0) VOL. XXX. NO. 117. ASTORIA. OREGON. SATURDAY, MAY J9r J88S. PRICE MVE CENTS. BUSINESS CARDS. (Otis a. SMITH. ATTORNET AT LAW. Office. Room 4 and 6. over City Book Store. Gr KO. XOI.AXD. ATTORNEY AT LAW. il.ee In Klnney'8 Block, opposite City Hall. Astoria, Oregon. ! W. FOX-TOX. o. c. folton FUJVTOH BROTHERS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. .looms 5 and 6, Odd Fellows Building. 0. K. THOMSON . Attorney at Law and Notary Pnblie. special attention Riven to practice In the I', a. land Office, and the examination ot laud titles. A lull set ot Abstract Books tor Clatsop County In office. orncB Up stairs, opposite Telegraph Oillce. I (. A. BOWI.B1', xctorney and Counsellor at taw oaice on Chenaraus Street, Astoria, Oregon F. I. WX2KTOM ATTORNEr AT LAW. itooms No. It and 12, Pythian Castle Bulld- rj E. WATSOX, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All business before the U. S. Land Office a peclalty, Astoria, - - OnsaoN. rK. J. K. IiA FOltCK, DENTIST. itooms 11 and 13 Odd Fellows Building, ASTORIA. .... OREGON, UM. A. It, AND J. A. tfUIVTON. Physicians and Surgeons. Office on Cass street, three doors south of iniareuows Duuaing. Telephone No. 41. FAY TUTTIjK, 31. D. TU VSICIAN AND SURGEON Orjoic Rooms 0 Pythian Building. Residence : SK corner Wall and Wet Xh streets, opposite I . W Case's. K. SHAW. DENTIST. Rooms In Allen's Building, up stain, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria Oregon. IT111- nR- OWKXS-ADAUt, Office and residence, D. K. Warren's for mer residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and of the Eye and Ear, specialties. TB.O.B.ESTK8. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Okficf. : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. rK. ALFRED KINNEY, Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will oulv attend n&tlent.s at hU nftle. mid may be found there at any hour. TJB. FRANK PAB, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Office, Astoria, Oregon. Q.KI.O K. FABKER, SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY Aim City Surveyor of Astoria. Residence : Near Clatsop Mill. N. D. Raymond, Deputy. Office at CU Hall. H. A. SMITH. DENTIST. Rooms. 1 and 2 Pythian Building over C. H.' Cooper's Store. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There is no occasion for the most fastidi ous of our citizens to send to Portland or 8&n Francisco for Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work manship, ana for less Money. By Leaving their Orders with MEANY. New Coods by Every Steamer. Call and See Him and Satisfy Yourself. P.J Moany. Merchant Tailor. AUCTION AND COMMISSION HOUSE. MAETIN OLSEN, Successor to E. C. Holdeu. The oldest established Commission House In Oregon. Goods of all kinds sold on com mission. Auction Bales Every Saturday. General Repairing, Jobbing and Uphol stering done. Fine stock of Furniture on hand. When you want Bargains in Household Goods go to MARTIJT OL8K.N AVCD'O Sugar-Coated A! (all W Cathartic If tho Liver be- Q I I O comes torpid, if the i 8 hnbiW bowels are constipated, or If the stomach falls to performitsfunctions properly, use Ayer's Pills. They are invaluable. For some years I was a victim to Liver Complaint. In consequence ot -which I suffered from General Debility and Indi gestion, a. lew Dozes oi .avers ruis restored me to perfectjiealtii. W. T. Brightney, Henderson, V. Va. For years I have relied more noon Ayer's Pills than anything else, to Regulate my bowels. These Pills aro mild in ac tion, and do their work thoroughly. I have used them, with cood effect, in cases of Rheumatism and Dyspepsia. 6. F. Miller, Attleborough, Mass. Ayer's Pills cured me of Stomach and Liver troubles, from which I had suffered for years. I consider them the best pills made, and would not be without them.' Morris Gates, Downs ville, N. Y. I was attacked with Bilious Fever, which was followed by Jaundice, and was so darmerouslv ill that my friends despaired of my recovery. I commenced taxing Ayer a jtruis, ana soon regained, my customary strength and vigor. John 0. Pattison, Lowell, Nebraska. Last spring I suffered greatly from a troublesome humor on my side. In spite of every effort to cure this eruption, it in creased untu tne nesu oecame enureiy raw. I was troubled, at the same time, with Indigestion, and distressing pains in The Bowels. By the advice of a friend I began taking Ayer's Pills. In a short time X was free from pain, my food digested properly, tho sores on my body commenced healing, and. in less than one month. I was cured. Samuol D. White, Atlanta, Ga. I have long used Ayer'a Pills, in my family, and believe them to bo the best pills made. S. C. Darden, Darden, Miss. Mywife and little girl were taken with Dysentery a few days ago, and I at once began giving; them small doses of Ayer's Pills, thinking I would call a doctor if the diseaso became any worse. In a short time the bloody discharges stopped, all pain went away, and health was restored. Theodore Esling, Richmond, Va. ft Ayer's Pills, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Aye r & Co., Lowell, Ham. Sold by all Dealers In Medicine; WilsonJ Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWAEE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Mills, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OREGON. IF YOU HAVE no appetite, IndlRcntlon, Flatulence, Sick Hrndache, "all run down," losing UeftU. J mi wul uiiu tho remedy jouncetl. They tono np the weak stomach and BUILD UP the flnjrslnjr energies. Sufferer from mental or physical overwork will find great rrtlir from them. Elegantly HUgar coated. Price, 35 cents per box. SOLD EVERYWHERE. OSes, 44 Murray St., New York. Tie Unite! States RESTAURANT si, Li JEFFiilES, PROPRIETOR. Refitted, Ready For Business For ' The Season of 1888. Everything in Season and Nicely Served OI 1- Experlonced cooks, Obliging Walters. IO The best placed before our patrons. For a Good Meal, go to JEFFS At the Old Stand, on Main Street, fiJinn Tfl QOnn A MONTH can be vDlUU IU vDuUU made working for us. Agents preferred who can furnish their own horses jmdgtTe their whole tune to the busi ness. Spare moments may bo profitably employed also. A few vacancies In towns and ciUes. B. F. JOHNSON & Co., 1099 Main St., Richmond, Va. a ini nnii ursniis PKOPITABLE LAZINESS. How Martin's SMftlessness Made Him Bich. Nez Perce I. T.News. About three years; ago Frank Mar tin sold his Horn Silver mine at Era for $56,000. By his drinking and gambling he has reduced this to about 81000 and his wife now petitions the Portland court to have a gardian ap pointed for him. Idaho Register. To read the above paragraph one would naturally say that there was nothing in it: that it was a common every-day occurrence. But read this; Three years ago Frank Martin was as worthless and lazy a vagabond as could well be produced one of those who never missed a meal or paid a cent. Ho resided at a place called Era, in Alturas county, in this territory, had no occupation and sponged his living from his brother, who had a small ranch and kept the Postoffice by tho roadside. One day his brother's wife requested Frank to cut some wood. He re fused. Whereupon she beat him out of the house with a rolling-pin and forbade him ever enter her door again. Sad and dejected at the condition of affairs, Frank walked up a hill in the rear of his once happy home until within a short distanco of its summit, when he sat down upon a flat rock, at the same time stretching out his legs and bracing his feet against a small bowlder in front of him. He had not been there long the bowld er gave way and went rolling down the hill. Frank raised himself and listlessly followed after the rolling stone and just here we will di gress and say that his then experi ence exploded the old aphorism that a "rolling stone gathers no moss" and picking it up, was surprised at its weight and appear ance. He showed the stone to some miners soon after, and they pronounced it horn silver ore of the richest character. Thereupon Frank prospected the place and soon found a ledge which paid big from the start, so that in less than a month after opening the mines Frank Martin's check was worth its face, from $3000 to $5000. lie had hosts of friends indeed his friends were red hot reaching from Houston on the north to Blackfoot in the center and Hallcy and Salt Lake in the east. Ono evening, after delivering n shipment of his ore to the reduc tion works at Hailey, Mr. Martin dropped into a restaurant and or dered a square meal. He was promptly served by a comely waiter-g'irl, and being in a some what hilarious mood, challenged the girl to marry him then and there. She accepted his proffer, a justice of the peace was sent for, and the twain were made one. About six months after this he sold his mine for the sum above stated, and, naturally enough, the tran sition from extreme indigence to much wealth unshipped what little intellect he had. Distress After Eating. This result of indicestion will no louger be experienced If Simmons Liver ltcguiator is taKen atter cacn meai. it is such a cood disestor. and so mild and oleasant in its effect that it is used by ihauy. after a hearty meal, to insure good digestion. The Regulator jdoes not nauseate or irritate me sioinacii, out cor rects acidity, dispels foul gases, allays irritation and assists the stomncli in its digestion. General Roseorans will be placed on the retired list of the United States army with the rank and pay of major-general, it tho bill pre pared by general Spinola is passed. This bill authorizes the nomination of such ex-army offi cers now in civil life as were pro moted for gallantry or good con duct to the grade of major-general and commandants of departments or divisions. In the week ending Saturday last, ovei fourteen thousand emi grants left Liverpool for the United States and Canada in about equal propoations. The leading transatlantic companies will con tinue to dispatch extra steamers from Liverpool to meet the enor mous exodus across tho Atlantic. London Times, April 23. "The unbridled and unlicensed press" is what Joseph H. Choate called it. I he press hastcnes to assure Mr. Choate of its distin guished regard and admits that it has no occasion for a bridle and does not require a license. Better Notions of Business. No branch of business has been more redeemed, organized and moralized by recent progress than that of publishing public journals. In former times the publisher dis tributed his product to a loose multitude, in driblets oi a dollar or two a year, trusting them to pay at some time when they could think of nothing else to do with their dollar or two. All that loose practice has gone by. Tho pub lisher does not cast his bread upon the winds and waters, not know ing that any will return. The man who asks credit for a paper nowadays is a very poor style of a man. To subscribe for a newspaper and ask th'e proprietor to chargo it, is now about as tough as to take a drink and ask tho barkeeper to charge it. Subscriptions and sales are for easb, and the publisher who buys paper gets valuo for that which goes out of his hands, and' does not have to say to the trust ing paper-maker, "I have scat tered it abroad with the pigeons, and the subscribers don't pay, and I can't." Under the ready pay system he has no cover for starting a paper as merely an irre sponsible adventure, running it a year or two at the cost of the paper-maker, to see if there is any thing in it. Falling hair may be prevented, Drashy hair made soft, and a re newed growth of the hair stimu lated by the use of Ayer's Hair Vigor. The losses by the floods in the upper Mississippi in the neighbor hood of Dubuque, Alexandria and Keokuk are voiv great. I he high water of 1881 has been passed at Keokuk, and fears aro growing that it will reach beyond the high est point ever known. Railroad trnflic is suspended, and all hopes of raising a crop are abandoned in many places. If your blood is vitiated, cleanse it without delay by the use of Aver a Sarsaparilla. A new revivalist, Rev. J. B Culpepper, has arisen in Georgia This is the way he preaches: "I would rather be a negro with red eyes, kinky wool, boneless nose and a hollow of the foot that makes ahole in the ground, than to play poker till 1 o'clock in the morning and go home and deceive my wife about it." Joseph R. Buchanan, editor of a Chicago laborpaperand a prom' inent nicmbor of the Knights of Labor, says all tho various reform parties will concentrate their strength for the attainment of one object upon a platform which they all endorse. The platform iB simply this: "Tho nationaliza tion of railroads and telegraphs." John Vice of Bath county, Ky., a poor man with a large familv, has just been granted a pension of 873 for total blindness. With back pay dating from the time of his affliction, he gets something like 14,000 in a lump. Algeria, which sixty years ago was nearly all waste land, hs now 9,000,000 of acres under cultiva tion. Its superior excellence proven In millions of homes for more than a quarter of a cent ury, it Is used by the United Mates Gov ernment. Endorsed by the heads of the Great Universities as the Strongest. Purest, and most Healthful. Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder does not contain Am monia, Lime, or Alum. Sold only In Cans. PRICK BAKING POWDER CO., NEW TOBK, CHICAGO. ST. LOtJIS. Johnnie Tied Him. Jones' fine dee: was out in the Jrard pulling the clothes off the ine and having so much fun that Mrs. Jones' patience w as entirely exhausted. "Go out there, John nie." she called to her hopeful son, "and tie that dog." "What must I tie him to, mother?" asked Johnnie. "Oh, tie him to any thing. I can't have him tearing everything to pieces." Johnnie went out, and in about ten minutes he returned. "Well," inquired the mother, "did you get him tied? You were long enough about it." ((Yes'm," said Johnnie, exultingly, "I got hira tied to a tin can, and the way he went down tne street was beautifut to look at," and Johnnie's laugh ended in a howl as his mother rcaehedfor him. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria (Then Baby was side, wo gave her Castoria. (Then she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, tVhen she becamo Miss, she clung to Castoria, iVhen shohad Children, she gave them Castorii The presidential campaign is to be strictly on the question, "Shall Amerioan industries be abandoned and American markets surren dered?" 0WDER Absolutely Pure. This powder never varies, A marvel of purity, strength and v. holesomeness. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and can not be sold in competition with the multi tude of low test, short weight, alum or phos phate powders. Sold 07lv in cans. Royal BAkino PowdkrCo. ioc Wall-st.. N. Y. CANDY Manufactured and For Sale at Wholesale Prices, at The Oregon Bakery A. A. CLEVELAND, Prop'r. Goo! Breai, Gate ani Pastry None but the Best Materials Used. Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers Bread delivered In any part ot the city. Seaside Bakery. Best Milk Bread and CAKEg OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturers of Flno Candles. and Ornamental Confectionery And Ice Creams. Wholesale and Retail Dealer In Candles. JOHNSON. BROM. The Akron Lacquers. THE UNDERSIGNED BEaPECTFULLY calls the attention of Cannerymen and others to the fact that he Is tho Pacific coast agent for the Celebrated Akron Lacquers, And is prepared to quote low prices on these goods. Samples famished on application. J, O. BOZORTH. The Str, Telephone Fast Time Between Portland and Astoria. Leaving Astoria Monday,..... 6 A. si, Tuesday.... 3 :30 v. m. " Wednesday 7 p.m. " Friday .7 p.m. " " Saturday 2 :30 p. m. Close connections at Kahuna to the Sound ; at Astoria with the Qen. Miles for Uwaco, Ovstervllle and Grays Harbor ; at Portland with the O. & C. R. ft., and west side trains, P. ft W.V. R. R; Vancouver and Oregon City boats," and Eastern bound trains. Steam Engine For Safe. A FIFTEEN HOR8E POWER ENGINE in first class condition, with all the fit tings, etc., complete, for sale at ABNDT& FERCHEN'3. lllf "It Is not what one makes, it is what one saves that makes them rich." CASH. SAVE MONEY ! -AT- Who sells his goods strictly for Cash, and at One Price to all, and gets them direct from the manufacturers and sells them un der a lower expense and smaller profit than any other legitimate house on tho coast. I now have in stock in Hen's and Boy's Clothing, viz: Men's Suite (31 to 42 size) from $5.00 to Youth's Suita (12 to 17 years) from 4.50 to Boy's Suits (9 to 12 years long pants) from 4.00 to Boy's Suits (4 to 12 years short pants) from 2.50 to Boy's Sailor Suit3 (3 to 8 years short pants) from 1.60 to Boy's Fino Jersey Suits (4 to 8 years short pantB) from 4 .50 to Boy's Fine Kilt Suits (2K to 5 years) new styles, Men's Wool, Cassimere, and Fine Pants from 2.50 to Boy's Cas3imero Pants (12 to 17 years) from 1.75 to Boy's Short Panls (4 to 12 years) from 1.00 to 3rFull linos in Furnishinrj Good3, Blankets, Quilts, etc., eto. HTA child buys aa cheaply at my counters as the most experienced buyer. Country orders filled correctly and with dispatch. OpposltelfescueCEnKlno House. JILstOffi&i O&QgOB .Street Car3 running by tho door. WALL'PAPER AND 5000 double roll of Wall Paper and Decorations of the latest styles and Bbadss just received direot from Eastern factories. Also a large assortment of Of all grades in beantifnl new designs New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains, China Matting, Etc., Etc. Call and oxamine. " OHAS. HEILBORN. HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS CKRIB. KVKNSOX. F. TOOK THE EVENS0N & COOK On the European Plan. LARGE CLEAN ROOMS, A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Families, Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., Cooked to Order. TVATEItSt., Opp. i'onnl & Mtoltes A FIRST CLASS SALOON Run in connection with tho Premises. The Best of WINES, LIQUORS AND CIQARS. Good Billiard Tables and Private Card Rooms. THE Casino Restaurant One block from the O. R. & N. Dock, M. M.SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Meal For 25 Gents. Oysters in any Style, 23 cents. In connection with this Popular Restau rant is run an st-class Saloon, well stocked with choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars. H. EKSTE0M, PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER. Special Attention Paid to REPAIRING. A Fine Lino of Jewelry, Clocks and Watches on Hand. All Woik Guaranteed. -352' TVato Sf Tft ftf Ann. Ttanfalsrtn'a ..u.w. hh, a.uw. v .... .....w.jvu a. B Hll '"&,Ltfn BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available in any part of the V. 8. and Europe, and on Hong Kong, China Office norms : 10 a. si. to 3 v. si. Odd Fellows Building, Astoria, Oregon. J. H. D. GKAI Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT General Storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. Central Hotel f ONE PRICE. "V Buying Your Goods 13.00 7.50 7.00 5j00 5.00 5X0 6.50 3.50 1.75 Hats, Caps, Trunks, Valises, Umbrellas, INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA A INSURANCE CO. FRANK DEKUM President W. II. SMITH Vice-President JOHN A. CHILD Secretary No. 1C0 Second St., Portland, Or. I. W. Cnso, Agent, Astoria, Or. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe. North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial of California Agricultural, of Watertown. New York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool. Eng.. Fire Insurance Companies, Represent In a capital of SOT.ooo.ooa U.VAX 1C8KN. Ageut. J. 0. BOZORTH. FIRE INSURANCE AGENT. Insurance written in first class English and American companies at lowest gome rates. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IX FIRST CL.A88 COMPANIK8 Representing 813,000,000 PHOENIX, Hartford, Conn. HOME, New York, AGENCY PACIFIC EXPRESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Street Wharf - Astoria, Oregon. AGENCY M.Coluiaii&Co. OF SAN FRANCISCO. Astoria, Oregon. GannerySuppliesatLowestPrices Firo and Marine Insurance at Current rates. Hume's Building, Water Street. E. B. CUSHMAN, :f Agents. B. H- COLEMAN Fancy Bazar. Co to Nora Rappleyea's For a full Line of Fancy Work. Materials. Gloves, Mitts, Embroideries. Dressgoods. Plush, Satins, Buttons, Underwear, Corsets, Hosiery, etc., etc. Lessons given In Embroidery. Stamping done to Order. Ladle3 Invited to call. One door South of Abtokian Office. FDffi BINE F ..-ftiSftfli.T1.