-3o - n?y ysnjgrysr - r; VOL. XXVII, NO. 90. ASTORIA, OREGON, SATURDAY, APRIL Itf, 1887. PRICE MVE CENTS, BUSINESS CARDS. GK KO. SOLiAXl. ' ATTORNEY AT LAtf . n-w In Kinney's Block, opposite Cltv Hull, Astoria, Oregon. o v fclton. a. c Fur. roi FCLTOX BROTHERS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. .o-mv5;iud 6. Odd Fellows Building. a K THOXbOX, Attorney at Law and Notary Public. Special attention given to practice in the U. S. Land Office, and the examination of laud titles. A full set of Abstract Books for Clatsop Coun'-y in office. Money to loan. Office Rooms 4 and 5, over City Book Store. T . A. BOIVIjBY. Jiorney nnd CoimMclIor at JL.aw Office oil Cheuaraus Street, Astoria. Oregon P. 1. WIXTOM ATTORNEY AT LAW. Ilooras No. 11 and 12, Pythian Castle Bulld- B. WATSON, Atfy.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All business before the U. H. Laud Office a peclalty. Astoiiia, - - Oreoon. T c. hixk.isx, i. d. .. DENTIST. Is associated with DR. JL.A FOKCl-. Kooms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building, ASTORIA. - OREGON. ryiCAii. irtjiroiw. Plijslcian and Surgeon. Office on Cass street, three doors south of Odd Fellow's building. Telephone Xo. 41. J"AY TDTTIiE, 31. I. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON OFFICE Rooms C Pythian Rulldiug Residence On Cedar Street, back oi St. Mary's UosDital. IVCO. B.ESTES.. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. ( Jfkick : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. HR. FitAXK PAGE. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Office, Astoria, Oregon. r)K. AliFItED KIXSIEY, Office at Kinney's Cannery.' Will only attend patients at his pfflce, and may be found there at any hour. G ELO t PARKER. SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY -AND- Es-Clty Surveyor of Astoria Office : X. E. cornpr Cass and Astor streets, Room No. 8 Upstairs. Robt, Collier, Deputy, E. C. HOIiDEX, Notary Public, Commissioner of Deeds For "Washington Territory, Auctioneer, Real Estate and- Insurance Agent. Office, at Holdeu's Auction Rooms, Chsna mus street, Astoria. Oregon. E. SHAW. o DENTIST. Rooms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets, Astoria Oregon. A. SMITH, DENTIST. Booms 1 and 2 Pjthlan Build-lng over C. H. Cooper's Store. Carnahan & Co. SUCCESSORS TO I.-"W. CASE, IMPORTERS AND "WHOLESALE AXD RETAIL DEALERS IN GENERAL MERCHAMSE, Corner Chenamus andCass streets. ASTCRIA OREGON TH0S. MAIRS, FasMonaWe Tailor A Good Fit Guaranteed. CHARGES MODERATE Agent for the Celebrated Household Sewing m Machine. Shop opposite C. H. Cooper's. TT MM 1 JWU TRADE 7 MARK. n Clbsohtlelti Free from, Opiates, Uinciics autt JPoison AFE. " to? tL SURE. " UlS, FRQMPT.aiJt -- AT DECGGIST3 AXD DEALEHS. THE CIUULE3 A. 0.ELEK CO.. HALTISOKE. yii. ' THE GREAT ' RMANREM FA CvfisShesalita,lesr3lsi3, Ul I dill vM&SS&S&rs. fan m Mill AtDrusxUu&ndDeMerv. IHE CIIAULE3 A. VOGELtU CO..UALT130UE, HD. lores Female Complaints. A Great Kidney lemeiy, CSQLD SI AXA DEUGGISTS, Boat Building. MANY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN building boats on the Columbia rfrer .inii hundreds of line boats- of mv build make my guar.in.teet for good work." Head quarters at the old Astoria Iron Works, building. Will build bq.tts at any po nt ou tlie Columbia river wliero my services may bo required. WM. nowiL. -AGENCY . OF SAX FRANCISCO. FlavePs Wharf and Warehouse, Astoria. Oregon. Cannery Supplies al Lowest Prices. Storage and Insurance at Cuircnt Hates. Banking Department Drafts on the leading Cities of the World JOHN P. McGOVERM", Agent. It. II. Coleman. Accountant. Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SKELF HARDWARE Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AXD AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS, Portland 'Roller Mills, Capitol Flour and , FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA, OREGON. -THE- DIAMOND PALACE! GUSTAY HANSEN, Propr. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fiuo At Extremely Low Trices All Goods Bought at -This Ebt&lilUhnient Warranted Genuine. TVntcli and Clock Repairing A SPECIALTY. Corner Cass and' Squemoqua Streets. Elmore, Sanborn & Co. COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Fire Insurance AGEXTS. Representing the Largest and Most Relia ble Fire Insurance Companies. All Business promptlyjand accurately tran acted. Flav Wharf, Astoria Oregon. slmtflMJ "KthOUGUI M Coeian Wilson & Fisher Diamonfls i Jewelry THAINS OF THE SEA. Enormous Outlay ReqHlred by tho Fast Steamships. Sevaral of the transatlantic-steamship companies are at present en gaged in the experimental solution of a problem which has considerable interest for the traveling public. It is the question, Can the new class of steamships of extreme speed and enormous size be made to pay? The managers of the Cunard .Line seem to believe in the profitableness of such ships, for within the last few years tey have added to their fleet five of the fastest and largest vessels afloat The General Transatlantic Company is following the example of the Cunard people, and next sum mer the service between New York and Havre will be made 1jy tho large new steamers which tho company has recently built. The other lines, however, hold back. TheWhiteStar Line has made no addition to its fleet for years, and has now no vessel that can be called swift, as the word is applied to ocean steamships in 1885. The same is true qf the Inman Line. The Guion Line, still retains the Alaska and the Arizona. The Na tional Line has the America, and the City of Rome is run by the Anchor Line. But the Guion Line was glad to dispose of the Oregon to the Cu nard Company, and the rumor of war between England and Russia, which led jto the chartering of the Oregon and'several other steamers, was said to be a cause of devout thankfulness to tho companies whose property was taken. On the other hand, it is said that this class of vessels has not yet had a fair trial. It is about four years, however, since the Alaska and Arizona began to astonish the world by their rapid passages. There are certain conditions which enter into the problem, and which render the ultimate success of ves sels of this type extremely doubtful. In tho first place, high speed cannot be attained without enormous size. This increase is-rendered necessary by the size of the engines, the largo amount of space which- must bo de voted to the boilers, and the im mense amount of coal which is con sumed. The increase of size means an incrense in the original cost of the vessels, and an increase in the ex pense of running them. Tho cost of a steamer like the Etruria may be set down at about $1,000,000. She is manned by a inucirblgger crew then is required for a vessel of 5,000 or 6, 000 tons burden. She burns over 300 tons of coal daily. Finally, the advantages of a fast trip across the ocean are often lost on account of the difficulties of bringing the vessel into port. On tho other hand, such a vessel carries more passengers and freight than a -smaller and slower one. The Etruria has crossed the Atlantic with 600 first-class passen gers. It is certain that if she car ried the same number on every trip she would yield a handsome profit to her owners". But this is impossible. All through the winter months she must eitht-r be laid up or run at a loss. The question, then, is whether it will pay to build vessels at vast cost, which will run almost empty during half the year, and will make the passage from New York fo Queens town in twenty-four hours quicker than any other vessel which costs less and bump half as much coal. "When the experiment has been fairly made, it will probably bo found that the most profitable type of steamers for the Atlantic passenger trade is that represented by the Brittanic, tho Gallia and the Normandie. These boats make tho passage in about eight days, to Liverpool or Havre; they burn less than 200 tons of coal daily, and they can comfortably accommodate about 300 passengers. Whatis gained incapacity and speed by the larger and swifter boats is gained too dearly. New York Trib une. A Life Made Miserable Rv dvsnensla is scarcely worth the liviiiL'. A capricious appetite, heartburn. puzzlhg nervous symptoms, increase action m n e heart after eating, sinking In the abdomen betwe. n meals, and flttulence after, are among the successive indicia of this har assing complaint. Two things only are neediul fqr Its emoval. A resort to Hos tetter's St mach Bitter, and i ersistence in its use. These remedial measuies neinu adopted, a cure Is certain. Taken immedi ately before or after meals, this gteat stomachic promotes secretion of the gastric Juice, the tiatur I solvent oi the tood. The nervous and bilious syinp oins consequent upon chronic indigestion disappear, a tin complaint gradually yields to the corrective and invigorating fnflnenee of the Bitters. AimptitR returns, sleen becomes more re freshing, and as a sequence, the body is ellcln ly nomWiPd, muscular power in creases, and the mind grows sanguine. Use tne Ulltersior cuius ana icyer, aim nieu- matism. A woman in Monongalia county, "W. Va., drank a quart, of new ap ple brandy last Thursday evening. She left a husband and six chil dren. J Whenbaliv was sick, we cave her Castorta, When 6ho was a Child sho cried for Castorta, When eho became Miis, she clung to Castorta, When shohad Children, she gavcthem Castorta Are you made miserable by "Indiges tion, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss- of Appetite, Yellow Skin? Sluoh's Yital izer is a-pbsjtive cure. For sale by W. E. Dement & Co. Possibilities in a Word. A gentleman who was away from home, was writing to his wife from the office of a hotel, when he paused a moment in his occupation and looked perplexed; then he touched the arm of another traveler sitting near him in a timid, deprecating way. "Excuse me, sir," he said courte ously, "but I am puzzled how to spell a word I desire to write," and he pronounced it carefully. "Don't mention it," responded tho other with the heartiness of good-fellowship. I rather flatter myself that spelling is my strong point. E-x-t a see there! Glad to accommodate you." "Thank you," said the gentleman who was writing the letter, "my wife is so particular, that I am ashamed of my poor spoiling, as it constantly annoys her. I can tackle ordinary words easy enough, but those uplex-spring-back-action, double and twist throwers, are too much for me," and he resumed his letter with a relieved look. "Pardon me," remarked a gentle man, wf-o had been dozing in his chair, "but I think there is a slight mistake in orthography here. I have always spelled that word e-x-t-a-c-y." "Gentlemen," said a clerical-looking man coming forward, "I am a professor in a college and am posi tive that the letter x is not in the word at all. It is spelled 'e-c-s-t-a-c-y.' " "Say! ain't you fellers all wrong?" inquired a long-legged traveler, who had been listening earnestly to the discussion. "I teach spellin' schule winters, out in Arkansaw, and I've allusspeltthat thare word 'eggstazy.' Ef that don't spell it, what do it spell then?" Tho bewildered traveler concluded that perhaps it would be as well to spell the word in his own way, and so wrote to his wife that no pen could describe his o-k-s-t-a-c-e on receiving a letter from her. All of which methods of spelling the word, differ from Mr. Noah Webster's. A LITTLK LEAVEN 1EAVENETH TI1E WHOLB tUrHI. A disease in one part of the body will eventually fill the whole body with disease." Every year or two some part of the Bystem grows weak and begins to decay. Such part should be removed at once and new matter be allowed to take its place. There's no need of cutting it out with the surgeon's scalpel. Purge away the old, diseased and worn out parts with Braxdketh's Pills. Then the new body will take care of itself. Some men don't believe in ad vertising. They even refuse to take their home papprs. "When a man of this stamp dies, the mrirh e cutter engraves the first advertist m nt he ever had upon the totnb iione at the head of his grave, and f)r the first lime people who chanee to visit the silent city of the dead, learn that he once lived and walked the earth with other men. Tho tombstone man is the only "printer' he failed to escape. He never "was on the list," hence, but for his epitaph, "he never would be missed." Ltm-Itleii's Arnica Salve. TnEBEST .Salve i n the work! for Cuts, Bruises, Sores.Ulers,Snlt Rhouni, Fever Sores. Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Corns, and all Skin Erup tions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money lefunded. ri ice ". cents per box. For sa Je. bv W E. Dement & Co. A Berlin correspondent of the Daily Arews says that a secret treaty has been concluded between Sweden and Germany against Rus sia. fYYVO 10 ChHdren. They are .vvrj especially liablo to sud den Colds, Coughs, Croup, Whooping Cough, etc. Wo guarantoo Ackor's English Remedy a. positive cure. It -aves hours of anxious watching, iold by J. W. Conn. The prohibition amendment in Michigan has been defeated by 3,800. ZK. nVnvjV Blood Elixir is tho n, only Blood jRemedy guaranteed. ic is a positive euro ior Ulcers, Eruptions, or Syphilitio Pois oning. It purifies tho wholo system, and banishes all Rheumatic anil Neu ralgio pains. Wo guarantee it. J. W. Conn. A disease of some sort is killing large numbers of salmon in the Tweed Far Animals, Diarrhoea and Scratch- PC Snri5- Ralls. Kriilcn rnhnrWnnniiD of any kind quickly and permanently milieu uy lYiiaiiiuK wiui inu J" 1U1U. Lin. J. Hugh, the distinguished Veterinary Surgeon, says: "Ifin&Darbys Prophy lactic Pluid all that it is represente'd. As a local application 1 believe it to b0 without an eual." For Colic and Scouts it acts'llke magic. Mange. Distemper, worms in dogs quickly cured. No One N A Dyspeptic. "I have been suffering for over two years with Dyspepsia. For the last year I could not take a drink of cold water .-opr eat any meat without vomiting it up. My life was a misery. I had had recommended Simmons Liver Regulator, of which I am.now taking the second bottle, and the fact i3 'that words cannot express the relief I feel. My appetite is very good, and I digest everything thoroughly. I sleep well now, and I used to he very restless. I am flesh ing up fast; good strong food and Simmons Liver Regulator have done it all. I write this in hopes of bene fiting some one who has suffered as I did, and would take oath to these state ments if desired." E. S. BaLLOU, Syracuse, Xeb. H ZEIUN & CO., Phiiadelpha. Pa Iriee Sl.OO. Look Here Boys, It jo.i want a ni'at mtin;j Ko to Suit of Clothes, Merchant Tailor Having just received a complete assort ment it Foreign and Domestic Suitings. Something Entirely New. I am prepared to make up Suits cheaper than the cheapest. Give mo a call and he convinced that I mean what I say. J. E ROSS, Corner Squemoqua and Hamilton streets, cast of C II. Cooper's. YirffiniaCiffar anfl Tobacco Store J. W. BOTTOM, Proprietor, Water Street, Two Doors East of OIney. Fino Cigars, Tobaccos and Smokers Articled, Sold at Lowest Market Rates. FRUITS. C ANDTES.NOTIONS.&c. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There Is no occasion for tho most fastidi ous of our citizens to send to Tortland or San Fraucisco for Custom Made Clothes As they can pet Better Fits, Better Work maaship.and for 3jsjs Money By Leaving their Orders with M K ANY. lie has hist received a Iarjie stock of Goods from the East. Fine Business Suits from $35. Call and See II I m and Satisfy Yourself. P. J. MEANY, MERCHANT TAILOR. Every Body Knows THAT THE Magee Furnace Co. Of Boston Make The BEST STOVES AiHO RANGES -In The World ;- THE BEST ARE THE CHEAPEST J. A. MONTGOMERY, Sole Agent for Astoria W. E. DEMENT & CO. ASTORIA, - - - OKEGOH Carry "in Stock, DRUGS, chemicals; toilet and FANCY ARTICLES. Prescriptions carefully Compounded WILL DUPLEX I Cut Faster AND EASIER rATOnTDAU8.30.lffi. J.C.Truliinger Than any oth er axe made. Hundreds of woodmen tes tify tn its sune- riority. It goes Deep ana aerer Sticks. CARNAHAN & CO., Agents Astoria. Price, 81.50. J Just Received. i 1,500 Bolls MljapT ai Decorations Of the Latest Designs and THIS .eaiher, Plush In Elegant Xew Styles: -A. IOIolic2Ltr Catl and See Us. Astoria Iron forts. Conconilytt., Foot rt Jackson. Astoria. Or, ixcuerol MiBists anil Boiler Mate Land and Marine Engines neiLEi: WORK, Steamboat York and Cannery Work A SPECIALTY, Castings of all Descriptions Made to Order at Short Notice. A. D. Wass President. .1. G. Husi-lku Secretary. f. W. Oasf . Treasurer. .joiin Fox Superintendent. F. Practical WATCHMAKER And 3" 23 "X7V 3S3 X 3E3 JELm WATCHES, Clocks, Jewelry and Musical INSTRUMENTS Kepalred on the Shortest Notlco at .Rea sonable l!ate3. Chenamus ht next to Spexarth's Gun store. B. R ALLEN PRACTICAL GRAINER and PAINTER. SIGNPAINTING, AND GLASS SHOW CARDS. PliAIX AXD DECORATIVE Paper Hanging, Frescoing, Etc. Shop on Cass St., next to Stinson's Black smith shop, Astoria, Oregon, J. 0. OOUKTTY Coroner's Office, Undertaking Rooms ncxCto HO! TOR THE & TT 3E 35 JEL X 3 3R. I Two more I'nrlonds of those famous HTJPKItlOR Stoves aud Kanges just ar rived from the Factory. These jioods ar what their name indicates, none SlIFKRi O IX in the Market. FirebarkH to these Moves are Guaranteed 15 Tears. Every Stove Warranted Call and Inspect them at MAGNUS C. CSOSBY'S. i 12-. vv - J&E& 52S''' The New Model Range CAN BE HAD IN ASTORIA, ONLY OF . K. R HAWES, Agent, Ca and Examine It ; You Will be Tleased. E. R. Hawes Is also Agent for tt Buck Patent Cooking Stove, : AND OTHER FIRST CLASS STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittfhgs, Etc., a Specialty. A Full StocMn Hawfc eolmoMa TransDortation Gonuany. v ----- FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time4 THE NEW -TELEPHONE- Wfclch has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leaTe - Wilson & Flsheif s Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at & A.M. arriving at Portland at l.P.H,. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. Hv C?-An additional trip-will be! made onStwsday f Each Week, leaag-PojUsr . Also to ArriT and Carpet Rockers. Ju3t tlfe thing for Px3ext CHAS. HE1LBORK. 3--? S.ARNDT&FERCBEN ASTORIA. - OREGON., The Pioneer Machine Shop BLACKSMITH SHOP Boiler All kind! oi ENGINE, C-NNEBY, AXD STEAMBOAT WORK 'promptly attended to, Aspeclaltymadoof repairing CANNERY DH8,; FOOT OF LAFAYETTE BTBEB'i.r' Established 1S70. CASE, I. PIONEER , ODD FELLOWS BUILD IKO. . Does a General Banking Business. Drafts Drawn Available in aay part rf the World. Boat Building. JOE LEATHERS Is on deck and prepared to baild beats that ho will guarantee as to work and dtu ability. Refers to all who have used boatq at his construction. All work guaranteed . ROSS, 0O3E5.O2flr3E3 lf Pirst Glass Undertaking Establishment A FINE HEARSE, Newest style Caskets and Funeral Material; EteritUInff Neat and Well Imaged. Astorian office, (B. B. Franklin's old stand j BOOTS AND SEOESr Of Best Quality, and at LOWEST PRICES, AT THE SIGH OF THEJOLDEH SHOE. Jo:B:JKr i a -r r-na-. STEAMER Shades. WEEK. shop 's&BiS&s?5 . r Sk