- --. , CO VOL. XXXI NO ji ASTORIA OREGON SUNDAY JULY 8 1888 PRI(,E MVE CENTs BUSINESS CARDS. JOHH JO. S3UTH. ATTORNEY AT LAW. OHce, Room 4 and 5. over City Book Store. TJEKH KANAOA, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Room 9, Pythian Building. Astoria, Oregon. 'jKO. XOLAXU, ATTORNEY AT LAW. osice tn Kinney's Block, opposite City l3.11. Astoria, Oregon. i:. W. KULTOX. Q. C. FULTON I'vtncoa uuo'rnr.ns. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Uooms 5 and 6. Odd Fellows Building. 0. It. THOMSON. Attorney at Law and Hotary Public, Special attention given to practice In the U. s. Land Office, and the examination of laud titles. A lull set ol Abstract Books lor Clatsop County In offlce. , office Up stairs, opposite Telegraph unice. r l. A. BOWIiBV, J. Attorney and Counsellor nt Law Office on Chenamas Street, Astoria, Oregon I B. WATSON, - Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Alty, All business before the U. S. Land Ofllco a !eciaity, ABTOBIA, - - OKKOOS. VR. J. K. TiA. FOKUK. DENTIST. Rooms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building. ASTORIA, --- - OREGON, rvBS. A. J AND J. A. FULTON. Physicians and Surgeons. Offlce on Cass street, three doors south of Odd Fellow's building. Telephone No. 41. TAX TUTXIiK, 31. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office Rooms 6 Pythian Building. Residexcc : SE corner Wall and West 8th streets, opposite I. W. Case's, K. SHAW. DENTIST. Booms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria Oregon. M B8. DR. OWESS-ADAUt, nfflpB und residence. D.K. Warren's for mer residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and of the Eye and Ear, specialties. D K.O.B.E8TKS. PHYSICIAN AND SURUEON. Offick : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. D B. ALFBKD KIXNEV. Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his offlco, and may do rouna mere at nuj num. JAB. FBANK PAUB, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Offlce, Astoria, Oregon. p KLO F. PABKKK. SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AND City Surveyor of Astoria. Residence : Near Clatsop Mill. N. D. Raymond, Deputy. Offlce at City Hall. A. SMITH. DENTIST. Rooms 1 and 2 Pythian "Building over C. H. Cooper's Store. i H. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There Is no occasion for the most fastidi ous of our citizens to send to Portland or Ban Francisco for Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work manship, and for less Money. By Leaving their Orders with MEANY. New Goods by Every Steamer. Call aid See Him and Satliry Toreir. P. J. Meany. Merchant Tailor. AUCTION AND COMMISSION HOUSE. MARTIN OLSEN, Successor to K. 0 .Holden. The oldest established Commission House in Oregon. Goods of all kinds sold on com mission. Auction Sales Every Saturday. General Repairing, Jobbing and Uphol stering done. Fine stock of Furniture on hand. When you want Bargains in Household Goods go to MABTIK OI.BE.Sf The First Sign 01 failing health, whether in the form ol Night Sweats and Nervousness, or in a sense of General 'Weariness and Loss oi Appetite, should suggest the use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. This preparation is most effective for giving tone and strength to the enfeebled system, pro moting tho digestion and assimilation of food, restoring the nervous forces to their normal condition, and for purify ing, enriching, and vitalizing the blood. Failing Health. Ten years ago my health began to fail. I was troubled with adistressinc Cough, Night Sweats, "Weakness, and Nervous ness. I- tried various remedies pre scribed by different physicians, nut became so weak that I could not go up stairs without stopping to rest. My friends recommended me to try Ayer's Sarsaparilla, which I did, and I am now as healthy and strong as ever. Mrs. E. L. "Williams, Alexandria, Minn. I have used Ayer's Sarsaparilla, in my family, for Scrofula, and know, if it is taken faithfully, that it will thoroughly eradicate this terrible disease. I havo also prescribed it as a tonic, as well as an alterative, and must say that I honestly believe it to be the best blood medicino evercompounded. W. F. Fowler, M. D., D. D. S., Greenville, Tenn. Dyspepsia Cured. It would bo impossible for me to de scribe what I suffered from Indigestion and Headache up to the time I began taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla. I was under tho care of various physicians, and'tried a great many kinds of medicines, but never obtained more than temporary re lief. After taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla for & short time, my headache disap- S eared, and my stomach performed its uties more perfectly. To-day my health is completely restored. Mary Harley, Springneld, Mass. I havo been greatly benefited by the prompt use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It tones and invigorates the system, rccu- late3 tho action of tho digestive and assimilative organs, and vitalizes the blood. It is, without donbt, tho most reliable blood purifier yet discovered. EC. D. Johnson, 383 Atlantic avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y. tt Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Moss. Frloo 81; six bottles. 35. Wilson& Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Mills, FAIRBANKS SCALES. ASTORrA. OREGON. RESTAURANT R. L. JEFFREY, PROPRIETOR. Refitted, Ready For Business For The Season of 1888. Everything in Season and Nicely Served 10 Experienced Cooks, Obliging Waiters. 10 The best placed before our patrons. For-a Good Jleal, go to JEFF'S At the Old Stand, on Main Street flMnfl Tfl QfM A MONTH can be (DIUU IU uJOUU made -workiue for us. Agents preferred who can furnish their own horses and give their whole time to the busi ness. Spare moments may be profltably employed also. A few vacancies in towns and cities. B. K. Johnson & Co., 1099 Main St., Richmond, Va. w W JOHN A. K MONTGOMERY Q Has a First Class jj STOCK. m (A 0 The unitea States AN EDUCATED TEAMP. He Talks Philosophy With a Eeparter And is Supported by Pools. Among the tramps who haunt the shade of -Battery Park there is now and then a man of education and philosophic cast of mind. While waiting for the Gover nors Island boat recently a re porter fell in with such a man. In stead of giving a sketch of his life or an account of his travels he straightway began to moralize. His name was Merton, or Morton, and he claimed to bo a Harvard graduate. He said ho was a mem ber of a Boston publishing hrm. But there was a hard, brassy look about his countenance that gave the lie to everthing he said. His audacity alone commanded respect, and when ho assumed his most brazen air tho reporter gave him a quarter just or luck. When asked it pride did not sometimes make him wish to return to the world and be a man once more, he lifted his lazv eyes lan guidly and said: "Ao; 1 am happier than most people. Why shouldn't I be? I don't want for anything and never have any trouble to worry about. The ordinary man has business in terests and a wife and children to support.' For these he toils and denies himself. "What does it profit him? A thousand to one his ambition will be disapointud, and he grow tired of his wife. Men and women soon fade, and no one can be young for ever. Then the children will grow up and begin the battle of life, as their (father began it before them. Engrossed with their own cares they become estranged, and the father ends the struggle a worn- out, discontented old man, with nothing to hope for, and nothing to look back upon, except a weary life of hard work. How many succeed? How many arc satisfied in having attained their desires! Believe me, it is better to remain as I am. I have no responsibili ties, no ambitions and no work. "How do I manage to live? Thanks. Your action in giving me this quarter is the answer. Why you gave it to me I do not know. It may be that you are generous, or that I have amused you, or that it tickles your self es teem to indulge in these little nets of charity. Whatever motive may have prompted you, there are thousands who for some reason or other are willing to contribute to the support of just such philoso phers as I am. In plain words, I am a man who allows his living ex penses to be paid by the commu nity. This coin represents just 25 cepts worth of work which you have done for; me. No man need labor while so "many fools are will ing to support him." Neio York Telegram. The Opening of the Campaign. To open tho campaign with any hopes of speedy success, attack the enemy, malaria, before It lias a chance to intrench. An ob stinate foe 'twill prove if you don't go right at it If you are prudent, too. you will have fortified, npon the firstiutlmation of Its pres ence In- yonr neighborhood. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters Is the medicinal ammunition that you reauire. Every- form of malarial fever yields to this fine preventive and remedy. For constipation, liver complaint. uyspepsia, nervousness ana Kinney trouble It Is no less effective. Residents of malarial localities, and persons sojourning In or bound ror the great west, snouia select, tins med icine as a means of defence against the fre quent visitations of miasma. Those in delicate health, the aired and the enfeebled. should In every Instance resort to this sigual i.ivigorant. Use It for weak nerves. For quickness in raising money for business enterprises, Hutchi son, Kans., seems to outrank some of the large cities. They called a meeting out there for such a pur pose, and after the hall was filled locked the door. A local paper tells that work then began, and in just one hour and fifteen minutes the sum of $224,000 was sub scribed. Safe and sure to regulate the bowels, Ayer's Cathartic Pills never fail to give satisfaction. Recommended by eminent phy sicians. A French company with a cap ital of $17,000,000 is said to be waiting permission from the Rus sian government to begin work on a canal that will unite the Sea of Azof and the Black Sea. The work will take five years. Its concentrated curative power, make Ayer's Sarsaparilla the best blood purifier. An Atlanta (Gn.) ladv savs: "I visited a friend recently and she gave me a glass of wine. It was of a pale amber tint and had all the sDarkle arid'delicacv of flavor of champagne, and when opened popped louaiy. xs was enecuve, tnougn mnu as a-sumuiant, ana i thought it very fine. I asked what variety of grape it was made from, and mv friend told me it was made of rose leaves, 'take the freshlv nicked leaves' she said. 'and put into a jar alternately a layer of leaves and sugar and pour over all. a little cold water. In four days strain, let it tand a week and then bottle for use.' The wine is a delightful beverage." The stramgo habit of an aged Albany (N. Y. ) woman of using the" Rural Cemetery for a dormitory on special occasions has just come to light. The woman in question is a widow, named Briggs, whose husband died, about eight years ago and wa3 buried, in the cemetery. For some time .she has been in the .habit of making two-day pilgrim ages to her husband's grave. She always carries with her a sufficient quantity of food to last through her vigil, and blankets to serve as a covering during the night. - She claims that she spends the night in converse with her departed spouse. The Pittsburg Steel Casting company has just shipped to the ordinance department in Washing ton a one-fourth actual size wooden model of a new gun. The gun is intended to be fired by cnlmensitc, a new explosive recently patented bv Dr. Stephen Emmciis. It is "said to be much superior to both gun-pnmlcr and dynamite. 1-lie projectile the new gun will throw will, it is expected, do a thousand times more damage than that fired By a powder gun. The company will cast the gtin.fo'r the emmen site experiments. It tlie food Is not properly digested it becomes cortupt, snd poison Hie system it is intended to nouiisli. This is indigestion. "Mv wife ha? suffered fornipny years with indigestion. After trywjt eicry thinj; olse recommended, she tried Sim mons Liver Regulator. In three dajs after taking it according to directions jIir was in perfect health; she does not suffer at all and can eat anything she w.iiiU w.tl'out any of lur prcv,ou -Mil J)1 01:1 .'' V. C.Sunnr.', Ijaiiibridt;?, G.i. At Canton, China, some 250,000 people live continuously upon boats, and many never step foot on shore from one years end to another, the voung children have a habit' of continually .-falling overboard and thus cause a great deal of trouble in effecting a res cue, while in many instances tlrs is impossible and a child is drowned. Floats are attached to the male children so that they can be fished out "when they tumble into the river. The females arc without such protection and are usually left to drown. A portable electric light has been patented, designed to be used"' by people. desiring to read at night on a railroad train. It is arranged to hang upon a button of one's coat, and with a parabolic reflector to concentiate the light The storage battery for this lamp weighs only one and one-half pounds. P0WDE Absolutely Pure. This powder never vanes, A marvel of purity, strength and wholesomeness. More economical than the ordinary klmls.and can not be sold in competition wun me multi tude ol low test, short weight, alnm or phos phate powders. Sold only in cans. Kcital Baktko Powder co. iog wau-st.. n, . B ii ROYAL powder ji J AJUHg The attention of the Queen of England is to be drawn to the fact that tho woman who "made the lining for the superb carriage in which her majesty rode on jubilee la last year, is on the verge of starvation. The poor creature is a cripple, bent almost double, and has lived and worked in the samo room for thirty years. The lining was exquisite work, but the woman was paid only 21d. per yard, and by working from dawn till mid night she was able to make just six yards. Every American bov and girl should know how to make the American flag in its proper pro portions. The rule in the navy is thisi "The flag is thirteen stripes wide and twenty-one stripes long. The union (blue) is seven stripes square. There is one star for each state in the Union." "The bandana" is an imported article, and has no regulation size. At Springfield, Mo., Tuesday, Lawrence Russell, a laborer, was arrested for maltreating his 10- year-old son. He is accused of tying the boy to a plank, smearing his face with molasses to attract insects, and leaving him in that position fur hours at a tune, and wi.ii othi-r- similar cruelties. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria (Vhen Baby was sick, wo gave her Castoria. (Vhen sho was a Child, she cried for Castoria, iVhen she became Miss, sho clung to Castoria, iVhenshehad Children, she gavo them Castorli A widow named Reis, is draw ing a pension of $230 a year in Germany because "her husband was the inventor of the telephone. Very few things have been in vented so much as the. telephone. Iowa coal minere are workine- for 85 cents per ton from ADril to October, and 90 cents per ton for tlie rest ot the year. SJU- WEIGHT HURE iBO- JL Its superior excellence proven In millions of homes for.more than a quarter of a cent ury. It Is used by the United States Gov ernment. Endorsed by the heads ot the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest, and most Healthful. Dr. Price's Cream linking J'owder does not contain Am monia. Lime. r Alum. Sold only in Cans. 1'ItlCE ltAKINQ POWUEK CO., NEW VORK, CHICAGO. ST. LOUIS. To Gray's Harbor. The Steamer GEN. MILES. W. P. Whitcomr, Master, Will leave for Grays Harbor Every Tuesday. For Freight or Passage apply to J. II. I, CKAY Agent I. S. N. Co. Typewriting. SHO THAND, COPYING. Correspondence, Legal Work of all kinds, done by the hour, day er month, at Type writing onlec, ono door below Teleuraph Ofllce. G. A. STINSON & CO.. BLACKSMITHING, U t'apt. Itogers old stand, corner ot Cass and Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work, Horsesboetnz. Wagons made and repaired. Good work guaranteed. ' Notice. NOTICE IS nEREBY GIVEN THAT THE .undersigned has applied "to the County Court of .Clatsop county to have his name changed to John'WlIson, and his petition therefor has been set for hearing on Sat urday, July Hth, 1888. JOHN ESKOLA. CASH. not what ena j "It Is saves that makes them rich." SAVE MONEY ! - AT - I. L. OSGOOD'S, Who purchaaes his goods direct of strictly for UASH and at 'ONE PRICE to all alike under a lower expense and smaller profit than any other house on tho Pacific Coast. .SFXCLSX. To my nnmcrons patrons for. the past year, and to any others whom it may con cern, I will herein state I havo just completed my invoice, and the reviewing of my past years' business ending . Jtme 1, 1883, and am very well pleased with the result, and the appreciationthat has been shown by the people of the lower Colum bia for a strict and one price house, I also extend my Binoere thanks and soliciting a continuance of your trade for -MEITS and BOYS' CLOTHING, FURNISHING GOODS, HATS, CAPS, TBCNKS, VALISES, UMBRELLAS, BLANKETS, S3?A child buys as cheaply at ray counters as the most experienced buyer. Country orders filled correctly and with dispatch. I. L. OSGOOD, Kinney's Brick Building. Opposite Kescus Engine House.' Street Oars running by the door. -AND- CEILING DECORATION 000 double roll of Wall Paper and Decorations of the latest styles and shades just received direct from Eastern factories. Also a large nssortment.oi . j G A R F E T S Of all grades in beautiful now designs New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains, China Matting, Etc., Etc. Call and examine CHAS. HEILBORN. HOTELS 'AHD,'IlESTAJAJfT8 CHRIS. SVUNSON. F.COOK THE Central Hotel EVENSON & COOK On the European Plan. LARGE CLEAN BOOMS, A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Families, Etc. Transient Custom Boircited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, Kte Cooked to Order. WATEB8I., Opp. Foard, ft Htoke A FIRST GLASS SALOON Bun in connection with the Premises. The Best oi WINES, LIQUORS AND CIQAR8. Good Billiard Tables and Private Card Rooms. PARKER HOUSE. II. B. FARILEB, Prop'r. First Class In Every Respect. Thoroughly renovated and repaired through out ; S7 large sunny rooms. TWO niNINr ROOMS. Tables supplied with' everything the market Elegant Bar and Billiard Booms. Finest Wines Liquors and Cigars. FEEE COACH TO THE HOUSE. THE Casino Restaurant One block from the O. B. ts N. Dock, M. M.SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Meal For 25 Gents. Oysters In any Style, 25 eents. In connection with this Popular Bestau rant Is run a flist-class Saloon, well stocked with choicest Wines, liquors and Cigars. The Astor House, J.G.ROSS, - PROPRIETOR. Newly Repainted. Repaired, Remtedr Ee f umlshed and Thoroughly Renovstted;.- Larp, Clean, -H"fell-teBtHouufi. RATES: From a Dollar a Day Upwards. First-class In all Its appointments, elean, neni, sunny rooms, wen lurnisncu and well kept. YOU ARE INVITED TO CALL. tS?Fre Coach to and from the House. r ONE PRICE. "y Buying Your Goods the manufacturer, and sells them Astoria, Oregon. INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA M A! MAUE INSURANCE CO. FRANK DKKTJM -...President W. H. SMITH. Vice-President JOHN A. CHILD -Secretary No. 160 Seeond St. Portland, Or. I. W. Case, Agent, Astoria, Or. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe. North British and Mercantile of London nnrl Krilnhnnrh Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial ol California Agricultural, of watertown. New York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool, Eng.. Fire Insurance Companies, Bepresent ln a capital of SScoaooo. i. IAS UUHM, Agent. J. 0. B0Z0RTH. FIRE INSURANCEACENT. Insurance written in first class English and American companies at lowest going rates. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IX FIRST CLASH COMPANIES Representing 813,000,000 PHOENIX, Hartford, Conn. HOME, New York, AGENCY PACIFIC EXPRESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Street 'Wharf - Astoria, Oregon. W. L. Robb, Fire insurance and Commission Representing, FIRE ASSOCIATION, of London. CALIFORNIA, of San Franeisco. . 8TATE,.of Salem. .Rents Collected. Offlco. rear of Odd bellows Building, on Cass Street. I. 7, Case, BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available In any part of -the 0. B. and Europe, and on Hong Kong, China OrriCK norms : 10 x. it. to 3 p. m. Odd FKLLOwgBrptpraa, As(o"rIa Oregon. Spring HEaiinery, .. NOVELTIES-AND FANCY GOODS. AT Mrs. W. J, JBARY'S, Next to Odd fellows Building. Stylish. Fresh" Rfeasonabfe in Price. Plumes. Hats, Ribbons. A Pine Stock'now Open for Inspection. MBS. W, J. BARRY. makes, tt Is what one