' &mWSg!e irwsiw"'"i3ffTCr ' -.- -',v'3.j. 03 JiJlilll ASTORIA,-OREGON, WEDNESDAY; MARCH 30, J887. PRICE MVE CENTS. VOL. XXVII, NO. 75. "yj FSt I a II ! a I . 'SKo' d&f mm J&l BUSINESS CARDS. G EO. .VDJL.A.XD. .vrroitKEV AT J-YW. )ince iu Kinney's Jilock. opposite City Hall, Astoria, Oregon. C W. F0LTOX. Q. C FULTON FULTOS BROTHERS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Kuoras 5 and C. Odd Fellows Building. 0. K, THOMSON . Attornev at Law and Notary Public. Special attention given to practice In the U.-s. Land Offlce. and the examination of laud titles. A full set of Abst ract Rooks for Clatsop County In office. Money to loan. . .,.,. Office Rooins 4 and 5. over City Book Stove. f O,. A. BOffLBY. Attorney and Counsellor tit Law oftlce on Chenaiuus Street, Astoria. Oregon P. D. WTXTON ATTORNEY AT LAW. Rooms No. 11 and 12. Pythian Castle liuild mg. "I B. WATSON. Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All business before the U. S. Land Offlce a specialty, ASTOniA, - - OKKOOK. T E, IxA FORCE, DENTIST. Rooms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building, ASTOEIA, -.-- OREGON. TVR.A. li. FIJITON. Pb-rslclanand Surgeon. Offlce on Cass street, three doors south or Odd Fellow's building. Telephone No. 41. FAY TUTTJLE, M. I. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office Booms G Fythian Building. Residence On Cedar Street, back of St. Mary's HbSDltal. D It.O.IS.ESTES. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. T")K. FRANK. PAttE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Offlce, Astoria, Oregon. Ci EM F. PARKER, 8URVEY0R OF OLATSOP COUNTY - Ez-Clty Surveyor of Astoria ffiee : N. E.-cornex Cass and Astor streets, Koom No:8 ' Ud talrs. Robt, Collier, Deputy, D R. ALFRED KISXEY, Officfrat Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his office, and may be found there at any hour. E.& HOIiDEX, Notary Public, Ocmmissioner of Deeds . 1 For "Washington Terrltorj', Auctioneer, Real Estato and Insurance Agent. Offlce, at Holden's Auction Rooms, Cheua mus street, Astoria. Oregon. a E. SHAW. DENTIST. Rooms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets.- Astoria Oregon. H. A. SMITH. DENTIST. Rooms 1 and 2 Tythlan Build-lug over C. Bi Cooper's Store. Carnahan & Co. SUCCESSORS TO I. "W". CASE,. IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE AND RETATL DEALERS IX GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Comer Chenamus and Cais streets. ASTCRIA OREGON THOS. MAIRS, asMonaMe A Good Fit Guaranteed. CHABGES MODERATE. Agent for the Celebrated Household Sewing Machine. Shop opposite 0. H. Cooper's. Tailor TRADE VJ MARK. n Zlbsotutelu Tree from opiates, Emetics and JL'oi-ton SAFE. SURE. FBOIVSPT.i at nnccmsTs axp dfalees. TnF. CIIAKLEh A. DCLLEi: CO.. IIILT130KE. JIM. Fit i CriresBlieTaat'.a.liccra!?'., 01 r Hill vtsstffi&ts&rB. qB CAB IB AtDrufitl.Ut.JDeJer. THE C1UELES.A. VOOELl-K CO-.ttALTIUOH UD. DArrENiii "SrHOLll Jues Female Complaints. A Great Kidney temeay. BT SOLD BY ALL DSTJGQISTS, Boat Building. MANY YKAKS KXPEUIKXCJi: IX building boats on the Columbi.i river and hundreds of fine boats of my build make my guaranteet for good w ork. Head quarters at the old Astoria Iron Works building:. Will build boats at any point on the Columbia river here my services may be required. mi. HOWE. AGENCY- fiT.Citeiffl&Cfl. OP SAX FRANCISCO. Flavel's Wharf and Warehouse, Astoria. Oregon. Cannery Supplies al Loml Prices. Storage and Insurance at Cmreut Kate?. Banking Department Drafts on the leading Cities of the WorlJ JOHN F. McGOVERN, Agent. B. II. Coleman, Accountant. WiisonJ Fisher Ship, Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HAEDWARE Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AXD MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS, Portland RoUer,.Mills, Capitol Plour and FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. JDJtEGON. -THE- DIAMOND PALACE! GUSTAT HANSEN, Frop'r. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fine ry At Extremely Low Trices. All (Joed s Bongkt at This Establishment "Warranted Genuine. Wntcli and Cloclc Repairing A SPECIALTY. Corner Cass and Squemoqua Streets. Elmore, Sanborn & Co. COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Fire Insurance AGENTS. Representing the Largest and Host Itella ble Fire Insurance Companies. All Business promptlyland accurately tran acted. Flavels'Wnarf. - Astoria Oregon. 1URE KCte. GERmAIIeMEOi DiaiMs Jewel What Ladies Might "Wear. The majority of black-haired j women have bjack eyes and a sal-1 low complexion. On the wholo they look the best in black say black lace, with soft white lace at the throat. The effect is then something like that of an etching'. If a black-haired woman has a pale skin and blue eyes she can wear almost anything that is, except yellow and green. Blues and reds are particularly becoming to her, and she even looks well in blue white, which is trying to most peo plemand is only ventured on with absolute safely by rosy, blue eyed, fair-haired blondes, who are known as "cool" blondes. The "cool" blonde is a privileged person. She can wear all those pure cold colors in which other women dare not venture, and in which no other type can equal her. .She looks well in pale green, cool gray, heliotrope purple, and cold'blues. She ought never to wear red, brown, yellow, or cream white. Sometimes one sees brown-black hair with steel-gray eyes and a fair skin, with a brilliant, rosy com plexion. A woman of this type can wear greens and blues of all shades and every sort of purple. They also look well in Browns and reds, fawns and grays. They should avoid old gold and all too subtle tones, such as mauve. A woman with lighter brown hair and blue or gray eyes looks well in brown or fawn color, relieved by pink. Dark blue is also be coming to her. "With brown hair, warm brown skin and brown eyes, almost barbaric contrasts are ef fective, such as blue and red and black and yellow, and all shades of yellow and red are becoming. The shorter the woman the shorter should be her waist and longer her legs, to give her hight. As to high heels, they do certainly give dignity as long as the wearer stands still, but let her walk, even across a room, and the effect is absolutely graceless. Long lines from the shoulder to the foot give hight; horizontal lines crossing the figure shorten the per son. Short, stout women 'should never wear basques nor any other arrangement that makes a deridrd line about the hips, and they shun!-! never have their gowns made t .i tight. Draperies which are a little loose give an effect of slenderness b not defining the lines too clear ly. Tall women who arc too slen der might use horizontal lines with advantage. A band surrounding the arm or waist makes it look much largerjhan it really is. A great mistaWe is to have a dress trimmed with lines ol violently contrasting color. Phihaletyhia Exta Liability to ilalarial Infection. 1'ersons -whose blood is thin, digestion weak and liver si ugfjlsh. are eitra-llable to tho attacks of malarial disease. The most trltlinir exnosure may. under such conditlous. Infect a system which. If healthy, would resist the miasmatic taint . The only way to secure immunity from malaria in localities where it Is prevalent, is to tone aud regulate the sj stem by Improving weakened diges tion, enriching the blood, and glvlnga whole some Impetus ta biliary secretion. These results are accomplished by nothing so effectively as Ilostetter's Stomach Bitter?, which long experience has proved to be the most reliable safeguard against fever and ague and kindred disorders, as will as the best remedy for them. Tho Bitters are, moreover, an excellent lnvlgorant of tho organs orunnation, and an active depurent. eliminating from the blood those acrid Impurities which originate rheumatic ail ments. It is saidthat the new senator from Minnesota is so ugly that one look from him will stop a clock. When baby was sick, v, a ga e her CastorU, . When sho was a Child she cried for Castoria, When sho became JI:s3, she clung to Castoria, When ahehaJ Children, sha cav utiieiu Oastorb A St. Louis boy has been born with two throats. His father and all his relatives are stanch Prohi bitionists. This is what is tech nichally known as the irony of fate. CucklciiN Arnica Snit Tiik BKbT bALVK i ii tho world for Cuts, Bruie3,Sore3,Ulcer8,13alt Rheum, Fever Sores. Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Corns, and all Skin Erup tions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to' give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sa !e by Y E. Dement & Co. Ho "Was a Kicker. From the Buckshot Soal (Ark.l Weekly Maul and "Wedge. Jim Beasley, the man who has for several years made the news paper business uncomfortable, not to say dangerous, in this flourish ing city, is dead. He was a man of peculiar disposition and was a sort of censor of the press. He never gave instructions beforehand as regards what would please or displease him, but shortly after the paper was published, should any thing offend him, he would come around and make his presence ex ceedingly disagreeable. Jim was a very capricious man. Some times he would excuse the broad est sort of statement; frequently he would become enraged at the merest trifle. He didn't like humor, and was not an admirer of the pa thetic. One time we wrote a joke about a fellow whose oxen ran away, having scented water while thirsty, and tumbled off a bluff. The item was very laughable, but Mr. Beasley did not laugh. He came to our office and told us that any man who would make fun of a poor, unfortunate oxen ought to, be kicked. Then Mr. Beasley kicked us. We are not a man to take the halter off our own passions and let them gallop unrestrained, so we said nothing. We are not a fool. Av e know that it stood us well in hand to keep on the good side of Mr. Beasley, and looked out for an opportunity of Attempting to please him. The opportunity came in the death of an old man. We wrote a pathetic article, and when the paper had been sent out we, in a satisfied condition of mind, sat down and waited for Mr. Beas ley to come around and congratu late us. He came, but did not congratulate. lie said that any body that would slobber over the death of an old skinflint who ought to have died years ago needed kicking. Then Mr. Beasley kicked us. These incidents are given merely to show how difficult it has been to satisfactorily run a news paper in this city and to illustrate what a lelief it must be to us to announce that Mr. Beasley is dead. He died slowly and with marked reluctance, but he is no more, and it gives us pleasure to announce than the Jfuuf and Ve(lfjc will hereafter be a fearless journal Our fetters are removed. Erysipelas and Obstinate ricor-. Boils, Carbuncles and Hunniii!; So-es ol every kind are cleansed, tiie poison germs destroyed and a qerrty cure effected by using D.irbv Proidivlaetic Fluid. "I have been afliicted with the Ery sipelas. Nothing would heal the sore or stop tho running. I used Darbvs Prophylactic Fluid and found a sueedv cure. Have also tried it in several oilier cases and it proved effectual.' S. P. Gukeu. A Chicago photographer has been much interested in the sub ject of composite photography as illustrated in the .March (Jentury. A few days ago he took a negative of a Chinese idol by way of ex periment and by successively su perimposing thereupon the nega tives of a rhinoceros, a donkey, a King Charles spaniel, a pelican, a gorilla, a Flathead Indian and a Limburger cheese, he has se cured a pretty fair photograph of a mugwump. "Soo.esThat-,aro frotfu1' a-v,VI' -' s3 peevish, cross, or troubled witli "Windy Colic, Teething Pains, or Stomach Disorders, can bo relieved at once by using Acker's Baby Soother. It contains no Opium or Morphine, hence is :;afe. Trice 25 cents. Sold by J. W. Conn. A patent medicine advertise ment is headed "What Kills Amer icans." This is probably true, but it is. a .poor recommendation for, the medicine. "N"on'istoicn Her ald. Vfc cWv Of tho good things of V VAV5 this Hfe arosorrowfui. ly let alone on account of Dyspepsia. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets "will euro Dyspepsia, Indigestion and Constipa tion; soloon nr positive, guarantee at 23 and 50 cents, by J. W. Conu. Why will you cough when Shiloh's Cure will give immediate relief. Price 10 cts 50 cts and SI. Sold by W. E. De meut. A Nasal Injector tree -with each bottle of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy 7rtce 30 cents. Sold by W. E. Dement Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath secured by Shiloh's Catarrh Ttem edy. Price 50 cents. Masai Injector free For sale by "W. E. Dement. tea FAULTLESS FAMILY MEDICINE "I have used Simmons "Liver Regulator for many years, hav ing made It my only Pamlly Medicine. 2dy mother, before me was very partial to it. It la a safe, good and reliable medi cine for any disorder of the system, and if -used in time 13 a great preventive of sickness. I often recommend it to my - friends, and shall continue to do so. "Eov. James 21. "Rollins, "PastoriT. HOhurch, So. Fairueld,Va." TIME AND DOCTORS1 BILLS SAVED bu always keeping Simmons JAver Regulator in the- house, "I have found Simmons Liver Regulator tho "best family med icine I over used for anything that may happen, have used it in Indigestion, Colic, 2tarrhcea, Biliousness, and found it to re lieve immediately. After eat ing a hearty supper, if, on going to bed, I take about a teaspoon ful, I never feel the effects of the supper eaten. "OVID a. SPAUKS, "Ex-Jayor JJIacon, Oa." 3ONLY GENUINE-S Has our Z Stamp on front of Wrapper. J. H. Zeilin & Co., Sole Proprietors, Price, S1.00. PHIliADEIiPHIA, PA, Look Here Boys. It jou waul a neat fitt'ii? Suit of Clothes, go to ar, 353. ROSS, Merchant Tailor. Having just received a complete assort ment of Foreign and Domestic Suitings. Something Entirely New. I stsn predated to maktMip Suits rhe.iper ilian the cheaper. Give me a call and be convinced that I mean what I sav. J. E ROSS, Corner Squemoqua and Hamilton streets, east of C. II, Cooper's. Virginia CiKar and ToMcco Store J. W. BOTTOM, Proprietor, Water Street, Two Doors East of Olney. Klne Clears, Tobaccos and Smokers Arllclw, Sold at Ivowest Market Hates. FRUITS. CANDIES. N OTIONS.&c. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There i- no occasion for tho most uisttdl ous of our citizens to send to Portland or San Francisco for Custom tirade Clothes As they cm Ret Hetter Flt3, Uettcr Work manship, and for Less :Rflto23Ly By Leaving their Orders with MEANT. He has just received a large stock of Goods from the East. Fine lluslncss Suits from $33. Call and Seo Him and Satisfy Yourself. P. J. MEANY, MERCHANT TAILOR. Every Body Knows TIIAT THE Magee Furnace Co. Of Boston Make The BEST STOVES AND RANGES InThe World ; THE BEST ARE THE CHEAPEST J. A. MONTGOMERY, Sole Agent for Astoria W. E. DEMENT & GO. ASTORIA. - OREGON Carry in Stock, DRUGS, CHEMICALS, TOILET and FAHCY ARTICLES. Prescriptions carefully Compounded WILL Cut Faster AND . EASIER Than any oth er axe made. Hundreds ol woodmen tes tify to Its supe riority. Itcoei ueep ana ncTer Sticks. OARNAHAN & CO., Acsnts Astoria. Price, $1.50. TUIQ ninCDniaybofoundonfileatGo."P. 1 nlO rflrCriBoweU&Co'aKffvTBpaporAd Tertlalng Bureau (10 Spruce StAwbore adrertl slna fluriJix JXXSi' j PATarrroAraaoi J.C.Trullinger Vlfe&-i Just Received. 1,580 Mis f attpaper.BM Bec-fiMoiis laiuaiiiisimiiiBMiiiaiitii Of the Latest Designs and ShadeB. Also to Arrive THIS WEEK. 50 Leather, Plush and Carpet Rockers, Ta Elegant Nev St vies: Just the thing for ( -A. 3aiolc3.,i,3"" 3P2?s"n.t. Call aTrd See Us. oTUsJ C-,-, lie stem Iron ff oris. Com ouil SJ., Foot of Jackson. Astoria. r, C2encr.il lacMoisis ail Boiler Mate. Land and Marine Engines BOILER WORK. Steamboat Worti and Cannery Work A SI'KCIALTr. Castings of ail Descriptions Made to Order at Short Notice. A. D. Wabs. President. .f. (i. HusTLun Secretary. 1. W. Casf Treasurer. John Fox r.. r. Superintendent. W. F. Armbruster Practical YYATCHJIlKKIi And j" :hj "fr ele :o. WATCHES. Clocks, Jewelry and Musical INSTRUMENTS Henalred on the Shortest Notice at Rea sonable Hates. Chouamiu bt next to Spexnrth's Gun store. B. F. ALLEN PIKAOTICAIi GRAIXER and PAINTER. SIGNPAINTINQ, AND GLASS SHOW CARDS, ri.ALS AXD DECORATIVE Paper Hanging, Frescoing, Eto. Shop on Cass St.. noxt to Stlnson's Ulack snuth shop. Astoria, Oregon, Strike It R BOY YOUR- Groceries Provisions OF Foard & Stokes Their largely Increasing trade enable them to sell at the very lowest margin or proQt while giving you poods that are of first class quality. Goods Delivered All Over the City. Thd-ffighest Price Paid for Junk. &rk ft ?z ich! The New Model Range CAN BE HAD IN ASTORIA, ONLY OF E. R. HAWKS. Agent. Ca and Etamino It ; You Will be Tieased. E. R. Hawes Is also Agent foi 1t Buck Patent Cooking Stove, AND OTHER FIRST CLASS STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hand olMlia Transflortation Coipy. Through Freight on Fast Time! THE NEW mrniifiiir li nunc Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers wIU leave "Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. -An additional trip will be made on ac v weiocit similar 31othihs tor Smrad ports. ruic uzrai rAnu wi ! n - vrs.1. Q80MEOfcrfl :aAssKN 'The Pioneer MachiheShop t BIVCKSMITH SHOP Boiler Shop Ail kinds ot ENGINE, CANNEEY, AXD STEAMBOAT WORK Promptly attended to. Apecialty made of repairing CANNERY DDm FOOT OF LAFAYETTK 8TKKF.I. Established 1870 I. W. CASE, ; PIONEER BANKER, ODD FELLOWS' BUILDING . Does a General Banking Business Drarte Drawn -Unliable In any part of the W&fld. Boat Building. JOE LEATHERS Is ou deck and prepared to build boaU that ho will guarantee as to work and dur ability. Kefers to all w ho have used boat ol j his construction. All work guaranteed Gennerymen NOTICE. ir jou want to contract for your summers wood now U jour chance. Apply to FRANK L. PARKER Or to the Astoria Wood Yard. Just received at the Astoria Yood Yard 150 cords extra choice Red Fir Wood. Also 50 cords One Vino Maple Limbs. Leave ordeis with F. L. PARKER. Telephone 36. STEAMER San day of Eack "Ween, leaving PorUantf Passengers bj this route connect ,at Kalama u. xi. M.U A i . i reme ni J&&i3ibK35'H contractsmaTDomaa9rorit4.?iiv iuun