Ct Ul a-yy.TgTijsatfit?7rtffTitYaSa She jaUtl ioviun. ASTORIA. OREGON: TUIDAY.rZII.r.......APGUST 3, 1S37 " SOMETIUSGOFA SURPLUS. Is the pleasant September days of '&! -we -were assured that if. a look could be bad at the boots, and tbe rascals could be turned out, something could be done by bonest men to put the treasury surplus where it would do tbe most good. Rnt waivins: any discussion of tbe need of a treasury surplus in '81 or 'S7 tbe facts show that the great "lock up" in tbe United States treas- t,nr.f i5 increasing at tbe urv uciiuiui - w , m nf ten millions of dollars a month. pnrv intPrnst feels this. As a plain fact there is, to-day, 340,000,000 locked up in the national treasury. Of this vast sum the treasury is obliged to keep 100,000 as a reserve against United States notes. Over one bundred million is retained, (though not required by law) to re deem tbe notes of National banks tlmfc mav fail or wind up business. "With "the Columbia river needing improvements that can only be done bv the expenditure of considerable money, with other parts of our country in an equally fettered condition, with multitudinous needs for the proper and economical expenditure of money, we find that on tbe 1st of last month, the first day of the fiscal year, there was IK TIIE TBEASUET. Go!d Coin and Bullion.... $278,101,10020 Silver-Standard Doltars, ) Bullion, Trade Dollars -. 249,49.,597.GG and Fractional Silver, ) United States Notes 'IS'n'S National 1 tank Notes. . . ... m.W Deposited in National Banks 22,991,J02.33 $r79,5G8,849.04 Against this there was, on that date, outstanding 242,113,454 liabil ities. We owe one thousand million dol lars, on which tbe annual interest charge is over 44,000,000. We are still paving war taxes, and the taxes are rolling in to swell the 340,000,000 now locked up so, fast that our nation al legislators are unable to devise means for spending it It looks as though something that has been defined "as a vigorous gov ernmental policy" were needed. In this regard it would be interest, ing to know if, anyone can tell, what Oregon is getting in return for the millions that she annually pays as tax on her products; millions that could be saved to enrich tbe state under different and more sensible conditions. Pitor. Theodobe Gim., of the Smithsonian Institution, is a skeptic in regard to the sea serpent; but bo frightens us with some alarming pos pes sibilities: "It is possible that a chiimeroid selachian may be living in the sea, of like form, with a dorsal fin next to the bead and an eel-like tail. It is possible that a snake-like shark may yet be found, with tbe dorsal fin close to tbe bead, and a tail which might at first glance appear to be an guilliform. It is possibletbat azeuglo dont, with an elongated neck, may be living, a lineal descendant of animals whose bones have been exhumed from miocene beds." Such possibilities are almost os fearful as tbe sea serpent, and a great deal worse in a spelling match. Men whose business it is to minis ter to the real and fancied wants of the American abroad calculate that there will be fully 100,003 of bim over there during the season. Hitherto tbe maximum has been estimated at G0, 000. If there arc really double that number of American visitors in Europe this year nobody will be much surprised. It is a painfully fa miliar reflection the vast sum of money these pilgrims annually take ont of their own country. This year the sum can scarcely be less than 50,- 000,000 and may as likely as not be nearer twice that amount The Philadelphia Bulletin consid ers it an interesting fact that the name of Bobert T. Lincoln has been received with more tolerance and favor by those mugwumps who still call themselves Bepublicans than that of other Bepublican statesman who has been mentioned for the pres idency. It costs 300 in Bingbamton, N. Y., to call a man out of his name. That is what it cost the man who persisted in calling a Mr. "Woodbouse by the less pretentious name, architecturally speaking, of Woodshed. There are 35,000 newspapers and other periodicals published on the globe This provides one copy for each 28,000 inhabitants. Twenty thousand of these publications are European. The Interstate commission has is sued an order to all express compan ies directing them to conform to the law governing common carriers. THE TIIISTLE AXD TIIE TOLTJXTEER. The Thistle comes across the foam To take Olir TWATiiOTiS rnri iwrrw The trophy with her must go home She is a boat of wondrous speed, And liko n. ff-nrnllntp Rlrimo thn cnna In the lightest airs, and has no need To wait till bloWH n "mi fr irA?" Well, peoplo have the right to boast About their own, for speech is free; Bnt 't is not those who brag the most As Scotchmen know, who "bear the gree." The Thistle is a bonnio boat, But shortly 't will appear That wo have pat a yacht afloat To match her in the Volunteer. Hail Volunteer! Auspicious name In enterprise on land and sea! Though thou hast yet to win thy fame, Of thy success no doubts have we. The cup shall never cross the sea, The hearts of Englishmen to cheer, While to defend the trophy we Have left a Yankee "Volunteer." A "BoodlerV Record. "Mr. Lynn, bow much were you paid for voting for the electric light contract?" "About 700 or 800." "How much did you get for voting for the .Bipper meat contract year be fore last?" "About 800." "How much for the Bipper meat coutract last year?" "About 1,300." "How much for your vote on thoHarley contract for the second wing of the infirmary?" "1 think 500." "How much out of the J. M. W. Jones printing contract for 18S5?" "About 1,200." "How much did you get out of the Abbott coal contract for 18S5?" "About 700 or 800." "How much altogether did McGarigle pay you during 18S5?" "About 5,000." From the testimony of County Commissioner Lynn at Chicago. FIRE DEPARTMENT ELECTION. The election for officers of tbe As toria Fire Department took place at Two's engine boose yesterday, and had just enough contest about it to make interesting. Following is tbe result: For chief of tbe department B. S. Worsley. 80 votes; L. W. Holt, 44. For assistant, Ed Hallock, 73, P. W. Weeks, 59, F. H. Surprenant, 40, H. G. Smith, 40. Messrs. Worsley, Hal lock and Weeks are the officers elect for the ensuing year, the two former being accorded the honor of a re-election. A Sound JLegnl Otiuiou. E. Bainhridge Sunday Esn County Atty., Clay Co., Tex. says: "Have used Electric Bitters with most happy results. My brother also was very low with Ma larial Fever and Jaundice, hut was cured by timely use of this medicine. Am satisfied Electric Bitters saved his life.' Mr. D. I.'Wilcoxson, of Horse Cave, Ky., adds a like testimony, saying: He positively believes he would have died, had it not been for Electric Bitters. This great remedy will ward off, as well as cure all Malarial Diseases, and for all Kidney, Liver and Stomach Dis orders stands unequaled. Price 50c. and 1. at W. E. Dement & Co.'s Three Favorites Have tbe following to say of Wis dom's Bobertine, the great beautifier and preserver of tbe complexien: Pobtland, Or., Juno 4, 1887. ToMr.W. M. Wisdom-Dear Sir:-I have tried yourltobertine. It if? excellent, and I shall be pleased to recommend it to all my lady friends. Believe me, yours truly, lima.. Pobtlan-d. Dec, 1885. To Mr. W. M. Wisdom. The "Bober tine you so kindly sent me is excellent. It is the finest preparation I have ever used, and is a decided acquisition to every lady's toilet. Yours truly, Jeintjie Winston. Pobtland, Or., April C, 1887. Dear Mr. Wisdem: I have tried your "Bobertine," and it gives mo much pleasure to say that it is excellent for the complexion, being one of the best articles of the kind I have ever used. Be hove mo, yours sincerely, Z. Teebelli. For sale by W. E. Dement & Co., druggists, Astoria, Oregon. Private Rooms. At Frank Fahre's for suppers, par ties, etc The best cooked to order. What is better than a glass of liquor? A cup of delicious coffeo at Fahre's. For a Fine Disli or lec Crcaiu Go to the Central Restaurant, next to Foard fc Stokes'. The finest and nicest steak to be had in town atFabro's. Io You Want Your Flue Cleaned? I f you do T. Clifton will do the ioh neatly and cheap. Leave orders at The Astorian office. Meals Cooked to Order, Private rooms for ladies and families: at Central Kestaurant next to Foard & Stokes'. All There!! Ice cream, fine quality supplied at short notice by Frank Fahre, any part of the city: S2JH) a gallon. JEFF'S United States Restaurant is the best and cheapest in Astoria. Do You Want Your Flue Cleaned r If you do J. Lavalee will do the job neatly and cheap. Leave orders at The Astorian office. For the best photographs and tintypes go to Crow's Gallery. Residence lor Kent or Sale. The Carl Adler property, including a fine dwelling house, will be for rent or srle after September 1st. Oysters In Every Style At the Central Restaurant, mxt to Foard & Stokes'. Gambrinns Beer And Free Lunch at the Telephone Sa loon, 5 cents. Ten cents for a cup of Fahre's nice coffee. A Sunny Itooai With the comforts of a home, library, etc. Apply at Holden Ilouse. For the very best pictures go to H. S. Shuster. NEW TO-DAY. GLOVE CONTEST There will be a Ten Round Glove Contest at Liberty Hall on Saturday Evening, the 13th Inst., between THOS. WARD, Champion of Oregon, AM) ALBERT JOHNSON, Middle-weight Champion of Astoria. This Contest will besin at 8 o'clock. Larry Snlliran, Itlartin Leonard, Jas. lyer and Jas. ITIcCarrou Will also take part. Tickets of Admission - - 50 Cents Reserved Seats - - - One Dollar Ward and Johnson fought the hardest contested prize fight evec fought on the Pa cific coast, at Harrington's rolnt, three years apo. School Meeting. aUIK ADJOURNED MEETING IN D1S - trlet No. 9. which met July 30th and adjmimed to some future date, will meet at the school house In district No. 9. this Tues day evening at eight o'clock, August 9th. to coaslder the same business. J. 0. IIANTIIORN. Chairman School Board, District No. 9. THE HIGHEST PRICE PAID FOR. Old Gold and Silver AT C. CREENBERC'S, G3 Water St. Astoria. Notice. rpAXPAYEKS OF SCHOOL DISTRICT - .no. is, ciatsop county, Oregon, met at the school house In said district at the date and tiour advertised (Saturday. Aug. oth, 7 -30 r.M.) and aaiourned to meet In the dis trict school house on Monday, the Sth day of August, A. D. 18S7, at the hour of 8 o'clock V. M. JAMES W. Welch. Dist. Chairman. C. W.SHIVELY, Dist. Clerk. Astoria. Aug. Cth, 1867. Notice. 4 IX PERSON'S WHO HAVE NOT YET la. tiled their school district assessment blanks with me for the current year are hereby requested to leave them properly filled out, at my oftlce before August 13th. 1837. J G.HUSfLKR, Clerk School Dist. No. 1. Astoria, Oregon. Aug. Ctlr, 18S7. Notice. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE Board of Equalization for Clatsop county will meot on Monday, August 29th, for the purpose of equalizing county assess inputrt for the j ear 1&7. C. R. SORENSEN, County Assessor. Pic Tic and Excursion! THE FINNISH BENEVOLENT SOCIETY Vill Give a Grand Excursion AND PIG NIG TO ILWACOand RETURN ON 8UNDAY, AUGUST 7, 18S7. The Alaskan has been chartered and every arrangement has been made to insure a pleasant time to all partlciputtng. There will be dancing at Ilwaco, and also In the evening at Liberty Hall on the return of the steamer. Tickets for the Round Trip, 81.00. Committee of arrangements Chas. Kor pela. A. E. Allen, II. Jones. Uus Snugg. The Western Amateur Band has been en gaged and will accompany the excursion. Look Here Boys. It you want a neat fitting Suit of Clothes, goto J", IE3. ROSS, Merchant Tailor Having Just received a completo assort ment of Foreign and Domestic Suitings. Something Entirely New. I am prepared to makeup Stilts cheaper than the cheapest. Give me a call and be convinced that I mean what I say. J. E ROSS, Corner Squemoqua and Hamilton streets, east of C. H. Cooper's. F, K BEAOH.Pres.. J.McORAKKN. Vice Pre J. K, KL.DERKIN, LOUIS LOEWKNBKRG. Socj, Treasurer. The Northwest Fire & Marine lusnrance Company. No. S Washington St., Portland, Or. CAPITAL, $300,000. It. Ij. BOYLK, Astoria Agent, Office at I. X. L. Packing Co. DIRECTORS: J. McCrikan. F.K.Arnold. F. K. Beicb. Frank M. Warren. O . II. Preacott. K. Kggert. J. Loewenber. J . K. Kldorkin. D. D. OUphtat Money to Loan on ApproTed Real Estate Security. B. F. ALLEN practical GRAINER and PAINTER. SIGNPAINTING. AND GLASS SHOW CAHDB. II;AI AXD DECORATIVK Paper Hanging, Frescoing, Etc. Shop on Cass St.. next to Stlnson's Black smith shop. Astoria, Oregon, Carnahan & Co. SUCCESSORS TO T. "W. CASE, IMPOKTERS AND WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Corner Chenamns andlCass streets. ASTORIA ----- OREGON Ceol Beer Drawn from the cellar, at Chas. Grat-ke's. The Crystal Palace On account of Removal from This City of Our Manager, MR. CARL ADLER, We are Compelled to Wind Up Our Business Inside of 30 Days. WE SACRIFICE! OUR Immense Stock of Goods COUNTERS, SHELVES, SHOWCASES, ETC. Remember Everything Will, Dealers are invited to examine Our Stock and pick out what they can u-e, before we throw it on the Market. The Crystal Palace. A. V. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN Fine Groceries, Provisions and Mill Feed. o Crockery, Glass Plated Ware. o Tbe Largest and finest assortment of Frosk Fruits and "STegGtablea. Received fresh every Steamer. CITY BOOK STORE. Blank Books OF ALL . Descriptions. fUfr.i (T-r-TV 'mswcrtfW''' TICHA!hJ&$?HJ3tai We carry the finest line of Matial in MUSICAL MERCHANDISE Agents for the CENTURY ORGAN AND DOMESTIC SEWING MACHINE Strike It Rich! -BOY YOUR- Groceries! Provisions -OF- Foard & Stokes Their largely Increasing trade enables them to self at the very lowest margin of profit while giving you goods that are of first class quality. Goods Delivered All Over the City. Tue Highest Price Paid for Junk. AGENCY m.T.GDlemaii&Co. OF SAN FRANCISCO. FlavePs Wharf and Warehouie, Astoria Oregon. Cannery Supplies at Lowest Prices. Storage and Insurance at Current Rates. Banking Department Drafts on the leading Cities of the World JOHN F. McGOVERN, Agent. B. II. Coleman, Accountant. W. F. Armbruster Practical WATCHMAKER And tTIEJ W 1 Xa 1E1 WATCHES, Clocks, Jewelry and Musical INSTRUMENTS Repaired on tbe Shortest Notice at Rea sonable Rates. Cnenamus St next to Spexarth's Gun store. Mrs. Campbell Does all Jclnds of Plain Sewing and.Mend lag at the shortt notice. Opposite Salva tion Army Barracks, Astoria. Up? fxV WILL Shall, and Mnst be Sold! ALLEN J iCYt School Books AND School Supplies. Writing Papers and Writing the City. AND INSTRUMENTS. Celebrated rM33 GBJFFIIT & MURRAY & CO., GBOCERS And Dealers In Special Attention Given to Filling Of Orders. A FULL LINE CARRIED And Supplies furnished at Satis factory Terms. Purchases delivered In any part of the city. Office and Warehouse In Hnme's New Building on Water Street. P. O. Box 153. Telephone No. 87. ASTORIA, OREGON. Are You Insured? J. O. Bozorth Writes Insurance Policies In Reliable Fire Insurance companies that give Absolute Protection In case of Fire. Deposited ia Oregon, $300,000 ASSETS, $55,801.288. Royal. Norwich-Union and Lancashire Com bination Joint Policy. Union of San Francisco. Germanla of New York. State Investment of California. Anglo-Nevada Assurance Corporation, MARINE .IXSCRASCE COYERED BT OUR ' OPEN POLICIES. Elmore, Sanborn & Co. Agents. Elmore, Sanborn & Co. COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Fire Insurance AGENTS. Representing the Largest and Most Relia ble Fire Insurance Companies. All Business promptlyland accurately tran acted. Flavels Wharf, - Astoria Oregon. Steamboat for Sale. PARTICULARS ENQUIRE AT T70R AmdtFrcTh?n's. Cannery snpes! Empire Bargains in Ready Made Clothing, 25 Men's and Youths' odd suits marked down from $16 and $18 to $11 and $13, and are all woo! desirable suits. We carry a full line of Black Dress suits which are sold for the lowest cash prices. Our Line of Dry f Fancy Goods IS COMPLETE, Cotton, Woolen and Muslin Underwear, Shetland and Embroidered New port Shawls in all colors. Ladies short Wraps, Calico Wrappers. Fancy, Qlns haiq and Calico Aprons, Silk Embroidered stand covers. A fine lot of Embroideries just opened. We have the largest and finest lot of Silk Thread and Twist. Embroidery and Knitting Silk iu all shades and colors, to be found in Astoria. ' W.T. TVT A IBT AQ-E3EU BOOTS and SHOES Genuine English Porpoise Shoes Tor Gents. Ladles Flexible Solo Shoes in Frwich, Kangaroo and Dongola Kid Boys and Youths Shoes of all TCinds, Misses and Childrens and Infant heels, and Spring hooK WE DEAL IN BOOTS AW1 SHOES OjSLY. P. J. GOODMAN. Hk Bb F.LnjELj2xv, DEAI.FJi IK Hay, Oats, anil Straw, Lime, Met, Cement, M ani Plaster Wood Dcllrered to Order. Drejln?, Teaming and Ki press MusU. .ic "- i l LiMB "t jSBfeU TEH apply to the Captain, or to Phil. A. Stokes A Go. Keep the Best Quality of Boots, Shoes, Socks. Trunks. Xjti?8;e Stools XiO'W Frio, Men's Clothing of all Kinds You can buy Cheap at P. A. Stokes &f Co.'s, Water St., first door east of Foard A- Stokes. THE Str. Alaskan Here&Iter. during the Summer Season The Alaskan ulll leave Astoria, O.B.& N. Dock, O Wednesdays and Fridays at 7 A. M. Connecting with all Afternoon Trains out ot Portland. OS SUNDAY, The Alaskan will leave Astoria at 4 P. M. TROUPE tL DILLINGHAM, Charterers. City Livery Stable. SHERMAN & WAUD, Proprietors. Stylish Turnouts, Comfortable Carriages and Buggies By the day or hour at very reasonable-rates. Saddle Horses for Hire. Every thing new and first class. Our a'ni Is to please our patrons. Horses Boarded by the day, week or month, "Stable and office two doors west of The Astokiax office. -THE- DIAMOND PALACE! GUSTAV HANSEN, Proper. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fine Diaiois i Jewelry At Extremely Low Prices. All Goods Bongat at This Establishment Warranted Genuine. Watch aaA Cleric Hcpalriug A SPECIALTY. Corner Cass and Squemoqua Streets. MMMMMMMWB Store. PARKER NT HAM EH UiU HUM Eben P, Parher,Haster, 3 Kor TO WIN G, FREIGHT or CHAfc- II. M. PAXKEJt. Shirts, Collars! Cuffs, Valises, BARGAINS. Business Bargains. THE New York Novelty Store OFFERS Genuine Bargains In Books, Stationer', Fancy Goods, apd General Notions. We are satisfied with ft small profit oyer original cost, sad wan you to buy what you need In qarlbMr-! us. It Is tor your Interest to do so.. "s A full line ot Novelties. PUybag Cards, Blank Books, Musical Instrument, Toys, etc. A Large Stock of Baby C4rria1.es, THE New York NoveItyttor, ASTORIA- Planing Mill. HOLT & CO. Proprlatara. Manufactures ot MOLDINGa I g SASH DOORS, . . BLINDSv HAILS. BALT7STBRB. NBWEZiFOttTW. BILAOXSTS. Scroll and Turned Bilmtrato, Boat Material, etc.. Orders solicited and Promptly attttded to. Satisfaction Guaranteed as to StrtaSQuall. ty and Prices. . " Hill and Office cor. Polk and Concsmly streets, Astoria, Oregon Jfww 4-