3iv- ' W She gjattjj gtMimt. BRIGHTON BEACH! ASTOMA. OEEGON: SRIII1I1HIIHHIIIHZM1HMHB MOXDAY .AUGUST 11, IBM ry -syy - "U'.Jft !,. uS" STFf5 JT5 TiJUfi CJT.liklCr.EiR. A pander, according to "Webster, is "aniale bawd; a pimp; a precurer: hence one rlio ministers to the evil designs and passions o others." This definition fits the Second street concern more accurately than any other to be found in the latest una bridged edition of "Webster. It never misses an opportunity and constantly creates one to defile somebody; to in cite prejudice or create animosity or ill will. None are high enough to be out of the reach of its venom; none pure euongh to escape its malice. There is no depth of degradation it will not dive to for patronage; no lie too base for it to circulate; no trick too contemptible and mean for it to employ in its futile endeavors to injure n business 'rival. There is no base jwssion that it docs not minister to. It has charity for none and malice for all. It has never had a noble aim or championed a noble cause except for pay. Since its birth it has earned its dailj bread by pandering to the vicious desires of those who have fed it. It has alwaj s stirred up strife, and itcvor striven to make its readers bet tor men and women. It has never aiKkon for the right when tho right wrs not popular. Its only principles are those of the bawd; its only prac tices those of the pander, and its ap pearance is a daily libel on this mtel luymt community that it so foully Mifircprcscnts. .1 WORD FOR DISCONTENT. It is a prime distinguishing charac teristic of the animal man, which has evolved and developed him out from the beasts of tho field, into the image of God we now Hatter ourselves to be. It is back of all improvement, moral, social, intellectual or physical, and without it nothing great or good was evar accomplished among the tribes or races, or nations of men. Discontent with his knowledge of the great world, in which he could not account for his own existence, led primitive man to observe and investigate the phenomena of nature around him. Nothing worth preserving by pos terity grew out of a satisfied man or a satisfied society. All the grand characters of the past, the noble ones or earth, tho benefactors of their kind, whose ideas left their mighty impress on tho ages in which they lived, and whoso deeds live after them -in the institutions we enjoy, were ani mated in life by profound and lasting diontent, only satisfied at last in peaceful, restful death. Exied at last, are the murder trials in Pacific county, Washington, of two of the four accused of tho murder of Predricksou and wife last January. Doth JolmEdwards and John B. 15o have been tried by jury, defended by able attorneys and each of them have been declared guilty of murder iulhc first degree. Of tho justness of tlio verdicts there is scarcely tho shadow of a doubt in the minds of any candid person, and unless legal technical guibbles intervene these men will pay the penalty of tho awful crime a jury of their peers have said they were guilt-. Tun value of our commerce this year has attained the highest point ever reached in the history of the country, aggregating S1,G47,192,014, an increase over last year of 159,058,-037-1 ITEMS OF INTEREST. The white rose is just now tho fa vorite llower in France. It is tho waste-basket that knows the most about Uio throws of. poetry. The Russian government has just ordered four .new irou-clads put on the stocks. A limited liability company has leen formed in Loudon to build a new crematory. The last eye-witness of tho battle of Trafalgar, a centenarian seaman, lias just died in England. Four pearls found in a river near Galena, 111., last week, were sold to a Chicago jeweler for 100. Various American summer hotels have added dark rooms for amateur photographers to add to their attrac tions. About 4,500 species of wild bees are known, of wasps 1,100, of which 170 and 1G respectively live in Britain. The trip of the German-American ntiemen to Berlm has cost them 250, O00. But they had a talk with Bis marck, which they say was worth tho entire sum. The apple crop of Nova Scotia will be below the average this season. Great ravages have been committed by caterpillars, which have stripped whole orchards. A Charleslown lady became quite sick tho other day and vomited a small live fish. She does not know when it passed down her throat, but supposes it did so with a drink of water. Nearly one thousand heads of fami lies in tho province of Quebec alone have made application for tho state bounty on 100 acres of land voted to Canadians who are tho fathers of twelve children or more. This is the way the great beast of Af riea goes to his extinction. An or dinary elephant produces 120 pounds ofivorv, worth &6W. iLngland con Bumes 650 tons, for which it is neces sary to kill 12,000 elephants a year. A young Englishwoman has just died from an excess of tennis, bhe trorked so hard to prepare for a tour- HMaeut, playing often in the hot sun, tkat she brought on brain fever and died. She raved about tho game in Iter last hours. Sctcklca's Arnica Salrc. TnK Best Salvb in the world for Guts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Itlie mhu Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Ilaads, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Kmptions, and positively enres Piles, ih no pay required. It is guaranteed to Rive perfect satisfaction, or money re fu4e4. Price 23 cents per box. For uriefeyJ.W.Conn. As Laid Out by H. F. ROBS c& FAPLKER. General Agents, The Art of Living to a great Arc. The enchanters of China promised the emperors of that country to find an elixir of long life that should efface the irreparable inroad of years. The astrologers, and necromancers of tho middle ages flattered themselves to have discovered the fountain of youth, in which a person had merely to bathe in order to recover his youth. All such dreams were long ago dis pelled by the progress of science. Yet, in tho heart of most men there is such a desire to prolong their stay up on tho earth that tho art of living for a long time has not ceased to impassion a large number of persons who would be willing to endure all the evils of an indefinitely prolonged old age. One of the perpetual secretaries of the Paris academy of sciences has written a volume to provo that man should consider himself young up to eighty years of age. A noble Yenitian named Comoro spent twenty years in a scale pan in order to ascertain what alimentary regimen was best adapted to him. "NVo have known old men who, having learned that M. Ohovreul had never drank anything but water, took tho resolution to abstain wholly from wine, hoping in this way to ox ceed a hundred years. Fortunately a rag gatherer, who reaohed tho same ago as tho celebrated academician, spared them this saorifice by informing his confrere ih longevity that bo had never drank anything but wine. The Society of Hygiene, Vienna, has just started an extensive investigation in order to determine what is neces sary to do in order, scientifically, to prolong life beyond tho ordinary lim its and to rival the patriarchs of the Scriptures, as compared with whom M. Chevreul himself was but a child. The society has therefore drawn up a circular, which it has sent to all the old meu of Germany and Austria occu pying a certain position in the world, and which contains a multitude of questions about their regimen, their habits, tho duration of .their intellec tual work, tho nature of their recrea tion, their manner of clothing them selves, etc. Eho good Viennese hope in this way to get up a practical man ual, designed for those who wish some day to double their formidable capo of eighty years. Iron. . . Not Any Better. A lawyer of Temple Court was look ing over somo papers his German cli ent had brought, and every signature had a menace in it as it stood; "ASchwindler.' "Mr. Schwindler, why don't you write your name somo other way; write your first namo or something? I don't want people to think you are a swindler." "Veil, sir, how much better you dink that looks?" as ho wrote : "Adam Schwindler."-S t Paul Globe. Everything Goes ITroBg" In the bodily mechanism when the Her Rets out ol order. Constli.iuon. dyspepsia, con tamination ol the blood, imperfect assimila tion are certain 10 ensue, nut it is easy to pretent these consequences, and remove their cause, by a course of Hostettcr's Stom ach Bitters, which stimulates the biliarr organ and regulates its action. The direct result is a disappearance of the pains be neath tho ribs and through tho shoulder blade, tho nausea, headaches, j ellow ness of me shin, iurrea iook 01 uio tongue, ana sour odor of the breath, which characterize lher complaint, Sound digestion and a recular habit of bodv are bleslntrs also secured bv the use of tills eelebraied res torative of health, which imparts a degree 01 igor 10 me uouy wnicn is its ocst guar antee of safety from malarial epidemics. Xene weakness and over tension are relieed by it, and it Improves both appetite and sleep. NEW TO-DAY. V. H. COFFEY. Groceries and Provisions. 372 THIRD STREET. Butter. Eggs, Canned Goods, Potatoes, Wood and Willow Ware, Etc. .FERD FERRELTS New Barber Shop :-: IS NOW OPEN :-: And lie is ready to serve his friends to their sausiaction. GIVE HIM A CALL. SIIOIl-Kret to Phil Stokes' storo. OREGON STATE FAIR, '90. TMrteentli Annual ExMMtioii. Under the management of the Oregon State Board of Agriculture, will be held on the State Fair Grounds, near Salem, commencing on Monday, September 15th, 1890. And lasting one week. OVER 15, CASH PREMIUMS Offered for agricultural, stock and me chanical exhibits, for works of art and fancy w ork and for trials of speed. Keduced rates for faro and freight on all transportation lines to and from .tho Fair. Important Improvements h&Te been made upon the grounds and Increased facilities arc offered exhibitors, Tie Pavilion "fill k Opei Four Nights During the Week. A splendid field of horses entered In the speed department, and fine exhibitions of racing will be given each day. Entries for premiums close Monday at 7:30 p.m. Exhibitors are urged to make as many of their entries on Saturday before the Fair as possible. Goods, animals and ar ticles for exhibition must be In their places by 10 p. m. on Monday. PRICES OF admissien: Man's dayticket............. 5oc Woman's day tlcket-........... 35c Man!s season tlcket....w....f2 80 Woman's season ticket ............ 1 00 Send to the secretary at Portland. Oregon, for a premium list, D. H. LOONEY, President. J. T. GSEGG, Secretary. 000.0 L. Logan "Wagon Road From m:umilm: 'WILL jB 3E3 ON THE I A Few The Pacific Real Estate Co g- .ei isr ie: :e. a x . g- ies nsr t s . NOTICE TO The Season for Sturgeon Fishing will open Mon day, August 11th, and continue until March 15th, 1891. For particulars write CHAS. B. TRESCOTT, Box 477. Portland, Or. Warren & Wright, REAL ESTATE DEALERS. 559 Third St., - - Astoria, CHIMES' HOTEL, Seaside. Special Bargains in Seaside Property Investments for Non-Residents a Specialty. The Oregon Land Co. Where Property Is Left For Sale. Corner Third and GIney 8ts., ASTORIA, OREGON G-O TO TDQIES Columbia Bakery FOR FRESH BREAD, Cakes, and. Fine Confectionery. All Orders Delivered. COOLEY BROS. Notice. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT I have this day purchased the entire stock, business and good -will of the Cigar and Confectionary business at No. 483 Third street, formerly owned by Mr. N. J. Berg man, and will hereafter conduct the same. Mr. O. M. Celler will manage the business for me In my absence- Isaac bergman. Election Notice. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE annual election of Chief Engineer and Assistants of tho Astoria Fire Department will be held on Monday, August 11. 1800. JAMES "V. HARK; President A. F. D. Attest : E. Z. FERGUSON, Secretary. Notice. ALL PERSONS HAVING ACCOUNTS i. against tho estate of the late Phllo Callander aro hereby notified to present the same to mo for settlement forthwith. M. P. CAIiLKNDKH, Knappton, Wasli. August 5th, 18M. Annual Meeting Notice. THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE stockholders of tho O. F. L. and B. Association -will be held at 2 v. v. in Odd Fellows' hall, on Thursday, Aug. 28th. for the purpose of electing directors and at tending to such other business as may como before tho meeting. A. J. MEGLER, Sec'y. For Rent. OFFICE ROOMS, NO. 183 OASS STREET. VANDUSEN&CO.. Agents. Fine Property. F)UR CHOICE LOTS IN BLOCK 110 McClure's, suitable for residence pur poses. . Will sell singly, L. F. HODG K, Notice. N OTTCE 18 HEREBY GIVEN THAT I 'Will not be resDonslble for anv debts contracted by my wife, Mrs. Henry Olson, as she has left my bed and board without cause. . HENRY OLSON. Astoria, August 7th, 1890. UNION MADE CIGARS! Ask your JealM .for the following brands or-clgars; Auston&a Ballot, W. KljCrum & Co., La Perfcctos.'La Rosa delVusIta. Innocence and Eight Hour League. The Union Label on each box. For further par ticulars apply to John Hahn, Astoria, Oregon. The Coming Terminus of Astoria MAEKET 3ST Days. FISHERMEN. The Oregon Bakery A. A. CLEVELAND, Trop'r. Gooi Bread, Cake mi .Pastry None but the Hest Materials Used. Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers P.ra4 delivered In any part of the city. PATROHIZE HOME INDUSTRY! There Is no occasiou for the most fastidi ous of our clliMits to send to Portland or San Francisco for Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work manship, and for less Money. By leaving their Orders with MEANY. Now Goods bv Every Steamer. Call and sco him and satisfy yourself. P. J. Meany. Merchant Tailor. Astoria Iron Worts. ConcomlySt,, Foot of Jackson, Astoria. Or General Machinists and Boiler Men Land and Marine Engine BOUUE3& WOJBK, Steamboat Work and Cannery Work A SPECIALTY, Castings of all Descriptions Made t Order at Short Notice. Jons F0Xv.....FresIdent. and 8upt A. L. Fox,..-....VIce President J. G. Hu8TiB,,.-..-.Sec. and Tress C. C. 'Cooper, Manager. OPEN' FOR THE SEASON, The Seaside House lias been refitted and relamlshed throughout, and offers unsur passed facilities to all to enjoy -a pleasant sojourn at the famous Clatsop Beach. An attentive corps of attaches aro employed, and everything dono for the comfort and convenience oi guests. Seaside House Seaside Resort of Oregon. and South Coast Railroad to the Resort, J. H. MANSELL, REAL ESTATE BROKER, NOTAIIY PPBLIO FOlt STATE OF OREGON. City Lots and Acre Property, Ranches, Timber Lands, and Water frontage tor bale. Correspondence Solicited. r.0.1$ov3C3. ttsl.ib'Wlicd 1S3 INVESTMENTS MADE FOU OUTSIDI? l'AlilinS. Next V. U. Telegraph Ofllce. Thin! M. .Wi-ri.i, On-guu. i I Mi K ss CANDY To-Day-Fine Ice Cream Soda-To-Day Also Handle None Imt the Finest Key. West and Imported "OIG-AHS. v Please Call and Give me a Trial. THIRD STKEET, Next Vf. U. Tdepraph Ofllce FRED Saddles and A LARGE STOCK TO SELECT EKOM. GOODS AT SAN EEAWCISCO PEICES. I make a specialty of good work and guarantee satiifaction. At the Old Stand, We3 Side Olney Street, Near Wilson & Fisher's. ASTORIA, The Largest Stock ! Immense Stock . or CHAS. HE Two car-loads received : More on display or .rumuiire, uarpeis, eta, in uio city, The Old Stand, ..... Astoria, Oregon. A W, WHOIiESAIiE AND Groceries, Provisions and Mill Feed, u Crockery, Glass $ Plated Ware. o The Largest and finest assortment of Fresh. Fruits and TTegetables. Eeceived fresh, everv Steamer. North Pacific Brewery, JOHN KOPP, - - Proprietor. BREWER OF EXTJ& FINE BOHEMIAN LAGER . BEER, EXTRA FINE STEAM BEER. 31 SI 3E CJ H. T ES 3rL m SSfALL ORDERS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. "5a TH. OLSEN, (Examineret Dansk Apothekcr) Prescription Druggist. JPrescrlptiona Accurately f Carefully and Compounded Choice Perfnmes of All Odor, Toilet and Fancy Articles. 588 Third St., Astoria, Or. -THE- DIAMOND PALACE GUSTAY HANSEN, Prop'r. Aiargo and Well Selected Stock of Fine Diamonds t Jewelry At Extremely Low Prices. AUffods Besght at This EsUllishmeat Warranted Genuine. Watck and Clock Repairing A SPECIALTY. Cor-.Cass and Sqaemoqua Streets 2r S" GOTO LARSON & HILLBACK. GROCERIES 4JII FRESH FRUITS. - Orders Delivered" Free of Charges. Country . Orders Solicited. . Third street, next to Pioneer office. W. F. Scheibe, CIGAK MANUFACTURER. Smokers' Articles in Stock. THE TRADE SUPPLIED. Special Brands Manufactured to Order. MAIN STREET, - - Astoria, Or !G AD 0 FACTOR Y SAIZ OREGON. The Lowest Prices ! IL BORN. the way. You are Invited to "see tho finest l'rices reasonable, mi y KETAIL DEALER IN QELO F. PARKEU. CAKI. A. HANSON Parker & Hanson SUCCESSORS TO C. L. PARKER, DEALERS IN CENERALMERCHAND1SE New Goods Arriving Every Steame THIS "WEEK. Dress - G-oodLs The Old Stand - Astoria Oregon. TMeta, Lester & Anflersen, CIVIL ENGINEERS, Surveyors and Architects. OFFICE, Rooit 9, FlVEL'S Blb'o SECOND STREET P. O. Box 813. ASTOlilA, OR. John C. Dement. ; DRUGGIST. Successor-to Yfl E. Dement & Co. ji Carries Complete Stocks of , Drugs and Druggists' Sundries. Wcscrlptleaa CarerwiT- CompoHEdcd. Agent lor Mexioan Salve and Norwegian Pile Cure B.. F. ALLEN & GO. DEALERS-IN Wall Paper and Oil Paintings :'TEACTICAL : PAINTERS AND DECORATORS. All Work Guaranteed. Cor. Cass and Jefferson Sts., Astoria, Harness ft' p iii I As Laid Out Affording a Lovely CLOSING -A.T We offer for sale our Entire COST. Surprise Orders from the Country and the benefit TERMS OF SALE liMM jits New York Novelty Store, Havel's Brick Building, G ITY BOOK STOR nE3Ta.ca.QL-ULa,37toxiS For Blank Books and Stationery of All Kinds. A Large Assortment of Kovels Always on Hand The Latest Periodicals and Magazines received as soon as published. GRIFFIN : & : REED. La Fayette Park. Three Miles from the Postoffice and Custom House. Astoria Real Estate Go. 173 CASS ST., .... Astoria, Oregon. Willamette -:- University Graduates Students In Classical, Literary, Scientific, Normal, Business, Law and Eledical Courses. Also Musical, Theological, Pharmaceutical and Art Courses. It is the oldest, largest and least expensh e Institution of learning In tho northwest. School opens first Monday In September. Send for catalogue to THOS. VANSCOY, President, Salem, Or. Wholesale Wine House. Fine Wines, Choice Brands. I have completed nrrnngomonts for'snpplying any brand of "Wine in any quantity at lowest cash figures. The Trade Supplied, Families Supplied. ALL OBDEKS DELIVERED FEEE IN ASTORIA. Your patronage in City or Country solioited. A. W. UTZINGER, Cosmopolitan Saloon. Astoria Grocery ai Cannei Ml Co., JOBBERS ami RETAINERS, Carrying a Full Line of Groceries, Provisions, Green and Canned Fruits. No. 5 ( 8 Second Street. For Desirable Acreage Or INSIDE PROPERTY. Call on or Address Leinenweber & Goodenough, SECOND ST., Near Postoffice. ------ P. O. Box 63. The New Model Bange CAN BE HAT) IN ASTOKIA, ONLY OP IS. Ri Jci JBl 1lf J!iS7 Agent. Call and Examine It ; Yoa Will-be Pleased. E. H. nawes Is also Agent foi tip Buck. Patent Cooking StSve, AND OTHER FIBST CLASS STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand. O IB! J&. S . MoDONALl). Call and See MyJtfobby Sttfck of Spring Goods Jnst Arrived. - " It comprises thb latest goods in tho market, and I offer them at prices never before heard of in Astoria, and guarantee the heat and most comfortable fitting suits in tho city. Next to C. H. Cooper's - Astoria, Oregon. by H, F. L. LOGAN Drive. (HIT SALE! THE Stock BELOW ITS ORIGINAL Bargains Every Day. will receive prompt attention of the reduction. STRICTLY CASH. 0pp. Occident Hotel. E N