I H I V01JXXY. NO. 05. ASTORIA, OREGON, THURSDAY. MARCH IS, J8S0. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. BUSINESS CARDS. i . r. Tuovsoy, i:. n. cootekt. THOMSOS & COOVERT. Attorneys at Law and Notaries Public. Special attention given to col'ections and examining title. , Ornch Booms I a;nl 5, o;er City Book More. f I. IHARTIX. V. F., Architect and Civil Engineer. Oki-ice Boom i;, Knights of Pthlas Building. I St-. A. J. at.U .1. A. FniiTOS. lIi.if:iitanI Surgeons. wl" ic prompt attention to all calls. :u :uiv pat l of the 'ity or countrj. wi.c-oer Allen's More, corner Cass aud i -i onia streets. AMori.i. Oregon. i cp'ioiic No. It. A It. I'ltXIL 5' AUK. IM1YSI01AX AXDSriW.EO.S. Opposite Telegraph OKlce. Asturla, Oregon. 1 tYTmi.K, .11. J- YMC'lAN ASU SiJKGKON , ,.'? :ti..ns lyi. Aim '. J'i thitt" iil'l- -,isfv i'-Oh C-dar Mjert. back of l.tr.'s Hospital. 1) Ml . It. KSTF.M 1 SIVMflAN ANDSUROEOX. muuf- Gi in Bid'dlt.g. "1 stairs. Astoria, 5 I C. till. Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will onlv attend patients at li'o office, and inav be found tlieie at an l-oui. T TIEOF.X. physician an') sntr.Eox. Residence. Fpper Astoria, Xlllsou Home. 1 KLO t I'ARKnit SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY Ex City Surveyor ot Aitona tike: X. Cromer Cms ami MrMu,d', . ..OKI N'O.8 5Jl IsT.Urv. ItoUttl.s. OK. NOI.AM .. AM? A. ll5IKS-. .' i Kimnjs IMofh. pposite I'll ii. AtrS. Oropoii. -IMWS. G. C.YUI.TON TTOKNKV.S AT LA'.V iHimcSnnd C.Odd Fellows liiiildtng. inr:e3 anil foun-eltor :! liarv, '5 Cl'eRxinws Street, Aoiia. Oiegim. S E. IViXTOX, AITOIIXEY AT LAW. Ilooni-. Xo. 11 ami VI. V tiiiati Cstst'.e P.itiM mg. V l. KAY.tSO.'I, civil HN;ixr.::s. riTY sitssyi:yr. Ofiicein City Hall, Astnna. Oiegmi. 4 K. S1IAV.'. DENTIST. Kooms In Allen's Building, up stairs, coi ner Cass and Squemotjua streeth. Astoria Oregon. JX A. S5SITH. DENTIST. lhatfiernianentlv located in Asioila. to practice Uenllstrj. 1 liav all the late im proved anplianet-s. None but theery best of v uk iione and b itlsfaf lion guanmteed. Ofike In Kinuey'h Building. T R. SPEIIKN. NOTARY PUBLIC. Senrehcrof Titles, Abstraeter mi'l Con vcj'an ce r. ODtce on Cass Street. Sdonrs south of As torian ofllce, Astoria, Oregon. General Agencv of W 21. D. ADAIR, Real Eslule, Insurnnce anl 3ionpy BROKER- Valuable Properties for Sale or Lease in Upper Astoria. Accounts Adjustd, and Book Keeidnz done on bhort Xotlce. Office with Col. snedden, cor. Jefferson juul Cass streets, Astoria, ui-eon. A If Wholesale and Retail DaSf r In Provisions, MILLFEEB. Glass and Plated Ware, TKOI'ICAL AXI) nOMENTir FRUITS AND VEGErABLES. Together with WinssLiquofsJobacco.Cigar Alien, nnsirillU NVIGORATOR 15 jasr, 7hat its name implies ; z Purely Vegetable "Compound, thai acts directly upon the l)iyer j curing the many diseases i a that xm. portant organ, and merons aUmants t ting the nn arise from its deranged or ction, such as Dyspepsi, ice, Biliousness, LoswenessYftWiaria, bicfc-headachc, RheumaMetc. It Js therefore a 3-uisrn "To have Good Hcalti :he Liver must he kept in order." DB. SAITFOBD'3 LWEB IHVIGOEATOIl Invigorates the Liver, Regulates the Bow K Strengthens Ihe System, Purifies the Blood , Assist ? Dircstio'n, Prevents Fevers. 3 a Household Need. An Invaluable Tamily jilcdicine for common complaints. D2. SAOTOBD'S LT7EB UTTIGOnATCS. An experience of Forty years, and Thoi lands cf Testimonials prove its Merit. FOR SAI.E BY ATJi DKT.ERS IX MEDICINES For fall information tend your addre3 fcr NX MjrVok on iho "Livr and its c'-os:.-," U Vsroca 2 duaj.e bt.. hzw io-jz. cm? Did you Sup pose Mustang Liniment only good for horses? It is for inflamma tion of all flesh. A Clear Skin IS only a part of beauty: but it is a part. Every lady may have it ; at least, what looks like it. Magnolia Balm both freshens and beautifies. TORPID BOWELS, DISORDERED LIVER, and MALARIA. From tlicso sources arlso thrce-fburtbs ofthc diseases oftlio human race. Tliese Eymptoms Indicato their existence: Xioss of Appetite, Hotels costive, 6 tcli Headache, fullness after eat ing, aversion to cxettionof body or mintl, Eructation of food, Irritabil fty of temper, rovrspiriU,Afceling ofnavin neglected some duty,Ilz iIneaa,Fluttcrinfratthcircart,Dotc before the eyea, lilghlycolored nrine,COXSTlPATIO.V,anil demand the use of a remedy that acts directly on thoLiver. AsaLiverrncdleincTUTT'S 1'II-I.S have no onual. Tbclractionon tho Kldnej'3 and Skin i3 nlso prompt; removing all impurities through tueao three " scavengers of the sj stem,1' producing appetite, sound digestion, regular stools, a clear skin and a vig orous body. TCTT'iPII.r.S cause no nausea 01 griping nor intcrfero vrltli dally work and aro a perfect ANTIDOTE. TO MALARIA. :sold every where 2j5. OlHce41 jIurrnySt.X i". TaTTSHfilROY GrayHaie osWuiFKEas changed in stantly to a Gwissr Black by a singlo application of this Dye. Sold by Drug 'Iffts.orsent by express on reoelntof (! Ofllce, 44 3Iurrav Street, Xew Vork. 73 ILllIUAL OF tEZTUIi SZCZIPTS F2I1. Fisheries. We hae a new Ml'I. first class, with heay in .ehmery to knit the STRONG TRAPS and SEINES Suited to Hie Pacific Fisheries ! Al for the lighter Kinds of XcLs and Seines. All kinds of Nets and Seine made to order. Letters promptly answered. Prices Low. Gloucester Net and Twine Co.. DC Commercial Street. Boston. Administratrix' Notice. N OTICn IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE JJI undersigned has been amwlnted by the County Court of the state 01 Oregon for Clatop county, administratrix of the estate 01 toward .N aiurnny. deceased. All ner sons halng claims against said estate are notified to present them, with the proper vouchers, to the undersigned at her resi dence cornJT of Chenamus and Washlueton streets in Astoria, Oregon , within six months irom tins aate. Mits JOHNROUGEKS. Astoria, March -2nd, 1SS4. act aeon pjvvpa torpid! TUTPS r I LfLtS 1836, A GREEN ONE. He Bays a Prairio Dos Town Ter H 2flnk Ranch. "There are some mighty green men in this world," said the pas senger from the "West, "and I struck one of 'em a week or two. If I hadn't I wouldn't be here now. Last spring I went out into "Western Nebraska and homesteaded a quar ter section. I hadn't seen the land, but took it supposin' it was all right. But when I got there I found it all already inhabited. About 150 acres of the 109 were covered with a prairie-dog town. "Well, I concluded to settle down and see what I could do, and I'm mighty glad now that I did. About two weeks ago I was up to the railroad station trying to get trusted for some bacon and flour and terbacker, an' feelin' right smart discouraged. I was out of inoney and grub, and the winter was com in' on fast, and I couldn't see any way out of it but to eat prairie dogs, and they're mighty hard to catch. But that day was the turning point in my luck. "While I was at the statio'n an Englishman got off the cars, an' said as how he wjis out west lookin' for a place to make an investment. Said he'd heard o' tho fur business, an' wanted to know if he was out in the fur country yet. " 'Furs,' says V there hain't no't' an' just then an idea struck me, an' I changed my tune. 'Furs,' said I, there ain't no" beter fur country than this on 'arth. Just come out to my place till I show you my fur farm.' "And he went out with me, an' I showed him the prairie-dog town, an', as luck would have it, it was a bright, sunny day, an' the dogs was out scootin' around by the hundreds. " 'Talkin' about furs,' says I 'what d'ye think of that? I've been six years growing those mink, an' hain't sold a hide. It's all natural grease. Guess they's "'bout seven thousand of 'em now, an' they double every year, How many will there be in ten years?' "You oughter seen that English man's eyes open as lie took out his pencil an' figured it up. He made it 7,1GS,000 mink. " 'Well," says I, 'call it o,000,000, to be on the safe side. It won't cost $1 to keep 'em, either, an' if they're worth a cent they're worth $1 apiece. There's millions in it.' "Then we got right down to busi ness, an' in less than an hour I had sold out for $7,000 cash, an' the next da' I paid $320 for the jiomcstead at the Land Office, pot my patent, and transferred it to him and took the first train for the East. Step into Iho buffer with me, partner, an' take a drink." Chicago Herald. Iiogan a Crack Shot, General Logan is looking better than at any time during the last twelve months. The manuscript of hife hook is in the hands of his pub-Yi-'l.o s and ho is now preparing liin-st-li mr a loiiK'i,cj;on of rest." The Geni-i.il is building a gymnasium in the i.ir of his house, where he pro pt,,. t spon I :in hour each dav n;i with the luhs anddumb- (?!! a5 !f-:n is very fond .: ;...-, lie is anadnii--'.!. i.. -uordsman, and : u i i . . i m.i lifle. He is i!.i :-k :i::ol shots in the '.'. H.' ?i:.. the handsomest ! -of n i r.; . ks:. one t, count dr.f.i. pi-501- :. Vi Wellington. But lii is the !:i-i i!..n Jo brae of Inn striMiyth or vi-.s ' When clown nt Iho I lot Sjuii tkuncaw a few ears :io tiiittr lo throw off a pe ( uliaily sovciealtiu-l: of rheumatism, he astonished l:.o pistol experts of that pihlolinr country. On one ivra-ion a dozen young men weiu p.::-iung from the piazza of the Geneia-'s hotel at a bottle laid on the broad crotch of a distant tree. The bottle was round. Un less it was hit plumply in the middle it spun round and lound like a top. The young men were good shots, but now and then they would miss the somewhat difficult mark. Then the invalid senator would chaff them. The young men finally became irri tated and asked the" general if ho could improve their skill. After a little more chaffing the general said : " I'lltellyou fellows what I will do. There are twelve of you, but I'll promise you each a box of cigars every time you hit tho bottle if you'll promise mc a box every time I hit it." J The boys accepted the proposition instantly. " I'll shoot first, and, if I hit, I'm to shoot again and again until I miss." They had no objection, so the gen eral fired twelve consecutive shots, each time breaking a different bot tle, while the young men's eyes opened wider and wider. "Do you want any morel" be asked, after the twelfth shot. "No," said the young men, hast ily, " I guess not." "You can send those twelve boxes to my room whenever you are read, gentlemen," said the general, as he lounged away. " Some day when I have more leisure I'll give you an I hour's instruction in target shoot ing." Bat the boys never held him to his promise. " They paid their bets, however, and after that did their practicing when the general was not around. Washington Corr. Chicago News. Despotism Pure aud Simple. I suppose there is not in the whole world a monarch so despotic as the Burmese emperor. He is considered by himself and others absolute lord of the lives, properties and personal services of his subjects; he exalts and depresses, confers and takes away honor and rank, and, without any process of law, can put to death not only criminals gnilty of capital offences, but any individual who happens to incur his displeasure. It is here a peiilous thing "for a person to become distinguished for wealth and possessions, for the day may easily come when he will be charged with some supposed crime, and so put to death in order that his prop erty may be confitcated. Every sub ject is the emperor's born slave, and when he calls any one his blave he thinks thereby to "do him honor. To express their sense of this, subjection all who approach him are obliged to prostrate themselves before" him, holding their hands joined above their heads. Hence, also, he consid ers himself entitled to employ his subjects in any work or service, with out salary or pay, and if he makes them any'iecompense it is done not from any sense of justice, but as an act of bounty. The goods, likewise, and even their persons are reputed his propei ty, and on this ground it is that he selects for his concubine any female that may chance to please his eye. The possessions of all who die without heirs belong to the king, as do those of foreigners who have not married in the countiy, for they are not allowed to dispose of them", not even in favor of their illegitimate children. Although despotism in its worst form constitutes, as it were, the very essence of the Burmese mon archy, so that to be called its king is equivalent to being called a tyrant, still has Badonsachen (usually ie ferred to as Bcdaw i'ayah), the des pot a1io for the last twenty-seven 3ears has governed this kingdom, so far outstripped his predecessors in barbarity and pride that whoso but hears of it must shudder with horror. His very countenance is the index of a mind "feiocious and inhuman in tha highest degtoe. Immense is the number of thoce whom he has sacri ficed to his ambition upon the most trivial offences, an J it would not he an exaggeration to assert that during his retell mmu victims have fallen by the hand of the executioner than by the sword of the common enemy. To this atiocious cruelty he has united a piitle at once intolerable and impious. Exchange. A Jb'aith Cure. "Say, wife, w here's that bottle of cough medicine that cured my cold a couple of weeks ago?" inquired a Sacramento husband the other eve ning. "1 don't know anything of any cou:h medicine. "Why, the bottle was sitting be hind this vase. J took a spoonful of it and it cuied me. I want some more." "Behind tiiat vase! Bless me, George, that was furniture polish !" California Maverick. She Judged Why. "JIaIha! That's a good one on women," laughed Mr. Dulman, the other morning. " What tickles you now?" asked Mrs. Dulman. "Why, ha! ha! a Canadian doc tor says" more than half the women are fools." "Yes," replied Mrs. Dulman, wearily; " I guess he's right. Most w o m e n marry." Philadelphia News. Minister (fashionable church wed ding)" "Whom God hath joined to gether let no man put asunder. Let us unite in prayer. Bride, kneeling whispering "Remember, George, we aie to pass down the light aisle, and do try and not be awk ward. You mo'rtify mc to death sometimes." New" York S'tn. I know no such unquestionable badue and ensign of a sovereign mind a; tint tenacity of .purpose, which, through all change of com-p.mioti.-", of parties, of foitunc changes never, bates no jot of heart or hope, but wearies out opposition, and a: rives at its port. It is a great deal easier to be a good dove than a decent serpent. "We wish our leaders to know that we have found much benefit from using Simmons Li or Ilegulalor. Oar trouble, originated ami renered chronic many years in India, leaves but little hope of a perfect cure from anything. Hut the Regulator has afforded more lelief than all else we have tried. We say this without the wish or knowledge of J. II. Zeilin & Co., the proprietors. Rkv. K. G. Wildkb, En. "MKsioRarj Keview. Princeton, S'. J.' Sem Saleoii, The Popular Resort for Astorians. For the Finest of Wines and Liquors GotoTiiE(;i:.t CAMPBELL. -A1.00X. puopiunToi ale: 4imtYigSo Abso!iste!y Pure This towdcr i.vr aiies. A inar el of parity, stn . U : u I x.hole-omi nev. Mine eeeiioinitMl hi in tl e orrtai iry kinds, and can not be sold in iMiipetit.ou with the multi tude of low t"t, si.orf w 1 iKbt. alum or phot phate pun .'er. Sold onlu in can. 1'dyal IJaki.no rowni.it Co. 100 Wall-st.. X. Y. MARKETS. STAR MARKET. WHERRTf & OGSFASnr, Fresh mul Cured 31 eats ",Crosc"S2i."fcis , FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. :i ..r (.;'iiii;T I, tun. Washington Market :n!n lcf!. - txSejri.i, tir;m. KKJt'i ? .X I , Vliiii'lli S TO ::m prNi'KcrKUM. cam. Tin: attkn'- i ii.mi of Oic.lHiWfy to tin" f-iet that Ihe bow 'U.irfcet will away.- 1-c supplied nltli a 1 1 t.i vm:;kty and ::kt qu?.i.itv feSM .?IC- GUSZSl- ViEATs I V.'t:l-i nil! In- sitit nt U'WtM. rates, w bole u;' tl n-tnii. rr"p H'utl tU:i;1i siTen in snj'pljnij: .lIS. WIS. EDGAR, i vHrr ill Cigars, Tobaeea and Oigsreiies Xtrsrschawr und Btitri Pipes. zmimz ckgush sutlsry Revolvers and Coitriclges. C'IIM.r MAl.N AX1J riljIN S ST If UESAY & 00., GTBXKJE'RS An 1 l)-arr in nT fi. i: aier? mm special Attention C5vento Pilling Of Orders. A fr LL HUE CARRIED Ami hupn'fs farnilie.l r.t Sati? faeturr Teim-i t,iirli,:"rsil,nrt'.. ih any pnrt of the city. Of&ce and "Warehouse I iitiiKsX' i.u.Mii; . Vatr Sitt-et. 1. . lo iV. TKpflMMieXo 3T. $67,000,000 Capital i Liverpool and London arid Globe North British and Mercantile Of London jml i&liiibi'-gh. Old Connecticut of Hartford COWljyJERCIAL OF CALIFORWIA Fire insurance Companies, Krpnrsf nUug a Cfipltal o 1 SC7,QOO OOO. H VAN DUSEX. Asenr, J. II. D. GHAT, W'.jo-osnle and retail dealer In GROCERIES, FLOOR, AND FEED Hay. Oats. Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAKD AMD CErVIENT. General Storage and Wliarfapc on reason able tenns. Foot of Bcntou street, Astoria. Oregon. p3 S EK srs u b w To Any One i s "fSS "dfi if" Ok s si E S 8 S2 How dees an Anti-Chinese Agitator resemble a Jewish Rabbi? "H3"TSE:I.E' BODY To I'retent Their Written nsuir Beginning: Saturday the "20th 1:1st , up to 3 o'clock v m. Monday the 22nd, when all answers will he openo-l and the Hat awarded to the succe.-sfnl guesser. HEitMAN WISE, Proprietor Liverpool and Xew York Outfit Co. Fiitier the Occident. THE NEw K-bt'- -,i--i------ -SSM I JT MPi' AU. AXI ilXAMtXl" II. Y xA-ikgiSSgr:-' S. It. HAWK" Is !so -y A PUili STOCK. A iH'MaoniM,waKiioawoantwcra,wMi iwnra cmi'.noti: The Telephone Saloon. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Imperially IHted in for the Comfort and Comenleuee of those who enjoy a Social Gla s. The IJcst of Wines and Liquors. The Choicest Cigars . Everything New and First-Class. $:. i.. ji;rrjRrY. ppopv. ASTORIA IRON WORKS. i-.'Tli.N triCjBT, XE.VK l'AKKER IfOt'SF, ASrOKIA. - OKCOOX. GENERAL MAGHINiSTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LABD anft MAJESe EHGIHES BoilerWorS, Steamboat Work and Cannery Work a spe cialty. Of all Ot'srrintiODH midf to Order at Sliort Xotioe. A. D. Wass, rresid- nt. I. O. IIusTr.KR,See-etory, I. Y. C'ASK.Treasun r. J oiix Fox.Supcriutendent . lAHKiHG AND INSURANCE ! I. W. CASE, Broker, Banker, and Insur ance Agent, ; r u;A. oin.Gos. OFFICE HOCKS : I nni 'j o'clock A. M. until 3 o'clock 1. M. Comb TransjoMi foe fob-tlan: Througli freight on tfast Time! THE NEW STEAMEIt Which has been specially built for the omro' t or pasfccngt i will leave Wilson & FIsVr'a Doik every Monday. Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tnnarlnv anrl Thurcrlnv fl 6 A. M. arrWinn at Astoria at 1 P. M. EAn additional al trip wMl be made on inuiTnr Mornlas- at v wciocic for Hound ports. ro 1 PFlPpf BIT h feSS US 5 H5& S re m m ii n s gaikii i Who Can FOLLOW WM. IS X5Q"';t7XI3?'5DX Over Their Msrnaturc at Tho i:a(f. tax ijc iiau ix as- lOUIA OXLY OF Ol e.t for the Mil pleM (Mil Stove And other lirst-clas- Stoe-. r ci'iiacn Strain Pit- tiusi' etc., o fcyofli&'tj ALWAYS OK HASB Oarnahan & Co. SL'CCESSOK. TO 1. W. r '? IMl'OHTKHS XIi WHUI.KbALK AND stAit fSAi.;::s is GEMSM, MSBCBASBISE rmvr CIieimiiKn .unl Caas streets. Ar.iU.'A OREGON Ship OliaiLdlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE Painis. Oils, and Varnish. L0GSERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS MILL FEED AGEXTb FOU Salem Plouring Mills, Portland Holler Mills, Capitol ITlour and FAi&?BilriK3, SCALES. S'IORiA. (lth() C. E. BAIH. lOOORS, WINDOWS, BRACKETS. Mouldings, Window Frames, etc. ' A F ill Supply of r.Iteri.i'. Kids Furnished : , ( eatrac WorkafpecLiltj. Mill nml O.r.ee on the Old ite. ? pgssgg3 Sundaj' of Eaeli "Weel. leaving Porllan d Passengers b th3utc?.rg,d1ma MODEL "SI'l S ' L bOiujiy. $tSir - s-jSLxsZA'-. aiic; iUivriftri , iwATiiSJiiig-J