The daily morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1883-1899, November 26, 1887, Image 1

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Newspaper Page TextOJ ", f- ' t. VOL. XXIX, NO. 125. ASTORIA, OREGON. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER M, JScS7 PRICE blYE CENTS. Cm iml dl?lfIT Tl IS w v .' ivJl mm ? TK D. LJ TUES Is fast approac reunions and parents as t should re husban mem Have had selected espe Francisco for the last six we supply, until we can confide menced to arrive and now t BUSINESS CARDS. TOIXX U. SMITH. .. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Ofclce. Room 4 and 5. over City Bookstore. GK . KULAXD, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Tct In Kinney's Block, opposite City Hall. Astoria. Oregon. e. w. rctTox. , o. c ruiroy FCLTOK BROTHERS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. ' rjcioms & and 6, Odd Follows Building. C. K. TnOMSO.X, Attorney at Law and Notary Public. "" rfnwM il attention ir"vn tn nractim In thi 'tJ.rf. Land Office, and the examination of land title. A f ul 1 set of Abstract Books for Clatsop County in office. Money to loan. l...OvifiCE Rooms 4 and 5, OTer City Book Htoro. T q. A.BOWLBT, Attorney and CoRBgcllor at Law i'V. om ce on Chenaraas Street, Astoria, Oregon F, D. WIXTOM ATTORNEY AT LAW. Booms No. 11 and 12, Py thlau Castle Build- j B. WATSON, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All business beforo the U. S. Laud Office a pedalty, Abtokia, - - Okeoox. T G. UIXKLEY, 1. D. S. DENTIST. Is associated with OIL LA FOItCL. Kooms U and 12 Odd Fellows Building. ASTORIA, - - OREGON. " !") - li. ASO J. A, rUJLTOX. Physicians and Surgeons. Office ou Cass street, three doors south of Odd Fellow's oulldlng. Telephone No. 41. TAt TUTTLE, SL D. PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON Ornc Rooms 6 Pythian Building. Residjekct-On Cedar 8treet. baek of PL Mary's Hosnltai. AB. SHAW. DENTIST. o$ss la Ansa's Bufliiaf , up sialrs. eor .nWi Wf j w-os- &(. . AUoria BE OMEI hing; that great fond remembr he parents are member their w ds; when lover r bers friend, and us" sh cially for them in the East, a eks watching an the late Eu ntly assert that no such disp hat they are all here we sha Ttt.O. B.KSTEM. J'HYSICIAX AND .SUIiGEON. t ick : Gem Building, up .'airs, Astoria, rKon. D" . ALnCt'- KI.V.VKV. Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only atteii'i patient at his o'llce. and may be found there at any hour. JAR. PUtXK. AK. PHYSICIAN AND SUKGKON. Opposite Telegraph Offlre. Astorin. On-cou. f " ICliO K. IMCIKKU SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AND Bx-Clty Surveyor of Astona ItaMdent e : Near Clatsop Mill. Robt, Collier. Deputy. E. C. II OLD TV. Notary Public, OommisBionor of Deeds For Washington Tenitory. AfCTIONEER, KCAL ESTATE AND IXSDUAXCK AGh.M. Office at Ko'den's Auction 3tooms. Chcna- mus Street, Asrona. Oregon. A. SMITH. DENTIST. Rooms l and 2 Tjthlan Building over C IL Cooper's btore. MISEIPEI 'My plantation Is In a malarial lli trlct wliero fever and nsuo prevail. 1 employ 150 liands: freanently lialf of thepnvero sick. I tvai- nearly dis couraged when I began tho uto of Ms P Tho rcsnlt vra marvellous. JIv tnen became strong and hearty, nnd I liavo had no furthur trouble. "With tlieso pills, I vrould not fear to llvo In any kwunip." E."niVAL, Bayou Sara, La. SOLD EVERYWHERE. Office, 44 Murray St., HewYork. E. C. HOLDER, AUCTIONEER Si COMMISSION ACENT. ESTABLISHED 1874, Dealer in New and Second-hand Furniture and Bedding. "Will conduct Auction Sales of Land, StotK or Household Goods in the country. Will appraise and purchase Second-hand Furniture. Consignments solicited. Quick Sales and Prompt Cash Returns Guaranteed. Astoria Agent forDally and Weakly Or. ft m.BLM. To Prep R a. mnnainMnnMnnniuTntiM TUA sakP est holiday of ances; when ch sure to do the ives as the wi emembers swee when "the poor ould not be forg are for this large assortment of Christm ropean arrivals, and selectin lay in our line has ever been 11 have a GRAND OPENI THE QUEEB3ESS OP THINGS. Some of the Unaccountable Inconsist encies of Life. This is n sort of topsy l ' world. No one cm be satifiiii. One man is stnifjglin-; to get jus tice and others are flying1 from it. One man is saving up to buy a house and another i- tryir to sell his dwelling for loss than it cost, to gtt rid of it. One man is spending all the money he can earn to take a girl to the theatre and sending her flowers, in the hope that he may eventually make her his wife, and hib ncinh bor is spending all the gold he has saved to get a divorce. Smith is drinking imported ale to put flesh on, while Johnson is living on crackers and walking ten miles a d&y to reduce his avoirdu pois. The laborer with ten children keeps out of debt on S10 a week, while many an unmarried bank official with &100 a week can't get along without helping himself to the bank's funds. Robinson takes sherry to give him an appetite, while Brown, who has a wine cellar, can't touch a drop of it on account of his apo plectic tendencies. The doctor tells Merrill that if he doesn't stop work and take a rest he will ro into a decline, and then tells Blakely that if he does not aban don his sedentary position and go off somewhere and work on a farm he will die of torpidity of the liver. One man is ordered to eat eggs because they are nutritious, and another is cautioned to leave them alone becauso they produce bile. One man keeps a pistol to pro tect himself against burglars, while ins neighbor doesn't keep ono for fear of shooting some mem ber of the family by mistake. You will sometimes see a man planting trees about his place for the shade; and, at the same time, you will see another cutting dowu all the trees about his house be cause thej- produce too much mois ture. Ono rich man wears poor clothes because he is rich and can do any thing, while a poor man wears fine clothes because be js poor aud wants to'create the impression that be is not. CK DAY. GOODS the year; the ildren should re ir children; wh ves are sure t theart and frie that are always otten dTiini as goods, and our Harry g the latesi patterns, and choi made in Astoria, as we shall NO DAY of which due not On -nan i3 killed by accident, jMid another tries to commit suicide :::! Uib. One man escapes all the IU-im'-is that flesh is heir to and is kiliid on a railread: another man goe-i through halt a dozen war, uii hour a scratch and tiion lir-i of whooping cough. The piizt- fighter reforms and becomes a preaeiier, while the the ological student leaves his univer sity to become a professional base ball pitcher. The man who can make twent; thousand dollars u year as a gen eral thing can't save a ct ::t, while the man who is thrifi and wise is seldom o gifted that he can earn anything at all. We know wealthy inenchaut who keeps half a dozn horses, who recently stated that his store was closed on account of a Htnlyday;" and we know a proof readr who spell severy word in tl e Engl s language correctly, and the only time experiences any horso is when he eats horse radish. Good people die and bad people live. The man who is fat with health can't get employment, and the the man who is making money hand over fit has to give up busi ness on account of ill health. Linguia's are keeping peanut stands, and monkeys arc writinu newspapers. Jn a railroad collis ion the dancing master usually loses his feet and the mathemati cian his head. The pugilist breaks his wrist and the opera singer contracts throat trouble. The man who has a colossal for tune is usually obliged to adopt an heir, while the man without a cent usually has a sufficent num ber of heirs to satisfy half a dozen capitalists. One man won't eat bacon for fear of getting trichinosis, and an other swears by Bacon because some people think he wrote Shake speare. Fuck. Arouse tho faculties, stimulate the circulation, purify tho blood,! with Ayer s barsapanlla. "Hacl:ini;rack," a lastuig antl fra grant perfume. Price 25 and 50 cents. Sold by W. E. Dement. Why will you cougn wnen bhlloli's Cure will give immediate relief. Price 10 eta CO eta and SL Seldby W.E-De-maat. SON time of happy member their enhusbands o do their nd re- with G. Smith has been in San cest goods to add to the show. The ooods have com- Tlirnugh the president's confer ence with some of the lideri cf his pait, it i.s prctt well known what hi- recommerrlation to cn,- gress will be as to the surplus cf he tieasury. lhere will be adei init, urgent recommendation fur reduction of the revenues to the ex-ent of about 100,000,000, to be secured by adding to the free list ot imports, reductions of du ties on the necessaries of Jife, and by repeal of the tax on raw tobac- co A TVTEXTY TEAKS' EXVEKIENCB 770 Broadway, N. Y., ) Mareh 17, 1SS6. f I have been using Allcock's Poa ocs Piasters for 20 years, and found them one of the best'of family medi cinen. Briefly summing up my ex perience, I say that when placed on the small of the back Allcock,s Plasters fill the body with nervous energy, and thu3 cure fatige, brain exhaustion, debility and kidney diffi culties. For women and children I have found them invaluable. They never irritale the skin or cause tho slighlest pain, but cure sore throat, croupy coughs, colds, pains in side, back or chesty indigestion and bowel complaints C. D. Fredbicks. Several parties on the bay are offering one dollars a basket fr ovsters, sacks furnished. Com plaint is made by oyster men that thov cannot get sufficient heip to do the culling. For speedy relief aud euro in cases of bronchitis, take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. It controls the cough and induces sleep. PATRONIZE HOME IHDUSTRY Tlicrels no occasion for the most fastidi ous of onr citlzt-ns to senrt to l'ortlaod or San Francisco for Custom ft-iade Clothes As thpy can cct Better Fits. Better Work manship, aud for Xjss VflCo03r ByIavln;thelr0rder3AlthMRAKY. He has just received a l.irjre stok of Goods from the East. Fine Business Suits from S35. Call and So? film and Satisfy Tonriclf. P. J. MEANT, MERCHANT TAILOR. Wanted, A Second-Hand Safe. AN? PERSON HAVING A LARGE SFC-ond-hand lire proof safe for stle, please communicate with the undersigned W. I KOBB. Bcxetary Astoria Building and las a ivUoMatlvo. ' CASK' 1 La OSGOOD. ONE PRICE. ASTORIA, OREGON. 1 SL vlWikUfry : ACENT. 'Scarlet SS&, Extra ' Sa"d jP 'toflllff Wr Heavy ; White lUrfOER Wi SH8BT.E i -. -r. -ea tott rrovia.T. Lac, fffe. ocarieu ! ,xed S-wsm kxittkg mi&rA- Scarlet W?k Qt 'W " Heavy vja .t 1 in 5s-- T..?..- V y Z'f' A i ,- r iiuuii.. y v fir,r?in- .i IT I n M c V W f i i ; is.- ...' ""' r uiou7car fR VVnnl 3 72r.n-in .ill. -.r has- ShpHanri Shetland "Ilk wT mzxZ.1 -LUZERNE KNITIINQ MILLS - J- Wool. m L hi? J?s MTOf ArrtV..'-3KlCM X IVVI rmrSfM rri-i-T-?h. ISl-fflj7 4 fj$BWr& EEi?s?! cP ?r?SSi& tffli-DEH FUKMILLS.USBURNJRELWIdTIv. retina ;s-v dZSh V HOUSE rouHDCD. 1784-.-. f JS GRAXD P1UX PAEIS, 1S73, . AND . g GRA.J7D CROSS OF THE LEGION D'HOXNEUR. They received tho ONLY GOLD MEDAL ' .. For FLAX THREADS at the Xaondon 2Tish.ories Elhibition. 1333. And have bren r.crarJeJ HIGHER PRIZES at the various SNTERWAT39P3AL EXPOSITIONS Tlun th kooqs of any other IN THE WORLD. Quality Can Always "fa Sepeaded o, Eiperleiei FiiSn M i OM HEN EY BOYLE & Co.5 517 and 519 Market Street, - - SAN FRANCISCO ACEHTS FOR PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twine, Rope and Setting Constantly on Hand, SEINES. POUNDS and TBAPS furnished to order at Lowest Factory Prices. -BUYYOCR- Groceries! Provisions Their largely incrPi3Hij trade ennh-es them to sell at thp very lowest rn.ur.-lB ol profit whl'e glvlns you irooda that are of lirst c:as (inJlty. Goods Delivered AH Oycrihs City. ThoHishost Price Paid for Junk. -of- tMOMii Foard & blokes i'' v 'i r.i-i v i r?i'Jiinn "3. ' I "' "l j F7nnnrrnrftn Vwrniuri.-iiJii V "" -.w w"&- K7 iffofasK gs Scotch Wool. l &&M 5- 1 i.tt.ixs3uycLnn Oarnaliax! & Go. - ' SUCCESSORS TO I. "W. CASE, jniPORTERS AKD WHOLESALE AlD RETAIL DEALERS TN Corner Chenamus andCass streets. ASTCUtA ----- OREGON BLACKSM1THING, ; t Capt, Rogers old stand, comer of Cam and Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work, 'Horg6hoeine. Wazuns made and wnalrad. Good woik MM f tfl'SQ 3 n nvrrrr-i it j suRraateed. f&mX Ilttfc -JMJ 1 r ,-,-. J lliMWi . .