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ASTORIA. OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 11, J88G.
VOL. XXV, NO. f9.
PRICE. FIVE CENTS.
tifeLif met ftlf
BUSINESS CARDS.
c r. Tnoxsos, n. r- coovr f.t.
Tncttisoar & co overt,
Attorneys at Law and Notaries Fa"blic.
Special attention given to collections and '
t-.arnining tines.
Office Honins 4 and o, over City Bock
Stoie.
IS. SIAKTIX. .,
Architect and Civil Engineer.
c.VFiCK Kooiu . Knlahts of PjthuM;
ltndding.
SVt'. A. l. Hurt J. A. Kl'I.TOX.
l5.t kicinni. :111I SlirZFOIIS.
Mm si pniinnt a"f" i?"11 cu,ls-
tiilk-f over Allen's Store, corner Cas and
i.Mi!i'j;i;t treets. Aitona, Oregon,
r.-lfjilu'i'e No. 41.
iy:, nttxti pak.
PHYSICIAN AXD sriSGKON.
OpnoslteTelesrapliOfflee. Astoria, Oregon.
J
AY Tl'TTM-:, 35. I.
rilYSK'lAN Ai,'l SUKlihO
kki
A
i'.jom-. 1. 2. aii'l S i'iltiiKt! li id-
-
uiwi:KNcn On Ceihu
- V.,tr's Hospital.
Street, back of
tt O. B. KSTK.S.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
OHKK'K
i-jeoii.
Oem Building, up stall-.. Astoiin.
TAR. ALFKSi) KI.VXKY,
Office at Kinney's Cannery.
Will only attend patients at li!3 onice, and
may be fouud there at any hour.
..i. a. Donms. geo. nokakd
KUSjAXI &. DORUIS,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
offlca In Kinney's Block, opposite Cltt
ifa.ll. Astoria, Oregon.
V.'. FULTON. O. C. FULTON
riXTOS BROTBERS.
ATTOKNEY.S A I' LAW.
i'miii 5 and C.Odd Ftsllowi Bu'lJln,?.
KiiO t PAtSKESt
Ix
SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP C0UN1Y
AND
Bx-Clty Surveyor of Astoria
mce :-N. E. comer Cass aid A blur -tr-et,
l.ooin No. a Up Mairn.
f . A. IIOIVI.BY.
lltnrncy ncut Couusellor j-1 liUff,
). on Clieudiuus Street. Astoria. Oiegou.
P.
I. 1VIXTOM,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Kooms
ISIJJ.
:o. 11 and 12. Pvtl.lnn C.iMle Uiiilil-
T I. RAY310.VI,
CIVIL KNCIXKEU.
CITY SURVKYttK.
Oiilee in City Hall, Astoiia. Oregon.
A.
K. WIIAIV.
DENTIST,
(looms in Allen's Building, up stairs, cor
ner Cass and Sqneinoqua Mreeta. Astoria
Oregon.
H.
A. SMITH,
DENTIST.
1 liave permanently located in Astoria. o
practice Dentistry. 1 have all the late im
proved anpllance'a. None but the very Iwt
of work done and satisfaction guaranteed.
Office in Kir.uej s Building.
jy K. SIEIIKX.
NOTAKY PUBLIC,
Senrrlierof Titles, Abstracter and
Conveyancer.
Ottice on Cass Street. 3 doots south of As
tnrian office. AMoii, Oregon.
General Agency of
W
731. B. ABA IK,
Real Estate, Insurance ami Money
BROKER-
Valuable Properties for Sale or Lease In
Upper Astoiia.- Accounts Adjusted, and
Jtook Keeping doue on Short Notice. Office
with Col. apedden. cor. .Jefferson and Cass
streets, Astoria, Oregon.
A. V. Allen,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer In
MILL FEED.
Glass and Plated Ware,
THOPsCAL AND DOMESTIC
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
Together with
Wines, LiquorsJobacmCigar
THIS MPERmfmI:
xrorffK7teK:orit ft 2TKW xxiKK.
NFORD'S
iNVIGORATOR
1.5 just Tsrhat its name implies ; 2
Purelr Vegetable" Compound. Ih-i
' acts directly upon.
the
r CUnnS '
. 1
the many diseases!
' , .
LCI
VI UMI iii
portant organ, and
merous ailments t
ting the nu
from its
deranged or
ction, sucb as
uyspepsiai rJjmj
ldtce,
BDionsnesSj
CosiVenessVN
flaria. Sick-headache.
Rhe
twmr etc It is therefore 2
TaisrdMr"ToTiave GoodHcalti
:ha trrcJimist be kept in order."
DB. SAHTOHD'S LTVEB IKVIGOEATOR.
uvIorateB the Liver, Regulates the Bovr
sis. Strengthens the System, Putifies the
Blood , Assists Digestion, Prevents Fevc re.
Is a Household Need. An Invaluable
Family Medicine for common complain'.s.
D2. 8AHF0ED-S K7EB IN7IG0EATCZL
An experience of Forty years, and Ti&'i
iands of Testimonials prove its Merit.
FOR 8AXE BY ALT. DEALERS IN MEDICINEI
For full infonnition ftnd yonr aidrcea fcr lft
t"0 Bock on the ' I.'.vcr and if dipai," tt
S"giHrOKD 24 CUAXE 8T.. NEW TOHE CIT3P
r"Tr
Did
Sup-
you
pose Mustang Liniment only good
for horses? It is for inflamma
tion of all flesh.
A Clear Skin
is
only a part of beauty:
but it is a part. Every lady
may have it ; at least, what
looks like it. Magnolia
Balm both freshens and
beautifies.
Furniture and Upholstering,
Mattresses Made and Kepaired.
Paper Hanging. Carpets Sowed
and Laid.
Furniture Sold on Commission.
Snni. comer Main and Jefleron M reels
MARTIN OLSEN.
Fishene
We have a new Mid, first class, wilh
heavy nnchinery to knit the
STRONG
TRAPS and
Suited to the
SEINES
Pacific Fisheries !
Al-o for the lighter Kinds of Xetsaud Seines.
All kinds of Nets and Seines made to order.
Letters pp mptly answered. 1'rices Low.
Gloucester Net and Twine Co.,
DC Commercial Street. Iktnu.
Notice.
A SPECIAL MEETING OF THE STCK
holder of the Columbia Canning Co.
will be held Tuesday. March ictli, IfrV, at 2
i. M. at the office of the company tn the city
of Astoria, Clatsop county, Or., tor the pur
pose of winding up the aflalra of said corpo
ration and the transaction of such oilier
business as may properly come before the
meeting.
GEO. H. STEWART.
Sectv.
Astoria, March 4, 18SG.
ASTORIA IRON WORKS.
Benton Stkkkt, Neak Pakker House,
ABTOPJA. - OREGON.
GENERAL MACHINISTS AND
BOILER MAKERS.
LAB aiMABfflE ENGINES
BoilerWork, Steamboat Work
and Cannery Work a spe
cialty. Of all Descriptions side te Order
at Shert Xetlc.
A. D. Wass, President.
J. G. Hostler, Secretary,
L W. Case, Treasurer.
johx Fox,Supei1ntendeut.
1886,
TOO UANY WHISKERS.
The Preceza of Kextrns ST
fluaas Hair, etc. .
" Superfluous hair removed, neTtr
to return, or money refunded. This
ia the only safe and sure method yet
. discovered."
' So reads an unpretentious black
,and white sign in one of Boston's
busiest thoroughfares. The adver
tiser rras interviewed yesterday, and
j was asked if he would'kindly furnish
the Globt readers with a description
of his method.
"I will," he replied, "with great
pleasure : there is no secret about it
1 ... .. a i.?i... -ifci
lculu & auperuuoua nair uy cieuniu
ity, one hair at a time, by destroyinj
ring
the follicles, and thus making it nn
possible for the hair to return. It
makes a person's face sore for awhile,
but the soreness soon disappears
and the operation is perfectly satis
factory in the end. As a rule the
patient needs to wait a few days be
tween treatments. The electricity
is furnished by a battery made ex
pressly for the purpose, and is ap
plied by means of a needle. A pa
tient can sit for an hour or more at a
time. The length of time required
to remove hair depends on the
quantity to be removed and how it
is situated. I caji remove from fifty
to seventy-five hairs in an hour. It
takes anywhere from half an hour to
three or four hours to remove the
hairs from a lady's upper lip. I
never removed a man's mustache,
but have frequently taken hair from
a man's face, when it extended too
far up the cheek. I have also fre
quently broken the bridge of the
eyebrows for both ladies and gentle
men."
" What are your terms?"
" Five dollars an hour. There was
a lady in here Wednesday who once
had quite a heavy beard about as
heavy as most of the bearded ladies
you see in sideshows and dime muse
ums. I removed it completely,
working on her at intervals for about
four months. It cost her over $100,
but she was perfectly satisfied, and
said she would not have her beard
back for $1,000. I had one patient, a
gentleman, who paid me over $100
for removing hair that grew up near
his eyes. The operation was per
fectly satisfactory in every way.
This is without doubt the only
method yet discovered that will per
manently destroy the roots of the
hair.
" I also remove moles. This I do
by means of a preparation which
kills the mole, so that it comes off
in a scab, leaving the skin without
any perceptible trace of it. I have re
moved thousands in this city, always
successfully. For moles I charge
from $1 upwards. If there are hairs
in them those are extra. The treat
ment takes but a few minutes, but it
take3 ten days or two weeks for nat
ure to perfect a cure. I remove
warts by a somewhat similar process,
but different preparation for 50 cents
and upwards. Boston Globe.
The Bangor Sheriff".
rrespondent tells the story
"d time Bangor sea captain's
from a sheriff many years
. The sheriff went aboard the
iooner with a warrant for the
captain's arrest. The mariner re
ceived him cordiallv and invited
him to step into the cabin to take re
freshment. This refreshment was
taken in the guise of a drink of
Santa Cruz rum which the captain
had brought from the West Indies
himself. The sheriff took several
drinks and swapped a number of
jokes and yarns with the captain,
becoming exhilarated and forgetting
his errand. At last he bethought
himself of his duty and told his
entertainer, with an expression of
regret, that he must arrest him and
take him before a magistrate, hop
ing that the trouble would be ex
plained and the respondent be dis
charged. "But, Mr. Sheriff," re
plied the captain, "you are not
within your bailiwickyou can't ex
ecute that precept now." "Why,"
said the sheriff, "we are at Bangor,
ain't we?" "Well, no, I rather
guess not,"said the captain. "We've
got pretty well down the bay by this
time, jjo you want to go to uaiu
more with me?" Dexter (Me.)
Gazette.
The Sarcastic President.
Mrs. De Garmo (in conversation
with the president of a horse-car-line)
A gratuity seems to be generally
looked for in these days for the
slightest service rendered. It's de
plorable. Pretty soon, I suppose, it
will affect vour business, and the
conductors will expect to pocket five
cents every time they take a fare.
President of the horse-car line
Let us hope not ! The present sys
tem is preferable ; under that the
conductors every little while allow
the company & nickel. Tid-Bits.
gwallewed His On THme.
A hand working on the A. P. &
L. road was taken with a fit at Pres
ton last week, and while swallowing
some medicine his tongue became
so relasecCthat it doubled over and
was swallowed, nearly strangling"
the man before the doctor could get
thejtongue back into its proper po
sition. Americus (Ga.) Recorder.
The Modern Shakenpeare.
"Andromeda and it were not that
I had sometimes gazed at angel
fashion plates, I would assume I had
an angel seen."
"There was a time when'er thou
gazed on me, thou'dst swear such
picture had your vision met."
"And so'me heart attests thee
even now ! But with the eye material,
me sweet that eye which but the
outer guise reflects I saw what
worldlings would an angel call."
"Aha! then thou attendest yes
tereve the free Innch kettledom at
Mistress Claudio's? "
"i did, egad, and there did tete-a-tete
with Lady Gaudiana Lucifer,
an' fore the gods, if Solomon had
seen thi3 gentlewoman's rare ac
couterments, to Chatham street he
would have ta'en his gaud and bar
tared at beggary's per cent."
"Was she so gorgeouslv capari
soned?" " Was she. Indeed ! Not Sitting
Bull himself e'er stood as rack for
much blazonry. Upon her head she
wore an ecru red ingote gathered at
the chin with panel-draped galloons ;
her bodice was of turkey's breath
brocade garnished with epitaphs of
frozen mull, while from the wain
scot's frail capote hung tuelleries of
spangled gaberine and slabs of
body-brussels bias cut.
"O gentle Oscar! that thou hast
been here to batten "on this type of
graciousness ! "
" Would that he had, for had he
seen as I the tout ensemble mellow
ing her train, her jabot hung with
desiccated plaques, her musiiroom
quilted tunic, tadpole shape, and
cluny balmoral all overshot with
pepper-pod veneer and hearing
scales, he would have bowed him to
you Yankee girls and said, 'For
tricks of grab the cookie's ours.' "
IYonker'.s.Ga7ette.
Two Strings to Ills Bow.
A very dilapidated-looking tramp
entered" the countine-room of one of
the wealthiest merchants on Austin
Avenue, and, coining up to the desk,
asked :
" Ain't yonr folks from 1'oset
County, Iiiiliany ? "
"Yes."
" And vour name is John Smith? "
" Yes."
"Shake! You have at last found
your long lost brother Bill. I am in
need of money."
" Here is a quarter. Take it and
go."
The long lost brother turned over
the quarter a time or so, and then
ftid:-
" Is a quarter all you can spare for
vour long lost brother? "
" That's all. Go now, or I'll call
a policeman," said the merchant.
" I'll accept the quarter on account
of oiirrelationship. That is a family
matter; but, besides being your
brother, I am a tramp and a dead
beat. Now I apply to you profession
ally. Give me another quarter."
Texas Siftings.
Brave Congressman lion;.
Ex-Governor John D. Longisshort,
round and jolly. He has a large
head and a big'iound face of Na
poleonic cast. A man of culture,
he has the genial ways of a Western
politician in a greater degree than
most of the New England men in
public life. He was a practicing
lawyer of repute when he married a
wealthy lady. The Glover family, to
which she "belonged, is intimately
allied with the rich Train family of
Boston. When she died, five or six
years ago, she left a large fortune to
her two little girls, of which the
Governor has the income for life.
It is all invested, through trustees,
in bonds and mortgages. The Gov
ernor has no care over it beyond
drawing the income, which is some
$T0.000 to $60,000 a year. He ha",
therefore, nothing to do but to watch
his jiolitical affairs. In this respect
few men in public life in the coun
trv are so fortunate.
At the theater. Wife " Are you
a medium?" Husband "What a
ridiculous question." " Not at all,
not at all ; for you seem to have a
spirit call after each act." Boston
Budget.
(Freni tbe Christian Adrocate, Xeu Orleans.)
A general complaint, that spares
neither class nor condition ot person, is
seated in the liver. It may he truly said
that this is our national disease, and it
gives us gi eat pleasure to hear or read
the testimony of persons of well known
veracity and intelligence to the value of
Simmons Liver Regulator as a reined y.
The testi money of so many friends sat
isfies us that this is one of the exceptions
to the general hunibiiggery f medical
specialties.
Astoria Planing Mill
HOLT & CO. Proprietors.
aiaimfadurers of
Mouldings,
Sash ooors,
Blinds, Rails,
Balusters,
Newel Posts,
Brackets.
Scroll and Turned Balustrades,
BOAT MATERIAL, ETC.,
Orders Solicited and Promptly Attended to
Satisfaction Guaranteed
As to Style, Quality and Prices.
Mill and Office cor. Tolfe and Concomly St9..
ASTORIA, OREGON.
Address IIOI.T & CO.
fiflYA i B
iisiii I r I u 1 1
MTV U dM VIUEM
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
Tills powder never varies. A marvel cl
purity, strength and wboleromeuess. More
economical than tbe oidinary kinds, aud can
not be MJld In competition with the multi
tude of low test, short weight, alum or phos
phate powders. Sold only in can. Kdva;.
Bakix: Powder Co. too Wall-st.. N. Y.
MARKETS.
STAR MARKET.
WHERRY & COMPANY,
Fresh and Cured Meats,
T7"o getables ,
FRUITS.. BUTTER, and EGGS.
OPPOSITE OCCIDE?T HOTEL.
CIIKVA3IU Street. Axteria, Oe.
Washington Market.
tfalu Mr eel, . Astoria, Oregon.
BEUOMAS & CO.l'ttOl'XtlKTOltS
Respectpui.lv call the atten
tion of the nubile to the fact that the
sbove Market w ill always be supplied with a
FULL VARIETY AND BEST QUALITY
FRESH AND CUKED MEATb- I
Which will be old at lowest rates, whole
sale aud retail.
BySpecial attention given to supplying
hips.
WM. EDGAR,
Dealer in
Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes
Meerschaum and Brier Pipes,
GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY
Revolvers and Cartridges.
CORN'EK MAIN AND CHENAMUS STS.
MURRAY & CO.,
GROCERS
And Dealers in
Cannery Sillies!
Special Attention Clvento Filling
Of Orders.
A F.-LL LINE CARRIED
And Supples furnished at Satis
factory Terras.
Purchases delivered in any part or the city.
Office and Warehouse
In Hume's New fiutUiln on Water Street.
P. O. P.on. 1M. Trie-phone No. 37.
1STOISI.1,
OREGON.
$67,000,000 Capital!
Liverpool and London and Globe
North British and Mercantile
Of London and Edinbi'-gh.
Old Connecticut of Hartford
COMMERCIAL OF CALIFORNIA
Fire Insurance Companies,
representing a Capital 0iS67,0OO OOO.
B. VAN DTJSEN. Aqeat.
J. H. D. GRAY,
Wholesale and retail dealer la.
GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED
Kay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc.
LIME, SAND AND CEMENT.
General Storage and Wharfage'oa reason
able terms, toot oi ueaton street, Astoria,
Oregon.
ARBOUR'S:
Flai
HAVE NO
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SL23 tifci&J
SraSBJBf
Swl vkxT-! fTffi jrj""hgg"L
IwcaKiamSHjRjjj SjeS BgatJ TxrSfcl
GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878.
T1IEY HAVE BIIEN AWARDED
HIGHER PRIZES
AT THE VARIOUS
International Expositions
THAN TUE GOODS OF ANY OTEER "
THREAD MANUFACTURERS
IN THK WORLD.
(la u lily can Always
Em
ieiiuBu FMeraen Use no Other !
HENRY DOYLE & CO.,
617 and 519 Market Street, - - - SAN FRANCISCO,
AOEXTS FOil PACIFIC OANT.
Seine Twines, Hope and Netting Constantly on Hand.
THE NEW MODEL
A FULL STOCK AliWAYS ON HAND.
The Telephone iSaloou.
The Finest Establishment of
the Kind in Astoria.
Especially fitted up for the Oornrort and
Convenience of those who enjoy a
Social Ola s. ,
The Best or Wines and Liquors,
The Choicest Cigars.
Everything Nev; and First-Class.
K. t. JEFFREY, Fopr.
Coliiia Transportation Cmny.
FOR PORTLAND!
Through Freight on Fast Time!
THE NEW STEAMER
-TELEPHONE
Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave
"Wilson & Fisher's Dock every
Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M.
Beturnlng leaves Portland every
Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M.
HT-An additional trlD will be made-on Sunday ef Each WeK, leavtog Tcatlaa d
lor Sound ports. u-B- SCOTri resident.
Threads
EQUAL !
I IstfUMf rftvW .
be Depended on !
KANHE CAN BE HAD IN" A3-
iuniA ubi uc
!i: ET O OAMMiBm
Z2k O Ulf7DV
AGENT
CALL AND EXAMINE IT. YOU
WILL BE PLEASED.
R. It. HAWKS Is also aei.t fcr the
Bad patent Mm ta
And other flrst-claw Stoves.
Furnace "Work. Steaat Fit
tings, etc.. a specialty.
55E
Carnahaii & Co.
SUCCESSORS TO
I. "W. CASEV
IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE AND
K&r-AIL DEALERS IN
GEMAL MEBCHASDISE
Corner Chenaraus and Cass streets.
ASTOK1A - - OREGON
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