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About The daily morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1883-1899 | View Entire Issue (April 27, 1894)
m am mom. A&wut fwdav mmm, mil a, ism, XVXLKti TO Washington "Just prior to my leaving home my attention was called to a singular case of mental trouble and the misfortune which brought it about," said W. P. Buraiett, of Minneapolis, Minn. "It was that of a man named John Stultz, who had Just returned from. Washington, where he went to secure a copy of a patent on some land which he used to own near Sioux Falls. Notwithstanding the fact that he is about GO yetars of on the cam. The trip consumed over distance to and from Washington City, except about 300 miles which he rode ont the cars. The trip consumed over three months. Several years ago Stultz had a large herd of cattle poisoned, over 40 of them dying In one night. But a short time after this his wife hanged herself, and he soon dlsappared from hla home and wandered off to Oregon. He owned 480 acres of land, but left It horribly mortgaged, and when he re turned he found that his property had been sold and that other people were living upon It. His Idea In going to Washington was to secure copies of the original patent to the land, whereby he Imagined he might again secure posses sion of the property." Seattle Tele graph. i ' ' ! - ISN'T SATISFIED. "Of course I am kicking," said an old resldenter yesterday, "and I am not doing It for exercise or to show my dis position, either. I complain because I think that Is one way of righting a wrong, and I don't believe in the Spar tan policy of suffering In silence and feeding your entrails to foxes. I kick at the weather bureau Just now, and I feel that I am entitled to my grievance. Certainly nobody wants to have cold, raw, soggy weather on the 20th of April. If there Is one, he can have my share of It, and I would be In favor of locking him up In a cave where there Is noth ing else. Such goings on as we have had now In the weather bureau are simply awful. Clevelund hus turned the head ofllce In Washington over to a lot of things who don't know how to run an Ice wagon. My opinion 1b that there Is not a man on the force who can tell a Kansas cyclone from a barber's pic nic. No wonder the administration Is heartily hated on all sides. I wouldn't even speak to Grover Cleveland If I met him In oi deaf and dumb asylum. I move that we dispense with the weath er bureau and take our chances with Providence." THE INTELLIGENT COMPOSITOR. ' The demon compositor who dellghte In devising Ingenious "printer's errors" wan the subject of some of Max Adlcr's best fun. In dedicating his book to "the Intelligent compositor," he writes: "It was he who put Into type-nn article of mine which contained the remark, 'Filtration is sometimes accomplished with the assistance of albumen,' and transformed It Into 'Flirtation Is some times accomplished with the resistance of aldermen.' It was he who caused me to misquote the poet's Inquiry, so that I propounded to the world the apalllng conundrum, 'Where are the dead, the varnished dead?' And It was his glot'l ous tendency to make the sublime con vulsively ridiculous that rejected the line in a poem of mine which declared that a 'oolnet swept o'er the heavens with Its trailing skirt,' and substituted the Idea that a 'count slepti In the hay mow In a traveling shirt." London Telegrnph. IN SEASON. This Is the season of the year when a mother Is heard making the following Inquiries of her boy: "Johnny, have you split your kind ling?" "No'm." "Haven't you combed your hair for school yet?" , "No'm." "Haven't you taken your sulphur and molasses this morning?" "No'm." "Well, I will split the kindling, never mind your hair, but the Bitlphur and moUiHsca you must have to thin that blood of yours." CITATION. In the County Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Clatsop. In the matter of the estate of James P, Mots, deceased, Citation: To John L. Mets, Jess E. McU, Mrs. Prudence Weekly, Mrs. Sarah Kearns, Mrs. ltnlph Jackson, Mi's. J. MoU, and Mrs, T. K. Jackson, greeting: In the name of the Slate of Oregon: You are hereby cited und required to appear In the County Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Clatsop, at the court room thereof, at Astoria. In the County of Clatnop, on Monday, the 7th day of May, 1SH4, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon of that day, then and there to show cause, If any exist, why an order of sale should not be made of the fol lowing real eutate, to-wlt: Lots Nos. 8 and . In the northwest quarter of the southeast quarter, and the southeast quarter of the southeast quarter of sec lion No. 14, township No. 7, north of range No. 9 west, of the Will. Mor., In Clatsop County, Oregon. Witness, the Hon. C. A. McCiiitre, Judge of the County Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Clatsop, with the seal of said court aimed, this 2d day of April, A. D. 1S!M. Attest: C. J. TRENCHARD, EXTENDED SYMPATHY. "Do unto other aa you 'would have others do unto you," la aympathetlcally hnwn In the following lines, th pre Humptlon being that aympathy U born, or akin to pain or Borrow: "tjpntltfinrn: Please end Kratie'a Headache) Capnules aa follows: Two boxea to Flora Nrny, llavanna. N. Pak. Two boxea to Llllle Wilcox, Krookland, N. Dak. I have always been a fcret aufferor' from headache and your Cap aulea are tha only thing that relieves me." Youra very truly, FLORA PEAT. Havana, N. I!. For sale hr Chas. Rorera, Astoria. Or.. Sole Aji'tit. FRofcEN-TIlEN' ON FlRE! ' Like tha application of Ice to the small of your back, Is the sensation produced by Ihe chill that precedes the fever of malaria. Then comes the roast ing stage, when every vein throbs and Is Beorched as if with liquid fire. Then you. well nigh dissolve in exhausting perspiration that leaves you as limp as a wet dish rag. These alternating tor ments are not remediable permanently with quinine, which is, moreover, a most damaging cumulative poison. HQs tetter's Stomach Bitters drives out the foe and repels Its further attacks. It Is the leading medicinal safeguard against malaria all over the continents of North and South America, Guate mala, the iHthmuB of Panama, Mteclco and Australia. It regulates the liver, stomach, bowels and kidneys, enriches the blood, and promotes appetite, sleep and digestion. It Is not only a medi cine, but an effective cordial welcome to the most delicate palate. Rheumatic tendency is counteracted by iU A SURE CURE FOR PILES. Itching Piles a.e known by moisture like perspiration, causing intense Itching when .warm. This form, as well as Blind, Bleeding or Protruding, yield at once to Dr. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly on the parts affected, absorbs tumors, allays Itching and effects a permanent cure. 60c. DrugKlst or mall. Circulars free. Dr. Bosanko, 329 Arch street, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by J. W. Conn. NOTICE. The annual meeting of the stockhold ers of the Astoria Iron Works will be held at their office on Tuesday, May 1st,' 1894, at 7 p. m., for the purpose of electing directors for the ensuing year, und the transaction of such business hb may properly come before the meeting. By order of the Board of Directors. Attest: JOHN FOX, O. B. PRAEL, President. Secretary. Astoria, Ore., April 20th, 1894. MILES' NERVE AND LIVER PILLS. Act on a new principle regulating the liver, stomach and bowels through the nerves. A new discovery. Dr. Miles' Pills speedily cures bllllousness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles, constipa tion. Unequaled for men, women and children. Smallest, mildest, surest! 60 doces 25 c'a. Samples free, at Chas. Rogers. I7i Change from Girlhood to Womanhood is iraiigni wun dangers, ad this imtiou the young woman h especially sensitive, nnd many nervous troubles, which continue turougn lue, have tueir origin at. this time. If there be pain, headache, and nervous disturbances, or the general health not good, the itidicious use of medicine should be employed. Doctor Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the lcst tonic and nervine at time. The best bodilv con dition results from its use. It's a remedv sneciallv indicated for those delicate weaknesses and derancomeiits that alllict women- kind at one period or nnother. For all women, nt all times of life, In all cases of pecul'ar nature, the " Prescription" Is the safe agent that builds up, strengthens, and cures. In catarrhal Inflammation, In chronic dis orders and displacements common to women, It is piinniHfml to benefit or cure, or the money is refunded. 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SQLQiilALLunuuCiS, I.Tn I WW l Itu s riATIIDAI w w"m- without that scalded milk taste, i uniform consistency and perfect the characteristics of PREPARED BY THE NEW YORK CONDENSED MILK CO. 4 FOR SALE BY ALL LEA )1NG GROCERS. 14 A a.,..iiiCiiiifJi ifl On Top. MARSHALL'S TWINE Is conceded by all to bo the best. It fishes better and wears better than any other twine used on the Columbia river. TRY IT AND I3E CONVINCED Ok How Are You Fixed for Insurance? Fire and Marine. ' We are agents for the largest and best companies 1 represented in Astoria. Royal Insurance Co., assets, London Assurance Corp'n jEtna Insurance Co. Western U. S. Branch, New Zealand Insurance' Co., Combined. Assets, The C. P. UPSHUR Co,, Shippings Commission Astoria, Oregon. ASTORIA UtON WORKS, Concomly St., foot of Jackson, Aitorla. General Machinists and Boiler Makers Und and Marin Engines. Boiler work. Stum boat and Cannery Work a Specialty. Castings of All Descriptions Mad to Order on Short Notice. John Fox.rresldent and Superintendent A. L. Fox Vice President O. II. Prael Secretary Push a Lucky Man Into tbe Nile, pays Hie Arabian proverb, and bo will come nut with h fifch iu hi niontb. Our ltuyer waa rluleil I net month, and wtieti be re turned home bo aaya : "I nut 'em ; pot cm cuenp ; cot Vm to aell ; ot 'em ro ns to nndorsell all other deul ers in Fine Kentucky Wuiokies uu the Coast. Over fifty deiaijobns of ll weut onl yesterday but custom tra went with Ibem, " HUGHES & CO. RAKES AND THINGS. The little warm rays of sunshine drop ping In a little earlier these mornings, aa the season advances, plainly say, "Clet ready, for folks will soon be want ing garden things!" So we ARE gel ting ready our hoes, rakes, spades, etc, etc., for your coming. Never mind the prices they'll be aa little as anybody's, almoBt surely smajlrr. J. R WYATT. Hardware Dealer. A. FASTABEND, GENERAL 'CONTRACTOR, . PILE DRIVER, HOUSE, BRIDGE .MQ WHAKF ItV L1)EH. .KK,lV.Xlt FLAVO!? ' also light pure cream coior, keeping quality. These are BORDEN'S PEERLESS BRAND EVAPORATED CREAM i This resir't has not before been i accomplishr 1 in the production of i any other I and. Try it. ,; dl, & a. flBii a .',iBi.,a itti,idi 21,562,370,00 8,630,425.00 10,915,829.00 1,617,195.00 2,677,219.00 $45,403,044.00 ELMORE, 5ANB0RN & CO. ASTORIA WOOD YARD D. & D. flCampbell, Proprietors. Dealers In all kinds of First Class Fuel. Fir, Vine Maple, Spruce Limbs, Alder, Hemlock and Ash. Also, best Kiades of Wellington, Newcastle, Cannel, &ni Cumberland coal. Leave orders at Canrahan & Co 's storo, or at yard, foot of Spruce street. Orders promptly filled, and SATISFACTION GUARATEED. FAT PEOPLE. parK ODesity 1'iiis will reduce your weight PERMANENTLY from 12 to 15 pounds a month. NO STARVING, sick ness or Injury. NO PUBLICITY. The; build up the health and beautify the complexion, leaving no wrinkles or (inljbinesa. STOUT ABDOMENS and dlllli-ult breathing surely relieved. NO rJAPKKIMKNT. but a scientific and positive relief, adopted only after years or experience. All orders supplied di rect from our office. Price J2.00 pet package, or three packages for. $5.00 by mall, postpaid. Testimonials and particulars, (sealed) 3 cents. All correspondence strictly confiden tial. PARK REMEDY CO., Boston, Mam. The Fire's Out! The hired girl's out; the cake and bis cuit, Is out. Company has come. "Noth Ing to eat In the house." What's to be done? Why, Bend the eldest boy out the back gate, down to Cleveland's Bakery on Main street, and Bet what jou need for Just such emergencies. STAMPS Have changed colors very frequently of late; but our competitors change colors every time they ae our work. We make wagons, shoe horses and do all kinds of general BLACKSniTHINQ Perhapa you know this already. Cer tainly u do, if you have ever em-1 ployed us. Q. A. 5iInsoa & Co. s M z PI a c 0 M A PI w NEW CARPETS We can say of carptts what was said of furniture a day or two since that this stock is not only the beat in Astoria, but twice over the largest. There's tnyiDg inspiration in our prices, too.' No mut ter what kind of carpets you waDt, come to ns. for we bave it Chas. Heilborn & Son. . EVERY REQUISITE FOR : first Class- Funerals : AT POfl'S Undertaking Parlors, THIRD STREET. Rates Reasonable. Embalming a Specialty. Washington JVIeat Market. Corner Second and Main Streets. Wholesale and Retail Butchers : and : Packers. Steamboats, Ships and Mills supplied on short notice. Families supplied promptly at the loa.'st rates. CHRISTENSKN CO., Propel. OGGIDEJJT HOTEL Is the Best of Its Class On the Pacific Coast. THE AH UHEXCEIibED TflBliE. Rates, $i daily and upwards. ;3 ' Do You Wish To enrich your table economically?) Here a a chance, at A. V. Allen s. ! Enclish ware, and lots of It! Rich I'lFlower decorations of various sjorts, iiind at quickstep prices. i Modesb-prlced glassware, too, ofj Icourse. The shelves are crowrtedH (with them. Corner of Cass andj 'jSilueiiKKitie Streets. jj ROSS HIGGINS & CO. Grocery, : and : Butchers Astoria and Upper Astoria. Fine Teas and Coffees, Table Delicacies, Domestic and Tropical Fruits, Vegetables, Sugar Cured Hams, Bacon. Etc. Choice Fresh and - Salt Meats. The EastMail! .Route. PUTS YOU in Chicago Omaha, Kansas City, St. Louis and all Easern Points 24 to 36 Hoofs Ahead y Of Any Other Line. Pullman and Tourist Sleepers Free Reclining Chair Cars, Cln. Ing Cars are run dally via the Union Pacific Flyer leaving Port, land at 7:00 p. m. Astoria to San Francisco. OCEAN STEAMERS ' SAILING DATES. Columbia, Wednesday, April 4. State. Monday, April 9. Columbia. Saturday, April 1. Slate. Thursday, April Columbia, Tuesday, April 2i. State, Sunday, April 29. Astoria and Portland Steamers. Steamer R. R. Thompson leaves As toria at 6:45 a. ni., dally except Sunday, via Washington side of the river; re turning, leaves Portland at 8 p. m.. daily, except Saturday. The Thomp son makes landings on both sides of the river above Waterford, on both up and dawn trips. 8. H. H. CLARK. OLIVER MINK. E. ELLERT ANDERSON, JOHN W. DOANE. FREDERIC R. COUDERT. Receivers. . For rates and general Information call on or add res G. W. LOUXSBERRT. ! ' Agent, Astoria, Or. I W. H. nfRLBCRT. Ast. 1en. Pas. AsU Tortland, Or. . GREATLY REDUCED RATES Southern Paeifie Go. FOR THE CALIFORNIA fflidaiinter fair r0UHD TRIP TICKETS GOOD FOR j DAYS TO 1 AND RETURN 27.50 Including FIVE GATE Tickets to the Fair EXCURSION TRIPS FROMSAN FRANCISCO to other points in California will be allowed purchasers of special Midwinter Fair tickets at the following roond-trrp rates; TO STATIONS UNDER iw MILES FROM SAN FRANCISCO, ONEANDONE-TMRDone wayfaret TO STATIONS iso MILES OR MORE FROM SAN FRANCISCO, ONE AND ONE-FIFTH oneway far. For Special rates and full Information, Inquire at J C KIKKLAND, Dlst. Passenger Agent at ij4 Front St., Portland Or. or address the undersiged. RICH'D CRAY, T.H.GOODMAN. Gen. Traffic Manager. Gen. Passenger Agent. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. E. P. ROGERS, A. G. P. A., Portland, Oregon. CHICAGO, PtWAtiKEE find ST. PAUL RAILWAY . Connecting with AIL Transcontinenta Lines is the Culy Line running EliECTRlC - LIGHTED - CARS BETWEEN St Paul and Chicago. AND Omaha and Chicago. The Express Trains consists of Vestlbuled, Sleeping, Dining and Parlor Cars, HEATED BY STEAM, And furnished with Every Luxury known In moder railway travel. , For SPEED, COMFORT and SAFETY This Line is Unequaled. Tickets on sale at all prominent railway offices. For further Information inquire of any ticket ajer,i, or C. J. EDDY, General Agent. J. W. CASEY, Trav. Pass. Agt PORTLAND, OREGQN. CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY. AMERICA'S is Greatest Trans " Continental Railway . System. rWQCEAH TO OCEAN I IN Palaee Dining fioom and Sleeping Cars. Luxations Dining Cars. Elegant Day Coaehes. -ALSO Observation Cars, alloming Unbroken Viems of the Wonderful JBonntain Country. $5.00 and $10.00 Saved on all tickets east. Tourist cars the best on wheels. Equipments of the very finest throughout. ALSO CANADIAN PACIFIC ROYAL MAIL STEAMSHIP LINE To Chin and Japaa. Empress of India leaves Vancouver February 5. Empress of China leaves Vancouver March 5. Empress of India leaves Vancouver -April 2. AUSTRALIAN STEAMER SERVICE . ' " Leavs Feb. 16 and March 16 for Honolulu and Australian ports. For ticket rates and Information call on or address, JAS. FINLATSON. Agt. . , . Astoria, Or. A. B. Calder, Traveling Pass. Agt.. Tammn un K j Ceo. McL. Brown, Dlst. Pass. Agt"" sncouver, IX. c HUNTER & MERGEMS. . FToprietorm of ti Mand Butchering Cos Markets' Corner Speonl and Benton streets. . Comer TlilrJ and Eighih strW