rn Au&A&S ASTORIA. OKKOOIV THURSDAY FEBRUARY -41. IM). I'RJf.E MVE CENTS (L. XXXII NO. 45 dUftiESS OAP.DS. ACIETELAHD, a.. - - ATTORNEY AT LAW. 0,H e-iEfivelM note crick bulldlna. comer ScoalanICa33 sweep ;utJUis. .. . - rpibf-n; B3itTnr ATTORNEY AT LAW- -OJlceoaCaJ5"st're6t.4dodrsbact ol Odd Fellows Building. Astoria, Oregon. DEG1I SASAOA, ATIORNET ATLaW.' Office ot White House Cor., Astoria, Or. G BfH-KOLASD. - " " " " - ATIORNET at law. C:ce la Klnney'b Rlocfc, SU'J, Astoria, Oregon. opposite City FULTON BBOTOERS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. :ooms6and 6, Odd Fellows Bunding. f q. A. BOWIiBY, J. Yttorzter and CooascUor at taw Offico oa Chenamus Street, Astoria, Oregon rB. J. K. IiA FOIlCk. DENTIST. Kooms U and 12 Odd Fellows Building. ASTORIA, --- - OREGON. D ,R. A. L. ASf D J. A. MJ1.TO S. Cass street, between Srd and 4tb. Special attention to Diseases of Women rad Children, by ur. A, L. Fulton. Special attention to Surgery by Ur. J. A. Fulton. ,, Office hours from 10 to is A.M.. iad'i to i r.x-. TAY TDXTIiE. M. .- -- - -- PHYSICIAN AND SUEGEOH OMlCB-BobmsO Pythian Ballding. BeSidesce : SK corner Wall and West Khstratts,ppo5ite I. W. Case's, i rfiWUff.- DENTIST. Booms la Allen's Building, up stairs, cor oer Cass and Sqcemoqua streets, Astoria Oregon. , - . -.. M US. UB. OUKX-AIAlU, OQce and residence. D. K. Warren's f or merresldcaw, Astoria, Oregon. . Diseases of. Women, and. Children, and of t&ofiye ana lvi, specialties. --l7lTT)- , liilfill I 1Rl0.B.STKlsV .. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Special attention to Diseases of 'Woman .-d surgery. u-k: Opposite Telegraph Offlee'.'up Stajrs. Astoqa. ntun. y.yjs...-. , - j&Uxii. Rooms T and 2 TjUflan Bulidlng oTer c no CooResJKotewL. ' - " - '-I--- - - T,uia - ; -OTAftY PULlCt FedTstete-'ttnd tommHslon .-Agent. Agent for' theiimcricsn Bull'dm'g aad buf Onedoorwest of-TeIegraph'face. PATHOKgEAOMEHDUSTRY, " i i ii There lsifoSbcwaonlortne most festldl ocs ot our ctUzma-to .seed to Portland or San Frahclstof Or Custom Kflado Clothes AJs"they:cab sot Better Fits, Better" Work msitshtpi and for less Money. 'By'Csaving their Orders with MEANT. rBteY poods by Every Stearnorr 'tair4aadh9MHia and SAtlsfjr fonreir. P. J. Meany. Merchant Tailor. AUCTI03ST AND COMMISSION HOUSE. . MARTIN OLSEN, Successor to E. 0 .Hoiden. Tha oldest established : Commission Bouse In Oregon. Goods of all kinds sold on com mission. '..Auction Sales Every Saturday. General 'Bepairicg, Jobbing-and Cpaol steringdone. Fine.s'tock of Furniture ba band. ."When yon want ISargalns in Houseoold Goods go to' ' - MARTIN OI,HE.It CANDt Manufactured and For Sale at Wholesale Frleee.at- The Oregon Bakery A. A. CLEYELAD, Prop'r. 4x001 Brfeaft, Caie anirPastry Noao bat the Best Katerlals- Deed. ' - Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers .Bread delivered In jany part .of,tU9 city. m. Ill h'Ih.i.i mm m i . n t, wt 1 c "' r- 4iFocRsnt r: : JD Bazar, one ooor south of TifE'AjjrOEl-1 Axvace. tfcf Rich and Poor, Prince "and Peasant, the Millionaire and Day- Laborer; 'by their common use cf ihls;ieineiy-,"attestThff3Pexldiwlde rep atwSa of AyBfcJs PIUsLeadlng phy ,iiclnV recoKBzfead' 'these, 'pills lor J.3toaach sadvX4r :Tronbles, Costlve- 'aess; Bmwisninsj-fcna-Slclcgeadftohe ; also, tor Bhauiaatism, Jaundice, and . -'Neuralgia. --They are sugax-co&aid ; coil tain no calomelvare prompt, bat mild, n operation; end, therefore, tha..very best medicine for Family Use, as vrell as .or.JCravelers and Tourists. "I hare derived great relief from AVer's Iills. Five yeara &s,o I teas taken so ill with Rheumatism that rVftS tinabl :to do "say rwbrk. I toek: uireo . coxes 01 .Ayer's ruis ana was entirely cared; Since that time I un never without a -box of these pUla." ieter-Christens.en, Sherwood, Wis, . "AVer's Fills have been in use In my family upwards of twenty years and Jiave .completely. -verified-all, that 'is Ialmed'for them. In attacks of piles, i'rom which I suffered many years, they afford greater relief .than any other medicine I-ever tried." T. F. Adorns, Holly Springs, Texas. "I have uled Ayer's Pills for a num ber of years, and have nevor .found iiny. thing .equal, to them Jot giving ;rne an appetite, and imparting energy and strength-to the system I always keep them in the house." B. D. Jackspa, Wilmington, Del. " Two boxes of Ayer's Pills cured- me of evero Headache, from which". I was long a sufferer. Emma KeyesVHubbardston, Mass. "Whenever I am troubled with con stipation ( or suffer Xrom'loss of appetite, Ayer's Pills' set me right again;" A.J. Kiser, Jr., Rock House, Va. "Ayer's Pills are- in general demarid among-ourr'customer3. , Our -.sales, .of them exceed those of all other pills com bined. We have never known them fail to give entire satisfaction.'' Wright SsTTancelly, SaivDiego, Texas. Ayer's Pills, rBSTABSD BY Or. J. C. Ayer & Co.r Lowell, Mast. Sold by allTealers la Medicine. Astoria Gallery. v FOB THE BE3T PHOT OK 'Tf NT Y PES Or any Kind of Photographic Work, . -CaUatibe ASTOEI& GALLERY, Good Work and Beaonable Trices . r Guaranteed. Misses G. &.Z. CARRUTHER3, " -1 tiuccesjors.to !:&asfex;C ' .. BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Treasacta a Geaeral'Bftnlfingjgnalnes " 'Drafts drawn avallaHe3uaar;partotthe Q.SjzoA Esrope, ana-on-Uong Koae; China : 'Orncs Hctarff-ht) AiMVto's r.'x. Obo "FttQWjtBiCltaEKrp.Ast6ria. Oregon. U. "AbercromMe. (Nest d'mlfft CswanaaS Co.'s.) "FIsWANS-aXME,' Fruit, Hats', -,ah;d""JBandles. " XJenertlXdmm&Soa .M-ciiBht. CHENAiins Street.- - - Astoria. 3t Gt-GMNTON DEALER IN CIC ARS AN D " TOBACCO, PRUTTS.lSUTS, - .Candlea. Smokers' Articles, Etc. - New Goods Becelve'dDaUy, Opposite City Book Store. " FOR SALE. CAMERY MAfiUIERV! LL IN FIRT-CLASS ORDER. L one sessoa. In use 1 Borlzontal Steam EBirtur. - (SkIO cylinder.) 1 Cameron Pomp, No. 1, I large Soldering Jlacblne, 1 Htanll ISO tarjrt Coolers, perfect order. ' l"Wcst crimper, 9 pr, Square shear, 1 Tin Former. X "Bntt' Pres. Apply' to ELMORE, SANBORN & 00. THE- Pacific Coast Express- Cup- Is open for business between Astoria, llwacb and'OyBtervllle o Valuables'; 'Money, Paokages, and Felght!carrlod at very ' Rsasonabjb' Rates with' -thettltmost security to.tKasender. " -- r-nrmprtloii at-AsUrfla' made-iffth-Paemc f Express and-WeU'Ffirgo.:S Co,-Ezpress Cbnjp&nlesfpralllolno. ---OificcnBustler'sdocB4Mm, -. o- u. r. wrotiy ii, &gent. A BA0KW00DS B0H00L. A Teacher Who Did Not Enow Much About " ' Geography, 2 Bat Who Knew How to Influence th9 School Trustees. While traveling on 'horseback- through western ArkanSaS.tbwaTd tEeln'dian 'territory, I came--upon' a log scnoolnouse in a.-clearing u. the woods. It was 'rece33,'Tind scattered over the playground around the primitive temple of learning were about twenty . chil dren, boys and girls)scbook:.headed, dirtyfaced and clad in the rough est homespun garb. As- I drew near they ceased their; sports; and every eye was fastened.on me in wonderment.- Dismounting I secured my horse to a sapling and entered the school house. A tallgaunt look ing girl seated'at a rough table at therfarther end of the room arose with a surprised look on her face, and welcomed me with a countn courtesy a quick duck downward of the bodv. a sort of a spasmodic squat followed by an upward shoot into her natural standing posture. "Yer welcome, stranger, she said extending a hand. "The triends o' larnin' ar' allers welcome in-this templo'whar' larnin' resides. As soon as that, shadder (pointing to the edgejjf the'sharply denned shadow of the window' casing on the floor) gits to tho edge o' that knothole it'll be time to call school, andjthe young uns'll come in." "What branches do you teach?" "A b c's, readin' an' writin.' Them'a all .the books we've got, but I teach 'em a little g'ography outen my bead sometimes, jist a I larned it n adin' books an' pa pers that dad. .fetches me from town sence I got to bo teachei. That don't- amount to no.hin', though. .If youiig 'uns kin read an' write atf-figger jest enough to know how much so-ifiany bushels o corn or taters comes to at so much a bushel that's enougbedica tion fur these parts." The shadow had crept up to the edge of the knothole, and picking up an old cowbell the school ma'am rattled it vigorously. In trooped the youngsters, panting from the violent exercise-of play each one slinging hat or bonnet in one promiscuous pile in a corner as they entered, Taking tbeir seats on the rough puncheon benches they again made me a target for their wondering eyes. The vigorous scratching kept up on all sides suggested the thought that their youthful beads were not teeming with learning alone. RappiDff on her table with a rod bearing marks of frequent use, the teacher said: "Yung 'uns., ther's a stranger 'yar, an' I -want you all to see how good you kin be. If 1 3ee any cuttin' up I'll send some o' you home with sore bac ts. Clay Alarm aduke, stop that snuffin' an' go out an' blow yer nose. Now I don't want to hear as much noise as a mouse'd make nibblin' at a y'ear o' corn." I heard the infant class worry through its a b c's. listened to some wild attempts at two-syllable spemng, ana men the teacher said: 'I'll ask some o' the oldest young 'uns some g'ography ques tions lor yer. i. never study g'og raphy from the book myself, so I don't ask 'em questions only sich as. ive learned areadin'booksand papers. John. Vail, who fust dis kivered America?" ' "America Vespusicuss." "Right.: Albert Pike, how was America fust inhabited?" ""By, b'ars, painters, alligators and Injuns." "Right. Thomas Balov, what war the greatest battle ever fit?" 'The battle o' the Revolutionary War." ' "Right.-"Whq licked?" .-'Georg'e "Washington an' his bra-a-a-Ve, Yankee sogers." .-'jRigh't. Marcus5 'Kane, who madethe'airth?'-' "Qud."- "How long-war he doin'-it?" "Six dayran'-He; rested on the seventh, art'. verily i-verHy'I say unto yer, six 'days.shalt thou labor an' -dp. -all -jhy-work, but the seventh day is Sunday, an' thou shalt not labor and do all thv L . 1 M " r woric." ' -Righ"t. -Verxgdpd: Marcus, NnwEart. Mafso&rw'ho- wvar'i iho? fuBrfm?" "Adam." "Who war' the fust' ooraau?" ' "Eve." "Right. Clark Gooodman, how ; war' Eve created?" i " "And Adam slept with his fath er an' the Lord tuk from his side a rib an' whittled it into hum-in form. An' He blew upon it the breath of life an' the sea gave up its dead. An' thar' war' a great xusbin' sound as o' many thunders ah woman war' created." "Right. Clay Marmaduke, go out an' blow yer nose again. John Ellery, recite the Golden Rule." "If in tha world you'd make a strike, Keep this one rulo in view; Do onto others as you'd like To have em do to yon." "Very good. They know lots more, stranger, an' Sairy Blake as is hum with chills kin run through the Ten Commands 'ithoutstoppin' to ketch a breath." Rising to depart, I thanked the young lady for tho pleasure she had afforded me, and expressed the hope that the seeds of educa tion sown by her might bear gold en fruit. Accompanying me to the door, she stepped outside and said: Say, I Didn't want the young 'uns to hear this. As you ride down into the bottom about a mile ahead you'll come to a log house on the right tile o' the road. Ol' Bill Ellery lives thar' an' he's the head School Tr istee. I wibh you'd stop an' sorter hint that I'm a good a teacher as you ever seed, an' that I'm educationing' these young 'uns right up to the handle. You'll see a big yalle.r deg thar,' an' you jist praise it up as the purtiest dog you ever t-eed, and say you'll bet he's a cooner from ooon holler. That'll ketch ol' Bill, an' he'll b'Jieveall you say, furhe'a prouder o' that coon dog than u woman is o'-her fust young 'un. You see, Sal Strvker it a tryin' lo iit the school next term, ah' if vou jest ketch Bill on the coon-j do? lavout, an' h'ist in a word fur me, oil won't have no more cnance han a muzzled hog'd nave in tater natch." Assuring her that William's dog should receive proper littxlatiun, 1 mounted and resumed my jnurtiey. Pecos Jiji. CAUCI.ESS 3IOTIlf:nS. Many niotheis have permitted their chldrentodle bet-ie their eyes when thev mieht Inve bfen saveJ. Any mother who keeps liouso without a but tliiof Acker's Eiiullsa Ba-y -ootlier at hand, runs a risk which she may some tint" regret, f; has saved thf lives nt thousands of ch Idren, and la doing so evcrv year. J. w.'Cmin. Druggist. Governor Ross of New Mex ico has vetoed the "gag law" whicli the legislature had passed. Ht characterizes the measure as tend ingto a suppression of free speech and a free press, and not at all in harmony with the enlightenment of the nineteenth century. HOW DOCTOKS CONQIEU KEITH. Doctor Walter K. Hammond says : "Af ter a lnne -excellence I have come to the couclu-lon that two-thirds of all deaths from oouulis pneumonia and consumpti n, might be avo de if Ack or Vnv Uli nonL'h Ileniedv were only- carefully used in tlnir." This wonder ful itemed- is sold under a positive guarantee by J. W. Conn. Druggist. Gladstcne avers that at the opening of his parliamentary ca reer he felt that Daniel O'Connell was the greatest popular leader the world had ever seen. Admiral Akamatsu of the Japan ese navy has invented a floating fort for coast defense which is at tracting the attention of naval ex perts in-Europe. BETTER TDA BLOODT UATTLES. General WheatcroftNelsen.says: My experience in the English army as well as in America, convinces me that jiotA ing so tnorouchly purifiess the blood or adds to health, vigor and life as Ack er's Encllsh Blood Elixir." This great Remedy is sold under a positive guar antee by J. W.ConnTDnmgisU Great-Britain-has 1,000,000 less cattle than ono year ago. One hundred thousand calve3 less were raised last year than the year be fore. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria When Baby was sick, ire cars her Castoria. iThen ahe iras n Child, she cried for Castoria, iThea she became Miss, she dunf to Castoria, fois lthilCfca5r9B,shcTh3 Cast ort Win15 IWDER Absolutely Pure. This powder nevor vanes, A marvel of purity, strength and wholesomeness. More econi mlcal than the ontlnary kind-, and can tint be sold In competition Willi the multi tude of low test, sli- rt weight, alum or phos Bliaie powders. Suld only in cans. Koval. akio PownKiiOo.108 Vall-st., N. 1 . D..W.Cuowu:r&Co. . gents, Fortland, Oregon. CHni3. EVEXSOX. F.COOK THE EVENSON & COOK. On the European Plan, LARGE CLEAN ROOMS, A FIRST-CLASS RSSTA URAXT Board by the Day, Week or Month Private Rooms ror Famine. Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish. Meats KtC, Cooked to Order. U'ATi:stSt., Opp. Foard & Hlokes A FIRST CLASS SALOON jjnn ia connection with the Premises. The Bfst or WINES,' LIQUORS AND CIO ARS. Good Billiard Tab!e3 and Private Card Rooms. VIENNA Restaurant ana Q. W. Flshor & Co., Prop'o. Game, Fish, Oysters, Etc. COOKED TO OKDEK- Flno Prlvnto Itnnms. Evcrythlnc Irst Clnsa. Genevieve Street, rer of Grlfflu & Besd'3. PATI8FACTION GUAItANTEED. PARKER HOUSE RESTAURANT. H.GOODWIN, Proprietor. Breakfast, 6 to 9, Dinner, 12 to 3, Supper, 5 to 8. Seaside Bakery. Bestltlilk Bread nml CAKES OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturers of Fine Candles. AND Ornamental Confectionery And Ice Creams. Wholesale and Retail Dealer In Candles. Johnson, linos. Carnahan & Co. SUCCESSORS TO T. "W. CASE, IMTORTERS AND WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS EI GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Comer Chenamas and Cass streets. ASTORIA ----- OKEttOX Central Hotel Clop CASH. 1839. I. L. OSGOOD Men's and Boys' Clothing, Furnishingr Goods, HAJS, CAPS, TRUNKS, Traveling Bags, limb re I las, Blankets, Qui Its, etc. Direct from the Manufacturers and Importers. ;57A child buys as cheaply as tha most experienced buyer. LL. OSGOOD, Kinney's Brick Building, Opposite Hesoue Engine House. Street Cars running by tho door. AND CEILING DECORATIONS! C000 donblo roll of Wall Fater and Decoration? of tha latest stvlaa and ehsdM just received direct from Eastern f actoriea. Also a large assortment of JIRPETS, New Smyrna Rugs, Call and examine. The New Model Bange CAK. BE HAD IN Agent. Call and Examine It ; Ton Will be Pleased. E. R. Ilawes Is also Agent for the Buck Patent Cooking Stove, AND OTUEE FIRST "CLASS STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand. 2Xk FIRE BRICK DEALER IX Hay, Oats, and Straw, Line, Brick, Cement, Sand, and Plaster Wood Dtlltered to Order. Drtjlny, Tetmlnj sod Express Baslatsi. rEK apply to the Captain, or to Bargains ! Canned Goods AT HEADQUARTERS At Old I. X. L Corner, 1X.XKL HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS Is the Leading and Only First-Class RESTAURANT. Good Cooking. Clean Services. Reasonable Trices. Poute Walters. Prompt Attention. Try-Him and You will bo .More than Satlsfled. Everybody Says So. Private Rooms. MAIN STREET, - ASTORIA. JEFF'S ONE PRICE. - Astoria, Oregon. Of all grades in beantifnl new designs Portiere Curtains, China Matting, Etc., Etc. CHAS. HEILBORN. A3T0BU. ONLY OF FIRE CLAY STKAIEK GLARA PARKEH Eben P, Parker,Uasier, For TOWING, FREIGHT-or On AE-. II. B. PAIIKKK. ianain -m- and Groceries. Opposite Parker House. The Astor House, E.E.ROSS, - PROPRIETOR. Newly Repainted, Repaired, Ren ted. Re furnished and Thoroughly Renovated. A Large, Glean,- -Well-kept House. RATES : From a Dollar a Day Upwards. First-class in all Its appointments, clean, neat, sunny rooms well furnished and well kept. TOU ARE INVITED TO CALL. f-Froe Coach to and from the House. PARKER n. B. PARKER, Prop'r. First Class In Every Respect. Thoroughly renovated nd repaired through out ; CT large sunny room-". TWO DINING ROOMS. Tables supplied with everything the market affords. -Elegant Bar and Billiard Rooms. Finest Wines Liquors and Clxais. .- FBES COACH TO THE HOUSE.