-- -eSf?Sr Tps&?-i5a835'g?1 (3) fthc JlaUj IMotimu .VTOKlA. OREGON: SUXI)V iuia'31. iss; The Columbia arrived in yesterday merning: the Oregon sailed at 4 r. m. A report from Skeena river says the season's salmon pack there will be the lightest known. The Alaskan came down yesterday evening; sho leaves for Portland at four o'clock this afternoon. The government steamer JfcA rth u r with a surveying party aboard, ar rived in yesterday evening from Tilla mook. The Washington territory bar pilots say that their schooner won't be ready to launch before the 10th of August Preaching in the Baptist church at 11 a. m. Lecture at 7:30 i. n. on the Christian btbbath: "Why Sunday in stead of Saturday. At the Methodist church to-day, at 11 a. ar., "Going on to perfee- did Christ make aud use intoxicating wines?" The Aneon took on a large quantity of cannery supplies of all kinds at Main street wharf for Alaskan can neries and left for tho far north yesterday afternoon. To-morrow the Northern Pacific ex press company withdraws from all the rail, river and ocean lines of tho O. R. & N. Co., except on the Sound. It will be sncceeded by the Pacific ex press company. The tap of the fire bell at 12;53 r. at., yesterday brought out the depart ment on the run. A little fire around the flue in the roof of Frank Fabre's restaurant, was tho cause. The dam age was trifling. To-day is the day prescribed by law for the beginning of the close season for salmon on the Columbia river. The amount of the pack up to date is difficult to estimate, but it is away behind the amount last year up -to this time. The county court, which adjourned on the 18th to the 30th to take into consideration the matter of tho West port road, met yesterday, but no one appearing, the court adjourned sine die. Its next meeting will be held on Monday, September 5th. The Indians used to take the salm on berries as indicative of the salmon, their experience being that as with one so with the other. The rule seems to work this year, as the salmon berries in these parts have been very late and very few of them, not half a crop. The" Mountain Queen has been chartered for to-day's excursion and picnic by the Scandinavian Be nevolent Society. The boat will make landings, going and coming, at the Fisherman's Packing Co., and the Scandinavian Packing Co.'s premises, npper Astoria. Portland is in earnest in its de mand for a new hotel. Tho board of trade advertises in leading eastern cities that it will put up one-fourth of the sum required to build and run a first-class hotel in that city, the amount to be not less than S500.000. That's business. The inhabitants of Ilwaco were awakened about one o'clock yester day morning by tho cry of "fire," and the premises of Dan. Markham were found to be in flames. The building burned to the greund: the fire is sup posed to have been the work of an incendiary: loss, S1.800: insurance, 1,000. Seaside Lodge No. 12, A. O. U. W.. has been presented with a fine piece of work in the shape of a silver enohor and shield, in relief on crim son velvet, surrounded by gold, and bullion tassels. It is presented to the banner lodge of the order in the northwest by P. G. M., E. M. Bead ing, of San Francisco, and is rightly reckoned as a worthy emblem of the order and a fitting tribute to the en ergy of the lodge. The Scandinavian Benevolent So ciety will have their picnic and ex cursion to-doy, the boat leaving the O. R. & N. dock at nine in tho morning, and lauding at Upper As toria for the convenience of residents in that section. There will bo danc ing at Kuappa in tho hall, and the steamer returns at six o'clock. The Western Amateur band accompanies the excursion. "Standing room only" was all that could be had at the theater last even ing, so great was the crowd to see the spectaoular collection of specialties which under the name of "The Dev il's Auction," proved so attractive. It is made up of a multitude of cood features, danomg, costumes, clever trioks, contortionists, and with a stage large enough to admit of scenic effects is a sort of modified version of "Iha Black Crook." The troupe give all they advertise and present a show that will take "immense" in the north west - A San Francisco report says: "As a consequence of the extraordinary de mand for salmon, which cannot be met, all the large dealers are tender ing fall fish and Alaska fish to buy ers of Columbia river salmon in east ern states in lieu of their original purohase, and large quantities of Alaska fish are being taken in substi tution for Columbia river, at the original Columbia river figure. The Sacramento river, for the past four days, has been doing well. The us ual fall pack is now taking place. It is"" estimated by conservative authori ties as likely to be from twelve to twenty, thousand cases.' Yaullia Ice Cream at Fabre's to-day. LATEST TELEGRAPHIC 2JEWS. Philadelphia, July 30.The Colum bian bank, n state institution, closed its doors this naming aud on the door is posted a notice stating tbat by order of tho boaul of directors the bank would make an assignment for the benefit of its creditors. THE YELLOW FEVEK. Phil ydeiiMUa, July 30. The ship Prince Albei t from Rio Janero and the bark Carrie L. Tylei arrived yesterday and were detained at the Dehiwaro breakwater, being infected whith yellow fever. One of the crew of tho former died on the passage up, aud several more are ill. The captain died of yellow fever in Matanzas, and the mate and a number of the crew were sent to the hospital. ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. New Yobk, July 30. Chas. H. Reed, one of the lawyers who de fendedGnitean, attempted suicide this morning by jumping into the north river from a ferry boat. He was res cued and taken to the Chamber's street hospital where he is suffering from injuries inflicted by a blow from tho paddle wheel of the ferry boat. THE TOPOLOBAMPO COLONISTS. Sak Diego, Cal., July 33. The Topolobampo colonists arrived here last evening, all disgusted and several are absolutely in rags. They tell the old story of hardship and privation, aud blame the company for misiua.u agement. The country they say is good enough but there is no money to develop it. Out of 450 colonists only ; ISO are left I A XABROW ESCAPE. j Cnrcoo, July 30. A fire this morning in Wells, French & Co.'h bridge and car building works dam aged the property to tho amount of 8150.0C3. Sixty men working in the blacksmith shop adjoining, narrmvly j escaped with their lives. " j A' BE-ARRANGEMENT. Rome, July 30. Owing t tho death of Signor Do Pretis, prime minister, the other members of the cabinet have tendered their resigna tions. Signor Cnspi, minister of the interior in Do Prelis' govermn-ni. will form a new cabinet which will be composed of the members of the pres ent ministry. WHAT IIAMRLETOX i CO. SAY. Baltimore, July 30. John A. Hamblelon & Co., bankers, who have confidential relations with the Gar retts, to-day issued a semi-official ac count of the Baltimore & Ohio deal, in which they deny that Garrett ever contemplated selling the telegraph property separate. They say so far Garrett has much the best of the deal as he holds 1,800,ODJ of tho Cincin nati, Hamilton & Dayton railroad company's stock and S300.003 in cash, all of which he obtained from the Ives party. PERSONAL MENTION. Charley Rohr has finished some substantial repairs to" Capt Flavel's wharf. Dr. J. A. Fulton has returned from Europe and will resume practice the urst of August. Harry White, late foreman in the Portland News office, went to San Francisco on yesterday's steamer. Wm. Kyle is up from Florence and will go back this week with China men, supplies, etc., on the Mischief. Unnereary Misery. Probably as much misery cornea from habitual constipation as from any derangement of the functions of tho body, and it is difficult to cure, for tho reason that no. one likes to take tho medicines usnally pre scribed. HAMBURG FIGS were prepared to obviate this difficulty, and they will bo found pleasant to tho taste of women and children. 25 cents. At all druggists. J. J. Mack & Co., proprietors. S. F. Ai rented. Charged With Murder. A good many in Astoria remember Richard Harcrater, who lived hero for about a year, working at grading streets, etc. From the Baker City Democrat it is learned that he was "arrested there last week charged with the commission of a murder in Illi nois in 1875. Being interviewed, he said that one night in February, 1875, at Stroud Station, Pike Co., His., ho went to a dance, and while on the floor with his partner, a man named Clarke Daniels shoved against them, almost knocking his partner down. When remonstrated with ho used vul gar language and drawing a slung shot hit Harcrater on the head with it. As he went to hit him ou the head a second time Harcrater shot him through tho neck. Daniels died instantly. Harcrater left on foot, went to Iowa, then to Kansas and Nebraska, and thence to this state. This is the story ho tells tho Demo crat reporter. His right name is Andrew Hamil ton, he is 32 years of age and is mar ried. His wife's mother lives in this city. He wtll be taken back to Il linois for trial. The great Sacrifice Removal Sale at the Crystal Palace will commence Au gust 1st, and will only last a few weeks. The fearful reduction in prices shows they mean business. We would like to get rid of our Baby Carriages, Bird Cages and other bulky goods first, so as to give us room to mark and shelve goods, and have marked all articles 'down at one jump 33K per cent Remember they must be sold, at the Crystal Palace. Carl Adler is marking goods down at such low figures at the Crystal Palace that it convinces the public on first sight that he is bouud to get rid of the entire stock. Fifty cents will buy an entire box ot whi'e Envelopes at the Crystal Palace 250 in each box. Boy Wanted. Apply to Thos. Maiks, Merchant Tailor. Hay Say, Hay, Just received at J. H. D. Gray's. A LETTER FR03I SAN FRANCISCO. San Francisco, July 27th, 1687. That the youDg ladies of the Pacific Coast do not propose to allow even their sisters in "cultured Boston to excel them in the art of makine their meetings for festive purposes occas ions, aiso, lor intelligent sooial inter course, and interchanging of ideas, is shown by the fact that there is, at this moment, in session in San Fran cisco an organization known as "The Native Daughters of the Golden West" The present convention is the meeting of the "Grand Parlor," and it is attended by delegates from each of the seventeen other parlors that have been duly chartered in the extreme west The association was inaugurated in October of last year by Miss Lily Beicbling, and it has now upwards of 1,500 members. The greater part of each day's session has been devoted to address, and intellec tual discussion, but the evil of "all work and no play" has been amply recognized, and the evenings have been largely given up to receptions, parties, and other enjoyments dear to the heart of every young woman whose father delights to empty his plethoric purse into her hands when ever she sewa a button upon his rthirt The delegates are all provided with homes in private houses, and on Thursday, at the close of their labors, they will attend a grand ball. The fire which laid in ashes the es tablishment of Palmer & Rey on Sunday afternoon was caused by the overflow of a great tank of boiliui? syrup in a manufactory in the rear of the building. The man in charge of the bubbling mass left the room for n few minutes, and the superheated pnntouts of the great ketllo poured into tho furnace, caught fire, and carried the flames over the floor. The damage done is said to exceed 330,000, all teld: but the trouble and expense that will fall this week upon several scores of country newspapers that Rev & Palmer supplied with the useful and inuoceut "patent outside tdieera" cannot be estimated by dol lars and cents. A convention of dentist?, at which the tooth drawing talent from all parts of the states lying upon the Pa cific coast was represented, was in session here for nearly a week, and has just closed its labors, and carried away on its minutes a record of the heroic conduct of Dr. Hayes who al lowed one of the attendants to carve a large hole in his jaw bone, in the presence of many scientific men, and interested visitors, and Fcrcw a sound tooth into the cavity, refusing to take anything to deaden the pain, in order that he might afterwards be able to describe his sensations. He said the lancing of the gumfl gave him the most "annoyance; but it was all, he admitted, excessively disagreeable. A young lady whose lips were red and ripe, her teeth white and firm, and her breath fragrant with Sozo dont, remarked, somewhat contempt uously, after witnessing the opera tion, that if the dentist had taken the same care of his teeth that she had bestowed upon hers he would not have been called upon m the cause of science. A singular and decidedly praise worthy practice is becoming quite popular in the fish markets of San Francisco. Many of the stalls have fish, large and small, that have been skinned, boned and cleaned, and aro warranted not to choke or in any way inconvenincd persons eating them. The bone3, even of the most bristling of fishes, are removed with wonderful skill before the eyes of the purchaser, and a shad or a herring, is made as inuoxious to the palate a3 a veal sweet-bread, Of course such luxury costs a little more per pound than the fish of thick hide and many bones; but with an assurance of safe ty to the windpipe, who considers the expense: Astorian. Three Favorites Have the following to say of Wis dom's Robertine, the great beautifier and preserver of the complexien: Portland. Or., Jnne 4. 1887. To Mr. W. M. Wisdom-Dear Sir: I have tried vourRobertine. It is excellent. and I shall be pleased to recommend it to au my lady menus. IJeheve me. yours truly. Rhea. Pobiland. Dec, 1885. To Mr. W. M. Wisdem: The "Rober tine yon so kindly sent mo is excellent. It is the finest preparation I have ev6r used, and is a decided acquisition to every lady's toilet. Yours truly. JsAHxrc Winston. Portland, Or., April C, 1887. Dear Mr. Wisdem: I have tried your "Robertine," and it gives me much pleasure to say that it is excellent for the complexion, being one of tho best articles of tho kind I have ever used. Be lieve me, yours sincerely, Z. Tbebellx. For sale by W. E. Dement & Co., druggists, Astoria, Oregon. C. It F. P. U. There will be a general meeting of the Columbia River Fishermen's Pro tective union at Ross opera house at two o'clock p. m. on Monday, August 1st, 1887. All members are requested to be present and bring their books and receipts with them. By order Executive Board. Akex. Sutton, Seoretary. Attention No. One. Regular monthly meeting on Mon day eveniog, August 1st, at 7:30 p. si. D. R. Blount, President L. E. Seliq, Secretary. A Bonanza for Agents. Convertible wire baskets. The newest and best Belling novelty ever introduced. Two hundred thousand already sold east Agents wanted. Samples by mail, 50 cents. Sole agents Pacific Coast, Moore & Co., 425 Montgomery street San Fran cisco. Da Yoa Want Year Flae Cleaned ? If you do J. Lavalee will do the job neatly and cheap. Leave orders at The Astobia2J office. HCLLI.XS, THE AGXOSTIC. AS TOLD BT DEACON 8TTLLWATEB. His name was William Mull ins, and He had a sneerin' way Of turnin' his proboscis up At everything you'd say. "Wall, now, how do you know?" said ho; "Humpn, now, now do you know.' " The way it closed the argumont It wasn't by no means slow. You might be talkin' social like With fellows at tho store Ou war or politics and sich, And you might have the floor And be a-gettin' it down fine, Provin' that things was bo. When Mullina would stick his long nose in With "Humph, now, how doyou know?" I seen that critter set in church And take a sermon in, And turn his nose up in a sneer At death and grace and sin. With no regard for time or place Or realms of endless woe, He'd rise and burst the whole thing up With "Humph, now, how do you know?' He cut his grass whene'er it rained, He shocked his wheat up green, He cut his com behind the frost, His hog3 was alius lean. He built his stacks the big end up, Hi? corn cribs big end down; "Crooked as Mullins' roadside fence" Was a proverb in our town. The older he got the wus he grew, And crookeder day by day; The squint of his eyes would wind a clock, His toes turned out each way; His boots and shoes were both of them lefts; The rheumatiz twisted so; Bat if yon ssid he didn't look well He'd, growl, "Now, how do yon know?" And that darned grit led to his death He was on the railroad track, Crossin' a bridge: I hoard tho train And yelled, "Mullins, come back! The train is around the curve in sight!" Says he, "Humph, how do yoa know? I helped to gather him up in a psil The engine scattered him so. I think it's best to have more faith In everv-dny concerns And not be alius a snoopin' round To pit behind the returns. A plain statement will do for me A hint instead of n blow; A coroner's jury may fetch out facts, lint it'.-? rather late to know. In Brief, Ami t Hip Point. Dyspepsia is dreadful. Disordered liver is misery. Indigestion is a foe to good nature. The human digestive apparatus is one of the most complicated and won derful things in existence. It is ensily put out of order. t Greasy food, tough food, sloppy food, bad cookery, mental worry, late hours, irregular habits, and many other things which ought not to be, have made the American people a nation of dyspeptics. Rut Green's August Flower has done a wonderful work in reforming this sad buaiuess and making the American people so healthy that they can enjoy their meals and be happy. Remember: No happiness without health. But Green's August Flower brings health aud happiness to the dyspeptic Ask your druggist for a bottle. Seventy-five cents. Harmless "Arsenic." Tho great alarm spread over the in habitants of a great fiat house up town. Little Johnny Jumpup had fonnd a hox of his motlifir's nrspnipnl lozenges that she took carefully three times u wuy tur uer cumpiexion, anu no had eaten all at one sitting. Servants flew for doctors, and doctors flew for the flat. Ono physician rattled off in his coupe to the maker of the beau tifying pills. In hasty accents he related the ca3e and begged to know what proportion of arsenic infested a box of his wafers. "Re under no alarm," said the drug gist; "take the stomach pump out of little Johnny. Thero isn't a particle of arsenic in a barrel of 'em. They contain something that promotes di gestion and stirs the torpid liver. Johnny's liver may be abnormally active for a few days, and he can eat a paper of tacks with as much confi dence as if ho were an ostrich, but no further effects will be felt from my matchless wafers." "There is no arsenic in nrsampnl lozenges then?" ".Not a gram; but women do hanker to take something with nrsnnin in it The name is a great Buccess, and my puis are saving lots or ladies from the damaging effects of arsenical solution and other preparations of that fatal drug. The report of the doctor at the Aldobella Flats relieved our fond mother's heart, but every so many ladies are disgusted that they have been taking rhubarb and looking daily in their anxious faces for tho work of arsenic Clara Belle. Shortness of Breath. DR. FLINT'S HEART REMEDY should be taken at once when slight exertion or a hearty meal produces shortuess of breath or a pain in the region of the heart At all drug gists, or J. J. Mack & Co., 9 and 11 Front at. S. F. What! lo You Think Jeff of the U. S. gives ou a meal Tor nothing and a glass of something to drink? Not much; but he gives the best meal and more of It than any other restaurant in town. 23 cents. Do You Want YoHr Flue Cleaned ? If you do T. Clifton will do the job neatly and cheap. Leave orders at The Astorian office. A Sunny Room With the comforts of a home, library, etc. Apply at Holden House. The West Shore. Another lot of West Shores at the Crystal Palace; remember, 25 cents for two. Girl Wanted. To do general housework. Inquire at residence of Geo. A. Bell, upper Astoria. Priratc Booms. ' At Frank Fabre's for suppers, par ties, etc The best cooked to order. Getejeffferoroj-ster, Private Rooms. CLOTHING DEPARTMENT, Mr tilllililHSilH HBIsdH H. COOPER, The Leading House of the City. I'll Tell Ma! That is what a young Lad' said when she looked through the different styles of In m' store, ami found, that the' were so very pretty and cheap too. Whenever you need anything in this line. Don't Forget Herman Wise The Reliable CLOTHIER AND TTER (Opposite Star Market) Boys' Suits HA Mr. Cooper has just returned from the markets, where he personally selected one of the Largest and Finest stocks of Men's Youths Ever shown in Astoria. ur Stock is the Largest, Our Selection the Latest, Our Prices Ihe very Lowest. Upwards of TWO select from All New, Stylish, and Ws tra GIVING GOODS We aro Losing W axe Doing Business for Fun ! Wa ara making moaer ALL THE TIME. But for quality and prices of Goods, and fair bones; dealing, we cannot be excelled in Astoria or on the rivF. Then bear this fact in mind, that when you buy articles of good quality and get honest weight, you get more valu? for your money than you would at alow price if cheated in quality or weight. Seeing is believing and if you buy of us once you will come again. D. L. Beck Sons, x SF AND i -V- Boys' Clothing; THOUSAND SUITS to perfect fitting garments. oat 'I not i Money oot AWAY nfriiflfaifiiiT i fair -j-. ,!-: v . .& fc iAi.jH