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ASTORIA, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5, J 887.
VOLXXJX, NO. 80.
PRICE IVE CENTS.
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BUSINESS CARDS.
rOlI.V H. SMITH.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office, Eootn 4 anaS. o er City Book Store.
ixKO. XTOIiAATI.
ATTORNEY AT LAW
te tu Kinney's Block, opposite Citj
Ha'J. Astoria. Oregon.
O Vf V U1.TON. o. c VVUTOS
FUr.TOX BROTHERS,
A rTORXEYS AT LAW.
;:Hini! 5 and 6. Odd Fellows Bulldlug.
0.
K. THOMSON',
Attorney at Law and Notary Public.
Special attention Riven to practice in the
U. x. Land Office, and the examination of
laud titles. A lull sot of Abstract Hooks for
Clatsop County in office.
Money to loan. , ,
omen l'oonis 4 and 5, oyer City Book
Stoic.
q. A. BOWLBY.
Attorney and Counsellor t liaw
utileo on Chouamus Street, Astoria, Oregon
P.
i). tviXToa
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Kooms No. 11 and 12. Pythian Castle Bulld
rutt. "t B. WATSON,
Atty.'at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty.
All business before the U. S. Laud Olllce a
peclalty.
ASTOHIA, - - OllKGOS.
O C. HIXKIiE Y, I. J. N.
DENTIST.
Is associated with Dlt. IiA FOBCK.
Booms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building.
A8TOBIA, ---- OBEGON,
M
JtS. JOB. OWE.VS AIAIR.
ODlce and residence cor. Court and Olney
streets. (Mrs. D. K. Warren's former resi
dence.) Special Attention siren to Women Ms
mH and Diseases of Kj e and Kar.
Office Hours 10 to v:, 'i to 4.
K8. A. li. A1VD J. A. FULTO.V.
IBbysIeiau ami Surgeons.
Ofttee on Cass Btreet, three door- botitli of
odd Fellow's building.
Telephone No. 41.
.r
AY TlITTfiE,3I. I.
"T.SICIAN AND SURGEON
Oi'itick Itoonis C Pythian Building.
Residence On Cedar Street, back of
St. Mary's Hosmtal.
1)
R. O. D. KSTES.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Ofkick : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria,
Oregon.
Dr.
ALFRED KI.V.VKY.
Office at Kinney's Cannery.
Will only attend patients at his office, and
may be found there at any hour.
TJB. JPltAXK. PAGE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Opposite Telegraph Office, Astoria, Oregon.
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"1 EIiO F. PABKEB,
SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY
-AXD-
Ex-CIty Surveyor of Astoria.
Office : N. E. corner Cass an d A stor streets,
Boom No. 8 Up Stairs.
Robt, Collier, Deputy.
E. 8IIAW.
DENTIST.
Booms in Allen's Building, up stairs, cor
ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria
Oregon.
H.
A. SMITH,
DENTIST.
Booms 1 and 2 Pythian Building over
C. H. Cooper's Store.
E.
C. HOLDEV.
Notary Public, Commissioner of Deeds
For Washington Territory.
AUCTIONEER. REAL ESTATE AND
IX8URA.NCE AGEXT.
Office at Holden's Auction Rooms. Cheua
raus Street, Astoria, Oregon.
-AGENCY
MColein&Co.
OF SAN FRANCISCO.
Havel's Wharf and Warehouse,
Astori&i Oregon
C&BHery Supplies at Lowest Prices.
Storage and Insurance at Current Rates.
Banking Department
Drafts on the leading Cities of the World
JOHN F. McGOVERN,
Agerit.
M. Celeatara, Accountant.
Sugar-Coated
Cathartic
If the Liver be
comes torpid, if the
PILLS.
bowels are constipated, or if the stomach
fails to perform its functions properly, use
Ayer's Pills. They are invaluable.
For some years I was a victim to Liver
Complaint, in consequence of which I
suffered from General Debility and Indi
gestion. A few boxes of Ayer's Pills
restored me to perfectjiealth. "W.T.
Brightney, Henderson, W. Ya,
For years I have relied more upon
Ayer's Pills than anything else, to
Regulate
my bowels. These Pills are mild in ac
tion, and do their-work thoroughly. I
have used them, with good effect, in
cases of Rheumatism and Dyspepsia.
G. F. Miller, Attleborough, Mass.
Ayer's Pills cured me of Stomach and
Liver troubles, from which I had suffered
for years. I consider them the best pills
made, and would not be without them.
Morris Gates, Downsville, N. Y.
I was attacked with Bilious Fever,
which "was followed by Jaundice, and
was so dangerously ill that my friends
despaired of my recovery. I commenced
taking Ayer's Pills, and soon regained
my customary strength and vigor.
John C. Pattison, Lowell, Nebraska.
Last spring I suffered greatly from a
troublesome numor on my side. Inspito
of every effort to cure this eruption, it in
creased, until the flesh became entirely
raw. I was troubled, at the same time,
with Indigestion, and distressing pains in
The Bowels.
By the advice of a friend I began taking
Ayer's Pills. In a short time I was free
from pain, my food digested properly, the
sores on my body commenced healing,
and, iu less than one month, I was cured.
Samuel D. "White, Atlanta, Ga.
I have long used Ayer's Pills, in my
family, and believe them to bo tho best
pills made. S. C. Darden, Darden, Miss.
My wife and little girl were taken with
Dj'sentery a few days ago, and I at once
began giving them small doses of Ayer's
Pills, thinkiugl would call a doctor if the
disease became any worse. In a short
time tho bloody discharges stopped, all
pain went away, and health was restored.
Theodore Esling, Richmond, Va. It
Ayer's Pills,
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Haas.
Sold by all Dealers in Medicine.
NATURE'S UXMEUY
fei:
.Disordered Stomach,
j Impaired Digestion.
ISS! Constipated Habit.
A Itemed v which quickly charms
The infant in the mother' arms.
While drooping aue will htrive to drain
Each drop the poblet does contain.
This EKFkKVEsCIMJ SKI.TZKK fine
A blessing pioes to ma and mine.
HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS
PARKER
Wiir. ALLK.. Pron'r.
First Class in Every Respect.
Free Coach to tin House.
CHRIS. KVKXSOS.
r. COOK.
Evenson & Conk
THE
On the European Plan.
LARGE CLEAN ROOZTS,
A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT.
Board by the Day, Week or Month.
Private Rooms for Famine?, Etc.
Transient Custom Solicited.
Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., .Cooked to
Order.
WATER St., Opp. JFoard & SioItOM
A FIRST CLASS SALOON
Bun In connection with the Premises. The
Best of
WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS.
Good Billiard Tables and Prlvato Card
Booms.
Strike It Rich!
BUYYOUR-
Groceries i Provisions
-OF-
Foard & Stokes
Their largely increasing trade enables
them to self at the verylowest margin
of profit while giving you goods
that are of first class quality.
Goods Delivered All Over the City.
The Highest Price Paid for Junk.
House and Lot For Sale.
IN UNION TOWN : HOUSE 3Gx22 FEET,
two stories : To be sold at a bargain.
Apply to JOHNINUNDI.
Uniontown.
AVER'S
TTrTSgmTi
CENTRAL
ram
BILL WIS ON "EQUAL EIGHTS."
The Spirit of the Declaration of Inde
pendence Not Understood.
It is wrong to consider the vari
ety of equality contemplated by
the Declaration of Independence
as likely in any way to be mis
taken for a kind of communism of
brains. We can safely say
that the time will never come when
the men with vast aggregations of
brains will have to divide up with
those who simply have an opening
for brains. That kind of commun
ism would be a mighty good thing,
however, for the people who claim
that political equality is a chest
nut. If the man who dreads tho day
when equality is a settled fact
could work it some way to have
brains divided up equally and
could be around when the division
is made, he would be ahead.
But the equality referred to in
the Declaration is not that kind.
It is the kind that does not chisel
out a poor man's vitals in tho mat
ter of wages and then compel him
to buy everything he needs of his
employer at a big price. It is the
kind that protects the toiler who
appeals to the law as promptly and
efficiently as it does the swollen,
stiff-necked imitation lord, with
his hired brains and his bogus
crest.
Equality in America ought to
mean that the bravest, ablest and
best men should rule the state and
nation. Then the United States
senate will not look like a mass
meeting of plumcers.
When equality is better under
stood and becomes soniething.be
sides an empty name, the term
"political pull" will lose its signifi
cance, and the average voter will
not even need a political pull to
operate an election day cigar.
There has never been a better
banner to fight under since the
world began than that of freedom
and equality before the law, and
the banner that has this device
written on it in a plain, running
hand, will generally be found at
the head of the procession.
The man who is born in Amer
ica finds, as soon as he does so,
that he has in his inside pocket a
small package of inalienable rights,
among which are life, liberty and
the pursuit of happiness. 1 f I e
happens to be born into our si-t 1 e
uses these inalienable rights with
perfect impunity, swapping about
among some of his more unfortu
nate companions until he also has
their inalienable rights. He then
proceeds to make a nuisance of
himself.
Universal equality before the
law has not been asserting itself
very much lately, but the man
who treads on the tail of its coat
:s liable not to get home in time
for lunch, and when he does get
home the chances are that ho will
bring a lobe of his liver with him
in his pocket handkerchief.
There is a little contemptible
fear lurking about in the breast of
a few one-horse Americans that
some one may spring suddenly
upon them and charge them some
day with being the equal of some
body. Their fear is entirely groundless.
They can go to bed every night
feeling perfectly secure in the
comforting consciousness that they
will wake up in the morning free
from any such charge, and no
man will ever go to them and in
sist on an equal division of brains
with them unless he is a man
whoso brains are so abnormally
large that they actually pain him.
When b&by vma sick, we ga o her CwtorU,
When sbo was & Child she cried for Cwtorta,
When she became MIts, tho clung to Castoria,
VVbensbeh&dChildren.shoi.'avbthcmCastorlrt
"To what do you attribute tho
curative properties of your
springs?" asked a visitor at a health
resort. '-'Well," answered the pro
prietor thoughtfully, "I guess the
advertising I've done has had
something to do with it."
fc rvw v Of the good things of
VUVUJ this life are sorrowful
ly let alono on account of Dyspepsia.
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets will euro
Dyspepsia, Indigestion and Constipa
tion; sold on a positive guarantee at
25 and 50 cents, oy
J. W. Conn.
Azalia vs. OW Greek.
Shades of "Joe" Lane, "Joe
Meek, and all the other pioneers
ueiena us: nere uumes uiung an
advertising pamphlet, issued by
the Southern Pacific Railwav Co.,
called "Shasta," and on one of
its pages, representing a topo
frranhical map of Oregon, we find
winding through the canyons of
Douglas county, the "Azalia riv
er." Unon close inspection, we
find this "river" with the aesthetic
name to be none other than that
stream the name of which is dear
to all Orecrenians: Cow oreek.
World
C. B. Wright, ex-president and
now director of the JNortliern Pa
cific railroad, is the patron saint of
Tacoma. Keceutly a beattleite, on
a visit to Tacoma, entered a sa
loon and called for drinks for the
crowd. The v were dulv furnished
and absorbed, and the new-comer
slapped down on the bar the hard
est specimen of a counterfeit in
existence. Lead would have been
a precious metal in comparison
with its" material, and the vork of
a Northern Indian on a totem pole
skillful beside the die-stamp it
bore. "Can't take that thing,"
said the bar-keeper; "a Columbia
river salmon woutdn't bite at it.:s
"Well, you ought to," replied the
stranger; "I know the won't take
it in Seattle, but I thought they
would over here, See here," turn
ing the coin over, "here's C. B.
Wright's name stamped on it."'
And sure enough it was with a
chisol and mallet. The bar-keeper
wilted and "set 'em up."
A Ikefnl Precaution.
It U a useful precaution for the tourist.
the commercial tr.ivtler. tir the emigrant to
the West, to take along Ilotcltcr's StouuHi
Bitters. Invalid? who travel by steamboat
or mil should provide themselves with it. In
order to prevent or remedy the nausea
which the jarrim; ami viliratioii of whiles
In transitu often cmsp-j tliein. Vastly prt r
erable Is it fur this simple, but needful p::i
pose. In the heady ttmtitdlc ited .stimulants
of commerce. On board ship it nut miry
remedlf easl,kn(ss, but neiil alters the
pernicious vnVcls of water .slightly brack s i,
which, f unqualified, is apt tn uiio rie to
Irregularities of Hi- bowels, cramps in the
abdominal region, and tlvspepsia. To tin
aerial poUnn of in.ilin.iitisau cfllclen! an
tidote, friek head iche, heartburn and wind
uiKin tho stomach :ire promptly banished bj
it. It healthfully stimulate lV klduevs :;ml
bladder, anil nullities the e.iriv syinpton's of
rheumatism.
Thomas Van Pelt, of Cln'te',
has bought the Smith River lish
ery and canning establishment at
Smith river.
Chronic Looseners of the Bowels.
Results from imperii et digestion. The
cause lies in the torpidity of tho liver.
A regular habit of body iin be secured
by taking Simmons Liver Itognlator to
aid digestion, to Simulate the dull and
sJiHTgith liver, and rid the system of ex-'l
cessivc and poisonous bile. The Regu
lator corrects acniiiy oi me biomacn.
cures dyspepsia and insures regularity
of the bowels alike fiee from laxity or
enstiveness.
The two Chicago boodlers who
are in the county jail are getting
poetic justice. They declare that
there is sewer gas in their cells,
but the warden says tint if they
had attended to their duties, in
stead of plundering Cook county,
the jail would be in a proper con
dition, and refuse to remove them.
plaint of thousands suffering from
Asthma, Consumption, Coughs, etc.
Did you ever try Acker's English Rem
edy? It is the best preparation known
for all Lung Troubles, sold on a posi
tive guarantee at 10c.. 50c.
J. W. Conn.
"Lemmy, you're a pig!" said a
father to his son, who was five
years old. "Now, do you know
what a pi is?" "Yes, sir. A pig;
is a hog's little boy."
Ayer's Pills are an invaluable
remedy for all diseases of the
stomach, liver, and bowels. This
medicine should be kept in every
family.
The man who is always claim
ing that neaven is his home is al
ways the last one to go home.
Salt-rheum is cured by Aver's
Sarsaparilla. "Write J. C. Ayer
Jo., LiOweii, tor evidence.
The Lake Superior ore output
this year was thirty tons for every
twenty-three tons last year.
Bucklcn's Arnica Salve.
The Best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores. Tetter, nimnnori TTnmic
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Enu
uons, anu positively cures riles, or no
uav reouired. It is pnnmntAPrt r avn
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price 25 cents per box. " For sale by W.
ik' uement.
How's
ur Liver?
Yi
I- the Oriental salutation;
knowing that good health
cannot exist without a
healthy Liver. When the
Liver i3 torpid the Bow
els are siugjh and con
stipated, the food lie3
in the stomach undi
gested, poisoning the
olood; frequent headache
ensues ; a feeling of lassi
tude, despondency and
nervousness indicate how
the whole system is de
ranged. Simmons Liver
Regulator has been the
means of restoring more
people to health and
happiness by giving them
a healthy Liver than any
agency "known on eartli.
It acts with extraor
dinary power and efficacy.
NCVER BEEN DISAPPOINTED.
Asngeneral family remedy forDvspepsIa,
Torpid Liver, Constipation, etc."! hardly
ever use anything else, und have never
been ilisappointo.1 In the effect produced;
It seems to lie almost a perfect cure for all
disc .' of !! utnnttfh and Howel'?.
W . . 5iol.i.u.i, Macon, Uu.
J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Phi hie! '.n Pa
Trice SI .HO.
TiipaCipraMToliacco Store
J. W. EOTTOIil, Proprietor,
Water Street, Two Doors Fast or Olney.
FIno Clgarx, Tobacco? and Smokers Articles,
Sold at Lowest Market Kates.
rRTJITS. CANDIES. N OTIONS.&c.
Treasurer's Notice.
MOl'ICK IS HFKKBY CIVEX THAT
l?i there U money In the citv treasury to
pay all warrants imintv(l pr.ur to Auztist
:M'li. IS7. Interest thereupon rtnes Sifter
this date, .1. 0. II t'STLKIt.
CitvTie.isnn r.
AM ri:i. Or., Sept. a:. 1S87.
E. C. HOLDER.
AUCTIONEERS COMMISSION
AGENT.- '
ESTABLISHED 1874
lha'rrin New and Second-hand 1'iinii tire
and Hcdriih.
Will conduct Auction Sales or La:id.SiiH.i
or Household Coods in the couuirv.
Wil appraise anil purchase Second-hand
urnUuiv.
Consignments solicited. Quick Sales and
Prompt Cash Returns (luaranteed.
Astoti.i A-rent for Daily and Weekly Ore-
gonian.
MURRAY & CO.,
GROCERS
And Dealers in
Special Attention Given to Filling
Of orders.
A FULL LINE CARRIED
And Supplies furnished at Satis
factory' '-Terms.
Purchases delivered in any part of the city.
Office and "Warehouse
In Hume's New Building on Water Street.
P. O. Box 153. Telephone No. 37.
ISTOKIA. OREGON.
BOOTS & SHOES
P. J. GOODMAN.
Genuine English Porpoise
Shoe; for Ocnts, Ladles' Flexible Shoes In
FBENCn. KANGAROO & DONGOLA KID.
Boys' and "Youths'
Shoes of all kinds, Misses', Children's and
Iufants' Heels and Spriug Heels.
We Deal In Boots and Shoes Only
I. W. CASE,
ODD FELLOWS BUILDING.
Does a General Banking Business
Drafts Drawn Available In any part of
the World.
Gr. A. STINSON & CO.,
BLACKSMITHING,
t Capr, Rogers old stand, corner ot Cass
and Court Streets.
Snip and Cannery work, Horseshoethe.
Wagons made and repaired. Good work
guaranteed.
CaiBBiy SnpBDBS !
HOMES
BAKER
GASH. ONE PRICE.
Store Closes From Sept. 1st to April 1st at 8 P. X.,
Except Satnrclays anil Holiday). No Goods Sold on Saadays.
The How and Why of It.
Having been a number of years (pri- three instances, (no charge being made,
or to coming in the Astoria trade), In only memoranda), I was soon compelled
chargt of the Departments, (in same (against 'my wishes in the matter), to
lines I am now engaged), of two of the make the same rules as were used in the
largest Ketail Cash Businesses in Cali- firms before mentiened: flf Goods to
fornia, (one doing a business at the time, leave the House without being
of o er SfiOO.000 annually, the other hav- .Paid for, or Collected when JDe
ing 5 houses in the state, for which I llrcred, the goods to be exchanged or
uld the purchasing, which placed me in money refunded if everything was not
a position to obtain a first-class expert- satisfactory; to which none have a right
encc, and study the workings of a to take exception when there Is no favor
strictly casilrusiness, shown to anyone, and all for the Inter-
And see wherein it is as much interest rotTLrTflu 1112
to the Customer, as to the Merchant, ? thiTnrt?thSt-1'11 repeat my rules
when conducted upon honest principles, m ims aQV r' tnat I3
which I have done and shall continue I sell all Goods in my Lines as Low as
to do in my business, as I have no fear they can bt Legitimately Sold, (notwith-
of the consequences. I have made no standing what any other house may do).
accu,,Ls "J ln7.retl1 business, except In IietaiUnn noods TA , At4f.
in two or three instances, then where I
was in deht to the parties for work done,
or goods purchased at the time, and also
intended to allow parties that I knew
to take an article home on approbation.
to see if it would fit, and when they had
not the money with them, they to re- terest to you as many others have in
turn the articles or the money; but, this city, and frankly acknowledge tha
whereas this was abiued in two or same, while purchasing their
Clothing, Hats, Caps, Furnishing Goods, Trunks, Umbrellas.
Etc., Etc., Etc.
I. Li. OSGOOD,
KINNEY'S BEICK BUILDING, ASTORIA, OREGON.
Opposite Rescue
ARBOUR'S
OiTi" ril-gMMfi
Flax
HAVE NO
tfS05Rr,7
B I
GRAND PPJX PABIS, 1878,
AXD
GRAND CROSS OF THE LEGION D'HONNEUR.
They received the
ONLY GOLD MEDAL
For FLAX THREADS n't the
London Fisheries Exhibition 1883.
And have been awarded HIGHER PRIZES at the various
INTERNATIONAL EXPOSITIONS
Tlian the goods of any other
vsrbad MAWjac.Ttxa:rts
IN THE WORLD.
Quality Can Always "be Depended on,
ExDeriencefl Fiiii Use ' id Other.
HENRY DOYLE & Co.,
517 and 519 Market Street, - - SAN FRANCISCO
AGENTS FOR PACIFIC COAST.
Seine Twine, Rope and Netting Constantly on Hand.
SEINES, POUNDS and TRAPS furnished to order at
Lowest Factory Prices.
CoMia Transportation Compaiy.
FOR PORTLAND!
Through Freight on Fast Time!
THE NEW STEAMER
TELEPHONE
Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave
Wilson & Fisher's Dock every
Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M.
Eeturnlng leaves Portland every
Tuesday and Thursday at A. M.. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M
-An additional trip will be made on Sunday of Eaek Week, leaving Focthj4
at 9 O'clock. SHHday Moraing. Passengers bj this route cosasg at liiw
tor souna pons.
at One Price to everyone alike, and Strict
lyor Cash. And No Goods to Leave the
House Without being Paid for, or C. O. D.
It Is: well to give this style of business
a trial and you will find it is of bitr in-
Engine House.
Threads
EQUAL !
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