a) & SnUtj Sstorfm ASTORIA. OREGON: THURSDAY . .FEBRUARY 25. 1S3C NOT ENTIRELY CHIMERICAL. Sknatok SiiEirMAX has intro duced a bill to carry out the idea that Hinton llowen Helper has o-iven his life to promote the construction of a railway from Alaska to Patagonia. Although the scheme sounds and seems like the dream of a lunatic, it is not more impossible or improbable than a transcontinental railway ap peared when it was first proposed by Thomas H. Benton and John C. Fremont. Helper is spending his entire time and income trying to educate the public up to his ideas, and divides his time between the United States and the Argen tine Republic, where he is now spending the winter. The govern ment of that Republic is now building a railway northward into Bolivia, and Mr. Helper sincerely believes that within the life of the present generation the trarks will be joined to an exten soin of the Mexican Central on the Isthmus of Panama. The engin eering difficulties are nowhere greater than those already over come in Colorado, and the devel opment of the continents will ulti mately make railway communica tion imperative. It is understood that Sherman will not ma;e any effort to pass the bill he has intro duced, but that he simply present ed it to oblige an old friend. His experience with Mr. Helper in the past has not been such as to en courage much intimacy in the fu ture. If John Sherman had not indorsed Helper's "Impending Cri sis" (in 1859), he would have been elected speaker of the house of representatives. A Connecticut man is usually sharp at a bargain when he gives his mind to it. A Waterbury weekly newspaper made an invari able rule to charge 2 cash down for a year's subscription, and 2.25 when the subscriber was in arrears. One subscriber was three weeks behind when he went to renew his subscription the other day. He offered his two dollars and was told that 62.23 was the price. "I'll stop my paper,5 said the subsenber. I "Here are thirteen cents I owe you j for the three papers." After the ' papers. editor had pocketed the thirteen cents the subscriber handed out the same two dollars and said he guessed he'd subscribe for a year. He saved just twelve cents hy the operation. He is seventy-five vears old. Tiik Tacoma Ledger of the 23rd sa3s: "A private telegram of late date from Washington city to a citizen of Tacoma brings the important information that a new governor for "Washington territory has been selected and that his ap pointment will soon be announced. The name of the successful candi date is not stated in the telegram, nor does it appear whether h-- is a resident of the territory or hails from the northern or southern states. The same telegram states that a new survej-or-general also has been chosen from among the presumably numerous candidates, but as to his name and otlnr inter esting points we come to halt be fore a wall of reticence as in the case of the governor." Talking to the itinerant politi cians and the lookers for "soft snaps," the Dakota Estelline Bell gently states: "There is no open ing here for any of these embr3 otic or ruined specimens of human- itv outside of the cemeteries. If the verdict of the community in which you now live seems to be that you have not enough ability to throw stones at the chickens, don't come out here where, owing to excessive and exorbitant freight charges, cartridges with which to practice on you cost two cents apiece." On the 23rd the house passed a bill forfeiting the immense land grant of the Atlantic and Pacific railway, a lapsed grant. Concerning the report that the Chinese government had made ar rangements or was about to make arrangements to return all Chinese from this coast, the San Francisco Chinese consul-general's secre tary denies that any suoh proclam ation has been issued. He says that Chinese Consul Bee had made arrangements with the steamship companies to carry poor, sick and unemployed Chinese back to China for four trips at half rates. No tices concerning this were sent out, requesting Chinese to take ad vantage of these cheap rates, and these facts probably gave rise to the first mentioned reports. Senator Dolph said last Tues day that he hoped to bring up his bill for the admission of Washing ton territory as soon as the Blair education bill is disposed of. He thinks the time is ripe for consid eration of the measure. He is confident the bill will pass the senate. Feeling about the Seattle riot has subsided, and is no longer considered an obstacle to the pass age of the bill. Four thousand journeymen bak ers work night and day making bread for the city of New York. A barrel of good flour makes from 270 to 2S0 5-cent loaves. Much of the bakers' success depends on the skillful mixing of different kinds of flour. It is denied that alum is extensively used to make bread " white. Modern mill ma chinery renders this quite unneces sarv. The Chicago Tribune says: It is unquestionable that the present generation is leaving the farm in large numbers and that the next will leave in still greater, aud that were it not for the accretion of foreign agricultural labor our farms would suffer very heavily. Tiik members of the last New York legislature were in clover. One of them says: "When the Broadway surface bill was up it was boodle to vote against it, boodle to vote for it, in fact it was boodle in thirteen different styles and more boodle if wanted." The wages of farm hands in Switzerland, exclusive of board and lodging, average for males about (?56.25 a year; for females, $20.50. In the United States the wajres of the farm haads including board nia 1 vP9nr fr.im 2nn , """ W.WU.C,, ..w. W to 350 a year. It is thought that the western terminus of the Canadian Pacific railway will be at Vancouver in stead of Port Moody, and the for mer place anticipates a "boom" this spring. It is significant of the extent to which boycotting has been carried in Ireland that a midwife declined to attend the wife of a proscribed man. Fifteen years ago Joseph Arch was a farm laborer supporting his family on $4 weekly wages, and he is now a member of parliament. NEW TO-DAY. Six Men Wanted. TO DO DYKING ON MY PLACE ON Younc's bay. 214 miles from Astoria. a day ana ooara. FJtED KROSEL. TEA! TEA! TEA! PINK TEA. The Ladies' Committee of the S M. C. A. will give a Grand TEA PAETYI For 23 Cents, Friday Evening Next, From 0 To 8, After which "Will be Given, of Creat Literary and Social Merit. Winding Up with ICE CREAM and CAKE! Young Ladies especially requested to bring in the Young Men. At the New Y. H. C. A. Hall, Friday Evening. February 26th. Hotel for Rent. THE HOUSE NOW KNOWN AS THE Germaula Hotel is for rent. House is 48x75 : three stories ; 43 rooms ; near the 0. It. & N. Co.'s dock. Possession will be given immediately. H. B. PARKER. Notice. NEITHER THE STATE OF OREGON OR the pilot boat Gov. Moody will be held responsible for any debts contracted against wild nilot boat by any person without th Lconsent of a majority of the board of pilot commissioners. Per order BOARD OF PILOT COMMISSIONERS. G. W. LOUNSBERRY, Secy. Astoria. Feb. lGth, 1865. GILBERT CHRISTIANSEN, General Blacksmith ag. HorseShooing a Specialty, Shop In Rear of Aug. Danlelson's Saloon. gAU Work Guaranteed,. White Lily Best on Ms MarM FRJM L. PARKER, Sole Agent. To Ship Masters and Shipowners! W.H.DYER &CO., STEVEDORES AND RIGGERS San Francisco, rortland and Astoria. Portland Omce - - 16 Xortk Front Street. The attention of shin masters and owners u directed to our superior facilities and low rates for loading and unloading vessels. umce at is. u. iioiaen's. For Rent. THE BUILDING KNOWN AS MUSIC Hall, lorraerly occupied liy Kobt. Will gren. Fully furnished and ready for business. Also the buildinir formerly occupied by Jeff s restanrant, where Jeff made his fort une. Both buildings are in the best business lo cation in the city. A good chance for the right man. For particulars applv to Casper baltes. Germanki Saloon. Sign Painting, Cilding, Banners, Oil Cloth Signs. SHOW CARDS, Fence Advertising, Price Marks, etc C. E. LANE, Shop and office on Cass street : Pike Bros.' old stand. Annual School Meeting. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO THE legal voters of School District No. 9, Upper Astoria. Clatsop county, Oregon, that the annual school meeting of said district will be held at the school house in said dis trict, at the hour of 7 :30 r. m. on the first Monuay, ueing me ist uay oi Jiarcn a. v. 1S8C. The above meetinc is called for the nur- pose of electing one director to serve for tnree years, anu one cierK 10 serve one year, and for the transaction of such other busi ness as may properly come before the meet- MRS. MARY LEINENWEBER, District Clerk. Astoria, February 17, 18S0. Notice to Cannerymen. WE ARE AGENTS FOR HENDERSON & Withers for the sale of their charcoal and cau furnish any amount desired. Please call and see us before purchasing elsewhere. BOZORTH & JOHNS. Notice. ALL PERSONS INDEBTED TO THE "Crystal Palace" arc requested to set tle their accounts at once, as all accounts not settled within ten day-., will be placed in the hands of an attorney for collection. nrl Ga Am IS SOW OPEN TO MEMBERS Each Week Day and Evening as Follows ; YouncMen ; Tuesday, Thursday and Sat urday evenings. Both under 18 ; Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenlugs. Ladien ; Saturday afternoons. Membership Tickets and Keys can be had from any of the officers. MANAGING COMMITTEE. Astoria Planing Mill HOLT & CO. Proprietors. Manufacturers of Mouldings, Sash Doors, .. Blinds, Rails, Balusters, Newel Posts, Brackets. Scroll and Turned Balustrades, BOAT MATERIAL, ETC., Orders Solicited and Promptly Attended to. Satisfaction Guaranteed As to Style, Quality and Prices. Mill and Office cor. Polk aud Concomly Sts ASTORIA, OREGON. Address 1TOI.T & CO. JOHN FUSSELL, Manufacturer of and Dealer in Harness, Saddles, Bridles, Whips, Brushes, Curry Combs, Etc NONE BUT BEST STOCK USED. Prices to Suit theTimes. Shop on Chenamus street, next door to J. A. Montgomery's, Astoria, Oregon, Notice. REGULAR MEETING CO. II, AT ARMO ry, Thursday evening. February 25th. All members are requested to be present, those not present will be dropped from the roll. C. W. FULTON, F. E. SHUTE, Secy. ('ai)t Office of the Light-House ) Inspector, thirteenth District. V Portlaxd, Oeeg., February 20th. 18SG. j nTLL BE SOLD AT PUBLIC AUCTION, TT at 12 o'clock, on Saturday, the 20th day of March, I860, at Astoria, Oree., the old light-house steamer. Shubrick. Full In formation as to dimensions of steamer, terms of sale., can be obtained on application to this ofllce. The right is reserved to reject any or all bids. URIEL SEBREE. Lieut. U. S. N., Light-House Inspector. Money to Loan ON APPROVED SECURITY. COUNTY Orders bought. Apply at the office of F. B. W1WTON. $. -r Do You That You have the Best Chance ' you ever had to get something that you would really like to have for less than wJiat it cost to bring it here? At the Crystal Palace is now of- fered for sale the Entire Stoclc at lower figures than you could buy the goods at wholesale from the importers. This is a fact. It- is something that you can easily prove by com ing and seeing for yourself'. There is no sham or make be lieve about this thing. It is u bona fide Sacrifice Sale. The idea is to realize cash from the stock as fast as possible. ' The best way we know of is to put the goods way down. Just think of Boiler Skates for sixty five cents a pair! Of ninety dollar "Watches for sixty-five dol lars! Of twenty dollar Gold Chains for $12.H0. Of Books that are worth $2 selling for six bits. Of five hundred different styles and varieties of goods that are marked down to such low fig ures that if you ever had an idea of getting them the chance is now here better than any you may ever have again. The Crystal Palace has engaged more salesmen and is determined to exchange the large stock for cash, however great the sacrifice, as fast as possible. , You are invited to come and see the goods and hear the prices asked for them. SHUTE & CO., FINE IMPORTED CIGARS. You can rely on getting a Good Cigar AtShute&Co-'s CIGAR AND TOBACCO STORE, Opposite D. L. Beck & Son's. CARPETS! CARPETS!! JUST H.'EIOE3I-V3533D 60 Rolls of Carpet of all Grades and in the Newest Shades, Including Mnnilfittfi Hnnv Br -j WJ ui"J J-UUMUIUM, AND INGRAIN. Also a Large Stock of Linoleum, Oil Cloth, AND FANCY WINDOW SHADES. CH AS. HEILBORN. E,. Lemon & Co., Stevedores and Riggers, PORTLAND and ASTORIA. Portland Office No. ic North Front St EMPIRE STORE. CLOTHING, HATS, BOOTS and SHOES, DRY GOODS, FW W. T. PARKER Know C. E. BAIN. DOORS, WINDOWS, BRACKETS. Mouldings, Window Frames, etc. A Full Supply of Material. Bids. Furnished Contract Work a Specialty. Mill and Ofllce on the Old Site. G. A. STINSON & CO., BLACKSM1THING, A.t Capt. Rogers old stand, corner of Cass and Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work. Horseshoeing. Wagons made and repaired. Good work guaranteed. Manager. TaiMta D. L. BE Wholesale and FAMILY GE L3?irx- Cannery Fishermen's Supplies Choice Teas Java and C. R. Coffee Palace Drips N. E. Maple Syrup Choicejuanned Fruits French Peas and Mushrooms Pine Apple and Edam Cheese Shrewsbury Ketchup Canned Soups Canned Shrimps Deviled Crah Spanish Queen Olives Pickled Oysters Plum Pudding Cox's Gelatine Orange Marmalade Goods Sold at Lowest Cash. Prices. '.mwiiijjitaBB mjumxui pinh mj. Liw DEAIEK IX Hay, Oats, and Straw, Lime, Brie!, Cement, Sand anil Plaster Wood Delirered to Order. Praying, Teamlnsr sr.il Express Business, lSf-Mi B.I rail . a I , i ' ' mll ". ! i - .. i 4 V 1 TER apply to the Captain, or to 0"ODBC3Nr .. 3MO20",T,CS-O3V!!:DE3EL-Sr, DEALKR W Tin, Sheet Iron, and Copper Ware. A general assortment of Household Goods' AGENT FOR DIAGEE STOVES AND ItAXGES, THE BEST IS TnEMABKET. Plumbing goods of all kinds on hand. Job work done in a workmanlike manner. Plumbing, Cas Fitting and Cannery Work attended to promptly On Seasonable Terms. Chenamus Street, Next to C. 1u Parker's Store. Astoria. Oregon. THE OREGON SHORT LINE, 1 1 TO 500 MILES THE SHORTEST ; 12 TO 48 HOURS THE QUICKEST TO CHICAGO, BOSTON, NEW YORK. And All Points East. Rates $S.:tO to $10.25 the Cheapest to Council Bluffs, Omaha, Kansas City, AND OTHER TOINTS. 1'ullman Palace and Emigrant Sleeping: CarH hauled on Express Trains Kxelu.slvely ivlthont Change. If you arc coin? east write for Kates. Mars, Time Tables. Guides and Full Information. FREE OF CHARGE. E.A.XOTE.S, V.'. Ii. GARRETS ON. Agent. Astoria. Assr. Agt., Astoria. IK. CAISIl'BEIX. General Agent, Xo, 1. Washington street. Portland, Oregon. HAVE YOTT in to S IX THE MATTER OF Rags, Bottles, Old ftfetal, or Junk of Any Sort, FOAED & STOKES Will give you the best price for it. Do You Want to Buy SHIP MATERIAL, From a Belaying Fin to a Hawser ; from Block to an Anchor. You CarfGet what You Want at FOAED & STOKES. Headquarters at building, cast end Water Street Magnus C. Crosby Dealer in HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, Iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES, TINWARE AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEET LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET IRON, Tin AND CJoDea?- VirffiniaCiffar anfl ToMgco Store J. W. BOTTOM, Proprietor, Water Street, Two Doors East or Olney. Fine Cigars, Tobaceos and Smokers Articles, Sold at Lowest Market Bates. -FRUITS, CANDIES, NOTIQNS,&c Am e SONS: Retail Dealers in India Currie Powder Boston Baked Beans Bahama Pine Apple London Layer Raisins Breakfast Gems Crushed Indian Germea Chow Chow Choice Dried Fruits Choice Fancy Crackers Salem Capitol Mills Flour Cove Mills Flour Dupee Hams Breakfast Bacon Goodwin Butter Etc. Etc. Etc. - va'T'3cvsaau.'jiLj STEAMER Kfi CLARA PARKER Eben P. Par ker,M aster. For TOWING, FREIGHT orCHAK 11. IS. PABKKK. L. K. G. SMITH, Dealer in- Gipis and Macco Meerschaum and Briar Pipes, Cutlery, Playing Cards, Etc, Will sell to Retailers and Saloon Keepers at San Francisco rates. THEO. BRACKEE, Manager. Chenamus Street, TO LOEB & CO., Wines, Liquors and Cigars. A Large Stock of FiftST CLASS GOODS! The Trade Supplied AT J.O WIST MARKET RATES. All orders filled promptly and accurately. Agents for First Class Foreign and Domestic Brands Main Street, Next door to Wells, Fargo's Express office. THOS. MAIRS, (Late Cutter with II. D. Kant.) FaiOMMe Tailor A Cood Fit Guaranteed. CHAKGES MODERATE. Pants, from $8 up. Suits from $30 up. Shop opposite C. H. Cooper's. ifefcSTOteift tic- k g-l'lP!; vj iVfc - 3&.