CD V f&Mi ?& VOL. XXIX, ETO. 39. BUSINESS CARDS. TOUX a. SMITH. ATTORNEY AT LAW. onice. Room 4 and 3. o er City llcok Store. GlM- XOIjAXI, ATTORNEY AT LAW. 'ji.e lu Kinney's Block, opposite City M:lU, Astoria, Oregon. W. FULTON. O. C. FULTON FUCTOX BROTHERS, - ATTORNEY'S AT LAW. ::..oms5and C.-Qdd Fellows Building. It. THOMSON. Attorney at Law and Notary Public. Special attention given to practice in the U. S. Land Offlce. and tlie examination of land titles. A full set ot Abst met Books for Clatsop County in otllce. Money to loan. . ,. Offick Booms 4 and 5, over City J.ook Store. J. l. A. BOWLBY, tturucy al ConnwIIor at liaw o.ilce on Clienamus Street, Astoria. Oregon P. i. wixtoh ATTORNEY AT LAW. Booms No. it and t, Pythian Castle Build up. I IS. WATSON, Alty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All Business before the- U. S. 1-and Olfice a pecialty. ASTORIA, OUKOOX. T CIIIXKIiKY, I. I. . DENTIST. Is associated with IK. LA 1'0W Rooms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building. ASTORIA, - - 1i!':(,(i' jtflJtS. I)K 0VEXS AOA I R. Ofnce and residence cor. Couit and Gluey streets. (Mrs. D. K. Warren's founer ieM dence.) Special Attention shea lo Women's Dis eases and Diseases of Ej e and Bar. Offick Hours 10 to 12, 2 to t. gSCM. A. I.-. AND .1. A, FUIFON. Shysfl:tus am! Sar;;Mn.s. Ofti.-e on Cass street, tines iild rellow's building. 1-ienlione No. 4!. doors MMth of AY TUTTliK, Til. E. s itiitilAN AND SURGEON O't irst Rooms ' Pythian Building Bksidknce On Cedar Street, back of St. Mary's Hospital. !) It. O. B.F.ST ES. PHYSICIAN" AND SURGEON. H-t'WK : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoiia, i Jregon. jR. LliFKKO KINNEY, Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his olfice, and may be found there at any hour. K. FKANK PAGE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OppositeTelegraph Office. Astoria. Oregon, C ELO F. PABKKK, SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY Ex-City Surveyor of Astona Office : N. E. comer Cass and Astor streets, Boom No. 8 Up Htairs. Robt. Collier, Deputy, A. E. SHAW. DENTIST. Bo'oms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor tier Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria Oregon. H, A. SMITH. DENTIST. Rooms 1 and 2 Pythian Building over C. H. cooper's More. mnos. MAiifs?, FASHIONABLE TAILOR. A good fit guaranteed. Charges Moderate. Agent for tlie Celebrated Household Sewing Machine. Shop opposite C. II. Cooper's. Elmore, Sanborn & Co. COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Fire Insurance AGENTS. Representing the Largest and Most Relia ble lire Insurance Companies. All Business promptlyjmd accurately tran acted. FlavelsWtiarf, - Astoria Oiegon. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe. North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial of California Agrlcultuil, of Watertown. New York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool, Eng., Fire Insurance Companies, Represent in a capital of SG7.ooo.000. B, VAN JOCSEN, Agent. IfiS COMMUNITY. The Unusual Stir Caused ston, New York. in King- Special Corrciondtnce Dotton Glole. The letter I recently wrote the Globe describing a remarkable occurrence which took place here has had the ef fect of thoroughly awakening this com munity. The facts, as described, were that Jere Smith, son of Corne-us B. Fmith ot tue State Insurance Department, af tcr passing through an ag onizing ordeal, and having been abandoned by his friends, hail been most won 't! erf ully res cued. I lis ex igence was, in its beginning at BEGINNING OF THE least, allllOSt end. the same as that of hundreds of ether men and women I n every city and town. He had gone along 'thoughtlessly, noticing only occasional inconveniences, and had suddenly been awakened to the fact that death was staring him in the face. He had overlooked little pass ing troubles without realizing that they are often "the beginning of the end." He had neglected interests that concerned his very life, just as thousands of others do, simply be cause they come in a quiet and often unnoticed wry. And it is cause for gratitude that his experience is hav ing so good and arousing an effect on others who were drifting in the same dangerous direction. I was in the oflice of the Kingston Freeman, one of the best interior papers of the State, the other dav, and had a talk with W. H. "vVinton, its popular manager. Quite naturally tlie conversation drifted to Mr. Smith's case, and the stimulating ef fect it was having on the people. . Mr. Winton said : "I can specially sympathize with Mr. Smith for 1 have "been through a much similar experience in my own family. My wife became troubled and weakened, as so many women do, and from small symptoms and beginnings grew worse until she finnlry began to bloat terri bly. She had beenattended by physi cians, some times w i t hSS:"" temporarj success, usu ally without. We finally de termined to prescribing. try the same means wliich Mr. Smith employed so successfully, and my wife is not in her grave, but in the enjoyment of health wholly because Hunt's Remedy rescued her. This is a grand medicine and a large sufler ing world, too often ignorant or skeptical of its life saving, healthy giving qualities, needs it." 'rIt is certainly receiving wonderful indorsements" 1 remarked. "Do you think it merits them." "Evenr one of them. Why, when my wife began using the remedy she discovered the same medicine had been given her by a physician some) time ago without her knowing the name of tho medicine given at the time. 1 can also prove that bushel basketsful of empty bottles of Hunt's B.emedy were taken out of a doctor's office after his death. No one sup-) poses for a moment that the bottles were used for desk ornaments or brie-) a-brac, but the contents had undout-' eulv been given to patients in small quantities at high prices. The medical profession evidently knows no better or more valuable remedv." Mr. Cornelius B. Smith, the father of Jere Smith, confirmed all the son had said and vilfl r"-?' aiu,cu: x nave enough to give Hunt's Kerne dy the praise it merits, and there are hun dreds of others in this city who feel the same way." Mr. Edwin H. Fassett said that the facts above "town talk." given had been tho "town talk" of Kingston, and his as sertion was confirmed by William D. Brenmer. Messrs. Cooper and Winchell, who are popular druggists, declare that not only are all the facts above stated true, but the demand for the remedy is something remarkable. It has be come a household necessity here, as it undoubtedly deserves to be every where. " Wintjirop. e SHORT HAND & TYPE WHITING pay both young men and ladies much better salaries" tnan most commercial positions, and the demand is greater. Students can be fitted for office short-hand positions IN THREE MONTHS' TIEIE bv Haven's system. No prcious kuowlcdge of either art required. LHJiieges open an me year, students can enier any nine, an tuition being individual. Superior facili ties for procu ins situations, for which aid we make no charge. College pamphlets with full set self-teaching lessons in either art sent to anv address for 10 cts. ; both arts, 20 cts. No stamps accepted. Address either of Haven's Colleges : New York. N. Y. ; Philadelphia, Ta. ; Chicago, 111. : Cincinnati, O. ; San Francisco, Cat, AN AROUSED mWy dWJII i. B-ajM.-y i P'l .MIm1 jK" 5 ul -r ? h ' Vast! rn?E ISTORIA, OREGON, TUESDAY, AUGUST !(, J 887. SAVED PEOM 0BEMATI0N. A Woman Who Came Near Burned Alive. Being A living woman for whom the cremator' furnanco was at its fiercest heat of 2,700 degrees Far enheitj and for whom the alum sheet was already prepared, is with her husband and children, although Thursday last she lay in her coffin in a room adjoining a vault where incineration is done. It was a case horrible to contemplate, and will make evident the need of still more stringent laws to govern this new feature in sanitary warfare. Ex-coroner Hughes is president oi the Mt. Olivet crematory associa tion, which, in tlie form of a Gre cian temple, is located in a lovety spot r Fresh Pond, L. I. Dr. Hughe i vouches for the correct ness of the stor', but withholds both the name of the physician who signed the dead certificate and that of the lady. In the for mer case he gave his promise only after the most urgent appeals, and then he only consented to keep the story until the annual report is published in October, when his obligations as president of the crematory make it necessary for him to print the facts, and even then, out of motives of .considera tion that prevail in ever man's breast, he will suppress the name of tlie unfortunate, yet, at the same time, happy family that had the dead restored to life. On the day mentioned a casket containing the body of a woman arrived at the cremator'. It came from Fifth avenue, not far from Hotel Windsor. Accompanying it was the widower, children and a half dozen relatives. The casket was carried into the reception rooniyand by its side was placed a costly silver urn, in which the ashes were to be subsequently nlaced for final keening-. After simple service the lid of the colli n was removed, and mourners, one by one, took a last tearful look. The lid was placed, and the floral emblems were again placed on the coffin. The widower and weeping chil dren were led away to the car riage, and the dead was left to the crematory assistants for incinera tion. "Vhen they were gom, president Hughes and his men re moved the entire lid, and tl en sent them to prepare the alum sheet for enveloping the body, and to swing the chilled steel cradle into position before the glowing furnace doors. While they were absent president Hughes turned to a small mirror, and while ar ranging his tie he was startied by a faint voice at his back calling: "Where am I?" Turning quickly, he saw the woman sitting bolt upright in her casket, staring directly at him. When he gathered his scat tered wits he realized that prompt action was needed, and, stepping to her side, he said, familiarly: "You are with friends." She had alread' swung her legs out of the casket, and was looking m a dazed way at the urn, and then at her satin burial robes. Assisting her out of the dreadful coffin and encircling her with one arm, he carefully kept her head turned from her resting place, and half led, half carried her to a cheerful bedroom over head, occupied by the superin tendent and his wife. Soft breezes were coming in the window, and a cheer canary bird in the alcove sang a song of joy. While the superintendent's wife removed the garments of death, and put the lady to bed, president Hughes hur ried away and returned with some brandy and milk. The drink had the effect of bringing the flush to the cheek of the patient, succeed ed immediately by a quiet doze. The telegraph was brought into requisition, and the husband was soon back at the crematory with a set of his wife's apparel. While he was yet on his way, his wife awakened from her nap and asked: "Whose clothes am I wearing?" They were those of the crematory, but that fact was ingeniously con cealed in the reply, which seemed to satisfy her. The severest task was when the husband arrived, when tltey tried to school him into self-control for the interview. The course of procedure agreed upon was carried out to the letter. The husband went into the room with the usual inquiry as to how she j felt, and said that if she consid I ,.rwl lifirclf strono- enouorh thev would return to. the city; that in bis" opinion she had stayed long enough in the country. Acqui escing in everything, although somewhat mystified, she arose, dressed herself and announeed that she was ready. The husband was now in a tortured frame of mind, for he dreaded passing the front door, where in large letters was the word "Crematory." The shock of the discovery he feared would kill his wife. Happily there was a rear door, and through this he led her to a close carriage, and thence, regardless of the fact that there was a road, he had the carriage driven straight across the lawn and field until kindly trees hid .the crematory from sight. Then he took the smooth pike Jo the nearest station and a train thence home. The children had been fore warned of what had occurred, but as an additional precaution they were sent from home and were not allowed to see their mother until to-day. She was given to believe that they were away on a visit to New Jersey. The lady's death was attributed to heart disease, and the doctor's certificate to this effect is on file in the health office. JV. Y. Corr. Cincinnati Enquirer. Near Oregon City,- Alice May and 3'oungcr sister, daughters of John May, were riding a horse, when the animal became unman ageable. Alice said to her sister, "Slide off, there is no use of both of us being killed." The child obeyed, and escaped uninjured. Alice was thrown, her foot huns in the stirrup, and j-he wa dragged to death. Advices from British Columbia report tlie run of salmon on the River's Inlet poor,- and the pack short, with ever' evidence that the run is over. At Alert bay the run is lair, un the tskeena nver it is the heaviest yet known, and the park this year will be the largest in the history of the river. On the Fniser the run is also heav v. Tin Spokane Falls Chronicle as serts that the Oregon Railroad and Navigation will cross the Co-'iir d'Alene reservation and build into the mines. "Just when,'2 it sas, "is not stated, but there is sufficient reason given to,, believe that the road will go through at some sudden instant." FROM THE DISTKICT ATTORNEY OV WESTCHESTER CO., NEW YORK White Plains N. Y., ) April 10, 1SSG. ) m I have received many letters in reference to my testimonial, Jately published, commending Allcock's Porous Plasteiis. I cannot spare the time to answer them in writing, therefore would again say through the press, that I have found Allcqck's Porus Plasters invaluable as chest protect ors and shields against coughs and colds. Furthermore, I have found Allcock's Plasters unequaled for pains in side, back and chest. Nelson H. Baker. Never chew a raw oyster. Sim ply place him in the mouth and look at the ceiling. Trust the oj-ster -for the rest. Puck. Sore Throat Is particularly favorable to the conlrac tion of Diphtheria. Heed the warning and usb Darbys Prophylactic Fluid. It atonceal'ays the inflammation of the Ihroar. sub lues the pain and cives per manent relief. It promptly and olfectu allv destroys all contagion and dinther- itic germs. It is a safeguard against Diphtheria, and should he used on the first j-ymi. toms ot sore throat as a gargle The man who wants to make his mark in the world must really do better than merely make his mark when called upon to write. Ms Pills stimulate tho torpid li-or, strengthen tho digest i-o organs, regulate the bow els, and are unequaled as an ANTI-BILIOUS MEDICINE. In malarial districts their virtues are widely recognized, as they possess PECULIAR PROPERTIES In freeing tho system from thatpoison. Doso small. Elegantly sugar coated. Price, 25 cents per box. Sold Everywhere. Office, 4A Murray St., N. Y. Take SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR For all Diseases of the Liver, Kidneys, Stomach and Spleen. This purely vegetable pre- -paration, now so celebrated as a . Family Medicine, originated in the South in 1828. It acts gently oa the Bowels and Kidneys and corrects the action of the liver, and is, there fore, the best preparatory medicine, whatever the sick ness may prove to be. In all common diseases it will, un assisted, by any other medi cine, effect a speedy cure. TheKegulator is safe to administer in any condition of the system, and under no circum stances can it do barm. It wul invigorate like a glass of wine, but is no intoxicating bever age to lead to intemperance: will promote di gestion, dissipate headache, arid cener aUy tone up the system. The dose U small, not unpleasant, and its virtues undoubted. No loss of time, no inter ruption or stoppage of business while taking the Regulator. Children complaining of Colic, Headache, or Sick Stomach, a teaspoonful or more will give relief. f If taken occasionally by pa tients exposed 'to MALARIA, will expel the poison and protect them from attack. A rHTSICIAVS OPINION. I have been practicing medicine for twenty years, and have never been able to put up a vegetable 'compound that would, like Simmons Liver Regu lator, promptly and effectively move the Liver to action, and at the same time aid (instead of weak ening) the digestive and assimilative powers of the system. L. M. Hihton, M. D. .Washington, Ark. BEE THAT YOU CETTHE GENUINE. PREPARED BY J. H. Zeilin & Co., Philadelphia, Pa. Price Sl.OO. The Aslor House J. C. ROSS, Proprietor. A Large, Clean, Sunny House. REPAINTED, REFITTED, REFURNISHED. First Class in all its Appointments. Well furnished and well kept. SCnics from $1 a Dny Upward. Free Coach to and from the House Board by the day week or month. Comer Jefferson and Olney Streets. As toria, Oregon. Van Dusen & Co. DEALERS IN Hardware and Ship Chandlery, Pure Oil, Bright Varnish, Binacle Oil, Cotton Canvas, Hemp Sail Twine, ' . Cotton Sail Twine. Lard Oil, Wrought Iron Spikes, Galvanized Cut Nails. Agricultural Implements, Sewing Machines, Paints, Oils, Astoria Iron Works. Concomly St., Foot of Jackson, Astoria. Or, General MacbiDists and Boiler Maters. Land and Marine Engines BOlI-EIt WORK, Steamboat York and Cannery Work A specialty. Castings of all Descriptions Made to Order at Short Notice. , President, ... . .Secretary. ..... ..Treasurer. ..Superintendent, J. G. TJUSTIiKH.. I. W. CASE- Jonx Fox. Established 1870 I. W. CASE, ODD FELLOWS' BUILDING. Does a General Banking Business Drafts Drawn Available in any part or the World. J. C. CLINTON DEALER IN CIGARS AND TOBACCO, FRUITS, NUTS, Candies. Smokers' Articles, Etc. New Goods Received Dally. Opposite City Itoolc Store. G. A. STiNSON & CO., BLAGKSM1TH1NG, t Oapt. Rogers old stand, corner of Cass and Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work, Uorsesnoeln?. Wagons made and repaired. Good work guaranteed. PIONEER BANKER CASH. I, t. OSGOOD One Price Cash Store Save Money by Purchasing Your Clothing, Underwear. Neckwear, Suspenders, Hats, Caps, AT A ONE PRICE CASH HOUSE. Which Pays no High Rent, no High Insurance, no High Incidental penses. no High Prices for Goods, nor Makes any bad Accounts for you to help Pay. My Gooils are all entirely new, and were bought directly from the Manu facturers at as low prices as these lines can be purchased, and I am selling them as low as they are legitimate!' sold on the Pacific Coast. A child can purchase Goods as cheap, and receives the same nroper attention and treatment at my counters as the most experienced buyer. COUNTRY ORDERS FILLED CORRECTLY, AND WITH DISPATCH. KINNEY'S BRICK BUILDING, ASTORIA, OREGON. Opposite Rescue Engine House. Our Immen Consisting of 1 CAR LOADS of fine Artistic and Plain urniture, Carpets, Oil Cloth, Madras-Si LACE AND PORTIERE CURTAINS, Dado" Shades, &c, Has Arrived. These goods were purchased direct from Eastern Manufacturers and shipped before the recent advance in freight, the benefits thereof we propose to share with our customers. Call and See Us. CITY BOOK STORE TT If you are in need ment, Century IT IS THE CHEAPEST AND BEST ORGAN FOR THE MONEY IN THE WORLD. You are invited to examine them. . GRIFFIN & REED. The New Model Bange CAN BE HAD IN ASTORIA, ONLY OF El. R. HAWES. Agent. Call and Examine It ; You Wiil be Pleased. E. R. Nawes Is also Agent for the Buck Patent Cooking Stove, AND OTHER FIRST CLASS STOVES. Furnace Work, "Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand. J. H. D. GRAY Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. General Storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. CoMia Transportation Coiam. FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! THE NEW STRA HIF.lt -TELEPHONE Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock every m Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. EF-An additional trip will be made on BHnday of Each. Wecu, leaving rortlan d at O'clock; BHHday Morulas:. Passengers by this route connect at.Kalama I for Sound ports. PRICE JblVE CENTS. PRICE Hosiery, Handkerchiefs, Trunks, Shirts, Gloves. Valises, Ex- CHAS. HEILBORN. i i i i i i i i i i of a Fine lustra- buy the VirfiiniaCiffar anfl Tolacco Store J. W. BOTTOM, Proprietor, Water Street, Two Doors East or Olney. Fine Cigars, Tobaccos and Smokers Articles, Sold at Lowest Market Rates. FRUITS. CANDIES, NOTIONS.&c u. B. SCOTT, rresldent, fWFTT hi ' J fl-'iui mti ?v " "frT-rf1' ?!!m rTTrsr J?n urgan jsa&ij