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VOL. XXV, NO. 57.
ASTORIA, OREGON, TUESDAY, MARCH 9, 1886.
PRICE. MVE CENTS.
, "T't".-
1. ,
BUSINESS CAUDS.
( R. TH0MS0.T, K. . COOVFET.
TnOMSOKf & COOVEBT,
Attorneys at Law and lTotarie3 Public, j
Social atteatloa given to collections and
examining titles. ,
Office Kooms 4 ami 3, over City Book
store.
c.
B. MABTIW '. .,
Architect and Civil Engineer.
tiFMCK Room 0. Knight or Pvthias
Building.
ll. A. 1. and J. A. FUL.TOX.
Pltisic-iaus ami Surgroii.
Will jrhe promut attention to all call,
iimi auv part of tiio city or country.
OJ'.icc over AUeuS Store, corner Cass and
ue moqua streets. Anuria. Oregon.
I.-Sephonr ho. -t.
" K. FKlXK PAGK,
IM1YSICIAX ANDSUKGEON.
Opposite Telegraph OOlce. Astoria. Oregon.
.r
AY TCFT1.K. M. l.
1'llYSlOiAN AND SUKUKoN
: wvu-tt. Kooin 1.2. and 3 Pythian Hitdd-
KiuiuKNfK On Cedai fttteet. bek of
-"J. Mary's Hospital.
I)
It. O. B. ESTRS.
PHYSICIAN AND SUItOEON.
:kfjok : (Jem Building, up stairs. Astoria,
uijnn.
DK
. AB.Fltr.O KIXXKY,
Office at Kinney's Cannery.
Will only attend patients at hi oulee, and
may be found there at any hour.
..J-O. A. DOUUIS. OEO. NOLAND
xoiA!t'i fc nonius.
ATTORNEYS AT I AW.
Uince In Kliiney'B Block, opposite ('lt
Wall, Astotla. Oregon.
W. FUI.TO.V. O. FU1.TOX
ri7X.Tff BP.OTllWW.
ATTOKNEiS AT LAW.
iliictiisoaud C.Odd Fellow a Building.
1 KLO F. PARUEU
SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY
AM
Bx-Clty Surveyor of Astoria
(.nice : N. K. comer Cass and A stor street-',
l.'oom No. 8 Up Stalrn.
. A. BOWIiBY.
ittore3 cud CouuKt-llor ct lav,
inlce on Clienamus Stieet, Astoria. Oiegon.
I I. WIXTON,
ATTOItNEY AT LAW.
HooniH No. !1 and 12, Pjtlilan Casilp Bullil-
T I). KAY3IO.VD,
CIVIL KNCINKEK,
CITY SURVKYOU.
Office in City Hall, Astoii.i. Oicgou.
A E. snAW.
DENTIST.
llooms In Allen's Building, up Malts, cor
nor CaivS and Squeinoqiia stieets. Astoria
Oregon.
TT A. 831ITII,
DENTIST.
I bave pennanentlv located lu Astoila. to
practice Dentistry. I have all the late lm-
provea appliances. ione out tne very uei
4f work done am! satisfaction guaranteed.
Oaico In Kinney's Building.
K. SPEDDE1W,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Senrrhcr of Titles, AbatpactiT and
Conveyaneer.
Olllce on Cas Street. 3 doors south of As
toriau ofllce, Astorli, Oregon.
General Agency of
W
31. D. AIA1K,
Real Estate, Insurance and Houey
BROKER.
Valuable Properties for Sale or Lcae In
Upper Astoila. Accounts Adjusted, and
Book Keeping done on Short Notice. Office
with Col. spedden, cor. Jefterson and Cass
streets, Astoria, Oregon.
A. V.AUen,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer hi
MILLFEED.
Glass and Plated Ware,
TROPJCAL AND DOMESTIC
FRUITS AND VEGEFABLES.
Together with
Wines, UquorsJobacco.Cig&r
TUIO B CO CD ma? be toond on file at Goo. P
I tiio rArElf BoweU&Co'sXewspaperAd
coaintcft mCb mfittorlilS KXWYOSC.
kSANFORD'S
1NVIG0RAT0R
Is josc what its name implies ; s
Purely Vegetable 'Compound, thai
acts directly upon
cnnn
the many diseases!
a that na.
portant organ, and
ring the no
merons ailmrnts
from it
deranged or
cdon, sucli as
Dyspepsi
Biliousness,
Cosweni
Mcfiaria. Sick-lieadaclia
Rh
etc. It is therefore s
arnisnatnAt " To .nave Good Healtt
:ha IreTmnst be kept in order."
DE. SANTOED'a IIVEB INVIGOEATOR.
Invigorates the Liver, Regulates the Borc
5I9, Strengthens tiio System, Purifies the
Blood . Assists Digestion, Prevents Fevers,
h a llo'dsehold .Need. An Invaluable
Family Medicine for common complaiuii
D3. EAHPOBD'S LIVES ETTIGQBATCIL
An experience of Forty years, and Tf t
lands of Testimonials prove its Merit.
FOIt SALE BT ALT. DEALERS CJMEDICKCi
For full information tend your address for 1
t8Book on Ilia "Llvir and Its ictLcg," tt
rltrOED S4 SCANS St.. SEW TOEK CVtl
Did you Sup-
pose Mustang Liniment only good
for horses? It is for inflamma
tion of all flesh.
A Clear Skin
is
only a part of beauty;
but it is a part. Every lady
may have it ; at least, what
looks like it. Magnolia
Balm both freshens and
beautifies.
Furniture and Upholstering,
Mattresse Made and Kepaired.
Paper Hanging. Carpets Sowed
and Laid.
Furniture Sold on Commission.
Shop, comer Main and JefTeron Streets
MARTIN OLSEN.
Fisheries, 1886,
We have a new Mill, first c!aBs. with
heavy machinery to knit the
STRONG TRAPS and SEINES
.Suited to the
Pacific Fisheries !
Aho for the lighter kinds of Nets and Seines,
All kinds of Nets and Seines made to mder.
letters promptly answered. Prices Low.
Gloucester Net and Twine Co.,
90 Commercial StrecL Botton.
Notice.
A SPECIAL MEETIXU OF THE STOCK-holder-N
of the Columbia Canning Co.
will lio liel.l TiiBcrfiv Mrxli ir.lli ISOt f o
Pp. m. at the olllce of the company 'in the c Ity
oi Astoria, uiatsop couiiiy, ur., tor uic pur
pose of winding up the analrs of .said corpo
ration and the transaction of such other
business as may properly come uefore the
meeting.
GEO. H. STEWART.
Sect3.
Astoria. March 4, 1SSS.
Astoria Planing Mill
HOLT & CO. Proprietors.
Manufacturers ot
Mouldings,
8aen Doors,
Blinds. Rails,
Balusters.
Newel Posts,
Brackets.
Scroll and Tamed Balustrades,
BOAT MATERIAL, ETC.,
Orders SclIdUd ud Preaptlr itteaded to,
Satiffaction Guaranteed
As to Style, Quality and Prices.
Mill and Office cor. Polk and Ccncomly Sts
ASTORIA, OREGON. .
Address UOJJT Of GO.
theriver
ctaerxri
tKaq arise
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rpicwa
Kindice
A PLAYFUL GOAT.
Hw
Me Craere a Premlaeat
Stclety IaT.
Once in a while a thing will hap
pen on the street so ridiculous as to
cause those who witness it to re
member it to their dying day. In
deed, 60 comical is the sigfit that
were they to call it to mind at a fun
eral they would laugh in spite of
themselves. Such a scene was re
cently witnessed over on the West
Side by a street-car load of people,
as well as several pedestrians who
happened along at that moment. A
prominent "West Side society lady
was walking quietly along in an absent-minded
sort of a way, when
suddenly a handsome goat of the
"Billy" species hove in sight and
came galloping toward the lady with
an I-own-the-street expression in
his large, liquid, fawn-like eyes.
Any one at all familiar with the hab
its of our American goat is aware
that in a case of this kind the safest
olace to get is on top of a high board
fence, but the lady in question had
probably never associated with goats
to any great extent, and so when he
came charging down upon her she
quietly backed up in a corner of the
fence, spread her umbrella before
her as she would a shield, and
bravely stood her ground, undoubt
edly thinking that the act would
frighten his goatship, and leave her
in full possession of the field. Those
who witnessed the charge say that
on sight of the umbrella the goat
fairly smiled for joy; but whether
that" bo so or not is hard to say.
May be they imagined he smiled;
but, nevertheless, ho raised upon his
hind legs as if he enjoyed the joke
hugely, and then, as though changing
his mind, he suddenly straightened
out as stiff as a frozen cat, and made
a dead center shot upon the umbrella
with his head. It was very evident
that the lady was unprepared for this,
for she got down on all fours and
yelled like a Comanche Indian with
a flock of hornets browsing upon
different portions of his anatomy.
A gentleman, also well known in so
ciety, came rushing up at this mo
ment, and without paying any at
tention to the goat, who was quietly
munching away upon the contents of
one of the lady's packages, which,
to the occupants of the car, looked
very much like new underwear of
the female persuasion, proceeded to
assist the unfortunate lady to her
feet. The goat seemed to know what
was coming, and watched the man
out of the corner of his eyes till his
position was such that a well-directed
blow from behind would drive
the man head first through the fence.
As the man was just about to lift the
lady to her feet, the goat seemed to
be satisGed with his position, and af
ter biting off the undergarment that
he was ehewing, part of which was
already down his throat, he snorted,
shook his head and shot through
the air with a swiftness that maae
the wind fairly whistle as it blew
through his whiskers. There was a
muffleG. sound not unlike the pro
verbial "dull thud," and once raorw
the lady bit the dust, while the oly
thing that saved the gentleman who
so gallantly came to the rescue from
having a broken head was his plug
hat, which came between his cranium
and the fence. Once more the lady
yelled from "do" to high C, while
the man said : "So, boss, so, boss ;"
but Billy wasn't that kind of a bos3.
He seemed to feel insulted to think
that anybody would spring a foreign
language upon him, and to demon
strate his feelings he let go again just
as the gentleman was trying to arise,
and basted him in the same locality
as on the former trip. Probably if it
hadn't been for the cardriver the
goat would have been playing polo
with the lady and gentleman yet,
but a few well-directed blows from
that worthy's whip soon drove
"Billy" from the field, and the
couple were allowed to hie themselves
to their respective homes, slightly
disfigured, but still able to walk.
Peck's Sun.
Ideals of Has.
"We love characters is proportion
as they are impulsive and spontane
ous. Victory over things in the office oi
man. Of course until it is accom
plished, it is the war and insult of
things over him.
"What is it that makes the true
knight? Loyalty to his thought
That makes the beautiful scorn, the
elegant simplicity, the directness,
the commanding port which all men
admire and which meu not noble af
fect. Slavery it is that makes slavery ;
freedom, freedom. The slavery of
women happened when the men
were slaves of kings. The meliora
tion of manners brought their meli
oration of course. It could not have
been otherwise, and hence the new
desire of better laws.
The painter Giotto, Vasari tells us,
renewed art, because he put more
goodness into his heads. To awake
in. man and to raise the sense of
worth, to educate his feeling and
judgment so that he shall scorn him
self for a bad action, that is the
only aim.
Yon can't hire a man to be honest;
he will want his wages raised every
morning.
The Bothscktlds.
The combined capital of the great
firm of the Rothschilds is p.stim rttpH
by persons pretending to know (al-
mougn noooay out tnemseives can
really know anything about it) at no
less a sum than SI .000.000.000. fnllv
one-half of which has been gained
within twenty-five years. Their op
portunities for making money, which
are almost unlimited, are "perpetu
ally improved. Their credit being
of the highest, they might continue
their immense banking business in
definitely with little or no capital.
It is hardly more than 100 years
since the founder of the family and
its fortunes, Mayer Anslem, of very
humble Jewish parentage, was an
humble clerk in a Hanover counting
house. He afterward established
himself as a banker in Frankfort.
The discreet investment of $5,000,000
of silver, deposited with him in 1806
by the Elector "William on the in
vasion of his territory by the French,
was the source of the enormous
wealth of the firm. It was deposited
without interest, but Rothschild
paid interest regularly and returned
the capital to the elector's son seven
teen years later. The Rothschilds
have never been so rich as now, but
they have nothing like the power
they once had, probably because the
capital of the world has so rapidly
increa'sed. It used to be said that
kings could not go to war without
their consent. Those days are for
ever past. New York Commercial
Advertiser.
Pases from a Xovellat'a Early
tire.
"While "W. D. Howells wa3 a young
man living in Columbus and on the
editoral force of the Ohio State
Journal, he wrote a poem which waB
published in the Atlantic Monthly.
In due time came a check in pay
ment for the poem, which was
among the earliest literary pro
ductions of Mr. Howells, beforo he
had turned his thoughts toward the
field of prose fiction. The check
was highly prized in itself by the
young poet, but did not fill the full
measure of his aspirations, for
shortly afterward he demanded of
an intimate friend with much diffi
dence but great earnestness : "Jim,
when you have a check for some
money how do you get the cash for
it? " The intricacies of this finan
cial operation being explained, the
amount of the cheek was deposited
to hi3 credit in the bank. The
money was not destined, however,
to form a part of Mr. Howells' ulti
mate estate, for shortly afterward
he again repaired somewhat em
barrassed to his more practical friend
and asked, in a quandary: "Jim,
when you have some money in the
bank how do you get it out again? "
Since that time Mr. Howells has
had little difficulty either in getting
money into or out of the bank.
New York Tribune.
liOw Ball Dresses
Ball dresses are decidedly low in
point of fact, reprehensibly low.
As for sleeves, the' have none; a
fringe of beads answers every pur
pose. It is puzzling to know why a
woman is perfectly free to expose
her charms to an almost unlimited
degree in a public ball-room, while
she dare not do so in her own house,
unless she gives a full dress party.
She dare not receive callers in a low
necked dress; if she did she would
be considered beyond the pale of
society. It is quite right and pi oper,
according to the whimsical degree of
fashion, to expose one's self to many,
but not to few. Now, what sense is
there in this? If it is improper to go
partly naked at home, it should cer
tainly bo still mote improper to go
partly dressed abroad. The entranc
ing grace of modesty cannot be
worn along with the ultra-fashioned
evening dress. Philadelphia Rec
ord. (Prem the Christian Adrccste, .Heir Orleans.)
"A general complaint, that spares
neither class nor condition ot person, is
seated in the liver, it may be truly said
that this is our national disease, and it
gives us great pleasure to hear or read
the testimony of persons of well known
veracity and intelligence to the value of
aimraons Liiver Jteguiator as a remedy.
The tfsti money of so many friends sat
isfies us that this is one of the exceptions
to the general Immbtiggcry -f medical
specialties.
For lame Back, Side or Chest use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Pnc 25 rents.
For sale by W. E. Dement.
That Hacking Couch can be :-o
quickly on r1 hy shiloh's Tun. Wi
Ctinrantee it. nltl by W. K. Demi'tit.
SPECIAL NOTICE!
O. R. & N. CO.
EXCURSION!
Tickets to Portland nud Return
For $2 50.
Good on any of the Company's boats
E. A. WO YES,
Agent.
Notice.
k LL PEHSONS KNOWING TTiEM
.cL selves Indebted to the late Edward N.
Murohv will mease maxe immediate settle
mentto the undersigned, administratrix of
ths estate.
MRS. JOHN HOGEIIS.
SSf.SS SSm Sfl BSs BSaBSs SSa
" tiBy s iirisn n
&3&1' i
Win I M
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
This powder neer varies. A marvel id
purity, strength and wholesomeness. Mute
economical than the ordinary kinds, and can
not be sold In competition with the multi
tude of low teat, short weight, alum or phos
phate powders. Sold only fi cniw. Itor.i.
Bakiso rownKii Co. 106Wall-st.. N. Y.
MARKETS.
STAR MARKET.
WHERRY & COmPArjIY,
Fresh and Cumi 3ioats,:
Vegetables,
FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS.
OrPOSlTE OCCIDENT IlOTKl..
CI3KXA2Z17S Street. Aritorla. Off.
Washington Market.
Malu Mrcct, A-jtorla, Orrcoa.
i:i;MA5! & CO. IMtOI'RIKTOItS
KESPECTFL'LLY CALL TJ1E ATTEN
tion of the public to ths fact that the
above Market wui always besupplled v.lth a
FULL VARIETY AND BEST QUALITY
or-
PRESM AND CURE!; MEATS I
Vyhlch will be sold at lowest rates, whole
sale and retail .
BF'SpecIal attention slveu to supplying
.ships.
WEI. EDGAR,
Dealer lu
Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes
Meerschaum and Brier Pipes,
GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY
Revolvers and Cartridges.
COKXEU MAIN AND CITENAMUS STS.
MURRAY & CO.,
GROCERS
And Dealers In
Special Attention GIvento Filling
Of Orders.
A FoLL LIKE CARRIED
And Hupples furnished nt Satis
factory Terms.
Purchaser! delivered in any part of the city.
Office and Warehouse
In Hume's New Rudding on Water Street.
P. O. Hox IS!. Telephone No. ST.
ISTOSCIA, OREGON.
W.E, DEMENT &.C0.
ASTORIA, - - OREGON
Carry in Stock,
DRUGS, CHEMICALS, TOILET
and
FANCY ARTICLES.
i'rKsrriptionH carefully Compounded
J. H. D. GRAY.
wnolesale and retail dealer lu
GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED
Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc.
LIME, SAND AND CEMENT.
General Storage and Wharfage on reason
able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria,
Oregon.
Six Men Wanted. -
TO DO DYKDJG OH MY PLACE ON
Young's bay. 2 miles from Astoria.
Wages from Si to Sl.W a day and board.
EJRED KROSEL.
Cannery
Sillies!
ARBOUR'
HAVEN
GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878.
THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED
HIGHER PRIZES
AT THE VAiUOUS
International Expositions
THAN THE G0CDS OF ANY OTHER
THREAD MANUFACTURERS
IN THE WORLD.
Qaulity can Always be Depended on !
Experience Seiei h no Otter !
HENRY DOYLE & CO.,
517 and 519 Market Street,
AGEXTS Jb'OK
Seine Twines, Rope and
THE NEW MODEL
Tfi&?r5ksrtS5S
sssrrf&l .
p2QC36MIWBEist
A rtTLI. STOCK
The Telephone Saloon.
The Finest Establishment of
the Kind in Astoria.
Especially fitted up for the Comfort and
Convenience of those who enjoy a
Social Gla'3.
The Best or Wines and Liquors,
The Choicest Cigars.
Everything New and First-Class.
B. I,. JEFFREY. Propr.
Coliii Transportation Company.
FOR PORTLAND!
Through Freight on Fast Time I
THE NEW STEAMEii
-TELEPHONE
Which has been specially built for tfce comfort of passengers will leave
Wilson & Fisher's Dock every
Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M.
Returning leaves Tortland every
Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. II.
E-An additional trip will be made on Haaday of Each Weelr, leaving-Ua 4
at O'eleclt Sunday MorHlHjc. Passengers bj this jouto connect at
for Sound ports. IJ. B.SCOTT, President
i Threads
0 EQUAL!
SAN FRANCISCO,
PACIFIC COAST.
Wetting Constantly on Hand.
ItANOE CAN BE HAD IN A8
TORTA ONLY OP
MMii B, R. HAWB9,
AOKWT
CALL AND EXAMINE 11. VOH
WILL BE PLEASED,
K. It. HAWE3 Is also ngeni for the
Bad patent Cooling im
And other nrst-claaa Stoves.
Furnace Work. SteaiB Fit
tings, etc, a specialty.
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Carnahan & Co.-
SUCCESSORS TO
I. W. CASE,
IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE AHO
.IK TAIL DEALERS IN
GEEBAL MEBCMDEE
Corner Chenamua and Cass streets.
ASTOKIA - OREGON
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