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to t troll ASTORIA. OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 11, J88G. VOL. XXV, NO. f9. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. tifeLif met ftlf BUSINESS CARDS. c r. Tnoxsos, n. r- coovr f.t. Tncttisoar & co overt, Attorneys at Law and Notaries Fa"blic. Special attention given to collections and ' t-.arnining tines. Office Honins 4 and o, over City Bock Stoie. IS. SIAKTIX. ., Architect and Civil Engineer. c.VFiCK Kooiu . Knlahts of PjthuM; ltndding. SVt'. A. l. Hurt J. A. Kl'I.TOX. l5.t kicinni. :111I SlirZFOIIS. Mm si pniinnt a"f" i?"11 cu,ls- tiilk-f over Allen's Store, corner Cas and i.Mi!i'j;i;t treets. Aitona, Oregon, r.-lfjilu'i'e No. 41. iy:, nttxti pak. PHYSICIAN AXD sriSGKON. OpnoslteTelesrapliOfflee. Astoria, Oregon. J AY Tl'TTM-:, 35. I. rilYSK'lAN Ai,'l SUKlihO kki A i'.jom-. 1. 2. aii'l S i'iltiiKt! li id- - uiwi:KNcn On Ceihu - V.,tr's Hospital. Street, back of tt O. B. KSTK.S. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. OHKK'K i-jeoii. Oem Building, up stall-.. Astoiin. TAR. ALFKSi) KI.VXKY, Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at li!3 onice, and may be fouud there at any hour. ..i. a. Donms. geo. nokakd KUSjAXI &. DORUIS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. offlca In Kinney's Block, opposite Cltt ifa.ll. Astoria, Oregon. V.'. FULTON. O. C. FULTON riXTOS BROTBERS. ATTOKNEY.S A I' LAW. i'miii 5 and C.Odd Ftsllowi Bu'lJln,?. KiiO t PAtSKESt Ix SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP C0UN1Y AND Bx-Clty Surveyor of Astoria mce :-N. E. comer Cass aid A blur -tr-et, l.ooin No. a Up Mairn. f . A. IIOIVI.BY. lltnrncy ncut Couusellor j-1 liUff, ). on Clieudiuus Street. Astoria. Oiegou. P. I. 1VIXTOM, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Kooms ISIJJ. :o. 11 and 12. Pvtl.lnn C.iMle Uiiilil- T I. RAY310.VI, CIVIL KNCIXKEU. CITY SURVKYttK. Oiilee in City Hall, Astoiia. Oregon. A. K. WIIAIV. DENTIST, (looms in Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Sqneinoqua Mreeta. Astoria Oregon. H. A. SMITH, DENTIST. 1 liave permanently located in Astoria. o practice Dentistry. 1 have all the late im proved anpllance'a. None but the very Iwt of work done and satisfaction guaranteed. Office in Kir.uej s Building. jy K. SIEIIKX. NOTAKY PUBLIC, Senrrlierof Titles, Abstracter and Conveyancer. Ottice on Cass Street. 3 doots south of As tnrian office. AMoii, Oregon. General Agency of W 731. B. ABA IK, Real Estate, Insurance ami Money BROKER- Valuable Properties for Sale or Lease In Upper Astoiia.- Accounts Adjusted, and Jtook Keeping doue on Short Notice. Office with Col. apedden. cor. .Jefferson and Cass streets, Astoria, Oregon. A. V. Allen, Wholesale and Retail Dealer In MILL FEED. Glass and Plated Ware, THOPsCAL AND DOMESTIC FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. Together with Wines, LiquorsJobacmCigar THIS MPERmfmI: xrorffK7teK:orit ft 2TKW xxiKK. NFORD'S iNVIGORATOR 1.5 just Tsrhat its name implies ; 2 Purelr Vegetable" Compound. Ih-i ' acts directly upon. the r CUnnS ' . 1 the many diseases! ' , . LCI VI UMI iii portant organ, and merous ailments t ting the nu from its deranged or ction, sucb as uyspepsiai rJjmj ldtce, BDionsnesSj CosiVenessVN flaria. Sick-headache. Rhe twmr etc It is therefore 2 TaisrdMr"ToTiave GoodHcalti :ha trrcJimist be kept in order." DB. SAHTOHD'S LTVEB IKVIGOEATOR. uvIorateB the Liver, Regulates the Bovr sis. Strengthens the System, Putifies the Blood , Assists Digestion, Prevents Fevc re. Is a Household Need. An Invaluable Family Medicine for common complain'.s. D2. 8AHF0ED-S K7EB IN7IG0EATCZL An experience of Forty years, and Ti&'i iands of Testimonials prove its Merit. FOR 8AXE BY ALT. DEALERS IN MEDICINEI For full infonnition ftnd yonr aidrcea fcr lft t"0 Bock on the ' I.'.vcr and if dipai," tt S"giHrOKD 24 CUAXE 8T.. NEW TOHE CIT3P r"Tr Did Sup- you pose Mustang Liniment only good for horses? It is for inflamma tion of all flesh. A Clear Skin is only a part of beauty: but it is a part. Every lady may have it ; at least, what looks like it. Magnolia Balm both freshens and beautifies. Furniture and Upholstering, Mattresses Made and Kepaired. Paper Hanging. Carpets Sowed and Laid. Furniture Sold on Commission. Snni. comer Main and Jefleron M reels MARTIN OLSEN. Fishene We have a new Mid, first class, wilh heavy nnchinery to knit the STRONG TRAPS and Suited to the SEINES Pacific Fisheries ! Al-o for the lighter Kinds of Xetsaud Seines. All kinds of Nets and Seines made to order. Letters pp mptly answered. 1'rices Low. Gloucester Net and Twine Co., DC Commercial Street. Iktnu. Notice. A SPECIAL MEETING OF THE STCK holder of the Columbia Canning Co. will be held Tuesday. March ictli, IfrV, at 2 i. M. at the office of the company tn the city of Astoria, Clatsop county, Or., tor the pur pose of winding up the aflalra of said corpo ration and the transaction of such oilier business as may properly come before the meeting. GEO. H. STEWART. Sectv. Astoria, March 4, 18SG. ASTORIA IRON WORKS. Benton Stkkkt, Neak Pakker House, ABTOPJA. - OREGON. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LAB aiMABfflE ENGINES BoilerWork, Steamboat Work and Cannery Work a spe cialty. Of all Descriptions side te Order at Shert Xetlc. A. D. Wass, President. J. G. Hostler, Secretary, L W. Case, Treasurer. johx Fox,Supei1ntendeut. 1886, TOO UANY WHISKERS. The Preceza of Kextrns ST fluaas Hair, etc. . " Superfluous hair removed, neTtr to return, or money refunded. This ia the only safe and sure method yet . discovered." ' So reads an unpretentious black ,and white sign in one of Boston's busiest thoroughfares. The adver tiser rras interviewed yesterday, and j was asked if he would'kindly furnish the Globt readers with a description of his method. "I will," he replied, "with great pleasure : there is no secret about it 1 ... .. a i.?i... -ifci lculu & auperuuoua nair uy cieuniu ity, one hair at a time, by destroyinj ring the follicles, and thus making it nn possible for the hair to return. It makes a person's face sore for awhile, but the soreness soon disappears and the operation is perfectly satis factory in the end. As a rule the patient needs to wait a few days be tween treatments. The electricity is furnished by a battery made ex pressly for the purpose, and is ap plied by means of a needle. A pa tient can sit for an hour or more at a time. The length of time required to remove hair depends on the quantity to be removed and how it is situated. I caji remove from fifty to seventy-five hairs in an hour. It takes anywhere from half an hour to three or four hours to remove the hairs from a lady's upper lip. I never removed a man's mustache, but have frequently taken hair from a man's face, when it extended too far up the cheek. I have also fre quently broken the bridge of the eyebrows for both ladies and gentle men." " What are your terms?" " Five dollars an hour. There was a lady in here Wednesday who once had quite a heavy beard about as heavy as most of the bearded ladies you see in sideshows and dime muse ums. I removed it completely, working on her at intervals for about four months. It cost her over $100, but she was perfectly satisfied, and said she would not have her beard back for $1,000. I had one patient, a gentleman, who paid me over $100 for removing hair that grew up near his eyes. The operation was per fectly satisfactory in every way. This is without doubt the only method yet discovered that will per manently destroy the roots of the hair. " I also remove moles. This I do by means of a preparation which kills the mole, so that it comes off in a scab, leaving the skin without any perceptible trace of it. I have re moved thousands in this city, always successfully. For moles I charge from $1 upwards. If there are hairs in them those are extra. The treat ment takes but a few minutes, but it take3 ten days or two weeks for nat ure to perfect a cure. I remove warts by a somewhat similar process, but different preparation for 50 cents and upwards. Boston Globe. The Bangor Sheriff". rrespondent tells the story "d time Bangor sea captain's from a sheriff many years . The sheriff went aboard the iooner with a warrant for the captain's arrest. The mariner re ceived him cordiallv and invited him to step into the cabin to take re freshment. This refreshment was taken in the guise of a drink of Santa Cruz rum which the captain had brought from the West Indies himself. The sheriff took several drinks and swapped a number of jokes and yarns with the captain, becoming exhilarated and forgetting his errand. At last he bethought himself of his duty and told his entertainer, with an expression of regret, that he must arrest him and take him before a magistrate, hop ing that the trouble would be ex plained and the respondent be dis charged. "But, Mr. Sheriff," re plied the captain, "you are not within your bailiwickyou can't ex ecute that precept now." "Why," said the sheriff, "we are at Bangor, ain't we?" "Well, no, I rather guess not,"said the captain. "We've got pretty well down the bay by this time, jjo you want to go to uaiu more with me?" Dexter (Me.) Gazette. The Sarcastic President. Mrs. De Garmo (in conversation with the president of a horse-car-line) A gratuity seems to be generally looked for in these days for the slightest service rendered. It's de plorable. Pretty soon, I suppose, it will affect vour business, and the conductors will expect to pocket five cents every time they take a fare. President of the horse-car line Let us hope not ! The present sys tem is preferable ; under that the conductors every little while allow the company & nickel. Tid-Bits. gwallewed His On THme. A hand working on the A. P. & L. road was taken with a fit at Pres ton last week, and while swallowing some medicine his tongue became so relasecCthat it doubled over and was swallowed, nearly strangling" the man before the doctor could get thejtongue back into its proper po sition. Americus (Ga.) Recorder. The Modern Shakenpeare. "Andromeda and it were not that I had sometimes gazed at angel fashion plates, I would assume I had an angel seen." "There was a time when'er thou gazed on me, thou'dst swear such picture had your vision met." "And so'me heart attests thee even now ! But with the eye material, me sweet that eye which but the outer guise reflects I saw what worldlings would an angel call." "Aha! then thou attendest yes tereve the free Innch kettledom at Mistress Claudio's? " "i did, egad, and there did tete-a-tete with Lady Gaudiana Lucifer, an' fore the gods, if Solomon had seen thi3 gentlewoman's rare ac couterments, to Chatham street he would have ta'en his gaud and bar tared at beggary's per cent." "Was she so gorgeouslv capari soned?" " Was she. Indeed ! Not Sitting Bull himself e'er stood as rack for much blazonry. Upon her head she wore an ecru red ingote gathered at the chin with panel-draped galloons ; her bodice was of turkey's breath brocade garnished with epitaphs of frozen mull, while from the wain scot's frail capote hung tuelleries of spangled gaberine and slabs of body-brussels bias cut. "O gentle Oscar! that thou hast been here to batten "on this type of graciousness ! " " Would that he had, for had he seen as I the tout ensemble mellow ing her train, her jabot hung with desiccated plaques, her musiiroom quilted tunic, tadpole shape, and cluny balmoral all overshot with pepper-pod veneer and hearing scales, he would have bowed him to you Yankee girls and said, 'For tricks of grab the cookie's ours.' " IYonker'.s.Ga7ette. Two Strings to Ills Bow. A very dilapidated-looking tramp entered" the countine-room of one of the wealthiest merchants on Austin Avenue, and, coining up to the desk, asked : " Ain't yonr folks from 1'oset County, Iiiiliany ? " "Yes." " And vour name is John Smith? " " Yes." "Shake! You have at last found your long lost brother Bill. I am in need of money." " Here is a quarter. Take it and go." The long lost brother turned over the quarter a time or so, and then ftid:- " Is a quarter all you can spare for vour long lost brother? " " That's all. Go now, or I'll call a policeman," said the merchant. " I'll accept the quarter on account of oiirrelationship. That is a family matter; but, besides being your brother, I am a tramp and a dead beat. Now I apply to you profession ally. Give me another quarter." Texas Siftings. Brave Congressman lion;. Ex-Governor John D. Longisshort, round and jolly. He has a large head and a big'iound face of Na poleonic cast. A man of culture, he has the genial ways of a Western politician in a greater degree than most of the New England men in public life. He was a practicing lawyer of repute when he married a wealthy lady. The Glover family, to which she "belonged, is intimately allied with the rich Train family of Boston. When she died, five or six years ago, she left a large fortune to her two little girls, of which the Governor has the income for life. It is all invested, through trustees, in bonds and mortgages. The Gov ernor has no care over it beyond drawing the income, which is some $T0.000 to $60,000 a year. He ha", therefore, nothing to do but to watch his jiolitical affairs. In this respect few men in public life in the coun trv are so fortunate. At the theater. Wife " Are you a medium?" Husband "What a ridiculous question." " Not at all, not at all ; for you seem to have a spirit call after each act." Boston Budget. (Freni tbe Christian Adrocate, Xeu Orleans.) A general complaint, that spares neither class nor condition ot person, is seated in the liver. It may he truly said that this is our national disease, and it gives us gi eat pleasure to hear or read the testimony of persons of well known veracity and intelligence to the value of Simmons Liver Regulator as a reined y. The testi money of so many friends sat isfies us that this is one of the exceptions to the general hunibiiggery f medical specialties. Astoria Planing Mill HOLT & CO. Proprietors. aiaimfadurers of Mouldings, Sash ooors, Blinds, Rails, Balusters, Newel Posts, Brackets. Scroll and Turned Balustrades, BOAT MATERIAL, ETC., Orders Solicited and Promptly Attended to Satisfaction Guaranteed As to Style, Quality and Prices. Mill and Office cor. Tolfe and Concomly St9.. ASTORIA, OREGON. Address IIOI.T & CO. fiflYA i B iisiii I r I u 1 1 MTV U dM VIUEM POWDER Absolutely Pure. Tills powder never varies. A marvel cl purity, strength and wboleromeuess. More economical than tbe oidinary kinds, aud can not be MJld In competition with the multi tude of low test, short weight, alum or phos phate powders. Sold only in can. Kdva;. Bakix: Powder Co. too Wall-st.. N. Y. MARKETS. STAR MARKET. WHERRY & COMPANY, Fresh and Cured Meats, T7"o getables , FRUITS.. BUTTER, and EGGS. OPPOSITE OCCIDE?T HOTEL. CIIKVA3IU Street. Axteria, Oe. Washington Market. tfalu Mr eel, . Astoria, Oregon. BEUOMAS & CO.l'ttOl'XtlKTOltS Respectpui.lv call the atten tion of the nubile to the fact that the sbove Market w ill always be supplied with a FULL VARIETY AND BEST QUALITY FRESH AND CUKED MEATb- I Which will be old at lowest rates, whole sale aud retail. BySpecial attention given to supplying hips. WM. EDGAR, Dealer in Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. CORN'EK MAIN AND CHENAMUS STS. MURRAY & CO., GROCERS And Dealers in Cannery Sillies! Special Attention Clvento Filling Of Orders. A F.-LL LINE CARRIED And Supples furnished at Satis factory Terras. Purchases delivered in any part or the city. Office and Warehouse In Hume's New fiutUiln on Water Street. P. O. P.on. 1M. Trie-phone No. 37. 1STOISI.1, OREGON. $67,000,000 Capital! Liverpool and London and Globe North British and Mercantile Of London and Edinbi'-gh. Old Connecticut of Hartford COMMERCIAL OF CALIFORNIA Fire Insurance Companies, representing a Capital 0iS67,0OO OOO. B. VAN DTJSEN. Aqeat. J. H. D. GRAY, Wholesale and retail dealer la. GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED Kay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. General Storage and Wharfage'oa reason able terms, toot oi ueaton street, Astoria, Oregon. ARBOUR'S: Flai HAVE NO -unHsr j SL23 tifci&J SraSBJBf Swl vkxT-! fTffi jrj""hgg"L IwcaKiamSHjRjjj SjeS BgatJ TxrSfcl GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878. T1IEY HAVE BIIEN AWARDED HIGHER PRIZES AT THE VARIOUS International Expositions THAN TUE GOODS OF ANY OTEER " THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN THK WORLD. (la u lily can Always Em ieiiuBu FMeraen Use no Other ! HENRY DOYLE & CO., 617 and 519 Market Street, - - - SAN FRANCISCO, AOEXTS FOil PACIFIC OANT. Seine Twines, Hope and Netting Constantly on Hand. THE NEW MODEL A FULL STOCK AliWAYS ON HAND. The Telephone iSaloou. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially fitted up for the Oornrort and Convenience of those who enjoy a Social Ola s. , The Best or Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything Nev; and First-Class. K. t. JEFFREY, Fopr. Coliiia Transportation Cmny. FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! THE NEW STEAMER -TELEPHONE Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave "Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Beturnlng leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. HT-An additional trlD will be made-on Sunday ef Each WeK, leavtog Tcatlaa d lor Sound ports. u-B- SCOTri resident. Threads EQUAL ! I IstfUMf rftvW . be Depended on ! KANHE CAN BE HAD IN" A3- iuniA ubi uc !i: ET O OAMMiBm Z2k O Ulf7DV AGENT CALL AND EXAMINE IT. YOU WILL BE PLEASED. R. It. HAWKS Is also aei.t fcr the Bad patent Mm ta And other flrst-claw Stoves. Furnace "Work. Steaat Fit tings, etc.. a specialty. 55E Carnahaii & Co. SUCCESSORS TO I. "W. CASEV IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE AND K&r-AIL DEALERS IN GEMAL MEBCHASDISE Corner Chenaraus and Cass streets. ASTOK1A - - OREGON ,&jtfcrfSfcl;Si. aA'5' -K- - T&"- - -a. X