r CO ASTOKTA OREGON THURSDAY MARCH 28. 1881). PRICE MVE CENTS VOL. XXX11 NO. 75 ".- --L. . ISUSrXKSS CARDS. A, A. CLEVEliASI), A.TTOKNET AT LAW. OiU'-e Havel's new brick building, corner Second and Cass streets ; up stairs. f S1 V U. N2IITK. ATTOUNUY AT LAW. Ofllee. on Cais street. 2 doors back or Odd Fellows Building. Astoria, Oregon. OKl'.JI SA.VAGA, AT10RNF.Y AT IAW. Olilce oer White House Cor., Astoria, Or. 1 HO. XOI..VXD, vTTOKNBY AT LAW. i cr in Klnney'b lllock, opposite City it ..I. Astoria, Oregon. w HJLTON. O.C. rHLTOK J-III-TOS UKOTIIEKS, ATTORNEY'S AT LAW. :ioins 5 and 6. Odd Fellows Building. I O. A. BOWLBY, J. ilforney "nil tlounucllor at Iaw i':lif on Clieuainus Street, Astoria, Oregon i-vk. j. x:. IjA. fouci'.. DENTIST. Rooms tl and 12 Odd Fellows Building. ASTORIA. - - - - OREGON. pVKH. A. i,. ASHJ. A. FUMON. Cass street, between 3rd and 4tli. Special attention to Diseases ot Women and Children, by Dr. A, L. Fulton. Special attention to Surgery, by Dr. J. A. Fulton, Office hours from to to 12 a. m and 1 to 4 P.M. J AY TUTTIiE, 31. I. PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON UmcE- Rooms 8 Pythian Building. Residence: SE corner Wall and West 3th streets, opposite I. W Case's, K. SlIAff. DENTIST. Rooms in Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemcqua streeU. Astoria Oregon. MJ: 5" It-, mi. 01VKV9-AIIA1U, Ofllce and residence, D. K. WarieuN lor mer residence, Astoria, Oregon, Diseases of Women and Children, and of the Eye and Ear, specialties. D K.O.U.F.STKS. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Special attention to Diseases ot Women and Surgery. uKrimc: Opposite Telegraph Offlco, up fitalrs, Astoria, Jjtgon. A. H3IITII, DENTIST. Rooms 1 nnd 2 Pythian IlmUllug oter i. H. Cooper's Store. r ii. maxseli,, NOTAUY l'l'HLIU, Real Estate and Commission Agent, Asent for the American Building and Ixian Associaiion. One door west of Telegraph office. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There Is no occasion for the most fastidl mi ot o.ir citirens to send to Portland or aan J rancisco tor Custom Made Slothes As they can pet Better Fits. Better Work manship, and for less Money. By Leaving their Orders with MKANY. Hew Goods by Every Steamer. Call u.l See lllra and Satisfy Tonraelf. P.J Meany. Merchant Tailor. AUCTION AND COMMISSION HOUSE. MARTIN OLSEN, Successor to E. C .Holden. The oldest established Commlwlnn Ilnnw In Oregon, Goods of all kinds sold on com mission. Auction Sales Every Saturday. (icneral Repairing, Jobbing and Upliol- Fine stock of Furniture on hand. When you want Bargains In Household onus goto JIAKTIX OLSE.X For Sale. The Nolan Ranch on Young's Bay. 2 Miles from Astoria. S7I acres of best, land in Clatsop county, luo acres High Land, balance, rich Tide Good House of 7 rooms, two Barns, and ijuci uuiuuimiuijs : oicamer landing. Or chard, leldiUK Too bushels per year " A:. .'" "" vuns, u nogs, span Hor-es, Chickens and all Karmine Ini- ,"""""? 3 ".'k iriiiur ; x uoais ana Scow. Fine Spring Water. Price $15,000. Terms, half cash, balance on mortgage. Further particulars apply to ltJi J.ILMANSELL. Real Estate Agent, Astoria, Or. Ho for Ma Free Camping Grounds at Austin's. There Is an abundance of clams, crabs, trout, oysters and all kinds of salt and fresh water-fish. Good safe Sea bathing, fresh air and the best hunting grounds In America. Campers and visitors can nnd at my store everything they require In the way of an outfit and provisions. A first class bar and billiard table arc -connected witn my estaouscmeni. Board from $7 to SO per week. For particulars call (in or address JAS. P. AUSTIN. Postofflce Store, Seaside, Oregon. Austin's is opn the year round. H. ing-Standing Blood Diseases are cured by the persevering use of Ayer'e Sarsaparilla. This medicine is an Alterative, and causes a radical change in the system. The process, in some cases, may not be quite so rapid as in others ; but, with persistence, the result is certain, Read these testimonials : " For two years I suffered from a se ere pain in my right side, and had other troubles caused by a. torpid liver and dyspepsia. After giving several medicines a fair trial without a cure, I began to take Ayer's" Sarsaparilla. I was greatly benefited by the first bottle, and after taking five bottles I was com pletely cured." John "W. Benson, 70 Lawrence St., Lowell, Mass. Last May a large carbuncle broke out in my arm. j,ne usual remedies had no effect and I was confined to my bed for iglit weeks. A friend induced me to try ur8 Sarsanarilla. T.ms rhnn t!ir.n 'in' tli"; healed the sore. In all my expe- - .ire whu memcine, i never saw more Wonderful Results. Vnotlier marked effect of the use of this medicine was the strengthening of my .-ight." Mrs. Carrie Adams, Holly outings, xexas. " I had a dry scaly humor for years, and suffered terribly; and. as my broth er and sister were similarly afflicted. I presume tho malady is hereditary. Last winter, ut. xyron, (ot f ernandma, Fla.,) recommended me to t3ke Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and continue it for a year. For five months I took it daily. I have not had a blemish nnon mv hndv for tlm last three months." T. E. Wiley, 146 rimmlioM efr Vant TT1 "! uuauiui;, l. lien 1UI. VyJlJ. " Last fall and winter I was troubled with a dull, heavy pain in my side. I did not notice it much at first, but it gradually grew worse until it became almost unbearable. During the latter part of this time, disorders of the stom. ach and livor increased my troubles. I began taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and, after faithfully continuing the use ot this medicine for some months, the paiq disappeared and I was completely cured." Mrs. Augusta A. Furbu3h, xxuvuruiii, iuuss. Ayer's Sarsaparilla, rEEPAT.ED BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Matt, Prlea $1 ; lx bottlea, 1 5. Worth i a bottle. INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA FIBEAllUE INSURANCE CO. FKANK DEKUM President W. H. SMITH Vice-President JOHN A. CHILD Secretary No. 100 Second St., Portland, Or. 1. W. Case, Agont, Astoria, Or. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IX FIItHT CLAS8 COJIl'A.MKS Representing 813,000,000 PHCENIX, nartf ord. Conn. HOME, New York. AGENCY PACIFIC EXPRESB CO C. P. UPSHUR, Blain Street Wharf - Astoria, Oregon. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London&Clobe.North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial ot California Agricultural, of Waterloo n. New York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool, Kng.. Fire Insurance Companies, Kepresent- m a capiuu 01 ?ut,uuu,uuu. It. VAN Dl'Hra. Agent. Robb & Parker, AGENCY OK Fire and Marine Insurance, With an Aggregate Capital of $11MXX),0U0. IMPERIAL, of London. CALIFORNIA, of California. CONNECTICUT, of Hartford. OAKLAND HOME, of Oakland. LION, of London. FIREMAN'S FUND, of California. Agents also for TRAVELLERS', of Hartford Life and Accident Tickets sold for the ALLAN Line of Steamships, from Old Country to Astoria. ROBB & PARKER. At old office of J. O. liozorth. I. W. Case, BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available In any part of the U. S. and Europe, and on Hong Kong, China OrncK Houus : 10 A. M. to 3 p. M. Odd Fellows Building, Astoria, Oregon. J. C. CLINTON DEALEK IN CIGARS AND TOBACCO, FRUITS, NUTS, Candies, Smokers' Artiolea, Etc. New Goods Received Dally, Opposite City Book Store. DIAMOND PALACE! GUSTAV HASSEN, Prop'r. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fine Diamonfls s Jewelry At Extremely Low Prices. ill Goods Bought at This EsUbllthment Warranterl Genuine. Wntcli and" Clock Repairing A' SPECIALTY. Corner Cass and Squemoqua Btreets. THE MOST GUTED OP MORTALS Is the Man Who Knows How to Get Along With Everybody. The dazzling genius may startle and amaze mankind by his divinely gifted endowments, but the man who knows how to get along with people is apt to reach the heights, while the dazzling genius, like an eagle with a broken wing, is floundering in the valley below. Put the dazzling genius and the man who knows how to get along with people side by side on the race track of life, and then let them start abreast. The dazzling genius will excite the curiosity of the crowd by the brilliancy of his gyrations and his involved and in tricate evolutions. He will leap like an unbroken colt, and prance like a two-year old filly, but the man who knows how to get along with people will come swinging down the home-stretch, pass the judge's stand, with his brilliant but erratic competitor far in the rear. The faculty of getting along with people is, perhapse, the most fortunate gift with which nature can endow a man. The whole secret consists, in liking people and taking an interest in them. So many men are armed with dis likes, like porcupin quills, which they shoot in all directions, letting them strike where they will. They are like those pivotal gnns which we see in the navy, which turn on a swivel and shoot toward every point of the compass. They keep their batteries loaded, and every man who approaches them they re gard as an invader and an enemy. They scrutinize their acquaint ances as a proof-reader examines his proof, to see what errors ho can discover. Their lives are a perpetual quest for the vices of their neighbors. They never get along with people, for people ob ject to having a perpetual inven tory taken of their faults and weaknesses. Opticians tell us there is one little spot in the eye that is en tirely blind. The mental eye of the man who knows how to get along with people has a large spot that is bund to all his neighbors vices, while his vision is unusually keen in regard to their good qua! ities. Everybody likes him be cause he hkesjeverybody. No won der he climbs high in the world, for everybody stands ready to give him a "boost." Yankee Blade. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria lYcen Baby was sick, ire gave her Castoria. (Then she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, iThen she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, iThenshehadChlldren.shegavethemCastorU Oregon and "Washington ter ritory were supposed to be the most productive lands on the con tinent, but we are disposed to give up the belt in favor of Iowa. Unless the papers of that state tell us untruths we are badly beaten; for reports say that there is a family in that state consisting of. father, mother, and twenty-two girls and one boy living and one dead, making an even two dozen births in the family, while the old est is only 2-1 years old. "We give it up. BETTEU TIIAX Sl'ICIUE. Professor Arnold says: "An incura ble dyspeptic is justified in committing suicide." We will guarantee to cure any dyspeptic within three months by Ack er's English Dyspepsia Tablets. J..W. Conn, Druggist. Hon, J. S. Clarkson, the new first assistant postmaster general wasborn in Brookville, Ind., in 1845. He became editor of the Des Moines, Iowa, liegister, in 1868, and in that year led in tho movement to enfranchise the ne gro. In 1870 he and his brother became.'proprietors of the JRegister, and are still its owners. He was offered the Swiss mission by Gen eral Grant in 1871 and declined it. Dropsv and Paralrsls. DK. FLINT'S IlEMEDT, prevents m; ugciujjuicuu oi mi mose lernoie diseases rienpnrintit: imnn hIcaqc. nf i.a heart, sucli as dropsy, Inflammation of the lungs, paralysis and mental de rangement. Descriptive treatise with each bottle; or, address Mack Drug VU., 4.1. Jv Charles E. Bonner, of Montana was an office boy in New York twenty-three years aero. Not lik ing that business very rriuch, he borrowed money, went to Missouri, and unaiiy to tue great northwest, He has since paid back the loan and is now worth $4,000,000. Most of this was made in mines and miningstocks, 1U IllllllUgblUUlib. If you-covot appetite, flesh, col or,-vigor, take Ayer's barsaparilla. Sold by druffQ-ists. V Tho PeMn "Gazette." One of the oldest things in this old capitol of China is its news paper, lhe rekin Gazette lias been published almost daily for S00 years. It is the oldest news paper in the world. It was read by Chinese centuries before Amer ica was discovered. Its first cop- ies, were struck off hundreds of years before Gutenberg gave printing to luirope, and it was in existence 500 j'ears before tho Frankfort Gazette, the first daily newspaper of our civilization, began its publication in 1615. Age has, however, produced no more change upon it than upon the Chi nese people, and its contents are much the same to-day as they were when it was founded in the darkness of the middle ages. Its method of printing is the same, and it is still sot up from movable types of wood and struck off in dark, low rooms by .the Ions; finger nailed hands of these almond-eyed Celestials, bull, it is the most aristocratic paper in the world, and the Chinese emperors of the past have been its editors. It is the organ of the Chinese Govern ment and it is simply a record of official acts and reports. It is a crime to add or subtract from it in its publication. The Chinese government allows no comments upon its acts, and this is the only organ by which these millions of people, making up more than one fourth of the whole world, can know what their ruler is doing. People who are fond of coinci dences will find it interesting to note that William Henry Harrison Miller, born in the year the first Harrison was elected president, and named for him, becomes forty eight years later, the attorney-general of the second president Har rison. IMKE-NTS t'RUILN ALLY LIAKLE, More than half of all deaths occur before six years of age- An army of in nocent, lovely children are swept need lessly away each year. Parents are criminally responsible for this. The death rate of children in England is icss than half this. Acker's English diaby Soother has dona more to bring this about than ail other causes combined. 1 ou cannot afford to uo without it. J. w. Conn, Druggist. Indiana has passed a stringent h.Ulot reform law, which reduces lection districts to 200 voters, provides for printing the ballots of all candidates at the public cx pense,Jand insures the secrec' and isolation of the voter. DO OT SI'FFEU AM' LOXt.F.i:. Tired feeling, dull headache, pains in various parts of the body, sinking at the pit of the stomach, loss of appetite, feverishness, pimples or sores, arc all positive evidence of poisoned blood. No matter how it became poisoned it mtisf be purified to avoid death. Acker's English Blood Elixir lias never failed to remove scrofulous or sj philitic poisons. Sold under positive guarantee by.T.W. Conn, Druggist. A syndicate has purchased the townsite of West Yaquina, at laquma bay, including ,4UU lots and an individual half interest in seventy-five acres owned jointly with the Oregon Development company. Ihe price paid was 75,000: TEBKIKLE F011F.VtAK.MXt:, Coit"h in the morning, hurried or dif ficult breathing, raising phlegm, tight ness in the chest, quickened pulse, chill iness in tho evening or sweats at night, all or any of these things are the stages of consumption. Ackers English Cough Remedy iciM cure these fearful symp toms, and i; sold under a positive guar antee by J.W. Conn, Druggist. Cattle stealing has been and is now carried on in "The Pan handle" to an extent that cattle men have determined to put a stop to it if tit breed of men who have been engaged in it has to be stopped. Fort Worth, I'exas, Gazette. TUE FIKST SYMPTOMS OF UEATII. Knowing that a cough can be checked in a day, and the first stages of consump tion broken in a week we hereby guar antee Acker's English Cough Remedy, and will refund the money to all who buy. take it as per directions, and do not find our statement correct. J. W. Conn, Druggist. When two men go to a New England country hotel in winter they should ask for a room with two beds. And then by putting all the covers on one bed and sleeping together, they may man age to keep warm. Boston Globe. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral is adapt ed to every age and to either sex. Being very palatable, the young est children take it readily. A cellar full of good cider proved very handy for quenching a fire that broke out in Edward Bliss' house at Brimfield, Mass., during the recent cold spell, the pump being frozen up. Peak's is the purest and best uuai ctci ujauci President Harrison issued his Oklahoma proclamation last Sat urday afternoon. John Bright is dying in London. illS Absolutely Pure. This powder never vanes, A marvel of purity, strength and vholcsomeness. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and can not be sold In competition with the multi tude of low test, short weight, alum or phos Bhate powders. Sold onlj in cans. Hoval AKINO TowdkrCo. 10G V'all-st.. N, Y. O. W. Ckowlky & Co. .'gents, I'ortland, Oregon. MAKKETS. Washington Market. Main Street, Astoria, Oregon. HKKUXAX a. co.iutoriUEToirs RESPECTFULLY CALL THE ATTEN tion of tho nubile to the fact that the aoove Market w ul alwaj she supplied with a FULL VARIETY AND BEST QUALITY OF FRESH. AND CURED MEATS ! ! Which will be sold at lowest rates, whole sale and retail. GSSpecial attention given to supplying ohips. Eoadway Market. P. O'HARA, Prep'r: Opposite Foard & Stokes. A First-Class Meat Shop. Fresh and Salt Meats. All Purchases Delivered in nnv Part nf the City. STAR MARKET. WHERRY & COfflPANY, Fresh and Cared Meats, "'57"g;'t4,'fc:Lfii, FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. OPPOSITE O.CCIDENT HOTEL, CIIKXAHCS HIrcct, Antoriu, Oj. J. Abercrombie. (Xett !onr to C.unalian & Co.'s.) BUTTER, CHEESE. EGGS, POULTRY, POTATOES, PISH AND CAME, Fruit, Nuts, and Candies. General Commission Jlcichant. CIIEXASIUS STIinCT, - - ASTOKIA. Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Boiler Mills, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTOKIA. OREGON. BOOTS AND SHOES! Of Best Quality, and at LOWEST PRICES, AT THE SIGN OF THEJOLDEN SHOE. cnnis. EVESSON. F. COOK THE EVENS0N & COOK On the European Plan. LARGE CLEAN ROOMS, A FIRST-CLASS RESTA URANT Board by the Day, Week or Month Private Rooms for Families, Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., Cooked to Order. WATER St., Opp. Jb'onril & Stokes A FIRST CLASS SALOON Knn in connection with the Premises. Tlio Best of W1NE8, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Good Billiard Tables and Private Canl Rooms. Wilson -.k Fisher Central Hotel COODS MAKKED IX FOR SPRING I am receiving direct from the factories CASH. Ya ht Cloths, besides BOY'S and CHILDREN'S SUITS, MEN'S FINE TANTS and light weight OVERCOATS. In Soft, Felt and Stiff HATS, direct from the best manufacturers, I have obtained the latest styles and shapes, "which I sell at as close a margin as can be sold, as well as any line of goods that I carry, for I do not believe in bunknm in business, such as resorting to any faking scheme as is often used by advertising a stock as bankrupt goods; an underwriter's sale; on account of removal or repairs, and sellim? off nt cost to make room for new roods, otc when it is merely done to force goods. The only true and honest way For merchants 13 to charge an honest and fair per cent. Mark his goods in plain figures, and give to each and every customer alike the same goods for the same amount of money. "One persons money is as good as anothers?' Trunks. Valises, Blankets, Quilts, J3FA child buys as cheaply as the most experienced buyer. I. L. OSGOOD, Kinnev's Brick RnlMln" Opposite ltescue Engine House. Street Cars running by the door. W.fLLX. -AND- ILING DECORATION . 5000 double roll of Wall Paper and Decorations of the latest styles ana shades just received direct from Eastern factories. Also a large assortment of OARPETS, Of all grades in beautiful new designs New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains, China Matting, Etc., Etc. Call and examine. CHAS. HEILBORN. The New Model Range CAN BE HAD IN Agent. Call and Examine It ; You WU1 bo Pleased. E.E.lTawes Is also Agent for Hie Buck Patent Cooking Stove, AND OTHER FIRST CLASS STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand. FIRE BRICK DEALEK IS Hay, Oats, ana Straw, Lime, Brici Cement, Sand. and. Plaster Wood Dellrered to Order. Drxjing, Teaming and Express Business. TEU apply to the Captain, or to Bargains ! Canned Goods -IN- AT HEADQUARTERS Astoria Crocery and Canned Goods Co., At Old I. X. L Corner, Opposite Parker House. HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS THE VIENNA C. W. Fisher & Co., Prop's. Game, Fish, Oysters, Etc., COOKED TO ORDER- Fine Private Booms. JBverythlns Irst Class, Genevieve Street, rear of GriffluS Reed's. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. Seaside Bakery. Best Milk Bread ami CAKES OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturers of Fine Candles. AND Ornamental Confectionery And Ice Creams. Wholesale and Retail Dealer In Candles. JOIINBOItf, BKOM. H. JACOBSON, Manuf actnrer and Importer of Saddles, Harness, Collars, Whips, Saddlery Hardware, Horse Clothing, Robes, Leather, Carriage Trimmings, etc, AT P0RTLAKD PRICES. Opposite Wilson SFIsher's dock, Astoria, Or, Restaurant and Clop ONE PRICE. AND SUMMER the best values and most handsome designs and a full line of Furnishing Goods. Astoria, Oregon. WMkW'm ASTORIA, ONLY OF FIRE CLAY STEAMER Chilli PARKER Ebcn P, Parker.Master. For TOWING, FREIGHT orCHAR II. B. PARKER. laroins ! and Groceries. Is the Leading and Only First-Glass RESTAURANT. Good Cooking. Clean Services. Reasonable Prices. Polite Waiters. Prompt Attention. Try Him and You will be More than Satisfied. Everybody Says So. Private Rooms. MAIN STREET, - - - ASTORIA. The Astor House, E.E.ROSS, - PROPRIETOR. Newly Repainted. Repaired, Refitted, Re furnished and Thoroughly Renovated, A Large, Clean, - -Well-kept House. RATES: From a Dollar a Day Upwards. First-class In all Its appointments, clean, neat, sunny rooms, well furnished and well kept. YOU ABE INVITED TO CALL. tFree Coach to and from the House. PLAIX FIGURES. JEFF'S