CO $0u flaUH iow'aw. . A5T0EIA. OREGON: 4 JUNE 15, 1S87 WEDNESDAY -, ,t a Of the two hundred tnousauu working women in New York, the highest average earning is $7 a week. Numbers earn but $5 a week. .Thousands are unable, with sixteen hours1 work every day, to reach the. lower amount. Grave charges m against a state senator were recently investigated by a committee qfthe'Connecticut-j legislature, who returned tue ioi lowing repert: "While we believe every charge to be true, we don't want the fact . published to the world, and we therefore exonerate him." ' k General Anson S. McCooK,as . "'secretary of the United States sen ate, has a very pleasant berth. His salary is four thousand dollars a year; he is allowed five hundred dollaVs a year for a horse and wag on, and five hundred or one thou sand dollars as disbursing officer. He is not obliged to be in "Washington-more than half the year. ""' Colonel Feed Grant, the eld est son of the late General, is said ftcrbe. developing into a man very "much' like his father, and, in proof of this, it is told that he is never seen without a cigar in his mouth. He is a dull-looking j'oung man. His eyes have no brightness, his features no characteristics,, his complexion no color, and ho seems to be simply fat and dull. Julio Caerillo, who once owned the land on which the whole city of Santa Rosa, Cal., is bliilt, who' gave the plaza on which the court house now stands, ancT who gave the ground upon which every church in that city now stands, still lives there, his ""only resources being the money he receives for performing odd chores for his neighbors. General George A. Sheridan says he got more money for less actual service than any other man wjio-ever-served in congress. He ' was not admitted to his seat until about three thours before-the expi- 7ation"oT his term, and he drew salary, mileage, etc., amounting to ..about fourteen thousand dollars. -"In'tnat respect he thinks his con gressional fame will be immortal. Among curious suggestions made for the celebration of the Queen's Jubilee is the proposal that precisely at noon on June 21st, private individuals should pljjy on pianos and other instru ment, "God Save the Queen," and thatsall the bands of the kingdom should publicly produce the na tional anthem. It would probably be the greatest chorus ever known of that particular song. The editor of the Tyler, Texas, Tribune, thus welcomes a boom which he sees appreaching: "Flap thy wings and sail on, proud bird XiS -prosperity. No city in Texas h& received thee with a more wel come halloo of delight than Tyler. Tiyler will feed thee on angel food, lyatl her. bed shall be thyT bed, and thy bed shall be her bed, and the gpp-tiewave of appreciation shall furnish Jtljee an everlasting home." ' The $494,600 which Mrs. Grant has received from the sale of her husband Vsvork, represents 70 per cept. of the gross profits, on the publication, which have thus amounted to about 8706,600. The gross receipts from the sale of the work have amounted to not .far from 3,000,000. There have been sold 312,000 sets, at an average of probably $9 a sot, which foots up $2,808,00.0 as a fair estimate of what Jihe public ha3 paid for this work'. The skins of 7000 goats anjcHOjOOO sheep have been used for the covers of these volumes. "There is nothing intrinsically impossible in these statements," said Capt. ,Clarence E. Dutton, TJ. S. A.," chief of the bureau of volcanic geology, to an associated press representative,' who called his attention to the despatches an. nounclng a volcanic erupf";on jn Sonora "On the contr arv. it is a matter of surprise ASb we have not had some volcarxoes jn ourown territory within te historic period; or, rather, that we have not had more, for it. -13 now known that Mount St. Helens, in Washington Territory wag jn a 8tate of activ ity and sent out large quantities of Vava and ashes as late as 1843. I can specify from memory i re- mar&aDle evidence or recent oc currence in several localities where violent eruptions have taken place. One is near Fillmore, in Utah; an other at the base of Mount Trum bull, on the border of Grand Canon; the third near Fort Stan ton, New Mexico, close to the Texas line, and another at Grant station, on the Atlantic and Pacific railroad, 60 or 70 miles from New Albuqaerque. There are many others in southern Arizona. I have myself seen lava in which was imbedded a fraemenf of Indian pottery, showing that the outflow was subsequent to the occupation of the country by the Indians; and two years ago I visited an extinct volcano in northern California which was so recent that some of the trees killed by the heat had not entirely rotted away. We have been gathering' data of the Sonora earthquake of May 3d, which gave birth to this new volcano, and we have received from all the affected parts of the country about two hundred reports on the subject enough, we hope, to establish the comparative magnitude of the oc currence and give us knowledge of the indications and violence of the quakes. Its center seems to have been about sixty or sixty-five miles south of "our Arizona line in Old Mexico. Its limits comprehended about two-thirds each of the terri tories of New Mexico and Arizona. It was not comparable in violence or extent to the Charleston earth quake." Au End to Bone Scraping:. Edward Shepherd, of Harrisburj?, 111., says: "llavinR received so mucn Dene- lit from Electric Hitters, i reel it my duty to let suffering humanity know It. Have had a running sore on my leg for eight years; my doctors told me I would have to have the bone scraped or leg amputated. I used, instead, three bot tles of Electric Bitters and seven boxes Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and my leg is now sound and well." Electric Bitters are sold at fifty cents a bottle, and Bucklen's Arnica Salve at -25c per box by W. E. Dement & Co. m i In Consequence of a Boom. "Has this town ever had a boom?" inquired a Boston man of a native who was loafing around a rail road depot in Nebraska. "I should remark!" was the ready reply. "Help things much?" "Well, that's a question. We boomed in two groceries, a mile of sidewalk, three eastern widows, a drug-store and five saloons in one year, and real estate went up 30 per cent" "Then it must have helped." "Yes: but we all got so infernally stuck up that me and another feller are the only two men in town what speaks to each other, and seventeen persons backslid from one church alone." Is Consumption Incurable? Kead the follewing: Mr. C. H. Morris, Newark, Ark., says: "Was down with Abscess of Lungs, and friends and phy sicians pronounced me an Incurable Consumptive. Began taking Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, am now on my third bottle, and able to oversee the work on my farm. It is the hnest medicine ever made." Jesse MIddlewart, Decatur, Ohio, says: "Had it not been for Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumptlen I would have died of Lung Troubles. Was given up by doctors. Am now in best of health." Try it. Sample bottles freo at W. E. Dement & Co.'s Drug Store. For the best photographs and tintypes go to Crow's Gallery. The best Fabre's. oysters in any style at A Grand Excursion? YES. WHERE? To Vancouver and Return. When? Thursday, June 16, 1887. The Second aad blr dar of the Firemea'f TounuuBMt, OaWkitBofct! The Elegant and Fist steamer afuZtnoraafe. "Will there be music? Yes, by the East Port- served on the boat, and every care taken to make the trip one oi pleasure, hence wnue the boat can carry 600, the number will be limited to 400. so that all who are desirous oi going bad better purchase their tickets at once. .ucKeia are ior saie at au we book han's. Elmore. Sanborn & Co.'s. J. A. Mont gomery's and Van Duzen's store. In Upper Fare for r6und trip only $1.58. Children, 75 cent. The boat will leave Hustler's dock at foot of Main street, Thursday at 6 a. at, and Booth's cannery at 6;13 a. it., arrive at Vancouver at 12 :S9, and return in the evening. How's Your Liver? Is the Oriental salutation, knowing that good health cannot exist without a healthy Liver. When the Liver 13 torpid the Bow els are sluggish and con stipated, the food lies in the stomach undi gested, poisoning the blood; frequent headache ensues; a feeling of lassi tude, .despondency and nervousness indicate how the whole system i3 de ranged. Simmons Liver Eegulator has been the means of Restoring more people to liealtn and .nappines3 by giving them a' healthy Liver than any agency known on earth. It acts with extraor dinary power and efficacy. NEVER BEEN DISAPPOINTED. As a general family remedy for Dyspepsia, Torpta Liver, Constipation, etc., I hardly ever uib anything else, and have never been disappointed in the effect preduced: It seems to be almost a perfect cure for all diseases of the Stomach and Bowels. W. J. McElhoy, Macon, Oa. J. H, ZEILIN & CO., Phiadelpha, Pcu JPrfee 81.00. HURRAH! FOR PORTLAND ! THE 0. R. & N. Co. Knocks Them All Out! CHEAPEST EXCURSION RATES EVER OFFERED TO Portland and Return, JUNE IS, 1 6 and 17, $1.00 Cheaper to Travel than Stay at Home I Tickets good to Return until Monday, June 20th, Inclusive. The same rate will be made from Portland to Astoria and Return. For Tickets apply to O. R. & N. Co. '3 Office, Astoria. Parties desiring to visit the Firemen's Tournament can procure Tickets from Portland to Vancouver and Return For 50 Cents. JNO. J. BYRNE, Gen'l Pass, Agt. E. A. N0YE3. F. E. SHUTE, Agent. Ticket Agt. Mri. Bot&ma Watson. Xrs. Lillian Warren. ESXjIT3E3 DRESSMAKING I'AELOES, Corner Cass and Jefferson, up stairs, are now ready for orders from the ladles of Astoria and vicinity. We do only first class work by a late s) stem adopted lu fashion able circles everywhere. All work guaranteed. Comparison challenged. Terms reasonable. Proposals For Painting. TMDS WILL BE RECEIVED UNTIL JL noon, on Friday, 24 of June, 183T, for iurnlshing material lor painting acnooi House In District No. 1. A list of the quanti ty and kind of Faints and Oils to be seen at J. W. Conn's Drug Store. The Directors reserve the right to reject any and all bids. J. W. CONN, Chairman Board School Directors. Astoria, June 13, '87. Ci'stom House, Astoria, Obeoox, June llth. 1887. SEALED PROPOSALS WILL BK JIK celved until 11 a. m.. June 18, 1887, for furnishing Fuel, Light, Water and miscel laneous supplies -required for this building during the fiscal year ending June 30, 1888, Particulars on application. JOHN HOBSON, Custodian. EXCURSION. 0. R. & N. CO.. To San Frftfcdieo aad Betura, Good for 45 Days, $30. AND KElURN. Good Until September 30th. F. E. 8HUTE, Ticket Agent. E.A. NOYES, Agent. Boats Repaired. ANY ONE WANTING FISHING BOATS or other Boats Repaired can get good work done at R. M. Leathers' boat shop. OYerArndi&FercbejJ's: foot ot Lafayette street, Furniture and Upholstering, Mattresses Made and Repaired, Paper Hanging, Carpets Sewed and Laid. Furniture Sold on Commission. Shop, corner Main and Jefferson reets MARTIN OLSEN. American News Depot ON SALE The latest Magazines and Illustrated papers ot the day. Swedish, Danish and German papers, Books and Dictionaries. Lorell and Seaside Libraries, School Books, Stationery, etc A BALMANNO, Cnenaraus St. near Main. ! Will Pay $300 Reward FOB THE ARREST AND CONVICTION of the party or parties that stole the net from my boat No. 39, moored at Arudt & Ferchen's wharf, on Thursday night, June Wtb. "WH.D. SiUTfl. The Crystal Palace OFFERS GREAT BARGAINS IN Baby Carriages, Bird Cages, Croquet Sets. A FULL STOCK OF Books and Stationery at the Crystal Palace. IMBMBMMJBBBC MB B33B BMP E3' "' " -n-a "- .. ,jy I m-r- ! HLLLIla WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN Fine Groceries, Provisions and Mill Feed. Crockery, Glass Plated Ware. o The Largest and finest Assortment of Fresh. Fruits and TTeget&felee. Received fresh every Steamer. CITY BOOK Our Stock is Larger than ever before. All New Goods and direct from Eastern Factories. FINE STATIONERY, SCHOOL AND BLANK BOOKS, MISCELLANEOUS BOOKS, Baby Carriages, Bird Cages, Croquet Sets, FISHING TACKLE, ETC. Whiting's Standard Writing Papers. The Domestic Sewing Machine. Pacific Coast Charts and Tide Tables. - GRIFFIN & REED. I 4 -J T The Jong and Short of it. Is, Toll JEFF Of the U. S. Restaurant gives the best Meal for the money tobehadonthe Coast. His Regular Dinner with Tea, Coffee, Wine, Beer or Milk ior 25cts. Cannot he Beat. Meals Cooked to Order on Short Notice Oysters In Any Style and Always Fresh. IEl23t Class Saloon A-nd LODC!NG HOUSE In Connection With H. EKSTROM. WATCHMAKER. Just received a large stock of "Watches and Clocks, Chains, Lockets, etc. Also genuine Seth Thomas Boat Clocks, proved to be the beat. Ail which will be sola at very low prices, Watch and Clock repairing a specialty, and done at reasonable prices. Shop next to Aug. Danlelson's sample Koom, on the roadway, Immense Stock of Fine Jewelry, Watches, Clocks and Silverware . Watch and Jewelry Repairing A Specialty. CARL ADLEll, 3Iaimger. STORE. "STo-UL 3?3ilt The Restaurant. Are You Insured? J. O. Bozorth "Writes Insurance Policies In Sellable Fire Insurance companies that give Absolute Protection m. case ot Fire. EMPIRE STORE WE CARRY A Full Line of Dry and Fancy Goods, Ready Made Clothing, Gents'. Furnishing Goods .Hate Caps We have just received a large lot of GENTS' FINE SHOES Direct from Manufacturer?. Children's Youths' and Misses' Shoes In all styles and grades, And the finest assortment of X.4.DIE3' .SHOES to be'fouhil in Astoria. W. T. ?ESSE, Manager. BOOTS and SHOES. Genuine English Porpoise Shoes Tor Gents. Ladies Flexible Sole Shoes in French, Kangaroo and Doncola Kid Boys and Youths Shoes of all Kinds, Misses and Childrens and Infant iieLs, aad Spring heels. WE BEAT. IN BOOTS AS SHOES OSI.Y. P. J. GOODMAN. DEALER IN Hay, Oats, ant Straw, Lime, Brick. Cement, Sana" and Plaster Wood Dellrered to Order. Draylag, Teaming aud Express BwUms. TER apply to the Captain, or to Strike It Rich! BO Y YOUR Groceries Provisions -OF Foard & Stokes Their largely Increasuifif trade enables them to sell at the very lowest margin ot profit while giving you goods that are of first class quality. Goods Delivered All Over the City. The Highest Price Paid tor Junk. -THE- DIAMOND PALACE! GUSTAY HANSEN, Prop'r. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fine Diamonfls i Jewelry At Extremely Low Prices. .ill Goods Bought at Tkli Est&blUhacnt Warranted Genuine. Watch and Clock Bepairiug A SPECIALTY. Corner Cass and Squemoqua Sheets.- The New Model Bange CAN BK HAD IN ASTORIA, ONLY OF E. R. HAWES, Agent. Call and Examlno It ; You "Will be Pleased. E. It. Hawes Is also Agent for the Buck Patent Cooking Stove, AND OTHER FIRST CLAS8 STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Full 8tock on Hind. AT GRIFFIN ui $ SB ft Ui o CO p STEADIES GLARA PARKEB Ebon P, Parker,M(utsr. ForTOWINO, FBJOGnT orCHAfc. 11. M. FAKKX8. great argaiiis -TN aby Buggie AND Musical Instruments AT THE New York Novelty' Store J. H. D. GRAY Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT, Goneral Storage and "Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astojla, Oregon. & REED'S.