that? Has Mr. Parker con sulted, as to the necessity of more water? Very many of the property owners, have spent time and money In beautifying and Improving their lawns and gardens, only to have them dry up and die. I am glad my questions have not wearlod the patience of Mr. Parker, for I am like the farm er's wife, "Jest chock full of 'em," on this qupptlon a II ve Interrogation point. Why Is It necessary to wait for two or three sessions of the court before the rights-of-way, "not already secured," can be made available? If It Is nces- si.-y for the public good, and so proper ly represented to the court, would it not be possible to settle these cases at next session of cjurt? Where there Is a will there Is always a way. I ask the In telligent reading- public of Astoria, haa Mr. Parker answered my questions to your satisfaction? As he has not to mine, I am still an Indignant HOUSEKEEPER. Portland and Astoria Will Do Battle Today. A HARD CONTEST EXPECTED Both Teanis Very Evenly Matched and a Large Attendance . Asmred. At 3 o'clock this afternoon Portland and Astoria will wrestle for supremacy In the football arena, and the game which has Ixxm almost the .sole topic of conversation among the athletic ele ment of the lower liver for weeks past, will be decided one way or the othor. The Portlunders, entrenched be hind a long line of victories, are de termined to add another ta the list, while the local boys will strain every effort to beat the champions and In augurate their 1894 season by besting their old opponents. Tha following are the teams, Astoria Forwards, C. R. Hlgglns, R. Gibson (Capt.), J. Johnson, W. W. Rlde halgh, H. Bell; half backs, J. R. Ra thom, C. T. Crosby, P. Grant; full backs, George J. Smith, A, Meacham, goal, R. N. Wright. Substitutes, J. Grant Jno McCue. Portland E. Philster, F. Tyler, F. Davis, J. Gourley, G. Cameron, A. Wat son, W. Laurens, W. Black, M. Bigham, W. Gray, A. H. Trego. Substitute, J. Foster. .Portland's colors are red and white, while as usual the Astorlans' will tempt fortune with the dark blue and white so familiar to their supporters last year. On account of the kindness of the G. A. R. commanders, none of the exer cises of that body today will clash with the game, the afternoon being left clear, a courtesy that is very much ap preciated by the A. F. C. The ball will be kicked off at 3 o'clock sharp, and It will bo advisable for the public to get to the grounds at an early hour & avoid the crush that generally stir rounds the starting of the late cars. The motor, leaving from the foot of Main street, will run to the grounds at the following hours: In tho forenoon at 9, 10 11, 12, and In the afternoon at 1, 1:45, 2:30, 3:15, 4, and at regular Inter vals thereafter. If passengers will bring the 35 cents admission In even change, matters will be made a great deal easier for the committee who In tend to sell the tickets for motor and grounds on the cars. Utzlnger's band will parade the city in the forenoon aifd at 2 o'clock will march to the Telephone dock where the excursion steamer Sarah Dixon will land the Portland contingent and a large crowd of their admir ers. The Portland team will be es corted to the motor by the reception committee of the A. F. C, and will at once leave for the field. They number among them some of the best Associa tion players on the coast, and taking them all around are a thoroughly strong team, well trained. Astoria plays with out its captain, Tallant, who Is trepre senting his club at the Multnomah games today, and Is also minus Barthol omew, who will be unable to play owing to an accident. These two va cancies will undoubtedly weaken the team, but Portland also suffers to about the same extent by the absence cf her "old reliable" Smith, the best full back In Oregon. Bartholomew will referee the game with J. Grant as Astoria's linesman. J. Foster, of Portland, will also act as linesman for the up river men. Tickets for the match are In great de mand, and the contest w!ll probably be the most Interesting1 and exciting ever held In this city. A PARAPHRASE. Our Father who art In heaven, hallowed Ikj Thy name; Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth, in Heavn the same; Give us this day our dally bread, and may our debts to heaven As we our earthly debts forgive by Thee be all. forgiven; When tempted or by evil vexed, restore Thou us again, And Thine be the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory, fcrever and ever; amen. . i ! ;.!u..uii;ii. Highest of all in Leavening Power. -Latest U. S. Gov't Report e WA&ni ABSOLUIELY PUIS ON A BENDER. The Flood of Eighteen Years Ago To Be Repeated. Judging from an Interview with Capt. Crang, of the Telephone, the flood of 1876 .'s likely to be repeated, and that, too, on a more extensive scale. The water In Portland Is now up to Second street, below Morrisson, and this morn ing the Telephone will have to seek an other dock at Salmon street. The mer chants on Front, First and Second streets have been busy in the' past few days In moving the goods In the base ments to higher vantage. The water at Portland yesterday only lacked 14 Inches of being up to the rise of 1876, and It is the opinion of Capt. Crang that it. will go beyond that before the rise ceases. At Waterford the water Is over tho docks, and at Eagle Cliff Is even with the same. SauvleV Is all covered with water and the stock on the Island has all been token oft. The ferry at Kulama has to transfer passengers over the Northern Pacific from Columbia City to Kelso on the Cowlitz river, instead of the usual transfer at Kolomo, Gov-, ernment Island is entirely under water, and at farmer who resided there was obliged to vacate last Sunday. His en tire crop is destroyed. The, Columbia resembles a vast lake, with the water still rising with astonishing rapidity. Old residents aver that they have never witnessed such a rapid rise as Is now taking place. At Hood river the water rose 5 let t In less than two days, and at several places people have been com pelled to abandon their homes and seek ' safety on high grounds. Indications ail point to a continued rise for the next few days, and two feet more of water Is expected at Portland. Later advices from the latter place are to the effect that cellars clear back to Sixth street are being filled with water, while at the chamber of commerce, the Portland Savings bank and DoKum buildings steam pumps are In constant motion to keep the water from Interfer ing with the electrical appliances and hoisting machinery. That both the Columbia and the Wil lamette are on a high old bender' there is no question of a doubt, and that 1 much damage will result therafrom goes without saying. The rise at Portland l!i due, of course, to the backwater from the Columbia, and a further rise of a few feet will endanger the bridges at that city. -LEWIS AND CLARKE IMPROVE MENTS. J. W. Relth from Lewis and Clarke, was In the city yeBterday, and Is very happy over the advent of a 12-pound boy at his residence. Mr. Clark haB Just completed a new barn, 42x70 feet di mensions, two stories high, which ho says he will match against any in, the county In point of size, convenience and utility. Mr. Hoekard, a neighbor, has also just completed a new barn of model construction, and W. J. Ingnlls, another neighbor, has Just finished the erection of a new residence and barn, both of which are a credit to the county. O. J. PeterBon has also recently com pleted a comfortable and cozy residence and commodious barn, while Peter An derson Is busily engaged In constructing a new dyke for him, which the resi dents aver will prove to be a good Job. Dave Howater has In process of erec tion a new residence on the property. recently purchased from W. E. Dement, and W. M. Larson has begun the foun dation work for a residence that, ac cording to the plans, will be one of the finest on the Lewis and Clarke when completed. 4 ' All of these Improvements are within a radius of two miles, and If the bal ance of the county improves as rapidly, the railroad will soon come In at a gait of forty miles an hour. Candidates are chuslng each other up and down the river, but the majority of the people are too busy to take much interest In their loud solicitations for votes and long-winded stories. TO THE SALOONKEEPERS OF THE CITY OF ASTORIA, OR. The members of the O. A. R. respect fully request that you, and each of you, close your saloons from 9 a. m. to 12 m. thin morning and Join with us In cele brating Memorial services at Hillside cemetery. F. D. WINTON, Post Commander, Cushlng Post, No. 14.