"-'Kfwre-fv'sii '-trpmfi &t is 3) ASTORIA, OREGON: SUNDAY OCTOBER?. 1SSS, ISSUED EVERY MORNINQ. (Monday excepted.) J. P. HALLORAN & COMPANY, Publishers and Proprietors, ASTOMAX BCILDIXQ, - - CASS STREET. Terms or.Snbserlption. Served lv Carrier, per week 15 cts .Sent by Mail, per month Z OB cts " one year. S7.00 Iree ot postage to subscribers. The Astoria.- guarantees to its ad er asers the largest circulation ot any newspa per published on the Columbia river. Snn rises at, 6:02; sun sets, 5ZL Subhow dearlv everybody has a code id'is'ead: bust be the weather. The Clan McPherson, Hesperides and Arago arrived in yesterday after noon. There is an average attendance o 100 pupils at the upper Astoria school. The correct wriggle in easaiety this winter is to wear a ring on the thumb. Divine service in the Swedish Lu theran church, upper Astoria, at 1030 a. jr., to-day. Jeff has roast duck and cranberry sauce and all tho delicacies ot the season for dinner to-day. "A rainbow chaser" is tho latest metaphorical title of a visionary man. Well; that isn't as bad as a chippy chaser. The telegraph office and the city hall each received new corner street signs yesterday, "Third and Gene vieve." Congregational church to-day at 11 o'clock a. m.; theme, "Resist not evil." Evening theme, "The surest, best triumph;" 750. Service at the Methodist church, to-day at the usual hours. Even ing subject: "Christianity in Busi ness." Young men especially invited. The Capital Journal reports a su gar beet three feet in circumference. There was a sugary beat in this office yesterday four feet in circumference. Desperate diseases require desper ate remedies some times. The people of Lexington, eastern Oregon, bought the Buncltgrass Jtlade, and then killed it. C. L. Parker is fitting up his store property, corner Second and Benton streets, putting in new front, etc., and may occupy it himself if he does not rent it to other parties. Seaside Lodge No. 12, A. O. U. W., has chartered the night boat for next Sunday night, and have every room on the boat. They go 150 strong to visit Industry Lodge of Portland. The most useless thing in the world has been discovered to be a campaign button on a boy's coat. Albany' Demoo at. Yes, except the two buttons on the back of a man's coat. At Yaquina bay last week 1,504 salmon filled 300 cases for Williams. The same number Columbia river salmon would fill over 500 cases. Parker's cannery used 700 salmon, filling 100 cases. To-day, regular services at the Baptist church, morning and evening. Morning subject, "A young man with out principle;" evening, children's sermon, subject, "Children and books." Welcome, everybody. Several men on the beach supply themselves with fire wood from the drift that floats down. There is plenty of it. and by the time it is made ready for the stove those who cut it have well earned the right to it. Belva Lockwood, tho equal rights candidate for president, says she never wore a corset in her life. Well, what of it? Neither did any of the other candidates. She's got none the best of Harrison or Cleveland on that racket. The East Oregonian says that a cow broke into tho printing office of that paper tuo other day, upset two forms of type, chewed the editor's ear, swallowed all the water in the place and went out through the win dow. General Jackson, and all hands round! Chinamen are leaving the coast and going east at the rate of 400 a month. No more can come from China. They came without a welcome and they leave without regret. All tho cus tom house collectors on the coast have orders to strictly enforce the exclusion act. The Pnget Sound Flour Mills Co., composed of W. S. Ladd, Chas. E. Ladd and T. B. Wilcox, of Portland, have incorporated with 8100,000 cap ital to build a big flour mill at Ta coma. to supply the Sound country and British Columbia and ship the rest to the Orient. From January 1st to September orui. Uiava worn fiThnrtfifl frnm Snn Francisco to England and elsewhere 194,310 cases saimon, vameti ai i, 17Q oo7 f?nr thn pnrrAsnnnelinp twelve months of 1887 there were similarly exported, 196,101 cases. Nearly all the Alaska pack is sent abroad from San Francisco, though the head quarters of the business is virtually in Astoria. There will be a big lot of folks go ing up to Portland this week over 150 Astorians. There is a meeting of the grand lodge, K. of P., the Colum bia Waterway association, Seaside Lodge No. 12, A. O. TJ. W., the Pres bytenan synod, the bic KeDnblican whoop-up on the 12th, and a lot of other doings. Portland will have a good many of Astoria's able-bodied citizens this week. "Oh, a life on the ocean wave, the man who wrote it was green; he'd never been to sea; a storm he had never seen." bo sang an ancient mariner yesterday as he landed in Scow bay from a trip around Tongue Point, in a leaky boat, one oar lost, his rudder unshipped and his load at tne bottom of the river. He lost his workbench but he saved his tools. Girls don't come very high in Pen dleton. Leastways one Pendleton man doesn't put much value on then He is the father of a pretty sixteen-year-old, and the p. s. y. o. ran away with an alleged man. When they re turned the father felt real mad about it, and wasn't satisfied till the girl's companion gave him 815 for his lacerated parental feelings. Then the girl got riled to think that her father thought so little of her and left them both and set up in business for herself. The total catch of sealskins for the year entered at the Victoria, B. C, custom house, is 21,338. Of these, 15,933 are from the north Pacific, and the rest from the coast. The total catch of 1887 was 33,800, showing a deficiency of 12,562 for this year. The value of the catch at 80 a skin the present rate amounts to 8133, 028. The value in 1887 was higher than now, being about 87 a skin. The stormy weather on the fishing grounds is largely the cause of the reduced catch. An eminent English physician says the following is a sure cure for small small eox: "One ounce of cream of tartar dissolved in a pint of boiling water, to be drank when cold, at short inter vals. It can be taken at any time, and is a preventive as well as a cura tive. It is known to have cured in a hundred thousand cases, without a single failure. I have myself re stored hundreds by this meaus. It never leaves a mark, never causes blindness, and prevents tedious lin gerings. It is so effectual that, if properly used, it would dispense with the unnatural law of vaccination." There seems to be no doubt that the "frigate bird," an inhabitant of the tropical seas, is the swiftest bird that flies. It has been impossible to calculate its rate of flight within fixed limits. The pectoral muscles are im mensely developed, and weigh nearly one-fourth as much as the whole body of the bird. Another rapid flyer is the common "black swift " It has been computed that the great speed it attains is about 276 miles an hour, which, it maintained -for about six hours, would carry the bird from its summer retreat in England to central Africa. Our American "cauvas-baok duck" is commonly computed to be capable of flying 200 miles an hour. PERSONAL MENTION. Chief Barry has returned from Portland. Ben McKennly will hear something to his advantage by calling on the chief or police. RritiiU Benevolent Association. A meeting of the members of the British Benevolent Society of Astoria was held in Vice Consul Cherry's of fice on Friday evening last. The re port of Treasurer W. T. Chutter was presented, showing a cash balance on hand which warranted the passing of a resolution reducing the member ship dues to tho nominal sum of one dollar a year. The society adjourned to meet again next Friday evening, when arrangements will be made for a social reunion of the members and their friends on St. Andrew's day, 30th Nov. An Explanation. What is this "nervous trouble" with which so many seem now to be af flicted? If you will remember a few years ago tho word Malaria was com paratively unknown, to-day it isas common as any word in the English lauguage, yet this word covers only the meaning ot another word used by our forefathers in times past So it is with nervous diseases, as they and Malaria are intended to cover what our grandfathers called Billiousness, and all are caused by troubles that arise from a diseased condition ot the Liver which in performing its func tions finding it cannot dispose of the bile through the ordinary channel is compelled to pass it off through the system, causing nervous troubles, Malaria, Bilious Fever, etc. You who are suffering can well appreciate a cure. We recommend Green's Au gust Flower. Its cures are mar velous. Seaside Lodge of Astoria, Oregon, has 250 members. Fifty were taken in last year. Good for Seaside, she will never be left by the roadside. Anchor and Shield, Chicago, Ills. The fishermen on the Coquille got the benefit of a large run of salmon last week. Alf. Maohado's catch one night, with seines and gill nets, was 1,400. Coos Bay News, 3. Ludlow's Ladies' $3.00 Fine Shoes; also Flexible Hand turned French Kids, at p. j. Goodman's. ADVICE TO aiOTHEIlH. Mrs. Wtnsi.ow's Soothing Syrup should always be used for children teething. It soothes the child, softens flip fmraa nllni'a nil nain mnu n.;n t'.v ,... ....hj u ua. -t..l, l.ll;9 IHUll cholic, and is the best remedy lor diar- rncea. l weniy-nve cents a Dottle. Telephone Lodging House. Best Beds in town. Rooms per night 50 and 25 cts per week S1.50. New and clean. Private entrance. Weinhard's Beer." And Free Lunch at the Telephone Sa loon, 5 cents. CABLEGRAMS AND WLBEGEAMS. Latest News Prom The Atlantic Ooast. Mr. Thnrman's Opinion of The Senate Bill, BiEinKanAM. Ala.. Oct. 6. The McClellan hotel was burned at fonr o'clock this morning. A panic oc curred among the guests. J. A. Wetherby of the Evening Chronicle, jumped Irom the third story window and was killed. His sister and niece also jumped and were seriously hurt. WINFIELD PEOPLE DISTURBED. St. Louis, Oct. 6. A special from Winfield. Kansas, states that there is a great excitement in that vicinity owing to the discovery of a secret military order of anarchists, known to exist in Cowley and Sumter coun ties. A man named Pryor formerly of St. Louis, is given as the leader of the band. The agitation is increased by the discovery that several well known citizens are members of it The discovery was made by a de tective who was initiated into the order. CAB CONDUCTORS' STBIKE. Chicago, Oct. 6. The strike of the car conductors and cable gripmen on the north side was inaugurated this morning at six o'clock. Not a car is running on the entire north division. Sidewalks have been filled with pedestrians headed for 'the business portion ot the city since an early hour. Express wagons and rattle traps of all descriptions on which temporary seats have been fixed are being run by the strikers and others. Thus far no violence on the part of the strikers have been reported and none is expected. The managers announce that no attempt will be made to start the cars until Monday. The west side car meu have given out that they will strike at midnight. Thus to-morrow three-fourths of the city will be with out cars. The management of the north division have engaged 150 new men. Everything remains quiet. JUDGE THUBMAN'S OPINION. Pittsburg, Oct. 6. In an inter view with judge Thnrman to-day. he said of the senate tariff bill, it is a badly planned meas ure and only aggravated the matter. "I notice they copy after the Mills' bill very largely. 1 haven't read it yet in its entirety, but I know enough about it to say that it is not nearly as good a measure as the Mills' bill. It is nothing more than a bid for votes. They keep up the tariff on the manufactured articles, to capture the votes of the manufacturers, and likewise, the duty on raw materials to please the farmers, it is a badly mixed affair." RIVAL DISPATCH COMPANIES. Sn Francisco, Gal., Oct 6. The Commercial Fire Dispatch company has brought suit against the San Francisco Fire Dispatch company and Wm. J. Brady to recover 810,000 for alleged libel and for cause of ac tion avers that the Commercial com pany was engaged in the business ot informing clients and patrons of any fire which might occur in their places of business; that on September 15th last the defendant Dispatch company published a letter addressed, to-wit, by defendaut Brady, reflecting upon the acts of the plaintiff company in its business, to the effect that it hnd not fulfilled its contract with its patronB and therefore did not do effi cient service. It is charged that tho publication was false, which fact the defendants knew; thnt by reason of said publication the plaintill com pany has been damaged in the sum sued for. a mo claim. San Francisco, Cal., Oct 6. Louis Sloss and L. L. Baker, as assignee of Wm. T. Coleman & Co., have brought suit to recover 845,255.25 from the British Columbia Packing company, of San Francisco, claimed to be due Coleman & Co. upon an open and current account BANKS IN TROUBLE. Fall River, Oct. C. The Union Savings Bank's losses figure up 8240, 000. It looks now as though it may wreck both that and the National Un ion Bank. FOREIGN DISPATCHES. nian-piticKD flour. London. Oct. 6. The Corn Millers' association at their meeting in Leeds to-day advanced the price of flour Is 6d a bag of eighteen stone, making a rise of seven shillings a bag within seven weeks. The advance is duo to the poor condition of English wheat and the increased value of foreign wheat A POLITICAL UNION. Toronto, Oct 6. A letter from Erastus Winans says that it is not unlikely that a resolution will be re ported for concurrent action in both houses of congress declaring it the duty of the president to open negotia tions with Great Britain looking to a political union between the English speaking nations of this continent. The condition attending this invita tiou to Canada is understood to be that the United States shall assume the debt of Canada, 8300,000,000. defeat of ishae. Simia, Oct 6. The troops of the Ameer of Afghanistan defeated the forces of Ishak of Khan, tit Tashnr gan. THEATER BURNED. London, Oct. 6. The Theater Royal at Dundee, was burned last night. For First Place. A great amount of political engineer ing will be done by friends of candidates to secure for their man the first place on the ticket, and tho best man will prob ably secure the coveted place. Then if indorsed by the majority of the people, the election is assured. Electric Bitters has been put to the front, its merits passed upon, has been indorsed, and unanimously given the first place anion C remedip.i rwnliarlv ndantpd to theielief and cure of all Diseases of Kidneys, Liver and Stomach, Electric Bitters, being guaranteed, is a safe in vestment. Price 5oc and SI per bottle at ubo. u. Element's Drug store. BACK FBOM "THE STATES." The Usual Experience of a Pacific Coaster. Capt, Al. Harris, of the life saving service, got back yesterday, from a visit to the white settlements. He has taken a run through New York, Pennsylvania, Canada, eta, tho first time for 23 years since coming west His is the usual experience. When he got home he felt disappointed. Babies that he had left in their cradles were sedate, matrons; boys that he used to buy balls for were grave business men with children at school; folks that weren't in existence at all when he left were on deck, and of those that he used to know, many of them had gone to sleep. The hills weren't so high, the trees weren't so big, the river had shrunk up; the creek that he fished in was dammed up and covered with mills; the site of the little red school house he used to go to school in was cov ered by a plate glass factory; the cornfield he used to shoot robins in was covered by big buildings. He hadn't been "back home" more than three days before he dropped on one thing that every body does who goes back east from the Pacific; coast He had to "go slow" in telling about things out here. He had to go under the truth, for the exact facts would be incredible. To tell a man that we raised fifty bushels -of wheat to the acre made him mad, to tell of our logs 100 feet long 24x24 started him to swearing, and to talk of a 75-pound Astoria salmon capped the climax. So that everything had to be toned down and understated or he would lose his character as a truth ful man. In the rural districts a dollar is a big lot of money, and a man who spends four bits at the village store is a little tin god on wheels. Cents are carefully counted and a penny more or less will send a man to the other town to do his trading. Down in Bradford, Pennsylvania, the gas lamps were alight all day long. It was easier to let them burn than to bother about putting them out Natural gas, everywhere. When a woman got the dinner on the stove she turned on tho gas and the whole business was cooked in less than no time. In northern and western New York state the people are wild on politics. Every old farmer has a piece of bunting on his house or fence, and all that Capt. Harris saw say that they will vote for Harrison and protection. A good many told him that in November, '84, election day was wet and they didn't bother about going to the polls, be cause they were sure Blaine would be elected anyhow, but this year they were going to turn out to a man and get ii) a vote forHarrison,if it took a leg. The New York Democrats are very confident and will slap up money to cover any proposed bet on Harrison. In Indiana the people are plumb crazy. The whole state is a political battlefield and both parties are mov ing heaven and earth and the other place to carry tho state. Capt. Harris got the impression that Harrison's election was as sure as sunrise. " He brought back some magnificent views of Niagara Falls: says he is glad to get back, nnd never realized so clearly what a grand placo Oregon and Washington is to live in nnd how much better off we are out here thau the folks "baok in the states." Cheap! Cheaper! Cheapest! D. L. BECJU SONS Hnve n few dozen of Cheap Plates and Cups and Saucers Left And also an Glass Ware and Lamp Chimneys That they will guarantee to see less than San Francisco or Portland wholesale prices. OnrJ3AN GOODS are nearly all sold, bnt we have a few cases of Left that we are offering less than cost to save paying freight on them baok to San Francisco. LANTERNS at Lb fa Ever Heart of on the River. Brooms, Pails, Tubs, At less than cost. And a variety of other goods at prices ruinous to ourselves, but beneficial to the buyers. jgyit will pay you to buy NOW, oven if you do not want the Roods for six months, the prices are so low. Better secure these BARGAINS while you can get them, than to wish you had when you havejto pay 50 to 100 per cent more after we are gone. NOW is your chance, improve it during the short time we shall remain here. D. L. BECK & SONS. Cloak Department. DRESS GOODS Department. LISLE Hosiery Department. Leading Dry Goods and Clothing those wonderfully assortment of AEEIYED ! Our first selection of FALL and Winter Cloaks now on exhibition. Comprising the very latest styles in Ladies' Misses and Children's garments; FRENCH BROAD CLOTHS. An ele gant assortment of Broad Cloths, suitable for Ladies' Tailor Made Suits, in the very latest shades. Call and examine them. -i AND SILK Having received from New York during the week one of the finest selections of Fancy, Stripe, Embroid ered and high colored Hose, late de signs, ever shown in Astoria. Owing to the lateness of the sea son these goods will be sold re markably cheap. i i C. H. COOPER THE Strike It Rich! BUY YOUR Groceries! Provisions OF Foard & Stokes Tlielr largely Increasing trade enable them to self at the very lowest margin ol profit while giving you goods that are of first class quality. Goods Delivered All Over the City. The Hlghoat Price Paid for Ju n k. The Str. Telephone Fast Time Between Portland and Astoria. Leaving Astoria Monday,.... C a. m, " Tuesday. 2 :30 v. m. " " Wednesday...7 p.m. ' " Friday 7 p.m. " " Saturday. 2:30 P.M. Close connections at Kalamato the Sound ; at Astoria with the Qcn. Miles lor Ilwaco, Oysterville and Grays Harbor; at Portland with the O. & C. R. R.. and west Bide trains, P. & W- V. R. R ; Vancouver and Oregon City boats, and Eastern bound trains. T1LLAMOOK, Shoalwater Bay and Gray's Harbor The P. & C. S. S. Co.'s Steamer "ALLIANCE," Will sail from PORTLAND for SHOAL WATER BAY and GRAB'S HARBOR Fare to Tillamook and Gray's Harbor, J6. Shearwater Bay. t3. From Astoria Si less. Freight, merchandise $5. Flour and mill feed excluding bran. Si. Freight to Shoal water Bay 94. If sufficient freight offers a trip to Yaquina and Coos Bay will be made early In-August. F. R. STRONG. President. C.P. UPSHUR, Agent Astoria. Magnus G. Crosby Dealer In HAM ABE, IRON, STEEL: Iron Pipe and Fittings, 8TOVE8. TINWARE AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEET LEADSTRIP LEAD SHEET IRON, RLo. and Copper. HOSE, House of Astoria. MURRAY & CO., GROCERS And Dealers In I Special Attention Given to Filling Of Orders. A FULL LINE CARRIED And Supplies furnished at Satis factory Terms. Purchases delivered In any part of the city. Office and Warehouse In Hume's New Building on Water Street. P. O. Box 153. Telephone No. 37. ASTORIA. OREGON. -THE- DIAMOND PALACE! GUSTAV HANSEN, Prop'r. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fine Diamonds g Jewelry At Extremely Low Prices. All Goods Bought at This Establishment Warranted Genuine. Watch and Clock Repairing A SPECIALTY. Corner Cass and Sqnemoqna Street. Van Dusen & Go. DEALERS IN Hardware and Ship Chandlery, Pure Oil, Bright Varnish, Binacle Oil, Cotton Canvas, Hemp Sail Twine, Cotton Sail Twine. Lard Oil, Wrought Iron Spikes, Galvanized Cut Nails. Agricultural Implements, Sewing Machines, faints, Oils, Q-rooerlea 3E3to. WILL Cut Faster AND ' EASIER Than any oth er axe made. Hundreds or woodmen tes tify to its supe riority. It goes Deep and Jferei Sticks. CARNAHAN & CO., Agent Atorir, Price, $1.50.. Cannery Mies r"1' -., 1 lcffijTptb SXEi I, uarajms ' J.C.I rullinger v ' ' a j J