CO he Splj! Stotetu ASTORIA. OREGON: FRIDAY., .SEPTEMBER 23.1BS7 TALK FOR YOUR HOME. It was Bob Ingersoll who said that any man will fight for his home, but that he never fret saw a man -who would fight for his boarding house. "While no present cause easts re quiring anyone to fight for his home, yet there is an ever present reason for everyone standing up and talking for his place of abode. Especially is this the case with resi dents of such a favored location as Aotnrm "Wo have for the last six years felt sorry forthose who do not live in Astoria, andhavebeen sur prised at the actionsjor,, language of any Astorian who talked against the place that he hadchosen as a resi dence. The very fact that a man makes his residence anywhere implies, on its face, direct evidence that, all things considered, he doesn't know of any place he can better himself by going to; and this certainly ought, of itself, make a man talk for and work for the city that he honors by claiming as his postoffice address. But, and we chronicle it regretfully, there are people living here, doing business here, drawing their salaried support from here, who lose no oppor tunity in running the place down, who never have a good word for Astoria, and who proclaim their own lack of sense wherever they go by talking against the city that they injure by claiming as their place of abode. Individual judgment, community interest, pride of locality, every kin dred suggestion points to the advisa bility of talking for one's own city at all times, especially when traveling elsewhere. As a case illustrative of our mean ing we cite a recent fact On one of the steamers went recently to Cal ifornia an eastern capitalist looking around and with intent of investing some of his surpluB thousands. As toria was on his list, but, in Portland he met two we won't call them As torians but they live here and make their living out of Astoria. They, un intentionally, we charitably presume, talked of Astoria as a terrible place for decent people to live in and repre sented At as being totally devoid of those refined surroundings and deli cate embellishments, those ornate luxuries and social adornments that their cultured tastes yearned for and needed, and, among other things, claimed that Astoria was not a good place for anyone to buy property in, or invest The fact that they were not compe tent to testify was overlooked by the rich listener, who mentally decided that if such growlers and complainers, such fault finders and dissatisfied chronics were a fair sample of Astoria, it certainly was no place for him to invest Accordingly, when the steamer reached here, he contented himself with a stroll around the city, and the next thing we hear of him he dropped $25,000 into Oakland property, and a like amount at San Jose. The moral to this is so plain, so ob vious that we will not insult the in telligence of our readers-by more than alluding to it A STUPENDOUS FAILURE. On Friday, says the San Francisco Daily Commercial News, the state ments of the assignees of Wm. Dres bach and John Bosenfeld filed with the county recorder, were made pub lic, and showed that these two gen tlemen were involved to the enor mous amount of something over ten million dollars, while the assets will hardly reach a quarter of that sum. Those who have lost nothing by the failures and are imbued with that form of local pride which delights to brag of the big pumpkins, tall trees and salubrious climate, will now be able to add to the great things of California the heaviest failure ever occurring in the wheat trade of the world, which, however, like the assets of the firms involved, offers a very poor substitute for the money swal lowed up in this speculative mael strom. As nearly as can be learned the idea of the syndicate was to cor ner the world's market and unload the California crop of 1886 at a large profit The scheme, if ever feasible, would be at a time when the crops of the world were deficient, and when a dry season had cut the crop of this state down to its smallest. pro-1 portions. It was claimed early last year by the agents of the syndicate that the then frrowinir croD would not yield 300,000 tons for export, and these statements published in Europe, and by a few papers here, may have been believed by the principals in fact, were believed, if the subsequent acts are to be taken as evidence but were made the subject of ridicule by such of the local papers as were post- ed in the matter, and the exports for the crop year showed that double the amount they claimed would be avail able was actually shipped, leaving be hind a large surplus to be carried into the present season. The losses made seem to bear hard on California spec ulators and farmers, but until the affairs are unraveled it is impossible to obtain definite information. One thing may be relied upon, and that is, when the wreck is cleared away such speculations as the last disastrous one will meet with little favor among the grain merchants of this coast. It doesn't seem possible, but it is nevertheless true, that freight can be shipped from Liverpool to London via New York by steamer, cheaper than it can be sent direct from Liver pool to London by raiL To prove this -assertion the Political World says: "A firm of manufacturers in Lon don have recently been erecting some new machinery in their f acton', and among other articles a large iron wheel was required. This a firm in Liverpool undertook to provide, and in due course the wheel was ready for delivery. It transpired in the course of in quiry that the cheapest way to send this wheel to London would be via New York. To send it from Liver pool to London by rail would cost 2, but to send it to New York by ship, and thence back to London, would only necessitate an outlay of 1. It is needless to say that the wheel was sent via New York." Oyeb in Washington territory the timber grabber is stepping aside for the timber grubber. He is the best man of the two. W&shl&fftoa'i Wonderful Monument. I have been living now for some mouths at a distance of a mile away in full view of the "Washington mon ument, looking directly upon its eastern face. It never seemed twice alike. It has its moods' and its changes of color like the tops of the Swiss Alps. A few mornings ago the base of the 600-foot structure was lost in a deep blue mist, which filled the valley for a couple of hundred feet. Then came a section, of per haps 100 feet more, in which the shaft was purple and pink, the whole crowned with a white blazing col umn, hundreds of feet high, flashing baok the sunlight, set against a deep blue western sky.' At another time you will see the oold, gray base of the monument rising above the green lo liage whioh surrounds it, with the dark blue highlands of Arlington be yond, and overtopping all these the graceful shaft piercep the heavens, towering far above the horizon line, until its top is lost in a sea of fleecy clouds. It is a realized vision of Ja cob's ladder, a real visible stone causeway leading from heaven to earth. Do you know of any other monument likethat? A few evenings ago there was a grand thunder show er in the east. The west was black with darkness, nnd even the white monument was blotted out of sight. But at every flash of the lightning the whole eastern face of the monu ment gleamed and flashed like a pol ished sword, coming out of the dark ness with a suddenness and vividness that was Btartling. It seemed to be a ghastly monument, a column of electrioity which leaped from the earth to the sky. I am sure no other monument can exhibit such a phase aB that Corr. Kansas CityJoumrl. Dangerous to Be Safe Tlicre. Last week, so the story goes, a visi tor to Pasadena put some money in the Pasadena national bank and sallied out to look for a chance for invest ment. He was told of a man who had a lot close by, which he found was suited to his mind. So he accosted the person and asked the price. The owner told him that he would sell it for 8600. The stranger said that the lot suited him, and asked the owner to wait three minutes while he went over to get the money. "When he re turned he told the owner he was pre pared to take the lot, but was coolly informed by him that he had been offered during the three minutes 8650 for the property, and now asked $700. The stranger told him he didn't want it at that. , He was then informed that a man on the street near by had a fine lot for sale. The lot was in view and he liked it He interviewed the owner at once and inquired the price, which was 8550. He said: "I will take it. Here is $0 to bind the bargain." He then drew a pistol and pointing it at the breast of the owner said: "Now you stand there and don't you stir till I pay for it." He then backed towards the bank, still keep ind the man covered with his re volver till he readied the bank and got the rest of the money, which he handed to the owner and said; "Now give me the deed and no more fool ishness about it" The deed was made under the persuasion of a self cocker good for a man at 100 yards. "Your lot or your life," is a popular saying now. Don't Experiment. Tou cannot afford to waste time in experimenting when your lungs are in danger. Consumption always seems at first only a cold. Do not nermit anv t-dealer to impose upon you with some cheap imitation of Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, hut be sure you get the genuine. Because he can make more profit he may tell you he has something just as good, or just the same. Don't be de ceived, butdnsist upon getting Dr. King's New Discovery, which is guaranteed to give relief in all Throat Lung and Chest affection. Trial Bottles free at W.E. Dement & Co.'s Drug Store. MAXIMS FOR MERCHANTS. A buyer needs a hundred eye?, a seller not one. A good paymaster is the lord of an other man's purse. Beware of little expenses, ns small leaks sink big ships. To believe a business impossible is the way to make it so. A merchant must keep at the helm and steer his own ship. Never chase a lie, let it alone and it will run itself to death. Go with the business tide if possi ble, and avoid going against it If you are prospering in your busi ness do not make too much show. Keep your eye fixed upon the mark, and don't flinch when you pull the trigger. Speak very little in business; rath er pump others than be pumped your self. Keep your books neatly posted un to the day, and arrange your papers systematically. Keep your word, be honest, and consider a good name as equivalent tor capital. Some merchants lose an hour in the morning and look for it all the rest of the day. Trust him little who praises all, him less who censures all, and him least who is indifferent about all. Consider everybody sharper than yourself; take the meaning of people, not their words, as a guide in busi ness. In business, work on positive facts; do not let hope predominate too much. In other words, don't be vis ionary. Punctuality is the hinge of busi ness. It is a virtue that all men rev erence in theory, and but few carry out in practice. NEW TO-DAY. Stockholders7 Meeting. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE annual meeting ol the stockholders of the Occident PackTnir Co. will bo held at their office Tuesday, October 4th, at 10 A. M., for the purpose of electing a Board of Direc tors for the ensuing year, and transacting such business as may come before the meet ing By order of the President. JOHN TCJOMALA, Secretary. SPECIAL AUCTION SALE ! On account of departure the entire ele gant furniture of the ADLEK .RESIDENCE, on the corner of Cedar and Veat-8tli streets, ox Thursday, Sept. 29th, At 10 o'clock A. it, PARLOR: 1 Elegant New Piano ; 1 Fine Parlor Set ; 2 Ebony Easv Chairs ; 2 Bav and French Window Chairs; 1 10-foot French Plate Gilt Mirror; 3 pair Nottingham Lace Cur tains, with gilt rods and rlng3 ; Ci yards fine Cirpet ; l Elegant Clock ; together with Chandellera, Center Tables, Foot Stools, Screens, Gilt and Ebonv Stands, Bronze Panels, Ebony Easels, Music Racks and Wall Brackets, Pictures, and 2 Elegant Steel Engravings costing 200. BED-ROOMS. 1 Elegant Black Walnut Bed-room Set ; 1 Malacca Bed-room Set: l Black Walnut Childs Bed ; together with double and three quarter Bedsteads, fine Palace springs, hair top Mattresses; Carpets, Feather JMIows and Bolsters, etc, etc. DINING-ROOM. 1 Elegant Black Walnut Extension Table ; 2 Fine Lounges : half dozen Black Walnut Chairs; together with Mirrors, Stoves, Rockers, Pictures, Brackets, Clock, Carpets, etc., etc. KITCHEN. Magee Ran most new): o. with hot water tank (al- tchen Chairs and Tables. China, Crockery and Glassware. Hall and Stair Carpet; Hall Hat Stands. Japanese Screens; Elegant Curtains and Cornices and a large assortment of useful furniture. The attention of purchasers is respectfully called to this sale as no such opportunity has offered Itself In this city to purchase such goods, either at private or public sale. Thursday, the 29th day of September, at 10 o'clock A. M. B. S. WORSLEY, Auctioneer. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There Is no occasion for tho most fastidi ous of our citizens to send to Portland or San Francisco for Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits, Better Work manship, and for Less Money By Leaving their Orders with MEANY. He has lust received a large stock of Goods from the East. Fine Business Suits from 35. Call and See Illra and Satisfy Yourself. P. J. MEAffY, MERCHANT TAILOR. JOB PRINTING, Neat, Quick And Cheap at The ASTORIAN JOB OFFICE Boat Building. JOE LEATHERS Is on deck and nreoared to build bo.iLs that he will guarantee as to work and dur- SbUltT. Kef f ere to all wbo nave used boats of w onttruction. All work guaranteed, SPECIAL Benefit and Matinee! -AT- THE CRYSTAL We Will Stay But Five Days More! We itill have a few goods lelt and will contlnne to sell at less than cost f.ir Qvr day more A. V.ALLEN WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN Fine Groceries, Provisions and Mill Feed, o Crockery, Glass Plated Ware. o Tho Largest and finest assortment of Fresh Fruits and TTegetafcles. Received fresh every Steamer. CITY BOOK -THE- Finest and Largest Stock - OF - Books and Stationery IN THE CITY. GHZFFZ2T & HEED. Headquarters for Ammunition. TIIE BEST IN TIIE WORLD. The Winchester Repeating Shot Gun, S25.00! A Fine Side Snap Marline Made Twist, Double-harrel Snot Gun, Box Shells and Tools, $17.50. Sporting Goods, Ammunition and the Famous Swedish. Razor Our Immense New Stock Consisting of 4 CAH LOADS of One Artistic and Plain Furniture, Carpets, Oil Cloth, Madras-Silk LACE AND PORTIERE CURTAINS, Dado Shades, &c, These goods were purchased direct before the recent advance in freight, the our customers. Call and See Us. The New Model Eange CAN BE HAD IN ASTORIA, ONLY OF E. R. HA WES, Agent. Call and Examine It ; You Will be Buck Patent Cooking Stove, AND OTHER FIRST CLASS STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., School Supplies THE if Tift Novelty STORE, Headquarters for School Books. A Complete Line of the Official Text .Books. Prices Guaranteed Satisfactory. The New York Novelty Store. Frirate .Booms. At Frank Fabre's for suppers, par ties, etc. The best cooked to order. ftlnff llba f Has Arrived. from Eastern Manufacturers and shipped benefits thereof we propose to share with CHAS. HEILBORN. Pleased. E. R. Hawea 13 also Agent for the a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand. E. C. HOLDEN, AUCTIONEERS COMMISSION ACENT. ESTABLISHES 1874. Dealer In New and Secoud-handFurniture and Bedding. Will conduct Auction Sales of Land, Stock or Housenom uooos in me country. Will appraise and purchase Second-hand urniture. Consignments solicited. Quick Sales and Prompt Cash Returns Guaranteed. Astoria Agent for Dally and Weekly Ore- gonian. Tone TJp The System. TRY THE NERVE FOOD, Manufactured and for sale by Hansen cfe Oo. Mineral Waters, -Soda Water. Dally de livery in all parts of the City. Offloe and Works on Jefferson street, west of Cass. STORE. ECONOMY And Solid Satisfaction Are Guaranteed -IF YOU THE EMPIRE STORE LATEST STYLES Suitings and Trimming Velvets. A Fine Line of In fants' Dresses, Cloaks and Worsted Shirts, Ladies' Calico Wrappers, Cotton, Wool and Muslin Underwear. -sl oom:ix:est:e2 stock 0 Quilts and Blankets, Gents' Clothing, Furnishing Goods, Boots, Shoes, Trunks and Valises at the Lowest Cash Pric s at the Empire Store. W. T. PARKER :&-. :k-.a.gke:ih.. lw Si PAiBLKZSRy DKALKR IN Hay, Oats, and Straw, Lime, BrM, Cement, Saii aafl Plaster Wood Dellrered to Order. Draylag, Teaming ad Express Bntiiesi, TEIt apply to the Captain, or to Frank I. s F1H HUGE m Promptly Delivered LOWEST PRICES IN ANY PART OF THE CITY. AT Fruits and In Season. Everything Warranted as Benton INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA FffiEAHDMMilE INSURANCE CO. FRANK DEKUM .President W. H. SMITH .Vice-President JOHN A. CHILD Secretary No. 1C0 Second St., Portland, Or. I. W. Case, Agent, Astoria, Or. Tie Continental Insurance Co., OF HARTFORD, Writes Accident Policies, Giving all the concessions offered by any other company. It Is an OLD LINE COMPANY, And offers Security as good ascane found. Its rate In the FIRST PREFERRED CLASS Is $18 per Year for 85,000 Insurance, Being $7.00 less than hy any other Standard Company; and $25.00 WEEKLY INDEMNITY. Other classes in proportion. Policies written and claims adjusted hy J. O. BOZOliTH, Agent. P. K. BEAOH, Prea.. J. MeCKAKEN. Vice Pr J. K, E'LWERiaX, LOUIS LUKWENBKRQ. Secy. Treunrtr. TheNorthwest Fire & Marine Insurance Company. No. S Washington St., Portland, Or. CAPITAL, $300,000. " "R. Ju BOYfE, Astoria Agent. Office at I. X.L. Packing Co. (. DIRECTORS: J. MoOrtkoa. F.K. Arnold. F. E.Baaeh, Frank M.Warren. O . H. Pre jcott. F. Keeert, J, Loawanberg, J.K.EIdetkin, D.D, Ohphant u J. Money to Loan on Approved Beal Estate Security. DpMiiOrep, $300,000 ASSET8, 8BB.8Ql.a88. Boyal, Nonrich-Unlon andLancashlre Com bination Joint Policy. Union of San Francisco. Gerraania ol Nevr York. State Investment of California. Anglo-Nevada Assurance Corporation, MARINE .I58UBA5CK COTEBED BY OUB OPEN POLICHS. Elmore, Sanborn & Co. Agents. Elmore. Sanborn & Go. COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Fire Insurance AGENTS. Representing the Largest and Most Sella ble Fire Insurance Companies. All Business promptlynd accurately tran acted. FlavelsWnarf. - Astoria Oregon. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe, North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial of California Agricultural, of Watertown, Now 1TrtV Traitnn ,Sr T.oniaBhtr Of TJverDOOI- Eng..'FIre Insurance Companies, Bepresent m a capltalof ooaooe. J, TAHlU0Ji'11ui, TRADE AT- p STEAIUEU liUlU PARKER Ebon P, Parker,Ma$ter. TZk For TOWING, FREIGHT orCHAK- H. B. FAKKKK. Parker. Vegetables Represented. Streets. Corner Chenamua and INSURANCE COMPANY, CAPITAL, $100,000.00. The Farmers' Company, Of Salem. Oregon, THE LEADING COMPANY OF THK PACIFIC NORTHWEST. Private Dwellings and Farm Property a -Specialty. J. W. OONN, Agent.. Astoria. ASTORIA Planing Mill. HOLT & CO. Proprietor. Manufactures of MOLDINGS, , SASH DOORS, BLINDS. RAILS. BALUSTERS. NEWEL POSTS. BRACKETS. Scroll and Turned Balustrades, Boat Material, to. Orders solicited and Promptly attended to. Satisfaction Guaranteed as to Style JQoan ty and Prices. Mill and Offlea cor. Folk nnd Coocauly streets. Astoria, Oregon. I Coneomly St., Foot ot Jackson, Asferia. Or, Geaeral Machinists anfl Boiler Mitel. Land and Marlri Engine BOILER WOKS, t Steamboat Work and Canneff Work A BPECIALXT, Castings of all Descriptions Milt to Order at Short Notice, ...........PNWDt. ..-.....-TrtilBWr. . ..3upmtWtdaot. J. 6. HubtXlBB, ... L .W. CASE,. ... JOHK FOX, -THE DIAMOND PALACE! GUSTAT HAHSEf, Pror, A Large and Well Selected Stock ot Flic At Extremely Low Ptlcea. All Goods Bought at TUa SttaMhlMMt Warranted 0nulne Watch and Clecfc BepslrlBf A SPECIALTY. Corner Cass and Squeaaoqua GL A. STINSON & CO., BLACKSMITH1NG, U Capt. Sogers old stand, cotswr ol Cbm and Court Stcera. Ship and Caanery work. Hi wagon maa ana repvrtc guaranteed. ' W PRfflflS Astoria ron WorKs Diamonls t Jewelry