cv $fcc gaitg ftovum. ASTORIA. OREGON: "WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 23. 18ST CAURYIXG WHEAT TO SEA. During a recent trip through Ore gon aud "Washington, that -which was the most singular of all that was seen by the writer, was the irnusrer of wheat over the switchback to Tacoma. Nothing more artificial, nothing more incongruous, can be imagined than to carry wheat up over those Cascade mountains, zigzagging over a sleep grade, a few cars at a time, an enor mous 100-ton engine at each end, pull ing and tugging, and boosting and gripping on the sharply-inclined track, at an enormous expense, carrying grain to tide water, when the natural, easy, marked-out way by nature and the laws of commerce would be and is down the Columbia river to Astoria. On seeing the grain thus lifted up, up, up, among the eternal snows, and then lowered as abruptly to the other side, and carried hundreds and hun dreds of miles from its source to its destination, our first thought was one of remembrance of discussions with Portland papers in bygone years when the argument of The Astorian was that deep-sea going vessels, carrying grain, could load at Astoria cheaper than they could at Portland, and the argument of the Portland papers was that ''the nearer yon can bring an ocean carrying vessel to the wheat fields the cheaper j'ou can load her." The arguments of the Portland papers were then disproved by facts and fig ures furnished by The Asterian: these same arguments are now being fur ther disproved by the logic of events. The Astorias's arguments were then and are now irrefutable; they were not then and are now not suscep tible of successfull contradiction. As in '81 and '82, and every year since, wheat could and can be loaded cheaper at Astoria than at Portland. "Wheat should be worth as much afloat at Astoria as afloat at San Fran cisco. Under proper conditions it can be. From reasons that need here no j more than passing allusion, the wheat loading is passing from Portland. The inevitable has arrived. It is for Portland to choose; which shall it be, ' Astoria or the Sound? At present Portland's answer seems to be adverse i to her own interests. The interests I of Portland and Astoria are identical; ' what affects the one affects the other; if, as is plain, the wheat must be laaded elsewhere than at Portland, ' why not at Astoria? j This is the present status of this, important question. ! The matter is, of course, purely a j business one. "When Portland ship-' pers find, as they ultimately will, that ' the business is transferring itself away ' from 'tho point nearest the placo where the crops are grown' they wilJ , load at that point where the grain can be loaded the cheapest That point j is not Portland, nor Tacema: it is at ; Astoria, and every dictate of bu siness. ' finance and commuuity interest point to Astoria as the loading place for j deep sea going vessels carrying for eign the grain surplus of the Colum bia basin. .4 MISTAKES' IDEA. All the branches of the so-called labor parties are resolving that gov ernment ought to take control of the telegraph system. There might be conditions and there may be a time in which government control of the tele graph system would be the leaser of two evils; but under any cironm- sianuas it would be an evil. Tor ii would be an erection of a new and pow- j erful monopoly. It is slraugo thai those who profess themselves most in jured by and most resolved upon the abolition of monopolies should be the first to advocate the relegation of all business to certainly the most abso lute and possibly the most corrupt of all monopolies. It has always been a matter of doubt to the wisest business men whether business of that kind can be conducted by government as eco nomically or as free from scandal as by private persons. It is plain that if government should take and run the telegraphs of the country, it would soon be asked to take railways un der its control, and, indeed, most e: the advocates of a government telegraph sysfem are prepared to advocate a government rail way system. After this, govern ment control of mines, factories, and all other branches of industry would come easily. The administration would be the universal wage-payer and the people its dependents. This would be a system of nominal social, ism and absolute despotism. No dic tator or band of oligarchs has ever had so strong a bit in the jaw of the people as the foolish ones who would make government the national wage payer would devise. Our telegraph system is faulty enough, but its fault is that 6t a monopoly tempered by fear of competition. Charges of tele- graphic service, though too high, are not absolutely oppressive, and they are lower than they were a few years ago. Any attempt to seriously in crease them could not fail to bring a new company into existence. A law to regulate interstate telegraphic service may iu time be wisely de manded, but governmental regulation is one thing and governmental con trol auolhcr and u very different thing. jIr. Blaine's second cauvass for president if he makes a second can vass, as now seems probable will be free from some of the unpleasant feat ures which attached to the canvass of 1S&L Everything of a personal na ture which can be said, has been said. The Mulligan letters will now pro voke only a peal of chestnut bells, and if the Indianapolis paper were to print photographic views of five different marriage certificates running through a series of years, the sensation would provoke no interest at home or abroad. Ir. Cleveland, also, if he be the nom inee of his party, will be spared fur ther reference to the Maria Halpiu ep isode. The absorbing question will bo protection or free trade, and in the discussion of the mighty issue, tho pre-nuptial peculiarities of the candi dates will be lost sight of. John Coxxess, who was United Stales senator from California, from 18G3 to 1SG9, and who narrowly es caped being made secretary of the in terior by Grant, is now running for alderman of the city of Boston, upon what ticket we do not learn, but as he is supported b' the Boston Herald wc conjecture it is not the Republican ticket Sewator Councss was always a turbulent, if not a controlling, ele ment in California poiitics, and unless age has impaired his vigor, he will make a strong run but alderman! "When from his toils be found release, lie died a justice of the peace." "What Push Can Accomplish. The first experience of a millionaire merchant of Philadelphia on his ar rival in this country aptly illustrates what push can do. When he stepped ashore from the sailing vessel, he said, "1 was without money or friends I spoke to a man on the wharf and asked him what to do. He replied -wont, young man. nave you any motto?' 'No,' I said; 'what do you mean?' He said: 'Every man must have a motto. Now, think of one. Go out and hunt for work.' "' "I started, thinking of a motto. As I walked along the street I saw painted on a door the word 'Push.' I said, 'that shall be my motto.' I did push at that door and entered an of fice. I was asked what I wanted. I said: 'Work; and the word on your door gave me not only a motto, but confidence. " "My manner pleased the man. He asked me many questions, all of which were answered prompt! v. He said at last: I want a boy of push, aud as you have adopted that as your motto, i win try you" "He did. My success followed, and the motto that made my fortune will make that of others." The word is old, short and crisp, but it expresses everything ?nd has carved out fortune and fame for hun dreds of thousands of poor and ob scure boys. JJrff Goods Chroukh. IJsifklojj's Arnica .:i!v'. The IJi:vr .S.vi.m: in the world for rK limine, Sot e-.. rici-r-,.alt Klieum, rVer Sores. Tetter, lt:iitcl Ham!-,, Chilblains Corn., and all ".Skin Krii tions, and positively cuie- Pile-., or no pay require!, unguaranteed to gie pel feet .satisfaction, or mor.ey refunded. Price Or, cents per box. For sale by Jv Dement. Nome Fin House II:uitj. For sale to-day and Jo-niMrrow a? Dr. .lay Tuttle's. Owing to removal, lle-e line plants are offered for Nile. Tit in important. As we must give no possession of the Sov room after New Year'.s. we will sell V.'auoii-, Velocipede-, Doll ('.linages. Wheelhai lows and Toj-s at cost, allhe New Yoifc Novelty Store. So5fir Coast TiI:I'aI2;s For issa, at (JuiFn.Y & Ui:i:is. Acli moii Icclgccl Xty Ail That we. have the finest stock of Holiday Coods and Novelties in the city. (ii:iFPI.Vtt ItKKI). Shilnli's Vitahzer is wn.it you need fir Constipation, Loss of Appetite, Diz ziness and all .symptoms of Dyspepsia. Price 10 and 7o cents per bottle. Sold by W. E. Dement. Sleepless Nights nip.de miserable by that terrible cough. Shilolfs Cure is the remedy for you. Sold bv V. E. De ment cc uo. Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath secured by Shilolfs Catarrh Rem edy. Price ro cents. Nasal Injector free For sale by W. E. Dement Any case of Croup can be easily treat ed and cured by using "The "Child's Couirh Syrup." Full directions with each package, which can only br pur chased at Dement's drug store. For the very best pictures go to II. S. Shuster. For the best photographs aud tintypes go to Crow's Gallery. Sweet Apple Cider At the Astoria Soda Works. Partnership Notice. NOTICE IS IIEKKBY GIVEN Til vTTHE undersigned have this dav formed a partnership uuiler the firm Title of "The Co lumbia Boiler Works" with place of business near uie mot oi wasmngion smct. m the cltv of Astoria. Oregon. Witness our hands this, the 27t'a day of December, 1887. Wm. NORTON. PETER GORMAN. IDEAL TS. REAL. The night fiend on a daily paper, even in as small a town as ours, sees many strange things. Of course ho must be on the qui vivo for news, and if he sees a man standing i:i a dark corner he in tuitively tries to fathom the motive of tho individual in thus exposing himself to the pitiless elements. Is ho there to waylay somo out, or has his great soul been so embittered by misfortune, that he tikes refuge in solitude to brood and moan over his wirrow? An instance oc curred in onr experience last week illus trating the point, lie stood, at the dead of night, alone, upon the darkenod street; the wintry wind, with dismal monu, blew in his face the s!eet. AH homeless and forlorn he stood, no roof or shelter near: while- from the bleak and barren sirwt, tho wind swept cold and drear. J-r-chanco ho dreamed of utmrdaui when as a child ho played; of bygen sorrows that shed their rays on hill, and uleii ami glade. Of mother's lips that brci.theu and prayed, for him in manhood's vars: of mother's hands that stroked his i.r.ir, of mother's sighs and tears; of graves where lie his friends of yore, of rcat that he would love, of facs fond he k:i ..- be fore, now smiling from alxive. IV r chance alas! Whv try to sek I be sor rows he has known? The silent tear rolls down his cheek, and froin his ifS a groan. Perchance he see-? the Mil-ige greon, afar from strife and sin but now comes Marshal Itobinson, and runs him in. Drunk and disorderly C and rust. Walla Walla riiio:t. 3Iai:kike. In Astoria, December J7th. iss7, :.t the u'-idence of Uev. (Sen. C Halt Dr. E. 15. Stone and Mrs. Ada Ilieklin, or Ihvaco, AV.T. CURES RHEUMATISM, Lumbago, Backache, Head ache, Toothache. NETTEAIiGrlA, Sore Throat, Swellings, Frost bites, Sprains, SCIATICA, BRUISES, BURNS, SCALDS. ForStablemen and Stockmen, The Greatest Ilemctly Known for Horse and Cattlo Diseases. Chronic Cases 40 Ycum' Standing Cured Permanently. CripJcil Cases Throw Away Crutches; Cured I'crinaneiitly. Chroiiir Casos At Oner Ilclievod ; Cured i'toiijptly. Chronic Cases Cured Without IJelanse ; No 2'cturit f I'ain. Chronic Caes Cured : No I'ain In '.laiiy Years. Sold by Druggids awl Dcaltrs EKriwhtre. The Charles A. Vogcler Co., Halto.,3Id. -THE- DIAMOND PALMS! GUSTAY HANSEN, Prop'r. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Tine At extremely I-ow Prices. All Cooils Uoiislit at Thi EslablUbxnrnl Warranted Genuine. Watch ami CZoclc 2.iairic3g; A SPECIALTY. Comer Cass and Siuen:nnua Streets. DIAMONDS. JEWELRY. S3. o WATCHES. CLOCKS GliAND rnnac h'POTnra uLiniw rUhHifiu And Ball By The Scandinavian Benevolent Society, At Itnss' Opera House, December 29th, IS37. Chlidrcirs Christmas Festival from 4 to 8 o'clork iu the Af'einoon. Crami IJall after 8 o elooK. The Western Amateur Kami lias been se cured, and no pains or expense u ill be spared to make the entertainment a complete suc cess. Admission, Children - - - .lOeSn (Each Child will deceive a Gift.) Sppt!tatorH(froni4 toS) - - - 2.1 etH Ticket for the Ka'l - - - SI .00 COM5IITTKE OF ATlKAXOEilKCTS : MARTIN" OLSEN. Al'O DAXIKLSOX. Erick John-son. J. M. 0lskn Frank Eki.uxj. L, 3HL& WATCH MAKER. nxK Jewelry, Watches and Clocks Suitable for Holiday Pres ents at Lowest Prices. Watch and Clock Repairing a Specialty. IsnEATREMEyi DiaioiiilB i Jewelry MSiuDzaaap ir a h WHOLESALE AND Fine Groceries, Provisions and Mill Feed. Crockery, Glass f Plated Ware. The Largest and finest assortment of Sesli Fsruits and Tegstables. lUceivcd fresh -! ullj DUlm mum IS THE PLACE TO I5lY OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS. A FULL AND COMPLETE STOrK OF IP $$ S P Holiday and Juvenile Books. M..I. .I. .." ci?rgxryrtvxJ?.rjA.7miJj'.3Yry OTVVP CTV1 ' IfiS 12S iSft :Vk k'Sijya 2j FI8E BRICK ukai Hay, Oats, and Straw, Lie, Brit Cement, Sail and Plaster Wood Drlircreil to Order. Ira ins. Teaming and Kjrcss lluIness. gt; -w r.. E. j:5KMSZ -''f Ill'f nit' " wC ijT nui. or to F1EI lOffllS Promptly AT LOWEST PRICES IN Fruits and In Season. Kverjtliinjr Warranted a Kciilfni . l.""z rr : rzr. -k ; New Model Range CAN P.K HAD IN ASTOKIA, ONLY OK aras c&cxi2 tibixb Etf BB jtoOBRsfH Aeat. Call and Kviinme II ; You Will Se Plcaved. E. K. Haues Is ako Agent for the Buck Patent Cooking Stove, AND OTIIKU I'lKST (JI.AS5 STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittings. Etc.. a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand nsmr- :'zrm J? i" -1.1" X' ... .CBiMfWrVSW Jl- -J!- . '. ' S'- .N C I IMCW riii i f.c"i-riMr? a cDrriAiTV u LiNEM GILL NETTING A SPECIALTY. ESTAI5LISHEI) 1S42. CAPITAL, SXO.OOO The Oldest and Largest filanufacturers of IN THE UNITED STATES. Salmon Purse Seines. SataonPoM Nets. Salmon Bill If els. "Fish Nettings of all kinds supplied at the shortest possible notice, and at the lowest rates. All made from our Shephard GoldMKfledal Twines. Guaranteed to bo the strongest and most desirable twine now made especially for tho PACIFIC COAST MSIIERIES. This TWINE is manufactured only bv ourselves, directly from tha raw material, and costs no more in NETTINGS than the cheaper grades. Send for samples; also for onr illustrated catalogue. Highest awards at Boston, Philadelphia and London. American. STet and BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS. KETAIL DEALER ES every Steamer. feW&.tXiei3.igkalia&iUfc:c n: in FJRE CLAY NTK.131KSS yi?Tl el & R un B R fben P. Parker,Master. iVrTinviM:. ki:ek;iit erCHAi: ii. it. Miciii:i:. M PROM Delivered ANY PART OF THE CITY, Vegetables Uoprcsi'iilri!. Conifr Chenaimis and Mrei'i. X'i?21r',"X . -'.7- Twine Company, 1 Hosiery and WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED DIRECT FROiT EASTERN MANUFACTURERS A LARGE LOT OF Gents', Laflies' ani CMlta's Hosiery aid Werwear. Also a full line of German Yarns, Saxony Yarns, Victoria Zephyrs, Embroidery Silks, Knitting Silks, in aii Colors and Shades. Sole agent in Astoria for the Celebrated Schober & Mitchell's Fine Shoes. W. T. PARKER, Manager. a. Or. is,353:auS3-,3?:s:, ggP '?&$& P COLT'S New Lightning, 40 and 45-60. COLT'S New Baby Shotgun, 28-inch. COLT'S 44, 41 and 38, Single and Double Action Revolver. Lord Coniin, and Diamond 22 cal. Pistols. Consisting of t CXIi LOADS of fine Artistic and Plain yrniiure3 Carpeis5 Oil Cloth, Madras-Silk LACE AND PORTIERE CURTAINS, Dado Shades, &c, Has Arrived. These goods were purchased direct from Eastern Manufacturers and shipped before the recent advance in freight, the benefits thereof we propose to share with our customers. Call and See Us. INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA MAMIE INSURANCE CO. FltANK DKKU5I .Trcsl.lent V. IL SMITH ..Vice-1'res.hlcnt JOHN A. CIIILO Secretary No. 1G0 Second St., Portland, Or. I. W. Case, Agent, Astoria, Or. Elmore, Sanborn & Co. COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Fire Insurance AGENTS. Kviiresc ntltu; the Largest and Most Kelia ble lure Insurance Companies. All IIiLsiness promptl yjand accurately tran acted. FlaveliWharf. - Astoria OreKon. CAPITAL STOCK. - - $500,000 THE NORTHWEST INSURANCE CO. E. Reach President McCraken- .Vice President I.oe enben? Treasurer P. E:irliart .... Sec'y aud Manager DIKECTOia. Locuenbcrg.T. 3C.GI11, II. L Pittock, . Peach, DJXOIipuant, F. Eggert No. 33 "Washington street, Portland, Or. L. BOYLE, Agent. Astoria, Oregon. Ollice at I. X. L. Packing Co, Deposited in Orepn, $300,000 ASSETS, 3 5 5. 3 OX, 2 S S. Koyal, Norwich-Union and Lancashire Com biuation Joint Policy. Union of San Francisco. Germanta of New York. State Investment of California. Anglo-Nevada Assurance Corporation. 3IAMNE .INSURANCE COVERED BY OUR OPEN POLICIES. Elmore, Sanborn & Co. Agents. Grand OP H0LI0AY GOODS New Year's -A.17 The New York Novelty Store Opposite Parker House, Main St., Astoria. Special Attention Given to All Orders By Mail. Underwear ! Drial & Go's French Shoes, aud Laird, dafiSS2265283 CHAS. HEILBORN. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe. North British and Mercantile of London aud Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut. Commercial of California Agricultural, of Watertowu, New York, London & Lancashire ot Liverpool, Eng.. Fire Insurance Companies, Itepresent in a capital of (rr,ooo.OOO. IS. VAX DUNEN. Agent. Seaside Bakery. Bed Iflillc Bread ami CAKES OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturer of Fine Candles. Ornamental Confectionery And Ice Creams. Wliolesile and Retail Dealer In Candles. R, II. JACKSON. The Oregon Bakery A. A. CLEVELAND, Trop'r. (M Bread, Cafce ait Pastry None but the Beat Materials Used. Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers Bread delivered In any part of the city. Astoria Iron Ms. Concomly St., Foot of Jackson, Astoria. Or General MacniDists ai Boiler laiers. Land and Marine Engines BOIHBZS WORK, Steamboat Work and Cannery Work A SPECIALTT, Castings of all Descriptions Made to Order at Short Notice. ... President. ..... Secretary ... -..Treasurer. ..Superintendent. J. O. IIUSTXElt,. I. W.Cask, JOHN FOX.... Display 0'JEL Presents,