CZJ fo gatttj gitoa. H ASTORIA. OREGON: TUESDAY MARCH 12. 1SS3. The Freeman's Journal of Dublin raised $175,000 for the Parnell defense fund. Boulanger thinks Britain should evacuate Egypt, and believes that if he were in power he could bring it about. Tun business men of Kansas City have decided to make that town the greatest manufacturing city in the west It was so cold in Kane City, Penn., last week that people had to build fires under the cows before they could be milked. The project of building a light house on the Diamond Shoal off Hat teras, eleven miles out at sea, has tak en definite shape. Northern Minnesota has ice eleven feet thick on the lakes and does not expect to get rid of her 40-foot snow banks, before the middle of June. A Minnesota man offers the sug gestion, prompted doubtless by the re cent blizzard, that South Dakota bo named kota, and North Dakota, Over- kota. A max iu western Dakota says he saw a blizzard born. It started on the top of a bare hill and was a ball of white fog no larger than his hat when he first saw it. RnoDE Island's action in deciding not to adopt the Australian ballot until January 1, 1890, makes Massa chusetts the first state to actively adopt the system. A London surgeon Bays that busi ness men who occupy offices above the third story get llighty after a few years, and unless making a change, become mildly insane. A Wisconsin lady named Mrs. Dris- coll, killed her husband by cutting off his head with a dull ax, last Wednes day. There was a sharp as in the kitchen , but sho used a dull one. Tun London Times will be com pelled to pass its dividends this year, owing to the great expense incurred iu the Parnell investigation. A cir cular to that effect has been sent to the shareholders. Almost anything is insanity, says a New York doctor. If you laugh hear tily, get mad, forget anything, drop a letter into the postoffice without a stamp, you can be called insane This should not prevent hanging for murder, though. Prince Bismarck's opinion that the cabinet crisis in France will result in the accession to power of General Boulangeris well known in Berlin, and there are few persons in German ministerial circles who do not regard his triumph as a near probability. The Atlanta Constitution says: The south is making bigger strides in the way of industrial development than has over before been made by any soction on tho face of the earth in the same length of time, and is now going ahead with the intention of beating its own record. - . . Tnc Bangor Commercial has the courage to relate that two fishermen at Pnshaw Lake, who baited u hook with shiner and put it tliro:i;h the ice, noticing a great commotion pres ently, took it from the water, when it was found that a white perch weigh iug half a pound had first swallowed the bait, and then an enormous pick erel had swallowed the percfl and its prize. It is said that tho goods were produced to vouch for the story. Li Hen Poi, the Jay Gould of Chi na, is not worth so much as first sup posed. His wealth was estimated when he first arrived in New York tho other day at 830,000,000. This mis take may have arisen from the differ ence in tho monetary unit of the two countries. It takes 1,200 Chinese coins to make one American dollar, hence a Chinaman becomes a million aire when he aoquiros 3833, and ho may bo fifty times a millionaire, as Li Hen Poi is reported to be, and only be worth 311,630. Merit Wins. Wc desire to say to our citizens, that we have been selling Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Dr. King's New Life Pills. Bucklen's Arnica Salve and Electric Bitters, and have never handled remedies that sell as well, or that have given such universal satisfac tion. We do not hesitato to guarantee theni every time, and we stand ready to refund the purchase price, if satisfac tory results do not follow their use. These remedies have won their great popularity purely on their merits. J. "W. Conn, Druggist J. A. Montgomery buys direct from manufacturers and consequently can sell cheaper than others. All the patent medicines advertised In this paper, together with the choicest perfumery, and toilet articles, etc-can be bought at the lowest prices, at J. W. Conn's drug store, opposite Occident betel, Astoria. J Philosophy of the Street. Women Shine TnriRt in nrlirni-aUtr. men in prosperity. ' oman is blessed in not having to fight with boots every morning. It iS Well enntlCrll in linlll an nffina bat awful when the office holds you.' iuuuBjf speaKs a language that needs no interpretation, travel where iv may. It is thfi hfilffllfc nf Vifirniotri tn 7.il- when the rest of the community is resting. Man is an immitative animal. This would be a great world it the art Of StorV-tollincr nrl1l ln winfinfid to those who know how to practice it. Aicii, iu a weaaing tour, one oi the most amusing things to contemplate is & Woman with n na-ar oantnn. machine. The remembrance of a woman's loot Will llTl7Pr in n mnn'a mind avan longer than an old grudge still un- auusueu. Round dances would soon be a thini? nf tllfi nnaf if Tin mart tvara nl- lowed to participate unless his hands ware uea oemna mm. If finvhndv AWP r?Q?rmOr1 o of o4t,a or cartoon to represent selfishness. me ngure snonia nave a pipe in its mouth to be complete. The unnfi flint men Hn thov nan. erally advertise, while their little sups iuey iiiae unuer a unsuei, more or less large, and executed dire ven geance on the fellow who tips Hover. Milwaukee Journal. ADVICE TO 3IOTIIKKS. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syriii- should always be used lor children teething. It soothes the child, s-oltens the gums, allays all rain, cures wind cholic, and is the best remedy tor diar-rhoea.Twenty-five cents a bottle. Co to Jeff's lor Oj sters. Wcinlinrd'b Brer. And Free Lunch at the Telephone Sa loon, C cents. NEW TO-DAY. ONE NIGHT ONLY. Monday, March 18th, 1889. The Comedy Success of Two Continents. Mr. Augustine Dalj s Brilliant Com?d Night Off. Presented by a cast of Metropolitan Star uomeuians. sucn as lias neier oeiore appeared In this city. The Com edy e ent of the season. IT'S VERY FUNNY! you wir.t s:uii.e: Toir wirx laugh : YOU WILT. SCRKAM! A Night Off. Don't Miss It. Houses Always Crowded, Reserved Seats on sale, Thursday, Marcli mu.isxy. ai me new xorx noveiiy srore. John C. Dement. DRUCCIST. Successor to W. E. Dement & Co. Carries Complete Stocks of Drugs and Druggists' Sundries. Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Agent for Mexican Salve and Norwegian Pile Cure, Boat Building. JOE LEATHERS Is at the old stand prepared to build all Kinds of boats used on the Tactile Coast. Builder of steamers Electric. Favorite, i umum, ana cmers. Model Making a specialty. Stock and Workmanship first. class. Mrs. Clara Glenn, Fashionable Dressmaker. riJICES REASONABLE. l!ooms over Mrs. Rappleyea'.s. one door smuii oi AbTuitiA; omce. J. Abercrombie. (Next door to C&raahan & Co.'.) BUTTER, CHEESE. EGGS, POULTRY, POTATOES, FISH AND GAME. Fruit, Nuts, and Candies. General Commission Merchant. CHENAMUS STREET, - - ASTORIA. 3ES. Je. j&-JLJL.12JSr , DEALER IN Wall Paper and Oil Paintings SPECIALTY, Sign Writer, Grainer and Ornamental Painter. Cor Cass and Jefferson Sts.. Astoria, Or. TirginlaCigar ana Toliacco Store J. W. BOTTOM, Proprietor, Water Street, Two Doors East of Olney. Fine C!grs, Tobaccos and Smokers Articles, Sold at Lowest Market Rates. FRUITS. CANDIES NOTIONS.&c Ready for Business J. M. HESS Has returned and will resume the business of Sail Making Iu his old quarters, in the upper story of the Gunderson building. All wauiine sail work of anv kind will find him ready for business. Boss Opera House INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA 1 INSURANCE CO. FRANK DEKUM President TnnvS.MJT,,.?V,-; Vice-President JOHN A. CHILD Secretary No. 1C0 Second St,, Portland, Or. I. W. Case, Agent, Astoria, Or. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE I.Y FIRST CI.A88 COMPANIES Representing 813,000,000 PHCENIX, Hartford, Conn. HOME, New York. AGENCY PACIFIC EXPRESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Street Wharf - Astoria. Crecon. Robb & Parker, AGENCY OK Fire and Marine Insurance, With an Aggregate Capital of $10.01x1.000. IMPERIAL, of London. CALIFORNIA, of California. CONNECTICUT, of Hartford. OAKLAND UO.ME, of Oakland. J.ION. of London. FIREMAN'S FUND, of California Agents also for TRAVELLERS', of Ilartford- IJfftnrnl A.'PldpnL Tickets sold for the ALLAN Line of sieamsnips, from Old Country to Astoria. ROBB A PARKER At old office of J. O. Bozorth $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe. North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Uartford of Connecticut, Commercial ot California Agricultural, of Watertovwi. ew York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool, Eng . Fire Insurance Companies, Represent in a capital of $OT.ooo,O0o. B. VAN 1C8F.N Agei.t. Fashionable Millinery. Next door to C. II. CoopeiN. Thrall & Sherman Just from San Fianclsco. Empire Veils, Jane Hading Veils. N. P. OLSON. New Store Just Opened, Near Lelnenweber's Cannery. Clothing; Men's and Ladies' UNDERWEAR: Cigars, Tobacco, Stationery, and Notions Cheap as the Cheapest. Seaside Boarding. Parties desiring Good Board and Clean, Comfortable Lodging at Reasonable . Terms, can be accommodated at Mrs. May Ross' Private Boarding House, Three blocks below Grimes' Bridge, Sea side, Oregon. Cannerymen and Fishermen. Just recehed. direct from the factory, a full assortment of Woodbeiry't soft laid Cotton Twines, and MG. ?i, and H thread and twine laid. "A" quality, Cotton Rope. MORGAN & SHERMAN. Magnus C. Crosby Dealer In HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL. Iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES. TINWARE AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEET LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET IRON, Tirr and Copper, JOHN A. MONTGOMERY Q Has a First Class J I STOCK. g (A ft Stoves Notice. NOTICE 13 HEREBY GIVEN THAT I have been appointed administrator of the estate of Nell Livingstone, deceased, and all persons having claims against said estate are required to present the same, duly verified, to me, at the office of the C. R. F. I U.. In Astoria. Clatsop county, Oregon, within six months from this date. ALEX. HOLMAN. Astoria, Or,. Feb. 8tb, 18$?. FII m Watchmaker Jeweler. y Citv Rnnlf Qtnrp an "s' at'onery lljf DUUK ulUlD. All the Latest Novelties, A FULL STOCK OF H ynrU Mnwoltw tffim hi . .a Row lone novGiiy M0r6. And Variety Goods. f Jt-M- 09 n c ii a m ? fSPuL -x - "'K6 It KlGll ! i Parker & Hanson U II u n ll U Si9fcJ31Bs9 rfin,ea ,or nva veara- boy your 1.::..." Groceries Provisions I iWfflfl i& Wfe 1 OF NEW MARKET liLOCK. PORTLAXTD, Carry the larg Carry the largest and most complete stock of the very best and latest improved Farm, Dairy, and ENGINES, BOILERS Wagons, Buggies, Carriages, Carts, Harness, And Machinery and Vehicles of Every Description. We Guarantee our Goods the Best, and OUR PRICES THE LOWEST. Quality Considered. CS"Call and seo U3 or send for our llandsomelv Illnstraied Catalogue, mailed FKKE on application. Please mention Tub Astobiax. WHITE HOUSE STORE Cndersc HinK everj Call mid satisfy jourself ns fo the truth P. S. Solo agents for Clatsop county NEW TO-DAY. Wanted. A LARGE QUANTITY OF LIVING SEA Lioi s and Seals, fur which a liberal price will be paid; als two Cougars, six otter, six mink and a joung male mountain Lion. Address PAUL IWYTON. Portland, Ore. The Lurline. FAST TIME BETWEEN Portland and Astoria LEAVE PORTLAND. Dail j, Except Saturday, at .. 8 r. m. LEAVE ASTORIA, Graj 'a Dock, Dally, Except Sunday, at 7 A. m. CO TO Thompson & Ross And get some of those No. One California Canned Fruits AND VEGETABLES. We Are Selling Cheap ORECOIT. Mill Machinery, AND SAW MILLS. Loco in the Cily on of Ihe foregoing assertion. S. SCHLUSSEL Est. of Carter's Cape Ann Oil Clothing. -1I!E- DIAMOND PALACE! (JUSTAY HAXSEK, Trop'r. A Laitre and Well Selected Stock of Fine Diamonds ft Jewebry At Extremely Low Prices. ill fioodt Bonght at Thli Establishment Warranted Genuine. Watch and Cloch Repairing A SPECIALTY Comer Cass and Squemoqua Streets. Notice. MEMBERS OF THEC. R. F. P. UNION i .re notl?ed nt to ash for Salmon, dur ing the month of March, as the law will.no mii" U be sJrIftly enforced by the Oregon ish Commission. A. SUTTON. Astoria, February, 33, 189. r IJ' H. JACOBSON, Manufacturer and Importer of Saddles, Harness, Collars, Whips, Saddlery Hardware, Horse Clothing, Robes, Leather. Carnage Trimmings, etc, AT PORTLinn pnrrrs Opposite Wilson & Fbher's dock, Asloria, Or, Nnfir.P fn Rirlflnrc SEALED BIDS AVILL BE RECEIVED UN til Marcli i8th 12 M.,by the AsterlaS: South Coast Railway, for thlrtv thousand hewed or sawed cross ties. Bids will be received ror the whole or any portion of the ties. rue company reserves the right to reject any or all bids. of the undersigned, to whom all bids should be addressed. , . HENRY B. THIELSEN. Chief Eng'r and Supt. A. 3. C. Ry. Astoria, Or. Foard & Stokes Their largely Increasing trade enable them to sell at the verytonest marum ji piuiii uue Kiving j ou goods that are or flrst class quality. Goods Delivered All Over the Cily. The Highest Price Paid for Junk. WHOLESALE AND Groceries, Provisions and Mill Feed. Crockery, Glass g Plated "Ware. o Tho Largest anil finest assortment of Fresh. Fruits and ITegetables. Keceived fresh For Sale. Tenacresgeod land, Improed. orchaid. house and bam and outbuildings. wel!Mi - plied; tuouells water, within one mile of Knappa, known as the Mitchell place, For particulars apply to ,., , WARD LENT. Knappa, Oregon. ARBOUR' Irish Flax HAVE NO e 'tfssjM GRAND PRIX PARIS 1878, AND GRAND CROSS OP THE LEGION D'HONNEUR. They received the ONLY GOLD MEDAL For FLAX THREADS at the Ziondos. Fisheries Exhibition 1SS3. And have been awnrded HIGHER PRIZES at the various INTERNATIONAL EXPOSITIONS, Than the gooda of any other IN THE WOULD. Quality Can 5.1ways be Depended on. ExBeriencefl fiuieilse bo Otter. HENRY DOYLE & CO., 5 1 7 and 51 9 Market Street, SAN FRANCISCO. AGENTS FOR PACIFIC COAST. W00DBERRY SEINE TWINE, ROPE and NET TING -Constantly on Hand. SEINES, POUNDS and TRAPS furnished to order at Lowest Factory Prices. SUCCESSORS TO C. L. PARKER, DEALERS IN GENERAL MERCHANDISE New Goods Arriving Every Steamer THIS WEEK. WHITE GOODS OVER 30 PATTERNS. The Old Stand - Astoria Oregon. KETAIL DEALER IN every Steamer. Net Floats I v i nvj nvi utti'p tvn no tiiit l ,n '"l; luauii AiU Ur HIE I ,,.- ,.,.,,.. l.hol yUAl.ll l, ! At WILSON & FISHER'S Threads EQUAL ! ixav -tiKm-j,.