?5??S5aSf5i?ii -CV3.--- ti-3" r ? CD VOL. XXXI WO (0 ASTORTA OREGON SUNDAY SEPTEMBER J). 1888 PRICE IVE CENTS ' " "' " - - ' ' -" i ... , ., . n 7. - i i .. ., . BUSINESS CARDS. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office on Cass street, 2 doors back of Odd 1 ellows Building, Astoria, Oregon. 1KKJI HANAGA, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Uojinfl, Pi thian Building. Astoria, Oregon. (' X01,ANI, AlTOKNEY AT LAW. ' iv in Kinney's Block, opposite II ill. Astoria, Oregon. City V Wdl.TOV. Q.C. KUI.TON 1'VK.TON BROTHERS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. .nit 6 suid G.Odd Follows Building. O U.TUOJWOS, Attorney at Law and Notary Public. Special attention given to practice in tlie U. M. Land Office, and the examination of land titles. A tul 1 set ot Abstract Books for caisop County in office. okfick Up stairs, opposite Telegraph Office. .5, . A. DUWI.IIY, -.Momey ml t'outiMf llur ut l.mv ii-: Clieiianuts Street, Astoria, Oregon i 1 Ii. WATSON. -Mty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. AM business before the I). .S. ljuid Office a l 1 dally. ASTOUIA, - - OltEllON. D It. J. K. , POItCK. DENTIST. itoomi 11 aim 12 Odd Fellows llnllding, ASTORIA. .... OREl'.ON, IM. A. I. AMI .1. A. KIII.TO.V I'lij'.sioiuiis mill Suri'ons. Office on Cass street, three doors south of Odd Fellow's building. leiepnone iso. 41. JAY TIITTIjK, 31. I. '! irtlOIAN AND SUKOKUN lrm-K-KoomsB Pythian Building. ItKsiDKMCK: SK corner Wall and West irth streets, opposite I, V. Case's. A. K. SHAW. DENTIST. liooms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner tUss and Kipieinou.ua -slieeis. Astoila irej;oii. J4JUS. Hit. OtVKVH-ADAlll, Office and residence, I). K. Warren's for mer residence. Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and or Hie Eye and Ear, .specialties. ")IC.O.i:.KSTKS. I'll YfclClAN AND SURGEON. iikvick : Oem Building, up stairs. Astoria, 1 tregon. I All. ALFJCKD KIXMIV, Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend pallents at his office, and may be found there at any hour. ric KItlXEt PAK. J'UYSICl AN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Office. Astoria. Oregon. Nil ITU. DENTIST. Rooms 1 and 2 Pythian C. H. Cooper's btore. Building over PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There is no occasion for the most fastidi ous of our citizens to send to Portland or San Francisco for Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work manship, and for less Money. Bv Leaving their Orders with MEANY. New Goods by Evory Steamer. Call and See Him and Satisfy Tonrneir. P. J- Meany. Merchant Tailor. AUCTION AND COMMISSION HOUSE. - MARTIN 0LSEN, Successor to E. C .Tlolden. The Oldest established Commission House In Oregon. Goods of all kinds sold on com mission. Auction Sales Kvery Saturday. General Ilepairing. Jobbing and Uphol steilug done. Fine stock of Furniture on hand. When you want Bargains in Household floods go to MAUTIN OI-HF-X For Sale Seaside Lois. CHOICE LOTS IN MULKEV'S ADDI tion to Ocean Grove for sile upon rea onahie terms. Now is the time to buy !e tore the boom. Apply to y GEO. NOLAND. Or C. K. Thomson. H.A The Appetite May be increased, the Digestive organs strengthened, and the bowels regulated, by taking Aycr's Pilb. These Pills are purely vegetable in their composition. They contain neither calomel nor any other dangerous drug, and may bo taken with perfect safety by persons of all ages. I was a great sufferer from Dyspepsia and Constipation. I had no appetite. and was constantly afflicted with Head ache and Dizziness. I consulted our family doctor, who prescribed for me, at various times, without affording more than temporary relief. I finally com menced taking Ayer's Pills. In a short time my digestion and appetite IMPROVED my bowels wero regulated, and, by tho time I finished two boxes of these Pills my tendency to headaches had disap peared, and I became strong and well. Darius M. Logan, Wilmington, Del. I wa3 troubled, for over a year, with Los3of Appetito, and General Debility. I commenced taking Ayer's Pills, and, before finishing half a box of this medi cine, my appetito and strength were re stored. 0. O. Clark, Danbury, Conn. Ayer's PilU are tho best medicine known to mo for regulating tho bowels, and for all diseases caused by a disordered Stomach and Liver. I suffered for over three years with Headache, Indigestion, and Constipation. I had no appetite, and as n cak and nervous most of the time. BY USING three boxes of Aver's Pills, and at tho same time dieting myself, I was com pletely cured. My digestive organs are now in good order, and I am in perfect health. P. Lockwood, Topeka, Kans. Ayer's Pills have benefited me wonder fully. For months I suffered from Indi gestion and Headache, was restless at night, and had a bad taste in my mouth every morning. After taking one box of Ayer's Pills, aU these troubles dis appeared, my food digested well, and my sleep was refreshing. Henry C. Hemmenway, Rockport, Mass. I was cured of the Piles by tho use of Ayer's Pills. They not only relieved me of that painful disorder, but eive mo in. creased vigor, and restored my health. John Lazarus, St. John, N. B. ft Ayer's Pills, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mas. Bold by all Druggists and Dealers In Medicine. Tzrzt'3 Mill, Texxs, Jnne to, lB-TJ.o Swirt Specllle Company, Allan:a,0n- On ilcmen : Ono ot my children was trim!!. 1 with liMMimatlsm und holla for about tw years. Wo cavo her various kinds of irJ -cine, but without pro? t, and began to di -u r of curing her at alt I wa ixrauadiMtotry jour Swltfs Specific. After shi- h id use I teteral bottles tQerils-a.scaalldteapticire.t, end tho Is now a hale, hearty and healthy Flrl twelve years old. Another child lir 1 11st become afflicted In the same way. nad I am uslns the S. S. S. and anticipate a pmr-.pt aad permanent cure N. 0. V.MGOo.vti-. Rial Hill, Mo, Jolv 7, ISSS-Tho Sulft Ppeclllo Com Atlanta, Ga. GcLtlenu-a : Oi r ll.tla girl when but threo weeks old brtik j cat with eczema. Wo tried tho prescription . from several Reed doctors, but without w y special benefit. Wo tried S. 8. S . and I y tt- 5 t line one bottle was gone her head lx-t.au to heal, and by the time tho liat tul-iu plx bottles sho was completely cored, ir tLj has a full and heavy head of hair a n-Lu-t. h.-arty child. I reel It but my duty to m ikj tals statement. Kespeclf ully, II. T. !uuo CniTTisooaA. Tent , June 17. 1S3T Tho Vw."i.s'J)eclflc Co. Atlanta, Cia. Uentlemen : I11 1SS0 1 contracted blood poison, and at onco urasht a physician, who treatf-d me for scv- ral months. By his advice I went to Crab urohard Springs. Kv where his course of treatment was carefully observed. I recov 1 red, as I thought, but tho next spring pim ples began to appear on my face and body. These .gradually increased to sores and run ning ulcers. I was advised to try 8. S. s., and 1 mmedlately after taking K I commenced to tmprove,Blowly at nret, hut more rapidly afterwards, and soon nothing remained to tell or my trouble. My blood Is now thor oughly cleansed, and my system free from taint, and I owe my present condition a perfect cure to your medicine. Ichcerfullr plva thla statement that others who have suffered as I have may reap tho tamo benefit. BiEPT M. Bubt, 21 West ninth St. Tioarcn, La., May 55. 1SSS The Swift Specife Co , Atlanta, Ga. Gentlemen : About two cars uzo my general health gave way en tirely. 1 was so debilitated that I ahnot deipalrcd pf ever feelinz welt again. All that the phys clans dono for me brought no I-iranerit relief. Frtends Insisted that I tSou,lA';e ,s- ft.3- a ralr trial, although I thought It would be throwing away money After taUng a thorough course, my bcaUn and strength returned, and I mustsay that s. S. s. prone cured we, as I discarded aU others while using It. As a tonic I can most heartily recommend It ; for general aebllltv It certainly is a specific. W.T-'.Banxits,J.K IIOVEE. La. I know Mr. W. P. Bridges, and will say that his utatement la correct; Joseph SntLTOs. DnurclsL Trcatlse on Blood and Skin Diseases malic 1 ree. The Swtvt Spceipir- rn r TT1 S Atlanta. Ua. HI O JOHN A. MONTGOMERY Has a First Class STOCK. Rare Chance. Selling Off at Cost and Less. As we are coins to close 1111 lmsinpoo in Astoria, now Is the time for von tn hmr goods cheap, especially Crockery and Olais ware, wincii we are. seiung less man you will ever bo able to get them again. Call Early and Socure Your Pick of the Bargains. D. L. BECK & SONS, Iwiims MARK FiifnSiiniKm.'fl A Sailor's Little Joke- Recently a reporter for the Mail and Express dropped in an East Side restaurant before going to bed and took a seat very near the door. "While waiting for his order his attention was directed to two sailors who had followed him in and taken seats on the opposite side of the room. Both of them were more or less tipsy, but while one was in a condition bordering on the paralytic, the other was just full enough to be cute. An evidence of these two degrees of drunkenness was had during their stay in tne piace, ana auorded much amusement to the people who sat at tho adjoining tables. The men ordered clams. The drunkest of the two asked for little necks on the shell, and after giving his order lapsed into that somnolent state that the writer has been told by those who have ex perienced it is little short of heavenly. The other sailor called for a clam stew. The first one's order was brought and placed before him,but the stew had to be made. He who had ordered the raw moved not, and his chum quietly drew the clams across the table and devoured them, which done, he pushed the empty shells and plate back to its place in front of the sleeping tar. By this time the stew was ready, and this, too, was soon dispatched, but just as No. 5. was eating the last of it he who had called for the raw woke up. Ho looked enquiringly at his friend getting away with the stew and then at the empty shells. Ihen he smacked his lips and wiped his mouth vith the back of his hand, and was just about to say something, when No. 2 asked: "Well, Tom, you through?" The sleeper was uncertain as to whether he had eaten the clams or not, but he made a wry face and replied, "I guess so," a'nd picking itp me cnecK, went up to the cash ier, paid it and departed. As tho -jtwo went out, however, he who had .kept awake turned aside, and putting riis finger to the side of his nose, said to the waiter: "Are you on? That's the sec ond time I've done him to-night." Dyspepsia and indigestion are killins more people than rum, ten times over. When a man lias dyspepsia his stomach Is always with him and he is always conscious of it. Jle can't sleep, his food doesn't taste right, he's morbid. Your stomach oucht to be your best friend, and it will be if after eatinjj you will take a little Simmons Liver Regulator to assist digestion and allay all irrita tion. "After eating a hearty supper, ifl take about a teaspoonful of Simmons Liver Regulator. 1 never feel the effects of the supper eaten." Ovid G. Spaisks, ex-Mayor of Macon, Ga. A Virginia orator demands that the government replace all its pa per currency with a supply of "coined notes" that is, a paper note not promising to pay a dollar in coin, but bearing the statement, "This is a dollar." How would the orator like to queuch his thirst after his speech with an empty glass labeled, "This is whisky?" An old time king of France is credited with saying: "A woman changes oft; who trusts her is the softest of the soft." But Eliza beth, queen of Romania, gave tho sterner sex a scorcher in the fol fel fol eowing: "Often the virtue of a woman must bo very great, since it has to suffice for both." Hills boro Independent. The liltln Tongue. Slander attcks is from behind. The bite is rarely felt unless unless It is mazlimiant nn,i persistent. Disease, too, oftMi steals upon us through a vital channoL The air we breathe affects the lungs-lf It be malarious It enters the blood, If It change too quickly in the temperature, it produces dispor XS !??? ,Whether Hosteller's Stom ach Bitters is taken to prevent or to remedy the. various forms of disease produced by miasma, such as intermittpnt- V.o. it" iSSerfg,5,?"S. Vi110.1" nutt5t. IU, mlUt yo?te ! svmptoras , the mala n5 t3fPe' but eradicates their cause. Dyspepsia, liver complaint, rheumatism bladder and kidney troubles are among the humanity-afflicting troubles which5 it promptly relieves and ultimately removes It is reported that sweeping cnanges are to take place in the command of the German army. A large number of generals, lieuten. ant-generals and major-generals will retire, and the leading com mands will be given to younger men, but they are soldieis of wide experience. or scrofulous, disorders, and mercurial diseases, the best reme dy is Ayer's Sarsaparilla". The Indiana Campaign. Indiakapolis, Sept. 7, The outside public may gain some faint idea of the magnitude of the great political battle that is just getting under way in every township and county . in Indiana when it is learned that the Democracy has 2,500 local speakers throughout the state, who have already can vassed their own counties and are now exchanging with adjoining counties. A majority of this army of orators is assigned for speeches every night in the week for two End three weeks ahead, when new assignments will be made. The democratic state committee facil itates the work by arranging as signments for local speakers through the district and county committees. The list of local speakers on the books of the Re publican state committee is not complete. As yet but 1,500 names are listed, which is an average of nearly iiftcen to each of the ninety-two counties. The work of assigning dates and places for this host of speak&is is largely done by the state committee. Both committees have large document rooms "where campaign congressional literature may be seen by the ton. These documents arrive and depart almost daily by the wagon load. It is expected that Judge Thurman will attend about a dozen meetings in Indi ana. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria (Then Baby was sick, we cave her Castoria. (Vhen she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, Then she became Miss, sho citing to Castoria, fThen oho had Children, she gave them Castorif It is rumored at Spokane Falls that chief Joseph, the leader in the Nez Perces war, and now on Moses reservation in "Washington territory, contemplated another uprising. The reservation .-igont denies the storv. Not a particle of quinine Jit-r any mineral substance is contained m Ayer's Ague Cure yot it is a warranted specthc for malaria. Some men never tumble, even when an idea strikes tliem.-Traas Styiincs. Jacksonville papers sneak of the fatal "Yellow Jack" as "Bronre John." P0WDE Absolutely Pure. This powder never vanes, A marvel of purity, strength and holesomeness. Jloro economical than the ordinary kinds, and can not bo sold in competition with the multi tude of low test, short weight, alum or vhos Bcato powders. Sold only in cam. Koyai. akino PowdkkCo. 100 Wall-st.. N. Y. D. W. CROvt lev & Co., Agents, I'ortland. Oregon. na ConcnmlySt., Foot of Jackson, Astoria. Or General Machinists an! Boiler Maters. Land and Marino Engines BOJIVEIt WORK. Steamboat Work and Cannery Work 1 A SPECIALTV, Castings of all Descriptions Made to Order at Short Notice. John Fox A. i. For ... President, and Supt. ... .Vice President ...............Sec. andTreas- J. O. HUST LEH... fey! Asto Iron f oris f5U. WEI GHT H SoF m H owl Its superior excellence proven in millions of homes for more than a quarter of a cent ury, it is used by tho United States Gov ernment. Endorsed by tho lic.uls ot the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest, and most Healthful. J)r. Price's Cream liakin;; l'owder does not contain Am monia. Lime, or Alum. Sold only in Cans. l'lCICE BAKING FOWDEIt CO., NF.W"OKK. rlUCAHO. ST. LOUIS. John 0. Dement. DRUCGIST. Successor to V.'. L Dement & Co. Carries Complete Stock of Drugs arid Druggists' Sundries, rrt-si-rlptlons 'nrcTnlly I'mnpniimled. Agent for Salva and Norwegian Mexican Pile Cure. J. O. CLINTON MtALKK IN C1CARS AND TOBACCO, rKUlI'S.HUlS, Candies. Smokers' Articles, Etc, New Goods Received Dally. OppoHit" City Hook Htoto. F.H.SURPRENANT&CO., SUCCESSORS TO &. O- 3EB. O i3 3 County Coronor.. Pirst Class Undertaking .ESTABLISHMENT. New Styles, Caskets and funeral material. Next to A8TOKIAX oflice. Seaside Bakery. Best Milli Bread ami CAKES OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturers of Fine Candles. AND Ornamental Confectionery And Ice Creams. Wholesale and Ketall Dealer lu Candles. joiiksox, iiuom. Allen & Krosel. Handsome Wall Paper, AUTISTIC DEC01JATION. Painting, Papering. Graining, Etc., Done In Satisfactory St j le and at Satisfactory Trices. Corner Jetfei-bon and Cass Sts., Astoria, Or. Of tho Chop House OivesYouaMeal And a Glass of Some thing to Drink. UNIVERSITY OF OREGON. EUCENE CITY. Next session begins on Monday, the nth of September, 1S&S. Free scholarships from every county In thestater Apply to your County Superin tendent. Four Courses : Classical, Scientific, Liter ary, and a short English Course In which there is no Latin, Greek, French or German. The English Is pre-eminently a Business Course. For catalogues or other Information, address J. W. JOHNSON, President. J! iDTHurc J "It Is not what ono makes. It Is what ono J j saves that makes them rich." f CASH. I. Xi. OSGOODS Clothing, furnishing Goods and Hat Store. j. o- Ties, Scarfs, Cuffs, Collars, Hos iery, Handkerchiefs, Suspenders, Cuff Buttons, Collar Buttons, Scarf Pins, "White Shirts, Percale Shirts, Fine JOvershirts, Flannel Underwear, Knit Underwear, Wool Underwear, Wool Pelt Hat's, Fur Felt Hats, Fur Stiff Hata, Water proof Clothing Hats, Caps, etc. J37"A child buys as cheaply at my counters aa tho most experi enced buyer. The moat experienced buys at my counters as cheaply as at any other counters west of the Rockies. Klnne -, Brlck Bulldiu" OSGOOD7 Opposlto liescue Engine ifo'use. JLSt03?i&, OrgOH. Street Cars running by the door. wiaXs1 -AND- ILING DECORATIONS! . ' 'T is: Ir fiOOO double roll of Wall Paper and Decorations of the latest styles and shades just reoeived direct from Eastern factories. Also a large assortment of MEFETS, " ' Of all grades in beautiful new designs New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains, China Matting, Etc., Etc. Call and examine. CHAS. HEILBORN. The New Model Range ' ' - CAM' BE HAD PASTORIA, ONLY OF E. R. HA WES, Aueni. cin and Examine Ifl You "wllllwHeased. e". BDawej Is- also Agent for the Buck Patent Cooking Stove, AND OTHER FIRST CLASS STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand. HOTELS AND KESTAURANTS CliniS. KVENSON. F.COOK THE Central Hotel EVENSON&WoK. On the European Plan. LARGE CLEAN ROOMS, A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Families, Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., Cooked to Order. WATER St., Opp. Foard & Stokes A FIRST CLA8S SALOON Run In connection with the Premises. Tho Best ot WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Good Billiard Tables and Private Card Rooms. PARKER HOUSE. n. B. PARKER, Prop'r. First Class In Every Respect. Thoroughly renovated and repaired through out. ; oi large sunny rooms. TWO DINING ROOMS. Tables supplied with everything the market anoros. Elegant Bar and Billiard Rooms. Finest Wines Liquors and Cigars. FREE COACH TO THE HOUSE. The Astor House, J.G.ROSS, - PROPRIETOR. Newly Repainted. Repaired. ReStted, Re furnished and Thoroughly Renovated, A Large, Clean,- eMejt House. RATES : From a Dollar a Day Upwards. First-class In all Its appointments, clean, neat, sunny rooms, well famished and well kept. YOU ARE INVITED TO CALL. "Free Coach to and from the House. ONE PRICE. Hen's Dresa Frock Snits, Men's Fine Dress Sack Suits, Men's Business Frock Suits, Men's Busi ness Sack Suits, Boys' (10 to 17 years) Dress Suits, Boys' (10 to 17 years) School Suits, Boys' (4 to 12 years) Knoo Pant Suits, Boys' 4 to 8 years) Jersey Knee Suits, Men's Fina Pants, Mon'a Working Panta, Men's Single Coats, Men's Singlo Vests, Boys' Long Pants, Boys' Knee Pants, Overcoats, Blankets, Qnilt3, Trunks, Valises, etc., etc. wkwrnm INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA FffiEMDIAHE INSURANCE CO. FRANK DEKUM President W. H. SMITH Vice-President JOHNA.CTIILD... .... ....Secretary No. 160 Second St, Portland, Or. I. W. Case, Agent, Astoria, Or. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe. North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial of California Agricultural, of Watertown, New York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool, Bug.. Eire Insurance Companies, Represent in a capital of $67,000,000. B. VAST D8E. Agent. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IS FIUST C&A8S COSIFANIKM Representing 813,000,000 PHCENIX, Hartford, Conn. HOME, New York. AGENCY PACIFIC EXPRESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Street Wharf - Astoria, Oregon. I. W, Case, BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available In any part ot the u. S. and Europe, and on Hong Kong, China Office Hoims : 10 a. m. to 3 p. 11. Odd Fellows Building, Astoria, Oregon. Robb & Parker, AGENCY OK Fire and Marine Insurance, With an Aggregate Capital of $10.000,0u0. IMPERIAL, of London. CALIFORNIA, of California. CONNECTICUT, of Hartford. OAKLAND HOME, of Oakland. LION, of London. FIREIIAN'S FUND, of California. Agents also for TRAVELLERS', of Hartford , , , , , . ., Life and Accident. Tickets sold lor the ALLAN Lino of Steamships, from Old Country to Astoria. ROBB & PARKER. At old offlee ot J. o. Bozortb, k i f!!2j!J?2'l.-?&&J sagSt1 ' tJBaSWA J3Ma&fc--..