vs.v en VOL. XXX, NO n. ASTORIA. OREGON, SATURDAY, APRIL 31 1 J 888. PRICE IVE CENTS. BUSINESS OAKDS. JOUSH. SMITH. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Omce, lloom 4 and 5. over City Book Store, Q.KO. NOLA.ND, ATTORNEY AT LAW. omce iu Kinney's Block, opposite City Hall, Astoria, Oregon. C, W. TOLTOlf. O. C. FULTON FULTON BROTHERS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. itooms 5 and 6, Odd Fellows Building. rt U.THOMSO.V, Attorney at Law and Notary Public. special attention given to practice In the U. s. Land Office, and the examination of laud titles, a lull set ot Abstract Boots for uauup viouniy in omce. office Up stairs, opposite Telegraph LWuCC J tl-A-BOWLBY, Attorney ana Coansellor ut Lair Office on Chenaraus Street, Astoria, Oregon F.D WISTOIK ATTORNEY AT LAW. Booms No. 11 and 12, Pythian Castle Build tig. Q B. WATSOS, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All business before the U. S. Land Office a peclalty, Astoria, - Oeeqox. rH. J. K ItA JfOKCK, DENTIST. Boons 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building, ASTORIA, .... OBKGON, TR8. A. I AND) J. A. JfUIrON. Physicians and Surgeons. Office on Cass street, three doors south ot Odd Fellow's building. Telephone Ko. . TAY TCTTM3, 31. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Omen Rooms 8 Pythian Building. Residence : SB corner Wall and West Sth streets, opposite I. W. Case's, A, E. SUAW. DENTIST. Booms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. AstorU Oregon. M BS. SB. OWKS.ADAUt, Office and residence, D. K. Warren's for mer residence,-Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and of the Eye and Ear, specialties. D B.O.B.E8TES. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Orrics : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. D B. ALFRED KINNEY, Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his office, and may be found there at any hour. TAB. TV, TYEJCCH. AGENT FOB Hamburg-Bremen- Fire Insurance' Co. Snpt. Colombia Water Co. Office On Water Street, Astoria. Oregon. Q.KLO F.l-ABKEB SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY City Surveyor of Astoria Besldence : Near Clatsop Mill. N. JJ. Raymond, Deputy, Office at CUV Hall. TB. FJUHS PAGE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Offlee, Astoria, Oregon. EL A. SMITH, sqj- DENTIST. Booms 1 and.2 Pythian . Building over a H., Cooper's gtore. PATRONIZE- HOME INDUSTRY There Is no occasion for the most fastidi ous of our citizens to send to Portland or San Francisco for Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work manship, and for less Money. By Leaving their Orders with MEANT. New Goods by Every Steamer. Call sad See IUra sad Satisfy Youmtir. P.J Meany. "Merchant Tailor. The Akron Lacquers. fTlHE UNDERSIGNED RESPECTFULLY JL calls the attention of Cannerymen and others to the fact that he Is the Pacific coast agent for the Celebrated Akron Lacquers, And is preparedTd qnote low prices on these goods. Samples furnished on anpUcagon. J, O. BOZORTH. The Appetite May be increased, tha Dis?eativa oraans strengthened, and the bowels regulated, dt taking Ayer's Fills. These Pills aro purely vegetable in their comnosltion. They contain neither calomel nor anv other dangerous drug, and may be taken ran perfect safety by persons ot all ages. I WAS 51 DTAftfc mffftw fifm TlvonaTMiA nnrl PlnDtinntfAn T liftfl -v nn-ln and was constantly afflicted with Head- .mm ouu Ajwui&$a. j. cuusuiieu uur family doctor, who prescribed for me, at than temporary relief. I finally com menced taking Ayer's Pills. In a short uuia my ingestion buu appeuta IMPROVED my bowels wero regulated, and, by the time I finished two boxes of these Pills my tendency to headaches had disap- S:areu, ana J. Decame strong ana well. ariuslL Logan, Wilmington, DeL I was troubled, for over a vear. with Loss of Appetite, and General Debility. I commenced taking Ayer's Pills, and, before finishing half a bos of this medi cine, my appetite and strength were re stored. C. O. Clark, Danbury, Conn. Ayer's Pills are the best medietas known to me for regulating the bowels, and for all diseases caused by a disordered Stomach and Liver. I suffered for over three years with Headache, Indigestion, and Constipation. I had no appetite, and was weak and nervous most of the time. BY USING three boxes of Ayer's Pills, and at the same time dieting myself, I was com pletely curca. Jay digestive organs aro now in good order, and I am in perfect health. P. Lockwood, Topeka, Kans. Ayer's Pills have benefited me wonder fully. For months I suffered from Indi gestion and Headache, was restless at night, and had a bad taste in my mouth every morning. After taking ono box of Ayer's Fills, all these troubles dis appeared, my food digested well, and my sleep was refreshing. Henry C. Hemmenway, Rockport, Mass. , I was cured of the Piles by the use ot Ayer's Pills. They not only relieved ine of that painful disorder, but give me in creased vigor, and restored my health. John Lazarus, St. John, N. B. tt Ayer's Pills, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ay er & Co., Lowell , Mass. Bold by all Druggist and Dealers tn Medicine. WilsonJ Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller MIIb, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OREGON. Tutt's Pills SAVE MONEY. One box of these pills will save many dollars In doctor's bills. They are specially prepared as a Family Medicine, andsuppUesawantlongfelt. They re move unhealthy accumulations from the body without nausea or griping. Adapted to oia ana young, .tiefranuj sugar coated. Price, 25ct& per box. SOLD EVERYWHERE. Office, 44 Murray St., New York, The Met States RESTAURANT R. L. JEFFRIES, PROPRIETOR. Refitted, Ready For Business For The Season of 1888. Everything in Season and Nicely Served 101 Experienced Cooks', Obliging Walters. -. IO The best placed before our patrons. For a Good Meal, go to JEFF'S At tlio Old Stand, on Main Street. Annual 'Meeting. THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THB stockholders of the AstonaBulldlngand Loan Association will be held Tuesday, May 8th,18S8,-frora2P.M. until 8 p. m , forthe Eurpose ot electing directors for the ensu ig year, , By order of the president. . W L.ROBB, Secretary!. A GBEAT INVENTION. Writing Bj 'Telegraph Ten Thousand Miles Away. One of the Wonders ot the Nineteenth Century Supplanting the Telephone By the Telautograph in Long Distance Writing- Chicago Herald, Prof. Elisha Gray, of Highland Park, has just completed an in vention scarcely less wonderful and valuable than the telephone, of which ho was also the inventor, but of which he was defrauded. "Within a few days," said the pro fessor yesterday, "I shall give a private test of my new telauto graph, an invention which will largely supplant the telephone. I have already tested it to my satis faction, over and over again, and on Saturday I shall give an exhi bition to some gentlemen from the east. I have just taken it to pieces to make some slight altera tions or I would show it.to you now. "By this invention you can sit down at your office at Chicago, take a pencil in your band, write a message to me, and as your pen cil moves, a pencil here in my la boratory moves simultaneously and forms the same letters and words in the same way. "What you write in Chicago is instantly reproduced here in fac simile. You may write in any language; write in shorthand if you like, use a code or cipher, no matter, a fac simile is produced here. If you wish to draw a picture, it is the same the picture is reproduced here. The artist of your paper can, by this device, telegraph his pictures of & railway wreck, or other occurrence, just as the re porter telegraphs his description in words. The two pencils move synchronously, and there is no rea son why a circuit of five hundred miles cannot bo worked as easily as one of ten miles. "This telautograph will supplant the telephone for many purposes. It can be worked in exchanges, just the telephone is, or by private wire. It has many advantages, too. It is noiseless and devoid of many annoyances so common to the telephone. It will be much less affected by induction. There will be no trouble in catching word or syllables, letters or figures. No misunderstandings will result. Be sides, it leaves a record at both ends of the wire and there can be no dispute about what was said. For all commercial trans actions this would bo an invalu able feature. In ordering goods, or sales of stocks or grain, or in transmitting names or addresses, its superiority over the telephone is obvious. For desultory conver sations, it is true, it would not be ao rapid of working, for the reason tnat one cannot write as fast as he can talk, but, on the other hand, it would save many delays and an noyances incident to telephonic communication. "When one person wishes to communicate with another by the telautograph ho ptlshes a button, which rings an nunciator in the ex change, or in the office of the per son with whom he wishes to con verse. Then the first party takes his writing pencil from his holder and this may bo pen or pencil and writes his message upon a roll of paper. As he writes, so writes the pencil at the other end of the wire. Finishing his mes sage, ho adds a cross, or any other simple token that he has finished, when the second party takes down his pencil and writes his reply. Thus a conversation can be carried on easily and quickly, and when it is finished another simple work say tho telegraphic signal "30" will indicate the end. Both parties have a full record of the conversation and each possesses the other's autograph. "In writing, your pen or pencil is attached to two small wires reg ulate the currents which control the pencil at the other end of the wire. But these wires give yon no trouble. You hardly know they are there, and can write with as muoh facility as if they were absent." "Can this invention be used to advantage commercially?" "Yes. It will not cost more than $15 or $20, and is easily kept in order. I have tried it again and again, and it works more per fectly than the telephone, and it is much less liable to have its use fulness interfered with by induction. A Iiittle World of Striped Men. A visit at the state asylum for transgressors of the law reveals sev eral interesting facts, culinary, so cial and penal. The 254 inmates of the penitentiary are served with 225 'pounds of fresh meat every day, viz., at the midday meal. They have pork-and-beans, Bos ton style, -with graham bread for breakfast, and consume four bu shels of potatoes a day. Pickels are raised in the institution garden, of which eight barrels are on hand. Certain of the convicts makes the soap, which is cut into bars about a foot long, of the usual family calibre. The convicts that do not work in tho stove shops receive about an inch of this soap, a' week, but the shopmen two inches. The state used to furnish tobacco to the inmates. This unseemly republican extravagance haying been discontinued, the shopwork ors from their four bits a day not only buy their own tobacco, but also buy it for those inmates 'that do not receive wages, as none out side of tho shops do. That's char ity, sure enough. Continually gangs of hardened criminals watch the strong iron and steel doors, in order to make a rush for liberty as some keeper or a visitor with a guard passes in or out. 1 he turn keys are naturally very watchful Within a couple hundred feet of the wall around the building, on which the armed sentinels walk back and forth, is the "dead line." Any person garbed in stripes that crosses this line from within be comes the target lor the bullets of the sentinels' rifles. Oregon Pity Courier. ChilN and Fever. Malaria "Jlany cases of fever and ague, dumb ague and congestive chills were prompt ly arrested and entirely banished by tho use of Simmon's Liver Regulator. Ypu don't ay half enough in regard to tho efficacy of this valuable medicine in cases of ague, intermittent fevers, etc. Ever v case lias been arrested immediate Iv. f was a sufferer for years with tho liver disease, and only found relief by using the regulator." Rohkkt J. Weeks, Batavia, Kane Co., 111. Milk asdrawn from the cow aver ages 05 deg. Fahr.; of this 87 per cent, is water anil 13 per cent, sug ar, butter, fat, etc.; tho latter cools slower than water and shrinks un til tne temperature reaches 38 deg., when it commences to expand. Now if we place the warm milk in a tin vessel, and put it in cold water, which is a better conductor than the watery part of the milk cools first, shrinks and becomes heavier in proportion io its bulk. The creamy portion holds the heat, retains its bulk, and, being lighter than 'the watery portion floats. The pan should not be over 8 inches in diameter, and the water should be 49 deg. and not allowed to get warmer tnan 50 deg. Chronic constipation, with all its attendant evils, is cured by taking Ayer's Cathartic Pills. Sold by all dealers in medicine. Insufficient ventillation is con sidered by Brown-Sequard to be the principal cause of consumption. POWDER Absolutely Pure. This powder never vanes, A. marvel of purity, strength and wholesomeness. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and can not be sold In competition with the multi tude of low test, short weight, alum or phos B hate powders. Sold only tn can. Royai. akinq Powder Co. 106 Wall-st.. N. Y. ' AKIH0 Hovel Test of a Oook. A well known' Paris scientist, Dr. Delaunayhas made some cu rious discoveries which show the connection " between little and great things. To ascertain the qualities of an applicant to cook he says it is sufficient o give her a plate to clean, a sauce to make, and watoh how she moves her hand in either aot. If she moves it from left to right, o in the direc tion of the hands rtf a watch, you may trust her; if the other way, she is certain to be stupid and in capable. The intelligence of peo ple may also be gauged, the dqp- tor further says, by asking them to make a circle on paper with a pen cil and noting in which direction tho hand is moved. The good stu dents in a mathematical class draw circles from left to right. The in feriority of the softer sex, as well as the male dunces, is shown by drawing from right to left. CIOSji WDE ST PERFECT Its superior excellence proven In millions of homes for more than a quarter or a cent ury. It Is used by the United btates Gov ernment. Endorsed by the heads ot the Great Universities as the Strongest. Purest, and most Healthful. Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder does not contain Am monia. Lime, or Alum. Sold only li Cons. PKICK BAKING POWDER CO.. XKW TOttK. CHICAGO. ST. LOUIS. CANDi Manufactured and For Sale at Wholesale Prices, at The Oregon Bakery A. A. CLEYEL'AXD, Prop'r. Gooi Bread, Cale and Pastry None but the Best Materials Used. Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers Dread delivered in any part of the city. Seaside Bakery. BcstlUilk Bread and CAKES OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturers of Flno Candles. AND Ornamental Confectionery And ice Creams. Wholesale and Retail Dealer In Candles. JOHNSON, BROM. AUCTION ANO COMffisSfoft7 'HOUSE. MAETIN?0LSENf Suecessorto E. 0. Holden. The Oldest established f!nmnrinn TTniiut In Oregon. Goods of all kinds sold on com mission. Auction Sales Every Saturday. General Reoalrlncr. Jobblncr anil ITnhnl- sterlne done. Fine stock of Furniture on hand. When von want Earoalns In Household Goods no to MARTIN OI.8E.N Fire! Fire! Is one of the ereatest blesslncs when you have It under control. If you build your Are In one of those Magee Ranges or one of those Acorns or Arsandsat John A. Mont gomery '8, you will find It a pleasure to pre pare a meal, or If you get one of those Heat ers you will find them to be clean and eco nomical and an ornament to your parlor. It you Intend getting a range or a heater dont fall to look at his stock. You should call In see his beautlfnl Ornamental Coal Vases. Notice. THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE l stockholders of the Astoria Iron Works will be held at the office of the secretary. on Monday, April sutn, bii-jif. m., lor me purpose of electing directors for the ensuing year, and to transact snch other business as may properly come before the meetlmt. j. u. nuaium. Secretary. Astoria. April 19th, 1SSS. For Rent. ' THE .HOUSE FORMERLY OCCUPIED by Judge Taylor. For particulars In quire of VT. L. KOBB. iNHGgk BE CASH. SPECIAL APRIL IOTH, 1888. BTTST "STOTJE. CLOTHING, FURNISHING GOODS, HATS AND CAPS, TRUNKS, VALISES, UMBRELLAS, BLANKETS, QUILTS, OIL COATS, EANTS, APRONS, SLEEVES, Etc., Etc., Etc., AT A STRICTLY ONE PRICE CASH HOUSE That (from this date) will make change to a cent, And yon will save money oyer any other honsa in theso United States, considerin" your expenses in laying down your goodsi. STA. child buys as cheaply at my counters as tho most experienced buyer. Country orders filled correctly and with dispatch. Klnaey's Brlok Bulldinir. Opposite Rescue Enrfne House. Street Railroad AND CEILING DECORATIONS! WOO double roll of Wall Taper and Decorations of tho latest styles and shades just reoeived direct from Eastern factories. Also a large assortment of Of all grades in beautiful new designs New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains, China Matting, Etc., Etc. Call and examine. QHAS. HEILBORN. HOTELS A'ND KESTAUItANTS aims, kvrnsox. F. COOK THE EVENSON & COOK On the European Plan. LARGE CLEAiT ROOMS, A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms lor Families, Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., Cooked to Order, WATKR St., Opp. Foard & Stokes A FIRST CLASS SALOON Run in connection with the Premises. The Best of WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Good Billiard Tables and Private Card Rooms. THE Casino Eestaurant One block from the O. R. & N. Dock, M. M.SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Meal For 25 Cents. Oysters In any Style, 25 cents. In connection with this Popular Eestau rant Is run a fiist-class Saloon, well stocked with choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars. J&Tew York Eestaurant. GEO. BAKER, Prop'r. Opposite Murray & Co.'s, Water streot. A Good, Clean Meal Furnished At Seasonable Bates, and Satisfaction Guaranteed. Oysters In Every Style, Game, etc. You arelnrlted to call. 3L W 6a.se, BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a 'General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available In any part of the 0. S. and Europe, and on Hong Kong, China OrncB nouns : 10 a. m. to 3 p. sr. Odd Fellows Building, Astoria, Oregon. J. H. D. GKAI Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT General Storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot ot Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. Central Hotel ONE PRICE. iwrnftn UdhuUU, K.J-. ..u SIOrl&, Org021. running by the door. INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA A E INSURANCE CO. FItANK DEKUJf .FresMent W. II. SMITH. Vice-President JOHN A. CHILD Secretary No. 160 Second St, Portland, Or. I.W.Caso, Agent, Astoria, Or. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe. North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial of California Agricultural, of Watertown, New York, London & Lancashire ot Liverpool. Eng.. Fire Insurance Companies, Hepresent In a capital of $67,000,000. B. VAX DTJBEN. Agent. J. 0. BOZORTH. FIRE INSURANCE ACENT. Insurance v. ritten in drat class English and American companies at lowest going rates. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IX FIRST CliASS COMFAMF.S Representing 813,000,000 PHCENIX, Hartford, Conn. HOME, New York, AGENCY PACIFIC EXPRESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Street Wharf - Astoria, Oregou. -AGENCY- OF SAN FRANCISCO. Astoriu, Oregon. Cannery SnppliesatLowest Prices Fire and Marine Insurance at Current rates. Hume's Building, Water Street. E. B. CUSHMAN, :( A61tS. B. H. COLEMAN Steamboat for Sale. BIDS WILL BE RECEIVED AT THE office of G. A. Steel & Co , 127, First street, Portland, Oregon, until Wednesday. April 25, 1888, for the sldewheel steamer. "Cleveland." now lying at Yanulna bay. Gross tonnage, 49.39 ; permitted to carry thirty passengers ; length. 61 feet; beam, U feet ; depth ot hold, 5 feet, C inches.' Two non-condensing engines, 10 inch bore, by 30 Inch stroke, heal estate will bo re ceived In payment, if satisfactory. FffiE HU M ConCo L