." Ewt- ' ro ASTORIA, OREGON, SUNDAY, JANUARY J 5, J 883 PRICE 1IVE CENTS. VOL. XXX, NO. 13. v - -j. r BUSINESS OAKDS. TOII.V n. B3I1TH, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Ofilce, Room 4 and 5, o er City Book Store. i1 i:o. XOIiAXD, vrroRSEY AT LAW. "co lu Kinney's Block, opposite Citj HaU. Astoria. Oregon. . W njLTOJT.' O. C. rULTON Firr.T?f KSOTHERS. TTORXEYS AT LAW. omibSand C. Odd relhrns Building. a K. THOMSOSi . Attorney at Law and Notary Public. Special attention Riven to practice in tlie I' r Land Office, and the examination of laii J titles. A full set ol Abstract Books for Clatsop County in office. OfFiCE Up stairs, opposite Telegraph Office. J. O. A. BOWtBY, attorney nnd Conrellor at Law Office on Chenamus Street, Astoria, Oregon F. U. tVIXTO ATTORNEY AT LAW. Rooms No. 11 and 12, Pythian Castle Build inc. f- II. WATSON, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty, AH business before the U. S. land Office a pecialty. AsioniA, - - Oregon. O V. HISKIiEY, D. I. s. DENTIST. Is associated with nil. IiA. FOItCk. Rooms Hand 12 Odd rellows Building. ASTORIA, - - OREGON, J-VIM. A. lu AXO J. A. VUITOX. IZiVHli-iau ami Snrf;oijs. Office on Cass street, three doors south of (hid Fellow's building. Telephone No. 41. JAY TUTTLK, 31. I. "tSIUIAN AND SUKOEON Uvii'K Ilooras 0 Pythian Building Uesidexi'K: SE corner Wall and West ith streets, opposite l.W. Case's. A F SHAW. DENTIST. Itim.ni lu Allen's Building, up stairs, cor r Cass and Squcmoqua streets. Astoria Oregon. M R4. it. oivr.s.AiAJi:. Office and residence. D, K. Warien's fur in er residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and of the Bye and Rar, specialties. W I. HAKF.K, 31. l. No. 21, Cass St. Omce hours from 9 to II A. jr., 2 to 5 P. si. TTvn.O. K.ESTRH. TIIYSICIAN AND SUIUJEON. Okfick : Gem Building, upstairs, Astoria, wregon. Ttt. ALFItKD KIX9IKY, Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his office, and in.i ue touna mere ai any nour. TVl. WtASK PAGE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Office, Astoria, Oregon. O ELO h PACKER. SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY A2CD City Surveyor of Astoria Residence : Xear Clatsop Mill. N. D. Raymond. Deputy, Office at City Hall. TJ c. holui:v. "Notary Public, Commissioner of Deeds For Washington Territory. Al'CnONEEK. REAL ESTATE AND IXSUUA'.'Ci: AUKXT. omce at Rolden's Auction llooms. Chcna mus Street, Astoria. Oregon. H.A S3IITII, DENTIST. Rooms l and 2 Tythian C. H. Cooper's Store. Riuldlng over E. C. AUCTIONEER S5C0MMISSI0H ACENT. ESTABLISHED 1874. Dealer InNewand Second-hand Furniture mid Bedding. Will conduct Ancilnn Sales of Land. Steci: or Household Goods In the country. Will appraise and purcltase Second-hand Furniture. Consignments solicited. Quick Sales and Trorapt Cash Returns Guaranteed. Astoria Agent for Daily and Weekly Ore-;gonlan. Its superior excellence procn in inillions oi Homes ior more man a quarter oi a cent ury. It is used by the United htates Cot eniment. Endorsed by the he d oi the Great Universities as the Strongest. Purest, and most Healthful. Dr. Price's Cream Halving Powder does not contain Am monia. Lime, or Alum, hold onl in Cans. PRICE BAKING POWDKitCO., J.EW YOliK, CHICAGO. ST. I.0U1". Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE FARPfl EtyiPLEMEMTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Hills, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OREGON. SPEC! A L Burning Tests MADH AT OAKLAND. CAI... OOTO her ill. 18i7.livCliAUI.US .1. YvOOI)- BUKY. at the request of the C'ty Council, in the presenc-j of the Chief r.iipincer of the Fire Department, the Kire Warden, CiH At torney and members of the Cit Council Eli.VIXK Oil,, Iturnc-.t ut I tildes. STAR KEROSENE, l'rm Whittier. Fu lor &. Co. ISurnnl at Ixodes, STAKt.KillT, Fain 1 1 y S avo rise," ilurnoii at IOG des. PEA lib OIL. t: urn oil it 1W4 des nei.DFA' STAR. ICuracd at lJOitrg. "Extra Star" Kerosene BEATS THEM ALL ! San FKAKCisco,Octouer2J, 1SS7. Mes-rs. WIIITTIEK, FULLER & CO.. Front and l-ine streets, uty : Gentlemen : I have made a v cry careful and tlioroush ISur.iinsTestof nur"-EXTUA STAK KICUOSKXK. WATER WHITE, EX 1'ItEbSLY FOB FAMILY USE." and lind the llumlng Test to he 1-3:8 Degrees. Yeryrespcctfiilh ours. CHARLES J. WOODBURY. Magnus C. Crosby Dealer In HARDWABE, IEOK, STEEL. Iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES, TIR WARE AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEET LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET IRGH, T'ln AND Ooor". Wilson & Fisher SCOTCH Salmon Twines During the month of December we will be In receipt of a full stock of Salmon Twine of the abo e reliable brand, of the following sizes : No. 40, 10, 12. 13. and 14 ply. Ho.30,B, 7, 9, andioply. And prepared to fill all orders, ALLEN & LEWIS, Agents. rortland,Nov.23,'87. A SIMPLE EXPERIMENT. Illustrating the Pact That a Ship May Sail Paster Than tne wina. Everv vachtsman knows that a ship can sail faster than the wind; that is to say, it tne wina is mow ing ten knots an hour, a ship may be making twelve or fifteen knots an hour. Now, it is obvious that if the ship is sailing straight before the wind it cannot at the utmost travel faster than the wind itself is blowing; as a matter of fact, it will travel much more slowly. If, on the other hand, the ship is sailing at ati angle with the wind, it seems at first 'sight that the wind must act witn less effect than before, and the ship in consequence sail more slowly still. But, as a mat ter of fact, the ship will not only sail more quickly than before, but more quickly than the wind itself is blowing. Tins is a paradox which few, even of those who arc well acquainted by experience with the fact, have found them selves able to explain. Let us consider the difficulty in the light of the following experiment: Place a ball at one side of a billiard table, and with the long cue held Ieugthwise, from end to end of the table, push the ball across the cloth. The cue here represents the wind, and the ball the ship sailing directly before it; only, as there is here no waste of energy, which in the case of the wind and ship is very great, the ball of course travels at the same rate as the cue evidently it can not possibly travel faster. Now, suppose a groove to be cut diag onally across the table, from one corner pocket to the other, in which the ball may roll. If the ball be now nlaced at one end of the groove and the cue held hori zontally and moved forward as be fore, the ball will travel along tiie groove (and aloiig the cue) in the same time as the cue takes to move across the table. This is the case of the ship sailing at right angles wiili tiie direction of the wind. The groove is considerably longer than the width of the table more than double as long, m fart. The hall therefore travels much faster than the cue which impels it, since it covers mor? than double the dis tance in the same time. It i in precisely tit-; same manner tii i- :i tacking ship is enabled lo sail fa-t er than the wind. A Reprieve r'or The Condeuinrd. Wretched men and women lung con demned to suffer the tortures of dyspepsia. are filled with new hope altera fe.v does of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. 'J his bud ding hope blossoms into the fruition of cer tainty, if the Bitters is persisted In. It brings a reprieve to all dyspeptics i ho seek its aid. Flatulence, heartburn, sinking at the pit of the stomach between meals, the nenous tremors and insomnia of which chronic Indigestion Is the parent, disappear w itli their hateful progenitor. Most benefi cent of stomachics ! who can wonder that in .o manv instances it awakens cratef ul elo- nnence in those who. benefitted bv it. SDeak -voluntarily in its behalf. It requires a graph ic pen to uescrnie me lormenis oi ayspepsia, but lu many of the testimonials received by the proprietors of the Bitten, these are por trajed with vivid tmthfuhics. Constipa tion, biliousness, muscular debility, malari al fevers anl rheumatism ara relieved by it. Siiilou's Curf. will immediately relieve Croup, 'Whooping CourIi, and Bronchitis. Sold by W . E. JJement & Co The Rev. Geo. II. Thayer, of Rour bon, lnd., says: Wlotli my.el anil wife owe our lives to Siiilou's Consumption Curi:." Sold by AY. K. Oement. Are you made miserable by Indiges tion, Constipation, JMzzincss, Loss of Appetite, Yellow Skin? SIuohN Vital izer is a positive cure. For ale bv Y. K. Dement & Co. White Oak Liniment. Cures Rheumatism, Lanio Bad:, Head ache, Toothache, and all Ache- and Tains. Price, .-0 cents. WILSON'S HAIR TONIC. Wilson's Hair Tonic will siretigthcu the roots of the hair, rcmoie all dandrulland tenderness from scalp, and by making the hair healthy, promotes new growth. Con tains no sucar of lead. In addition to its pow er of saving the hair it is an elegant hair dressing. race, so cents. HALL'S JUNIl'ER KIDNEY CORE. For diseases of the urinary and genital organs. Ualls Juniper K idney Cure is prepared ac cording to a receipt written by Dr. Hall and Is purely vegetable compounded in concen trated form. lrice, 75 cents. NORWEGIAN FILE CORE. Norwegian Tile Cure is a liquid prepara tion for botli external and Internal piles. For external piles to be applied with a sponge ; for internal piles to be injected with a small syringe. This preparation is far su- fenorto ointment. Stops pain instantly. 'rice, TtD cents. MEXICAN SALVE Is the best ointment in the world for cuts, sores, ulcers, bruises, sw elling and all skin diseases. Price, 25 cents. HALL'S FAMILY TILLS. For bllliousness, costivenexs, torpid Hvcr and dyspepsia arc not excelled. They are purely vegetable, and active In effect with out griping. Price, 25 cents. FOR SALE BY TV. E. DE5D3NT & CO, For the best photographs and tintypes go to Crow's Gallery. THE DRUMMER'S BEST GIRL. He hurried up to the office as soon as he entered the hotel, and, without waiting to register his name, inquired eagerly: "Any letter for meV" The clerk fumbled over a bun dle with the negligent air that comes of practice, then flipped one a very small one on the coun ter. The traveling man took it with a very curious smile that twisted his pleasant looking face into a mask of expectancy. He smiled more as he read it. Then, oblivious of other travelers who jostled him, he laid it tender ly against his lips and actually kissed it. A loud guffaw startled him. "Now, look here, old fellow," said a loud voice, "that won't do, you know. Too spooney for any thing. Uonfcss, now, that votir wife didn't write that letter.' "No, she didn't," said the drum mer, with an amazed look, as if he would like to change the subject. "That letter is from my best girl." The admission was so unex pected that the trio of friends who had caught him said no more until after they had eaten a good dinner and were seated together in a chum's room. Then they began to badger him. "It's no use you've got to read it to us. "Dick," said one of them, "we want to know all about voar best girl." "So you shall," said Dick, with great coolness I will give you the letter and you can read it yourselves. ThereVit is," and he laid it open upon the table. "I guess not," said the one who had been loudest intlemanding it. "We like to chafTa little, but I hope wo are gontlemen. The young lady would hardly care lo luvo ner letter refut-WHins-crowM, and he looked reproachfully at luc friend. "But I insist upon it," was the answer. "There is nothing in it to be ashamed except the spelling; that is a little stiak', I'll admit, but she won't care in the least. Read it, Hardy, and judge for yourself." Thus urged, Hardy took up the letter, shamefacedly enough, and read it. There were only a few words. First he laughed, then swallowed suspiciously, and as he finished, threw it on the table again and rubbed the back of his lund across his eyes, as if troubled with dimness of vision. "Pshaw!" he said; "if I had a love letter like that " and then he was silent. ''Fair play!" cried one of the others with an uneasy laugh. "I'll read it to you, boys, said their friend, seeing that they made no move to take it, "and I think you'll agree with me that it it a model love letter." And this is what he read: Mi Owen deer PaPa: I sa mi PRairs every nite and Wen I kis yure Pictshurel ASK god to bless you gOOd biPaPa yure best gurl Dolly. For a moment or two the com pany remaineu suenr, wutie tne little letter passed from hand to hand, and you would have said that each and everyone had hay fever, by the snuffling that was heard. Then Hardy jumped to his feet: "Three cheers for Dolly aud three cheers for Dick's best girl!" They were given with a will. Avers Hair Vigor pre verts the hair from falling, and restores gray hair to its original color. Aj-cr"s Almanac, at your druggist's. There is a small tree growing in a gulch near Tuscarora, Nevada, the foliage of which at certain sea sons is said to be so luminous that it can be distinguished a mile away on a dark night. In its immediate season it emits sufficient light to enable a person to read the finest print. Its luminosity is said to be due to parasites. The blood cleansing qualities of Ayer's garsaparilla render it inval uable in skin disorders. Shiioh's Catarrh Remedy a posi tive cure for Catarrh, Diptheria and Canker Mouth. Soldhv VV. E-Demenf A Nasal Injector tree witli each bottle of Shiioh's Catirrh Remedy Vrice 50 cents. Sold by Yv . E. Dement "Hackmetack." lasting and fra grant perfume. Price 25 and CO cents, Soldby W.E. Dement. agfltW'pSiPiy gw JACOB e ttv" a t w m of Eat remi SOIS CURES RHEUMATISM, Lumbago, Backache, Head ache, Toothache. 1STEUHALGIA, Sore Throat, Swellings, Frost bites, Sprains, SCIATICA, BRUISES, BURNS, SCALDS. For Stablemen and Stockmen, Til Greatest Bomedy Known for llorso and Cattle Diseases. Chronic Cases 40 Years' Standing Cured Permanently. Crippled Cases Throw Away Crutches; Cured 1'ermiineiitly. Chronic Cases At Once ltelleved ; Cured Tromptly. Chronic Cases Cnred 'Without Itolapso ; No Iteturn of Pain. Chronic Cases Cured ; No Pain In Many Years. Sold by Druggutt and Dealers Ercrjwhere. The Charles A. Vogeler Co., Enlto., 2Id. HOTELS AND KESTAUKANTS WSJ. .ILtKI. Irop"r. 111 1. 101 U Free ('o:tc!i ti Hit- 3iiMa. Milt!'.. r i:.v-.ox. r tootc TMSi EVENSON & COOK. On tho European Plan. I.A1UIK CJ.E.N UUOMS, A FinST-CLASS 11KSTA UHAXT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Families, r.te. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats. Etc., Cooked to Order. WATER St., Opp. Foard JL StoliCH A FIRST CLASS SALOON linn in connection with the Premises. The nest or WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Good Billiard Tables and l'rhatc Card Rooms. THE Casino Bestaurant One block from the 0. It. & N. Dock, M. M.SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Meal For 25 Cents. Oysters iu any Stjle, 23 cents. In connection with this Popular Restau rant Is run a li-st-class Saloon, well stocked with choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Boat Building. JOE LEATHERS Is at the old stand prepared to build all kinds oi boats used on the 1'acillc Coxst. Builder of steamers Electric. Favorite, Towjuin, and others. Model Making a specialty. Stock and Workmanship tlrst.class. el! -BOY YO -BOY YOOK Groceries Provisions OF Foard & Stoles Their largely Increasing trade enables them to self at the very low est margin oi profit while giving you goods that are ol ilrst class quality. Goods Delivered All Over the City. The Highest Price raid for Junk, 3 nil gji Jh9I bo Strik Rich! -CASH.- & SPHCIiiZ. IN s Knit Woo! Underwear, And in Men's and Boys' Clothing. TUESDAY, JAN. 10th, 1S8S, I will commence selling the following six different line3 in first clas3 regular make of Knit Yool TJndershirts and Drawers regardless of first cost, on account of my having tho sol6 agency of Conger's Patent "Chest Shield" Undershirts and House's Patent "Double Seated" Drawers. These Jines I place on sale at S1.25 each shirts or drawers, making 52.50 per suit, most of which I formerly sold at 3.50 por snit, viz: Hens Fine Wool Scarlet Undershirts or Drawers. Men's Fancy Stripo Wool Vienna Undershirts or Drawers. Men's Fine AYool Baclsslrin Tint Undershirts or Drawers. Men's Fancy Stripe Wool Gray and AVhito Undershirts or Drawers. Men's Fancy Stripe Wool Scarlet and White Undershirts or Drawers. Men's Condo Wool Mottled Undershirts or Drawers. These nbovo lines of goods are all non-shrinking, and of nniform durability, finished Beam", and general perfection of manufacture. MEN'S AND BOYS' CLOTHKG. Having closed out from the manufacturers at the closing of tho year, entire lines in suits, pants, to., which were made up for last fall's trade, and which I guarantee are first class as to make, fit, etc., and at figures which enables mo to offer them at factory prices. Theso said linc3 aro too numerous to mention in this space. Among said lines I have some boys' (13 to 17) all wool Cheviot Suits for $7.50, which are cheap at oven 10.00; Men's all wool California Cassimere Suits for $13UHJ wnicn arc staple nt $iv..ru; unildrens (i to 'J) uvercoats at S4.W, formerly S3.50-. Boys' (S to 10 Overcoats S3.0, formerly S4.50: Youth's (12 to 17) Overcoats 54.30, formerly $j.50; Men's fine Overcoats, I. i. OSCOQJJ, Kinnej'a Brick Building, Astoria, Oregon. Opposite llcscnc Ensinc House. 5Se tiJU)rTrmMllis.USSURM.IRELwic EttA7S7j- GIUND PRIX PAltIS, 1873, AND GHAND CUOSS OF THE LEGION D'HONNEUR. They received the ONLY GOLD MEDAL For FLAX THREADS at the London Fisheries SSsshibitiosa. 1833. And have been awarded HIGHER PRIZES at tho various ITEHRSATIOAL EXPOSITIONS Than the goods of any other IN THE WORLD. Quality Can Always loo Sepeaded oa, Em km jfiSDemen use no HENEY BOYLE & Co., 517 and 519 Market Street, - SAN FRANCISCO ACENTS FOR PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twine, Eope and Wetting Constantly on Hand, SEINES, POUNDS and TRAPS furnished to order at Lowest Factory Prices. Consistinjjof -1 CAR I.OABS of fine Artistic and Plain Furniture, Carpets, Oil Cloth, Madras-Silk LACE AND PORTIERE CURTAINS, Dado Shades, to., Has Arrived. These goods were purchased direct from Eastern Manufacturers and shipped before the recent advance in freight, the benefits thereof we propose to share with our customers. Call and See Us. CHAS. HEILBORN. ONE PKICE.- etc. j..j....-..m.'. one r.