' 'V'JlJIl'ili' VOL. XXT, NO. 70. ASTORIA, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24, J88G. PRICE. TIYE CENTS. BUSINESS CARDS. C. R. TBOMSOX, E. F C007IXT. THOMSON & COOTERT, Attorneys at Law and Ubtarie3 Public. Special attention given to collections and examining titles. Ofhck ltoons 4 and o, oer City Book SM0I8. C. 1 IS. 3IAKTIX. F.. Architect and Civil Engineer. Oi'fick Koom 0. Kuialits of l tliias Building. ? R. A. Ii. and .J. A. fl'l.TOX. Ihj .nit-lacs ami Siirffoiis. W.l! -.r.e pn.mpt Httcution to all calls, i jiii any p.11 t of the city or country. O'fcce over AlleuN Store, corner Cass and cemoqua streets. Astoria. Oregon. Hlcphcutt No. 41. I A It. FKAXK iASK. lMIYMClAXAXDSritOEON. OppO'dleTelejjraph Office. Astoria, Oiesou. TAY TUTTI.K. 31. . PKY.SIC1AN AND SURGEON ,vK.k !:ih.i!is l.'J.and.'l I'jthiatilJudd- Ki.siUKNrK-Oa Cedar Street, back of .. Mar 's Hospital. ! K. . 15. KRTEK. lMlYSiCIAN AND SURGEON, e: kick: Oem Hul'ding, upstairs, Astoiia, D K. .tl.niKl) KI.V.VKY, Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his office, and ina be fouud there at any hosu. P. THORX, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Residence, Upper Astoria, Nillscu House. 1 t V.M F. PAIlItEil SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY Ez-Clty Surveyor e: Astoria O&lee : N. E. corner Cae unit A stor -.tn-et-s liooiu No. s S."i retain. . . HOKKIS. JBO. KfU.AM :,A.1Z irOKKES. MlOKSKA.S AT 1 AW H.,.- Jsi Muitrj ' I'A'-c'r., MlUi 'St I. A-Sfiiia. Oiegou. . Pl.TO O. C HJI.TON I K S.TOS 853iTHKKS. rroiINBYb AT LAW. j-.ni 5 and d.Odd FeiloRs BuShilng. J. tfc. A. KOWJ.BY S.ittftn'X iuid (uuurll'jr t1 JiHW .1- - on Clietiamun Siicrt. Aktoria. Oiegon A t. WIXTO.S, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Hooms Ni. 11 and ji:, Pythian fYMle Kuild K. VT t RAYJIOXD, CIVIL UNHlNKKi:. CITY sravfiYwic. Olflcein City Hall, AMoila. Orogt.u. T K. ftKAW DENTIST. Rooms in Allen's Building. up shihi. tor iter Oas and Squenicqua street". Astoila Oregon. H. A. 3!ITH. DENTIST. I have permanently located iuAstoiia. o practice Dentistry. 1 haeall ihe late im proved appliances. None but the iery hot of work done and satisfaction guaranteed. OOee in Kinney's Building. T It. SPKDDFA. NOTARY PUBLIC. Nenrelierof Titles, Abslraetpr mid Conveyancer. Olllce on Cass Street. 3 doors south of As toriau olllce, Astoria, Oregon. General Agencv of W 31. ft. ADAIR, Real Kstate, Insurance mid Money BROKER. Valuable Properties for Sale or Leane in Upper Astoria. Accounts Adjusted, and Hook Keeping done on bhort Notice. Olllce with Col. Speaden, cor. Jefferson and Ca streets, Astoria, Oregon. Ar V. Allen, Wholesale and Ketall DenlTln MILL FEET). Glass and Plated Ware, 1U01MOAL AND DOMESTIC FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. Together vvltli Winn, Liquonjeitf cco,Gi3M To Regulate FAVORITE HOME REMEDY it warranted ne: to contain a single par tide of Mercury er any injurious $ub stince, but is purely vegetable. It will Cure all Diseases caused by Derangement of th9 Liver, Kidneys and Stomach. If yetir Liver i out of order, then ycur whole system is derarged. Tne blood is impure, the breath cf!en-ie: you have headache, feci languid, dispirited and nervous. To pre-, en t a more serious con. union, take at ence Simmons VER REGULATOR. If you lead a sedentary lite, or suffer with Kldm-v AflVetions, avoid cmulants and tate Sircmon Liver Regulator. -Arc to relieve If jou have ejtcn anjthin hard of digestion, or feel heavy after meals or sleepless at night, tale a dose and you .dl feel relieved and sleep pleasandy. If you are a miserable sufferer Vith Constipation, Dyspepsia- and Ulllousncss, seek relief at once in Simmons Lirer Regulator. It does not require continual dosing, and costs but a trifle. It ti ill cure you. If you wake up in the morning ith a bitter, bad taste in jour mouth. Simmons Liver Regulator. It cor rects the Bilious Stomach, sweetens the Breath, and cleanses the Furred Tongue. Children often need some safe Cathar tic and Tonic to avert approaching sict.nes. Simmons LiverRtRubtorwill relieve Lol.'c, Head ache. Sick Stomach, Indigestion, I)) .er.tery, and the Complaints incident to ChildhooJ. At any time you feel your system need cleansing, toning, regulating vithout violent , purging, or stimubting without intoxi cating, uke PREPARED BY J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Philadelphia, Pa. ruiCE. 31.00. TUTT'S PILLS TORpffOWELsT DISORDERED LBVER, and MALARIA. Trom these sources arise threo-fourtha of the disease? of the human race. Those symptoms indicate their existence: Xioas of Appetite, Sovrels costive, Sick Headache, fullnccs after cat iuir,avcrsion to exertion of body or ruitid, Eructation of food, IrrltablN Ity of temper, X,orplrIts, Afeellag of havlnc neglected omc duty ,DU itiie3S,FluUerInfratthcIIeart,Iot before the eyes, lilghly colored Uriue,COSSTlPATIOW,antl demand tho use of a remedy that acta directly on inoLaver. Asatavennenicinexuxa"S 1'XI.I.S have no equal. Their action on tho Kidneys and Skin is also prompt; removing all impurities throngh these tiiree ' scavengers of the Byate," producing appetite, sound digestion, orousbody. TUTT'S PIIiI.S cause no nausea or griping nor interfere "With dally work and are a perfect ANTIDOTE. TO MALARIA. Sold eTerywhere&. OHi2c44 ilurraySUN Y. TUTTS HAIR DYE. GRATHAm on Whiskers changed in stantly to a Glossv Black by a single application of this DVK. Sold bv Drug 'Osts.oriwmt by express on recelntoftL Orllce, 44 iiurrav Street, New York. rrcra vj&qll c? teEim. lscsi?is hue. Dr-SANFORD1 INVIGORATOF Is jus: Tfhat its name implies ; & Purely Vegetable" Compound, thai acts directly upon .the: ; curing the many diseases o that un. portant organ, and ting the nn tnerons ailm its from Hi deranged orrKfWaction, . such a! Dyspepsia. J?ndice, Bilionsnesa reness aria, Sick-lieadachej Rhei etc. It is therefore s tfoliave Good Health :ha twer must be kept in af3er. DH. SAITFOED'S LIVZB IKYIGOEATOE Invisorates the Liver, Regulate3theBo"v te, Strengthens the System, Purifies Ihc Blood . Assists Digestion, Prevents Fevers, Is a Household Keed. An Invaluable family Medicine for common complaints D3. BANTOED'S U7EB INVIGOBATOE. 4.u experience of Forty yean, and Thou lands rf Testimonials prove its Merit. FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS IN MEDICINES For fill information wad yonr address for 101 &-2 Rook on tho " Liver r.nd its diseases," U. ' WXrOKD Si DUAJE ST.. KEW TOES CIT5 Fisheries, 1886, "We have a new Mill, first class, with ueay inachiuer to knit the STRONC TRAPS and Suited to the SEINES Pacific Fisheries! Also for the lighter kinds ol Netsand Seines. All kinds of Nets and Seines made to order. Letters promptly answered. Prices Low. Gloucester Net and Twine Co., W Commercial Street. Boston. m FOB WINTEH EVENINGS. Seate TablftHX Ajkuc tke Tbs Fele. There are few pastimes better cal culateH'tolhteesJ and'amus? a win ter eVelbjii asserhjilggd Si young people- than tables wc: and a lew plain directions, byviWcli effective scenes can be arraogejQri any room, cannot fail to be of 'interest. You will require ten bojei of various sizes, twohalMengttfgietureframes, one washtub and boaTd, one broom, twqnty feet of annea!jl wire, two dozen curtain-rings, twelve large lamps or twenty candles, orajjas-rod twelve feet long, with fifteenuye-foot burners upon it, sIk yards black tar latonmu3jin,costJDgabput25centsper yard, and five cotton sheet3. If the room has no folding-doors, you must have a thick curtain or be'dquiit con trived to draw on a wire across the room, leaving a space about fifteen fet deep for the stage. This space must be draped with shawls or cur tains, by Btretching wire across tho cides and back of the stage, near the cealing, and hanging them by means of rings sewed upon the cloth. Then procure four upright pieces of nar row board, just the height of the room for posts, screw them upon tho back sides of the frames near the edge, so that when you raise them up the frames will stand upright 4 feet ( inches from the floor. Cover all the space above and below the frames with cloth of the same color as the back wall, so that they will appear to the audience as if hanging upon the wall. Put up these frames four feet apart, and nail four strips of board five inches wide, in the shape of a large frame, between them having the top and bottom strips, which form the frame, six and one half feet apart. This will give you a large frame between the two small er ones. The large frame will be four feet wide and sis and one-half feet high outside. The curtain must be arranged to run in front of the frames to cover them when not in use. These three frames stand at the back of the stage the support ing posts nailed to the floor two and one-half feet from the wall, so as to give room for the performers or pictures" behind them. If gas is available, fasten a rod, with burn ers upon it. over the top of the cur tain or folding doors. It is well to make a shelf for it, supported on two posts, about eight fejgt high. Over the burners, and behind them, tack sheets of common tin, bent so as to throw the light down. If jbu cannot obtain the tin conveniently, a white sheetfastenedbehindtheburners will answer the purpose. If the curtain dqs not reach the cealine, you must put a shawl or thick cloth above it, so that too much light will not enter the darkened auditorium. If gas cannot be had, fasten candles or lamps, very securely, upon the shelf. In a very elaborate "performance the stage should be raised to a level with the eyes of the spectators, but very fine performances are sometimes given on a few hours' notice. Next make a vale of black tarlatan muslin-large enough to cover the space before the posts which support the curtain. A few suggestions requiring only such costumes and appointments as can be obtained in almost any house may not be out of place. A very simple one is: "Justice, Mercy and peace." Justice stands on a high pedestal, made of two boot-boxes covered with a shjeet; Peace on one box, andMercy kneeling on two boxes placed end to end, making a long gedestal. They are draped m sheets, eace can be taken by a child dress ed in a short frock of white cotton, belted around the waist. Justice must be a larger lady than Mercy. Mercy kneels in an attttude of prayer, with clasped hands ; Justice, blind folded, stands erect, holdings sword and scales covered with white cloth, and Peace stands on the right of Jus tice, holding a stalk of paper lilies in her right hand. The faces of the trio must be whitened. In all "statues" the hands should be covered with white cotton gloves, the arms with stocking-legs sewed to tne gloves, ana tne heads with wigs madeoflamp-wicking. Besuretoturn down the gas or draw a strip of green cambric before your lamps; and if your statues stand still the effect is wonderful. Next you may have a comic scene, i.ove s .uisguises. a pretty gin in calico stands at a washing tub while a fop gates at her with undisguised admirationthrough an enormous eye glass. He is dressed showily with white hat and cane. In the next scene the maiden is sitting on a chair in the center, while a cunning Cupid aims a great tin bow at the fop from the washtub. And then " The Roman Girls at the Shrine of St. Agnes." The saint, in white, stands in the largo frame ; before her a shrine (two boxes covered with a sheet) on which stands an unpainted wooden cross, two and one-half feet high. A dark Roman girl holds a wreath of flowers over one arm of the cross; another, kneeling on the other side, is passing to her a basket of flowers; a third kneels in prayer at front of the stage, telling her beads; a forth stands in the corner of the stage at back, holding a sheaf of straw. Dresses: Black,brown or red skirts; black bretelles over white waists; long white towels on heads. Towels folded three times lengthwise, and placed upon the head, leaving the sndj to nanz down behind. Con cealed voices sing some appropriate air. as " Ave Sanctissima." Next draw away the back curtain again and show more pictures, which the assistant has had time enough to prepare. In the center frame stands a " gleaner." In one small frame, a child with a red cape over her head and a little basket in hei hand personates " RedRidinghood," and in another is "A Marchioness." Bcton Globe. On Deck. Late one 'afternoon an old gentle man wandered into the office of a StaleStreet insurance company, Bos ton, and looked curiously around, evidently in search of information. An active young man who wa3 just closing the safe, stepped forward and asked if he could be of service. "Well," said the stranger, "I wanted to get some insurance on the bark J?orer, hut your people don't seem to be around." The active gentleman informed the old party that he could be ac commodated, and after some doubt and hesitation on the part of the in surance seeker, hewas fitted out v ith the necessary document. The next morning he madt his appear auce again and singling out a venera ble gray-haired clerk he said : "I came in here yesterday after noon for some insurance and one of your boys said he could fix me, but I thought perhaps he might not know how to do the thing just right, so I thought I'd drop in this morn ing." The .old clerk smiled and asked, " Which of the boys was it? " The cautious customer looked around the room and then said : "It was that smart-looking little black-haired fellow over there." The clerk's eyes twinkled, and he said: "Let me introduce j'ou to him." And leSding the applicant up, he said: "Mr. Blank, let me present you to Mr. , president of the Insurance Company." The astonished customer stared at the energetic and smiling young president for a moment, and then ejaculating " Gosh! " left the office without another word. The presi dent does not close the safe now as often as he did", but his early and late attention to business bears evi dence in the splendid condition of his compans. Boston Bulletin. Tke Seven Wonder of a Young; Lady. 1. Keeping her accounts in prefer ence to an album. 2. Generously praising the attrac tions of that "affected creature" who always cuts her out. 3. Not ridiculing the man she se cretly prefers nor quizzing what she seriously admires. 4. Not changing her "dear, dear friend" quarterly or her dress three times a day. 5. Reading a novel without look ing at the third volume first; or writing a letter without a postscript ; or taking wine at dinner without saying "the smallest drop in the world;" or singing without "a bad cold ;' or wearing shoes that were not "a mile too big for her." 6. Seeing.a baby without immedi ately rushing to it and kissing it. 7. Carrying a large bouquet at an evening party, and omitting to ask her partner "if he understands the language of flowers." The Fastidious Waiteb. Custo mer "Why, hang it, man'!pfou're wiping offniy plat with your luiml kerclnef." ifew waiter "That's all right. I am going to put it in the wash next week anyhow." Texas Sittings. Sweetmeats Sugar-cured hams. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. "o Boon that Science has Conferred Has heen traught with greater blessings than that which has accrued to the inhabitants of malarial ridden portions of the United States and the Tropics from the use of Hostetter'.s Stomach Kilters. The experience of many years lias but too clearly demonstrated the in ntciney itf quinine and other drugs to enectualU combat the progress ol intermit tent. congVsthe and bilious remittent feers. ulrle on the other hand, it has been no Ies clenr! hown that the use of the Bitters, a me liciiiD congcilnl to tli frailest oonsthu tio i, and f'crivedf'om purely botanic sources affords a safeguard against maia'rial disease, and arrest it when developed. Fordls irders of the stoma di. liver and nowels, for general dehilitvand renal inactivltj.it i-t also a most efficient remedy. Appetite and sleep arc im proved bv it. It expels rheumatic humors from the blood, and eurlches a circulation impoverished by mal-assmillatlon. Foi Dyspepsia andlivtT Complaint, von have a printed euarantee oti every bottle of Shiloh's Vitaiizer. It never fails to cure. Sold bv W. E. DeinonL A Nasal Injector tree with each bottle of Shiloh's CaUtrrh Remedy Price 50 cents. Sold by W. E. DemenL GERMANIA BEER HALL FROM THE Northern Pacific Brewery Five Cents a Class. 6"No inferior Beer sold at this place. W:1I. BOCK, Proprietor, dOYAl THE NEW W&B9 i!i wri M3nkmi i -:iS,-iosaiMs2srrt; V Mk Mf M If I A FULL STOCK rB m POWDER Absolutely Pure. Thib powder never varies. A marvel of purity, strength and uholcsomeness. More economical than tke ordinary kinds, and can not be sold in competition witli the multi tude of low teat, short w eight, alum or phos phate powders. Sold nnlu 1n can. Royal Baking FowDnrt Co. lOsWall-st.. N. "V. MARKETS. STAR MARKET. WHERRY & CGEPANY, Fresh and Cured Meats, FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. OITOSITK OCCIDENT ftOTLL. t'HBJJAHl'li Street. Ahtoria, Oir. Washington Market. tin hi lrcet, Istorla, Oregon. KKilUMAX A rs.IS:OJltIKTOKM KESPEGTfr'ULLX CALL THE ATTKN llou of Uib puh'.ic to the fact that the fthove MArkvt will always hesupjilled with a FULL VXKlE'tV NO llKSf Ql'Al.ITY FHSM AND CURES? fclAT . I Whlch tvlll be sold at lowest rate: wlioh- sale rfMl retail . JSSpeelal u!tti!itl:t sitven to Minpljmg dllr-s. WIS. EDGAR, healer in Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. COUN'Ktt MAIN AND CIIENAMUS ST.s MUBRAY & CO., GBOCEBS And Dealers in Sillies Special Attention Given to Filling Of Orders. A FULL LINE CARRIED And Supples furnished at Satis factory Terms. Purchases tlelirer-d in any part of the city. Office and Warehouse In HnmeS New iimlding on Water Sticet. P. O. Hox IV.. IbTORI 1. Tficphone No. X. aminos. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool and London and Globe North British and mercantile Of Iondon and Edlnb-gli. Old Connecticut of Hartford AND COMMERCIAL OF CALIFORNIA Fire Insurance Companies, Representing a Capital 01867,000 OOO. 11. VAN DUSEN. Aaent. J. a. D. GRAY. Wholesale and retail dealer iu GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. General Storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria. OxeRon. mm ift3iuH& i isuimg mm HOLT & CO. Proprietors. Manufacturers of Mouldings, Sash Ooors, Slinds, Rails, Balusters, Newel Posts. Brackets. Scroll ami Turned Balustrades, BOAT MATERIAL, ETC., Order Solicited and Promptly Attended to. Satisfaction Guaranteed As to Style, Quality and Price. Miil and Office cor. Polk and Concomly Sts., ASTORIA, OREGON. lIdr-SN HJT & CO. Astoria and Seaside BAKERIES. ED. JACKSON. Proprietor The host Ureart, Cake and Pastry In the City, Ice Creams and Ornamental Work to order Manufacturer of Fine Candies. Tho Telephone Saloon. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially fitted u: for the Comfoit and Confidence of those who enjoy a Social GIas. The Best or Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. IC. I J EFFREY. Prop'r. ASTORIA iRON WORKS. BUNTON S.-ttKKT. NEUl PAUKKK HOUSE, ASTOKIA. - OKEdON. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LAP aBOIABIE ENGINES Boiler Work, Steamboat Work and Cannery Work a spe cialty. Of nil nesprlptlons made to Order at Short Notice. A. D. Was's, President. J. G. 11 ustlkr. Secret ary. I. W. Case. Treasurer, joiix Fox.Suporiiitendent. BANKING AND INSURANCE! 1. W. CASE, Broker, Banker, and Insur ance Agent, ISSOSSEA, - OREC503T. OFFICE II0U113 : ! roni H o'clock A. M. until 3 o'clock P. 31. Coluiia Transportation Company. FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! TflE NEW STEAMER -TELEPHONE Which has been specially built for the comfort or passengers will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. ST An additional trip will be made onRanday efEwfc wete. leaving PortUsi a at n'rileok HnsdBT MaraMf. (or Sooafl ports. MODE R.VNOE CAN BE HAD IN Av: TORIA ONLY OF - B B HAWBSi AGENT PALL AND EXAMINE l:. WILL BE PLEASED. YOC K. K. il WES Is al.si. atut fortlw ML patent Cooliof Stove And other flrst-clasa Stoie. Furnace Work. Storun Fit tlnEa. eto., n. specialty. ALWAYS. ON HAND. IS. ARNDT & PERCH EN A3TORIA. - OREGON. The Pioneer Machine Shop BLACKSMITH avi I8HOP Boiler All kinds of ENGINE, CANNERY, AND STEAMBOAT WOES Promptly attended to. Specialty made of repairing CANNERY DIES, FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STKEET. H. EKSTE0M, PRACTICAL VATCHHAIER. Shop next to L. I. Johnson's cigar store. ALL WORK WARRANTED ! Carnahan & Co. SUCCESSORS TO I. "W. CASE, IMPORTERS A.M vHQLESALK AND HKTAIL UKALKltf Hi &EBEBAL MERCHANDISE 'onier CheuHinus and iIrss streetn. ASTORIA OKEUON WiIsoir&Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWAEE Paints, Oils, and Varnish, LOGGERS1 SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR Salem Houring Mills, Portland Roller Mills, Capitol Flour and FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OREGON. G. E. BAIN. DOORS, WINDOWS, BRACKETS, Mouldings, Window Frames, etc. A Full Supply of Material. Bids FurnMied : Contract Work a Specialty. Mill and Office on the Old Site. rassenKera uj iwsiuuic wumsu. ii U.B. ', Presidents -AiSifc -HtrC.-&nm- J Shop ''