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VOL. XXXI I KO. 105.
ASTORTA, OREGON, THURSDAY, MAY 2. 1881).
PRICE JblVE CENTS
BUSINESS OAKDS.
A A. CIiCVKL.VND,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OJl'e-Havel's neiv bric' bulWiiu. corner
Second and Cas? streets ; u,i sia.ri.
jouv h. smith.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
i.tU:eoiC.i street. 2 ilonrsbicK of Odd
r-Umvi Uuildiiig. A-torla, Oiefjon.
'JKRil KAXAUA,
si
ATIORXEY AT LAW.
ne miT White House Cor.. Astoria, Or.
' "i. -.OLAXI,
. i fOHXEY AT LAW.
. - mi Kinney's Blocs, opposite City
.-.torU. Oregon.
- I'l.TON. O. C FULTON
rj-r.TO.Ti SSnOTUEKS,
roiiNEYS AT LAW.
.,). b and fi. Odd Fellows Building.
4. A. GOIVLSY,
rj" anil Cuanbcliar nt law
vi t tieiiamiis Street, Astoria, Oregon
ys k. ij-vyoitcfc.
DENTIST.
hhims II aim 12 Odd reliant Building,
VSIOUIA, - - OREGON.
K. A. I,. AX.I. A. I'UI.TOAI.
Cass stieet. between 3rd and 4tli.
Special attention to Diseases or Women
and CliUdren, by Dr. A, L. Fulton.
Special attention to Surgery, by Dr. J. A.
Fulton,
Grace bours from 13 to 12 A. 5I and 1 to 4
P.M.
JAY TUTTIjE, 31. a.
I
. JVSICIAN AND SUKGEON
). ricEltoomsO Pythian BulldinR.
Residence : SE corner Wall and Weat
9tli streets, opposite I. W. Case's,
MK
KS. Iit. OHT,VK-AA!:t,
Ofilce and residence. D. K. Manni's for
mer residence, Astoru, Ort-gon.
Diseases of Women ap.t Children, and of
tit" Kve and Enr, .specialties.
t. o. it. i:hti:i,
h -nician axi) sukckox.
Special attention to Disei.es of Wuiikii
and Surgery.
'uk: Opposite Tclei:ra;di Offiri-, up
stairs, Astoria, irj.'u:i.
!I.A
SMITH.
DENTIST.
ra
Booms 1 and 2 Pythian Building ocr
IL Cooper's Store.
T II. 3I,XSEI.L.,
xotaky puni-ic,
Real Estate and Commission Agent.
Agent for the American Building and 1-oan
Association,
One door west of Telegraph office.
Astoria Iron Ms.
Coneomly St., Foot of Jackson, Astoria. Or
General
MacMeists anfl Boiler Maters.
Land and Marino Engines
boh.t:u ronu.
Steamboat Work and Cannery Work
A SPECIALTY.
Castings of all Descriptions Made
to Order at Short Notice.
.lOHN FOX
....rresldent. and Sunt.
A. U. FOX,.
ire rresldent
J. U. IIustlkk Sec. and Treas.
f-- PURE
D?PRICEs
CREAM
taxing
eauty
Is desired and admired by all. Among
the things wJiich may best bo done to
enhance personal
beauty is the daily
.use of Ayer's Hail
Vigor. No mattei
what the color ol
the hair, this prepa
ration gives it a lus
tre and pliancy that
adds greatly to its
charm. Should the
hair be thin, harsh.
ury, or turning gray,
Ayer's Hair Vigor
will restore the
color, bring out a
new growth, and
render the old soft aud shinv. For
keeping the scalp clean, ruol, aud
healthy, there is no better preparation
in the market.
" I am free to confess that a tr- tl of
Ayer's Hair Vigor has convinced me
that it is a genuine article. Its usn has
not only caused the hair of my wif and
daughter to be
Abundant and Glossy,
but it lias giren my rather stunted mus
tache a respectable length and appear
ance." R. Britton, Oakland, Ohio.
"My hair was coming out without
any assistance from my wifo. either).
I tried Ayer's Hair Vigor, using only
one bottle, and I now have as tine a
head of hair as any one could wish for."
R. T. Schmittou, Dickson, Tetin.
" I uavo used Aver's Hair Visior in mv
family for a number of years, aud re
gard it as the best liair"preparation I
know or. It keeps the scalp clean, the
hair soft and livelv. and preserves tha
original color. My wife has used it for
a long time with most satisfactory re
sults. nenjainm m. jonnson, si. v.,
Thomas mil, Mo.
" My hair was becoming harsh and dry,
but after using half a bottlo of Ayer's
Hair Vigor it grew black and glossy. I
cannot express tho joy and gratitude I
(eel." .Mabel C. Hardy, Delavan.Ill.
Ayer's Hair Vigor,
rnnpAHED ey
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by Druggists and Perfumers.
JT A I " H Withoot Health can-
ELn&La 1 ll not be enjoyed. .
THEREFORE USE J
It is the best helper to Health and the quickest
cureon Earth. Use it in time for all diseases of
the Stomach, Liver, Kidneys and Skin. It
cures Rheumatism, Malaria, Coated Tongue
and Headache, relieves Constipation; Bilious
ness and Dyspepsia, drives all impurities out of
the Blood and dries up old Sores. The Business
men buy it, the Wortiugmen use it, the Ladies
tale it, the Children cry for it and the Farmers
say it is their best health preserver.
Sold everywhere. $ r.oo a bottle; sis for fc 00.
Magnus G. Crosby
Dealer In
HARDWARE, HOB, STEEL.
Iron Pipe and Fittings,
STOVES. TINWARE
AND
HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS
SHEET LEAD STRIP
LEAD
SHEET IRON,
SFdLn. and Ooppor.
PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY
There is no occasion for the most fastidi
ous of our citizens to send to Portland or
San Francisco for
Custom Made Clothes
As they can pet Better Fits. Better Work
manship, and for less Honey.
By Leaving their Orders with MEANY.
New Goods by Every Steamer.
Call ami See film and Satisfy Tonraelf.
P. J. Meany. Merchant Tailor.
SJs cSs-
w
0R PRICES
DELICIOUS
'Uyoring
extracts
WORKING A HOG.
When I entered the village situ
ated among the hills ol New York,
nt 10 o'clook in -the morning, all was
peaceful and serene, and the pocket
of every man who walked tho street
had chink in it When I left at 4 p.
h. an excited mob had possession of
the main street and everyother man
was dead broke.
Abont noon a man arrived from the
north in a buggy. He said he was a
drover and looking for hoes. He
bought half a dozen before he ate
dinner, and it was astonishing how
closely he guessed at their live
weight. He wos within two pounds
of four of them, and only half a
pound more on the others. This had
been an attraction for a crowd of
idlers, and the general verdict was
that the drover was as sharp as a
barber's razor. Soon after dinner a
farmer-looking boy drove a hog into
town ana asked turn out in front
of the tavern. As he wanted to sell,
and the drover wanted to buy they
soon came together.
"Might take him on n pinch, but
he's only a nubbins," said the drover,
as he sized the porker up.
"Nubbins! Why that pig goes
over aw pounds! exclaimed the
owner.
"Can't stuff me. boy. I've been in
the business twenty years."
"No one wants to stuff. Thnl'era
ho'BKoesto210."
fle does eh?, Wish your father had
come in. Td like to make a bet with
him. Boy, yon ought to have better
j udgment. That hog won't pull down
180."
"Guess you are off too," remarked a
stranger who had quietly driven up
in a buggy. "I've'.raised hogs all my
life, and that boy han't ' five pounds
out of his. guess."
"An't he! Raised hogs have you?
Ever raise any;money?"
"A little."
"Perhaps you'd like to bet on that
nog?"
"Perhaps."
"Have you'got S20os says he goes
over zuur
"I have fifty a' hundred."
v-j.nen lets cnaiK. Anybody can
blow."
It was a chance to make a dollar,
and the citizens improved it. The
man in the buggy was an nccomodat
mg ohap, and somehow or other the
farmer boy managed to fish up about
a nunurea dollars from the bind
pockets of his overalls. The citizens
stuok by the drover, having abundant
proofs of his judgment, and when
every man in the town who had n
dollar to lose or could borrow one,
had made his bet, the hog was driven
to the scales and weighed.
"Gentlemen." said the drover iust
before the weighing, "I was" never de
ceived in my life. This hog won't go
to lao pounds."
"I'll take even bets that he gopo
over UUO, replied tue man in the
buggy.
This bluff.raked out the last nicklo
in tho crowd, and tht hog was driven
upon tho soales. The record was 211
pounds. He was weighed and re
weighed, but the figures stood.
"Well, it's my nrst error m a hot?."
said the drover, and nil bets wero at
once handed over. Tho farmer boy
slipped out, tho two men drove off in
tho buggy, and half an hour hnd
elapsed before a church deacon, who
uuu jiiiu 111s tent wiin me urover and
lost suddenly declared that it was a
put-up job to skin the town.
"Dura my buttons if it han't 1"
yelled 200 men in chorus, but it was
too late. The town had been skinned,
and the trio had -escaped. All the
mob could do was to turn loose and
wreck an old vinegnr factory and
pass a resolution to tho effect that
liberty was a sham and a delusion.
Ex.
Do not wait until to-morrow, when
you feel sick, but take immediately a
dose of Pfunder's Oregon Blood Puri
fier and prevent a serious attack of
sickness. It is the best liver regu
lator and blood cleanser in existence.
Try it.
A minature typewriter, a "little
bigger than a Bath bun," but which
can do its work, can be bought for 10
shillings and 6 pence.
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria
Whin Baby was sick, tre cavo her Castoria.
IVhea she was a, Child, she cried for Castoria,
Then she became Miss, she dung to Castoria,
iVh en shehad Children, sho care them Castorii
Arbor day is observed by thirty
four states, and theee include every
northern state east of the Rockv
mountains.
Hemorrhage.
DK. FLINT'S KEMEDr will con-
bowels, which is often .dependent on
muKicut. ii oujipiy. Bent limner ny a
Heart that has some form of disease.
TloanrlntfTO Iran t loo nrtK aaaI. 1...i
ddress Maok Drug Co. N. 1'. ' '
A New York beetexportinc firm has
3C0 retail meat Bhops-in Great Britain.
Joseph Eastman its founder, is a na
tive of New-Hampshire.
Pt'ltra' to tho--TltrOQ rtrA t.ar Cy,..
ever made.
Lakes Drying Up.
The Herald, published in the new
county of Harney, says that not over
four miles of jthe original bed of
Warner lake is now covered with
water, whereas (5n 1865 there were
seven feet of water where the land is
now dry, and this year a stack con
taining 300 ton of hay was burned
on-land which m 1878 was surveyed
as Warner lake. Goose lake, which
once reached Lakeview, Oregon, is
now five miles away, and Malheur
lake, in Harney county, is eight feet
lower than at any period within the
memory or tne omest inhabitant.
The Winnemucca Silver State says
that Humboldt lake in Nevada,
which some years ago comprised a
sheet of water sixteen or eighteen
mile3 long and from eight to twelve
miles wide, is now only a few miles
long and perhaps a mile or two wide.
The Humboldt has not discharged
any water into the lase lor several
years, and a large area which was
covered several feet with water at
one time is now as dry as any part
of the Humboldt valley. It is a fact,
however, that the lake was as low
nine or ten years ago as it is to day,
and that five years ago it was as high
as it was ever ;known to bo. Immi
grants in early days who saw the
Humboldt discharge an immense
volume of water into the lake, or
sink, as it was called, believed it had
a subterraneous outlet, but that idea
wa3 erroneons, as the volnmo of
water was reduced by evaporation,
not drainage.
Catarrh Cured,
A clergyman, after years of suffer
ing from that loathsome disease, Ca
tarrh, and vainly trying every known
remedy, nt last found a recipe which
completely cured and saved him from
death. Any sufferer from this dread
ful disease sending a self addressed
stamped envelope to Prof. J. A. Law
rence, 83 Warren St., New York City,
will receive the recipe free of charge.
Whisky was originally manufac
tured exclusively in Scotland, the
term being confined to the liquor dis
tilled in tho highlands from barley.
Leading medical authorities indorse
Ajer's barsaparilln as the best blood
medicine.
There is a Kansas City, Mo., and
there is a Kansas City, Kan., each the
most iraportant'town inifs own state.
KaiD-as City, Mo., Journal.
For dyspepsia or stomach derange
ments, no other remedy can be found so
pleasant, prompt, and effective as Ajer's
Cathartic Pills.
WllAn flirt WnQlifnrrtnT, rrtii,iMi, I
was completed and dedicated four
years ago, it was the highest structure
erected by the hand of man.
Opinion or a Leading Editor.
Almost all the diseases tliatafllict us
from infancy to old age have their ori
gin In a disordered liver. A really good
Iher medicine is the most important In
the whole range of pharmacy. We be
lieve Simmons Liver mutilator to be
the best among them all. Wo pin our
faith upon the JJegulator. and if wo
could persuade every reader who is in
ill health to buy it, we would willingly
vouch for the benefit eaeh would re
ceive. Kn. Cincinnati Gazi-.tti:.
It is stated that of fifty six changes
in the revised New Testnment, twenty-
iwu ure simpiy returns 10 tne render
ings of Wycliffe, whose translation
was made from the Latin version of
Jerome.
POWD
Absolutely Pwea
This powder never varies, A marvel of
.it4t utvanfrth unit m1iAlnn.... -ma
onniiiiilrt-il thin tlia ahUkam, ll 1
not be sold In competition with the multi
tude of low test, short weight, alum or phos
E hate powders. Sold only In cans. Hoval
akivo PowdrrCo. 10s V'all-st.. N. Y
Oregon.
GEO.M'l-EAX.
SAM. FREEMAN.
McLean & Freeman.
BLACKSMITHS.
Special Attention paid to all Ship and Steam-
uuai, jvc pairing.
HORSESHOEING.
I-OfSing : Camp Work a Specialty. All kinds
of Black.smlthlng.done to order.
Shop, corner Jefferson and Olney streets.
Astoria, Oreson. '
BBS
Inn
BBS on
8ZH5
eV
y Its peculiar efficacy Is due
MAi-uiun as much to the process and
,OTHiNa skill In-compounding as to
like it i the Ingredients themselves.
1 ' J Take It In time. It checks
diseases In the outset, or If
they be advanced will prove a potent cure.
Ko Eoe stali Is Without It.
It takes tho place of a
doctor and costly pre- ,
scriptlons. All who lead FOR WHOSE
sedentary lives will find n cm em
it tho best pro ventlvo of BtNtMT
and cure for Indigestion,
Constipation, lieadacho. Biliousness,
Files and Mental Depression. No loss
of time, no Interference with business
while taking. For children it Is most in
nocent and harmless. No danger from
cAjHKure aiicr taxing, sjures uouc, Di
arrhoea, Uowel Complaints, Foverlsh
ness and Feverish Colds. Invalids and
delicate persons will And It the mildest
Aperient and Tonic they can use. A little
taken at night Insures refreshing sleep
and n. natural evacuation of tho bowels.
A little taken In tho morning sharpens
the appetite, cleanses the stomach and
sweetens the breath.
a rnYsiciAX's opinion.
"I have been practicing medicine for
twenty years and have never been able to
fmt up a vegetable ompound that would,
ike Simmons Liver Regulator, prompUy
and effectively move the Liver to action,
and at the same time aid (instead of weak
ening) the digestive and assimilative
powers of the system."
L. M. Hinton, m.d., Washington, Ark.
Marks of Genuineness: Look for tho'red
Trade-if ark on front of Wrapper, and'the
Seal and Signature of J. H.Zellin & Co., In
red, oil the -.idc. Take no other.
CUIUS. EVENSON.
F. COOK
THE
EVENSON & COOK.
On tho European Plan.
LAllGE CLEAN ROOMS,
A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT
Board by the Day, Week or Month
Private- Rooms for Families, Etc.
Transient Custom Solicited.
Oysters, Kisli, .Meats. Etc., Cooked to
Ordor- -
W.vrr.ttm., Opp. t'onrrt A. Stakes
A FIRST CLASS SALOON
1:1111 in connection with the Viemises. The
Iiest of
WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS.
(Jood KIlMard Tables and Private Gird
Rooms.
Is tho Leading and
inly Firsf-Olass
RESTAURANT.
Reed Cooking. Clean Services. Keasnnahle
Trices. Polite Waiters. Prompt
Attention.
Try Him and You will he
More than Satisfied.
Everybody Says So,
Private Rooms.
MAIX STREET, - - - ASTORIA.
ATJOTIOKT
AND COMMISSION HOUSE.
MARTIN OLSEN,
Successor to E. C .Ilolden.
Tllft OlrtPSt pstahllqhprt nnrnmloelnn TTmiea
in Oregon. Goods of all kinds sold on com
mission. Auction Sales Every Saturday.
fjpnpral T(pi-!lrinrT -TnTh?n.v niul TTnl.f.l
stering done.
Fine stock of Furniture on hand.
When Von Willi Tt.im!InJ in irnnwnhnlil
Goods go to
MARTIN OI.8E.N
MIDWIFE.
MARY INCMAN,
Up stairs, over Foard & Stokes,' room 13
PARKER HOUSE.
DAVE. KENNEDY, Prop'r.
First Class in Every Respect
Thoroughly Renovated and Repaired
throughout : ST large, sunny rooms,
TWO DINIffG ROOMS.
Tables sunDlted with evervthim the mar
ket affords.
Fine Bar and Billiard Roem:
choice
brands Wines, Liquors and Cigars,
Free Coach to the House.
Central Hotel
CASH.
000DS MARKED IX PLAIX FIQUI1ES.
SFRX2TG, 1889.
Jes, centle spring aealn Is here ;
pie grass Is green that once was sere :
The merry robin "ylps" with glee ;
The merry urchin grins tosee
The coat less dude that calmly glues
Buff chest-protectors on his shoes.
If these shivering and brainless flirts
" "1?, ?ear oneof my Patent Chest-Shield
bhirts.
They would not shake so -when upon the
street.
And wear buff chest-protectors onlheir feet.
TIier0,Uii.Ae2.r..0iie ot m?Fur Felt Hats'
over tneir Drams,
lhif!mJS..ptlDg 0Tercat9 and laugh
while it rains.
TniiMi.ni,.i . ... -
10 hear some 01 the merchants call the fish-
Whnmt wD;,!0Wn' .,., .
When they wear OH Clothing instead ot
Umbrellas.
To shake them by the hands, call everyone
a, J'?3;','.. ., .
And tell them they sell e erythlng less than
I. L. OSGOOD'S,
CLOTMXG, IUT AXD FL'RXISIIIXG GOODS STORF.
OpposUe'lfesciiengUi'e House. Astoria, OrOgOH.
Street Cars running by the door. '
isforia Harness 1
SHOP.
:f 23113,
FIRST CLASS ESTABLISHMENT.
.. F- SAIZ. at the former stand of II. Jacobsen, is netting in a complete stock of
baddlery Hardware, Harness. Leather Findings, etc., and will carry a large
assortment of goods in his line; a more complete stock of the kind than anything
ever before brought to this city. F. Saiz is an experienced workman, a practical
sadcier, and invites the trade of the public, being confident that lie can give gen
eral satisfaction in goods and prices.
OLNEY ST., ASTOKIA, OREGON.
The New Model Range
CAtf BE HAD IN ASTORIA, ONLY OF
IS. R. HA WES,
Agent. Call and Examine It ; Yon Will be Pleased. E. R. nawes Is also Agent for Hit-
Buck Patent Cooking Stove.
AND gTHER-MBT oiuujo oiu VE3.
Furnace Work, Steam Fittirifls, Etc., a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand,
Bargains
,
-IN-
Canned Goods
AT HEADQUARTERS
Astoria Grocery and Canned Coods Co.,
At Old I. X. L Corner, Opposite Parker House.
-AND-
CEILING DECORATION
E000 doable roll of.Wall Paper and Decorations of the latest styles and Blindea
just received direct from Eastern factories.
Also a large assortment of
OAHPETS,
Of all grades in beantifnl new designs
New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains, China Matting, Etc., Etc.
Call and. examine. CHAS. HEILBORN.
HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS
THE VIENNA
Restaurant anS Clop In.
C. W. Fisher & Co., Prop's.
Game, Fish, Oysters, Etc.,
COOKED TO ORDER-
Fius Private Booms. .Everj-lhlnc
Irst Class.
Oeneyleve Street, rear of Grifflu & Reed's.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
Notice Leading Lines.
I AM PREPARED TO LEAD LINES AT
8 cents per lb. for lead 'used, including
work of leading. Good work guaranteed.
ERIK MANULA.
At Occident Cannery.
H Vf , P
ONE PRICE.
But wait until the salmon all sleep in elr
cans.
Then the fishermen's money Is the same as
anotherman's.
Is It a wonder that a dude laughs to bear the
story
How the merchants now days hare to work
for vain glory?
It Is enough to make them all laugh, and
others too;
But it simply reminds me of a story III relate
UUW IU UU. I
Of a fisherman whose pole was made of a
peacock's feather
And whose line was 'made of the finest of
leather;
And who baited his hook with a nltxKa of
cheese. I
And sat on 3 town lot and bobbed tori fleas.
,.,,1... t
MORA!,. !
While in this world we all have tofl.shor
either cut bait.
And when we need anything whatever It Is
i
IWCaiaetsox.
ianains !
and Groceries.
Seaside Bakery.
Best Milk Bread ami
CAKES OF ALL KINDS,
Manufacturers of Fine Candles.
AND
Ornamental Confectionery
And Ice Creams.
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Caudios.
jonssox IIKOH.
The Astor House,
E.E.ROSS, - PROPRIETOR.
Newly Repainted. Repaired. Refitted. Re
furnished and Thoroughly Renovated.
A Large, Clean,--
f eMg House.
RATES:
From a Dollar a Day Upwards.
First-class in all Its appointments, clean
neat, sunny rooms, well furnished
and well kept.
YOU ARE INVITED TO CALL.
-Free Coach to and from the House.
Saddle