?s.y--')iiny jwtiiw; TmP-f iV ArfTORTA. ORFOQJJ: 1'KlD.VY.. . MARCH lb. 1SS7 The streets are in a filthy condition and need cleaning. Eggs are ten cents a dozen at wholesale, in Portland. Roberts' rules of order are still rec ognized as standard authority by the city council. A drug store and a meat shop are among the spriug openings in the second ward, Prais9 and experience meeting at the Methodist church at seven o'clock this eveniug. The schooner Maid of Orleans, sailed from San Francisco on the 13th with freight for Shoalwater bay. A collection for the Y. M. C. A., at the Presbyterian church last Sunday evening, realized the sum of $27. The second series of the Mistletoe's Social Club's entertainments will be gin about the 15th of next month, ETeryone in Astoria that wants work can find it; there is no need for an idle man or woman in the place. Divine service was held at Si Mary's Roman Oatholic church at nine a. m. yesterday, in commemora tion of St Patrick's daw The Electric took about twenty couple to Hiram Gray's place at Skipanon last evening, where a pleas ant dance was indulged in. The soldiers at Fort Canby were paid off last Monday by Major D. C. Poole. Several of the boys in blue have been in the city during tbo week. The financial proceeds of the W. C. T. IT. entertainment were a grati fying result to the ladies who worked so hard for the success of the enter tainment. Large consignments of freight are being received by Astoria merchants from San Francisco. A considerable quantity of overland freight is de layed in transit. . Madame Trebelli, Mons. Musin, and others are expected here next week. Mad. Trebelli is a singer from way back, and Mons. Musin is mighty handy with the fiddle. About a quarter of a mile of track remains to lay at J. 0. Trullinger's logging railway, on the Walluski. The cars have been here for some time, but the locomotive is delayed on the way. O'Brien, the witness who was wanted so badly in the Moran case in Portland, had his fare to that city from here paid by Sheriff Ross last Tuesday. He will give his testimony to-day. Among the natural curiosities of Clatsop county, road district No. one occupies a prominent place, embrac ing something less than 500 square miles, and some miles that are not square. The Stuttz company presented "Under Two Flags, or The Bells of Shandon," at Ross' opera house last night. To-night they nppear in "A Celebrated Case." Reserved seats without- exj;ra charge at the New York Novelty Store. The officers of the Mexico report to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, pass ing a bark, supposed to be a wreck, between Cape Flattery and the Co lumbia river. Probably some unfor tunate vessel that ventured toward that terrible north coast At San Francisco,last "Wednesday, as the steamer Queen of the Pacific was going up the bay in a thick fog, she collided with the schooner Al calde, being towed out. The Alcalde had "her jib-boom and head gear car ried away. The passengers were frightened but no one was hurt. The steamer's bulwarks were damaged slightly. Henry Rosener, the manager for the Pacific Postal Telegraph Co., went to San Francisco on the last steamer. He has been superintending the building of the telegraph lines of that company in Oregon and Wash ington, and the News says he has finished. The supposition was that the scheme embraced the building of a line'to Astoria. At the.auotion sale of paintings by E. C. Holden last evening several were disposed or, me purcnasers all s'eemingly perfectly satisfied with their bargains. Prices ruled low but the sale will be continued this after noon at half-past two, and, if not all disposed or, again in the evening at half-past seven. Purchases can be made at private sale during the day. A man who says he counted them, reports that there were exactly one thousand seals on Sand Island yes terday morning. One thousand seals is a good many seals. It take's a good many salmon, too, to furnish those fellows daily rations. What they eat and what they destroy, which is ten times what they need, would fill a good many cases of four dozen cans each. Alfred Zetterman, a zealous mem ber of the Salvation army, was on Wednesday admitted to bail in Port land, in the sum of S300, for trying to put a hole through Thos. Rooney with a revolver, and yesterday came down here with a detachment of the army of the Lord. They talk some k of starting in here. Let us hope if they do they will not use pistols in the process of conversion. Judge Bryant, of the post office de partment, has discovered an ingenious swindle whioh. some parties calling themselves the Mechanic Manufac turing Company, of Farmington.Me., have attempted to carry on through the mails. They pent out circulars advertising a cornsheller and a mow ing machine knife sharpener, which they would sell for two dollars each, or they would send a sample for one dollar to pay the expense of packing, etc. Some poor fellow sent a dollar, and got in return a small piece of shoet iron to hold in the hand and a pin stuck with a little mory and giuo ou oue end. On knowledge of this swindle coming to the authori ties it was quickly suppressed. Regarding the disDatch about the Swansea Castle, now in the river, having cholera aboard, it transpires that the vessel touched at Monte video, where cholera was epidemic. Upon her departure the captain got a certificate of good health for his ship from the health officer of that port The ship then proceeded to Valparaiso for supplies, and when in Chilian waters, she was overhauled by a Chilian man-of-war and ordered to heave- to, when it was made known that she was direct from Montevideo. The order was ignored at first, and was not oheyed until the man-of-war sent a shot across the bow of the Castle. This brought the ship to. The commander of the man-of-war said that the ship had cholera aboard and should have kept out to sea. Tho captain of the ship replied that ho had no sickness, and moreover had a health certificate from the last port he loft. He was kept in the offing for about ten days taking supplies, by means of casks and boxes thrown overboard. The supplies would be taken out in Chil ian boats a certain distance and the ship's boats sent to pick them up. The vessel -then proceeded to Port land, whereTlie matter has been laid before the British vice consul. Secured His Man. Two years ago Geo. Trnedell and another man were indicted by the grand jury at Chehalis, Lewis Co., W. T., charged with the crime of murder. Both men managed to get away and they have been "wanted" in Lewis county ever .since. About a month ago Sheriff Claughton of that county captured one of them and heard of Trnedell's where abouts; the latter having left word at the Portland postoffice to have his mail sent to Onion Peak, Tillamook county. The sheriff got here on the Gth and started for Onion Peak, returning last Wednes day with the prisoner. While com ing back he fell from his horse, injur ing himself severly. Thero was five feet of snow on Onion Peak, and the sheriff and his prisoner had a rough trip. Truedell was lodged in the county jail upon arrival hero and will be taken back to Lewis county as soon as tho sheriff is able to travel. I. 0. 0, F. Mombersof Beavor-Lodge No. 35, are respectfully requested to attend an important meeting Thursday even ing, March 2i, 1887, for the purpose of taking steps for the proper ob servance of the 68th anniversary of the order in the United States, on April 26th, iaS7. T. S. Jewett, R. S. Will T,carc on The 28th. Dr. S. Harmon, from St. Petersburg, Jlussia, the celebrated Oculist, will leave here on the 28th. Those who are suffering from eye troubles and have not yet called upon him whoukl do well to do so, as on the 28th mst. he takes his departure. r,ost. JMweeu the Congregational church and Y. M. C. A. rooms, a black shoulder cape. Finder will please leave it at this office. For a delicious chop or steale ,' the New York Restaurant. Wanted. 1,000 people to eat at the New York Restaurant. Something new at the New York Restaurant fo breakfast Go to New York Restaurant for Oys ters. Eastern oysters fresh every steamer at Jeffs restaurant All the patent medicines advertised in this paper, together with the choicest Eertumery, and toilet articles, etc can e bought at the lowest prices, at J. W. Conn's drag store, opposite Occident hctel, Astoria. One of the ups and downs of an en ergetic merchant's existence is to keep the quality up and the prices down. By the way, they are doing it at the Crystal Palace. You can always find the largest and best selected stock of Blank Books, Paper, Envelopes and everything vou need at the City Book Store. Griffin & Ri:ku. The finest and nicest steak to be had in town at Fabre's Gainhrinus Seer And Free Lunch at the Telephone Sa loon, 3 cents. Everything is neat and clean at New York Restaurant. A New And "Enlarged ttock of .Choice Brands of Clears. Imported Key West and domestic. All tastes can be satisfied and all pockets suited as to price. Tansill'sPunch and Junior's in full supply as usual at D. L. Reck & Sons. All the different books used in the public school you can get at the Crystal Palace at reduced rates. Ten cents for a cup of Fabre's nice coffee. A Girl Wanted. To do general housewerk: Light work and good wages: Apply at this office. Wc are the Astoria agents for the celebrated Whitings Standard Corres pondence papers. The best paper in the market A large stock just received. GRIFFIX & RfcKD. GotojefTsfbroyster, Private Rooms. LATEST TELEGBAPHIO NEWS. Suicide of a Portland Ex-Policeman. r Pobtla'D, March 17. On tho loth poliosman Eiwanger resigned, his resignation to take effect yesterday, by request, after four years' service. He claimed thi3 .was done unjustly and for politioal reasons and to make room for some favorite of the chief's. Last night he was taken flighty, and took a notion that someone wanted to take his life, and finally went to tho police station and reported for duty, saying that he had not resigned. Finally he was got home. At nine o'clock this morning he and his wife went to see a doctor in the Union block, corner First and Stark streets. On the stairs Eiwanger drew a razor, saying "You are after my life, too." The wife shrieked, he meantime try ing to cut her throat. By keepiug her hands around her throat she pre vented him. Af ier quite a space of time she broke away from him and ran down the stairs. Meantime help arrived. Some one struck him on the head with a club. He then hur riedly drew a razor across his own throat, and nearly severed the neck from the body and died in a moment Ho was a full blooded man and tho blood covered the sidewalk for fif teen feet, making a most horrible sight. His last word3 were, "This is Sam Parrish's doingsr curse him I'' The wife's face wa3 badly cut, but she will not die. Eiwanger is said to have been a loving and kind father and husband. He leaves a wife and six children. It is stated his life was insured for $2,000 in the A. O. U. W. He had 700 in the bank. The cor oner's verdict was suicile while tem porarily insane. GOKE TO THE SPRINGS. New York, March 17. Walter Lawton has absconded. He had been entrusted with S100,000; it is be lieved that ho discounted tho papers and took the proceeds. The sheriff has seized his placo on claims amounting to 8245,000. PUT IN THE TOSI1I3. Ne;v York, March 17. Wm, J. Hutchison, an ox-broker, has been arrested and put in the Tombs, charged with appropriating 835,000 worth of stocks. Rome, March 17. The Pope has telegraphed the czar congratulating him on his escape. At the consisto ry to-day, several now cardinnls wore hatted. WELL: WHAT OF IT? New York, March 17. It i3 now stated that John Mackay is interested in the Baltimore and Ohio deal. Mackay is in San FranciBco and de nies that he is interested in B. & O. railroad matters. Enjoy Life. What a truly beautiful world we live in! Nnture gives us grandeur of mountains, glens and oceans, and thousands of means of enjoyment We can desire no better when in perfect health; but how often do t!ie majority of people feel like giving it up disheartened, discouraged and worn out with disease, when there is no occasion for this feeding, as every sufferer can easily obtain satisfactory proof, that ureens August Flower, will inke them free from disease, as when born. Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint are the direct causes of seventy-five per cent of such mala dies as Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick Headache, Costiveness, Nervous Prostration, Dizziness of the Head, Palpitation of the Heart, and other distressing symptoms. Three doses of August Flower will prove its wonderful effect Sample bottles, 10 cents. Try it To Astoria. The natural "gateway" of all the great, inland empire to the sea is down the Colnmbin river gorge. East Oregon ian. , Unnecessary 3Iiscry. Probably asv much misery comes from .habitual constipation as from any derangement of the functions of tho body, and it is difficult to cure, for the reason that no one likes to take the medicines usually pre scribed. HAMBURG FIGS were prepared to obviate this difficulty, and they will be found pleasant to the taste of women and children. 25 cents. At all druggists. J. J. Mack & Co., proprietors, S. F. .. The perfection of the age in the med ical line is the liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs, manufactured only by the California Fig Syrup Co., San Fran cisco, Cat It is. agreeable to the taste, acceptable to the stomach, harmless in its nature, painless yet promot and thorough in its action. For sa'e by W. E. Dement & Co. Wait till the clouds roll by my dear, and Adler will show you Baby Carriages in such new styles and such low prices that will make you smile and repay you well to wait for the ar rival ol the immense new stock to arrive shortly at the Costal Palace direct lrom tne .Manhattan factory. 3. O. Bozorth has jusfbeen appointed resident agent for the Imperial Fire In surance Company of England. This company, organized in 180JJ, has a paid up capital of $V00,000 and casii assetts of $10,000,000, every dollar of which is liable for fire losses alone. The com- Eany doing no life, accident or marine usiness. Lowest Cask .Price. Coal Oil at $2.35 a case, at D. L. Beck & Sons. Best dinner to be had in town at the New York Restaurant to-day.. THE INLAND EMPIRE. The Products of Which Should Seek the Sea Via Astoria Down the Natnral Highway The Colnmliia River. O. B. Watson has returned from an extended trip through eastern Ore-' gon and Washington whero he ad dressed interested audiences in vari ous cities and towns regarding the feasibility of the scheme recently invented by Wm. A Grondahl for overcoming the obstructions in the upper Columbia. In answer to the question, '"With reference to the opening of tho Co lumbia river, what impressions did you receive during your trip?" he said: 'That portion of the inland empire Ir.batary to the Columbia river and dependent upon it as its great com mercial highway, comprises 25,000 square miles of land susceptible of tho highest degree of cultivation, and perhaps the most wonderfully pro lific of any in the world for the pro ductiou of wheat and other cereals, and which, with reasonable facilities for transportation, would place it in tho front rank for profit, as it now is for the quality, diversity and quanti ty of its produce." "The country in the main is a great, rolling prairie, with wheat fields of large extent and dotted here and there with towns and villages rapidly growing into importance, well built. neatly kept, an unmistakable index of the value of the country surround ing them, and of the thrift, enterprise and prospeots of the peoplo inhabit ing it. "The two great lines ot railroad tho Northern Pacific and tho O. R. & N. Co.'s line have done much to peo plo and develop this magnificent re gion; and while the country could not well have reaohed its present com mercial importance without them, the people realize that they can never develop the country into that degree of prosperity and greatness for which nature seems to have intended it. without the opening up of the Co lumbia rivor that great natural highway which nature intended for it There is no subject so important to them as that relating to some method of cheapening freights to the seaboard. They recognize this fact and listen with interest to any plan looking in that direction. I was as sured by them that within three years from the time of the opening of the Columbia to Astoria, the cultivated acreage of that vast region would be increased three hundred fold, and lhe character of its shipments greatly diversified. Perhaps no less than 2,000 people, during my travels through that section, examined the Grondahl plan and model for a steamboat railway intended to overcome the oostructions in tne uoiumoia river, and which, it is confidently believed, will produce that most devoutly-to-be-wished consummation; and, after a careful examination, with one single exception, gave an almost unqualified approval of the plan and expressed their confi dence in its final success. Many of tho farmers and other business men of fered, in various ways, to help further the enterprise. Many engineers and mechanics examined the plan and unqualifiedly declared it to bo entire ly feasible and practical. ''Negotiations are being opened whith it is thought will, in the near future, enable tho projectors to dem onstrate and put into practical oper tion the Grondahl steamboat-railway m the Columbia river. It is esti mated that for the opening up of navigation to tho British Columbia line, 1,500,000 will bo ample. "The TJ. S. senate committee on transportatioa routes to the seaboard, in their recent report, say that the freight tax annually between this in land empire and Portland reaches the sum of 9,000,000, and that, with the opening up of the Columbia river and the reduction of freights to one per cent per ton'por mile, the saving to the peopleof that section would be from $4,000,000 to $6,000,000 annually, They recommend the building of a steamboat-railway and estimate the cost at less than $1,500,000. "If we take the lowest estimate of saving and add S300.000 to the high est estimate of the cost of accom plishing this purpose, it will be seen that less than one-half of the saving of a single year would do it. Aud yet it is confidently asserted, and is demonstrated by accomplished facts elsewhere, that freights can be car ried by water from Wallula to Astoria for one-half of one per cent, per ton per mile which would be, for that distance, about $1.55 per ton as against $G now charged by tho O. R. & N. Co. from that point to Portland. Many of the farmers raise 10,000 bushels each, nununlly, of wheat, and some of them ranch moro. The saving which would result to them of about 12, cents a bushel, or say $1,200 on a 10,000 bushel shipment, shows the magnitude of the impositions which they suffer nnd the reasonable grounds of their complaint against tne charges of the railroad com panies. "Considering the very slow meth ods of appropriations for the im provements of rivers and harbors, the contingent 'pocket vetoes' nnd red tape methods of expenditure, the people of the inland empire have al most despaired of any relief at tho hands of the government The im pression also teems to be general among them that the inter-state com merce bill instead of working relief will burden them with greater hard ships. "Astoria's interests are identical with theirs in this matter and they expect her to join hands with them in an effort for a -free river. This done, Astoria will become tho natural shipping point for the inland em pire." Shortness of Breath. DB, FLINT'S HEART REMEDY should be taken at once when slight exertion or a hearty meal produces shortness of breath or a pain in the region of tho heart. At all drug gists, or. J. J. Mack-& Co., 9 and 11 Front st, S. F. " t'EBSOSAL. Dean Blanch ard, of Ranier, is in the.city. Mrs. 0. H. Page has returned from Portland. President Cleveland is fifty years old to-day. Mrs. T. S. Jewett is visiting friends in Portland. Judge F. J. Taylor goes to Salem this morning. Dr. Frank Page returned from the Nehalem yesterday. C. A. McGuire came over from Clatsop yesterday. C.B. Allen and Capt Al. Harris were in the city yesterday. Milton Bozorth is now in the office of his brother, J. O. Bozorth. A. F. Johns and wife leave for Cal ifornia on Sunday's steamer. A. Knapp and family came don from Knappa yesterday afternoon. I Dr. O. D. Sackett, of Mifflin, Ohio, will visit his brother in this city in the early autumn. The Face. The care of the complexion has be come an accomplishment that no lady of refined tastes can afford lo ignore, and in leading society circle it claims as much thought as do tho fashions. It is an acknowledged fact that the variations of our climate are very se vere on tho complexion, noticeable by a roughness and dryness of the skin, and to counteract this effect it be comes necessary lo call in the aid of art. In the selection of this agent too much care cannot be exercised. It is well known to the chemist that many of the so-oalled "blooms," "balms," "creams," etc., contain lead and other poisonous substances, the long-continued use of which is dan gerous. Wisdom's Robertine is guar anteed under a. forfeiture of $1,000, to be absolutely free from poisonous substances. If you have not yet tried it, do so at once, and be one of the hundreds who pronounce it the most delightful toilet article ever pro duced. Wisdom's Robertine is sold at fifty cents per bottle. Sold bv W. E. Dement & Co. Idea Sug?eied by a Taconm Editor. To a follow sitting upon the upper most limb of a tall fir tree it looks as if an umbrella factory in this locality would pay fancy dividends upon the necessary investment jFacoroa News. Renews Her Youth. Mrs. Phoebe Chesley, Peterson, Clay Co., Iowa, tells the following story, the truth of which is vouched for by the residents of the town : "I am 73 years old, have been troubled with kidney complaint and lameness for many years: could not dress myself without help. Now 1 am free from all pain and soreness, and am able to do all ray own housework. I owe my thanks to Electric Bitters for having renewed my youth, and removed completely all dis ease and pain." Try a bottle, only oOc. at W. E. De ment ccvo.'s Drug store. It is a well known fact, when you wish a pair of glasses to fit the eye properly you must patronize an oculist, to get tne exact measurement or the eye, then take his prescription to an optician to have it made. And by pat ronizing me, you get your exact eye measurement. I also give you the num ber and color of lense lor each eye, which can be fdled anywhere, you also got a pair of glasses made to your order, for less money than an ordinary examination by an oculist. Don't miss this opportunity as I am hore. Dr.S. Haumo.v. Go To Crop's Gallery. The leading Photographer. For the finest photos in all the latest styles and of superior tmish. it a Week AND SEE The new and select stock of goods I am I bringing, will beat anything you have ever before seen in Astoria. Tt will pay you to wait a few days. The Clothier and natter. (Occident Building.) REAT arsains IN Baby Buggies AND Musical Instruments . AT THE New York Novelty Store Wa l 111 Clofhin 9 0e Our first shipment of Spring Styles for 1887 in Gems', Young Men's, Youihs' and Boys1 A iv now in stock. These lines are manufactured moro especially for lhe city trade and are in different weights, and handsome patterns. And for STYLES, FITS AND WORKMANSHIP they are unequalled. " Our STYLES of STRAW HATS for 1887 are now in, also new styles in Soft and Stiff Fur Hats. The Leading Dry Goods and Clothing House OF ASTORIA. Gome Every time you comeyou We are adding to our stock and to the variety of the lines of o-oods we carry by every steamer. By Jast steamer - - Fresh CalaB Roil Butter, Gilt Edge, Climax Coffee, with a China cup and saucer in each can ; Green Coffee at San Francisco wholesale prices; all the best brands of Teas; Sugars at our former low rates; a full line of. Hams, Breakfast Bacon, Lard, etc; Canned and cased goods in large stock and great variety, for many of which we are sole agents; Anchovies, Dutch Herring, Yarmouth Bloaters, Codfish Bricks, Boneless Cod, Stockfish, etc.; Roller Flour, Wheat, Corn, Oat, and Buckwheat Meals, etc.; Apples, White Darling Po tatoes, and almost everything else in the grocery and provision lme. Agents for Lantz Bros, celebrated Soaps and Starch, and many other Eastern and California makes carried in stock. Wheat, Oats, Ground Barley, Shorts and Bran. -Cordage, all sizes. Nails, all kinds. Twine, Floats, and a full line of CANNERY SUPPLIES. A full line of Imported and Domestic Cigars and To bacco. Also, just received an addition to our stock of Parlor, Hanging, Kali, Stand, and Hand Lamps. Also, Shades, Burners, Chimneys and Wicks. More Fancy articles in China, Crystal, Bisque, etc. Full Dinner, Tea, and Toilet Sets, and Crockery in all the Latest Styles. Best Plated Knives and Forks, Table and Teaspoons, as well as common ones. Goblets, Wine Glasses, Ale Mugs, Tumblers, and Bar Ware generally, and many other articles too numerous to enumerate. All these way up in Quality, and way down in Price. JVe have just been appointed agents for Astoria of tl-e justly celebrated GILT EDGE COAL OIL, and mi prepared to sell to the trade at Oil Co's wholesale rate, and every can guaranteed as to quality and condition. Our retail trade supplied at same rates as inferior oils are sold at. (gfTRcmemher your place to trade is at D. L. BECK & SONS. PER'S partment will be Better Pleased. Again !