- CO VOL. XXX. NO 99. ASTORIA. OREGON. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25, J 888. PRICE JblVE CENTS. BUSINESS OABDS. TO 1IX H. SMITH, ATTORNEY AT LAW. OSce, Room 4 and 5, over City Book Store. p Ho. TiOVAXD, ATTORNEY AT LAW. -ice tu Kinney's Block, opposite City Hull. Astoria, Oregon. C. W. FULTOX. O. C. FULTON FULTON BROTHERS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. tioomsSand C. Odd Fellows Building. 0. It. THOMSON, Attorney at law and Notary Public special attention Riven to practice In the U. S. Land Office, and tbe examination of laud titles. A full set ot Abstract Books (or Clatsop County In offlce. office Up stairs, opposite Telegraph Office. r q. a. howlby, Attorney and Counsellor at Law Offlce on Chenarnus Street, Astoria, Oregon P.D' WIXTOX ATTORNEY AT LAW. Booms No. 11 and 13, Pythian Castle Build UK. Q II. WATSON, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All business before tbe U. 3. Land Offlce a peclalty, Astoria, - OttEOON. jTIL J.KLA FOKCh, DENTIST. Booms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building, ASTORIA, .... OREGON. rvBH. A. li. AXDJJ. A. FULTON. Physicians and Surgeons. Offlce on Cass street, three doors south of Odd Fellows building. Telephone No. 41. TAT TUTTLK, 31. 1. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Office Rooms 6 Pythian Building. Residence : SB corner Wall and West h streets, opposite I. W. Case's. A K.HHA1T. DENTIST. Rooms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cats and Squemoqua streets. Astoria Oregon. M IIS. Dlt. O U'KXS-ADAIK, Office and residence, D. K. Warren's for mer residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and of the Eye and Ear, specialties. D It. O. B. ESTKS. FHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Offick : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. D K. ALFRED KIXXEY. Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his offlce. and may do louna mere at any nour. TAB. W. WELCH. AGENT FOB Hamburg-Bremen Fire Insurance Co. Snpt. Colombia Water Co. Office On Water Street, Astoria, Oregon. Q.KI.O F. rAHKEB SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AND City Surveyor of Astoria. Besldence : Near Clatsop MM. N. D. Raymond, Deputy, Office at Cltv Hall. rK. FJUAXK 1'AUE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Offlce, Astoria. Oregon, rr a. smith, ESfe DENTIST. Rooms 1 and 2 Pythian Building over u. li. cooper's store. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY ous of our citizens to send to Portland or san ran Cisco ior Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work manship, and for less Money. By Leaving their Orders with MEANT. New Goods by Every Steamer. Call, and See Elm and Satisfy Toarwir. P.J Meany." Merchant Tailor. The Akron Lacquers. ITU1E TJNDEBSIGNKD RESPECTFULLY X calls the attention of Cannerymrn and others to tne fact that he is the Pacific coast agent for the Celebrated Akron Lacquers, And u prepared to quota low prices on these goods. Samples turnls&ed on aptrticatlon. I do not believe that Ayer's Sarsaparilla has on equal as a cure for Scrofulous Hu mors. It is pleasant to take, gives strength to the body, and pro. duces a more perma nent result than any medicine I over used. E. Haines, North Lindale, Ohio. I have used Ayer's Sarsaparilla, in my family, for Scrofula, and know, if it is taken faithfully it will thoroughly eradicate this terrible disease. W.F.Fowlor,M.D., Greenville, Tenn. For forty years I have suffered -with Erysipelas. I have tried various remedies for my complaint, but found so relief until I commenced using Ayer's Sarsaparilla. After taking ten bot tles of this medicine I am completely cured. M. C. Amesbury, Rockport, He. I have suffered, for years, from Catarrh, which was so severo that it destroyed my appetite and weak ened my systom. After trying other remedies, without re lief, I bogan to take Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and, in a few months, was cured. Susan I. Cook, 909 Albany St., Boston, Mass. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is superior to any blood purifier that I ever tried. I have taken it for Scrofula, Cankor, and Salt Rheum, and received much benefit from it. It is good, also, for a weak stomach. Millie Jane Felrco, S. Bradford, Mas3. It Humor, Erysipelas, Canker, and Catarrh, Can be cured by purifying the blood with Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Uaaa. Price 31; six bottles, 85. Wilson& Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Mills, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OREGON. Mellipt Realers will nice that Tutt's Pil ore not "tearranted to cure" all classes of diseases bnt only such as result from, a disordered liver, viz : Vertigo, Headache, Dyspepsia, Fevers, Costiveness, Bilious Colic, Flatulence, etc. For these they are not warranted in fallible, but are as nearly so at It is possible to make a remedy. Elegantly angor coated. Price, 25 cents per box. SOLD EVERYWHERE. The MeA States EESTAURANT PROPRIETOR. Refitted, Ready For Business For The Season of 1888. EverytlilnR in Season and Nicely Served 10 Experienced Cooks, Obliging Walters. 101 The best placed before our pal ions. For a Good Meal, ro to JEFF'S At ttie Old Stand, on Main Street. Annual Meeting. THE ANNUAL MEETING OK THE stockholders of the Astoria Bulldingand Loan Association will be held Tuesday, Slay 8th, 1883, from 2 P. M. until p., for the fiurpose ot electing directors for the ensu nc year. By order of the president. ' W L.ROBB. Secretary. NEWS PEETEBBED TO POLITICS. Candidates seeking office are crazy to get elected, and being possessed with one absorbing idea, they naturallv lose the exercise of sound judgment. The newspaper man cannot afford to follow these people in their will o' the wisp chase after office. Candidates may come and go, but the newspaper runs on forever, if it doesn t run against a stump in us uevo tion to partisan politics. In small towns the newspaper has enough to do in noting local happenings, advocating necessary improve ments and working for the com mon good. The editor may have his own views of the tariff, be in dignant at the suppression of the negro vote in the south, and perhaps view with alarm the accumulation of the surplus in the treasury. But there is no sense in losing his temper over these issues and adopting them as a war cry. If he has intelligent ideas ot his own, let him express them; ad dressing his readers daily (or weekly), as is his duty, it is be coming in him to give them usoful food for reflection, liut they do not want him to be a slave to party. His readers may be many or fw, but each ono of them has his own views of things. They do not go to the editor as their po litical prophet or counselor. They read his articles perhaps, if they are worth that attention, and ap prove or condemn as their judgment prompts, but are rarely converted by his reasoning. If the editor is ambitious to make converts, he can only win adhesion by a state ment of facts backed with an ex position of principles which im press the mind with their weight. Mere clamor will not convince. Stalwart Republican articles clipped from the Chicago Inter Ocean, or rabid Democracy taken from the Courier-Journal, have no effect. Let him forge his own thunderbolts, but bear in mind that his readers look for a cheerful visitor in his paper, and would rather have news in Ins local col umns and sound reasoning in his editorial space than political bun combe or partisan wrath. Jour nal. Bernards Prom Robert. "Bob" Ingersoll defines the tar iff situation as follows. "The m.i jority in this country do not be lieve in free trade. A large ma jority think it of the utmost impor tance to diversify and protect, when necessary, the industries of our people. A large majority in my judgement, think the tariff ought, in many particulars, to be reformed. They know that ever)1 tariff bill that has ever boen pas sed has been more or less deformed by compromise. They know that all the interests asking for protec tion combined and that some inter ests that ought not to be protected secured it by threats and intimida tion. Thatis, they said: 'If you do not protect us we will vote not to pro tect you.' So that the desi-rvinj industries have, been compelled to include many that were undeserv ing, fcivery success has Us para sites. Some people are willing to destroy the success for the sake of killing the parasites, but the great majority do not feel like injuring themselves do not feel like sacri ficing a great good for the sake of destroying a small evil. So much money has been invested, so many people find employment, so many interests are interwoven with and depend upon tho industries that aro protected, that anything like free trade will bring, for a time at least, a ruin that would never be repaired except by resorting again to protection." Queer Kits and Starts. The fits and starts uilng these word in their literal meaning of the nervous people often strike the beholder as ludicrous. The nerves of hearing of such unfortunates are paimuiiy acute, ana impignea uy auruptun expected noises, lead them sometimes to per form antics worthy of a jumping-jack. At me root 01 nervousness, in most instances. Is non- atslinllatlou of the food, and conse quently Innutrition ol the nerves as of the other tissues of the body. This prolonged, of course, productive of serious nervous dis ease. The remedy Is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, that invigorate the stomach and en ables It to perform Its functions proper I v. Soon after commencing a course of it, it will be found that the nerves grow more tran quil oy aay, mguuy repose Decome less in terruDted. and aDDetite more vleorou anil satisfying. These are the initial indications. iouowea oy me complete restoration ot ner vous vigor. The Bitters also cure fever and ague.lirerxomplalnt and constipation. Sleepless Nights made miserable by that terrible cough. Shuoh's Cure is the remedy I or you. Sold by J. C. Dement. A LIFE WITH A LESSON. There is an invaluable lesson in the newspaper reports of the effect produced by Conkliug's death. No young man beginning life and hesitating between princi ple and policy, can afford to neg lect it. Roscoe.Conkling was, above all things, a man of principle. He was aggressive and intolerant in asserting what he believed to be right. He never, in tho whole course of his life, had any meroy tor time-servers or trimmers. He hewed straight to tho line he had marked out for himself, without regard to the consequences to him self or others. "When ho was one of the powers behind the throne during the reconstruction period he never for an instant abated ono jot of his purpose to secure to tho north and to the freedman the full results of tho war, though his course caused some northern mer chants to denounce him as im practicable, and southern ex-confederates to declare that ho was vindictive. He would not listen to any talkof compromise or treaty with those who had betrayed the country. To him certain Dme ocrats wero still rebels. When others wavered when Raymond got up his Philadelphia convention, and Greeloy accepted the Dem ocratic nomination Conkling Stood up all the straighter, liko a great "sequoia, against whose mas sive trunk weak men might lean, and under whose spreading branch es the faint-hearted might gather. It may be said of him thai never once in his wholo career did he perform an act or speak a word for tho purpose of gaining favor or popularity, or, indeed, from any other motive than a conviction that he was right. Now he is dead, and people are passing sentence on him. With one accord all men speak in his oraise. The dispatoh which was sent him from the senate chamber expressing a hope that he would recover was signed by the very southern Demoerats who had struggled for the destruction of the uuion. Of his nine pall-bearers, four are Democrats. In the Re publican state convention of Ohio, the meinor' of the man who had denounced Garfield's administra tion was so ienderly cherished that one who ventured to criticize him was nearly thrown out of the win dow. The very men who com plained of his domineering be havior, and of his unwillingness to conciliate an etiemy with smooth words, aro now tho first to do hon or to his name and pronounce him the typical American states man. Whatever they may want ia their living leaders, it seems that the quality they admire most in them when they are dead is honest fearlessness. In a political con vention, filled with persons to whom the spoils are of more im portance than principles, the man who is most "available" may poll the most votes. But when men's eyesight clears, and the film of office is brushed away, tho avcrago American chooses for his hero tho leader who never flinched and never bartered his sense of right for political honors. OWDER Absolutely Pure. This powder never vanes, A marvel of purity, strength and wholesomeness. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and can not oe soia in competition wun tne niuiu tude ol low test, short weight, alum or phos pnate powaere. avia otuuwi rant, jmi TIL. BAKIHO rOWDIR 00. 100 w aiI-st.,N.Y.! V IV riUTMlaPOMUlBl J Q is Ha Needed Breaking In. He had made his declaration of love, and had been heard with a lowerinjr of. the fair-head, with a blush' on the soft cheek. But ho could not help saying something to fill while ho waited for her an swer: "When I say I have never loved till now" he said, "it is no empty word. My lips have never touched the lips of any woman except my mother's, my hand has never pressed a woman's hand, I do not dance, and my arm A look of strange wouderment came over the beautiful face, and the deep eyes grew larga as she listened. "Is this true, George," she asked, with hushed breath. "It is," he answered; "it is liter ally truo." The look of wonderment merged into a glance of icy sternness as she rose to her full height and con fronted him: "Then, for heaven's sake, George," she said, "go somewhere and praotice till you got i roc ord." The Safest Medicine To have about the house at all times is Slmiaons IAvpt Regulator. It will harm no one. it will benefit all lio have at tacks of Biliousness, Dyspepsm, Head ache, Constipation, or other ailments re sultingf rom a disordered Liver or Stom ach. Keep it always in the house, and you will have a family physician near who will saVe you many dollars and mucn sunonng. A Montreal, Canada, tanner, in order to save water, had one of his men wash hides in the river. The man slipped and fell in the water. The boss deducted from his pay for the time he was in the water. This fact says tho South West, was certified to by a wit ness lately before a labor commis sion. This man must be half brother to the boss Mark Twain speaks about in his "Roughing It" who docked the miner for the time he was in the air caused by an ex plosion while blasting rock. Hundreds ot perons. using Ayer s Hair Vigor, certify to its efficacy in restorins to their hair the color and beauty of youth. The Pittsburgh Steel Casting Works, wherein the big lf ton government gun was cast, has just finished a big gear wheel for the Toronto water works. The wheel measures nine feet in diameter out side, and weighs nearly eight tons. Its superior excellence proven in millions of homes for mora than a quarter of a cent ury. It Is used by the United States Gov ernment. Endorsed by the heads of tho Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest, and most Healthful. Dz. Price's Cream Baking Powder does not contain Am monia, lime, or Alnm. Sold only In Cans. PRICK BAKING POWDER CO.. msw vobe, crnoiao. sr. louis. CANDI Manufactured and For Salo at Wholesale Prices, at The Oregon Bakery A. A. CLEYELAXD, Prop'r. GijO- Breai, Caie ni Pastry None but the Best Materials Used. Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers Bread delivered In any part of the city. Seaside Bakery. BestXT.Uk Bread and CAKES OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturers of Flno Candles. and Ornamental Confectionery And Ico. Creams. Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Candles. JOHNSON, BROS., CASH. SPECIAL APRIL IOTH, 1888. BITS' "SrOOTt CLOTHING, FURNISHING GOODS, HATS AND CAPS, TRUNKS, VALISES, UMBRELLAS, BLANKETS, QUILTS, OIL COATS, PANTS, APRONS, SLEEVES, Etc., Etc., Etc., AT A STRICTLY ONE PRICE CASH HOUSE That (from this date) will make change to a cent, And yon will save money over any other house in these United States, considering your expenses in laying down your goods. !3?A. child buys as cheaply at my counters as the most experienced buyer. Country orders filled correctly and with dispatch. Kinnev's Brick Bulldlni. Opposite Rescue Rnglno House. Street Itailroad running by the door. WALL WM,WmW$. AND r000 donble roll of Wall Paper and Decorations of tho latest styles and shades just received direct from Eastern factories. Also a largo assortment of GA1FETS, Of all grades in beautiful new designs New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains, China Matting, Etc., Etc. Call and examine. CHAS. HEILBORN. HOTELS AND KESTAURANTS cni:is. KVKXfiox. r. cook THE EVE-ISQ-f & COOK On the European Plan. LARGE CLEAN ROOMS, A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Families, Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., Cooked to Order. WATF.lt St., Opp. Foard MioUei A FIRST CLASS SALOON Run In connection with the Premises. The Best ol WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Good Billiard Tables and Private Card Rooms. THE Casino Restaurant One block from the O. R. & N. Dock, M. M.SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Meal For 25 Cents. Oysters In any Style, 25 cents. In connection wUh this Popular Restau rant Is run a fl- st-class Saloon, well stocked with choicest Wines. Liquors and Cigars. J PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER. Special Attention Paid to REPAIRING. A Fine Line of Jewelry, Clocks and Watches on Hand. All Work Guaranteed. Water St., East of Aug. Danlelson's. ESTABLISHED 1870. Transacts a General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available In any part of the O. S. and Europe, and on IlongKong, China Office norms :-i0 a. sr. to 3 r. m. Onn FF.T.I.OWS Bnitmso, Astoria, Oregon. J. H. D. GcRAY Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT General Storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. ONE PRICE. 3rj..j -a-atOUj W-SgOS-i INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA INSURANCE CO. FRANK DEICUM President W. if. SMITH Vice-President JOHX A. CHIL.0 Secretary Ho. 160 Second St, Portland, Or. I. W. Case, Agent, Astoria, Or. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London Globe. Korth British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut Commercial of California Agricultural, of Watertown, New York, London & Lancashire ot Liverpool. Kris.. Fire Insurance Companies, Represent In a capital of $07,000,000. II. VAN JDUBEX. Agent. J. 0. B0Z0RTH. FIRE INSURANCEACENT. Insurance written In Ant class English and American companies at lowest going rates. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IX FIRST CLASS COMPANIUW Representing 813,000,000 PHCEN1X, Hartford, Conn. HOME, New York. AGENCT PACIFIC EXPRESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Street Wharf - Astoria. Oregon. -AGENCY- OF SAN FRANCISCO. Astoria, Oregon. Cannery Snjjplies at Lowest Prices Fire and Marine Insurance at Current rates. Hume's Building, Water Street. E. B. OUSHMAN, ) ! Agents. B.H.COLEMAN, 1 Steamboat for Sale. BIDS WILL BE RECEIVED AT THE offlce ot G. A. Steel & Co, lK. First street, Portland. Oregon, until Wednesday. April 25, 1883, for tne sldeuheel steamer. "Cleveland." now lying at Yaqulna bay. Gross tonnage, 49.39 : permitted to carry thirty passengers ; length, 61 feet ; beam. H feet ; depth ot hold, 5 feet, 6 Inches. Two nou-condenslne engines. 10 Inch bore, by sa Inch stroke. Rear estate will be re eolred In payment. It satljf ctory. FfflE A! AM M Coem&Co